#good chinchilla

[radaverse]

When the angsty ahh aus meet

+ smol comfort bestie swap

[crowley-for-president]

"Feel free to counter with your own rumours"

My friends, we've got a job to do.

I'll start.

Crowley and Azi will dance on a table in the second episode, and then a chinchilla will eat the table. Azi will fall off the table, but crowley will catch him before he hits the ground.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pardon me good sir, but uh... my friends are officially rationing my acess to gomens content (they claim they are trying to prevent spoilers but I think they simply hate me now) Sir, please, I am begging you. What is (are)? the final fifteen? Are they the remaining fifteen of the death tournament? ALSO THEY KISS??? IF THEY KISS SHOULDN'T THAT BE GOOD?? WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THEY KISS TO RESULT IN SUCH AN EMOTIONAL REACTION FROM THE FANS??? WHO HURT MY BLORBOS??????????

Don't worry anon maggot! Your friends want the pain to hit unexpectedly, but I've got you! Let me tell you about the final fifteen so you are completely prepared. The only person more well versed in the final fifteen than I am is Neil himself, but he's a busy man, so I'm overseeing the spoiler department.

We find out that your uh blorbos are not who we thought they were. "Aziraphale" as we knew him in the first season is gone to start a chinchilla farm in Glasgow with the descendant of Elspeth, who it turned out was a long-lost fae princess.

The Aziraphale we see in season 2 is not he, it is a marsh-dwelling shapeshifter by the name of Dottie. Dottie, you see, is engaged in a decades-long feud with the British finance ministry, and in an effort to overthrow them, she took Aziraphale's form and began her residence in London.

Crowley meanwhile is off having a century-long nap because the 21st century got simply too tiresome, poor bloke. He asked a demon Sadie to take his place lest Hell get suspicious, and owing him a debt, she did. But [MAJOR GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 SPOILER ALERT] Sadie and Dottie in a shocking twist of events fall in love. But the marsh-dwelling shapeshifters have come to find Dottie and suddenly no one knows who the real Dottie is.

The final fifteen is in fact a callback to Cinderella's ending. One by one through rigorous tests, Sadie, desperate to find her love, eliminates the other shapeshifters, narrowing them down to just fifteen contestants.

The final fifteen.

Does she find Dottie? Well really my good chap I can't spoon feed you everything you will have to watch the show. In life, sometimes kisses are quiet, gentle and romantic. And sometimes they are rough, masochistic and desperate. Sometimes kisses are a please stay, and sometimes they are a goodbye. Will Sadie and Dottie find each other against all odds? Or will they have to make peace with knowing this is goodbye?

You'll have to wait and see. Watch Good Omens 2, now streaming on Amazon Prime, to find out.

[mic-check-stims]

Rishid board for @rainstormcolors

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[wednesdayshadow]

@neil-gaiman, this is NOT fan fiction just a bunch of your Tumblr answers threaded together!!

[jopkajabki]

hi sorry i died again i was busy drawing nothing but prsk characters/vsynths in chiikawa art style for 3 days straight

[lionheartsgray]

Gentaro was on his best bun-havior at the vet yesterday! He explored the floor and chinned all their cabinets!

[averyspoopedcorgi]

would you hahihuheho with him be honest

[zloikarasik]

[rascheln]

Lured her to me with treats, but she climbed on my shoulder all on her own💗

[erros429]

Whats the story behind the rabid chinchilla thing

SHDHRRHDGE OK I’LL GIVE THE WHOLE CONTEXT

basically i wrote this attack on titan chatfic and there was a joke about how one of the characters acts like a rabid chinchilla. and so a few weeks ago, a friend that read the chatfic ( @astrowaffles my beloved ) and i, we were making similar jokes about how im secretly 3 rabid chinchillas in a trench coat.

THEN they made this comment on my chatfic

which i then posted on here. then another friend of mine ( @walpywalpy my other beloved ), who didn’t even Read the chatfic agreed with astro about my chinchilla-like qualities.

then when they started getting along at my expense, i had no other option but to embrace it, which is when i put rabid chinchilla in my name on my blog. and now neither of them has let the joke rest 😔😔

[radaverse]

- Pizzatober 4 -

PIZZASONA 💙💕

HER

[donacienpingoin]

《 Hell rat and Chinchilla 》 ♡ Softness on our broken hearts.

[bunnygirl678]

i searched furry pokemon cause i wanted to know which ones would have the most fluff to make a fur coat out of

you can imagine what the results were lmao

[wednesdayshadow]

Neils Tumblr answers led me to do this (part 3)

The wedding ceremony, if one could call it that, is being held at an indoor movie theatre that is currently showing Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell starring Bo Hopkins. They were able to close the theater as no one has come to see this film in quite some time even though the popcorn is made with just the right amount of butter and Sheila Caan is wearing a very skimpy bikini. Crowley is exquisite in his choice of wedding attire. High heeled snakeskin boots with gothic black feather shrug cape and parachute pants and he accessorizes well with his hair pulled back in a matching snakeskin stretchy headband adorned with multi-colored rhinestones. No one will ever call him disaster coded again! Sadie looks radiant in her pirate outfit complete with wooden peg leg and tri-cornered hat with veil. She has repeatedly refused to explain the peg leg. When it comes time for the vows the officiate, Roger The Postman, turns first to Crowley who says: “I, take you, to be my awful wedded wife, to have and to scold, from this day fast-forward for better but not worse, for richer, sans poorer, forget sickness only in health, to loathe and to cherish, till suspicious death do we part” Roger, then nods at Sadie who then recites hers: “I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, until death do we part, or you turn into a zombie. Because then we’re going to have to start seeing other people.”. There are no rings to be exchanged as Sadie claims wedding rings are just trappings of the patriarch. So, instead, they do the Jiveshake. Crowley and Sadie then retire to the area behind the screen. They make love behind the screen while people dressed as rabbits bring them jam sandwiches. The aforementioned movie begins to play for the guests. As they get dressed, they exchange clothes, Crowley sees the pies that the rabbits left out and starts eating them. Suddenly, 3 large goats rush the area behind the screen and devour the groom while Sadie watches on in horror! Crowley’s last word is “pedometer”. Suddenly, in his place stands a very large aardvark. The aardvark surveys its surroundings and upon seeing Sadie says with great aplomb and a Scottish brogue, “Good day to you madame, my name is Arnold the Animated Aardvark pleased to meet you.” He then leaves the stunned bride to jump into the Bentley and drive away while The sounds of The Velvet Undergrounds “I’m Set Free” are blaring from the car speakers. Roger the postman glares at the retreating car and with a tilt of his head and a middle finger extended he exclaims, “Put a sock in it mate!”

[crazy-lazy-elder-sims]

Ugh I can't belive another tiktok song is stuck in my head again i bet its like all the others and only the one verse is good and the rest of the song is boring as hell let me go listen to it once so i can be put off forever

*puts on you wish by flyna boss*

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OH NO THE SONG FUCKS 😟

I will now be singing this when im 100 years old on my death bed