#gotta throw in my otp tag before anything that comes before

[the-iceni-bitch]

For smutty prompts: 97) “I think you forgot to lock the door, that means anyone could walk right in and see you like this.”

With Andy or Ransom? Anyone really 😂

Oooookkkkk, this is gonna be Ransom, cause I’ve had a similar idea to this for him for a while now.

What, the OTP again, you say? You guys just keep lining them up for me 😉

Tagging the OTP babes @stargazingfangirl18 @chrissquares @subtlebucky @egcdeath

Send me smutty prompts!!!

Again, 18+ only guys, this is straight up porn!

You had never been more bored in your life.

It was Linda and Richards’ 40th anniversary, and they were throwing a giant party at a fancy hotel in downtown Boston. Of course you had to go, you and Ransom were pretty established now, as much as Linda hated it.

It was literally just a bunch of old money families that Linda was trying to ingrain herself to, bunch of stuffed suits that had nothing better to talk about than summering in the Hamptons or their brand new yachts or whatever the fuck the obscenely rich and out of touch loved to drone on about.

You’d lost track of the number of gin and tonics you consumed an hour ago, keeping yourself glued to Ransom’s side purely because you needed someone to roll your eyes at and he was your only option.

“How you feeling there, sweetheart?” He asked as some ancient man with a name like Chauncey or something finally walked away from you after chatting at you about his damn hunting lodge for what felt like an hour.

“Please kill me.” You whined, running your hand over your face before taking another sip of your drink as he chuckled at you. “Just break your glass and shove the shards into my throat.”

“I thought you were used to talking to rich people?” He said. “Isn’t that all you do at that charity of yours?”

“Those are rich liberals.” You said as you chugged the rest of your drink. “Who also aren’t the best, but at least I don’t have to listen to them complain about environmental regulations the whole time.”

“Well, why don’t we give my parents those super thoughtful gifts you got them then get the fuck out of here?” He said, taking your glass from you.

“Yes, please.” You said grabbing the presents you’d spent way too long on and following him through the crowd.

It didn’t take you long to find Richard and Linda, at the center of a flurry of activity. You waited patiently for them to be free before stepping in front of them, Ransom wrapping a protective hand around your waist.

“Mom, Dad, Y/N and I are gonna head out but we wanted to make sure to wish you a happy anniversary and give you your gifts.” He said, his fingers drumming against your side with nervous energy.

“Yes, happy anniversary you two.” You said, giving them a forced grin as you handed them their presents.

“Oh you can’t leave yet, Ransom.” Linda said, completely ignoring you. “There’s someone here I want you to meet. Muffy!”

Ransom let out a groan as Linda wandered off to grab some uptight looking woman who was about your age but who looked about as bored as you felt. Richard just gave his son a clap on the shoulder and gave you a lecherous grin, before turning to head to the bar.

“Gross.” You muttered before turning back to you boyfriend. “You wanna tell me what’s going on, babe?”

“Yeah, my mom’s been trying to get me to go out with this Muffy chick for months.” He said nervously, loosening his tie around his throat. “I think her parents own a textile conglomerate or something. I thought she would’ve let up once we made it official but I guess not.”

You didn’t get a chance to respond before Linda was shoving the poor girl at Ransom and trying to get the two of them to chat, still pointedly ignoring you.

“Yeah, it’s nice to meet you. This is my girlfriend, Y/N.” He said as he pulled you even closer.

“Hi Muffy, it’s my pleasure.” You said, offering her your hand as you beamed at Linda, who was looking very unhappy. “So sorry to cut this short, but we really do need to get going. Always great to see you, Linda.”

You dragged Ransom away from the crowd by his tie. He made a small sound of surprise when you turned away from the exit and started to head towards the bathroom.

“Babe, the exit’s that way.” He muttered, grinning at you.

You turned around and brought his face to meet yours, smashing your lips against his in a searing kiss, running your tongue over his teeth before breaking away and leaving him breathless.

“I know where the exit is, but there’s something I want to take care of first.” You murmured as he rested his forehead against yours. “Now go make sure there’s no one in the bathroom, and I’ll make you come so good baby.”

“Fuck, don’t gotta tell me twice.” He muttered before striding inside.

He was only gone for a few seconds before popping back out and dragging you in after him, picking you up and wrapping your legs around him.

“So...” you murmured as he set you on the counter, his lips moving all over your neck and shoulders. “Why didn’t you tell me your mom was trying to set you up with a socialite?”

“Didn’t really seem important.” He muttered against your chest as he slotted himself between your thighs. “It’s not like I was actually gonna do anything with her.”

“Right.” You said as you started to undo his belt.

You removed his belt and started to work on undoing his fly, sighing as he sucked a bruise against your throat. You tugged his slacks and boxer briefs down his legs and wrapped your hand around his cock, making him groan.

“Whose cock is this baby?” You purred as he straightened up to rest his forehead against yours, your grip on his length tightening as he hissed between his teeth.

“Shit, you’re mad.” He mumbled as you squeezed him harder, biting your lip as you watched precum leak from his angry tip.

“Not mad, baby.” You murmured, running your thumb over his slit and making him groan. “Just feel like maybe your need a little reminder. Now tell me whose cock this is.”

“Fuck, it’s your cock.” He moaned as you smeared his precum over your fingers and dragged your hand over his length.

“That’s right baby.” You whispered as you brought your hand up to cup his cheek. “All mine. Just like this pretty mouth.”

He hummed as you slipped your fingers into his mouth and continued to draw your hand over his dick. His tongue swirled around your fingers as you pushed them further into his mouth, nudging the back of his throat as you slid off the counter.

“Look at you taking my fingers so good baby.” You cooed at him as you moved to stand behind him, sliding your fingers out of his mouth. “You know what else is mine?”

His breath hitched as you ran your hand over the curve of his ass, teasing your finger around the rim of his puckered hole, your other hand still drawing over his length as you bent him over the counter.

“Fuck, oh my god.” He groaned as you slid your finger inside him, arching his back into your hand.

“Ooh, baby, you are so fucking ready for me aren’t you?” You purred at him as you stretched him open, his cock twitching in your grip. “I own you, Hugh. This is my body, sweetheart, I can play you like a damn fiddle.”

He cried out as you slipped another finger inside him, scissoring them in his pretty hole as you curled over his back and pressed soft kisses against his neck. You shoved them even further inside him until they were nudging his prostate, and he swallowed a scream as your hand moved even faster over his cock.

“Mmm, sing for me pretty boy.” You murmured into his hair. “I think you forgot to lock the door, that means anyone could walk right in and see you like this. Now cum for me sweetheart.”

You sank your teeth into his neck as you shoved a third finger inside him, your other hand squeezing his cock. Ransom screamed as he came violently, his body rolling underneath you as his cum spurted all over the counter and his pretty hole fluttered around your fingers as he sobbed against the countertop.

“Oh my god!” You heard a sound of disgusted surprise from your left and turned to see Walt and Richard standing there with shock written all over their faces.

You stood up and grinned at the two of them as you pulled your fingers out of Ransom and unwrapped your other hand from his cock, smacking his ass hard and making him yelp as he panted against the counter.

“Hey there boys!” You beamed at them, Ransom finally coming back to himself and straightening up, avoiding making eye contact with his father and uncle as he pulled his slacks back up and tucked himself in. “Richard, please tell your wife to stop shoving WASP bitches at my boyfriend.”

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A/N: This ended up being super long, whoops! But hey, sub!Ransom guys!

[haikyutee]

KSDJKDD it’s fine luv 😌✨ ANYWAYS could i get uhh hcs for kuroo, bokuto, and noya where their s/o’s doing that tik tok prank where they pretend to be on the phone and they call the hq boys a friend? 😳 - 🍙

ooo i haven’t seen this one done

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kuroo

so y’all just chillin at the mickey d’s right

you sat outside cause it was nice weather out or whateva

he’s sitting across from you

mans is mid rant when you whip out your phone and silence him

he has this look on his face like “damn 😔”

starts to play with his straw wrapper while you’re “otp”

he’s such a cutie

tries not to put his drink down too hard so he doesn’t make noise

very respectful

“yeah, no ive been with my friend all day”

oh lord

you have to look down at the table cause you’re so jittery and don’t want to break character

when you do look up mans is already looking at you

his face said “oh no don’t stop on my accord, go head 🤨”

continues to be respectful, doesn’t try to snatch your phone or anything

just stares at you

you’re quick to tell him the truth after that

i feel like he would know it was a joke as soon as you said it

it was so absurd to him to think that you’d actually say sumn like that seriously like at least you tried 😜

goes “omfg 🙄” before getting up to throw away his trash

starts walking to the car without you so you gotta rush to catch up 😔

bokuto

y’all were hanging out in his room

probably has the softest bed ever

you both were in the middle of a movie and he was gobbling down a bag of popcorn

you almost felt bad until you “pick up the phone” and he pays absolutely NO ATTENTION WHATSOEVER

the movie playing happened to be his favorite so he’d been completely immersed since the start

you literally had to shout over the movie

almost gave up trying cause you stayed having to repeat yourself

as soon as you raised your voice to say “i’m hanging out at a friends house” he snaps his head to look at you like 😧

“ y/n!”

so confused

purses his lips and looks away all sad

he thought he escaped that phase of the relationship a long time ago 😔

continues watching the movie but with a pout this time

is this emoji 🥺

you decide you can’t take it anymore and crawl over to him to tell him you were kidding

has a grudge for two seconds before giving you kithes

“don’t do that anymore 🤕”

nishinoya

the most feral out of all of them tbh

he was tagging along with you while you went shopping

you had both stopped at one of those benches to sit and rest cause you’d been walking for what seemed like ages

you were scrolling through tik tok and found this trend while noya was getting y’all something to drink and you wanted to do it 😈

so noya comes back shortly and hands you your drink so that’s when you start to get a call or whateva 😌

he’s pretty tame at the start, just a regular old phone call right

as soon as he hears “with my friend” he just suddenly acts like he has rabies

“IM HER BOYFRIEND* 😤”

can and will try to get your phone if you refuse to correct yourself

is constantly reaching for it

“TELL THEM THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW 😠”

probably puts you in a headlock only to find out it wasn’t real

guess you’re off the hook this time

keeps you in the headlock until you apologize

[chipper9906]

A New Type Of Normal

Pairings: Castiel/ Dean Winchester

Rating: General Audiences

Word Count: 2,124

Status: One Shot - Complete

Just a little fic I wanted to write based on a prompt I saw on OTP Prompt Generator. 

Summary:

Dean grumbled quietly to himself, adding another item to the ever-increasing list of supplies they’ll need to stock up on. “The supplies are getting depressingly low in here. I’m nearly out of beers, the meat-man needs to stock up on his meats-,”

“No more of the meat man!”

Prompt: Person A is about to leave to go to work. Person B asks Person A if they’ve forgotten anything, and Person A gives them a kiss. Person B turns red and opens their hand to reveal Person A’s keys/wallets etc, saying “I meant this, but thanks…”

 * * *

Dean blames it all on Sam.

He was perfectly content with showing Cas the classics: Tombstone, The Shining, Star Wars, Star Trek, Back To The Future, Ghost Busters. You know, classics. But Sammy wasn’t happy with that. No, he just had to go and put on all those crappy, cheesy rom-com’s and romances. And yeah, Dean could leave the room, but that’s just rude, right? It’s not like he wants to watch them or anything…

Honestly, Dean thought the romance films would go over terribly with Cas. Dean - and he’s sure Sam was too- was preparing for a multitude of questions from Cas about every damn scene. He’d already had a taste of that fun experience with ‘The Pizza Man’, so he was certain that Cas watching people try to flirt with each other would only confuse the poor guy even more.

But Cas didn’t ask questions.

In fact, Cas didn’t say one word throughout every one of them. Unless you counted his pleas for Dean to stay quiet (personally, Dean thought his jokes added a much needed comedic break). Cas would be glued to the tv, only blinking about three or four times a minute (not that Dean was watching or anything, just something he had noticed), making sure every bit of his attention was directed towards whatever couple was on the screen that night.

It must have been that. Watching ‘human courtship’, as Cas would put it, seeing the domesticity that comes to people who don’t know what’s really out there. That can be the only thing Cas got it from, surely.

“For a health nut, he sure does love stealing my beers…” Dean muttered into the cold air of the open refrigerator, bent down and peering into its fluorescent-lit interior. “Won’t eat real bacon, but he’s happy to chow down on the meat-mans burgers…”

“Dude, I’m like, right here. I can hear you, you know.” Sam called from behind the lid of his laptop, sat at the bunker’s kitchen table. Jack happily munched on his ‘Krunch Cookie Crunch’ opposite Sam, amused eyes flickering between the two brothers.

“That’s coz’ you were meant to.” Dean slammed the refrigerator door shut behind him, turning and leaning against the gleaming silver door- thanks to a recent clean by yours truly, thank you very much.

“And for the last time,” Sam said with just a hint of defeat in his voice. “You’ve really got to stop calling yourself the meat man.”

“Listen, Sammy - you can say it means what you say it means, but I’m just gonna go on blissfully unaware, going by what I think it means.”

“That’s… that’s not how it works.” Sam tried to argue.

Jack’s entertained smile had turned to a perplexed frown at their conversation. “What does ‘meat-man’ mean?”

“Alright, that's-” Sam cleared his throat awkwardly, slowly closing the lid of his laptop down. “That’s a conversation I’m not ready for.” Sam shot a strained smile at Jack before turning his pointed gaze to Dean. “For neither of you.”

“Well someone’s gotta give the poor kid the birds and the bees talk.” Dean shot his own pointed glare back at Sam. “Or, we can just do it my way – give the kid a laptop, go to the internet and load up some good ol’ fashioned por-”

“From my own experience, I can tell you that’s a very poor way of learning such a topic.” Castiel’s voice filtered in from the doorway to the kitchen, the ends of his trenchcoat billowing behind him as he entered the room and descended the few steps to reach the kitchen table.  

“Eh, well, he’s your kid, Cas. ‘The talk’ is your job.” Dean turned back to the various cupboards behind him, trifling through the depleted looking pantry in search of something to eat. “Hey Sam, you seen where those little cheese cracker thingies went?”

“I think we might have finished those off last night. Or the night before?”

Dean grumbled quietly to himself, adding another item to the ever-increasing list of supplies they’ll need to stock up on. “The supplies are getting depressingly low in here. I’m nearly out of beers, the meat-man needs to stock up on his meats-,”

“No more of the meat man!”

Dean cut Sam off by pointing a finger at the colorful box of  ‘Krunch Cookie Crunch’ next to Jack’s half-eaten bowl of said sugary cereal. “-And I’m pretty damn sure that’s the last box of that stuff. And I bet you’ll be out by tomorrow morning, right?”

Jack’s eyes darted down towards the few soggy pieces of cereal floating in his bowl, eying up the amount of milk that remains before pulling the box of cereal closer and peering into its contents. “…Maybe…”

Castiel had opened his mouth to add something to Dean’s list, but Dean cut him off before he could get it out with a click of his fingers and a pointed finger directed at him. “And Cas needs more of that weird grape jelly stuff.”

Castiel watched Dean with a frown as he pulled a small notepad out of a drawer, scribbling down the loosely formed list he had in his mind. “What’s wrong with grape jelly?”

“Nothing wrong per se… it’s just a terrible flavor that tastes nothing like grape.”

“I like peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches…” Castiel sounded so genuinely disheartened by Dean’s opinion of his flavor choice that Dean couldn’t even find it within himself to keep making fun of the poor guy.

“I know, Cas.” Dean told him with a soft smile. “That’s why I buy it for you.”

“You mean that’s why random credit card companies buy it for him.” Sam leaned back on the crickety wooden chair, stretching his arms behind his back until it made a satisfying ‘pop’.

“The day I get paid an honest day’s wages for the honest day’s work I do is the day I no longer rip off multi-billionaire companies and Uncle Sam.” Dean roughly folded up the shopping list and stuffed it into the back of his jeans pocket. “You wanna come with, Cas?”

“Me?” Cas asked, his brows pinched together as if he couldn’t fathom why Dean would ever want for him to tag along.

“Yeah, you.” Dean confirmed with a sharp, short chuckle. “Sammy makes me buy all the healthy crap that tastes equally crap whenever he comes along, and Jack throws so much stuff in the cart that he wants to try that I’m honestly worried it’s gonna max out the card every damn time we go grocery shopping.”

“Sorry…” Jack muttered sheepishly.

“Don’t worry about it.” Cas said to Jack, shooting him a wink. “Teasing is one of the only ways Dean knows how to show affection.”

Dean narrowed his eyes dangerously at Castiel, pushing himself off the counter and brushing his hands together. “You coming or what?”

“If you’ll have me.”

Dean rolled his eyes and shook his head at Castiel's wording, steadily ignoring the red flush that he could feel creeping up the side of his neck. “Let’s get going, then. Come on, I’ll even let you drive Baby.”

Even Jack’s head whipped up, scarily in sync with Sam as they stared up at Dean in disbelief. “What?” Dean asked them. “Why are you guys looking at me like that?”

“You just asked Cas if he wanted to drive the Impala.” Sam said slowly, like Dean hadn’t heard and understood his own words.

“Yeah? So what? I let Jack drive Baby before, and he was only, what, a year and a half old?”

“I was dying.” Jack stated. “I assumed that had something to do with it?”

“Well, yeah, but…”

“I promise I’ll be careful with her.” Castiel interrupted Dean’s scramble to find an answer. Dean glanced up, seeing the conviction on his face that matched the tone of his voice, and knew Castiel meant that. Cas knew how important Baby was to him. Dean knew Cas would treat her right.

“See?” Dean gestured a hand towards Cas. “Besides, it’s about time Cas got to drive a real car, and not that vomit-beige colored monstrosity of his.” Dean caught sight of Cas’s affronted face out of the corner of his eye. This would quickly turn into another argument if he wasn’t careful. “C’mon, Cas. Let’s get going.”

Dean dug his hands into his front jeans pockets, clasping Baby’s keys in his fist, only to look up and see Castiel already partway out of the door. Cas wasn’t going to get very far in the Impala without her keys…

“Hey, Cas!” Dean yelled after Cas, who came to a somewhat stumbling halt in his steps. Cas turned on the spot once he had stopped, tilting his head and raising an eyebrow in question. “You forgetting something?”

Cas’s curious look only grew more intense. Dean could practically see the gears turning in the angel's head, trying to figure out what Dean was suggesting. There was a split second shift to his expression, one Dean could only describe as disbelief before Cas had schooled his expression back to neutral. Castiel had apparently figured out what he had forgotten as he moved towards him, and Dean pulled his hand out of his pocket, ready to pass the keys over to Cas.

Except, instead of stopping and holding out his hands for the keys, Castiel just kept getting closer to him. Dean didn’t even get a chance to remind Cas about personal space before ‘holy crap blue eyes super close’, and then Dean’s mind all but short-circuits when it registers Castiel’s chapped lips pressed against his. It didn’t last very long – or maybe it did, Dean might have blacked out for a bit – but it was long enough that Dean couldn’t brush this off as a funny case of ‘I tripped and my lips fell on yours’.

By the time Castiel had pulled away, Dean was sure his eyes were going to pop right out of his skull. A quick glance over to Sam confirmed he had seen the whole thing – at least, that’s going by the incredibly thinned straight-faced smile on his brother's face as he chokes down his laughter. Jack was smiling like this was completely normal, but then again, the kids always smiling – he might not have even noticed the show of affection right in front of him.

“Um…” Is the only word that came to Dean’s mind once it had restarted. Castiel’s face didn’t show any signs that he had realized how weird this whole situation was, and was waiting patiently for Dean to find his words. Dean slowly lifted his hand until it was sat between the two of them, uncurling his fingers to reveal the keys in his grasp. “I, uh… I meant these, but… thanks?”

Dean watched as Castiel's eyes focused in on the keys. To Cas’s credit, he didn’t seem in the least bit embarrassed by what he had done. He simply swept the keys out of Dean’s palms and pocketed them in his trench-coat with a soft smile. “I assumed you would pass them over once we were in the car, but thank you.” And then, to add insult to injury, Castiel leaned up and planted a kiss on Dean’s cheek like it was no big deal. He had done it so casually - as if it had been a part of their routine for years.

Dean could only stand there like an idiot and watch Castiel as he walked out of the room, beige trench-coat fluttering out of sight. After a few seconds of the most awkward silence Dean thinks he’s ever had to live through, Dean blurts out what’s on his mind. “What just happened?”

Sam’s chair scraped obnoxiously loudly as he stood, tucking it back under the table with that annoying strained smile of his still in place. “I’m not entirely sure but uh…” Sam stopped in front of Dean on his way out of the kitchen, giving his big brother a friendly pat on the shoulder. “I think Cas is dropping hints he wants a little more. Maybe. Possibly.”

Sam left the room, not after his words had completely thrown Dean for a loop. Now Jack was the only one left in the room with Dean, his customary gentle smile having been replaced with a contemplating frown, staring down at the bowl of milk in front of him like it held all the answers.

“What's wrong with you?” Dean asked, trying to get back to some sense of normality.

Jack looked up from his bowl, tilting his head in a way that was so very Cas. “I don’t get what Sam meant.”

“Oh.” Oh no…. “Uh, well, it’s-”

“I thought you and Cas were already married?”

[pkmnsdarkqueen]

shipping info !

answer the following for your muse so people know how shipping works on your blog.

what is your otp for your character?: 

look I know it's a Crack ship but Karen and Lysandre weirdly works for every reason they shouldn't. They're definitely these opposites attract and each of them kinda of counter in some ways the other's more extreme mindsets or challenge them in a way that makes character development very easy. For example Lysandre despising those that manipulate others and Karen hates judgemental society people. Well Karen used to be a criminal and manipulator but uses it for good now to help those that need it challenging his view and she challenges his in that (especially anime Lys) he maybe high class judgemental but it started from trying to be a good person and getting burned which she can relate to.

So opposites atttact, or hateship changing to mutual respect to crush works too, and basically I just really love the character interplay that's possible.

The height difference jokes are a bonus. Lysandre putting something on a high shelf in her line of sight and moment later hears banging about to find her 5'5 self managed to climb her way up there anyway. Goblin energy meeting refined energy is a ✨ vibe ✨

And my favorite joke: if Karen is linked to Ho-oh, fire, and Lysandre messes with Yveltal, dark, birds of a feather fly together cause they were just looking for the right type. :D

what are you willing to write when it comes to shipping?: 

Ah alot generally. My only limit is nsfw tho I'm trying some of it on discord with Bruno wik ship to get more comfortable with it. Like if someone wants to get dark, lez get dark.

I will say tho fluff usually bores me terribly. I mean in writing anything can happen so I enjoy writing angst, things that have arcs, or force character development.

Just the usual day to day stuff gets old fast, or a ship that's like too perfect with one being overly gushy because then it just feels mundane. Also if one partner is great all the time then that's horribly boring, they gotta be equally troubled or the relationship just feels unbalanced.

Also no pokemon, especially if they lack a human form, I feel like that should be obvious but.....well you'd be surprised.

how large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?:  

If you do the age divided by 2 minus seven but throw that in reverse the oldest person Karen can Date is 56 so there's the answer there. For younger it's 25, so we'll go with those numbers.

are you selective when shipping?: 

Fairly to some degree. Unless I see a good dynamic I usually don't go for it. Tho Karen hasn't had much experience with relationships so sometimes I make a bad call cause I think I see something, but then later realize that maybe there isn't the development here I thought there was.

how far do steamy moments have to go before they are considered nsfw?:

Making out with clothes on and no touching the chest and crotch area. So hollywood pg13 style. If there is a steamy moment we both feel the characters would have a fade to black waking up later is what I go for.

who are the characters you ship your character with?: 

Ah too many. Giovanni would be fun for twist Karen which I had started with someone, or mainverse if she's befriended a Silver cause well dad issues. Looker would be fun cause I feel like they'd step on each other's turf and lime he'd know she was doing crime but trying to prove it would be fun. Also home girl is bi but has mom issues so I do want to ship her with more girls just to explore that. Had one ship with an Elsa which low key could of been cute.

But yeah I have a long list but those are some highlights.

does one have to ask to ship with you?: 

Yes please, but hey we can have casual rps first if you want to test the waters and then pop in and be like,"hey I think a ship might be here." If I feel it ill tell you if not I'd be super excited tk see what ideas you might have.

how often do you like to ship?: 

Whenever it happens tbh 😅

are you ship obsessed or ship more - or - less?: 

Leaning ship obsessed when I see a possible one but also I didn't have ships on this account for like 2 years so again it's more kinda I take it if it happens.

are you multiship?: 

Gosh yes there's too many dynamics and rpers that leave like a revolving door sadly so multiship is the only viable option I can see. Bless yall that single ship you are amazing as well I could never do it.

what is your favourite ship in your current fandom?: 

Jessie and James. I've loved it since childhood despite my first fictional crush being James. Just gosh they're so cute.

finally, how does one ship with you?: 

Usually just ask early and we'll work something out in messages to see if it'd work, or we rp for a bit and pop in messages if you've got a ship dynamic. My messages are a friendly place folks.

tagged by: stole it from @piercethepiers

tagging: 

Steal it gremlins

[deputyrhiannonhale]

OTP Questions Meme

I was tagged by the ever lovely @returnofthepd3​ thank you!!

tagging: @ja-crispea​ @dieguzguz​ @shelliechen​ @f0xyboxes​ @deputy-janai​ @deputyjessicaquinn​ @xbaebsae​ @veinereastath​ and anyone else who wants to, sorry for double tags, and sorry if I forgot anyone, my brain isn’t fully functioning yet haha

Sharky Boshaw and Rhi Hale

DISAGREEMENTS

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Rhi definitely, she’s hot headed and doesn’t really mean to raise her voice, but if it’s over something stupid, Sharky will match her tone quickly.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Sharky

Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Rhi (but it’s only for her to take the time to cool off)

Who trashes the house? If she’s drunk, Rhi will throw papers around, nothing major, like breaking anything, but she always cleans it up when she’s calmed down. 

Do either of them get physical? Nothing like full on fist fighting, but Rhi does have a tendency to poke Sharky in the chest, or possibly shove at him, but it’s never hard enough for Sharky to even wince or stumble back.

How often do they argue/disagree? Hardly ever, they get along very well actually once Sharky realizes Rhi was never a threat to him. But, until they finally became a couple, he tried several times to warn her about John, and he would get irritated when she wouldn’t listen.

Who is the first to apologize? It depends on who started it, and who realizes they were in the wrong. Usually Rhi will swallow her pride and come to Sharky first because she is usually the one who blows up the worst.

SEX

Who is on top? Sharky mainly

Who is on bottom? Rhi, she likes to be put in her place sexually.

Any kinks? Sharky is a worshiper and loves to make sure Rhi has all the pleasure she can handle.

Who has the strangest desires? Neither have any strange desires

Who’s dominant in bed? Sharky

Is head ever in the equation? Almost always

If so, who is better at performing it? Sharky

Ever had sex in public? Outside, yes.

Who moans the most? It’s pretty equal, but Rhi is louder

Who leaves the most marks? Rhi, she loves to bite Sharky

Who is the more experienced of the two? Based on all his stories, Sharky

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Early in their relationship, it was a few spiteful fucks (Rhi did it just to piss John off) but once they realize they’re both in love with each other, it turns to making love.

How long do they usually last? If neither gets exhausted, all night.

Rough or soft? Usually soft, but they do have the rough nights

Is protection used? No, because deep down they’re both dumbasses

Does it ever get boring? Never!!

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Against Sharky’s SUV

FAMILY

Do they plan on having children/or have children? They’ve never talked about it, but Rhi doesn’t want kids.

If so, how many children do they want/have? N/A

AFFECTION

Who likes to cuddle? It’s equal

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Sharky, but Rhi can have her moments if she’s feeling her oats

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Sharky

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? When falling asleep, Rhi will cuddle until she feels sleep calming her and then she will roll away from Sharky.

What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Sitting around a campfire, drinkng while Rhi plays the guitar and sings for him.

Where is their favourite place to cuddle? In bed, or the couch, but really if they’re just relaxing wherever, rather it’s around Hurk or the Spread Eagle, they will cuddle in some way.

How often do they get time to themselves? A lot, Sharky tags a long with her quite a bit, but at night, Rhi shuts off her radio so they have no interruptions.

SLEEPING

Who snores? Both, depending on how tired they are.

If both do, who snores the loudest? SHARKY

Do they share a bed or sleep separately? At first apart, but eventually jjust started sharing a bed

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? They will until Rhi feels herself falling asleep, and she will roll away, but Sharky “chases” her because he doesn’t like not being able to touch her, and eventually Rhi is pushed all the way to the edge of the bed.

What do they wear to bed? Rhi usually just a tank top and shorts, Sharky just wears his boxers (even before they start officially dating) but after sex, they fall asleep naked.

Are either of them insomniacs? Rhi has a hard time falling asleep some nights, if her past is haunting her.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? No

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Sharky usually ends up like a koala bear attached to Rhi. 

Who wakes up with bed hair? Rhi, her hair is a tangled mess

Who wakes up first? Usually Rhi, she has a hard to waking Sharky up, its worse if they were drinking the night before.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Neither. Rhi has tried, but once Sharky realizes she not in bed with him, he gets up and looks for her.

What is their favourite sleeping position? Spooning, Rhi is almost always the little spoon.

Do they set an alarm each night? Rhi has one automatically programmed on her phone, and it always goes off, even if she doesn’t have to be up.

Who has nightmares? Rhi does, she wakes up in a cold sweat some nights, remembering the smell of the house burning.

Can a television be found in their bedroom? Yes, and they usually watch something before falling asleep.

Who has ridiculous dreams? Rhi, her mind hardly ever shuts off.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Sharky, but Rhi hogs the blankets

Who makes the bed? Rhi does, if she remembers to.

What time is bed time? Between 11 and midnight.

Any routines/rituals before bed? The typical ones, Rhi will wash her face with a cleanser and they both brush their teeth.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Rhi. Hands down. She’s gotta wake up and have some coffee before she can even be considered anywhere near pleasant.

WORK 

Who is the busiest? Rhi most days as a deputy, she’s constantly having to take care of something.

Who rakes in the highest income? Rhi does

Are any of them unemployed? Considering his past, Sharky has a hard time finding employment.

Who takes the most sick days? Rhi only will if she feels she may be dying.

What are their jobs? Rhi is a deputy for Hope County, Sharky calls himself a “Professional Pyro”

Who sucks up to their boss? Most would say Rhi gets treated better because Earl is her uncle but she has to work just as hard as the other deputies.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Neither.

Who stresses the most? Rhi, she is always worried about something, no matter how trivial

Do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Rhi loves her job, and Sharky loves that Rhi is a deputy (he thinks he will get out of trouble more often this way)

Are they financially stable? They’re comfortable.

HOME

Who does the washing? Rhi, but Sharky will help her (or at least try, bless)

Who takes out the trash? Sharky will take out the trash.

Who does the ironing? Ironing? People still do ironing? Rhi will just toss her wrinkly clothes in the dryer for a few.

Who does the cooking? Rhi takes control over that.

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Sharky...because...well...he’s Sharky.

Who is messier? It’s pretty even, but Rhi hates folding or putting clothes away, so there’s a designated spot for the clean clothes.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Sharky did once. Once.

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Rhi

Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither, after the toilet paper roll incident, Sharky makes sure he doesn’t do anything wrong in the bathroom.

Who is the prankster around the house? Sharky, he’s worse if Hurk is over

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Rhi, especially if Sharky is asking a lot of questions, she starts to forget to grab things, and then she freaks because she can’t remember where the keys are.

Who answers the telephone? Rhi

Who mows the lawn? Sharky does that for Rhi, says she shouldn’t have to worry about something like that

Who does the vacuuming? Rhi does if it gets to the point that it’s needed

Who does the groceries? They go together

Who takes the longest to shower? Rhi, it’s where she does a lot of her thinking, and just lets the hot water wash over her body.

Who spends the most time in the bathroom? That all depends n what is happening in the bathroom haha. Showering, Rhi, using the toilet, Sharky.

MISCELLANEOUS

Is money a problem? Not really, they get by easily enough.

How many cars do they own? One a piece, and she also has a quad that all her own 

What’s their song? Set Me On Fire by Flyleaf

Do they live in the city or in the country? Country

Do they own their home or do they rent? Rhi’s cabin is part of her contract from her being transferred from Billings, so the payment comes out of her pay automatically.

Do they enjoy their surroundings? Rhi hated the big city, so she absolutely loves the country.

What do they do when they’re away from each other? Rhi focuses on her job, but is constantly worried she’s gonna get a call and it’ll be something Sharky did. Sharky waits patiently for Rhi’s return and is worried she’ll get hurt.

Where did they first meet? Her first visit to Hope County at 16. Sharky didn’t trust her, he felt she ratted him and Hurk out for setting fire to some hay bales, but it was the owner of the property. Rhi convinced Earl to let Sharky and Hurk go.

Who spends the most money when out shopping? Neither really, Rhi having always been on the poorer side of laugh, does math in her head as she’s shopping and won’t spend more than needed.

Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Neither

Any mental issues? Rhi has plenty. She has a hard time trusting people, she has a lot of anger issues from the abuse from her step-father, she’s anxious a lot, mainly where her mind won’t shut off. She also won’t let many people in, if you’re part of her circle who knows a lot about her, consider yourself lucky.

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? They will both laugh, but if it’s Rhi that fell, she’s a little more embarrassed and gets a little huffy.

Who’s terrified of bugs? Rhi...not really terrified, but she doesn’t want them on her.

Who kills the spiders around the house? Sharky kills them for Rhi

Do they have any fears for their future? They don’t, because neither believe in the collapse.

Their favourite place? A section of the Henbane River where they took a dip on a hot day. It was when Sharky realized he was in love with Rhi. He will sometimes take her there for a spontaneous picnic

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Neither, they’re not really a fancy dinner couple.

Who pays the bills? Rhi does just because she is the more responsible one

Who’s the tallest? Sharky. He’s 6′ and Rhi is a teeny 5′1″

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Rhi

Who wanders around in their underwear? Sharky because he has no shame haha 

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Rhi but they sing together, especially if its disco music.

What do they tease each other about? Rhi teases Sharky about his accent a lot and calls him Charlemagne, and he teases her about her height.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither, because they don’t care what the other wears

Who crushed first? Rhi thought he was attractive when she was 16, but that was a more it’ll piss off her mother and step father. But Sharky definitely crushed first and Rhi was more slow to crush on him.

Any alcohol or substance related problems? They both drink, but it’s not to the point of being a problem.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? haha both, they’ll stumble home together.

Who swears the most? Both do, but Rhi has a really foul mlouth on the regular.

[synoxshots]

Tagged by @sentinelapologist to answer some video game questions and rest assured I am about to give some very embarassing answers! (I wish I was kidding)

GAMES:

First game you ever played: This is gonna date me! Right so. I can’t remember it well but Fifa 98 definitely had an indoor stadium so I must have played that, because it wasn’t on Fifa 99 which I have much clearer memories of playing. But that would have come out when I was like, 3/4 years old so I’m not sure if I actually played it so much as went OOH! at whatever my brother/cousin (because we would have been at my aunt’s to actually have computer games) were doing. Or if we were behind the curve with getting it (also very likely). Definitely played Fifa 99 on my cousin’s computer for many years, also Lego Racers (which heh, I redownloaded earlier in the year as well for the nostalgia kick - no lies it holds up!). I have a lot of nostalgia for late 90s/early 00s video game graphics because of this, and tbh Fifa games probably peaked with 99. 

Favourite game: Honestly I’m so invested in SWTOR so it’s hard not to say that, it’s had the biggest impact on my life like. Open world + Star Wars? the dream. I’m more of a SW fan than a gamer so it was definitely the universe that drew me into it in the first place. Also BOTW because oh my god. And I only got into that once lockdown hit this year but honestly, I cannot say how much I adore it.

Game you’ve played through multiple times: Super super into the Lego games, so Lego Star Wars - to the point we had it on the Xbox, and then I’ve downloaded it on Steam and played through it multiple times on the pc. And I’m a completionist, so that’s like, collecting everything not just going through the story once. Fun story, the prequel games were released before RotS came out so I got the basic outline of the film from that game first oops. Also I’ve played through the Crash Bandicoot GBA games quite a bit too.

Game you hated at first but now you love: Don’t think I have one? Because yeah if I’m hating it right off I’m not gonna stick with it. Which is probs why I’m really fussy about buying games and replay so much stuff instead. I have my comfort zone okay

Game you used to love but now you hate: I spent a lot of hours playing Runescape in my life, and every now and then nostalgia tells me ‘hey log in!’ and within two minutes I realise it is the grindiest game ever. I still have my account from when I was like, 11, though, which is a substantial chunk of my life. Also League of Legends - I joined it because a few friends roped me in and it was great when we could play together but going it alone was pretty brutal because fuck up a tiny bit and boom, toxicity. So then I just played ARAM mode and not SR with others, then just stopped altogether. May be partly why group-finder scares me so much, though also y’know social anxiety in general. But let’s not get into that.

Your favourite game atmosphere/setting(s): BOTW for sure, I can just lose myself in that world forever. The music is fab as well and I’ve been trying to learn a bit of it on guitar, music adds a lot to a game/film/anything for me so yeah. But it’s also visually just so beautiful. There’s a lot of planets in SWTOR as well, Tython, Voss, etc.

Game with the best group/companion(s): I don’t really play a great deal of games where I have companions really so gotta say SWTOR! Smuggler gang is my favourite. Just all out nonsense.

A game with your favourite ending: literally drawing a blank here. I think a lot of things I’ve played have been the type to go on and on. 

A game with the worst ending: as above. maybe I just don’t finish things? That said the final boss fight in I think the second of the Crash trilogy games was super disappointing and didn’t match how insanely hard I found that game. (And I’m talking as an adult hahaha, I got the Switch ones this year). also kinda with you on the end of the agent storyline too, I left that one til last because the internet raved about how good it was but in the end I was...underwhelmed. 

Best character customisation: struggling to actually think of games I’ve played with character customisation as opposed to ones where I’m just given a character/choose from a selection. and it’ll be a real sad indicator if I say SWTOR because I am constantly complaining about the creator. though I do like outfit designer. hmm, pass.

HERO AND COMPANIONS:

Your favourite playable character: does it count if they’re my own? haha. in SWTOR I’d generally say a smuggler because I seem to come up with 5000 different ideas for OCs and playing as a gunslinger is super fun (and I’ve learnt to love scoundrel too!). And then in the Lego games I’d play as Shaak Ti a lot, but that was first because she looked cool though I do think she’s neat generally! But she probably doesn’t count as a video game character. Ooooh Link as well, because I’m getting more and more into Zelda games.

Your favourite companion(s): *cough* Theron. Kira. T7. Risha. Guss. Blizz. Gault. Torian. Felix. Nadia. Vette. Talos. Ugh, loads tbh, I’ll forget them all. *gesticulates generally at SWTOR*

RELATIONSHIPS:

Favourite game friendships: I live for the smuggler crew dynamic, and the BH crew as well. And the Jedi Knight/Kira friendship warms my soul. 

Favourite game relationships: obv I’m super biased but Theron/Knight. Smuggler/Risha. Consular/Felix. BH/Torian. I’ll just list my otps here shall I? SWTOR is the only game I’ve done where there’s been relationships I think. still haven’t finished KOTOR.

Favourite companion banter: smuggler crew probably again. Smuggler just never stops. not sure about between companions though there’s a bit of it with the smug as well.

A relationship you weren’t sure of but loved: I knew going into the Docmance how many people hated it but I really enjoyed it! Suited how my Knight was at that point. 

A character you wish you could romance: Elara with f!Trooper, hoping that becomes more of a thing going forward. Also I wanna kiss Tau. And Anri. Basically I see a cool woman come along and I’m just like...is this a love interest?

FUN:

Shoutout to a random NPC: hey Numen Brock! And Lemda Avesta as the first wlw I got to kiss in game!

A game you love watching playthroughs for and want to play: I don’t really watch playthroughs a great deal so I got nothing here! and when I watch playthroughs they’re normally of games I already know well because I wanna experience them first for myself? So I like watching BOTW challenge/speedrun/trickshot videos and stuff sometimes, and ACNH island tours but that’s because I know the games.

Love watching playthroughs but won’t ever play: as above really, but if I don’t have the intention to play them then I’m almost certainly not watching vids of.

Why do you play video games?: uhhhh. because I enjoy them, but also escapism I guess? like it’s easier to throw myself into another world and focus and fixate on that rather than dealing with the general...stuff. it’s a type of relief sometimes innit. 

anyway if you’ve made it this far down in reading this then consider yourself tagged, because this was a long’un!

[ninth-siren]

SHIPPING INFO

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSE SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG.

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER?:

I love Myde with the three celestial elements Moon sun and stars. Those are my favorite three to pair him with tbh. 

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:

Anything really within reason of course.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?:

Long as their firmly an adult I’m ok with it. I have some issues with characters of a questionable age. If they don’t have an official age and its a toss up if their still a teen or adult I get kind of ehhh. Especially since my Dem/Myde stopped aging at 30 and is much much older than that.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?:

Myde is a giant ass flirt for the most part. If they have chemistry they do and I’m ok with it. I just don’t like forced relationships. Or people shoving onto me the assumption I’m down for the most popular ship with him when I don’t really care for it unless they really jive. But that’s on a muse to muse basis.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NS/FW?:

Soon as things start getting too handsy or clothes come off.

WHO ARE OTHER CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?:

I’ve shipped him with almost literally ever org member and beyond. Some I like more than others. Some I wish I got to do more often. (Like Myde and Even or Myde and Ael.)

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:

If you want some kind of relationship that has a history of already being there well just ask me. We’ll throw around ideas and see if it sounds good. And we can mess around with the idea to see if it works out. I’m a pretty open person.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?:

I love to do ships but I’m perfectly find with platonic relationships. I’m a sucker for Myde being a dad to any of the younger characters.

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:

Naw not really. It if happens it happens.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?:

Absolutely.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:

Gotta say at the moment since its like the only active rp I actually have and its so so good. I’d have to go with the relationship between @gravitasfatum ‘s Xig/Luxu and Myde. There is just so much chemistry there. (I’d like to think its because Corvid and me are close to a degree but the boys just go so well together)

On discord I  also have a pretty active ot3 going with the whole Sun/moon and ocean theme going and I love love it. I don’t get much of those ships here sadly.

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:

poke me, send me memes, flirt with Myde and see what he does. That’s all it takes. I would love to get some threads going.

TAGGED BY: stolen TAGGING: go for it if you like to :D

[atlaslain]

SHIPPING INFO | ABOUT MUN. REPOST DON’T REBLOG

✧ WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE ? i’m absolutely fucking weak for zack/aeris and zack/cloud. stick em together as a poly ship and thats perfect too. i have,,, a LOT of ships i love the idea of for zack but those two in particular are so close to my heart. 

✧ WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING ? uhhh more or less anything? i’m willing to go into toxic relationships so long as they’re plotted. my only solid rule there is that i dont just,,, do angst for angst’s sake. like if we ship, it cant all just be pain and ‘haha what if they broke up’. the pain’s gotta be part of a plot that resolves one way or another, u feel? 

✧ HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE ? ooof im not sure. i generally write zack aged anywhere from teens to 20′s, usually defaulting at au verses where he’s alive and older. he wouldn’t date anyone more than a couple of years younger than him. as for older,,, i do ship with a genesis so we’ll go with that. that’s about as much older as he’d go, and he’d only go for someone like gen when he himself is more mature. 

✧ ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING ?: a bit?? i’m not overly picky, i just like to know our characters work well together and that we work well as writers. i like ships that last. i like rps and partners that stick around. so i don’t tend to totally throw myself into a ship unless i know we’re gonna still both be around to develop it and we can take our time getting into it. 

✧ HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW? we probably all have different definitions of this. i just start putting stuff under a cut and tagging it when it feels nsfw to me. 

✧ WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH ? lemme see. there’s @flamereign ( and our 1000 au’s ) @revolverized @hyperionized @isolov @castholy ( definitely a beautiful romance blossoming there <3 ) @backwaterheroics ( the ultimate example of my fave ships being the ones that stick around a long time ) @ofrhapsodes @sxrtis @breselin ( sort of. in an unrequited sort of way ). then there’s the ones zack’s fond of or experiencing some definite crushes on like @bcnriya and @praestigii and @devilglow and possibly @vaciiviity‘s prompto

✧ DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU ? please yeah! even if it’s just a quick thing in the tags like ‘hey i really like them together’. then i’ll be absolutely down to chat it out, plot a thing or just see where it goes! 

✧ HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP ? i love a good romance. i love love love letting zack be sappy and affectionate. i’ll happily ship as often as the chemistry is there and there’s a good plot to keep it going. 

✧ ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS  ? ship-positive. 

✧ ARE YOU MULTISHIP ? i’m,,, what’s the term for it. i multiship, but i only ship with one version per muse! so zack can have a ton of romantic partners ( poly or in separate verses ) but i generally prefer, for example, to only romantically ship with one cloud or one aeris,,, etc. if that isn’t returned ( i.e if my partner prefers to ship with multiple zacks and not just mine ), then i most likely will not maintain my single-ship with them. does this make sense. i do it if it’s requited. aksdfcfgn. 

✧ WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHIP(S) IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM ? hmmmmmmmm i have. a lot. i guess noctis/prompto is always a fave. i used to write prompto and it just still gets my heart?? but poly chocobros is also beautiful content. i really like aeris/tifa a lot too! 

✧ FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU ?: talk to me! message, talk in tags, whatever makes u comfy. 

tagged by: stole this  tagging: steal this

[shellheadtmarc]

Shipping  info  meme.

Answer  the  following  for  your  muse(s)  so  people  know  how  shipping  works  on  your  blog.

WHAT  IS  YOUR  OTP  FOR  YOUR  CHARACTER ? oh boy uh.  i don't have like a blanket otp necessarily, unless you count like...pepperony, i guess, and 616 and aa stony.  those two i'm weak af for i'll pretty much buckle early on even when i say i'm not gonna do the thing.

WHAT  ARE  YOU  WILLING  TO  WRITE  WHEN  IT  COMES  TO  SHIPPING ? i'm more fond of soft ships for tony.  like he's gotten enough hell in canon, especially 616?  where he's gone through toxic relationship after toxic relationship, be it romantically or with friends.  he's got a warped view of himself in relation to other people, because other people tend to use him for influence or protection or money.  so.  soft things, things where tony actually feels loved and secure in a relationship.  a little angst is good now and then but honestly i'm Tired of having him feel like he's being jerked around, you know?  let him be loved and soft and happy.

HOW  LARGE  DOES  AN  AGE  GAP  HAVE  TO  BE  TO  MAKE  IT  UNCOMFORTABLE ? usually i'm not really here for anything with a partner for tony under the age of 25.  that's really a pretty large gap - mcu or 616 - and maturity is a must because he's typically lacking.  i have one (1) ship that breaks that, where said partner is 22, and in that case he's 1000x more mature, practical, and level-headed than tony is, so it's a special scenario that couldn't be repeated with anyone else unless there were very specific circumstances that happened in that ship itself.

ARE  YOU  SELECTIVE  WHEN  SHIPPING ? i'm pretty selective, yeah.  i'm not really keen on being forced?  into a ship i nor tony wants?  it's happened before so it makes me a little gunshy when certain red flags pop up (goal post moving when i say no to something or say something won't work because of how it would pull tony ooc, etc).  i require some chemistry.  which isn't to say i'm not all for throwing our idiots together to see if they have a spark, that's totally cool, but that spark has to be there for it to be a ship.

HOW  FAR  DO  STEAMY  MOMENTS  HAVE  TO  GO  BEFORE  THEY’RE  CONSIDERED  NSFW ? my take on it is:  if it doesn't show up on syndicated tv in the us, it goes under a cut.  language i tend to tag but not cut, but actual...you know.  sexy times do.  not that...i have ever written actual sexy times on this blog.  the fact that this hasn't happened yet here is a goddamn head-scratcher.

WHO  ARE  OTHER  CHARACTERS  YOU  SHIP  YOUR  CHARACTER  WITH  ? uh...it all depends on chemistry of portrayals but.  i can be down for a few ships with the right combination, i guess.  ironstrange is one.  frostiron is another.  what is the ship name for it, y'all got too many of them, uh...tony/thor?  ironthunder?  if that's not the name it fucking should be.  i can get behind tony/jen in 616, and tony/janet.  616 pepperony is the ship never meant to be but i still pine for it.  ironhusbands is a good one, uh...i can be here for science boyfriends.  if you squint hard at some of the early and newer iron man runs you can see hints of doomtony.  there are a lot i could actually see happen with the right combination of mun and muse.

and as for ships going right now, i've got a small but tasteful selection of canon character ships, ships with crosscanon stuff, and some oc ships.

DOES  ONE  HAVE  TO  ASK  TO  SHIP  WITH  YOU ?   discussion is good!  i prefer that.  i want to see if there's anything there before jumping into it completely.  all you gotta do is hop into these dms and be like "hey i wanna shove these nerds' faces together" and we'll see where it goes.

HOW  OFTEN  DO  YOU  LIKE  TO  SHIP ? it's not my main priority.  full disclosure, when i say ship, from my rp background (livejournal and dreamwidth) i mean a romantic ship.  those aren't the most important things in the world for me.  like i'm here for them, i love them, but it's not the biggest thing ever.  so that's what i mean when i say ship.

otherwise stuff falls under the blanket of the term cr (character relationships), which could be anything from found family, real family, to frenemies and straight up archnemeses with no romantic connotation.

the more you know.

ARE  YOU  SHIP  OBSESSED  OR  SHIP  MORE  -  OR  -  LESS ? less, i'd say.  i like a wide variety of different kinds of relationships.

ARE  YOU  MULTI-SHIP ? always and forever.  i'm up for possible polyships, too.

WHAT  IS  /  ARE  YOUR  FAVOURITE  SHIPS  IN  YOUR  FANDOM(S) ? outside of with tony?  carolrhodey is a big one, they're fucking adorable.  reedsue.  ben and alicia.  doomreed.  pete and mj.  gwen and mj.  gwen and pete.  pete and harry.  i...i have a lot we'd be here all day if i tried to list them all.

HOW  DOES  ONE  SHIP  WITH  YOU ?   hop into the ims, shoot me a message on discord, like a ship call, whatever, and tell me you wanna lock our idiots in a closet together.  that's the easiest way.

TAGGED  BY :  stole it TAGGING :  steal it

[benevolentmaiden]

Shipping Info Meme

Answer the following for your muse so people know how shipping works on your blog.

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER?:

SQUERRA (art courtesy of Bri); I will die for this ship. We’ve had this for... like... so many years. Don’t @ me, bro. Unless you want deets. ON ANOTHER SCALE, I also really love Terra with Edgar. Also please note that I only do Squerra with Bri. It’s the only place that I’m exclusive.

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?

Pretty much anything and everything. I like putting a ship through natural weather and also throwing crap at them that would ruin a man’s soul. I also quite like unrequited things - they’re pretty heart breaking and it makes things interesting.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?

For me? It’s gotta be something super weird and off putting like a 10 year old dating anyone above 13. I tend to like huge age gaps, but only explore those with partners who I’m comfortable with and they are also interested in the concept. I do not fetishize and really hate anyone who pushes that on me. 

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?

I used to not be, but now I am. My muse for Terra can be rather picky and sticks to her regulars, so it takes a bit to get her to explore beyond those boundaries.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NS/FW?

The minute clothes come off, or there’s heavy petting.

WHO ARE OTHER THE CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?

MMmm.... I have kind of a stilted list, but I find the most interesting ships are the most toxic ones. But being a big softie, I also like trying to give Terra as much happy shipping as possible, considering all she goes through regularly.

Anyway, characters. I ship her with Cloud, Firion, Cecil, Sephiroth, Kuja, Jecht, Tidus, Ultimecia, Rinoa, annnnnnd Seifer.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:

Not necessarily, but I prefer the communication. Plus it’s fun to gush. 

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?

I like it a LOT. I’m a hopeless romantic.

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:

Ehhh....... I wanna say ship obsessed, but I have days where I want nothing to do with it. Either way, I will never force a ship.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?

Yes

WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP(S) IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:

Hmmm.... CloudxAerith, ZidanexGarnet, SquallxRinoa/SeiferxRinoa, CecilxRosaxKain, RaslerxAshe, TidusxYuna, ehhhh.... I know I have more, but I already feel a little awkward sharing some of these. Despite that some of these are vanilla compared to my obscure ships.

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:

You @ me, IM me - Just message me. Contact me somewhere. But most importantly of all, make sure our characters have interacted. I don’t like going in blind towards your muse with the intent to ship. For all we know, we have no compatibility.

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shipping meme

What  is  your  OTP  for  your  character?

Kiribaku!!!  I started off bakudeku but in the back of my mind I always thought kiribaku was flawless even though it was blasphemy problematic to think so.  They’re just so cute and wonderful together like Bakugou benefits from Kirishima being the sunshine boy, positive with the social aspects he lacks but can also handle when he gets intense and Kirishima benefits from Bakugou always inspiring him to work hard and do his best plus isn’t phased by his hardassness.  They cover each others weak spots and it completes me AND A CUTE HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP LIKE THAT IS IN NO WAY BORING.

What  are  you  willing  to  write  when  it  comes  to  shipping?

I don’t have any limits cause I know this is fiction and I’m just here to have a fun time.  I guess I hate the idea of planning a ship with someone I haven’t threaded much with to see if there’s chemistry.... but I like exploring even toxic ships if I have the chance.  But like Red, I hate character death memes or anything like that, I will start crying and be very sad cause there’s plenty of ways to do angst without killing a character or like maiming them, like the amputee au’s and stuff make me depressed, even bakugou being fully deaf because of his quirk hurts me, I just hate it when people are hurting on a certain level because of my crazy empathy.

How  large  does  the  age  gap  have  to  be  to  make  it  uncomfortable?

I know this is a #problematic opinion, but firstly age gaps between adults irl or in fiction don’t bother me like a grandma with a 28 year old, that’s not my job to say stop even if I don’t get it.  In real life, if you’re older and trying to get with a teen or kid, you sicken me, get out, but in shipping and writing I don’t see the problem shipping say a 17 year old with a 21 year old because it’s not a real mind at stake of being damaged, it’s a character you’re portraying or making as healthy or unhealthy as you want so if both muns are adults, you’re just having fun doing a ship just like you have fun making a headcanon or doing a really dark murderous verse.  It’s fiction and as long as you understand there’s a power dynamic that comes with that instead of saying it’s a perfect or flawless ship, then yeah.  You just gotta understand how that would legit work and know the consequences of it.  Doesn’t mean I always like it but I’m not going to say HOW DARE YOU EVEN T H I N K OF DOING THAT, I AM A THOUGHT POLICE, like it’s really no problem what you write as long as you’re writing with a fellow adult and portraying things in a non-glorifying way.  Doesn’t mean I’ll do it and I really don’t wanna do any age gap things on this blog but you get my point.

It depends on muses and muns because I don’t believe in set lines we have to follow in fictional writing like I do irl, otherwise we could never plot villain verses or anything like that.  Please soft block me if you can’t handle that so I don’t have to follow you back either <3 Throw me to the wolves if you wish but I’m not going to associate shipping and writing with real pedo tenancies unless you’re shipping 14 year old or younger with each other or an adult cause in that case that’s uncomfortable and concerning, get help.

Are  you  selective  when  shipping?

Nahhh, it just seems like I am because I like working up a lot of chemistry with another muse to make sure they’re on the same wavelength before I feel it and start thinking of it as a ship.  With someone like Kirishima, he’s real easy to ship and can get along with anyone opposed to a character with a more difficult personality.  I try to default all my muses as bi because I am but with all the gay coding, I’d be a fool to ignore it even if I still think a m/f ship could still happen with extreme extreme work and chemistry.

How  far  do  steamy  moments  have  to  go  before  they’re  considered  NSFW?

The moment you start touching the groin parts is where it gets NSFW in my book.  But before that point with like intense makeout and rubbing, I’ll tag things nsfw? just to be safe, if that ever happened.

Who  are  the  other  characters  you  ship  your  character  with?

I came into this fandom thinking Todokiri was cute af, kinda did that a bit with my ex and think they’re very adorable, like a different version of tod/odeku and I think Kiri would do that boy right, we also did shinkiri for a very brief time AND I HIGHLY LOVED THAT.  Uhhh... but some crack ships that might be cute are him with sero or tokoyami... shoji... tetsu and sen too, those boys need more lovin. 

Does  one  have  to  ask  to  ship  with  you?

Nope, normally I’m pretty transparent if my muse is starting to develop feelings and if that isn’t obvious enough it’ll be in the tags me giving that extra insight.  I like working up to that point instead of just chatting ooc asking each other how the ship would work out and stuff, I’d rather experience it is what I mean.  If I feel like it’s not consensual though and one sided crushes make anyone uncomfy, I’ll stop straight away, just reply and in the tags go ‘nah man’ and it’s fine.  But yeah, to me ships can be obvious coming so no need to specifically ask me about it.

How  often  do  you  like  to  ship?

I loooove shipping but I prefer the work it takes to even get to that point is what I figure.  I like development threads, and if they lead to ships, AWESOME!  And if not, that’s cool too!  It really just depends on the ic and ooc chemistry.  

Are  you  ship  obsessed  or  ship  more-or-less?

A little more on the obsessed side, which is funny because I’VE ONLY DONE KIRIBAKU.... I think it’s cause most of the fandom dodges me for being problematic, not that I don’t block their intolerant asses anyhow. Sorry if you came here expecting me to be mainstream...

Are  you  multi-ship?

Yes, I like being multiship cause it gives me a chance to explore different dynamics and that’s a ton of fun for me.  I used to want one ship per character but.... the first baku I ever loved already had a kiri so I had to throw that out the window.  DON’T REGRET IT THOUGH BECAUSE I MET ANOTHER FANTASTIC BAKU TOO, U KNOW WHO U ARE.

What  are  your  favorite  ships  in  your  current  fandom?

Kiribaku obvsly, momojirou is super cute.... deku x not being totally op due to bad writing is a great ship.  Being in the fandom has given me a lot more notp’s than otp’s lolol....

Finally,  how  does  one  ship  with  you?

Just subtle hinting as we thread leads to maybe a few fluffy memes or if you want a darker ship then we can develop an AU, it’s really not too hard cause denying a ship is very unlikely to happen unless the chemistry in our threads is too weak or if I just don’t see two characters as a thing for one reason or another.

Tagged by: @explosivevictory Tagging: NO TAGS, I FEEL PROBLEMATIC

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ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSE SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG. REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.

TAGGED BY: @class-a-clarinetist 

TAGGING: Anyone who wants to do it I guess

WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE? 

Uhhh... I don’t really wanna pick an ‘OTP’, but I think it’s pretty obvious at this point that I absolutely love Ranmaru and Camus. Their dynamics are just waaay too interesting for me. Of course, that doesn’t take away from any of the other ships I have.

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?

Most things, I suppose. I like angsty scenarios, cute scenarios, romantic scenarios... honestly, throw anything at me. Of course, I’m kinda iffy on things like polyamory and cheating, but that’s because I don’t think Ranmaru would want anything to do with either of those. He even stated in a Q&A that if his partner cheated on him he’d just leave.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?

Age gaps for me are kinda of a weird spot. While I understand that STARISH is technically legal by now, I just can’t see Ranmaru dating any of them? Though I guess that’s probably more because of chemistry issues rather than their age.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?

Yes, but I guess you can convince me if our muses click. Like, I wasn’t too keen on Ranmaru ever getting together with Ringo at first, but now I can see it kinda work due to recent happenings. So yeah, it’s entirely possible for me to change my opinion.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW?

The moment clothes are taken off/genitals start getting involved? It depends on the situation, but that’s my general criteria.

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?

Reiji, Haruka and Ringo. Everyone else, I’d probably have to be convinced. It also doesn’t help that I barely get to interact with some STARISH members, probably.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?

I dunno? Sometimes the person can ask or I might ask, or it can just happen because we go ‘oh hey they look cute together I ship them’. It really depends on how their relationship goes, I suppose.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?

‘How often’? I don’t even know how to answer this question. As often as I feel like the ship might work? My blog is relatively new still so I suppose not too often for now. We’ll see how things go.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?

Yeah. And of course they’re all in their own different verses because Ranmaru is like, the least likely person to cheat, ever. 

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?

If only you guys saw how much I talk about my ships with people... I’m so freaking obsessed I swear to god. Especially with how often I go hunting for fan art of the ship in question. Sometimes I feel like I gotta slow down lol

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?

All ships deserve love so I’m not gonna pick a favorite. The drama between Camus and Ringo was really something though, and even more when Ranmaru ended up involved. Camus really needed a good punch to the face.

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?

Try to get me to feel comfortable with the idea of that person with Ranmaru, try to show that they have some chemistry. It probably won’t take too much with how easily convinced I am.

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SHIPPING INFO !! answer the following for your muse so people know how shipping works on your blog.

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER(S)?: 

He’s had one interaction in canon. OTPs aren’t something I can think of but... I am enjoying that sweet Kinjou x Haru shit.

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:

Fluffy shit. The angsty shit. Screaming, kicking and crying - literally anything under the shipping sun is great!

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?: 

I ain’t about shipping with characters that are minors. That’s a big no. For older relationships... probably characters ten plus years.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?:

I am throwing this boy’s ass out for the world to take.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NS/FW?: 

I think NS/FW when there’s touching going towards that but I tag when there’s suggestive speech as well. Gotta keep y’all safe when scrolling in public.

WHO ARE THE CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER(S) WITH?:

To be really honest, I don’t have an actual ship feel for him but I’d be okay with shipping him with... pretty much anyone. Albert would be pretty cool considering they’re both on top of their game. Or someone as dynamic and strong as Rin.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:

You can just open up a thread and I’ll follow along - just at least tell in the tags or in messages that you want it to go in the ship way. A bit chaotic that way I guess but I love throwing my characters in wherever.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?:

No preference. But it just seems to happen a lot.

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE - OR - LESS?:

Shipping is just sort an ‘extension of the character relations’ to me, so I don’t ship so hard.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?:

Why not! I don’t ship much but I’m open to it.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:

Apart from Kinjou being with anyone, I really do have a soft spot for RinHaruMako

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:

Grab my bastard of a character by the balls if you want. 

My inbox is always open! And I’m always keeping an eye on these notes.

Tagged by: @freestyleharu​

Tagging: Anyone who’d like to do this!

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SHIPPING INFO     //   ANSWER  THE  FOLLOWING  FOR   YOUR  MUSE(S)  SO  PEOPLE KNOW  HOW  SHIPPING  WORKS  ON  YOUR  BLOG.   REPOST.   DON’T REBLOG.

1. WHAT’S  YOUR  OTP  FOR  YOUR  MUSE?: Right now I have two! That being with @fastestboyalive with their Teen Titans Wally West (Kid Flash). And @ofgil from from one of my favorite FF games - FINAL FANTASY IX / Alleyway Jack (Gilgamesh). 

2.   WHAT  ARE  YOU  WILLING  TO  RP  WHEN  IT  COMES  TO  SHIPPING?: I’m up for anything and everything. Though cheating type of threads are seriously triggering to me. Other than that, I’m all about throwing my muse into the fiery hells of angst, sadness, death, and despair. I’m definitely up for fluff, as well. ^^

3.  HOW  LARGE  DOES  THE  AGE  GAP  HAVE  TO  BE  TO  MAKE  IT  UNCOMFORTABLE?: Anything under the legal age of 18. Just. No pls.

4.   ARE  YOU  SELECTIVE  WHEN  SHIPPING? : Very much so. I intend to ship with someone who contributes into the ship as much as I try to. Some people just ship for the sake of shipping, however I’m all for chemistry.

5. HOW  FAR  DO  STEAMY  MOMENTS  HAVE  TO  GO  BEFORE  THEY’RE  CONSIDERED  NSFW?: Uhhh. Lmao. Honestly, almost anything Blackfire does is nsfw. When it comes to nudity though, that’s when all that goes under a RM.

6.   WHO  ARE  OTHER  MUSES  YOU  SHIP  YOUR  MUSE  WITH? : Eh. Can’t really say muses right now due to lack thereof in the fandom. But there’s always J.e.r.o.m.e  V.a.l.e.s.k.a. I will forever worship this ship even if I am the only one who will ever ship it. And nerd J.e.r.e.m.i.a.h  V.a.l.e.s.k.a. for the sole reason he could potentially tame Blackfire.

There’s also yj Wally West. Though its a shame there are not many around. ;_;

Connor from Detroit: Become Human because. Fuck. I know he could make Blackfire a better person simply because he’s a good boy---android...puppy. Plus he can adapt to her crazy mood swings and calm her down by simply downloading the information how.

Hell. I even ship Blackfire with 2D from the Gorillaz. Mostly because he...would let her do whatever she wants because he'd likely be...quite frightened of her. He’s a timid sweet boi, too. So. Ya.

7. DOES  ONE  HAVE  TO  ASK  TO  SHIP  WITH  YOU? : Yes because my dumb ass doesn’t know how to take a hint. You literally gotta spell it out for me otherwise I’ll fall through the cracks and do perhaps the opposite of what you want. xD

8.   HOW  OFTEN  DO  YOU  LIKE  TO  SHIP? : Eh. It comes when it comes. Not top priority or anything. Blackfire’s main goal is to ruin another muse’s day. Shipping, by default, hasn’t even accumulated as a thought.

9.   ARE  YOU  SHIP  OBSESSED  OR  SHIP  MORE - OR - LESS? : Hm. I’m ship obsessed WITH my ship partners. I’d want to talk about the ship all the time. ASDFGHJKL But as a whole? Eh. It comes when it comes.

10.   ARE  YOU  MULTISHIP? : Absolutely!

11.  WHAT  IS  ( ARE )  YOUR  FAVORITE  SHIP  (S)  IN  YOUR  CURRENT  FANDOM? ....RobStar. I would die for that ship. They were a match made in heaven!

12.   FINALLY,  HOW  DOES  ONE  SHIP  WITH  YOU? : Uhhh. Chemistry. I don’t make the choices. I let Blackfire do it simply because...she controls everything on this blog. -Bangs head on table.-

tagged by: @simplyandsanely // Tysm! ♥ tagging: Anyone who hasn’t done this yet. ^^

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Because I haven’t seen one yet, here is a masterlist of lyrics from Taylor Swift’s sixth album, reputation. You can use them as starters, memes, character tags, otp/brotp tags, thread titles, verse titles, blog titles etc. Anything in parentheses I feel like you can omit, usually for pronouns or length, but you can do whatever you want. If you find this useful, please give it a like or reblog!

Trigger warnings for: allusions to drug use/getting high

...Ready for it?

I know I’m gonna be with you I see nothing better, I keep him/her/them forever Let the games begin Lights down low No one has to know Touch me and you’ll never be alone You should see the things we do

End Game

And I heard about you And you heard about me Drinking on the beach with you all over me I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put them I can't let you go, your hand prints on my soul I don’t wanna hurt you I don’t wanna miss you I don't wanna be just another ex-love (you don’t wanna see) I got a bad (boy/girl) persona, (that’s what they like) I got issues and chips on both of my shoulders I got some big enemies I gotta reputation (girl/boy) that don’t precede me I swear I don’t love the drama (it loves me) I wanna be your end game I’m one call away whenever you need me I've made mistakes and made some choices, that's hard to deny It's like your eyes are liquor, it's like your body is gold Reputation precedes me (they told you I’m crazy) The truth is, it's easier to ignore it We tried to forget it, but we just couldn't With four words on the tip of my tongue You and me, we got big reputations You and me would be a big conversation You like the bad ones too You hold me down and I protect you with my life You've been calling my bluff on all my usual tricks

I Did Something Bad

Crimson red paint on my lips Don’t throw away a good thing For every like I tell them/him/her, they/he/she tells me three Go ahead and light me up I can feel the flames on my skin I don't regret it one bit, 'cause he/she/they had it coming I let him/her/them think they saved me I never trust a narcissist (but they love me) I never trust a playboy (but they love me) If a man/woman/person/someone talks shit, then I owe him/her/them nothing If he/she/they drop my name then I owe him/her/them nothing If he/she/they spends my change then I owe he/she/they had it coming   Most fun I ever had (and I would do it over again if I could) Now all he/she/they think about is me They got their pitchforks and proof, receipts and reasons They said I did something bad (but why’s/why does it feel so good?) They’re burning all the witches, even if you aren’t one This is how the world works (you gotta leave before you get left) Why’s/Why does it feel so good? You gotta leave before you get left

Don’t Blame Me

Don’t blame me, love made me crazy (if it isn’t you ain’t doing it right) Echoes of your name in my mind For you, I would cross the line (For you,) I would fall from grace (just to touch your face) For you, I would lose my mind For you, I would waste my time I get so high every time you’re loving me I get so high every time you’re touching me I once was poison ivy, but now I'm your daisy If you walk away, I'd beg you on my knees to stay I'm insane, but I'm your baby I’m just gonna call you mine I’ve been breaking hearts a long time I’ve been toying with them older (guys/girls/people) Lord save me, my drug is my baby (that I be using for the rest of my life) My name is whatever you decide They say she’s/he’s/they’ve gone too far this time Something happened for the first time (in the darkest little paradise)

Delicate

Come here, you can meet me in the back Do the girls/boys/people back home touch you like I do?   I don’t wanna share I know that it’s delicate I pretend your mine all the damn time Is it chill that you’re in my head? Is it cool that I said all that? Is it too soon to do this yet? Just think of the fun things we could do Long night, with your hands up in my hair, (echoes of your footsteps on the stairs) My reputation has never been worse so, you must like me for me Oh damn, never seen that color blue Sometimes I wonder when you sleep, are you dreaming of me? Sometimes when I look into your eyes, I pretend you’re mine (all the damn time) Stay here honey, I don’t wanna share This ain’t for the best We can’t make any promises now can we babe? (but you can make me a drink)

Look What You Made Me Do

All I think about is karma (Honey,) I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time I don’t like how you laugh when you lie I don’t like you little games I don’t like your perfect crime I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined Look what you made me do Maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours The world moves on, another day, another drama You said the gun was mine Your kingdom keys once belonged to me

So It Goes

All eyes on us But, honestly, baby, who's counting? But when I get you alone, it's so simple Get caught up in the moment (lipstick on your face) Gold cage, hostage to my feelings I do bad things to you I did a number on you I know what you know I make all your grey days clear I'm so chill, but you make me jealous I’m tripping when you’re gone I’m yours to keep I’m yours to lose Met you in a bar Our pieces fall, right into place So it goes… You know I’m not a bad girl/boy/person You make everyone disappear We break down a little We can feel it You did a number on me When you get me alone, it’s so simple

Gorgeous

He's/She’s/They’re in the club doing, I don't know what Ocean blue eyes looking in mine I feel like I might sink and drown and die I got a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner, he's/she’s/their older than us If you’re single, that’s honestly worse If you've got a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner, I'm jealous of her/him/them I'm so furious at you for making me feel this way (but what can I say?) There's nothing I hate more than what I can't have You are so gorgeous it makes me so mad You make me so happy, it turns back to sad You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk You should take it as a compliment that I'm talking to everyone here but you (but you, but you) You're so cool, it makes me hate you so much You're so gorgeous, I can't say anything to your face You're so gorgeous it actually hurts You've ruined my life, by not being mine

Getaway Car

A circus ain't a love story And now we’re both sorry (we're both sorry) Don't pretend it's such a mystery He/She/They poisoned the well, I was lying to myself He/She/They was the best of times, the worst of crimes I didn’t mean it and you didn’t see it I knew it from the first Old Fashioned, we were cursed I left you in a motel bar, put the money in a bag and I stole the keys I struck a match and blew your mind I wanted to leave him/her/them, but I needed a reason It was the great escape, the prison break I'm in a getaway car It's no surprise I turned you in, because us traitors never win Nothing good starts in a getaway car That was the last time you ever saw me The ties were black, the lies were white There were sirens in the beat of your heart Think about the place where you first met me Shades of grey in candlelight Should've known I'd be the first to leave We never had a shotgun shot in the dark We were flying, but we'd never get far X marks the spot, where we fell apart You were driving the getaway car We were flying, but we'd never get far We were jetset, Bonnie and Clyde, until I switched to the other side While he/she/they was/were running after us, I was screamin', "go, go, go!" With three of us, honey, it's a sideshow

King of My Heart

All the boys/girls/people and their expensive cars, (with their Range Rovers and their Jaguars), never took me quite where you do And all at once, you're all I want I'll never let you go And all at once, you are the one I have been waiting for   Baby, all at once, this is enough I made up my mind, I'm better off being alone Is the end of all the endings? I'm perfectly fine, I live on my own King/Queen/Ruler of my heart, body and soul The taste of your lips is my idea of luxury Up on the roof with a school girl/boy/kid crush, drinking beer out of plastic cups You move to me like a Motown beat You try on calling me baby, like trying on clothes Your love is a secret I'm hoping, dreaming, dying to keep

Dancing With Our Hands Tied

Baby can we dance (through an avalanche)? But we were dancing with our hands tied Darling, you had turned my bed into a sacred oasis Deep blue, but you painted me golden First sight, we love without reason I could've spent forever with your hands in my pockets I had a bad feeling I knew there was no one in the world who could take it I loved you in secret I loved you in spite of deep fears that the world would divide us I'd hold you as the water rushes in, if I could dance with you again I'd kiss you as the lights went out, (swaying as the room burned down) I’m a mess (but I’m the mess that you wanted) My love had been frozen Twenty-five years old, how were you to know? You said there was nothing in the world that could stop it People started talking, putting us through our paces Picture of your face in an invisible locket We were dancing like it was the first time

Dress

All of this silence and patience, pining and anticipation All of this silence and patience, pining and desperately waiting Carve your name into my bedpost Even in my worst lies, you saw the truth in me Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me Everyone thinks that they know us Flashback to my mistakes, my rebounds, my earthquakes Flashback when you met me I don’t want you like a best friend I only bought this dress so you could take if off I woke up just in time If I get burned, at least we were electrified Inescapable, I'm not even gonna try Made your mark on me, a golden tattoo My hands are shaking from all this My hands are shaking from holding back from you My hands shake, I can't explain this My one and only, my lifeline Now I wake up by your side Our secret moments in a crowded room Say my name and everything just stops They got no idea about me and you There is an indentation in the shape of you You kiss my face and we're both drunk

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me? Everyone swimming in a champagne sea Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year Forgiveness is a nice thing to do Friends don't try to trick you Here's a toast to my real friends, they don't care about the he-said-she-said Here's to my baby, he/she/they ain't reading what they call me lately Here's to my momma, had to listen to all this drama I can’t even say it with a straight face I took an axe to a mended fence It was so nice being friends again It was so nice throwing big parties I'm not the only friend you've lost lately, if only you weren't so shady I'm shaking my head and locking the gates Jump into the pool from the balcony So why'd you have to rain on my parade? There I was, giving you a second chance There are no rules when you show up here This is why we can't have nice things, (darling/honey) You stabbed in the back while shaking my hand

Call It What You Want

All my flowers grew back as thorns, windows boarded up after the storm All the drama queens taking swings All the liars are calling me one, nobody's heard from me for months All the jokers dressing up as kings Bridges burn, I never learn, at least I did one thing right Call it what you want, (call it what you want to) I brought a knife to a gunfight I did one thing right I know I make the same mistakes every time I want to wear his/her/their initial on a chain round my neck It fades to nothing when I look at him I'm doing better than I ever was I'm laughing with my lover, making forts under covers He/She/They built a fire just to keep me warm (He/She/They) love(s) me like I'm brand new My baby's fit like a daydream My castle crumbled overnight They took the crown, but it's alright (Slowly I said,) "You don't need to save me, but would you run away with me?" Starry eyes sparking up my darkest night

New Year’s Day

Candle wax and Polaroids on the hardwood floor Don’t read the last page Hold on to the memories, they will hold on to you I can tell that it's going to be a long road I stay when it's hard or it’s wrong or you’re making mistakes I stay when you're lost and I'm scared and you’re turning away I want your midnights I will hold onto you I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day I’ll be there if you strike out and you're crawling home I'll be there if you're the toast of the town Please don't ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere There's glitter on the floor after the party, girls carrying their shoes down in the lobby You squeeze my hand three times in the back of the taxi

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shipping info  //  answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog. repost.  don’t reblog.

stolen from @savedpeople

what’s your otp for your muse?:  

I don’t really have one? I mean, there are most definitely characters that I believe Rick has some incredibly chemistry with (Michonne, Negan, Daryl, etc.) but, I’m open to new ideas. 

what are you willing to rp when it comes to shipping?:   

I am willing to do most things. As long as your character is of age I’m pretty open to try almost anything. I mean, certain types of relationships are more intense than others and boundaries need to be talked about/set, but as long as both parties are cool with it I don’t mind.

how large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?:  

Uhm, as long as the character is of age. I mean, don’t age them up just to try to ship with me, that makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

are you selective when shipping?: 

Yes. I really love building a relationship and exploring it before just throwing our characters into something. I like chemistry and building a bond.

Rick is a bit closed off, so don’t get discouraged! He’s honestly just an old grump.

how far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered nsfw?:    

Just to be polite, I tend to start tagging nsfw when thing’s seem like they’re heading into that direction (i can usually tell?? i think??). I don’t wanna make anyone uncomfortable with it all over their dash.

who are other muses you ship your muse with?:  

 I mean I named a few, but I have a pretty open mind. If it works with Rick it’ll work with me. As I said, as long as the character is of age you can try.

does one have to ask to ship with you?:    

Nope! You can try to get close to Rick, you don’t need to ask my permission. I mean, of course don’t go just...crawling all over him, but go ahead and shoot your shot. See what happens.

how often do you like to ship?:  

I mean...if it happens, it happens I guess? I’m not out here actively seeking it.

are you multiship?:

absolutely

are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?:      

More-or-less. If it happens, it happens. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t.

what is your favorite ship in your current fandom?:  

Rick/Happiness

finally, how does one ship with you?:     

 Just rp with me, my dude. Hit me up. There are no standards you gotta live up to or anything.