#haha owwwwwwww

[idkjupiterdraws]

The recoms

Brown: I BET I CAN WIN IN A FIGHT WITH YOU LOPEZ!

Lopez: ALRIGHT BET!

Ja: WAIT I NEED TO RECORD!

Z-dog: -starts recording-

-Brown And Lopez fighting like Blue cats-

Lyle:COLONEL THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

Lopez: -pulls off browns scarf- HAHA GOT YOUR SCARF!

Brown: -messes up Lopez’s waves- HAHA NO MORE WA-

Lopez: -slaps the shit out of him- BITCH

Mansk: -walks in-….-walks out- nope

Prager: -on the top bunk watching- I got the high grounds

Walker: and I got a damn nerf gun

Fike: YALL STOP BEFORE WE GET IN TROUBLE

Quaritch: I LEAVE FOR 10 MINUTES AND WHAT DO I COME BACK TO!?

The whole unit:…………..sugar honey ice tea

Lopez: -stops strangling brown and drops him to the ground-

Brown: -head hits the ground- owwwwwwww

Z-dog: -stops recording-

Ja:…..we can explain

Lyle: -comes back- what up ?

The whole unit: YOU FRICKING SNITCH!

Lyle:…. Yeah no -runs down the hall-

Quaritch: all of y’all bed now. It’s nap time for y’all

The unit: WHAT?

Prager: I WASNT EVEN APART OF THIS!

Walker: IM A FULL GROWN ADULT

Quaritch: y’all can either take a nap or get on the ground and do push-ups until I say stop

-the whole unit scrambles to get to their bunks-

Quaritch: good now GO TO SLEEP! -turns off the lights while he leaves-

Lopez: Maldita perra (fucking bitch *this is from Google Translate so yeah*)

Fike: welp…z send me the video while you’re at it

Z-dog: I’ll think about it

Prager: -already asleep-

-Mansk and Lyle walk in and go to their bunks-

Mansk: -sets his sunglasses to the side and falls asleep-

Fike: y’all wanna hear a story?

The unit: no

Fike: well damn

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

I've gotta split my asks up otherwise they're going to be a metre long I swear

First off BANG CHRISTOPHER FUCKING CHAN

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO???

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRG4Yuku/

THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN

He's all "omg it's so obvious ha ha ha"

AND THEN HE GOES AND FUCKING DOES IT ANYWAY

Let me tell you the hard stan gc were losing our fucking minds over him

Oh my god I hate him so much (I really don't)

And then, I won a Chan oddinary jewel case in a giveaway and look what the person sent me as a freebie??

I had to lie down it was too much I swear, but you fucking bet that Chan is sat on my shelf all proudly displayed, front and center where he belongs I swear I bias Lix, Hyunjin and Changbin

And then I bought a Christmas Evel album off of my friend for my sister's Christmas present and guess who one of the pcs in there was, you'll never guess it was Christopher.

I swear he's got a personal vendetta against me bc why is he constantly ATTACKING ME LIKE THIS??

Someone save me from the horny Chan thoughts I can't take it anymore (I really don't mean that I promise)

Omg, I am about to sexually combust!!

Someone needs to come get their man please, he is causing too much of a raucous on the Internet.

He sounds so Australian with the 'omg it's so OBVIOUS!" HAHA!!

Here's the thing: We don't hate him but we just get irritated by his constant beauty, like I have never seen an ugly side of Chan in my life.

That's so cool you won a give-away, what give-away was it? Was it an online one?

OWWWWWWWW WHATTTTT You got WOLFGANG CHRIS!

What's it like being God's favourite??

Where did they even get those?? I thought they were all sold out!

No, that PC should sit proudly left, right and centre.

I swear, to this day that is one of my fav performances of his.

What was the Xmas Evel Pc???

Chan is like Hongjoong, he'll never let us stan another person w/o a fight.

Chan won't let you stop with the horniness, you'll pass out first before he'll keep going with more horny thoughts.

[dissidiawol]

ow ow ow ow

[shittyavatarideas]

avatar of the desolation but its these FUCKING PIZZA ROLLS OWWWWWWWW

HAHA LOSER DIDN’T WAIT FOR THEIR PIZZA ROLLS TO COOL DOWN 

[roninhunt0987]

Random Nonsense journal: if lyric met Wall-e

Random: -offscreen- :3 what would happen if lyric from that failed sonic boom game met Wall-e

-random scene in a random junkyard in megaville city-

Wall-e: -piles up garbage and cubes it up-

Lyric: -sees that he cubed his arm- HEY!!!

Nelson: -on screen and points at lyric- HAHA!!!

Lyric: -goes after wall-e-

Wall-e: -rollin along-

Lyric: -slithers- GET BACK HERE YA RUST BUCKET!!!

Giant cube: -lands on lyric- WHAM!!

Lyric: -muffles as his other arm is sticking out and groans in pain- owwwwwwww

Wall-e: -comes back over and cubes his other arm-

Lyric: -silent for several seconds and muffles- fuck

Random: :3 this has been a Random Nonsense journal... :3 have a great day folks

~RH0987~