Colorblind Jedi vs recognizing red lightsabers
Red-green is the most common colorblindness in humans... and males are far more likely to be colorblind...
How would this change Star Wars and Jedi's ability to recognize Jedi from Sith if most of their human male Jedis are red-green colorblind?
What kind of chaos could this stoke?
(Imagine an overconfident Palpatine showing off his red lightsaber to a colorblind Anakin except turns out that lightsaber is also a euphemism for dick, so naturally the Jedi Order is now under the impression that the Chancellor tried to sexually assault the teenage pawadan because SURELY the Chancellor doesn't have a lightsaber! That would mean he's a Very Shady Fellow. Like a Sith!)
[More in #red-green colorblind Jedi would have Issues recognizing Sith based on their laser swords... au]
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Some short pitches for future “Star Wars” shows (that aren’t about established characters):
1) Double Agent: Set after “A New Hope”, we follow a Rebel soldier who is actually an Imperial undercover agent. Their mission; get into Princess Leia’s inner circle and wipe out the Rebel leaders. On a more personal level, the agent wants revenge because they lost a loved one who was working in the Death Star at the time of its destruction. My fancast for the Double Agent would be Rami Malek.
2) The Pod Racer: Set a few years before “The Phantom Menace”, we follow a slave pod racer who is trying to buy their freedom from Jabba the Hutt through the earnings they make from racing. My fancast for the Pod Racer would be Florence Pugh.
3) The First Jedi: Set thousands of years before the main series, we follow a Force sensitive user who eventually forms the Jedi Order. My fancast for the First Jedi would be Michael B. Jordan.
4) The Dark Jedi: Also set thousands of years before the main series, we follow a schism in the Jedi Order which leads to several members of the Order being exiled. The exiled Jedi, now known as the Dark Jedi, are eventually revealed to be the precursor for the Sith. My fancast for the lead Dark Jedi would be Karl Urban.
5) Neptune One: Set after “The Empire Strikes Back”, we follow the Rebel unit Neptune One whose mission is to secure more funds for the Rebellion. This leads to Neptune One dealing with the galaxy’s criminal underworld (such as Kanjiklub and the Guavian Death Gang), where idealism goes to die and the only thing that matters is wealth. My fancast for the lead of Neptune One would be Daniel Henney.
6) Into the Unknown: Set after “Rise of Skywalker”, we follow a group of explorers who want to map out the Unknown Regions, a dangerous task due to how unpredictable the territory is. My fancast for the lead of Into the Unknown would be Melissa Fumero.
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I haven’t seen this before so I’m just gonna get this thought out there…
Omega braiding Hunters hair.
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Skyguy joins the Hades AU to Din's great distress
"How's Snips? And my Captain? I bet they've missed me all this time."
"I don't know who you or those other people are, but you are scaring my kid."
They definitely missed him, but Rex sure as hell failed to mention his old General by name or description, so Din can be excused for a bit of rudeness just this once. He's looking for a Jedi to teach his kid, and since meeting Ahsoka he at least now knows that a lightsaber does not a Jedi make, please tone down the menacing looming, Anakin, and just help him, he's got a trinket from Rex in his pocket, he's cool. (Depending on the keepsake he runs with, Anakin is more or less likely to turn up as Vader instead to grant a boon only to make Din's life all the more difficult. So he is part Chaos, part just Disaster Lineage.)
As promised: the 501st command is all here for this project by now, all done in the span of a few months, so they even look like they match :)
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Gusu Lan! Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan reincarnates into Gusu Lan Sect as a random ass little unimportant Lan disciple and thinks: "Finally! A place that I can't mess up or fuck up because I can just follow all 3000 rules in this place which means nothing bad will ever happen because of me!"
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Obi-Wan: flirts with Wen Xu once when both were itty bitty little teenagers
10 years later:
Wen Xu: burns down Cloud Recess
Obi-Wan, like that Sailor Moon meme of the guy pointing at the butterfly and calling it a pigeon: Is this my fault? Yes it's my fault
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it would be mightily funny if jin guangyao falls in love with lan!obi-wan instead of lan xichen
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Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.
like before Bandomeer?
The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.
"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.
Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.
'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.
"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.
"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.
after Naboo?
Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.
Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.
This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.
the Clone Wars?
The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.
Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)
The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.
"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"
"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"
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