#h0ney wedding

[h0neyfreak]

I have started the embroidery for my wedding headband thing and I love it so much so far. It’s silk thread, glass beads, and some 1920s 24k gold wrapped thread I found for dirt cheap and have been holding onto. I designed the pattern from old embroidery motif books.

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

Edwin, Charles, and Monty Finch-Rowland (Amnesia Fic)

Occasionally memories surface and dissolve across his brain like melting candy floss, sometimes not even full images or scenes but instead sensations.

At the mention of exotic fruits in the garden, Edwin tastes pineapple juice on his mouth, despite the fact that Edwin has only drank it the one time. When saxifrage is mentioned, he remembers tucking a flower behind someone's ear, the petals and their curls soft against his fingers. When someone casually mentions the King of the Underworld sending yellow roses, Edwin remembers a flash of righteous anger and the memory of Thomas King being nowhere near the wedding.

Edwin remembers pain and these two- these four- being his relief.

He doesn't know why the memories are only coming now, when they didn’t when he was believing the wrong things, when he was terrified beyond compare and needed the relief far more.

Is it because his brain isn't running on panic and fear and dread 24/7?

Is it because he feels safe?

-aletterinthenameofsanity, can still hear you saying (you would never break the chain)

Do you love me anymore? Does my memory remain?

Lord, I know I've made mistakes but I am different now, I've changed

When I open up your door, will you know me from the rest?

Will you let me lay beside you? Will you grant me my request?

I swear this time around I'm gonna stay

When I dream I'll only dream of you

I curse the goddamn day that I went and left you

-Lord Huron, Love Me Like You Used To

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[unicorn-poop]

Pregnancy (and other things)

Trolls don’t have wombs so they don’t get pregnant but since AU’s and headcannons are big in this fandom and exist have a pregnant Lanque with his husband Mallek

Lanque and Mallek eating dinner.

MALLEK: Pass the grub sauce p1ease

LANQUE: Baby, I got some neWs.

MALLEK: What is the news, h0ney pie? Did y0u fina11y ki11 that big0ted Vio1et B100d?

LANQUE: Yeah, but there’s other neWs.

MALLEK: ?🤨

LANQUE: I’m pregnant

Mallek was surprised then he cried tears of joy

MALLEK: I’m g0ing t0 Be a father? 😭😭😭😭

LANQUE: Yep And so am I

Mallek kisses Lanque. Months later...

LANQUE: I am really craVing some blood

MALLEK: What b100d sh0uod I buy f0r y0u t0day?

LANQUE: Indigo. I’m really craVing some indigo blood.

At 9 months

MALLEK: Are y0u 0kay my 1itt1e vampire prince?

LANQUE: No, I can’t sleep

MALLEK: What’s wr0ng?

LANQUE: EVerything hurts, afraid to take a dump in fear that i Will end up giVing birth right on the toilet. Did I mention my back hurts?

MALLEK: P00r baby. Hopefu11y, it’11 be 0ver s00n.

Then one day his water breaks. He is taken to the troll hospital in so much pain. Mallek was worried. He wanted to see both the ones he loved alive. Luckily for him Lanque delivered a Indigo baby girl 💎. The grub should be teal but eh.

MALLEK: He110, I’m y0ur daddy

LANQUE: No, I’m daddy, you’re mommy

They had fun with their daughter.

MALLEK: Shit, she’s crying again!

LANQUE: I got up and fed her already. It’s your turn. You might need to change her.

MALLEK: ☹️

Malkek gets up

MALLEK: He110 1et me...

The smell....THE SMELL!

MALLEK: Oh gog! Feeding y0u that brand 0f baby f00d was a mistake! Damn, Tag0ra!

The day their princess said the words mommy and daddy

LANQUE: Spinel, say daddy. I am your dad.

SPINEL: Da....dadda

LANQUE: 😃😃😃😃

MALLEK: Now say m0mmy.

SPINEL: Ma...ma....

MALLEK: Yes....

SPINEL: Ma...ma...MATOI RYUKO!

From a distance

KIRYUIN SATSUKI!

Both Lanque and Mallek shoot Tegiri a death glare

TEGIRI: Now I can ex/ain...

She then began to walk

MALLEK: 1anque! 100k! She’s wa1king! Quick, get the camera!

LANQUE: I’m posting this on Trollbook!

Then they’re little ray of sunshine said more words...even special words

Both Spinels parents were in the room with her. She was coloring when suddenly her crayon broke.

SPINEL: Fuck!

Lanque and Mallek look surprised. Their 1 year old said a cuss word. Lanque shoots a death glare at Mallek.

Later both Mallek and Spinel have pink soap in their mouths.

MALLEK: hmmmm tasty....

Now it was the time when they started toilet training their daughter. Mallek took his daughter with him to the male Troll room.

SPINEL: I d0n’t need t0 g0 p00 p00

MALLEK: C0me 0n at least try

Spinel ended up having a accident. Another time at Azdaja’s and Konyyl’s wedding Lanque needed to use the bathroom and took his daughter with him.

SPINEL: Daddy, you made a p00 p00 in the p0tty!!

LANQUE: Cupcake please keep it down

TEGIRI: Congratulations Senpai 🎈🎉🎊

TAGORA: Excellent 🎉🎊🎈

LANQUE: ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

SPINEL: Y0u’re g0ing t0 recieve a sticker 1ater

Then they take her to Trollmart (Walmart)

SPINEL: M0mmy! M0mmy! I Want this!

MALLEK: N0

Lanque gets it for her

MALLEK: LANQUE!

LANQUE: What?

MALLEK: D0n’t sp0il her!

LANQUE: oops....

TO BE CONTINUED

[h0neyfreak]

I got my wedding dress and I’ve been staring at the photos of it ever since

[h0neyfreak]

The upside of a small wedding is being able to splurge on the food. The downside is literally everything sounds delicious and I have such a massive sweet tooth I feel like we’re going to end up with 47 types of cake and no main courses.

[h0neyfreak]

The wedding headband continues. I had to order some more of the antique gold thread but luckily the shop still had it so I got as much as I could afford. I really like goldwork honestly. It’s a shame 24k thread isn’t really a thing anymore (other metals tarnish and metallic polyester doesn’t have the same look/properties).

I’ve added more glass beads, some vintage crystal rhinestones, freshwater pearl, and started the slow process of cleaning up the outlines to cover the edges of the gold.

[h0neyfreak]

We picked our wedding venue today and I’m officially getting married in the ancient Roman art wing of a museum. 14 year old me continues to win

[h0neyfreak]

I just opened a wedding planner consult form to see about using them as a day-of coordinator and their options for total wedding budget STARTED at $75k. I have never before gotten the “wandered too far into a Bloomingdale’s” feeling from a google form. People are really out here living lives I cannot begin to understand

[h0neyfreak]

Just absolutely obliterated my YouTube recommendations by entering a fugue state and watching harp covers for 2 hours

[h0neyfreak]

You’ve heard of “waiting for packige”…now introducing “waiting for photos from an engagement shoot”

[h0neyfreak]

Planning a wedding has brought me around on many things. Namely that wedding-adjacent events are fun specifically BECAUSE they’re compulsory for everyone. Taking off work for your best friends bachelorette party/wedding shower/rehearsal dinner etc is way easier to do than taking off for a random girls trip. It’s much easier to plan because there are defined roles and expectations and a central purpose and everyone is (ideally) committed to being there. I get it now.

What I DONT get (and probably never will) is how and why people make these things crazy expensive. It feels like taking advantage of people/the situation yknow? But on a more practical level…why would you gather up your (theoretically) closest friends and then make them all incredibly stressed out and lowkey pissed off at your right before the whole “standing next to you on your big day” thing? I don’t want my friends to be mad at me ever let alone at a giant party where we all get to be together for one rare evening.

[h0neyfreak]

I can’t remember if I made a post about this already. But we came up with a very cute/easy wedding favor idea. Since we’re getting married in a museum, we’re going with a museum gift shop theme and collecting enamel pins from various places we go to put on custom backing cards so everyone can shop a lil pin display and pick some to take home with them.

[h0neyfreak]

I’ve been trying to figure out what to do about wedding favors b/c my MIL is very chill about a lot but has a few things where she’s convinced it’s terrible form to not do something. And despite literally no one enjoying or needing/wanting glassware with someone else’s names or keychains this isn’t a fight worth having. BUT I think we figured it out. We’re getting married at a museum and everyone loves a museum gift shop. So we’re gonna collect enamel pins to put in a cute little “museum gift shop” area for people to pick out and take home. And then we can keep anything leftover nbd

[h0neyfreak]

One of the photographers we talked to asked if I was going to incorporate my own art/paintings into the wedding and it’s been stuck in my brain ever since. Like. Yeah. I guess I could do that it’d be cool. But idk how. My current thought is to paint the two signature cocktails we’re serving to use as menus at the bar. This is an official call for any ideas. I mostly oil paint and our wedding is small (like 40 people) so I can definitely fit it in somewhere I just don’t know what would be cool vs. awkward.

[h0neyfreak]

Choosing a wedding photographer was easily top ten most stressful decisions about how to spend a lot of money on account of all wedding photographers being talented and friendly and fun to talk to and my crippling inability to let people down or reject them. I kind of assumed there would be one natural choice but then there were two and I was ready to call off the whole wedding and fake my death.

[h0neyfreak]

Wedding planning has made me much more confident that rich people really do just have dogshit taste and that’s why everything they do looks Like That™️