#groot is a jedi master (and rocket the raccoon is a force sensitive) au

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"What's the silliest way to make these fandom so collide?" Oh wait I got it - that eldritch 12th peak lord ran away to earth to become a cultivator because they were dating Obi Wan and got really upset when they broke up... And they broke up because Obi Wan kissed Jinwoo while undercover.... In Westeros

And in the background, Liu Qingge is trying to find Shen Jiu's real biological parents, Luo Binghe is swanning around in the Endless Abyss after retrieving Xin Mo the sword that was once known as the Dark Saber (and was also once Shen Jiu's ex-boyfriend), the Jedi Order is trying to figure out whether Jinwoo is the physical manifestation of the Force while Jinwoo is delivering presents to all of Obi Wan's children yellow minion troopers like he's Santa Claus (except the new couple discovers all the clone have been stolen by Hibari).

Gaara is taking over Tatooine, Orochimaru has taken over Sheev's body, a new Sith (named Wei Wuxian) has been spotted by the legendary Jedi Groot, and Yue Qingyuan still remains locked up in a little black house by Shen Jiu.

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I am Groot. I am Groot. I AM GROOT!

Meet the newest Jedi Master, Master Groot. Although to non-Force sensitives, it seems impossible to communicate this him, a walking talking tree who's vocabulary is limited to pretty much three words, Groot is actually a very chatty communicator via the Force. And yes, that's how he teaches his classes of Initiates.

Why yes, I am implying that Rocket the raccoon is a force sensitive. He just refuses to go for that Jedi title since he likes misusing his Force abilities. Naturally hehe.

[check out other fic ideas in the #made up fic title ask game]

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Masterpost [July 2022 ideas 2/2]

July 2022

#made up fic title ask game

shen yuan and luo binghe are aizawa’s adoptive parents au

Tom Riddle's new aim is not to become lord voldemort but sung jinwoo's trophy husband au

pidw AU set in disney descendants' world

hiruzen and danzo get dumped into bnha after the kyuubi attack au

the au where meng yao is actually lao nie's bastard but no one questions meng yao's parentage until the sworn brotherhood ceremony

beru needs reading glasses au | the shadow summons become luxury brand models au

sung jinwoo the e ranked babysitter au - why be a hunter if you can be a babysitter? it's far safer

female wei wuxian uses her period blood (since it's just blood) to draw talisman but that provokes greater backlash au

married couple shen yuan and luo binghe get a vacation home in the imperial capital to get away from sect and demon politics au

the Jin Zixun x Jiang Yanli fic idea no one asked for au

sung jinwoo accidentally running into variety shows being filmed on the streets au

sung jinwoo being a dirty little gremlin and getting away with it thanks to his shadow monarch abilities au

12 year old tsuna thinks that his intuition is a sign of madness and decides to go full on clown insanity as a result au

in which Shen Yuan and og!shang qinghua have to share one body together because the system messed up shen yuan's transmigration au

thomas andre x sung jinwoo au

lan qiren x jin guanyao au where meng yao befriended lan xichen for the sole purpose of seducing lan qiren

sung jinwoo learns that there are many minor monarchs and rulers out in the world... au

svsss but as cowboys in the wild west edition au

groot gives birth to a baby groot au - nope this isn’t baby groot since this isn’t from a cutting, rather groot somehow has a seed pod that pops out a little tree??

in which commander fox accidentally goes viral and becomes a holonet star au

a snapshot into bnha future of deku the future no 1 hero au

groot is a jedi master (and rocket the raccoon is a force sensitive) au

ned stark walks into his father fucking tywin lannister au

nie mingjue x liu qingge au

aizen is a fuckboi who doesn't date shinigami to hide his sordid dating history au

Tsuna sawada runs into james bond while he’s in Italy AU

a brief bit of wei wuxian x aizawa that was never meant to be au

shen qingqiu gets the ranma 1/2 treatment au

ashborn (solo leveling) x aro (twilight) au

Without the gates and hunters occurring in solo leveling kingsman shit happens instead & Sung Jinwoo finds himself the unofficial king au

mdzs modern au where lan wangji is a rabbit photographer and wei wuxian is a farmer whose crops are being eaten by rabbits au

game of thrones football au

harry potter attends a vampire's wedding au

luo binghe and shen yuan in solo leveling au

cat shen qingqiu and hamster shang qinghua bros au

Nie Mingjue X Meng Yao - married AU

long before he learns that he's to become a mafia boss tsuna sawada gets despicable me minions & reborn now hates bananas au

shen yuan and the ice cream assassins au

telling the evolution of dabi x hawks through sex drugs and fried chicken au

in which endeavor accidentally burns his house down in the throes of passion and the kids are SCARRED au

in which L (death note) gets sebastian as his personal butler au

sung jinwoo doesn't have wifi au

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE CATS SITTING ON URAHARA'S HEAD

sung jinwoo and sung jinah go to a buffet au

sung jinwoo somehow ends up dating kim kardashian au

sung jinwoo x shouto todoroki au

fat gum offers mineta an internship and turns mineta into a not!asshole and not!perv yay au

Kurosaki Isshin attempts to explain dating and sex to ichigo without mentioning his zanpakuto's involvement in his own dating life au

shen yuan judges a cooking contest between hannibal and luo binghe au

hidan x squalo

sung jinwoo doesn't know that sung jinah is a kpop fangirl au

tywin lannister x sung jinwoo

bdsm bakugou au

in which a new person moves into the apartment complex and becomes sung jinwoo's neighbor au

in which kakashi was a bit of a slut when young & now he discovers that he's been a deadbeat dad without knowing that he's a dad au

yuuri attends 25th university reunion au

hibari kyoya gets scolded by a 5 year old for biting people to death au

kakuzu gains a love admirer au

an office au of solo leveling

gojo satoru x shigaraki tomura

Wei Wuxian becomes known as the S rank villain: The Necromancer in BNHA au

the obito and kakashi catfish online dating au

just some bakugou family fluff au

padme x hondo ohnaka au

e ranked hunter sung jinwoo becomes a single parent because Sung jinah somehow got deaged into a baby au

sukuna is a cat and his owner is a very insane Christian priest who believes his cat is a mouthpiece of god au

the au where sung jinwoo has a nightmare about being a kardashian

bnha ballet au

hannibal is arya 's mentor in the art of killing au

a 5+1 fic about wei wuxian and lan wangji's love over the years au

hannibal lecter is the no 1 most desirable bachelor among ghouls

in which meng mo develops a crush on shen yuan au

naruto wore frog pajamas to bed on night and the next day finds himself and other people thrown into the past au

sung jinwoo shadow extracts a buddhist statue au

gojo and getou vs evil goose au

gai and lee get dumped into the bnha world and aizawa s u f f e r s au

House of Lannister; taking over the world! A master plan by Lord Tywin Lannister.

luo binghe's palace becomes the burial mounds au

#shen jiu’s brocon brother au

shen jiu gets a thirsty onlyfans system so he never goes to cang qiong au

imagine if itachi uchiha was reborn as lan xichen au

wei wuxian is reborn to the world of pokemon au