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I Wanna

Yakuza!Pedro Pascal x Reader + Baker!Oscar Isaac x Reader

Summary: You fell in love with the leather jacket wearing thug named Pedro, and even after finding out he was part of the yakuza, you married him against your family's will. What happens when your marriage comes crumbling down and his best friend, Oscar, comes picking up the pieces?

Word Count: 4k+

Warnings: Yakuza/Baker AU ok? ok, CRACK FIC, anime parody (ie, cringe cliche anime scene descriptions, romanized japanese~, etc.), fem!reader, Wife!Reader, infidelity/cheating, hurt/comfort, mentions/depictions of violence, fluff, angst, did i say crack fic?, typos etc.

A/N: I know its says pedro and oscar, but its not really them ? HAHHA just dont take this too seriously 💀. It started with this tiktok and me thinkin it was a damn telenovela. then the pic of pedro in this moodboard made @sloanexx say 'yakuza pedrosan' and i was like 😀😀BESTIE THATS AN IDEA then this other tiktok happened and then it sewed everything in place. Cross posted on my ao3 Tagging: @pinksirensong @aralezinspace @amis-love-bugs @top1bbgloak @sunfairyy @djarinsstuff @mooniesyubi @pedropascalgirly @mmmmandoz @multifandom-fangirl4

▶ Play ♪ 'I Wanna' by The All American Rejects

The bell chimes as the door opened. I pull my head off my hand and pause the funny cat compilation video I was watching. I straightened up where I was leaned on the front counter, standing from my stool. I put on a fake smile and greet, "irasshaimase~ Welcome to the Starlight Cafe!"

I close my eyes as I grin. Gosh, I hate my job.

I hear the customer walk over to me. When I open my eyes, I let out a gasp when I see his face. The wind blows. Cherry blossoms drift with the breeze. His leather jacket glimmers. His shades glint as he pushes them down slowly. He flips his short hair. It barely moves.

I let out an audible gasp. My eyes glitter, "so pretty."

He knits his brows, "nani?~"

"What?"

"What?"

"What-" I clear my throat as I am snapped out of that maladaptive montage. I chuckle softly, "what would you like to order?"

The man looks at me through his lowered glasses and then with a swoosh, removes his glasses. I gasp again, clutching my chest. I whisper under my breath, "sugoi~"

"Mmm," he hums, crossing his arms, titling his head, "what would you recommend, cutie pie?"

My background turns pink. Heart shaped sparkles appear in my eyes. I gasp, he just called me cutie pie? He thinks I'm cute?!

"A- I-" I suck in a breath and carefully offer, "a lot of our customers order the triple chocolate frappe. It has a choco base, choco syrup, and chocolate bits."

"Mmm," he hums again, "I didn't ask what the other customers order," he leans in toward me, our faces inches apart, "I asked for your recommendation."

The whole world turns black. My heartbeat is magnified. I feel my entire body burn, "I-"

The man leans on the counter, placing the shades in his hand on his head. He raises a brow, "well?"

I suck in a breath and mutter, "s-strawberry."

"Hmm? What was that, cutie pie?" A smirks plays on his lips.

"I like iced strawberry lattes," I retort.

He pulls back and leans on one leg. He chuckles, "kawaii~" then nods, raising two fingers, "2 iced strawberry lattes then."

I nod gingerly, punch in his order, "could I just get your name for the order?"

His name rolls off his tongue smoothly, "Pedro."

Ah... Pedro-san~

I tell him his total and take his payment. I hand him his recipt. The world moves in slow motion as he takes it from me. He says a quick thanks and walks off. His boots click across the empty cafe. He sits down on sofa chair next to the window and props his elbows on the back rest, crossing his legs as he looks out. Pink blossoms fall from the sakura tree outside. He smiles at the sight of it, "I've missed Tokyo."

I cannot stop looking at him as I make his order. With every step, every mix, every pour, every shake, I steal a glace of Pedro. I couldn't help myself. That was, until I saw him looking back at me.

I drop the jigger onto the counter with a loud thud. I freeze and look away from him. Shit.

Pedro's lips curve into a soft smile. He whispers under his breath, "baka~"

Stupid.

From then on, I focus only on finishing his order.

When I do, I place the two cups on the counter and call out, "2 iced strawberry lattes for Pedro."

Pedro turns to me. He stands from his spot and walks over. He smiles and takes the one latte, examining the perfectly placed strawberry slice on the cream, then pokes a straw through the plastic cover. He brings the straw to his lips and takes a sip. I watch him with anticipation, clenching my fists tightly.

He pulls the cup away and licks his lips.

I gulp heavily.

Pedro smirks, "refreshing."

I let out a soft sound of relief.

He then takes another straw then pokes it into the other cup. He pushes the cup across the counter, towards me, and mutters, "enjoy the treat, cutie pie."

My jaw drops as I look down at the counter. He- he... bought this for me?

Pedro takes another sip of his drink with a playful look on his face, "see you soon, strawberry."

With that, he turns around and walks away. I gasp when I see the print on his jacket. He was... a gangter? Yakuza?

I watched him as he stepped out of the cafe and crossed the street. My eyes widen when he looked over his shoulder and winked at me.

"That guy is nothing but trouble," I mutter to myself.

Little did I know that I would go on to understand how much trouble he really was, because one day, I would become his wife.

I remember the day he asked me, the day he promised it all to me.

I had since stopped working at the cafe and got an office job at a high paying firm. He had gotten into a fight with my overbearing co-worker who incesantly kept walking with me on my way home from work.

Pedro told me he wouldn't be able to pick me up that day even after I begged over and over to, because I didn't want ot be alone with my slimy co-worker. Little did I know that he planned it all. He knew my co-worker would persist and I wouldn't be able to get him to back off.

When we were a few blocks away from our office, walking the down the street I dreaded walking because it was dark, he came out of nowhere. Pedro popped up in front of us, scaring both me and my co-worker. The next thing that I knew, Pedro had the man by the collar and slammed him against the wall.

I was too shocked to react and I couldn't hear a word he was saying because Pedro whispered to him.

Once he released him, the man went running the other way. When Pedro turned to me, I gasped at the state of him. He had a busted lip, blood on his brow, a black eye, and the jacket he wore all the time was torn on the sleeve.

He whispers my name, eyes unable to meet mine.

I look at him as the orange streetlight gave me a vague view of his face, "wha-"

"I'm not a good man, in fact, I'm a horrible man," he mutters.

"Pedro-"

"Matte~" he mutters, "wait... just let me say this."

His face darkens as he hangs his head low. He rumages through his back pocket and pulls out something, "I don't think I can ever change," he slowly takes my hand. My cold hands burn in his hot one, "but I know for a fact I can never live..."

I gasp as I look down at my hand.

"- if I don't have you," he says, slipping a ring on my finger. Even through the darkness, I could see that the silver ring was reddened with blood.

"I did it for you," he says, making my eyes dart back up to his face. Pedro continues, "I killed my boss for you."

A shiver runs down my spine.

"I'm the boss now."

"Pedro-"

"Nothing will ever stand in our way," he steps forward, taking both my hands in his, "I would give you anything you want, everything you need," he bends to look up at me, "I would place Tokyo in the palm of your hand."

"Pedro..." I speak warily, "I- I don't need Tokyo..."

Pedro's face falls. He lets out a shaky breath. He straightens up and looks at our joined hands. He feels his eyes water. He feels his grip loosen.

I grip his hands before he lets go, "I just need you."

Pedro looks up. He looks at me. He feels his world light up. He feels the surroundings glow. He tightens his hold on me then gets down on one knee, "marry me."

I suck in a breath and nod, "I-"

I do.

I marry him.

I marry him against all the wishes of my family, effectively isolating me from all my relatives. I quit my job due to proximity issues, but in truth, I didn't need one anymore. Pedro lives up to his words, he gives me anything I want, everything I need; he placed Tokyo in the palm of my hands and yet-

It all fades.

Where once I beamed at his arrival, I now broke down in dread as I watched him crawl back to me.

I'm not in the mood for your lectures. I told you not to wait up. Strawberry, I had to take this job. Stop it. You wouldn't understand. I do this for you. I do this for you.

I DO THIS FOR YOU!

"I didn't ask you to do this for me," I sob against my knees as I pull my legs into me.

It was horrible. Pedro was working more than there were hours in the day. There was barely anything left of him when he came back. There was barely anything left of us.

"Oi, oi, oi~" a soft voice attempts to calm me.

I lift my puffy eyes as I look at the grey world before me. I watch as the curly haired man places a tray on the table and kneels down next to my chair, "what has you crying this time, puddle girl?"

Puddle girl. He called me this because I jumped in a puddle and splashed him the day we met.

He places a hand on my shoulder and shakes his head, "you don't have to worry about anything."

My voice breaks at his words. I sob, "Oscar-"

"Listen to me," he says, getting back on his feet, though he stays hunched to meet me at eye level, "Pedro is a dummy. He doesn't listen to me, he doesn't listen to you, but-" he raises a finger, "he listens to himself."

I sniffle at his words. I watch him as he straightens up.

"Show him what he's missing. Show him what he does this for, what he really does this for," Oscar says, placing his hands in his pockets, "did I ever tell you I made him buy me a bi-"

"Bike when you were still in school by convincing him it was him that broke yours," I continue his story for him through a stuffy voice.

Oscar chuckles. He presses the back of his hand on his lips as he does so, "ahhh," he sighs, "have I said it that much? Gomen~"

The sound of his voice makes the greyscale world seem brighter--happier. He chuckles again, running his hands through his hair. Sunshine cascades over his body, highlighting the curve of his toned chest through his dress shirt with three undone buttons. There is a sparkle that lingers on his bicep as he does this.

"Don't be too sad," Oscar says, pulling out a hanky from his pocket for me. He offers it with a smile and cocks his head to the side, "I made you a croissant and hot chocolate to cheer you up."

When I take his hanky and turn to the tray, I see the magic of his cooking waft in the hair. The smell of the food goes straight to my lungs and I realize in this moment just how hungry I was.

I shift in my spot, wiping my tears, reaching out for the pastry in front of me.

The bell chimes as the door is opened.

"Moshi moshi~" Oscar smiles, greeting the customers who walked into his bakeshop. I watch him as he attends to the old couple, leaning down to meet them eye level. My heart clenches when the old woman pinches his cheek.

The world suddenly has a golden haze.

I take Oscar's words to heart and put his plan into action.

I made it a point to do all the things I loved doing with Pedro and told him all about it. I made plans with him: I reserved dinner dates in our favorite places, bought tickets for movies we'd both like, wore the clothes I knew he liked me in, kissed him in spots that made him weak. I did it all, knowing he couldn't dare resist.

And yet he did.

At first, he would say he would try to make it to the date, then that he was too tired. Sometimes he'd cave and I'd have him right where I wanted him. Eventually, he began brushing me off.

He said he couldn't do those silly things right now.

"He said that?!" Oscar snapped, eyes wide in offence as I sob while recounting my latest encounter with his best friend. He fumes, "oh, I swear, I'm going to beat him up."

"Oscar, please."

"No, no-" he shakes his head rapidly, "I have to teach that rat a lesson."

"You're going to get yourself hurt."

"Well, you've been getting hurt," he counters.

I rub my eyes, no longer wanting to talk about this, as exhaustion begins to creep up on me.

The night air creeps up on me as a bunch of cars pass by the street of Oscar's closed bakeshop. For a moment, there was only the sound of tires on asphalt that filled the air.

"I've got it," Oscar mutters, "we'll make him jealous."

My face contorts in confusion and exhaustion, "nani?~"

"There's nothing that will make a man go crazy more than seeing his girl with someone else."

I huff and shake my head, "that's a horrible idea."

Oscar shakes his head too, grabbing my hand. I gasp when he does this. I look at him through my wet lashes. His brows furrowed. His eyes had stars in them. He mutters my name softly. A wind brushes through his hair as he did so, "trust me. I'm going to help you get your love back."

I look at him as he smiles.

"And anyway, it's just pretend," he reassures.

It really was.

Just pretend...

... at least at first.

Pedro grumbled as I giggled at the ice cream I smeared on his nose. He gives me a stink eye as I take a tissue and wipe the pink cream off him.

"It was an accident, darling," I say sweetly.

Pedro snorts and leans his forhead against mine, "of course it is," he pulls back as I giggle. A smirk plays on his lips as he licks his ice cream, "who would dare disrespect the big boss?"

I roll my eyes at his words. I nearly chew him up for it, but then I catch sight of Oscar and my attention is averted.

"Oscar-san!~" I call out.

Oscar raises a hand as he walks over to us.

"Pedro," Oscar says, patting him on the shoulder.

Pedro chuckles, nodding to him in regard, "Oscar."

Oscar looks between us, "any ice cream for me?"

"Sorry, we just got two," I retort.

Oscar pouts.

Pedro bites on his cone, "get your own."

Oscar turns to him, then back to me, "we should get one later."

I nod and smile, "okay."

Pedro furrows his brows, "later?" He tilts his head, "what's happening later?"

I mimic his expression, "don't you remember, Pedro? I told you I bought tickets for Barbie, but you said you couldn't watch it with me, so I invited Oscar to watch with me instead."

Pedro tenses. Oscar and I look at him as he slowly nods. "Ahh," Pedro says, "that's smart," he licks his ice cream, "better than not having anyone use the ticket."

Needless to say, I was quite dejected on our way to watch Barbie, as our plan didn't work at all.

"Don't worry about it, puddle girl," Oscar nudges me lightly with his elbow, "it's going to work."

"Work how?!" I blurt, "he thought it was a good idea!"

Oscar leans in and smiles, "in time."

"Pedro!" I call to him weeks later after that day, "do you like my outfit?"

Pedro, who was knee-deep in paper work, darts his eyes up and gazes at me through his glasses, barely shifting on his office chair. He looks me once over and nods, "yes, very pretty dear," he looks back to his desk, "are you going somewhere?"

"Hai~" I nod, stepping out of his office, "Oscar is going to pick me up in a few minutes."

Pedro pulls his head back and does a double take upon hearing this. He removes his glasses, "wait," he shakes his head, "Oscar?"

I nod again as I open the door, "hai~ He's taking me out dancing with my high school friends."

Pedro's brows furrows, "that's tonight? You said that was going to be next week."

"Pedro," I shake my head, "I told you that one week ago."

"But I-"

"Don't worry," I raise a hand, "Oscar agreed to come. I asked him this morning."

"This morning?" Pedro muttered, "that's such short notice."

I chuckle, "yeah. He needs to get a girlfriend." I step out of his office.

"Yamete!~"

I stop and turn back, finding Pedro was walking over to me. He places his hands on my shoulder and looks me up and down. "Beautiful," he whispers, placing a kiss on my lips. I am shocked my his affection, and my eyes widen as I gasp. When he pulls away, he brushes my cheek, "I love you."

I look at him, heart soaring at his words, "I love you."

A crack of thunder comes after a bolt of lighting rips through the dark grey clouds.

"I love you," Oscar says, body dripping in rain water.

I shake my head, eyes mimicking the sky, refusing to let him in. I close the small gap in the front door. He risks his fingers and toes by jamming them in to keep me from shutting him out.

"Onegaishimasu~" his voice breaks, "please don't make me go."

"Oscar," I whimper, eyes falling to the floor, unable to meet his gaze. I watch as water drips from his fingers, "everything about this is wrong."

"I know it is," he says and thunder cracks again, "I know it is."

I feel my cheeks burn because of my tears, "then leave. You know it's the right thing to do."

"But I don't want to leave-"

I sigh, "Oscar-"

"-and I know you don't either."

I don't respond to him.

There's another roll of thunder.

My skin pricks with goosebumps when he says my name the way he did, the way Pedro used to, the way Oscar always does.

"I love you," Oscar cries under his breath, "I love you so much that it hurts me to. It hurts because I love Pedro-" he growls, "-and hate him at the same time."

I finally look up to him, seeing just how distraught he was.

"I hate how he's done this to you," Oscar mutters, "I hate how he's pushed you aside and hurt you so much."

My tears travel down my neck.

"I hate how he has you but takes you for granted," he grits his teeth, "I hate that he has you. I hate that you met him first. I hate that you loved him first. I hate that I want you so bad. I hate-- I hate that things are the way they are."

And I know.

"You've made me into a puddle boy, puddle girl."

I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't help myself. I opened the door for him, slowly letting it creak.

Oscar drops to his knees in front of me. He embraces my legs and mutters, "tell me to go away-"

I brush his dripping hair back.

"Tell me to leave you alone and get help for doing this to you."

"Oscar..."

He looks up at me, eyes red and tried.

I know.

I really do. I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't help myself. I leaned down and kissed him.

That was it.

That was the end.

That was the day I chose to leave Pedro for Oscar.

I really did mean to. I meant to tell it to his face, to own up to the treachery, to confess my sins-- our sins, mine and Oscar's, his lover and his friend, two people that should never betray you. We meant to tell it to him upfront, but he made it impossible.

Between him not having time to see either of us, he didn't have the energy to even listen to anything other than his work.

So I left it all on his desk, a thank you, a sorry, an explanation, an I love you, and divorce papers.

The truth was, it took him 5 days to realize it was there, 5 days to realize it had already ended, 5 days to realize he'd been alone all this time.

Pedro dropped the handwritten letter on the floor and ran out of this office, screaming out a name no one would answer to. He bust through every door, every room in the hollow mansion, opened every light in every hall, and only then did it dawn on him that was it.

That was the end.

That was the day he crumpled the evidence of his greatest betrayal and grabbed his gun.

He was not in his right mind. He didn't think of taking his car, he didn't think about breathing, all he thought about was how dare they? How dare they do this to him? How dare they cast him aside? How dare they throw him away?

The world was blurry. The world was pixelated. He could not see the faces of anyone around him. They had no faces. They looked like painted background figures. They looked like melting wax.

Pedro's eyes were wide and his pupils were shrinked. His breathing was jagged and the gun stuffed in the back of his pants felt cold against his burning skin.

The world was like a coloring book vandalized by a child who could not keep the color in the lines. He slammed into faceless painted figures and melting wax, speaking no apology. He paid no attention to the noise of the outside word, none to the deafening honks of cars nor to the rattling of people.

He's at a thousand, he's sweating in this sweltering afternoon, then suddenly he's at a zero, the world goes silent.

He can only hear his breathing as he looked through the window of his friend's bakeshop. He can only hear himself demand answers in his mind as he watched his lover smile in a way that should have only ever been meant for him.

He watches as laughter comes. He watches as smiles are exchanged. He hyperventilates as lips meet lips. He pulls out his gun as he swears he hears an I love you whispered.

Oscar and I whip our heads when a piercing shriek rings from outside the bakeshop. The girl who screamed ran away, making everyone around her panic and run too.

I stand from my seat by the window, spotting the man across the street. A shiver runs down my spine.

Oscar, who was right behind me, tells me to stay put as he exits the shop. I don't. I follow after him.

"Pedro," Oscar calls and raises a wary hand.

Pedro clenches the handle of his firearm and turns off the safety, "shut up."

"Pedro," I whimper, coming to Oscar's side.

He points the gun to me and grits his teeth, "SHUT UP!"

On instinct, Oscar grabs my arm and pulls me behind him. In turn, Pedro steps onto the road and shakes his head, "DON'T YOU TOUCH HER!"

And as much as I was terrified, still, I circled around Oscar and raised my hands, "Pedro, please-"

Pedro's tears begin to burn down his cheek, "how could you do this to me?! ... with my only friend."

"I know," I shudder as I step forward, "it's all my fault. I-"

"It wasn't her fault-" Oscar yanks be back, walking in front of me, "it was my idea to do this-"

"Oscar," I call.

"-I convinced her to do things with me to make you jealous. It's all-"

"I decided to do those things!" I pull Oscar by the arm, turning to Pedro, "I cried to him about you everyday. He had no choice but to help."

Pedro's brows furrow tightly at the sound of Oscar calling out my name. Oscar and I continue to argue out our guilt.

The only reason we don't get into a fight is because gunshots crack through the air. Oscar and I hunch and huddle together.

Pedro marches forward as he shoots. He empties his magazine.

The next thing I know he's standing in front of us. My heart is racing. My hands are squished in Oscar's. Pedro is still firing his gun even though there were no more bullets left. I watch as the man I loved pulled the trigger on a gun pointed to the sky.

He drops his arm first, then his weapon, then is on his knees.

The man I love called out to his friend, "Pedro-"

"How could you do this to me?" Pedro mutters, eyes gazing upon our feet. He feels his throat constrict as tears drop onto the road, "I love you," he shakes his head, "I would do anything for you," he looks up. His eyes are red and puffy, "how could you do this to me?"

Neither I nor Oscar get to respond as sirens blare and a squad of police come running toward us. We are all ordered to put our hands up. Oscar and I do so and are apprehended. They begin to grow hostile towards Pedro when he does not move an inch from where he knelt.

I watch as three officers apprehend him with way more force than neccessary. They drag him up to his feet so hard his shirt rips. He wasn't even fighting back.

"OI!~ He didn't hurt anyone!" I call to the police around him.

Oscar speaks out, "we're not pressing charges. He didn't do anything."

"Didn't do anything? That man has hurt more people than you can count," the policewoman who had her hand on my shoulder says with contempt.

The policeman by Oscar's side scoffs, "that's the most wanted criminal in Tokyo," he spits to his side, "good fucking riddance."

Pedro is cuffed and sequentially jammed into the back of a police car.

"If you two follow us," the policewoman says, motioning to another police car, "we'd like to take you to the station for questioning."

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*HSMTMTS SEASON 4 SPOILERS*

Final episode. Oh, this is gonna kill me. Let’s go.

Poor ricky worrying about gina. HE WAS NOT HAVING DANI TRYNA JUMP IN LMAO. Ooh, there’s my babygirl G. Ricky being a supportive boyfriend, awww. EJ AS BOLTON, yasss. Gina wanted ricky to ask her to stay and he didn’t want to make the same mistake he did with nini, miscommunication trope, i hate it here. RICKY BOWEN IS A FUCKING MENACE. “hey, by the way, who the fuck are you guys?” Been asking myself this question for four years, we still don’t know. Awww, Ricky, baby. Ah, Monique coleman giving kourtney advice, aww cute. WISH WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AN ACTUAL THE BOYS ARE BACK SCENE. TIM, I’M UNDER YOUR BED. Ooh, rina paralleling troyella, babies. Why is everyone going to ej for advice lmao, even miss jenn. That boy is a freshman in college. Maddox is so pissed that ash and red could be back together. Madison knew hahha. MADLYN CONFESSION AND KISS, LET’S GO LESBIANS/ SAPPHICS! Also, the fact that ej carved their names into a tree, he knew since the beginning and was a supporter, 😂 Terri back off, gina’s already hesitant. Jealous ricky, awww. GINA JUST WALK AWAY, SHE’S SO GOOD, My gabriella fr. “Be good to her. Just please take care of her in New Zealand.” My boy loves her so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭. JENNZZARA ARE SO CUTE. NOT THE RINA LOOK EXCHANGE BEFORE MY BOY RICKY SINGS SCREAM. THEY’RE SO TROYELLA RN. Antoine is me. Aww not Benjamin touching his heart while watching miss jenn perform. JETNEY SCENE. MADDOX IS GOING TO NEW ZEALAND TOO WTF??? Aww, big red worrying about Ricky, such a good friendship. Ricky worrying about his future now that gina’s leaving. Rina right here, right now reprise version?! It work so well for them at this point in their story. My poor children, tim istg if they don’t get their happy end i’m suing. THE LOOK EXCHANGE AND GINAS SMILE AFTER THE SONG, DON’T MIND ME DYING ON THE FLOOR. HAHA MRS POTTER DID NOT LIKE THAT. WAIT ANTOINE IS ANDY??? WAIT ANDY AND RED???? ANOTHER RINA LOOK EXCHANGE DURING CURTAIN CALL, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! andy screaming is me. DEWEY IS A SOFTIE OMG. AND A RINA CHEEK KISS! Seb 😭😭😭. Gina, my movie star baby. Ooof ricky’s speech hit me where it hurts. I hate it here. ITS OVER KOURTNEY SHUT UP 😭😭😭😭. G OH SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS AND THE WAY RICKY LOOKED AT HER AND MOUTHED ‘wow’. He’s in such awe of her, my otp. Oof, gina’s speech also hit me where it hurts. Not her calling jet out when it comes to kourtney haha. THE WAY SHE WENT THROUGH THE PEOPLE ONE BY ONE OH AND WHAT SHE SAID TO RICKY OMG 😭😭😭 “But with you I feel so seen, and so understood and so known.” THATS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ANY I LOVE YOU, OH THEY DESTROY ME. I MEAN SHE LITERALLY SAID “this one is gonna kill me.” The way the camera couldn’t find ej 😂😂😂. MISS JENN IS THEIR MOTHER, GINA CONFIRMED. THE RINA HUG AFTER HER SPEECH TO HIM PLS I’M ON THE FLOOR. NOT ASHLYN FINDING OUT MADDOX HAS TO LEAVE TOO. I HATE IT HERE. RINA AND MADLYN ENDGAME PLS. OH THE WAY RICKY’S VOICR BROKE WHEN HE SAID “I DIDN’T SAY I LOVR YOU.” OOH GO FIND THAT GUITAR RICKY. Ooh mack’s not doing Romeo and Juliette, ha. GO TELL YOUR GIRL YOU LOVR HER RICKY, GET THE GIRL. OMG RICKY! “Am i too late?” Some things never change. RICKY. CONFESSING. HIS. LOVE. TO. GINA. WITH. A. SONG. IN. FRONT. OF. REPORTERS. HER MOM. ALL THEIR FRIENDS. THEIR TEACHERS. HER BOSS. DON’T MIND ME ON THE FLOOR SOBBING HYSTERICALLY. THE LYRICS??? ‘Cause i love you fells a lot like high school and forever after that.”STFU. EVERYONE JOINING IN 😭😭😭 RINA ENDGAME OMG. RINI LOVE CONFESSION COULD NEVER. ITS HIS FAVORITE HAT SHUT UP. STFU STFU STFU THE EMBROIDERY ON THE TAG STFU. “Just like me.” RINA ENDGAME. OMG GINA MOVED THE MOVIE TO SALT LAKE BEFORE RICKY EVER EVEN SHOWED UP, RINA ENDGAME FR. AWW MISS JENNS STAYING TOO. RINA FOREHEAD KISS SHUT UP! Ricky is such a good boyfriend, helping her down. Terri finally approves! Ha. MISS JENN AND MR MAZZARA FINALLY. GINA WEARING RICKYS JACKET AHHH, cuties. BORN TO BE BRAVE NAWW. LAST RINA CHEEK KISS, IM FINE 😭😭😭😭 AWW THEY WENT TO DENNY’S. What a nice nod to nini. Omg the post credit scene STOP IT RN.

Seblos endgame ✅

Jetney endgame ✅ (kinda)

Madlyn endgame ✅

Jennzzara endgame ✅

MOST IMPORTANTLY RINA ENDGAME ✅✅✅ THEY CALLED US DELUSIONAL BUT WE MADE IT RINAS. THIS SEASON WAS FOR US. THIS IS THE BEST DISNEY SHIP THEY WERE SO INSANE FOR A DISNEY SHIP, OMG. OTP FOREVER, Golden retriever boyfriend and black cat girlfriend fr.

Question; Are we all in agreement that ricky definitely took over as Romeo after mack left the movie???

[murkystarlight]

An ask you said..

HA!

Any opinion on OceanLove, TripleTrouble or VioletCrystals?:)

Okay-

I think TripleTrouble is Hadrian x Gabriel x Romeo

OceanLove is Fred x Gabriel

VioletCrystals is Romeo x Gabriel

I'm sorry if I got that wrong-

Now. I actually had something to talk about with either... TT or OL. But I completely forgot it- so that's just lost forever... hahha-... ah...

Overall, I love em! Two chaotic men falling in love with a warrior with the heart of gold. I would seriously live for that. I especially loved the one with Gabriel scolding them resulting to Romeo and Hadrian getting all pouty and sulking about it. And the similarities between Romeo and Hadrian is something that I never really noticed before! Would like to see more of it.

For OceanLove... is there more to say? Two blue calm peaceful men in love. Now that's one smooth ride. Until something goes wrong and everything goes wrong! And from this we can say Gabriel's choice in men aren't just horrible. Maybe the death of his lover altered his taste? But OceanLove! (Beautiful name by the way) Can't help but think of Fred being a literal god(same for VC). And the villain Fred au really gave a nice twist without changing too much in how their original relationship was like(well not until later-). But I think this ship is just really cute. And can pack in a lot of angst inside it. But as much as,

VioletCrystals.

I just can't help but think of this in a specific way, from Gabriel's point of view. Say Fred was Gabriel's lover. Now he is in a relationship with the murderer of his former lover who was also the lovers friend.

He knows that Fred wouldn't be too bothered with it in the end. But the guilt keeps packing up inside him.

Although, what I love most about these ships... gotta be the reactions of everyone around them.

Sorry for the wait. Really shouldn't have taken this long to write. I just took a lot of time trying to figure out the ship names lol- probably would talk more about this another time though

[ygodmyy20]

For the wip game: how about Teru gets seriously injured? How injured are we talking? Seriously, mayhaps? My tumblr crashed three times as i wrote that so uh hopefully it didn’t send three times lol

heheh i knew that one would be picked my someone! Also ough that is annoying tumblr being so dumb

So Teru is not SUPER injured. But sorta injured. Mild injury. Failure Fever babyyyyy

Let's see... I may be lazy and copy over my general explanation I shared with some peeps earlier hahaha the general jist is that teru gets a failure fever and also runs himself so into the ground that he barely has any powers (hello also reading Gates to Heck hahha). But it’s not a villain or anything that pushes teru it’s basically teru just overdoes himself. Like, he always is helping either with his powers or something else and he never says no to people asking for help and he just does Too Dang Much. Teru just overdoes himself, works too hard, takes on too much and slams into a wall.

He and Shigeo are living together at this point (ah yes 90% of my wips are Terumob hahah)

Shigeo finds Teru nearly passed out in bed and Teru is so out of it he just kinda waves his hands like “nothing don’t worry about it!!!” all loopy and feverish and Shigeo is like "nothing to worry about? there is SO MUCH to worry about you have a failure fever and no powers what did you do??"

Reigen and Serizawa are also there to assist. Because they may or may not have adopted Teru in this idea. Unsure. It is not a complex AU verse or anything haha

That's about all my brain has without getting into super details.

.....but there is also an alt that all i wrote was:

Teru gets seriously injured, this is set far in the future. He and Shigeo are married and been married for years. It catches everyone by surprise.

Shigeo unleashes rage.

Reigen hasn’t seen this in years….

So um, not sure what was happening there but can noodle on that last one I suppose? ahaha

[jayflrt]

the consent is so sexy, making sure everything is fine, the dirty talk, JUST EVERTHING WAS SO SEXY AHHH!!! MAYBE ILL LOSE MYSELF TOO ALONG WITH YN, ME TOO GIRLIE ME TOO !!!!

“I’ve never had sex like this,” you admitted in a breath, gripping onto his shoulders a little harder. It was true; you had never had all of your needs fully satisfied without any expectations of returning the favor. “Never?” You shook your head. “And… can you start slow for me? Please?” “I plan on taking my time.” He moved your hair out of your face. “Hoon didn’t?” Again, a hesitant shake of your head. Jay’s eyes narrowed.  His laugh was devoid of mirth. “Of course.”

hoon is a fucking disappointment and asshole. fuck him. i blushed at this (i need help) jay pls fight him. if i was jay i will bring this up to him idc. (love being a bitch 0.00001% of the times) they are so cute end me lord. me fucking when. honestly when can i have a man like jay !

“I don’t have a condom.” You groaned. “Can we just buy Plan B tomorrow?” “Do you know how expensive Plan B is? That’s, like, at least—” You rolled your eyes and cut him off by sealing his lips with yours, cupping Jay’s face with your hands. After you pulled back, much to his displeasure, you asked, “You have me naked underneath you right now, and you’re worried about how much Plan B costs?” He cocked his head to the side, as if the answer couldn’t be any more obvious. “Yes?” “We can deal with that tomorrow,” you insisted, “just please.”

i laughed sm about this, idk what's funnier that jay is me. i would have said this. so true king these things are so expensive for what in this economy...

getting suit right after that woah. they are so insane, THEY ARE MY INSANE PARENTS AHHH. they are so horny why you doing all that in the public /j Jay's text..... honey no pls lets not. also ye sim ignoring part about yn dad because we talk about later lets not ruin the fun shall we ? honestly thank god my finals are end of next month. i can ignore the conflict part so i can come back to when they are together, so they never broke up in my head. (im delusional)

theory anon

celebrating the day mc finally got the man of her dreams 🥳🥳 (even though it's gonna go to shit soon but let's just celebrate the moment!!!!) she no longer has to be chained to a requited(?) situationship(?) where both want to make a move but can't(?)

HAHHA honestly the hardest part was keeping their conversation on track 😭 i would always steer into something unserious and have to go back and fix it like /?:9;!/&:!

ah yes the tailor shop,, almost considered writing a scene for that part but decided to leave it up to your guys' imaginations 🤭 also omg exams next month?? good luck! i hope you pass with flying colors!! 🥰💖

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

daddy keeho manga wont let me play daddy i need coffee now hahha where is this? room 4 when righrtmmnow what the fuxk biitch sid u denmmand omxfcoffee from me no ahahha why? bc uur so mean no im not mean im getting high on ew hes nasty yes i am hahha get the furniture were getting high on greek merymmywsweaeegotoueroomheyumeanypantsiminmyroomalreadyhowoldareyou28ewshes10yrsokdchanheeishere?nohesintherestroomom aee mmmjiiidinf nw u wanr to stay for eternity yes i do 766 ew she got high on cashappdaddynoidontlikeushedidntiloveudaddyimhereiwanttostayiloveudaddybutahesbuaytonightwithfeimeewshedoeslikemeshelovwsmeshekoesvmeikoverhtosoimgonnastaywithertinufhfabdshwhufhinmethyesshiesyesshiesyesgiesdorevenan a set vamernamen yes she is here today for eternity amen amen amen amen she won eveeythin ahe asked for yes i did yesshe did shedid win evetthinfsheaskeddor yes she did what do u want mosr out of life? furniture rn yes she does want furniture yes it is smart yes its smarr she keeps the phone too and shes the smaemest kid jn jamaica she srill listeninf yes i am ok u want us ro take over yes amen she did jr she dies she lost evrythinf yesm syes a r did yesnoahe didnr wahewon eveyrhinf i am prinçe 1963 yes i am eho are u? princess 1963 why idk lol why aeem ubbeinf nice to me? yes i am beinff b ice ro u loce u ro love u no u ywa i dis ok she xant break his code hahha yes i xan ein evetthinf u c an have rhem oknso rhays euse ad y a s irs ok shs has hee own code and ubwknr hemmmfice hee amtthinf shebwanfs? aee u south korean yes i am cool so am i i tjink ok sfop she fefs fhe furniturw rn yes she does fer furniture right now immisiarelt i see ligjts in mt room she does? yes i do im in her phone and its beautfuik but the wronfedmmmeth is not inbtheee fill up plwaae rufht now rufhr now rifhronow. rifht ow rif ni shes rifhtvshe doesnt want rofhe r hsfhif ho ok so i xontrol her inheritance yws ibdo who king 1963 soes conteol desarae hollins inhertianxe starting immisately yes he dies aspa promies? yes ok sofjfifjdjdjeidjpgone yws j wjsfhok ubxsn have irb whyvill meet u in mt bedroom rm samsunf 911 whar fet fhe fuxkibf dhrifbonsd bjfxh lava & knives

[scalamore]

(Pure fangirl impressions) Ch 115

Haha a new subtitle of ‘pure fangirl impressions’ because i have too many thoughts to organize right now

I’m really happy with how they adapted these chapters for 115. I feel they serve to ENHANCE and even surpass the novel version at some point (!!!)

Yeah hi Papa Felipe, barging in and dropping off the remnants of Lari’s diary. (Novel detail only: he noticed Lari was gone and asked if that was why Rupert looked like shit lol)

Novel detail: Lehan remembers him because he was out wandering and randomly taught the troops chemistry one day (chap 86)

Novel detail: the page were burnt into crumbs, but in the manhwa some pages were left intact, but damaged. I prefer this because Rupert actually has more info to glean from

I LOVE RUPERT’S EXPRESSION OF SHOCK AAAA. Haha he forgets lehan was standing there for a while and finally dismisses him

Rupert finally figures out the inexplicable part of Lari: things make sense because she regressed.

The heartbreaking thing is he see her words (manhwa only) that include: [ It’s horrible. I don’t want to beg to live like this]. [I won’t die like that again] and… [I returned from death].

he then has a flashback to their first meeting and during the gun scene and recalls how he knew from the start how fake she was, to pretend she was bubbly and clueless but the moment he turned around she would give him a look of pure hatred and fear, and felt as if if he let his guard down she’d stab him in the back. But eventually he forgot because she said nice things to him and he felt comfortable around her, and eventually those feelings grew to the point where he wanted to grab her and kiss her

The manhwa changes the wording a bit - while in the novel it’s like [i want to kiss her], the manhwa says [like a beast, i wanted to kiss her] (or something like that - but the important thing is AS OF CHAPTER 78, PER THE MANHWA, HE IS THIRSTING FOR HER SO STRONGLY ALREADY!!!

In the novel, it doesn’t give readers a specific timeframe of when he started developing feelings - so I expected a random scene. But NOOO they used Ch 78.. so then by Ch 78, if he feels this strongly.. then that slightly changes how one would potentially see the entirety of S3, because it would change from “Ah his feelings are growing slowly and steadily” to “wait he’s loved her so much this whole time? So in this moment…” Omggg!!! I’m re-reading some scenes and having so much fun with it ><

THEY DID BETTER THAN I IMAGINED FOR THE SOFA SCENE.

yes, they included a panel of her saying he should upgrade his furniture, but also a few panels of her being around the room making random comments and calling out to him while smiling. He misses her calls that muchhhhh T_T

Ah the tori scene in the last third. Instead of making her give a weird fake smile, they left her emotionless. But she still mimicked Lari’s hug, to which Rupert gently distanced her away.

We get a nice flashback to how Tori was created, with poor Rupert hiding behind Eva while watching Tori beg for her to stop.

This is such good paneling to end the chapter, because it makes the reader think “Oh no, with lari gone, he’s in despair he only has Tori (Eva) left, he’s shackled down again… will he become a tyrant again??? and the answer is no, Rupert is approaching his “black bread stalker guy” phase HAHHA.

In terms of what they’ll adapt next week in 116, there’s a 50% they’ll give us a Rupelali reunion. It’s hard to say because there’s a lot of skippable filler content with the backstory of Lari’s village life // and Lehan + Rupert antics.. BUT IT INCLUDES THE LEAF SCENE… but again, is skippable stuff. The next few chapters is essentially the same scene as well, with Lari’s POV first, then Rupert’s POV.. (like Ch 97/98) so will be interesting to see what they do.

[ao3feed-byler2]

fool me twice

by kjfdfghubf

Fool me once,

 “Are we going to move again?”

“No, sweetie, we're going to stay here, and now you can finally make some little friends of your own.”

“You promise?”

“I Promise.”

  Shame on you,

  Fool me twice?

 “Micheal, it's time to leave.”

“I-i don't want to leave.”

“Well, you don't really have a choice, do you? Now get in the car.”

  Well, I should be used to it by now.

Words: 60, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Maxine "Max" Mayfield, Holly Wheeler, Joyce Byers, Karen Wheeler, Ted Wheeler (Stranger Things), Lucas Sinclair, Dustin Henderson, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Minor Original Characters - Character, Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler

Relationships: Holly Wheeler & Mike Wheeler, Will Byers/Mike Wheeler, Maxine "Max" Mayfield & Mike Wheeler, Mike Wheeler & Ted Wheeler, Mike Wheeler & Nancy Wheeler, Jonathan Byers/Nancy Wheeler, The Party - Relationship, Will Byers & Eleven | Jane & Dustin Henderson & Maxine Mayfield & Lucas Sinclair & Mike Wheeler

Additional Tags: I swear to God, this bitch deleted all my tagsssss, ok, SO, Mike Wheeler-centric, Mike Wheeler Angst, like so much of it im so sorry, Hurt No Comfort, none for a very very veyr vert very very, long time, Oops, ok so basically karen and ted pack up and leave hawkins taking only mike and holly with them, mike never gets to say goodbye, please please please read these tags, there is going to be a lot of heavy fucking stuff in this story, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, implied/referenced eating disorder, this needs to be a tag, TF, mike is so not okay, its not funny, im seriosuly so sorry, police plots, you dont understand this just yet but hopefully it will make sence later one, starting highschool alone, Dissociation, Yikes, Bullying, Bad Parent Ted Wheeler (Stranger Things), no seriously he is really bad, i am making him such an asshole, ......more so, and that inherently makes me an asshole, sorry guys mike has no good role models in this story HAHHA, Bad Parent Karen Wheeler, only good thing he has going for him is how close he is with his baby sister, how I love a cute pookie bear sibling relationship between Mike wheeler and Holly wheeler, Why?, because we never get it ofcourse, ;), holly calls him mikey, just to make you more inticed to read this shit once it comes out, marketing purposes, ykyk, ok so just to clarify mike has to leave after season 2 ends, or maybe season 1?, ah whatever all in know is that hes gone before season three

from AO3 works tagged 'Will Byers/Mike Wheeler' https://ift.tt/r6OFbuy

[goodnightjar]

230520 #SF9 #JAEYOON

💌: #. weekendjaengjji💗

fantasy~~~~

yooni is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hurry up come to the fancafe!!!!!!!

💭💭💭

🐣: this time too i'll 1

🐣: 2

🐣: 3

🐣: 4

🐣: ig fantasy got no mood to play

🐣: brr (cutely)

🐣: mio (i hate you☹️) (very cutely🙈)

🐣: fantasy is here!!!! (cutely)

🐣: why are you late (very cutely)

🐣: its cuz i wanted to see u

🐣: i just ate

🐣: i did lower body workout today

🐣: & ate meat at day!!!

🐣: & had a cup of coffee!!!

🐣: had a short nap!!!

🐣: checked out lotte even tho we lost!!!

🌌: even tho oppa came; he don't replyㅠㅠ

ㄴ🐣: im sorry.....

🐣: i'm totally off to bed by 10'o clock^^

🐣: fantasy what are you doing???

🐣: cuz i submitted books at training camp

🐣: now im reading the books i brought little by little

🐣: Dallergut (book) is fun ㅎㅎ

(see his last iv for details about books :))

🐣: & ig these days my face got kinda tanned

🐣: i re-apply sunscreen more often than before (cutely)

🐣: i practicing hard on saxophone!!!

🐣: later on if a chance to meet fantasy comes up i'll definitely let you know!!

🐣: oh and today i brought 2 chicken leg nuggets, 1 koxchip (ig its kkobuk chip), 1 chick chok choco from PX!

🌌: you're slow jaeyoon

ㄴ🐣: hold on.....

🐣: what are you doing now???

🐣: aa right I have something to brag about to fantasy

🐣: i'll wait a little more...... (cutely)

🐣: soon im a private first class!!!!!!!!!

🐣: private first class lee jaeyoon (i) can do it!

🐣: isn't this how you get discharged????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🐣: fantasy

🐣: it will be quick

🐣: wait for me

🐣: just wait right there

🐣: I have memorized all fantasy faces

🐣: if you ain't there beware!! (as in warning lol)

🌌: *📸* jaengpeus are having a drink now

ㄴ🐣: oh it's cola & beer!!!

🌌: need to prepare flower shoes><

ㄴ🐣: ill give it a try (cutely)

🐣: oh did you listen to good morning voice message well?

🌌: I have nowhere else to go 'bapoya'

(instead of pabo. bap is meal)

ㄴ🐣:bapo?!!!!!!!!

🌌: jaeyoon noona is not going anywhere...!!!

ㄴ🐣: noona!!!!

🌌: why am I trembling.......

ㄴ🐣: when we actually meet what will you do...

🌌: puppy... did u eat??

ㄴ🐣: i ate ... did you eat??

🐣: 재윤시❤️

🌌: even just imagining riceball blowing his saxophone makes me happy ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴ🐣: right even just imagining riceball blowing his saxophone yootaeyang ㅋㅋㅋ

( op has tyang's pfp hahha 😂)

🌌: private first class lee jaeyoon baekgol slogan start!!

ㄴ🐣: 앜!!!

🌌: jaeyoon!!!! pls discipline jaengpeus

ㄴ🐣: ID!!!!

(op's ID was i like sanghyuk 😂)

he going behind all tyangpeus & dangpeus

🐣: ah #Yooniquest

🌌:*🐣📸* handsome guy appear

ㄴ🐣: but this pic ㅋㅋㅋ ain't it too burdensome...? (cutely).

🐣: for Yooniquest

🐣: last week wasnt it tangsuyuk?

🌌: wow im envious of fantasy who got a replyㅜㅜ

ㄴ🐣: jjan!!! (🥂)

🐣: this week how about~~~~~

🐣 lets go with Aglio e Olio (spaghetti)

🐣: 앙대앙대 (angdae angdae🐶) (no)

🐣:알료몰료 (alryomolryo)

🐣: 알료올료 the word is so cuteㅋㅋㅋright???

🐣: and dessert

🐣: for dessert

🐣: 두그두구구구두구 (drum rolls🥁)

🐣: its häageb-dazs chocolate

🐣: its delicious.....

🌌: ain't it too expensive

ㄴ🐣: i'll buy for u!!

🐣: ah fantasy listen!!

🐣: and these days the weather is getting hotter

🐣: now you gotta wear soft short sleeves tshirt

🐣: don't dress too lightly its hot again

🐣: im right here to diligently protect the country

🐣: don't worry a lot

🐣: wherever you are im cheering for you

🐣: cuz i miss you

🐣: you should stay healthy

🐣: fantasy don't get hurt

🐣: cuz if we say i love you we can answer it with an i love you; that's our relationship.

🐣: private lee jaeyoon will come back again

🐣: ill come visit again when i can!

🐣: baek gol!

🐣: bbabbai

[sadcabbages]

I'm dissociated constantly. Haha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Hahahaha. hahahahahahahah ahahahh ahhaha hhahahahahahahahhaah ahhaha ah aha aha aahahahah ahahha hhahhahah ahahahahhahahhha ahhhahahahahahahhaahahahah hhha aahha ahahahahhh hahhah aha ahahhah hha haha ahhha ahaha ahahhah hh ahahah ahhhh hha ha hah ahaha aha ha aha hahha aha ahahahaa ha hah ahah ahah ahahha ahaa ha aa aaa ahha ahaha haaha aha aha aha hahahah ahhhhh ha hh ahah ahhha ahhha hhha hahaha ahahaha aha hah ahah ahahahahaha ah aah hahaha hahahaahah a ha aha ah ah ah ahha haha ah aaha ahah a ha ahha ha. what. what. what. what.

[alpineshift]

Hahha ah yes it’s really awesome! But you know opinion can differ 😂. I know people who wouldn’t be caught dead in the outdoors 🤷🏼‍♀️ Oh god no, I am so NOT a morning person. I would not be up for that. Although I can imagine the sunrise would have been out of this world (if it wasn’t cloudy).

Ah yes I can imagine! A glacier trek sounds pretty hardcore as well though! Very cool 😍

Ah yeah I get that I mean I live in Europe so I know. It’s not like I know all the details about North America. Ah thank you! Today was good, except for the printer being broken which is sooo annoying on prep day 😒.

Ooh we don’t really celebrate Halloween here but I get the excitement. I’m more of a Christmas girly 🎄. But yay hockey!

LOOL only very normal waking hours for hikes around here. We ain't doing it like Nico Hischier and his 2am adventures 😂 he should take lots of sunrise pictures so ppl like us can enjoy it with zero hiking effort hehe

I'm already dying to go back to Switzerland aha. maybe one day I'll make it around the mountain properly.

Omg printers can sense when you need them the most I fear. every moment its very normal but the second you need it to do something important it goes on its own little holiday. like hey!! we all clocked in!! everyone I work with that has kids is now out of office for one last week of vacation before the school year hits again haha. let's gooo autumn.

I love Christmas too!! It's really the only time my friend group hauls ass to meet up so it's lovely. Plus all the decorations, good food, a teensy bit of snow hopefully LOL. What do you guys usually do to celebrate?

[borathae]

chapter 16 lets gooo im soo excited

OK I TAKE THAT BACK WTF WHTAS GOIN ON AAAH WHY IS IT EMPTY AGAIN NO NO SHE AINT GETTING THEM CALLS

oh her stuff is still there NO NOT THE ACCIDENT THOGUHT SHUT UP BRAIN *feeling like throwing kook off a cliff for the emotional rollercoaster

OF COURSE SHE IS AT WORK

oh shit i forgot to ramble here in between reading

THE SMUT AS always wass soo emotional and disgustingly in love and hot as fuck

jungkook styling his hair, all i could think was the gcf 😩😩

I could finally go full starfish in New York. ...... I did it naked once too.” ... “Didn’t like it, I crushed my balls when I flipped over."  very noodle coded indeed

"I swear to god I shouldn’t curse cause it’s one of our models, but piece of shit technology who invented you?” he grumbles. 💀💀💀

"There are kimchi delivery services?” yeah kookles your mom works there

ok now im loving the dad uwu

I felt like some gang boss when I came to their office cause I had like ten security guards with me and they all had guns, can you imagine that? I felt so cool. manz turned into mafia daddy from wattpad all of a sudden hold on why did i feel tony stark vibes lol

if you didn’t have that lingering thought of your surprise in the back of your head. i got scared and all that suspense for going to piss. im gonna squish ur cute lil ass aaah AH WHAT DO U MEAN SHE DOESNT HAVE TO PISS??? IS SHE GOING TO PROPOSE TO HIM OH MYG GOD

HOLY SHIT SHE DID IT YESS I LOVE MY BABIES IM GONNA CRY

You realise that you were an idiot back then. A hug like that is possible god its me again when do i get this

“You know I love your facts, but don’t ruin it now." 

You laugh, "hey don’t attack my attempt at being less awkward." shush stop exposing me

we are talking very - ugly sob afterwards. oh how long has it been since i cried like that

Me choosing violence in the beginning:

but also, I wanted to showcase how anxiety can sometimes mess with your thoughts and give you scenarios which are so very unlikely and yet they seem like the most logical thing to you in the moment. So I'm glad that you could feel his nervousness, because it means I did a good job at portraying what I wanted hehehe

jungkook styling his hair, all i could think was the gcf 😩😩

JAIL. the gcf messed me tf up like fndnfnadn

I could finally go full starfish in New York. ...... I did it naked once too.” ... “Didn’t like it, I crushed my balls when I flipped over."  very noodle coded indeed

PLEEASE NOODLE CODED OMFG HAHHA I might have to borrow this for a fluffy drabble one day hahaha where she is all like "very noodle coded indeed" after he did something silly :(

hahahha the cat memes after finding out she quit her job is such a mood afhadhsf me when I wrote that part fjdjfja

[robo-beasty]

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[daphuu]

I will reblog this every time I see it as a steady reminder to those who know me that I absolutely adore and admire all works of art (writing, pictures, drawin’s, music, EVERYTHING) that y’all put out. I’m here for the long haul baybeeee~

Friend: I just thought you might like my art-

Me:

[kiivg]

thank you for the anders and carver art 😭 even if it's not ship-related i love them together and the mood you created on the canvas is really nice!!

.Thank you!! 🥰 Working with greens is always a challenge haha. But, I mean I was getting Carver/Anders vibes when I was drawing that piece so that probably bled through haha, but I don't really know much about the dynamic between those two if they were in a relationship. It does seem pretty cool on the face of it, just on the fact that Anders can fall so very deeply in love with Hawke, you can imagine the same would go for Carver. Even if it might be wholly different, seeing as I don't think Carver is into Anders' zealous attitude towards freedom for the mages. But you can play as a Hawke who is also against that and have a rivalmance with Anders and that is just delicious 🤩.

.I don't know what would happen if they were both Wardens in a relationship because Carver finally comes into his own when he becomes a Warden. You know, allowing to flourish as his own person instead of being the kind of almost forgotten back up for if Hawke should ever fail. Maybe he'd relish in finally being able to have a purpose in life and his attitude towards Anders' plight would change. I don't know hahha.

.Anyway! In that Deep Roads piece, I made Carver's bandages out of Anders' jacket sleeves and Hawke's trouser leg haha. And in the background, Hawke is setting up defensive barriers so that they can rest, Varric is helping keep an eye on things as he's doing that, and Anders is the one checking on Carver. The entire team is pretty much making sure they've got a safe place to rest, or mostly that Carver has a safe place to rest in particular because he's so much more injured than the rest of them (even if only Anders know he has contracted the blight), because Carver is the only warrior there, he's probably doing the most work fighting against the darkspawn.

.Another thing in that picture is that Hawke and Anders are sharing Hawke's gloves, I like to think both of them ended up having to cast spells without the usual build up of twirling their staffs around, which meant their hands were taking damaged from their own magic, and the gloves offered a tiny bit of protection for them both. But that's just me imagining that Doherty's hands are eventually scarred beyond belief since he's a force mage, a lot of physical impact from spells does a lot of damage to him when he's casting with his hands.

.AH! I went off on a tangent there but! If anyone has some tasty Carver/Anders fic recommendations lmk 👀👌. Anyone out there written them as Wardens at some point way past DA2 when they're both..... wait... oh.... hehehehehe 👹.