#haha that'd be silly

[blimbo-buddy]

this was funnier in my tired fucking brain

[evilkitten3]

i just. had a very silly bnha au idea

[fuzzyhairedfreak]

um uh uh um. so. did anyone else used to follow Nate Stevenson's D&D campaign drawings back in the day or-

[sysig]

Twin skeletons need twin carriers (Patreon)

[tomfowlery]

Went out to the city with a close friend and managed to snag some comic delights! Can't wait to start these.

[nomx33]

I like messing around when I draw at school, this started off grayscale for the goofs

like all of these sketches are from spanish class since it's probably one of the least engaging classes I have :P

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Nothing to see here <_< >_>

[katyspersonal]

I accidentally stumbled upon a post you rbbed about canon characters who beat each other up violently and in fanon they violently make out and your tags about alfred and the cainhurst crow have made something in me stir. this is a brilliant pairing how did I never consider this

Oh, damn really now fshgdfdsg This pairing is actually a controversial classic of this fandom, on the level with Ariadella or Bradmon!! I am glad to give you an Insight point on accident hahaha; I believe it's normally called Crowfred, I tend to opt out for Alfeater! Ships where one or both characters aren't named goddamit..

My style of discussions about ships is to offer some more Insights like some dealer but with autism instead of drugs, so.. Two things:

1) Their age and/or timeline gap is uncertain!

In original Japanese script, Alfred doesn't call himself a "protege" of Master Logarius, which leaves it up to interpretation whether he even met Logarius in person or simply adores him parasocially! Should Bloody Crow come directly from Cainhurst, that'd make him much older than Alfred!

On the other hand, despite Arianna and Bloody Crow (and Fauxsefka, for that matter) existing, Annalise says that you are the only one consanguineously connected with her! It could come from the effect expiring over time if the person doesn't take her blood, which is what I am using. But at the same time, the Vilebloods we know might actually be descendants of the surviving ones! I've had some analysis on Arianna in this ( x ) post, but the gist of it: since actual noble dresses are silver, but hers is burgundy and coincidentally stretches during pregnancy no problem, her mother might have ran away while pregnant with Arianna!

But why Bloody Crow could not be similar, simply a descendant of the Vilebloods that never met Annalise in person and follows the mental image? Both Alfred and Crow could be caught in the unhealthy quest of admiring a person they've never met, continuing the rituals and the ideas of their ancestors they might not fully grasp, and moreover, continuing the old violent ideological conflict they don't even know the actual roots of or the reasons of continuing. They "gotta" kill each other because... why? Who told them they should? What about their own lives, not lives and honour of their 'ancestors'? It adds a lot of drama, and even makes stopping the war that isn't even their with love of all things more romantic!

At the same time, if one of them IS older and smarter, it opens up a whole other potential for the story. Crow could push the "naive fool" away from the crazy quest, or Alfred could convince Crow that sacrifices for "child of blood" is an evil and cursed thing. ....only if either of them calms their murderous unhinged energy for a second. :') And IF they both hail from the 'OG conflict' (time works strange ways in Yharnam), there is the appeal of simply growing tired from the pointless conflict which already destroyed both sides and they can face it together. Bonus controversy points depending on how many of each others side they've killed yet: Alfred straight up identifies as hunter of Vilebloods, whereas Crow is found in Grand Cathedral and strangely wields Healing Church's gun instead of something from Cainhurst (was he looting the victims or something?)

2) There is an alternative way to go about their story!

What if you read Alfred's deep resentment towards Annalise "seducing" people not as some hateful propaganda of the Church he's probably parroting, but as an actual precedent of something that happened? What if Bloody Crow wielding a Healing Church weapon IS his? What if the two used to BOTH be with the Healing Church and look for Annalise together, and one time Bloody Crow managed to reach his goal.. only to be completely charmed by Annalise and betray the Healing Church to join the Vilebloods instead, and he is only acting like crow-feathered Hunter of Hunters to have easier access to murdering people rather than beasts! (Djura pls stop trying to intervene let me finish typing the post ffs hfdjfdshsdfh)

So, Alfred IS pretty mad at his friend having chosen to simp instead, but can't blame Crow himself for it. This idea does need to address why then Annalise says you're 'the only one', as well as how would Crow overcome Logarius being an obstacle? @val-of-the-north says that maybe Bloody Crow instead joined via some other surviving Vileblood outside, so what we have. Parasocial? Telepathy? Communication via bell teleports? In either case, I think this is also an alternative idea worth exploring! Less dramatic, but also less controversial? (though would Alfred be a possessive jealous EX then? who knows..)

I want you to know though: I am actually kinda indifferent towards this ship by 'default', but while typing this reply I was going a little 😳 and thinking this is actually pretty great...? So, I've accidentally made YOU interested in it, and by YOUR interest, you've made ME interested in it- What is going onnnn dshhfdshdsf THIS IS TOO FUNNY HELP

P.S.: It is a no brainer that similar thinking applies to Ariadella in many parts! Adella only murders Arianna if she "dirtied" Hunter's blood for like three times, but in all cases, there is hope to look past fanatical brainwashing / glory and honour of ancestors respectively.. The way I see it, the message Miyazaki put here (and WOULD put here, considering his track record) is more "both sides were corrupt as fuck leeching on Yharnam in their own ways and this war was always pointless" than "church bad vampires good" fdsjhhdfs They all can talk..... this contradiction is so meaningless, ESPECIALLY if you are only continuing the ways of your ancestors before you had a choice to develop your own world-view. god. just talk, guys/girls....

[cassioppenny]

YOU CAN FUCKING REPLY TO POSTS AS SIDEBLOGS NOW??????

[judasofsuburbia]

just finished "if we were villains" so gonna stare at the ceiling for the foreseeable future

[crimsoncrate]

[multi-lefaiye]

anybody ok with it if i ramble about knives (my oc) to them

[gallanthowl]

I'm using Medibang to edit icons of Wolf Link on my phone, and the app hits me with an awfully silly ad for dog hats and sweaters omg 😂

[sysig]

It’s hard to put on a bright face, in spite of everything (Patreon)

[sandala-posting]

grilling is cool,and all but uh.... survival definitely better. yeah..

[on-leatheredwings]

no cuz ur right he’d be the pettiest mf 😭 funniest yandere EVERR that boy is pouting everytime you pay attention to ANYTHING else. he’d get jealous really easily too.. theres this one scene in bridgerton where this guys like omfgg im gonna kill yall i could be w my wife rn 😞 & i think thats just him on missions (i think wally would. not flirt necessarily but make comments about you cuz he knows how silly dick is.. that boy is GRITTINF his teeth pulling his hair rolling his eyes clenching his fists)

I AGREEE..... ESP AS ROBIN I FELT HE WAS SO CHILDISH (well, he was a child.) so if you started dating as teens it'd be so funny 😭😭 remember when he punched a concrete wall AND IT BROKE ? that'd be yj!teen dick if you dated someone else/were oblivious to his feelings...

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Reader: haha yeah i'm just not really looking for anyone rn but if i wassss... i'd want to date...

YJ!Dick inwardly: YEAH?

Reader: probably someone like Kid Flash he's so cool =^_^=

YJ!Dick later: [training in the gym. punches concrete and makes a crater]

Bruce: ... Dick--

YJ!Dick: no yeah i'm good. whelmed, even.

YJ!Dick inwardly: i am not fucking feeling the aster.

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I also like to think (if you knew about him being Robin) you'd love his laughing gimmick. ^_^ it's very cute and playful but somehow still haunting... he'd probably get really flustered and do it more often even.

also YES I REMEMBER THAT... man i loved bridgerton for what it was... im not thaaaat into regency romance but i love the propriety and decorum of it all (as a fantasy.)... so when a man acts 'brutish'/more straightforward, not caring about social conventions, idk that shit is hot...