#goddamn i can't wait to be able to play this game!!!!!

[followmykpopsideblog]

I know I haven't played through every game yet (and indeed I have not played AAI, the game that it is from, but NO MATTER!) I am calling it here: Chase Down the Truth(or Lying Coldly if you prefer) is the best Pursuit Theme out of all of them, no I don't need to hear the rest before making my decision, thanks <3 I want this song injected directly into my bloodstream 💉

[soobinsonly1bf]

soobin + cockwarming while on discord with his friends

warnings: nsfw, gn!reader, reader's genitals are also not specified, softdom!soobin, sub!reader, cockwarming, in the end they fuck, kinda exhibitionism??, a little bit of humiliation, everything is consensual tho, unprotected sex, use of pull out method (guys, remember to always use protection!!!), they're so in love fr

!!nsfw under the cut, minors dni!!

it was always like this, soobin playing video games and talking with his friends on discord, while you were bored to death. but you still agreed to visit him every time he asked, knowing damn well he's not even gonna pay attention to you.

well, this time was different tho... a little bit too different, but both of you didn't mind it at all.

"be quiet." he shushed you. his hands on your hips, holding you in place and making it impossible for you to move. his dick deep inside you, making your eyes full of tears. his big cock inside of you were able to make you sob, even without moving at all.

"soobin- please..." you kept on pleading, as quiet as you could. you couldn't take it anymore. how can he be inside, but don't move? pure torture. his headphones were still on his head and the microphone was catching every little sound. goddamn his new headphones, why couldn't he keep his old ones?

"you want them to hear or what?" he asked, not even lowering his tone, with an innocent smile. it made you clench around him, you really couldn't help it... and he couldn't help the groan leaving his mouth for all of the voice chat to hear.

you could hear the questions from his friends, screaming loud enough for you to hear from his headphones. you knew his friends and did it made you even more turned on? of course it did, no matter how embarrassing it was.

your boyfriend was balls deep inside of you while on voice chat with his friends. friends that you met countless times. friends that thought of you as a smart, kinda nerdy, just like soobin, and innocent person.

but what will it be now? will they think you're a slut? just a pathetic slut that can't even leave their boyfriend alone for half an hour and just has to sit on his cock? even when he's talking with his friends? are you seriously that much of a whore that you just can't help, but need him inside of you?

"fuck, baby... calm down. don't tell me you're getting off to this?" now it was just straight up humiliating, but you knew he wasn't wrong at all. but did he seriously needed to tell his friends how much you're clenching around him now? "you like it? that my friends are gonna know how slutty you really are?" he continued, smirking down at you.

it was too much, you couldn't stand it anymore. little did you know it's not the end of his teasing, if you can still call it teasing. he took off the headphones from his head and put it on you. you froze as you heard his friends' comments.

"don't tell me soobin's seriously...", "i'm sorry, but why is it hot as hell", "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON", "at this point you can just turn on the camera too" you recognized their voices, you knew who they were and they knew you too. humiliating.

"stop..." you whined, your face now burried in the crook of his neck, the headphones dropped on the floor.

he suddenly looked worried. he took your cheeks in his hands. "shit, wait, did you meant it seriously? was it too much? god, i'm so sorry, i-" he was in panic now and you couldn't help, but giggle.

it was nice to see his usual self getting back once he thinks you're uncomfortable. because, of course, you two talked about it before starting. he would never do anything like that without your consent and it made your heart melt every time you remembered how soft he truly is.

"soobin, hey, it's alright... i just- yeah, let's end it now, okay?" you said reassuringly and he immidiately hung up from the call.

"i'm so, so sorry, baby... have i done too much? do you want to-"

"soobin, respectfully, shut the fuck up and fuck me already." you interrupted him and moved your hips, making him groan.

"shit, so you seriously liked all of this?" he asked with a soft chuckle.

soon you were both laying on his bed, him on top of you, his cock already inside. your chest pressed into the mattress and your back arched, a little bit painfully. you didn't minded it, because you felt soobin going in and out of you, leaving you with your mouth wide open.

"yeah, just like that, you're doing so good for me... and earlier you took it all so well... you really liked being heard, didn't you? fuck, i love you so much..." he continued whispering sweet nothings into your ear, getting you closer and closer to the edge.

you didn't left him in silence, also mumbling a lot of "i love you"'s every few seconds. your legs felt so weird, you were sure that if soobin stopped holding you, you would fall completely to the mattress.

soon the wave of pleasure finally hit you, making your legs shake more than they already were. you let out a loud moan, probably too loud, but both of you felt too good to care. soobin continued thrusting into you, still chasing his release.

"so pretty..." he whispered before he pulled out and started stroking himself, soon cumming on your lower back and laying right next to you.

you took his hand in yours and smiled softly at him. you felt tired, but not too tired to annoy him a little bit. "i love you... but i'm not cockwarming you ever again."

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a/n: I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST NEEDED TO WRITE THIS, IT WAS IN MY MIND FOR TOO LONG... but yeah, here's my debut on tumblr lmaoo

[mmmmemesrlove]

I know this has been said before and much more eloquently, especially on this site, but it's genuinely astounding to me that people believe the vessels from Hollow Knight are genuinely emotionless husks when the game goes out of its way to go "hey they were born with the intention of being this but they’re all considered failures because they're not"

The Abyss is there and filled up because they were not what the Pale King wanted. None of them could fully have

1. No mind to think

2. No will to break

3. No voice to cry suffering

Like yeah obviously he could take away their voices, but he couldn’t give birth to people and have them devoid entirely of minds and their own wills AND somehow be able to pass his test of having enough autonomy to move themselves of their own volition to the top of the Abyss.

When you accomplish the Dream No More ending, the vessels all sink and pass on because even if they were ruthlessly discarded and killed for its pursuit, they were waiting for the Radiance to be killed. They're not waiting on any more of their kin to return to them.

With Nosk, you can see other vessels had fallen for it in the background, wanting to see and find other vessels like them.

Then there are the two main vessels so to speak; The Hollow Knight and The Knight

THK is a real easy one to debunk because... it's obvious the Pale King's fuck up wasn’t "tainting them" it was the project in the first place. If they were really a perfect vessel and not, you know, a person, showing them any sort of kindness should not matter. They're repressed and unable to emote, not an actual perfect vessel; they stopped and hesitated when they saw you for a reason.

And, you know, just to add insult to injury, the very first thing they do is use their voice to cry suffering at the start of the goddamn game.

The Knight is especially targeted because they're what we control, and thus special, but the very first thing the knight does when we start the game is come back to this awful place for the sake of this suffering kin, even if they don't really remember them yet. And before the game started, it's implied they found an alternative way out of the Abyss and left. They didn’t want to stick around.

You are the Knight. You have the option to talk to people, to detour, to go on side quests and go wild or just abandon everything and go fight the gods in a crazy ass arena that is entirely outside of your mission as far as the Knight would know in universe.

You can refuse people (one person even commenting on said fact because it means you are a person and you can choose rather than mindlessly obey)

You as the Knight can go straight for it, ignoring everything and just simply killing your infected kin and taking their place, but as you investigate other endings, you find that it would also only be temporary, as you're still you. You're still a person if you repress yourself, just not a very happy one. Hornet tells you as such when she offers to sacrifice herself in the Dream No More ending.

The Knight can play with Quirrel in the hot springs, seek out Tiso to listen to his ramblings and seek out the Fool's Colosseum, they can give flowers to this stranger's grave and everyone they have grown to care about, they can check in on people, they can spare the Nailsmith and go see him and his new lover, they can go and visit their teachers, battle their kin's ghost to put them to rest and more. So much more.

The only reason all of those endings have a chance of being canon is because The Knight is a person, and with you being The Knight, you can choose what to do. You are a person.

Just because someone forces a perception on you doesn't make it true. Someone's lack of understanding doesn't mean you lack what they can't immediately pinpoint. Each of those vessels died because they were a person. Most endings end with The Knight having a miserable end because they're a person.

Having no expressions and no voice to cry suffering was most likely more for the Pale King and anyone in the knows comfort more than a necessary detail. He wouldn't need to rob any of the vessels of individuality if they were actually what he was aiming for. Why would a vessel emote anyway, if they’re just a husk? Why would they speak unless told to?

And despite all these things robbed from them as they were unjustly brought into this world that wanted nothing to do with them, they were still people, and they still felt deeply about these things. Why else would they still be distinct from the rest of the void if the void is really so all-consuming? Why wouldn't they just rest forever like they do in, once again, the Dream No More ending?

Why would The Knight ever be so affected by what they saw in their birthplace as to gain the will to unify the void under their control after the fact?

And why the hell would you still misgender them when the White Lady literally calls Hornet the gendered child because she is the only one of the guy's spawn to have a gender. Come on, guys. Even if you have a rhetoric against nonbinary people, the whole point of them having no gender is because having a gender in the first place is a form of identity. This is something we can all agree on, right???

[sweetestcaptainhughes]

Congrats on 200 followers, my lovely. 🤍 may I please get smut prompts 1 and 3 with my sweet Quinn?

of course Brynn thank you requesting. 💞 Part of me hates this but I am too lazy to rewrite it. I am kind of shocked you requested Quinn and not Trevor. 🤣

200 Followers Celebration

"I want to hear you beg".

"you look better with my hands around your neck."

Honestly you loved being a brat because even though you would 'punished' for acting a certain way. Let's be honest being manhandled by Quinn Hughes was a fucking turn on.

It all started at a little bonfire, the Hughes Brothers lake-house hosted many of them over the course of the summer, nothing new, What was new was the fact that you ignored teased Quinn all night putting your ass on display in your short skirt. Your boobs almost falling out of your black laced bralette. Even some of your girls asked you what was up since they noticed the change in behavior. Telling them it was nothing just a fun little game you were playing with Quinn. To which your best friend told the group, she was grateful she packed noise canceling headphones to sleep in peace.

Quinn's eyes followed you around like a marble in a pinball machine, as if he lost sigh of you then he would lose the game. The game that you're not even sure he knows he playing. It only took an hour of you playing hostess before Quinn trapped you against the kitchen counter, spreading his legs to trap you, your ass grinding against his dick, his one hand moving your hair out of the way so that his mouth can find a new home right below your ear. His hands then gripping your hips, hard enough that you know you might have bruises but welcoming the pain as your stomach irrupts in butterflies.

"What do ya think your doing sweet-girl?" he whispers in your ear. A big smile grows on your face, deciding to play innocent.

"whattcha mean? Am I doing something wrong?" egging him on, all he does is groan in response, pulling you closer.

"everywhere I watch your dancing with your friends bending over, putting your ass on display for the whole goddamn party. Not to mention your top is leaving little imagination." leaving little open mouth kisses down your neck. Biting down hard where your neck and shoulder meet, immediately licking it as an apology.

"I-" is all you let out before he continues.

"god what I would do to be able to take you upstairs and make you look even better than you already do with my hands around your neck. "

"Q" you gasp at his words.

"but sadly I can't." as he leaves one more kiss on your neck, rolling his hips one last time before he starts to remove his hands from you, backing up so you aren't pinned against the counter by him anymore.

Turning around in his arms you ask him "wait why?" you whine.

"because when you decide to act like a brat your going to get treated like a brat. And brats don't always get their way." As he leans into your ear he continues "brats have to prove they can be good girls again. You my dear little one" as he takes his hand and puts it under your mini skirt, kneading the flesh until it hurts. "have been nothing more than a brat tonight."

"please Quinny" hiding your face in his neck.

"don't worry just gotta stay by my side a few more hours and then tonight I wanna hear you beg for my dick like a the good little girl I know you can baby."

[hjeojeo]

sudden personal journal vent time

well... it's been a time.

so may 15th I had flown over to work at my parent's farm and also their restaurant/mart (day time i go work behind the market or in the restaurant kitchen during rush hour; night time work at farm) the first 3 weeks i was doing around 40-50 hour work weeks along with 8-10 hours for comm work each week; so ofc I wrecked my health with overworking; then i recovered from getting sick (like the kind where yer whole body's sore, and you get alot of migraines, and you can't eat cause nothing settles well from the tension/stress, and lots of diahrea cause i kept overheating); then adjusted my work week to about 40 hours of farm/reststaurant work, then adjusted it down even more so that i can focus on commission art again. so currently going forward I'll be doing roughly about 15 hours of farm work in a week so I'll have plenty of time to focus on commission work.

the flat factual details aside.. emotionally and mentally I've been not doing well. I had too high of hopes of what spending close proximity time to my parents would be like, but it's been a lot of constant manipulation and prying and not having personal space. Both my sibling and I have started not being able to sleep or eat well cause of stress. Thankfully we were able to convince them to let us stay at a different property they own, so last night was the first night we slept away from parents and I'm hopeful for more mental health recovery space going forward- until we fly back in july. original plan i was gonna soon after return to parents farm to work until september, but..I don't think I can handle that mentally/emotionally. I've been lightly breaking that news to them, and they've been alright with it..kinda?? but they're really pressuring for me to come do more fill-in work in december because 2 of their workers is gonna be gone for 2 weeks cause of visiting their family in korea, and i... man im distraught, because I know it's important for me to help them. but it's hard to consider this when im like mentally/emotionally wrecked presently. ofcourse my partner is strongly against this and right now I trust their judgement more than anything. I'm often lost with direction when i've been resisting manipulation for extended periods of time. i mean.. i guess that's how anyone would be haha.

im trying to hold off on processing the disappoinment and guilt I feel about myself in all this. because if i start processing that, i might succomb to the manipulation and pressure from my parents; so right now im trying to just be pragmatic and stay focused. see through the end of july. we only just now attained seperate living space. most likely will be better going forward.

now that i have more time and also the space to just exist, im gonna try to reach out to my friends cause i spent the past month only having energy to talk with my partner.

gonna try to carve out more time for hobbies like playing games. gotta carve it out of the growing depression haha; im fearing when the executive dysfunction is gonna slam into me now that im not functioning off the adrenaline of just trying to mentally stay afloat; but also im trying to not like obsessively avoid the crash because..gotta let mental health do it's thing, trust the process.

goddamn just holding my head in my hands comically like this feels like such a joke in that. i can see how delusional i was for thinking my parents would make some crazy change. i was projecting my fantasies onto them...of them becoming actual parents to me. but im gonna focus on the fact that i have a found family waiting for me back home on other side of country. just make it through the agreed upon time and i can fly back in july. im glad that my sibling is with me, because i think if i came alone i wuold not have been able to realize how much manipulation was hapening. alot of my awareness of this was built of noticing how bad they were doing and the dehumanizing way they were treating them that i was like..oh they didn't change. this is bad.

i also feel bad that they came along with me and have to deal with all of this bullshit; their mental health is getting so wrecked too.

lemme try to end this journal on a lighter note. i read the available chapters of Pinky Candy Kiss on dynasty scans and that was a delightful read. i've been wanting to read yuri manga that was about adult women and it didn't disappoint, to me at least cause i love melodramatic slice of life fluffy stuff. im excited for the next chapter (currently i read up to chapter 18) aaa it's one of those "and there was only one bed" tropes haha!

[stabbyfoxandrew]

hiii ☀️

tgr has done a number on all of us i think. i am most definitely not okay 😭

could i request my usual dealer's choice between Angel Neil, Mafia Front & Arson Neil? all three have Many Things Happening and as usual, i can't pick

also, only semi-related, but i just got a really strong sense of déjà vu and there's a possibility i hallucinated sending you a wipw ask on monday? pretty sleep deprived but if i did send it, i'm sorry, please ignore it : )

have a lovely week <333

WIP Wednesday (2/26) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 283)

"Strike one," Andrew announces, holding a finger up at Kevin.

"What? How was I supposed to know 'teh' is related to your non-boyfriend fire emoji man?"

"Strikkeee two."

Kevin crosses his arms. "God, at least use an exy analogy."

"Absolutely not," Andrew tells him, inspiring Kevin to pout even more. "Get the game out, Cherry."

"On it." Jeremy grins at the nickname and goes to open the cabinet under the TV. Once he's set the game up on the coffee table, the four of them plop down onto the carpet to play. It's no surprise Kevin, Jean, and Jeremy wind up a tangled jumble of limbs under the table, since they've got miles of legs between them. Andrew watches them arrange themselves and crosses his own legs, already plotting his moves.

"Hey, watch it. Don't put your foot up my shorts," Jeremy laughs, swatting Jean's leg.

"Wasn't trying to."

"This time—"

"Can we start the game now?" Kevin asks, interrupting their blatant flirting. He takes the first turn without waiting for an answer and gestures for Andrew to go next. It's fascinating how easily Kevin is able to tuck away his nosiness when there's a game to play. He puts all his focus into it and leaves all questions about 10 in his head.

A while into the game, Andrew snaps a couple of photos to show the arsonist. 10 tells him it looks 'goddamn confusing' and asks what's wrong with checkers. Andrew taps out 'Checkers doesn't work for four', then notices the looks he's being given and says he's talking to Renee.

Jean lights up a bit. "How is she?"

"Excited to spend the holiday with her mother. She made Stephanie a scarf. Green." Andrew answers. It's all true. She asked Andrew's opinion on the damned thing on three separate occasions. Each time he replied that it was too short, too long, too green. The only real input he gave was that it needed some sort of fringe, but he didn't help her pick out a complimentary color for it. He tells Jean all this and gets a pair of rolled eyes for his trouble.

"You exist to be difficult, don't you?"

"Yes," Andrew answers at the same time as Kevin. Andrew looks at him, flips him the bird, then builds a road that'll fuck him over in about two turns. Just to be petty.

[aberfaeth]

cleo @chasedeys made one of these and im procrastinating various responsibilities and tasks so i said why not! long-winded rationale below the cut and i mean LONNGGGGGG. full of haterisms but also love <3

ONE PRIDE

my babies my sweeties my cinnamon applessss the whole reason i got genuinely into football in like 2022 was bc i watched them nearly not eat shit against the bills on thanksgiving while my uncle sitting next to me explained the Fucking Curse i.e. that the lions will always lose in whatever way is most devastating to the people who care about their success. and i went HEY! NARRATIVE!!! and now the lions are REALLY GOOD and still managing to lose in the way most devastating to the people who care about their success. as i've said many a time i truly hope some enterprising individual exhumes and exorcises the bones of bobby layne i think that's the only way out but in all earnestness getting INTO into football these past few months i am so grateful these are our guys even through all the emotional turmoil. they've got an energy in the locker room i genuinely haven't seen replicated anywhere else in the league like those guys all adore each other unreservedly and they adore dan and it's so special to watch. LONGASS PLAYER RANT INCOMING amon-ra st brown my princess with so many mental problems one of these days i'm gonna make a webweave about how he has all sixteen wide receivers drafted before him and their colleges memorized and also how his dad gave him and his brothers the "st" because he thought it would look good on a jersey and had him lifting weights age 5 like. john brown you seem like a wonderful father i just think your children might have complexes. JAH AND MONTY SONIC AND KNUCKLES MY TWO HEADED MONSTER they're everything to me the way it's just purely admiration and support between them even though splitting touches is probably not the best for their careers like they just genuinely loved each other from the jump. i get emo thinking about all the shit they've each been through and to be able to come to the lions at the same time and just. find each other and feel safe enough in detroit to let themselves loose and have fun RAUGH. jg16 im the worlds number one jared goff glazer idgaf i will sing his praises from the mountaintop. im not like delusional i know he isn't in the same conversation as lamar/josh/joe/That Devil but i think the idea that the lions need a dual threat qb is so ridiculous like yeah we certainly are lacking offensive weapons here with our #2 ranked yards per game THE POINT is that a qb is more than just stats and jared goff is a leader of men like that offensive line would all take ten bullets for him and it's because he is a genuinely kind person and so so so easy to love. god. um. TA TERRION ARNOLD MY OTHER PRINCESS WITH NO MENTAL PROBLEMS AT ALL FRANKLY seeing him excited and smiley after the divisional loss bc why would you not be excited going 15-2 as a rookie hitting an insane amount of snaps most of your player core young and still on contract the world is laid out in front of you!!!!! cured my depression and i can't wait to see him continue to come into his own GOD the secondary is all so fond of each other thinking about him and kerby That's My Rook I Don't Let Nobody Play By My Rook..him and bb....him and dmo jah and craig in the who would you let date your daughter youtube short SHAKING MY FIST AT THE SKY sam laporta!!!!!!!!!!! my golden receiver king of the one handed dive catch im obsessed with his vernacular like only guy alive to use "sick" and "preposterous" in the same sentence how are you from illinois and have half a surfer accent JAMOOOOOO in possession of the best laugh in the known universe and such a goddamn weirdo like the mcflurry burger thing and his apparently Eclectic music taste let me see your spotify downloads please HUTCH!!! absolutely vicious ice cold hilarious but also so levelheaded did you guys know he listens to instrumentals to hype himself up before games like. he gave hans zimmer as an example. so many more tooooo i didnt even mention lif or penei or craig or any of the kicking unit or our free agents like tim and cd3 IM JUST. man. the detroit lions. Man

deep and enduring fondness

bengals every day i think about the post that's like. joe wearing ja'marr's old worn natty jersey to a bengals game day, the greatest love story of all time is happening in the graveyard of fandoms if this was hockey there would be skywriting about it. BECAUSE IT'S REAL joemarr genuinely baffle me with the level of insane devotion they have to each other like just off the top of my head. ja'marr saying joe's like a god to him. "i've never [played without ja'marr]had that, and i don't wanna have that" "[i work] with joe only. i don't throw with other quarterbacks--i don't wanna". joe burrow #1 in the league pat who. the fucking pinky swear handshake the donut thing "we did a lot of stuff but not on a boat"???? "he try flying knee kicks on me sometime" "we mess around every now and then" "make sure your bags are packed and ready i didn't believe it but he proved me wrong" the clothes saga ANYWAYS. TEEEEEE HIGGINSSSSSSS another guy who like. i read his players tribune article and god he has been through so much and to come out so KIND he is a little piece of the sun in a human body the reaction timer video with ja’marr cheering him on in the bg “forget batman he’s fucking superman” and joe and ja’marr obviously love him so much would sign him themselves “wanna play with him for eternity” if the bengals FO lets him go i fear i will never forgive them. & i know there are other players on this team and i care for them also (mike! 23rookies! trey! ctb!) butjesus christ joeteemarr the world…. vikings closest rival to lions in pure strength of culture i think like god that video of everyone lifting sam onto their shoulders !!! :') cam and his dance recitals.... josh metellus king of the locker room interview....justin jefferson and his beautiful big brown eyes like a cow every time i saw him on the sideline of that rams game i had to put my face in my hands and be so sad for him. and KOC!!! like i said with dan its so so special when you can tell a team just fucking adoooooores their coach and it's so clear with KOC that he really is a player's coach OH AND ALSO IK HE'S INJURED BUT JJ MCCARTHY MICHIGAN BOY he's gonna carry next year i just know it ravens so my aunt lives in baltimore and owns a purple car that she bought because that's how much she loves the ravens. i lived in bmore for 4 years so they're one of my hometown teams too!! obviously lamar jackson is the people's princess and there's nothing more in the universe i want than for him to succeed like he is so goddamned talented and he's such a sweetheart and i really need to try his cologne IT WAS SO CUTE WHEN THEY PASSED IT AROUND THE LOCKER ROOM AND EVERYONE WAS COMPLIMENTING IT LIKEE anyways "kick everybody ass hit everybody hit the r--i was about to say hit the ref DO NOT HIT THE REFS" his lil giggles when he gets tackled i CARE ABOUT HIMMMMMM OKAYYYYYY also london @glittersgloom and cleo have opened my eyes to the beautiful world of derrick henry and i need to find like. clips of him micd or something hey if anyone is reading this can you send me derrick henry content thank you panthers BRYCE YOUNGGGGGG MY SHAYLAAAAA he has had such a whirlwind two years and im so goddamn proud of him (context my parents live in NC so the panthers are also a hometown team LMFAO i get too damn attached to Locations) that one clip of robert hunt saying dont call him BY Reap cause he said it sounded a lil evil leave that baby alone...... his room just so clearly adores him as they SHOULD !!! chuba adam and xavier too I REALLY BELIEVE IN THE PANTHERS SWEEPING THE NFC SOUTH NEXT YEAR I DO

i like em

cowboys so when i was in middle school in new jersey and everyone around me was a giants fan but i had quirky girl disorder i decided i was going to be Cool and Different and root for the dallas cowboys because my dad had dez bryant on his fantasy team and so i do have a lingering fondness for them even though tony romo's stupid voice pisses me off every sunday. and CEEDEEEEEE CEEDEE LAMB most beautiful man in the world i wish all happiness and success for him bills, texans started making that your graduation stosh edit last week had a panic attack bon appetit no but for real the Narrative. absolutely agonizing. i love when men say insane things about each other like "Since I met him, it kinda clicked. You don't click with everybody. That's somebody I felt like, damn, I could grow old with you. I can see myself with you for a while" and then GET DIVORCED #SAD anyways. i love you cj stroud i love you dion dawkins giants, commanders MALIK NABERS WE WILL GET YOU OUT OF NEW YORK !!!!!! in all seriousness though that clip of jayden picking him up from behind and swinging him around lives rent free in my head and it's london's fault (love you). division rivals and you're cheering for him at his playoff game Mannnnn lsu strikes again. for real though jayden daniels rookie of the decade im enamored by him and his effortless chill demeanor i hope he comes back and wins a ring but like not in the next five years because the lions have to sweep the division for at least half a decade dolphins, pats, jets i've got homies who like these guys!!! shoutout to my roommate's dad and two of my coworkers <3 i like when mike had to get on his tippy toes to kiss the side of tua's head i like that the pats are such a failgirl team without tom brady and i like that the jets are gunning for the longest playoff drought in all of superbowl era nfl history. good luck aaron glenn i'm sure you will have a different go of it than the eight million one and done defensive jets HCs before you (genuine)

neutral zone of obscurity

not much to say here. i like that the bucs had that thing with the duck that was fun. and im tempted to start caring about the jags on account of it would be funny to collect the nfl kitty teams like pokemon. otherwise no thoughts im sorryyyyyy

mild distaste and/or extreme ambivalence

rams i care about matthew stafford i really do. he took such shit for the lions for so goddamn long. on the other hand you get him on a hot mic oneeeeee time saying shit about kerby joseph after a completely clean tackle and now all of a sudden everyone and their mother is an expert on tackling tight ends and the prevailing narrative that he's a dirty player is actually affecting his livelihood (pro bowl noms) and that pisses me off. mr stafford apologize right neow eagles god their fans are the worst in the fucking league. genuinely atrocious and it makes me kinda hate them even though i like jalen (THE POST RAMS INTERVIEW WHERE HES DEF OFF A PERC TALKING IN RHYMING COUPLETS GIGGLING AND SHIT) and aj and honestly ok saquon on the eagles is their main redeeming factor like i would be truly happy for him to win a ring i really would bears division rivals except they aren't as fun as the vikes so they get put down here. caleb williams my pookie we'll get you an oline don't you even worry about it. genuinely though i do love him like it seems like it should be such a nothing thing in the year of our lord 2025 but the fact that dudebros are still insanely homophobic about the nail polish in any given comment section makes me very proud of him for sticking with it. it looks very nice on you caleb. BEN JOHNSON WE ARE NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS (i understand this was the only logical choice for him and we're lucky to have had him this year and he's a brilliant offensive mind and i'm sure he'll do great things but TO OUR OWN DIVISION????? BEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

genuine devilry occurring here

49ers ok i have all the respect in the world for the frock warriors on this website but the 49ers do kind of disgust me as a team writ large like. watching receivers on netflix and you genuinely would not be able to tell deebo and george are on the same team bc they are straight up segregated like cmc's wedding and george's birthday party come straight out of a midsommar outtake and this is not even to mention that awful little freak nick bosa like i do hope he gets cte and it ruins his life and career heart emoji browns fuck deshaun watson im so serious until that team gets rid of him i will be praying and cheering for their downfall every single time chiefs ohh this is last because it's my boring bitch answer like the chiefs are barely fun to hate on anymore cause everyone's doing it but i do believe they have access to some dark devilish magics and i am tired of seeing taylor swift on my goddamn television. sorry women. on a realer note i am still not fond of kareem hunt like im not saying people can't grow and change esp after seven? years but he did assault a teenager on tape and i think you maybe shouldn't be allowed to sign a million dollar contract after doing that OH MY GOD AND HARRISON BUTKER. ANOTHER ABSOLUTE FREAK. FUCK THE CHIEFS SERIOUSLY

green bay

[sinpathyforthedevilish]

seeing you tonight... a bad idea right?

Word count: 675

Pairing: Joel Miller x (female) reader

Genre: Suggestive, fluff, mention of sexual content

Summary: Joel and you meet in a party. And everything loses control. Actor!au Joel x Model!au reader.

Inspired of course by Olivia Rodrigo's new album GUTS

You knew... you knew the moment you crossed his stare, you would be over. You knew he was addictive . You knew his touch was fire and his lips were your lust. But god, what would you do to have one more night with him, one more moment, one more kiss.

You tought all of this while you walked around the party with your high heels and your short dress. He was standing just across the room, wearing a jacket that accentuated his body and holding a drink. His hair was messy and he was smiling kind of flirty with a couple of people. That son of a bitch, who does he think he is?

You knew perfectly who he was behind all of this. He was a simple man who would get crazy if you come close to him. He would beg like a pathetic man for you to touch him, to kiss him, to fuck him. You knew the power of your lips, of your smile, you literally have him at your knees.

But what is more ironic, is that he also has you at his knees, well, he did have you on his knees before. You would also do anything for him, you are so crazy for him that you have become an insane woman who craves for his love all the time.

On the other side of the room, there he was, tracking every step you made. Even though he wasn't looking at you, he could feel your presence all over him. You were like a snake, sliding around his body and suffocating him with your beauty.

From the corner of his eye, he could see how you sensually moved your hips and how you hair flamed brightly. Oh, what he would do to pull your hair and warn you against your ear that if you don't behave well, he would fuck you right there in the middle of the room.

He knew you weren't a saint. You were actually a demon who played with him whenever you wanted. You are an angel disguised. And you are so fucking perfect he has never seen such a beautiful woman before.

You were tired of all this little game so you did what you had to do. You approached where he was and the other guests. You were such a little brat.

"Hey guys! mind if I join the chat?" You innocently smile, taking a drink from the waiter and drinking while staring at Joel.

His pupils were like a black hole, digging into your soul. God, you were screwed.

"Hi! We were just talking about how amazing Joel was! His role in this movie was sublime! what do you think?" The woman next to him asked you. Joel was surprisingly expecting your answer.

"I think he was absolutley wonderful. He flashed some hearts in the audience," You smirked at him.

He swore his heart would burst in flames. But the only reaction he could make was coughing and fixing his collar. "I'm sorry I- excuse me one moment-" He turned around and headed to the hallway, where the bathroom was.

You waited a couple of minutes later and joined him to the bathroom. However, you weren't able to open the door because one strong arm grabbed your elbow pulled you inside and against the wall.

"You goddamn brat," Joel whispered in your lips before cupping roughly your face and crashing violently his lips against yours. You moaned pathetically as you wrap your arms around his neck.

"Looking like a goddess with that short dress thinking I wouldn't notice?" He peppered kisses against your neck while holding you jaw.

"Mmm you liked it? I wore it just for you" You nuzzled against his skin.

"Fucking loved it, fucking love everything that you wear," he moaned against your cleavage, feeling how you pulled his soft hair.

You jumped in his arms, wrapping your legs around him. "Fuck Joel, just take me I can't anymore," You sighed in his cheek.

"I will mi amor, I will."

[ohbo-ohno]

this is bad. this is REALLLLL bad. i was just a normal gal til I read your ghoap puppy play. i. just. what the fuck. now, first of all, i’m even MORE kinky than before, and you’ve infected my writing too

like soap gets all pouty when ghost first starts training because what the hell, he didn’t sign up for this :((( and like when ghost makes him sleep in the crate because he’s been bad, edges him for weeks because mutts don’t get rewards, he can’t help but hump the bars and whine all night ‘til ghost groans, wakes up, and then degrades him until he falls silent again :(((

and ghost doesn’t even give a shit. cuz it doesn’t matter if Johnny is our talking with literally anyone on base, ghost can literally just say a few little words and poor soap just slips right back into the puppy headspace :(( and then he gets all whiney when they’re alone and can’t help it when he starts to bark, nuzzling closer like the good boy he is :(((

omg ew what have I become

i love hearing that my stuff is what got people into puppyplay but it never fails to fucking BLOW my mind. ME??? are you sure????

anyways the last paragraph of this ask made me loooooooose my fucking mind. i don't think you meant it this way but i would KILL to be able to write hypno properly, there's sooo much fun there. hypnotizing someone to be your puppy.... they don't know why they feel like dropping to their knees every time you whistle :(((

equally as fun, of course, is just regular ol' training. ghost getting soap conditioned to certain signals and sounds, doing it so casually that soap doesn't even notice. goes so far that soap stops responding to commands from other people - the first time soap looks to ghost instead of price in the field (ignoring price, waiting for ghost), simon nearly fucking melts. praises his boy for hours when they get home

"ghost makes him sleep in the crate because he’s been bad, edges him for weeks because mutts don’t get rewards, he can’t help but hump the bars and whine all night ‘til ghost groans, wakes up, and then degrades him until he falls silent again" has been something i've been meaning to actually write a full scene out for for MONTHS now but i never have. it's just. godddddddd i fucking. ugh i can't. SO goddamn hot, it's egregious. i can't

ghost playing with soap (even in public) with miscellaneous items... love. ceilidh has this tweet that i haven't stopped thinking about since she posted it. just...

ghost making soap grab him things by saying "fetch that for me" and eventually shortening it to just "fetch" :( holding things a little too long when he offers them to johnny, making him play a quick game of tug of war :( grabbing johnny by the jaw and shaking his head real rough when he's not listening :( taking him on walks when he gets all wound up so he doesn't make a mess of himself or ghost's room :( goddamn i could write a whole drabble for every single one of these ideas if i was in the right fucking mood. hate it here

[varlaisvea]

this pisses me off so much. i can't talk to this person.

i am the fucking vestige. i am the fucking hero of motherfucking nirn okay? you're telling me i can't do fuckall about 95% of the beggars in tamriel? you're telling me that i, defeater of molag fuccking bal, can resurrect myself and others from death at will on the spot, but i cannot give some of my infinity food or infinitely-obtainable moneys to literally anyone who asks me for it?

if you talk to this person begging outside the bank in skingrad, there's no option to give him money. this is all he says:

truly no person deserves to live in poverty, but in my real actual life i have to walk past people in need all the time without the ability to do anything about it. we all do, literally and figuratively, every day. that's how the world is, and eso is meant to be a living world. but also in eso i have infinity food in my bag of holding that means absolutely nothing to me. if this dude were one of the tiny handful of beggars who are interactable, he would ask me for 69 gold nice. that's how much they ask you for. like?? i spend more than that for a lazy wayshrine transport. i literally throw away a meal and a drink every goddamn day for my fucking crafting chores. why not give me an opportunity to be kind, just because? it doesn't have to go anywhere, i don't need an achievement, in fact i would not even want to know how many times i have helped someone. i play this game to feel nice feelings and that would give me a really nice feeling. just let me do it.

not only that, this isn't consistent with the eso i play, you know? my experience of the eso playerbase has been almost laughably kind and supportive for an mmo. for years. literally since the beginning. my experience has been that people are almost universally willing to help if you ask for it. like instead of berating people who ask dumb questions in the zone chat, people will kindly answer the question and give tips. i once saw someone advertising a 'non-LGBTQ' guild in the zone chat, and the zone chat lit up with people telling them they were playing the wrong fucking game. i gave someone 10k gold a couple weeks ago bc they asked for donations in the local area chat. that's nothing to me. i'd have sent more if i'd not just spent all my money on furniture. which is something i am able to do bc someone once sent me A MILLION gold for saying something nice to them. they said it was nothing to them; they didn't need it. it changed my eso life, like allowed me to stop grinding to buy the house i wanted and start farming things that sold for high prices, so that i could make more money to buy cool furniture for my house. like? that is the unobtainable fantasy of most people under the age of ~50 in this country the usa? to start actually saving money, so you can afford a cool home and do good shit for the world? and someone just did that for me bc they didn't need it? i pass it on whenever i can. it's nothing to me. and i am by no means alone in feeling that, in fact i feel it's the leaning of most people i've interacted with in eso, in my guilds or just randos waiting for world bosses to respawn during events. in general, i've found people are nice bc it makes the game nicer for everyone. it's a good way to be in the world. that's literally the eso i play! fuck offffff let me feed people goddammit!

[wifegideonnav]

should i read homestuck. like i feel it would be interesting so i could see what yall are talking about in regards to tlt but is homestuck actually good

"is homestuck good" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 8129 pages of heated debate,

no but seriously, it highkey depends on 1. your definition of good and 2. your tolerance for stupid bullshit. as someone who read tlt and then hs, i'd say that being a fan of the chaotic aspect of tlt is a good predictor of being able to hang in with homestuck.

readmore because this. um. got long. the tl;dr is: i like homestuck a lot and i am glad i read it. i can't tell you if you should read it bc idk your tastes, but there is a lot to like and enjoy about it.

the official pitch for homestuck is something like "4 kids play a game and then a bunch of other shit happens." here's my pitch based on what the core of the story is to me:

several groups of characters across time, space, and reality are brought together in order to succeed at creating a new universe after their own are destroyed. this takes the form of a game, which is called sburb (by the humans) and sgrub (by the trolls). the characters must contend with an eternal battle against good and evil in which they are the deciding factor, and level up while following personalized quests. at its heart, homestuck is about relationships of every sort and how they shape us, growing up and the associated grief and loss, coming into ones identity and choosing who to be, predestination and fate, and stories themselves. it gets very meta at times, and the characters are semi to fully aware that they're characters, and attempt to subvert or escape that. it's got hordes of fleshed out, compelling characters, one of which will almost certainly glom onto you for the rest of your life, real emotion, extremely funny jokes, smart and exciting plotting, and some very cool moments. it more or less invented an entire new genre/medium, and plays with medium in a very cool way.

it is also clunky, hard to get into, and way too convoluted. you will never fully understand what's happening. there are tons of characters whose stories you will follow whom you simply do not care about. there are too many characters. it was written by an edgelord in 2009 so there's some unsavory humor and character writing. it's so fucking long. the ending kinda sucks because the fandom was so toxic that hussie simply wanted it over with. the fandom still kinda sucks tbh. so many people have wrong opinions about it. it requires a very specific lens to approach and understand it. i still dont understand what happened with that fucking puppet someone explain it to me.

overall, i'd say that if you think you want to read it, give it a shot. i have a complicated relationship with it but at the end of the day, i genuinely love the story and the characters and i know they will be with me forever. it certainly enhanced my understanding of tlt, and getting to read more of tamsyn's writing was such a bonus (even though her taste in pairings is. not the same as my own). and like honestly. it's just fun. even when you're going "wait what the fuck just happened" you're having fun. it's really goddamn funny too. it WILL change the way you speak and also think about romance forever.

the best way to read it is to have an experienced reader guide you, but if you or other people don't know anyone like that, here are my basic tips:

i think most people know this already, but download the unofficial homestuck collection. just do it. it's like 4 gigs and it's infinitely better than trying to read on the broken website, and it's even ad free. it can also be modded - for instance ik there's a slur replacer mod (lmao) if you don't want to read those

act 1 sucks to read. you're like what the fuck is this, THIS is homestuck?? the beginning is radically different from how it ends up, so just hang in there. for me, it really picked up somewhere in act 3. just focus on the silly fun the characters are having and you'll be good

things you should actually try to follow in the early acts: the concept of a sylladex existing (the various fetch modi are only there for jokes and eventually just kinda stop being a thing), where all the copies of the game are, what each kid's relationship with their guardian is like, the mechanics of the game and the lore behind it, including classpects and quests

things you do not have to waste brain space on: anything about how the totems work, what the various machines are, what the levels are, basically any of the jokes that would be funny to hussie's original intended audience of software engineers and rpg gamers. oh and the intermission with the midnight crew and the felt, just know that those are guys that exist and you'll be good.

and the biggest tip i have is just. go with it. suspend your disbelief. a lot of the worldbuilding doesn't really make sense, but it would be a worse story if it did. when the time shit and ectobiology come into play, literally just go ok got it and keep going, don't think too hard.

so yeah i don't even know if any of this is useful but i hope it helps you decide. and if you or anyone else have follow up questions send em!

[permafrown]

" this is why I can't play daybreak. too many sweats "

— omen pulls off the worst kite daybreak has ever seen. asked to leave the mist (or omen encounters Watcher for the first time.)

SHIP ; watchomen (Alexei "Watcher" x """Omen""") (this ship is romantic but whether or not there's romance in this one depends on who you ask)

MEDIA ; daybreak (rblx)

WORD COUNT ; ~1.5k

CW(s)/TW(s) ; cussing, blood, they're weirdddd

NOTE(s) ; the side character actually has a name this time and it's Kevin. Also Watcher is an asshole and I don't like him. Also Daybreak is an asymmetry horror game, thus the "cat and mouse" type deal. ALSO DESPITE THE TITLE N STUFF THIS IS SERIOUS I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE ACTUALLY . NAMING THINGS

"Our killer's Watcher, fyi." Their teammate had told them as the two worked on a generator together. Omen grimaced, eyebrows furrowed. "Who?"

"Watcher," He repeats. "You know, the guy with the goggles and who makes the generators-" The two of them jolted as Omen had just failed the generator's calibrations, sparks flying as Omen hissed out a 'Shit!' under their breath. "...Difficult."

"Never heard of 'em." They grumble.

"Well, he's-"

"Doooooonnnn't care," They interject. "Just run and don't get hit. Same as any other killer, right? As long as he doesn't do some weird bullshit like pop out of the ground, teleport, or whatever these freaks are capable of.. The tactic's all the same." They pause, eyes casting up to their teammate. "Right?"

Kevin's eyes dart from them to the area behind them. "Erm," he says. "I think you're about to find out."

"Wh-" Omen turns their head. Standing in the chapel doorway, presumably, was their killer. He stood tall, sporting orange goggles and a pitch black SWAT suit. Omen's eyes trailed down to his weapon of choice - A shock baton that crackled orange electricity.

"That's Watcher?" Omen whispers, but they don't get a response. Their eyes were glued to the man before them. Studying him, or maybe waiting for his next move.

"Shouldn't you be running already?" He asks, looking directly at Omen, voice low and muffled. They turn their head back to see that their teammate had already up and bolted on them. "Oh, goddamn it-" They hiss. No wonder he didn't answer! Wasting no further time as they take off running. They had every notion to run after their teammate, make them both have to put up with this guy. But, they don't. They run in the complete opposite direction. Maybe he'd at least come back to finish the generator.

For now, their goal was to make it to the nearby greenhouse, as they were told before that it's a pretty solid kiting spot. If they could make it there, maybe, just maybe, they'd be able to run this guy long enough to allow the teammates to get the gate open. Or, better yet, he'd just go after someone else. They just had to manage.

It's not long before their foot gets caught on a rock (or maybe even more embarrassingly, nothing), and they go tumbling forward, face-first into the wet grass before them. They can hear the grass crunching from behind them; footsteps. So much for that plan.

"Not much of a first impression." He hums, voice filled with cruel amusement. Omen rolls onto their back, looking up at the man who stood over them. "Omen."

"Crazy how you already know my name and I don't know shit about you." They spit back at him, mocking the tone he took with them. "Omen. Give me a break." They rolled their eyes. "I'm not scared of you, weirdo."

Watcher whistles. "You've got some attitude for someone who just pulled off the shittiest kite I've ever seen. That was, what, twenty seconds?" He says, hovering his shock baton near their throat. Omen instinctively flinched. They tilted their head back and sucked in air through their teeth. He chuckled at their obvious discomfort. They were bracing for a shock he didn't intend to deliver - not yet. He moves it up further, tapping the metal against their cheek playfully, like a cat toying with a mouse it was about to tear to shreds. "C'mon, let's try that again."

He steps back, allowing them to sit up as he continues to taunt them. "Impress me this time. I'll even give you a head start.

Omen rises to their feet uneasily, more annoyed than anything. "You're kidding me."

"Mm, no. Not at all." Watcher says, hitting his baton against his hand impatiently. "'Run and don't get hit', Surely, you can atleast manage that." He tilts his head. "Right?"

The words 'I hate you.' cross Omen's mind. They'd say it a thousand times in that moment if they didn't have other things to be worrying about. They take his faux-mercy, turn tail, and just run. Bolting off like their life depended on it. (For real this time)

It felt so cliche, running with their heart pounding in their chest while Watcher undoubtedly walked after them at his own leisurely house. They run up the stairs and into the large asylum building the map offered.

It's dark and rundown inside, but maybe that'd work in their favor. The hallway was fairly easy and obstacle-free, but it was when they had ran deeper into the building where they had begun to run into some problems.

Their navigation skills sucked ass, for lack of better terms. felt like they were running into something every couple of seconds, but they can't stop now. They can worry about the small cuts and bruises later. They don't even bother looking behind them, focusing on simply making distance.

The place was like a labyrinth, which at the moment, was both a good and a bad thing. They made sure to switch up the various turns they took. Left, right, right again.. As long as he had no way to track them, this might just work out.

A few more turns in, Omen finally dared to check behind them. He wasn't there, and nowhere near them. They grinned to themselves, a victorious but breathless 'Haha!' falling from their lips. As soon as looked back forward, they met a wall, face-first.

"Shit, shit, shit..!" They hiss, their face stinging. They feel under their nose, looking at the darkened stains on their gloves. Their nose was bleeding. They recoil, staggering backwards. Their heart sinking when they bump into something. Someone. They could hear that electricity crackling like they had earlier. All they could think in that moment was -

It's so over.

Slowly, they turned. Although his features were mostly obscured, Omen could see distinct crinkles in Watcher's eyes, indicative of a man who was smiling.

"Better." Watcher says with a hum. He takes his free hand and tilts their head up, using his thumb to smear the blood across their face, making a mess of it - of them - just for the hell of it. He stares for a moment, as if contemplating something. Meanwhile, Omen mentally begged to be put out of their misery. Watcher's arm falls back to his side, and he sighs.

"But, still not good enough." There was nowhere to run as he raised his weapon with both hands over his head. Omen squeezed their eyes shut as he spoke his last, mocking words.

"Too bad your yesman couldn't save you."

..

Omen's sitting around as they waited for the rest of the match to end. Tissue shoved up their nose to stop the nosebleed and their head pounding. Arlo, or whatever his name was, had patched them up as soon as they woke up wherever it was the mist dropped them off at when they go unconscious. Their leg bounced impatiently, just wanting to get this whole ordeal to be over with. They think about how they didn't even have the chance to drop their cursed item. Hell, they forgot they even had one.

They got their wish, eventually. It turns out the whole reason the match was taking so long was because Watcher had absolutely swept their entire team. They're spacing out when Kevin pops down next to them. "We got destroyed, dude." He groans. Normally, Omen would shrug it off and say 'it happens', but this time. This time felt personal.

Omen barely mumbles out a 'Yeah.' as they watch Watcher walk by, carrying himself far too nonchalantly for a man who had absolutely decimated eight people. Like it was nothing. The two make eye contact, and Watcher has the nerve to wink at them. Omen feels their heartrate pick up, sitting up straight as they blink furiously. They were baffled, hell, they were enraged.

Their eyes tracked him as he kept walking, until he was out of sight. Their face felt hot and their head a little fuzzy, and it definitely wasn't the blunt force trauma they had experienced.

"Um, Omen, you okay?" Kevin asks, leaning to the side to look at their face. Omen blinks, attempting to dispel the rage running through their system. "You started embodying the spirit of wrath all of a sudden. You- you good?"

"Yeah," Omen answers after a moment. They definitely didn't sound fine, but they would rather not let everyone in the vicinity know they were on the verge of crashing out. "So-" They look to their friend, eyebrows furrowed, different from their earlier grimace. They were curious.

"So, uh. What's that Watcher guy's deal again?"

[reinekes-fox]

Okay i wanna try to remember everything i wanna say.

Spoilers... probably alot!! Sorry.

I'm gonna number this!:

1. I loved being able to play the game all over again because it felt new to me even tho duh it's not.

2. I liked being a dove. It was my first playthrough as a dove and i was suprised at the optional dove RO even tho we've encountered her before.

3. I still think jonah is absolutely adorable omg.

4. Chase is still a goddamn menace but again romancing him as a Dove just hits different. I still have to do my baby elronds route again and astroria is actually scary. Her and marcel gimma the creeps no lie 🤣 I'd take the yandere aka droznik over them anyday.

Getting onto the update:

1. I still think basti is hot even tho he wants to kill me. Like bruh just lemme flirt with you're dead ass 😒

2. I'm gonna murder Adam!!! Legit. Especially if you were all flirty with him before. My poor baby MC he just thought the dude liked him.

3. Our mother still sucks.

4. Can i stop like dying???!!! 7 on 1 is cowardice 😒 also love how Chase literally kisses us out of a trance.

5. I was not expecting Drozniks' revelation at all!!!! That threw me for a whole loop.

6. There is a scene at the hospital you probably can't fix tho where on his route he helps you get dressed but then all of a sudden Its Fuschia, which confused tf out of me ngl 🤣

I loveeeeeeed the update. Like I've been playing it the whole day and it's like almost 5pm now. I seriously am so obsessed with this i dont think you really get it.

Curses to your goddamn laptop tho because now i gta wait like forever to reach a conclusion to all the unfinished bits and it's torture. Yes yes i know I'm sorry 😞 it sucks for you too but i just wanna side eye your laptop once.

Never apologise! This gives me really meaningful insight as to what the players can’t reach because of my spaghetti code!

(Actually played through it today myself and man it’s bad… so much stuff is missing, tangled that characters who have no business showing up so just show up, you can do things you shouldn’t be able to do)

1. Why don’t you give raven (or beizen again) a chance? :3 they actually got something new in store!

2. every volery will have its own unique RO, most will just show up later! (Because I don’t want to add even more variables to the birthday…)

3. Jonah is a knight in shining armour.

4. Oh can I maybe interest you in giving Marcels route a chance? And poor Astoria, she just wants to put a ring on your finger :(

Update (yes let me know all you liked!)

1. in one route he will save your life actually!

2. poor Adam was just as shocked as you were! „Fuck that hot guy is talking to a vampire…“ and he will write you later, feeling really bad about it!

3. mother dearest, the sad thing is that she actually improved from when she raised MC!

4. oh you aren’t dead just yet! Kind stranger saved you! And yeah chases kiss too

5. that was my plan all along!

6. that happens everywhere it’s awful 😭

How do you think I am feeling, sitting on all this stiff in my head but I can’t write it 🥲 it’s horrible… I have so much stuff I want to put in there… but I can’t…

[pboogerswbb]

Chapter 11

Ok let me tell you I have read this chapter about 6 times already. It is PERFECT. I can really tell you put so much care into crafting your chapters. You write the best fucking smut on this app. But the date and the foreshadowing of the trouble to come at the end of the summer etc is all written so perfectly. This fic is my absolute favourite Paige X OC story ever!

Linda and Trey should hook up cause they both fucking suck lol

The blonde is leaning back on her chair, chugging water, biceps more prominent than usual after spending all morning in the weight room. -> I would never be able to stop staring

You should incorporate their text exchanges more often they are so on point

“Certainly if we keep pumping out content every day.” -> I know something else you can pump every day

Making out again at the workplace? These bitches will not learn will they

"I hadn’t been prepared for the first time we slept together the way I liked to be, but after a meeting with my wax lady and a vigorous exfoliation routine last night I was prepared for" -> Ok this is so real when I was single I would always stress about being sex ready cause like, you never know when it is gonna happen gotta be smooth at all times.

“Look at that,” she whispers, pulling back enough to admire the underwear sitting against my golden skin. “Goddamn.” -> I can hear her saying this

“Need to take you out on a date before we… y’know.” -> P I hate to break it to you, but you already did "y'know", after eating McDonalds mind you 😂 ------

Once again you are so spot on with these outfits. They fit their individual characters so well.

Ok Paige game recognize game remembering that she wanted to go to this restaurant was smooth.

Lol I didn't know ordering a bunch of side dishes and cutting your steak all at once was an American thing to do 😂

"I make a mental note to teach her table manners before she meets my parents." -> WOAH

OK I'm feel dumb it didn't even occur to me that Izzie's contract with the wings would be short term. Luckily for her if she wants to stay I'm sure Simp Paige will immediately marry her

Thinkin harder about 'before london' now

"But I couldn’t help my mind from picturing her in a white dress, playing with our children, waiting for me at home after practice." -> Jesus christ Paige PUMP THE BREAKS

“You did so good with this darling.” -> Ok I would turn to putty

“You too full baby?” -> The use of 'baby' will get me every time

“Could I taste yours?” -> Foreshadowing 😂

"That I got a girl like this, far from my league." -> Paige you know you are like….. the most sought after lesbian in the world right?

“Well, I miss the chocolate. Nothing here tastes like Cadbury.” -> Preach

“I think we just gotta remember that we need to be really careful about this, yeah?” -> Are you guys not walking around outside holding hands right now lol?

“You know he likes you, right?” Izara rolls her eyes. “Don’t start with that again.” “It’s true.” “It’s not.” -> open your eyes babygirl

"I watch her face brighten as a trail of red rose petals on the floor leads all the way to the bedroom" -> Paige you need to chill lol this is TOO MUCH for a first date.

"I feel the ache between my thighs grow knowing I had made her happy." -> I can hear Evina 'shes like a dog shell do anything on command'

“Fuck the candles,” she murmurs and, to my surprise, walks me backward into the bed. -> OOOOh I knew Izzie was dom

"It’s then I realise what she’s about to do, the puddle between my legs growing unbearable." -> Ok this did something to me

The way you write Paige's comments during sex is just so accurate to her I can't explain it

“Well that was quick,” Izzie giggles" -> Its so funny how different it is with guys vs girls like if I made a girl come in 2 minutes I'd be so proud, if a guy came after two minutes of head I'd be like get it together dude

Paige coos, pressing sloppy kisses onto my sweaty back before sitting back up and kneading on the skin of my ass to get deeper inside me. -> I think this is the first time I've read a Paige fic where she fucks someone in this position and I love it. It really is a great position if you're an ass girl and you wanna ram the living fuck out of someone

"leaving Dallas behind after the season is over won’t be as effortless as I had hoped. I decide to worry about that later," -> Surely this won't fester and get worse

10/10 give me 14 more of them. 🦫🦫🦫

ok i literally love you 😭😭 it makes me so happy that you’re enjoying so it goes bc i just want people to enjoy it!! and the fact that you’re picking up on the foreshadowing etc etc makes me SO happy!!

i can't wait to see paige buff up more in the league... i'm gon die

i love writing their texts!!!!

also love writing their outfits

maybe not a bunch of side dishes but omg i can tell you europeans only cut things for kids the way americans cut their food into pieces before eating lmao

yesss the media jobs for the league at lower levels are mostly seasonal! i know because i've applied lol

i love paige but she's uhaulling bad

izzie is as blind about trey as kiran about paige and iz

"she'll do anything on command" and paige getting flustered, yeahh that's a service top

SUREELYYY this will not fester! of course not!

ily my baby

[icharchivist]

I am glad that for how much you didn't like Veilguard you're not letting it ruin DA for you, tbh

Just ignore the game even came out at all

Canon can be whatever you want

aahh thank you sso much <333

yeah honestly!

I'm honestly glad either bc tbh i don't know what i would have done with myself if even the others games were tainted by association. This is a dreadful thought for me.

it helps that i do think VG is too different from the rest of the franchise. The more i can feel those difference (which is why i bitch about it all the time), the more i'm able to think about how the original 3 games stand on their own just fine. That and the extended universe tbh.

Also i think having to wait so many years helped too because i had such a long time reinforcing what i loved about the first games in my mind that i don't think anything can undo it. Veilguard's 150 hours of gameplay in three weeks won't manage to ruin the 2k hours i have on DAI spread over 7 years. It can't defeat it.

And the fact so many creative developpers left the franchise allow me to properly see VG as a fanfiction more than canon development tbh. Playing games released by former devs make me think that VG didn't have to go this way, and in a perfect world where Bioware wasn't constantly screwing its team over, we would have had a better game if they hadn't left. It allows me to think that it's not like the people who could have made the game better were in the room with the devs at this point. It really helps finding it more fanfic-y.

But it's still a lot of work to remind myself not to take it to the word. Else this is just goddamn depressing.

But it also took me months to get out of the nearly vegetative state i was after finishing the game where i tried to replay DAI and just started crying because all this rich world, all those characters i adore, and none of it matters on the long run.

But it matters to me. It took me months to realize this is the most important part.

I'll still grieve what VG would have been, but i won't let it take away what i loved. I can't allow that.

Thanks for the nice words nonny <333

[capillaryspice]

Unpopular opinion rant incoming:

I did not enjoy Baldurs Gate 3

Before anything else I will admit I am biased, as strategy turn based games aren't something I'm usually into to begin with. I mostly ended up playing it because my partners and a friend are SUPER into the game and wanted to do a 4 player run. I do have 30 hours on a solo run I tried to get used to the game with, so I have a decent bit of experience with how it's supposed to run as a single player but I'm not judging companion stories or anything because I haven't completed them.

I do understand why people like BG3, and I don't wanna rain on anyone's parade for a very critically acclaimed game, but I do have some thoughts that I just need to get out of my head, so if you like the game and don't wanna hear me complain about it just scroll on ahead. If you do want to hear me complain, I'd love to hear if anyone else has had the same thoughts, because genuinely I've not really had anyone to talk to that hasn't been head-over-heels for it. (Actual thoughts under the cut)

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With that out of the way, for starters BG3 is a very impressive game. From a technical perspective, from a voice acting quality perspective, the sheer amount of tiny tiny details, etc... it is IMPRESSIVE. Too impressive, I'd almost have to say. Because, despite being impressed by it, I did not have FUN playing the game. For all its details it doesn't draw me in. For all the technical marvel, it's just too janky. It's all of the rules of DND and none of the immersion or fun

I would love to have had a functioning camera position that didn't give me whiplash whenever a new character in the combat of 20+ NPCs decides to do so much as shuffle to the left. It feels like pulling teeth when trying to select/interact with anything, god forbid a reaction happens while you're trying to attack and you just completely lose the action bc the interruption to movement pauses everything and screws u up. I'd love to be able to jump without going through two menu screens and a map to just hop over a gap(I'm never complaining about the Dark Souls jump being too complicated ever again). Also everything moves so slow, I would kill for a fucking Sprint button.

I would have liked anything approaching a streamlined combat system that didn't take a long ass time to set up a move that takes six seconds to play out, and then wait for ten minutes literally doing nothing while the rest of the NPCs in initiative whip the viewpoint around and get it stuck in walls and corpses so I can't even see what's happening while I can't do anything for the rest of the round

A lesser gripe, but just a bizarre choice to not do: Id like to hear the character voice I chose in character creation for cutscenes, instead of just background ambient lines. Like, if the last dragon age game (from 2014 mind you) can have a voiced main character with multiple voice options, this new game that has unique voice lines for every goddamn squirrel on the map and ALREADY PAID VOICE ACTORS TO VOICE THE MAIN CHARACTER TO BEGIN WITH can probably afford to do so. Hell, I'd like some background music that isn't just the tenth rendition of Down By The River in a different key. The bard music is all gorgeous, why couldn't they have reused some of those compositions as ambient music for different locations?

This is a MASSIVE game, and what they've put into it is definitely admirable, but like. Not in the ways that make a game breathable or immersive? The choices in where they've decided to dedicate the anal level of detail seems misguided from a just general player standpoint; There's some gorgeous settings in the game, but I was distracted every time by getting frustrated that I couldn't even get a more-than-vague look at any of the scenery I actually enjoyed because the camera is so limited in its angles. So I can't take a good look around what should be a beautiful temple that I'd love to see closer, but I can individually inspect every moldy apple and tax form on a random dinner table instead. It's a vast open world, but the character models have very clearly defined paths they have to stay within. The amount of unique NPCs is insane, but the mechanics themselves TREAT them as NPCs(i.e., resurrection rules), and they don't react to PCs unless ur doing Violence or Crimes (even og skyrim had NPCs have comments on if u weren't like wearing clothes, for instance). Every shelf and bag and nook and cranny are searchable, but that gets overwhelming very quickly as you have to choose between taking like an hour of real time to clear a cluttered area and possibly find something important but more likely just end up with a bajillion rotten carrots, or move on but have the anxiety of knowing you've possibly missed something vital. There's a million options you can take at any moment with any object or character, but there's rarely anything indicating what will be vital later for general world stuff. But then with the main plot (the Emperor, Raphael, the crèche) it felt very railroaded in the sense that TECHNICALLY you could try and choose between outcomes, but your choices don't actually matter because you die if you choose The Wrong Option (or end up in effectively death sentence combat) and will end up where they want you to go regardless.

BG3 isn't a game I want to spend time playing; it's not a world I can wander around and appreciate the beauty of and get lost in the soundtrack or the environments. The whole combat system is incredibly frustrating to manage, and just feels like Hurry Up And Wait. I'm not gonna knock the romance parts of the game, I've heard good things and haven't gotten far enough in any of em to have an educated opinion on, so really the only thing the game has to offer in spades OTHER than romance is replayability. Which normally I would say is a good thing, but for how long of a game it is and how non immersive the gameplay and world feel, it really just ends up being a game of fucking around and seeing how many things you can get an alternate dialogue for or create new stats around. Like, this is great for completionist folks who love collecting achievements and making the most busted crunchy math-based builds possible, but Baldurs Gate 3 to me just isn't a game I can sit down and have Fun(TM) relaxing and playing.

It's a game that I feel absolutely missed the forest for the trees.

So anyways, essay complete. I've only slept like 6 hours total in the last three days so a lot of this may or may not even make sense. But on so much sleep deprivation finishing this game and realizing I was just frustrated with it instead of actually feeling accomplished for having finished it, it was the final straw and I just needed to get the thoughts down somewhere

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk