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densitywell · 8 months

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spent like an hour trying to find a post abt the disparity of origin companion's content in bg3 and couldn't so, hey, this fucking sucks

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #the fact that the astarion favoritism is baked into the game itself is so darksided oh my god #bc what do you mean wyll has TWO THIRDS THE AMOUNT OF DIALOGUE???#anyways this thread was also how i found out that astarion is the only one with durge specific scenes #and bc the writer was being forced into crunch and writing for both of them. lol #ETA I know abt Wyll being recast/rewritten and Karlach being added last. the post I linked goes into all of that in detail #as well as linking to another post that goes into even more detail and explains where these numbers came from.#you do not have to tell me. or accuse me of making shit up to make people mad. i know and i'm still mad lol #game design is very complicated yes but there's many ways they could've avoided giving the one black character the least amount of content

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rottmnt-residuum · 1 year

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part 7

remember not to ever talk to cops if you get arrested, everyone! envoke your rights and shut the fuck up! don’t make the same mistakes as moi (✿ -- ‿ -- )

⇇ | ⇽ | index | ⇾

#rottmnt #rottmnt michelangelo #rottmnt rapheal #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt residuum comic #residuum #c #g #you know what takes me the longest to do? the dialogue #oh god i am dying #i had to crunch time this one #so ignore continuity errors please ahaha #just to be clear i have never been arrested #it was an illegal arrest anyway #ehehehehehh karma hit those cops hard #did you know that rise actually has john bishop appear in the movie?#i didn't :D

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transbeeduo · 7 months

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do you think id get killed for making one of my beeduo fankids a biological kid do you think the people are ready for seahorse dad c!tubbo

#bug specifically because their current lore is that theyre a weird fucked up lab baby but ohhhhhh seahorse dad c!tubbo #THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF THEIR BIRTH IS REALLY REALLY WEIRD SO IDK HOW A NORMAL BIRTH WOULD WORK #i mean is it any weirder than ‘i put my and my husband’s dna into this dragon egg and theres a baby now’#seahorse dad c!tubbo is doing some shit to my brain its so good #is seahorse dad even the right term i think it is right idk its what ive always used #thank you to scott wiiwarechronicles for making me think of the idea in the first place #crunch’s nibbles #for the love of god be normal about this one guys

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darkxsoulzyx · 1 year

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THE FORBIDDEN CROSSOVER

(Aka me just smashing my two AUs together briefly for a bit HAHAHA None of this is canon (probably))

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keniaku · 6 months

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me thinking about yuji and how he's his mother's son

#txt #THE ITADORIS AND THEIR HEREDITARY LONELINESS. RARGRGHHH #everytime i remember yuji was described as a loner it breaks my heart #this sweet little boy with no regards for his own life and would throw it away without a second thought #who has no problem dying if it means taking down a great evil with him #who recognized and accepted that he was just a cog in the machine of a greater thing he doesn't and likely wouldn't ever understand #his mother's most beloved yet they show that love with great cruelty #just to see how much he could do #how much he could grow #it shouldve been him who killed kenjaku FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK #they wouldve been so proud of him if that happens too. god.#me when the only way i could show my love is through extreme violence #my brainis frying dont ask what this means. im crunching a 7 pages comic in one day.

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pcktknife · 1 year

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it's crazy how mspaint is really one of the top art programs

#no layers and many a inconvenience but *muah* chefs kiss baby #i have a brush i use in csp that mimics the pencil but it aint nothing like the real thing #thinking about that person on twt who was....modding? it to have layers like...that could be game changing #thought i do love that you kinda have to do everything w/o layers its kinda fun that it forces you to just work w what u have #kae.txt #also the crunch god i love crunch

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mitskiplier · 9 months

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WE FINALLY GET ANIMATED ILLUMANTI SHIMA CONTENT IN JANUARY

#the person i’m gonna be.#i swear to god.#i’m gonna put my hand in my mouth and crunch on it what the fuck #shima renzou #shima renzou supremacy!!!#aoex #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #shimane illuminati saga #izumo kamiki #rin okumura #yukio okumura #shiemi moriyama #bon suguro #ryuji suguro #konekomaru miwa

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sodaspringz · 2 months

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finally asked out Harvey of pelican town, i went in with this huge barrel of flowers and placed them lovingly next to his couch only for him to accept my confession and then immediately stomp them into the GROUND

#HEARTBROKEN. MY FLOWERSSS #apparently you can't leave objects in villagers houses or they'll destroy them?!??! oh my GOD it was so fucking immediate. right next to us #'omg you feel the same! i wasn't sure but i'm so happy!' *TURN* *CRUNCH*#WHAT THE FUCK #MAN #sdv harvey #who out here falling for pitiful middle aged doctors that can shatter wood with a sideswipe

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magpie-rogue · 5 months

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I finished rendering Imeneth's travel clothes coming into the new year; just in time for their game starting up next week! I need to get their armor done soon as well,,,,

oc: Imeneth Nira-Misd'vurai [They/He/No pronouns]

#artdemra #dnd shit ya know how it is #yippee on my blood cleric who isnt religious and sasses the fuck out of their ''god'' figure (easiest way to put it with the world building #I would have posted close ups but what i used to get them crunched the FUCK outta the #pictures so. zoom in i guess lmao #<- no idea why those tags separated??????? tf????? doesnt matter

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kelvingemstone · 4 months

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a starstruck odyssey is for lovers

#more than acofaf even. the love story of the wurst is what dreams are made of #emilymurph sitting next to each other...skip straightest man ever prince of alien slugs learning to be free bc of the crew...gnosis...#best on average npcs. lucienne plug bambi leroux the butch at the space station fuckin space heiress trust fund baby bajar crunch moon jone #and this is not to say ANYTHING of how good the characters are.#they could keep making d20 seasons forever and starstruck will always be a cut above the rest because of how fucking good the setting is #like with crown of candy even tho i loved it sm i feel like some politics were discarded in favor of the others; all out war was eh to me #the build up to a war tho? now that's interesting that's where the juice is basically i wanted asoiaf book one vibes with this cast but #that's a matter of personal preference! i don't feel like acoc did the most that could've been done with a “politics” campaign #dimension 20 #dropout.tv #a starstruck odyssey #because of their deep investment in the world and the genre it never feels like starstruck couldn't do anything. it feels limitless!#season two...god if they never do one that'd be such wasted capability #ik fantasy high is so beloved and it is a beautiful lasagna of time and playing style but if i could get multiple seasons w starstruck...#the thing that makes asoiaf asoiaf is that we have a similar level of insight into the minds of baddies like the lannisters as we do into #the minds of the clean jesus allegory starks. and in acoc the “worst” character we got from the heroes was lapin n even he was aligned #to the rocks' cause. saccharina WAS a rocks -- that was her whole deal -- and even then she wasn't a morally reproachable character bc #she was right! i wanted acoc to be down and dirty and when they said ravening would be i was excited but even that turned out to be them #destroying a secret cult which was going to kill the world. no really down low shenanigans!

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zukoromantic · 11 months

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Hirogaru Sky! Pretty Cure, Episode 22 but only Battamonda's scenes

...which is an unsurprisingly big chunk of the episode. Gimme the bug man arc. I know this is a dire situation but i keep laughing because he is so insane and petty and brings me joy. I am so fucking excited, this is fucked up lmao

Also this makes battamonda saying he's not a sore loser even funnier

Sora crying GOD ;;;;;;;

#I AM LATE BUT STILL TECHNICALLY IN TIME OKAY #THIS WAS THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKING COMP #THE LAST SCENE IS LITERALLY OVER THREE MINUTES LONG #I HAD SO MANY TECHNICAL ISSUES BECAUSE OF MY BAD EQUIPMENT. I WILL KILL PEOPLE #NOW SAYONARA YOU WEEABOO SHITS #BATTAMONDA #hirogaru sky pretty cure #hirogaru sky precure #pretty cure!#precure clip #poor sora y'all my GOD #as my wife said can't believe SORA is the mid season cure when she gets back into action SCJEDUEVSKV 😭😭😭#/j #there's a few crunches here and there but you don't know what i fucking went through for this as it is okay -_-.

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steelycunt · 1 year

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i’m using him to stir my tea. no yeah im holding him by the legs and stirring him headfirst don’t worry though he’s holding his breath. well a bit of him went a little too sodden and crumbled off into the bottom of the mug but ill just scoop it up and stick it back on later. yeah i’ve got a pritt stick don’t worry. well these things happen

#he’s drying out on a paper towel now. he’s all damp from the shoulders up.#if i was mulling something he would be my cinnamon stick. if i was lighting something he would be my match i would drag his head along the #side of a matchbox. if i was brushing my teeth he would be my toothbrush. if i had a dog he would be the stick we played fetch with.#throughout all of this i want you to imagine him as being slightly bewildered but also quite resigned. that is just what he’s like #I need to. god I don’t even know I need to crunch him #r

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ayrennaranaaldmeri · 8 months

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people with their fave's extra hours of dialogue and double the romance scenes claiming the char in question wasn't l*rian's writers' pet... I can't this is a stupid fucking hill to die on and that is objectively provable there is a reddit thread where someone literally did the maths. You are just wrong and you need to shut up.

#tbd #(1) one character in bg3 got more romance content than eeeeveryone else by a pretty vast margin #a clown who works at l*rian literally admitted to the blatant favouritism what more do you need #a clown i might add who in their own words #was the narrative design LEAD who worked with individual character writers to plan and develop storylines :^)#and magically only had time for the (1) one character who you keep insisting isn't a writer's pet #as if writing all those extra interactions wasn't giving more work to everyone down that pipeline during crunch lmfao #which is even more irresponsible #but soo many people at l*rian just let that happen lmfao #i love how it's like 'BUT THE STATS SAID'#it's only proving the fucking point my dude #the stats in both early access and full release said a certain couple of chars were the most popular to romance #meanwhile both those characters only got half the potentially romantic scenes the writers' pet did #(1) character got preferential writing over ALL the others for the durge romance like jesus christ #'more talked about than your fave' my god shut up you cretins #like shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down #you can get a seat at the table of people who have every right to bitch when l*rian writes in more romance scenes so it's six for EVERYONE.#and all those fucking extra wittle durge interactions #EXIST FOR EVERYONE ELSE #and now i go back to my hiatus bc this site is bad for my blood pressure #fandom wank #bg3 critical

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tinkkles · 4 months

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I am pretty sure I've made this exact post before but I think it's sooooo funny how much people like to complain about the "don't over-deliver, you're creating patterns" gdc talk while also complaining that the reason destiny 2 is """bad""" now is because they are delivering a consistent level of content that steadily improves instead of every season getting exponentially bigger and better than the last like do you hear yourself bestie

#gameplay wise this is the best season we've ever had by the way #narratively it is also pretty darn good though that's more subjective #it takes 3 months to develop content for a season. you cannot do 4 months of work in 3 months without crunching.#and if you do 4 months of work in 3 months once. you are setting yourself up to have to do that forever to meet player expectations #please develop your frontal cortex.#i do have complaints about the narrative this year (defiance & lf) but guess what! those are indicative of over-committing #lf had a shorter development time than wq. defiance tried to make a big moment even though expansion seasons are generally smaller.#and coming off a very well-polished narrative w/ seraph #like im not trying to make infinite excuses but like! these things don't happen because everybody on the team suddenly got bad at their job #they happen because of poor planning and rushed deadlines!!! this is why you cannot over deliver in a live service environment!!!!#in conclusion i hate seasonal models and im so excited for the episode format god nuke the games industry please

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ewil · 3 days

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ate a whole bowl of chips my jaw is aching and throbbing #Worth It

#ive discovered when you eat potato chips you use more force in your bites than you'd imagine LOL #whatever that was Much needed for me #i had an Epicly Sad Eating Fail moment earlier 2day #i tried to eat a hot dog but i COULDNT it was impossible for me still -_-#so i gave myself a lil treat tehe :3c #dont worry Btw i am healing ridiculously fast for some reason im like a superhuman its not doing me any physical damage #all i wish now is to be able to open my jaw all the way already -_- like please whats going oan #<- no but like really regarding my healing speed i was told itd take way longer but the originally giant hole is like..barely there anymore #0_0 i feel kinda awesome #but yeah Uhmm im gonna be on the safe side from now on and not Crunch anymore tehepero :P #but i still really believe i am invincible and nothing can like ever happen to me its my core mindset #in case you didnt know ^_^ i have eliminated most common fears this way i walk down sketchy dark corners of the city alone and i feelnothing #weeeeeeeeeeee ^__^ (<- not recommended maybe.)#god something big needs to happen to me already all im occupied with mentally is my darn mouth

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korattata · 14 days

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remind me to never ever read the comments on a game that's in early access ever again

#oh my god. what part of early access do people not understand #sorry if the game not having features is dissappointing to you #it's not like you could have known the early access game is incomplete!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i think indie/small developers should be allowed to kill people who act like assholes about their game.#'it's been in ea for 2 years' yeah and????? get the fuck over it. it's a small company making a game.#it's GOOD that it's taking that long that means they're not fucking crunching their employees (probably)#and it's not like there hasn't been updates. there's been quite a few. and progress reports.#'you've been ignoring the most requested feature that the previous game had' yeah they want to improve it!! The yliterally said that!!!!#if you didn't want to play a game that's not finished you shouldn't be playing something that's early access!!!!!!! ffs!!!!!!!#okay i'm good now. well not actually but. not as knife emoji #(this is about slime rancher 2 which i have spent like. 20 hours on in the last 3 days. whoops.)#*new creative post tag here*

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