#guess who got laid
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if this account is still active by college expect updates about my situationship (my rivals/enemies to lovers girlfriend i made up in my head weeks ago)
#i met this girl?? she’s so nice she’s my partner in a few of our classes#help she offered to study with me#theatre class !! i’ll post updates 🫶🏽 im GETTING that lead role#oh i didn’t know she also wanted to audition for this role#oh.#she just?? patronized me?? what#i take it back !! she is not nice and i do not like her <3#she’s so fucking annoying all because she made 2 points higher than me bfr#she spilled her coffee on me in the hallway. i don’t even have a change of clothes#i hate her sm#im being forced to partner with her for the project what 🙁 i will commit#im going to go crazy we actually have to work together i hate working with her okgfjhfjfhf#update: we’re at her dorm because she insisted on not wanting to go to mine kms#WHY IS SHE BEING SO UNCOOPERATIVE. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT PROJECT im sonfucking. she’s so annoying#we js got done arguing over who was going to do the writing (im doing the writing 🫶🏽)#im about to go back to my own dorm this is giving me a headache. i literally cannot do this anymore#update: so uh#guess who got laid
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What’s up tumblr hope you had a super fun leap day. sparkle on. big news my first seed start sprouted while I was at work ✨
#might have to change the url bc I’m in my collard era lol#my day was alright#I ate some shrimp curry that I’d accidentally left out all night and was fine bc I’m a scavenger of a person#then bc I started to feel PMDD fatigue I laid in bed with great elan til my shift started#then I spilled coffee all over my work clothes bc I stuck it in a very sketchy travel mug someone left in our house at the last party#and I listened to Screamin Jay Hawkins on the ride to work which was fun#work was a bit chaotic but uneventful and got to spend a huge chunk of it outside#it seems I have way better ball control than I did when I was a kid. whyyy now. i was such a loser I could have used some athleticism#but I’m so glad it’s the weekend so I can go palliative care mode which is what I call my lizard brumation pmdd phase#and stopped by a friend’s house after work which was nice#really rejuvenating#then made a sort of weird frittata w/ beets peppers and potatoes bc I was too tired to actually cook#watched sense and sensibility 1995 and really liked it although I found myself wishing for a bit more anguish. sorry#and I think I might set out one of the frozen almond croissants to proof overnight so I can bake it for bfast tomorrow#will go for a very short swim but probably only about 30 min bc of aforementioned fatigue. then pick up yogurt and a silly little treat#and will have ****** and **** for dinner either tomorrow or Saturday which will be nice#but really hoping Saturday because **** **** ** **** lol#and then Sunday I’m trepidatious about because **** was like what are you doing Sunday and I’m like well I guess having a fraught and#difficult conversation about our dynamic! lol#I’m very lucky to have proactive friends who are good communicators. truly I do not deserve his kindness. but like. god. let me retreat and#lick my wounds!#i shan’t get into it. but just know I know how S&G felt#and then another work week but I’m starting to really get a feel for the routine and what works and what doesn’t#and I’m excited for my next few meal preps we got millet and kale gratin#and a Lebanese chickpea dish the name of which unfortunately escapes me atm#but my mouth is watering thinking about it. saw a vid and was instantly influenced and went to the pantry to see if I had the stuff and I#dooooooooooo#and I do feel like I’m beginning to get past the worst of [event] and its sadness
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Well hey, I no longer have to worry about not being able to skip work for the strike or having time for my bang artworks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#guess who just got laid off 👉👉#gonna. unpack that later and just kinda dissociate for the moment#everyone literally applying elsewhere while still in the call‚ I can't plan the future that fast
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Coincidentally my usable warp is like exactly as long as my dining room. Point is tho, i am finally done thank fuck
#already snipped them#need to wash them still. guess ill just do a load of laundry later#now i just have like 12 hours of cleaning#not sure why i did all of this all at once right at the beginning#i had in fact planned to pretend these were cleaning breaks and interspersed them. and then forgot#oh well#definitely realizing i should have done more weft stripes. only did them in the last two bc i thought changing colors all the time#would be a pain#it wasnt tho and also it looks a lot better#the ones that are just warp stripes (most of them) look very plain and boring#which is a little gutting tbh#couldnt really tell when its just the amount visible on the loom at any given moment but laid out flat its like. hm. ok#idk maybe she'll use them more if theyre boring and ugly ?#altho she's not the kind of practical handmade gift reciever who is like 'oh its too pretty to use i will tuck it out of sight forever'#so i guess its a moot point#idk. its fine. she doesnt have a ton of towels or dish mats anyway#weaving#cats tw#(thats their food board and one of many water dishes)#wow actually i thought i got like 5 or 6#literally only 4#and the first one is a mess that i am keeping bc i didnt hemstitch it and im certainly not gonna hem it today#the last one was just supposed to be an ugly washcloth for me but i may give it to her bc otherwise its only 2 ?#or maybe i have 5 ? ive literally already forgotten and i cant tell from the picture
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phillip k dick doesn't like women so this is nothing new, but the Golden Man short story was literally the single worst science fiction short story I've ever read
#it's got everything. eugenics. misogyny. white fears about not running the world anymore. rancid ableism.#phillip over here doesn't believe date rape exists#but the single thing that makes this story so funny is that the golden man is like 'the sound of galloping abs' everywhere#it's SO funny. like so funny that we're supposed to take it seriously#he's literally a buff furry gold man that gallops#that's supposed to scare me?#and like he's gonna get a lot of women laid? with a buff furry man who's I guess really good in bed#this is so fucking stupid asdfghjkl
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Delete the celibacy gifs rn
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one day when i am not busy dying on the inside and out i will write an honest-to-god essay about how people are, for the lack of a better descriptor but simultaneously for the lack of a more perfect one, too edgy about five.
#like yeah five is an edgy game and the darkest in the series and gloomier than all of its predecessors but. i lack the words for it now but#there are important little moments in five where light shines through the carpet haphazardly thrown over a pile of garbage that oft get#ignored in favor of pushing the agenda that everyone in five is filth down to the core and that's just not true#i just- deeeeeeep sigh. people are so shallow sometimes man#this is how we get those characters that do not resemble the original in the slightest that either take one trait of the given character an#then bloat and exagerrate it until the character is a caricature of themselves OR projections of what the people would like these character#to BE in order to... be able to wrap their heads around them and their motivations more easily‚ i guess??#i don't know it feels to me like people just don't want to bother with the intricacies of complex characters and that's how the wood plank#versions of characters get created and then passed around ad infinitum#sweet grouchy baby boy who never did anything wrong ever. man who is either an innocent little big guy or satan himself. guy who is#objectively one of the most flawed individuals in the series being worshipped as a hero (griffith syndrome). guy who is either depicted as#an obnoxious playboy who only cares about getting laid and having as much skin exposed as possible at all times or the most vile man on#planet earth while being neither. the fucking. masochist cyborg thing. i'm gonna explode#oh and if you point out that there needs to be depth to any analysis of these characters if you are to do them justice you end up with a#gaggle of people saying oh yeah of course everyone in here is awful and they all have pig hearts#and i'm just wondering why this is the default conclusion most come to and not‚ you know‚ the thought that complexity does not inherently#imply rottenness but rather that even in the most horrible of situations you can find something good#i'm not the happiest or the most fortunate of individuals but i still refuse to believe in the idea of inherent evil that's being sold for#cheaper than a copy paper pack these days#but that has nothing to do with this my point is if you're trying to do media analysis you've got to look beyond... i don't have a word for#this... i guess you could call them fanmade stereotypes? no that's not it‚ my point is that people need to open their eyes to how complex#motivations and circumstances and human connection are and face that complexity head on instead of rubbing the story with sandpaper until#it's satisfiable to them#logs
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in an act of extreme depression and also the extreme urge not to go and do something irrational and stupid to myself, i have decided to revive my laptop and sign into tumblr for the first time in eons yet again, only to discover upon trying to edit something on my blog that now you have to email support for javascript capabilities
i will always have a bittersweet hate-love relationship with this website, literally always because what the fuck
#on that note#i guess i will log into everything else that im not logged into such as twitter discord emails and such#i really did manage to die off from the internet and talk to literally nobody except text messaging my toxic fucking ex/boyfriend/idfk what#im always in a bad situation tho which kills me n gives me major depression even more lol#no thanks to him either and for some reason i keep putting up w it#no self respect ig#or i guess i have too much hope and not much to lose besides myself? idfk#he keeps fucking me over n never stopped for 4 years#now im trying for therapy for him#why? because i dont love myself ig LMAO#but hey maybe itll work out and this can go from abusive to healthy#who fucking knows#a rarity i know but i got NOTHING else going for me#jobs have been hard to come by since i was laid off in december last year#and i have been depressed#and i moved 340404095458 times already#and life sucks and i cry all the time lols#and i have a hard time staying in touch with friends because i also suck#but thats been my life since i was 19 tho#thats why i dont talk to literally anybody i guess#and only him through text#fmldjfapsodfijapsdojfdsf fmllll#anyway it brought me here and i did move away from him again so maybe thats a step in the right direction#im delusional idfk#help me hahahaha#voxxrambles
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mad about work but nobody to vent to 🥲
#red said#i said a week ago 'hey we have staff at multiple locations should we run this celebratory lunch as a hybrid event'?#no that would be too hard#we'll do it in person only and record the presentations#so uhhhhh that event is on Thursday and as of today oops no don't bother with catering we'll do it online to make sure everyone's involved#which means no we aren't offering our staff a free lunch to celebrate their work.#instead we're asking them to spend their lunch break at a teams meeting. which is obviously the same fucking thing.#so a) once again i am forced to ask Okay Well Why Have I Spent A Week Preparing Stuff We Aren't Using#and b) in a period where there's mass dissatisfaction and 16 people just got laid off without warning#leadership are making the decision to substitute 'we will buy you lunch and give you the chance to hang out and celebrate'#with 'stop what you're doing so the CEO can talk at you for an hour'?#i mean it's like they WANT to help my organising efforts. which is appreciated i guess. open union meeting this month 😘#OH also it's bc 'attendance wasn't high enough' when 40 people have RSVPed yes in the last week which is 1 in 5 of the org#i don't know what numbers she was fucking expecting given that we have a bunch of staff who don't work Thursday#or who work out of office
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Going back to college armed with the knowledge that i now know how to eat (one) pussy and don't have to be insecure about my box eating skillz
#red rambles#GUESS WHO GOT LAID TONIGHT LOL#today I even got to have a *threesome*#fucking great#i love having sex lmao its so fucking FUN#lemon#red dragon grownup behavior etc etc
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important question does anyone have a working link to the big dw audio mega folder? the one i have bookmarked isn’t working for me anymore
#i don’t know who i got it from to start with#i’m bored and i want to listen to audios#i miss my favorite guys#i guess there’s always spotify but that’s just the main range up to zagreus#and laid out weirdly#ugh.
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#last night i dreamed that i was trapped in my same patterns as i am while awake but the building i work in was bigger#and i was so dizzy and disoriented that i kept stumbling from room to room. up and down stairs. running into people who would stare at me#in confusion until one grabbed me in the way u do when someone is being concerning and incoherent and he made me sit in an auditorium#with a doctor who already knew my name. but then i was back in my messy apartment staring down at a lizard id let die because id forgotten#to feed it. part of my brain was in contact with my mum and she said i should come home so i did. i appeared there but i seemed somewhat#transparent. liked id been there a long time so no one noticed my being there was out of place. they were there but doing other things#i wandered into a room where some ppl i knew from hs were performing surgery. i went to wash my hands and the soap came out as blood#my sister tolerated my presence. which is out of character. she seemed to sense something was wrong. then i walked back into my current#apartment halfway across the country. caught a glimpse of myself in the bathroom mirror and became transcendently angry#uneasy dreams. but at least i didnt have to get up at 6. i mean i still only got like 7hrs sleep at most but better than 6 i guess#its probably bc i spent so much time hysterically crying and staring off into space yesterday. by the end of the day i felt so awful i#wondered if i might b getting sick. dizzy in that way thats not quite dizzy#but today should b pretty laid back. still doing things but probably ill hace time to get some non work bullshit#done. hopefully. then its back to 11hr days until Monday#then the experiment is over and i havr to deal with the consequences. and finish my other destructive project#which has at least 11 days left#well see what happens 🫠#unrelated
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#anywayz guess who got laid last night😳#(me it was me)#ts4#the sims 4#ts4 edit#sim edit#ts4 sim#ts4 cas
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I'm so glad I got out of that line of devil work I was in
#evil organisation for real#such a dark reality too#ridiculous amounts of cunted social politics involved#I'm anxious about money atm cus I'm still in the onboarding process for this new place#like I've definitely got it I'm just eager to start actually earning money again#jig was up at the other place i started blatantly phoning it in and not giving a shit#it's always the cooked cunts that stay within the organisation#one bloke would push everyone around including the kids#the kids over multiple houses did not like him#one that assaulted him severely spoke with me and this worker was blatantly antagonising them#also another kid told me he'd creepily watched them dress after opening their door and had also pinched them with multiple marks#quite certain this is the person who ratted me out#which all i did was what most other workers do#because sometimes you're rostered at a certain time but realistically you're not needed and can start a bit later or finish earlier#rather than do nothing (even though higher ups will try manipulate you and say There Is Always Something To Do)#i got more lax about it and this guy who i managed to avoid for months because i absolutely hated him probably snitched#like you're gonna keep the naked child staring pinching bully? makes sense i guess since you as an org clearly look at these kids as income#I always got told off for being too laid back it was very frustrating to deal with their lack of empathy#and god the poor management#multiple calls a day and shifts going wrong or changed etc etc
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job applications my beloathed
#yeah so guess who got laid off from their summer job?#:///#just updated my resume and applied for like 10 jobs so hopefully something comes of that.#regardless much to be thankful for because i am having a truly supernatural lack of anxiety about the whole thing#as well as solid unanxious motivation to work on job search stuff so!
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I think it’s fun to imagine the many ridiculous possible outcomes that could occur if a mosquito bit Sol.
Most likely: It dies instantly. Maybe it catches on fire for a second. Sol doesn’t even get an itchy mosquito bite from it.
Boring outcome: It can’t even bite him and gives up after a while
Gear mosquito? Unlikely, but hilarious. It wrecks havoc on an entire city. It’s too small for anyone to see and it sucks so much blood and buzzes so annoyingly. People scream in agony at the invisible menace plaguing their lives. Humanity is consumed by a swarm of Gear mosquitos, putting an end at last to the war their giant draconic ancestors couldn’t.
#textpost#Guess who laid in the grass at sundown and got bit by a mosquito on the face. THIS GUY ↖️#It's like right between my eye and the bridge of my nose. Awful
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