#grass-blade

[hellenhighwater]

I'm out here on a blanket so malice can Touch Grass or whatever and I gotta say

She sucks at this.

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

and once again I have drawn a tiny four

[hedgehog-moss]

Various ways in which I have underestimated my chickens (callout post to myself):

cognitive abilities (memory): I dropped some pasta while making a salad earlier and Louise was nearby so I opened the door and invited her into the kitchen to come clean up. At first she just meandered round the room glaring suspiciously at furniture because she's unfamiliar with the inside of my house, then I helped her locate the pasta and she pounced, but before she could eat all of them Morille came zooming across the room with Pandolf zooming behind her, which freaked out the hen who noisily flew-ran out of the room. She stayed away long enough that when I called her inside again I expected her to have forgotten all about the pasta, and that I would have to show it to her again, but instead she went straight for it, resolutely, having clearly kept this important goal in a corner of her teeny tiny mind this whole time.

hunting abilities: before getting chickens I didn't realise they actually hunted? (sometimes.) I pictured their search for food as quiet foraging, busily scratching the dirt for worms, but a) hens are never quiet they're always chattering to each other so already that part was wrong; b) when they find a worthy prey they hunt it with the fierce determination of a mountain lion. I once saw Dru chasing a grasshopper across half the pasture, running at full chicken speed and sometimes boosting herself with her wings Mario kart-style while the grasshopper desperately hopped for its life, until eventually she pounced with her beak wide open and managed to catch it mid-jump. With an action movie soundtrack this scene would have been every bit as intense and gripping as a cheetah hunting a gazelle in a wildlife documentary.

social abilities (empathy): one time Cordélia had a little bit of grass stuck in her eye and she kept rubbing her head with her claw to try and dislodge it unsuccessfully, and then she seemingly asked Dru for help, placing her face very close to the other hen's face like "see that stupid twig?" and Dru removed it with her beak. Again that's not something I would have expected from a hen... they're very disloyal creatures, so it was fascinating to see. They would stab their grandma for a dusty rigatoni but leaving a friend with something stuck in her eye is apparently a level of antisocial even chickens won't cross.

social abilities pt.2 (romantic sensibility): sometimes when the night sky is clear and you can see the Milky Way, instead of tucking themselves in at sundown like they usually do, they'll fly to the roof of their coop and sit there for a little while to watch the stars together. Okay this one may be a tiny bit less scientific an observation than the others but I don't have an explanation for this behaviour; I've never noticed anything wrong with their coop on these particular nights, the door is open, they can go in—and the girls don't seem stressed at all, if anything they look like they're having a nice peaceful moment and I feel bad for bothering them.

[awesomegena]

their biblically accurate first interaction

[philomena-famulok]

©Philomena Famulok

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[doomed2repeat]

Colin canonically being the brother who smuggled hallucinogenic drugs into England but Benedict being the one to get the druggie reputation in modern au fan fic is hilarious. Colin really can get away with murder.

He’s always a travel journalist or something in fanfics, where he’s doing a responsible job it’s just disrespected and not considered grown up or settled by his family. But if you truly wanted to replicate his energy Colin would not be a travel writer/influencer/blogger yet, he’d just be traveling aimlessly and getting high on local drugs and possibly getting caught holding something for a friend. Like…my baby boy Chaos Colin would be caught at international customs with a bag of something and getting bailed out of jail. 🤣

This is just Colin straight up being a bad influence.

[veryaren]

netease is fast but im faster

[etradio]

This chapter kinda messed me up.

Mostly because we got to see Mon-Chan again.

And then we lost Mon-Chan again….

[chowbaw]

Lyn's desire ♡

[mortal-kombat-1]

[donutdraws]

“You are Orym.” 🌱💚🗡️

The way this scene had me CRYING yall :") Orym deserves the entire world.

[ciearcab]

four years of candle runs and i’m still broke every time a new spirit arrives

[adzy-drawz]

wow what a peaceful day! sure hope the scary teeth man doesnt come and jumpscare them or anything haha that would be crazy

alternate version without caines shadow

[mspaintbladie]

bladoodle of grass

[meadow-art]

I dislike the recent changes in fandom culture so much. Like, why do the newer fans need everything to be either black or white? If i want to ship these two characters who tried to kill each other multiple times, then why can't i? Yes i am aware they are toxic as fuck and that is exactly why i need to ship them. similarly, If i wanna be a fan of this insane, batshit crazy character who is an obvious criminal , then i am a fan of this batshit crazy criminal bro, i dont need to defend their actions? i don't need them to be either black or white? I signed up for moral ambiguity here, not to justify them committing atrocities smh

[sleepsucks]