Sourcerer usurps
Unseen University —
Rincewind runs away*.
Title: Sourcery
Author: Terry Pratchett
Published: 1988
Read: September 2023
Rating: 3/5
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*This could be the final line of any Rincewind haiku. (Could this be the first haiku with footnotes? Seems apt for Terry Pratchett, don't you think?)
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Highlands, a pasture —
A fluffy bull approaches
And I say, “Hi coo!”
(A punny haiku, written November 2023.)
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The end gives meaning:
To hear one must be silent —
To live one must die.
Title: A Wizard of Earthsea
Author: Ursula K. Le Guin
Published: 1968
Read: October 2023 (re-read)
Rating: 5/5
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Ape librarian
Reports crime worse than murder:
Someone stole a book!
Title: Guards! Guards!
Author: Terry Pratchett
Published: 1989
Read: December 2023 (re-read)
Rating: 5/5
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An established rule:
Only men can be wizards —
Meet the exception.
Title: Equal Rites
Author: Terry Pratchett
Published: 1987
Read: August 2023
Rating: 4/5
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Melancholy Dane
Speaks more than anyone else —
The rest is silence.
Title: Hamlet
Author: William Shakespeare
Published: circa 1601
Read: October 2023 (re-read)
Rating: 5/5
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Painting in black ink,
Exquisite calligraphy:
Nibs dance on the page.
(Haiku acrostic, written October 2023.)
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DEATH SEEKS APPRENTICE:
ROOM AND BOARD, SCYTHE INCLUDED —
LOVE OF CATS A MUST.
Title: Mort
Author: Terry Pratchett
Published: 1987
Read: September 2023 (re-read)
Rating: 3/5
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Secret fungal web
Makes the forest possible:
Everything connects.
Title: Entangled Life: How Fungi Make Our Worlds, Change Our Minds and Shape Our Futures
Author: Merlin Sheldrake
Published: 2020
Read: October 2023
Rating: 5/5
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Where do I begin?
Picture an ancient serpent
Eating its own tale.
Title: Pyramids
Author: Terry Pratchett
Published: 1989
Read: November 2023
Rating: 4/5
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Unstoppable force,
Leader of the leaderless:
Granny Weatherwax.
Title: Wyrd Sisters
Author: Terry Pratchett
Published: 1988
Read: October 2023 (re-read)
Rating: 4/5
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Hamlet and Macbeth
Through a Pratchettian lens —
Could be made for me!
(Alternate haiku for Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters.)
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Non-binary monk
Befriends a zen-like robot:
Truly comforting.
Title: Pslam for the Wild-Built
Author: Becky Chambers
Published: 2021
Read: June 2023
Rating: 5/5
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In such evil times
Survival is heroic —
Value endurance.
Title: Kindred
Author: Octavia E. Butler
Published: 1979
Read: November 2023
Rating: 5/5
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Peruvian bear
Loves marmalade sandwiches —
Please look after him.
Title: A Bear Called Paddington
Author: Michael Bond
Published: 1959
Read: February 2023 (re-read)
Rating: 4/5
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E.T. overwhelmed,
Earth's far too noisy and bright:
Big autism mood.
Title: The Man Who Fell to Earth
Author: Walter Tevis
Published: 1963
Read: September 2023
Rating: 2/5
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