#leon the long suffering

[gyrhs]

at the training grounds...

[tiredcowboyy]

I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.

Like it stared w lance early on being like

Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other

Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-

But then ended up as

Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-

Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while

Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?

Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.

Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here

[weaponizedducks]

imagine what the ealdor villagers must have thought of merlin. when he lived there they thought he was a bit odd, probably accident prone, on the outside, bit of a funny guy. he had exactly one friend. all of a sudden he leaves to go to fucking camelot of all places. why? stfu we don't need a why. they think nothing of it and forget about him.

IMAGINE THEIR REACTION WHEN HE RANDOMLY SHOWS UP WITH THE FUCKING PRINCE OF CAMELOT, THEIR ENEMY, FOLLOWING HIM LIKE A LOST PUPPY. I WOULD BE SHOCKED OUT OF MY FUCKING SKIN IF A LITTLE WEIRDO REAPPEARED HAVING BAGGED A PRINCE. NO WONDER WILL WAS SUSPICIOUS. WHY IS AN ENEMY PRINCE HERE. WHY IS HE HARDCORE FLIRTING WITH MY BESTIE. WHY IS HE SO WHIPPED.

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Arthur: *tapping on the table during a council meeting*

Merlin: *tapping back while rolling his eyes*

Councillor: What are they doing?

Leon: Morse code. We needed some way to get through these meetings without one of them getting mad and yelling at the other.

Councillor: Isn’t that one just a servant?

Leon: *about to put his head through a table*

Arthur: *stops mid tap and glares* You take that back you fossilised fuck! Actually, stand up, you’re off the council. Merlin, sit down. Even your idiocy doesn’t come close to his.

Leon: You and Merlin still need to argue in morse code, even if he’s got a seat.

Merlin: Yes, Leon.

Arthur: Yes, Leon.

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

They’re all at Tesco’s at the same time

[roomsofmyheart]

I just thought I’d share this gem of a tweet I found while searching for HD Merlin screencaps

[achillesuwu]

Some day I will stop getting ideas in the middle of fic that are UNFUCKING RELATED TO THE IDEA WHY—

ANYWAY

Au where Merlin left (magic reveal under Uther reign for exemple) but then years later he comes back (for whatever reason) and (crack no angst) Merthur get to be batshit insane about each other like before but like… People of Camelot :

1. Kinda forgot about that Manservant Arthur had long ago

2. They totally forgot how much Merthur… well act like merthur lol

3. Some weren’t even in camelot when they met

So it’s just like

Arthur, the king, *screaming in the corridor*: MERLIN

Servant number 1 : ???

Arthur : WHERE IS THAT DOLLEPHEAD ? MERLIN !

Merlin from the other side of the castle using magic : FUCK OFF YOU PRAT I’M SLEEPING

The whole castle : ?!??

Arthur : GET YOUR ASS HERE

Leon : ah. Nostalgia

Merthur : *screaming at each other*

Knight 7 : isn’t this treason

Leon : nan That’s just Merlin

[daisymintt]

Leon: How does he do that?

Arthur: He's Merlin.

[quinnoliver]

Merlin: I can't believe I got drunk last night. What did I do?

Gwaine: don't worry Merls, we had fun.

Merlin: what fun?

Gwaine: you tried to flirt with Leon

Merlin: I what

Leon: sire, there's nothing going on between us.

Arthur: oh you say so? Then why did Merlin choose you to flirt with?

Leon: He flirts with everyone when he's drunk, sire! If anything, Gwaine practically makes out with him sometimes! ....wait, why do you care who Merlin flirts with, my lord?

Arthur: I just don't like him behaving inappropriately as my servant! Now tell me more about Gwaine making out with Merlin.

Leon: ....

[gyrhs]

I did this piece back in march for @excaliburzine, and as this looks kind of holiday themed I'm just posting this until now :D (the step by step is available for my patrons, and you can go and suppot me too at patreon.com/_gyrhs ).

[pyrthcamelot]

I don't know if the problem is with the internet network or the website. It just keeps stuttering and the screen always freezes at the funniest moment.

I mean I know they are fighting for their lifes but still 😂

"I am trying to flirt. Am I doing it right? Does it work? Does it?"

✨ finger ✨

How DARE he be so beautiful?? 😭

disappointed husbands

just look at his face haha

[weaponizedducks]

au where arthur returns. rises out of the lake. and people just think he's jesus. he's all over the news as the second coming of christ. his ego's at an all time high. he's so fucking confused. he goes on the graham norton show and graham norton introduces him as jesus.

merlin has no idea about any of this until he sees arthur on the news and goes batshit

[justaz]

lancelot and leon share the braincell. they occasionally give it to the others and let them take turns using it. elyan gets it most often, merlin gets it second often. percival gets it here and there but doesn’t know what to do with it so leon and lancelot only give it to him on slow days and when they’re bored and wanna have fun. arthur only gets it when merlin isn’t around bc if merlin is around then his mere presence is enough to cancel it out. gwaine refuses to take it.

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Arthur: On a scale of Leon to Lancelot, how impulsive are you feeling right now?

Merlin: *thinking*

Lancelot: I commit identity fraud one time, and suddenly I’m the bad example?

Gwaine: Sorry, you did what?!

Arthur: Would you like a list of the crimes you committed while keeping Merlin’s magic a secret?

Lancelot: …

Merlin: It’s not his fault!

Arthur: And the original question, Merlin?

Merlin: … Lancelot…

Lancelot: Merlin!

Merlin: Sorry.

Arthur: There’s my point. Someone go get Leon to keep an eye on him.

Merlin: I don’t need a babysitter!

Lancelot: I’ll keep Merlin out of trouble, sire.

Merlin: Lancelot can do it.

Arthur: No! The point is to keep you both from being stupid and impulsive!

Gwaine: I am learning so much today.

[gaiussleechtank]

Head cannon that Gwaine and Leon are at each others throats most of the time with Gwaine being too care free and up to illegal activities and Leon being to much a nagging rule abider.

But when it comes to gossip? Those two are the pair that comes the closest to Merlin and Gwen’s level of bitchy boiling hot tea.

[peachy-keen22]

Guys, you know when Arthur and the others rise again Merlín is just going to make them watch Horrible Histories instead of actually explaining everything.