brb, pivoting to booktube!
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Comedic haikus
Are frequently rather crude —
This one ends with bum!
(Written December 2017.)
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Ape librarian
Reports crime worse than murder:
Someone stole a book!
Title: Guards! Guards!
Author: Terry Pratchett
Published: 1989
Read: December 2023 (re-read)
Rating: 5/5
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Reject the guidelines —
Discover your truest self:
Be it on purpose.
Title: Convenience Store Woman
Author: Sayaka Murata (translated by Ginny Tapley Takamori)
Published: 2016 (English translation 2018)
Read: December 2023
Rating: 4/5
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Itchy-footed Rat
Just needs to write a poem,
Says faithful friend Mole.
Title: The Wind in the Willows
Author: Kenneth Grahame
Published: 1908
Read: December 2023 (re-read)
Rating: 5/5
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Highlands, a pasture —
A fluffy bull approaches
And I say, “Hi coo!”
(A punny haiku, written November 2023.)
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Whisking us away,
Hartnell, Gatwa and beyond —
Our six-decade trip.
(Haiku acrostic to celebrate the 60th anniversary of Doctor Who, written November 2023.)
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Sherlock's last dozen
Were nearly all underbaked;
Thor Bridge was good though.
Title: The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes
Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
Published: 1927
Read: November 2023
Rating: 2/5
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Wonko's asylum:
Wallpapered on the outside,
To house the whole world.
Title: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
Author: Douglas Adams
Published: 1984
Read: November 2023 (re-read)
Rating: 3/5
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In such evil times
Survival is heroic —
Value endurance.
Title: Kindred
Author: Octavia E. Butler
Published: 1979
Read: November 2023
Rating: 5/5
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Writing Christmas cards —
Purple ink from fountain pen
Last held by my Mum.
(Written in 2020 for Leafcutter John's Lockdown Patchwork.)
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Silver screen legends
Become mere business assets:
Art deserves better.
Title: Remake
Author: Connie Willis
Published: 1995
Read: April 2023
Rating: 4/5
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Wishing for knowledge,
Hectoring relentlessly —
You have to explain!
(Haiku acrostic, written October 2023.)
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Time keeps going on —
I really thought it might stop
After you were gone.
(Written in 2020 for Leafcutter John's Lockdown Patchwork.)
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Where do I begin?
Picture an ancient serpent
Eating its own tale.
Title: Pyramids
Author: Terry Pratchett
Published: 1989
Read: November 2023
Rating: 4/5
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Deadly showman thinks
Crime needs a dress rehearsal —
Showbiz is murder!
Title: Three Act Tragedy
Author: Agatha Christie
Published: 1934
Read: November 2023
Rating: 3/5
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Webcast funeral,
Prerecorded eulogy.
So inadequate.
(Written in 2020 for Leafcutter John's Lockdown Patchwork.)
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