#gonna have to delete this tmrw

[icarusdiesatdawn]

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Oh careful. thoughts

[stinkrascal]

their name is mirilen and they're a lolth drow + rogue thief + criminal bg :')

[pomegranateboba]

what have i created (me when chapter 13)

[mosspapi]

I truly do not understand how my parents expect me to just. Be totally chill and normal and have no rules or issues with food completely out of the blue, as if they didn't spend literally my entire childhood from ages 0 to 19 like. Fully banning 90% of "junk" food, not allowing anything other than water or juice more than once a month on special occasions, only letting us have fast food more than once a year (if we were lucky) when it was literally medically prescribed to me bcuz I was so underweight and deficient in shit I needed a neurologist to tell me if I didn't eat Pringles every day I would probably die, literally saying to my face that the blood sugar gummies I ate bcuz I was too sick to keep anything else down were "too high calorie", saying that even iceberg lettuce is unhealthy, and so much more. Like. You guys. Why are surprised that I'm not comfortable having two cups of iced tea in a single day. I unironically feel like I should be taken out back and shot for doing this. And that IS your fault. You cannot act surprised that I'm like this when you are the ones who raised me to be this way.

[daddysropepuppy]

good job withstanding all of that, proud of you 💜

consensually hugs you and squeezes you so tight thank you <3

[jonismitchell]

kind of crazy insane that i slept with him more times in two weeks than them in eight months

[elytrafemme]

am making a dedicated effort to be normal on this blog ❗️❓ because it has occurred to me that i am at that point where my behaviors are no longer generally socially acceptable 💯 but also not acceptable for putting out into the tumblr void 😭 its okay i am going 2 use my actual diary more and maybe talk to my therapist even 💪 this decision is not going to endure for longer than 2 days 👍

[faaun]

what is wrong w me !!!!

[reikunrei]

idk if anyone cares or wants to know, but if we’re friends or mutuals, i have a priv account that i use sort of as a place to vent/journal/keep thoughts. if u want that url lemme knowww

[witchwhaat]

aghhhhh

[shadowofmoths]

anywsys. lies down.

[guessimherenow1]

alright guys time to crack down

[trivijoy]

USER TRIVIJOY HITS 2(.3) K!!!!!!

let me start off by answering the obvious question: where the hell did you go for 4 months straight??? basically I went thru something in early december and I lost all my motivation for everything but schoolwork (and rv ofc I streamed chill kill don't play) and everytime I gained my motivation back I would make a mb I didn't like and get frustrated and delete the app, get sick and give up (like I almost did today I have a 101 fever rn 😭) or I just forgot about Tumblr all together (especially in January uhm) but SOMEHOW and SOMEWAY I gained 500 followers while being complete mia 😧 SO THANK YOU SMMMMMMMMMMMMM?????!?!?!? next month will mark a full year since I started posting on this acc and I've probably been active for only half of the year with some real eye twitching icky mbs (not my joy ones though love all my joy mbs) yet y'all are still this nice to me omg?? Like fr tysm 🫶🏾🫶🏾 I'm gonna be active now I swear on my future barricade rv concert ticket (in my dreams- YOU LOVEEEENEMEEEEEE BAAAACK) OKAY OKAY enough rambling TYSMM AGAINN if you read allat you're a star ⭐ refresh my blog bc I'm gonna post 4 mbs right after this (as an apology for the 4 months I left 😓) hope y'all like them 🫶🏾 also posting on seulgios tmrw thank u mar for carrying it you're iconic 🫂

y'all already knowww I have to tag my moots (some of y'all I've known for almost a year wtf ily)

@kelories @joyszn @mingisito @koosuvi @i08wony @haevrrs @wonk1s @fembroesa @luvlyxgracie @y-ves @ecojinri @baesol @chwepunk @aegsll @yeritos @i4sullyoon @j-urins @chaey2k @111polaris @sulliar

@beoism @yunjidoll @jenfaery @yeossemble @lorlita @ningrlz @g-aeuls @froopis @wiotas @sseulr1n @k-yujin @subinelos @sunoofication @haewrin @dewyrka @yeon-n @isamiracle @v6mpcat

@kysbot @hyeism @y-unjins @boos2bies @y-eora @wonwonyoyo @r-ampage @y-ujin @h-ao @fuckici @yoyojoy @jeonzio @y2qi @i-jaeyun @obrigados @jangism ++ many more 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

[i-kyujin]

　❛　　◍　　appreciation for 1k!

𐃘　　.　　✧　　rina - ok so,, 1,000 followers?? TYSMM 😭💗?? IM SO SHOCKEDDD!!?, when we founded out that our account got deleted, me and lyn got sad but still stayed positive that we will get 2k followers because we had 1,939 followers (i think because thats what i remembered) and i had a mb which had 1k notes, which i also know i would not achieve ever again, i know that i haven’t posted a 600-900 followers, so thank you!! i just restarted this account at last year december (2023) and were already growing saur fast!!? it’s been a pleasure to have this much followers, were growing fast even if our account got deleted for no reason, AGAIN THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH AND FOR BEING OUR MOOTS/FANS. we cant wait to grow even more!! we, me and lyn really really appreciate this beautiful moment, let’s grow more! 😭💗, were also gonna have an event so please join!! i’ll be posting that by today or tmrw or maybe not because im lazy.. 😭

　❛　　◍　　fav blogs/moots!

@yeritos @chaey2k @baesol @umiena @p-oisn @y-unjins @yunjidoll @yeribbon @ynjiu @ynjiu @y-vna @y2jiz @jangkyus @jnssite @joyszn @hyelita @aeraras @aegsll @aewinse @khyeins @y-unrei @w3berry @wontree @w-onies @wonk1s @wonjuii @g-aons @koosuvi @thsv @tookio @dovedi @eliatopia @slei-o @joyuvv @jnssite @joyszn @markirlse @i04rei @v6mpcat @fuckici @iluvrei @mazeui @j-eongs @chaeneuu @iluvrei @fuckici @isamiracle @gigittamic @im4yeons @y2qi ++ many more

we started this account last year 17th december, and it has been 3 months, almost 4 months and we already got 1k ?? 😭😭💕💕

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if...they were teachers part 2

ANON I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED UR REQUEST IM SO SORRY IM GONNA CRY BUT here it is :D with techno too :) please people send in some requests for meee check out part 1 here!

techno: english (with 1 mythology class for seniors): - hates his english classes wishes he could just teach mythology - would make all the students do a little project on a greek mythology story - rivalry with mr soot  - “ill give u each 10 dollars if u go to mr soots class tmrw talkin about how im a better teacher” - supports each and every kid no matter WHAT even if its not english related - holds detention in his room cause no one wants to fuck with him - like dream he doesnt anyone to get fucked over his english class so he hosts after school office hours like its college - has read all the classic novels and makes his classes read them. he wont move to something else unless some kid IS REALLY passionate about it - “ranboo we will not be reading the diary of a wimpy kid series even if you resonate with greg heffley on an emotional level” - BUT for his english classes he makes them do a general book report project so he can see and appreciate his student’s taste in books  - albeit not the biggest fan of romance novels but knows it ends with us for some reason - brings all the projects home and keeps them in a big storage bin. he loves showing them off to future classes and even you - light. acadmeia. dresses formal, long sleeves, hair tamed, glasses on the bridge of his nose - “tommy please stop swearing. tubbo calm down?” - hold detention with him cause no one fucks with mr blade

phil: principal - best principal ever - has a great relationship with all the staff tbh  - wilbur and techno and tommy arent his sons wdym - no ones rlly scared of getting sent to the principals cause like yk theyre like “oh phil??? hes nice”  - everyone calls him phil - ok i lied everyone BUT tommy isnt scared of going to phils - “I DONT WANT TO GO TO PHILS” “tommy calm down-” - hates the school board, lets the teachers teach what they believe is best for the students - can deal with the consequences - once wilbur got him to play a role in on of the school’s productions - big year for the dsmp high thespians tbh - is married to the guidance counselor kristin - who by the way is a GOOD COUNSELOR - actually does guidance - phils whole office is green - always wears his bucket hat tbh - besties with the other school’s principals

foolish: architecture/woodworking - i think this one was another “duhhh” one - builder man teaches builder children - starts the year with teaching them the basics of everything and then sort of lets them go wild  - is so scared some kid is gonna get hurt - has goggles in every corner of his room, gloves, whatever safety stuff  - loves it when kids work together to make some big project - IN YOUR GUYS’ HOME YOU HAVE A SHELF full of little sharks all the kids made for him its so cute - he makes stuff for you in class and uses it as an excuse to teach  - wears muscle t-s or normal t-shirts never dresses formal  - “it would get in the way of the wood?? duh” - id want to be in his class - is besties with mr jacobs and mr punz the random coach who shows up just to coach basketball in the winter - another teacher everyone simps over - once refused to teach tommy cause he didnt want to “catch a case”

i kinda want to write for the bench trio so here’s STUDENT EDITION

tommy: junior in high school, ta to mr wastakens math class  - tommy signed up to TA for wilbur but then wilbur said “absolutely not” so he got put into dream’s introduction to stats class  - but he also has dream for the period after that for his ap stats class - so hes stuck there for like 2 and a half hours  - dream groaned when he saw who his TA was - makes tommy grade papers and stuff but never tests  - he doesnt trust him with that - tommy is a good kid and usually doesnt disrupt class but when he does its hilarious - expect mr blade doesnt give a second shit about tommy in his class  - tommy is rlly good at drama and math (even though hed never admit hes good at math)  - his locker is a mess  - besties with tubs and ranboo ofc - phil is his father dont tell anyone - he is so adamant on walking home bc he doesnt want people to know that his family works there - always has his red jacket on  - never gets school lunches says they are cursed

tubbo: junior in high school, ta for mr quackity’s spanish class - tubbo likes quackity so he signed up to ta for his class - he isnt good at spanish tho- - quackity knows that but likes tubbo so he lets him be  - sapnap ADORES tubbo for some reason - “TOBY!!! WHATS UP!” “hi mr sapnap” - sapnap thinks tubbo is such a good kid - but  - mr notfound knows tubbo is a menace - “good morning toby” “good morning mr notfound *innocent*” “sit down and get started please” - SO FUNNY LMAO  - tubbo is a menace - pulls a bunch of pranks on the teachers but then the blame always ends on tommy somehow “wHAT- TUBBO DID IT” “no he didnt” - besties with tommy and ranboo ofc - tubbo is rlly good at science but isnt so hot at english - but mr blade is rlly nice and takes him time to help tubbo  - tubbo appreciates it so he gets mr blade a gift at christmas - mr blade teared up - runs thru the hall dragging tom and ranboo behind him no regrets - “STOP RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS” “no” ranboo: junior in high school, ta for mr blades mythology class - lOVES ta-ing for mr blades class - mr blade kinda lets him chill in the back, stapling papers - no interaction whatsoever - he also now cant wait to take that class next year - mr blade refers to him as my protege a lot  - i hope i used that word right - besties with tommy and tubbo - all the teachers are nice to ranboo and kinda sorry that hes friends with tommy and tubbo LMFAO  - “hi ranboo u doing ok” “yes thank u mr jacobs” “RANBOO! LETS GO! PUDDING DAY IN THE CAFETERIA” “thats my cue mr jacobs” - ranboo usually doesnt get into trouble when he does oh boy its good - not pranks on teachers but school wide pranks - is shy but when someone picks on tommy and tubbo he GOES OFF - attacks them through words - when he gets comfortable in a class he lets out these small comments that get the whole room laughing - so not the class clown but people know hes funny and people respects him 

[activesplooger]

Progress Update on some WIPS! + teasers! :) | Doe!Reader x Alastor SMUT | Help Me: Part 3 Vox x Assistant!Reader | His New Obsession: Reader x Yandere!Vox

a few days ago i posted a screenshot of some WIPS, and i thought I’d give a progress update! + teasers! i promise im working on everything guys i just want everything to be quality :) ive also been quite busy so, yeah!

Doe!Reader x Alastor SMUT 1/2 DONE

About halfway done! Maybe a lil less than halfway? So far I’ve gotten a lot of the exposition out of the way and im starting to get onto the dirty little smutty part ;) its taking awhile bc ive been busy ALSOO smut is hard asf to write and writing deer themed smut is even harder! lmao guys the amount of deer mating season research ive done is crazy im definitely on some type of watch list now bc of my weird search history lol. I’ve gotten a lot done though! Should be out soon, I’ll let you guys know when itll be out when I get more of it done! A teaser is on my page if u wanna see it!

Help Me: Part 3 Vox x Assistant!Reader

i dont rlly have an exact fraction amount for how much is done lol. i promise i didnt forget about it guys 🙏 i have the whole story pretty much planned out! all the scenes and stuff i want to include (+ the ending duh) are all written down! perchance ill do a bigger teaser tmrw idk sometime this wknd maybeee. I have all the scenes planned out and ik how the whole story is gonna go i just have to articulate it into words and spice it up! :) stay tuned!!

teaser!:

“The Vee's empire grew exponentially and are now the three top overlords in hell. You still worked for Vox, however, your job description changed over the next few years. A lot changed over the next few years…. You went from being introduced as “This is Y/N, my friend and assistant!” to “This is an employee of mine, she won’t be a bother.”.”

this whole paragraph is subject to change, i wouldve done a bigger teaser but im just so unsure about the other paragraphs i might literally delete it all and redo them and i dont wanna edge u guys like that lol.

His New Obsession: Reader x Yandere!Vox

OK THIS ONES SO RANDOM BUT LEMME COOK LMAO. this one has SO MUCH BUT ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE LOL. its gonna be like pretty smutty i think like toxic sweater electrocute my fukin pussy type smut. its gonna be a big one bc im trying not to make it into different parts but that might change. its gonna be a fat minute till it comes out im just chipping away at it every once in awhile 4 fun! :))

teaser!:

“Yes, dear,” Vox gestures to Papermint standing idly in a corner, “This one over here will also be my assistant. You’ll handle the more personal needs of mine while Papermint handles more business related needs.”

“I see…”

Vox, completely entranced by you, puts your resume down and extends a hand out to you across the desk, “Well, that’s all I really need! Congratulations! You got the job!”. Winning sound effects could be heard from Vox’s speakers as he congratulates you.

“Oh! I-Is that it..? No questions..?”

“Nope, I’ve seen enough- Actually, what size are you?”

“Uh… Why?”

“For your uniform, of course!”

(this is also subject to change btw! im slowly doing it its just kind of a fun lil random thing i like to do when i need a break or just feel like it)

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stay tuned folks! if u wanna be tagged for any of these lmk in the replies!