#haircut💇

[littleweeghost]

Lopped it off! (6 inches!) @douglasjaveda new selfies & Originals #instaselfie #haircut💇 #pixiehaircuts #selfielove #selfielife #haircutsgram #haircutselfie #selfieholic #tagify_app #selfieme #haircut✂️ #haircute #selfiepic #selfiemoment #selfiegame #selfiegamestrong #selfiegirl #selfieaddict #squarequick #squarequickapp #businesscasual #funbackground (at Ypsilanti, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdjfe2BuI2-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[apurpledust]

more practice art dump from weeks ago ^_^ that sheep is me

[doomsday-dj]

It’s haircut day, one of the holiest days on the butch calendar. I’m dressing up nice for my barber, who’s going to give me a beautiful fade, and after that I’m gonna come home with my new haircut energy, do unspeakable things to my wife, then watch baseball while she scratches her nails through my hair. It’s a good fucking day.

[puppyc0w]

Pretty paws! 🐾

[whitneystarheel84]

Kit Connor and his new haircut 💇

[astrronomemes]

LOVE LANGUAGE : ACTS OF SERVICE STARTERS

a collection of starters based on one of the five love languages: acts of service. send “REVERSE” for my muse to do the action for yours instead.

Send 🏠 to clean my muse’s house for them

Send 🧽 to do the dishes for my muse

Send 💵 to pick up the bill for my muse

Send 🍽️ to make a meal for my muse

Send ☕ to make my muse a cup of coffee / tea

Send 🚗 to fix my muse’s car for them

Send 🎉 to throw a party for my muse

Send 🎁 to give my muse a present

Send 📺 to watch my muse’s favorite movie / show with them

Send 🛁 to run a bath for my muse

Send 🖐️ to give my muse a massage

Send 🚪 to hold the door open for my muse

Send 📚 to pick up an item my muse has dropped

Send 💊 to pick up medicine for my muse

Send 🌱 to do yard work for my muse

Send 🛒 to pick up groceries for my muse

Send 👂 to listen to my muse vent / ramble

Send 🥰 to comfort my muse when they’re upset

Send 🤒 to take care of my muse when they’re sick / injured

Send 🍰 to bake my muse’s favorite treat for them

Send 🥤 to bring my muse a water / lemonade / soda while they’re working outside

Send 🚘 to give my muse a ride

Send 📖 to teach my muse something new

Send 🏆 to let my muse win

Send 🛏️ to let my muse sleep in

Send ✈️ to help my muse plan a vacation

Send 😴 to make my muse take a break when they’re tired / overworked

Send 👗 to help my muse pick out an outfit

Send 💄 to help my muse do their makeup

Send 🔈 to offer my muse some advice

Send 🪛 to fix up a broken object / appliance in my muse’s house

Send 🥪 to offer my muse food off your own plate

Send 👕 to do laundry for my muse

Send 📕 to help my muse with their homework

Send 🩹 to patch my muse’s wounds for them

Send 🍸 to make my muse their favorite alcoholic beverage

Send 🍕 to order a pizza for my muse

Send 🧵 to mend a hole / tear in my muse’s clothes for them

Send 🚶 to run an errand for my muse

Send 💇 to give my muse a haircut

Send 🫴 to help my muse up when they fall

Send ☔ to share an umbrella with my muse on a rainy day

Send ❄️ to shovel the snow off my muse’s walkway for them

Send 👜 to carry my muse’s bag for them

Send 🎶 to play my muse’s favorite song for them

Send 🧥 for your muse to give my muse their jacket when it’s cold out

[mysticheartunknown]

It's my favourite haircut of kaylor 👻💇the iconic queens 👑

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

@loremipsumflotsamandjetsam

💇🍨☄️

The last thing Lan Zhan has expected to find when he woke up was Wei Ying cutting his own hair in the bathroom mirror. The long, shiny locks he used to be so proud of now lay at his feet as he styles the rest of his hair in a short, traditional haircut.

"Wei Ying, what are you... what are you doing?"

"Something crazy!" he responds, excited, gelling up his new hairstyle. "What do you think?"

"You look beautiful, but what brought this on?"

Wei Ying smiles a bit too wide, a bit too bright, "Nothing, I just wanna live in the moment, do things I've never done before!"

Lan Zhan sighs, walks into the bathroom and greets his husband with their usual kiss before dragging him into the shower. They'll worry about cleaning up the hair later.

---

Lan Zhan eats his oatmeal, as he always does. He reads his favorite poem that Wei Ying wrote him, as he always does. He feeds his bunnies, as he always does.

Wei Ying greedily eats through a carton of ice cream for breakfast, like he's never done. He drinks Lan Zhan tea, like he's never done. He watches Lan Zhan go through his routine quietly, like he's never done. He cries, like he's never done.

---

Wei Ying watches the sky from his balcony, Lan Zhan holding him from behind, like they always do.

The meteor is about to hit in a few hours.

They kiss and they fall asleep to birdsong, like they always do.

But they don't wake up the next morning like they always do.

[supermanandloisverse]

Alex Garfin got a haircut 💇 as he officially said goodbye to Jordan Kent and announced to post a wrap post 🔜

[myjunkisyuzuruhanyu]

Shoma got a haircut 💇

(from Shoma's Instagram post and stories 03/02/2023)

[haredjarris]

some haircut before and afters! 💇

[dreamsclock]

💇

VEGAS TEAM 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I SPOKE ABOUT IT THAT I CAN'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER IF I'VE POSTED THIS OR NOT. oh well have the fucked up group of fucked up guys

warnings: instability, torture, trauma, unhealthy relationships, torture, gaslighting, mental health issues, general dark shit

“Hey, Dream,” Wilbur says cheerfully one morning, bright and early, “your hair is getting long. You could use a haircut. Thoughts from the group?”

Dream is cringing back before anyone can get a word out, almost overturning the coffee pot - an unwise move, because, as Wilbur knows, Quackity is a nightmare before his coffee, and he doesn’t think anyone would be able to tear him away from Dream before he managed to take his last canon life if the coffee had been spilt. As it is, the coffee remains in the pot, and Quackity only grunts irritably, hands curled around a cup in his hands: it’s too early for him to be in his usual trigger-happy mood, which Wilbur supposes he can’t fault him for. He doesn’t think Quackity is used to waking up at seven in the morning - looks like he might bite the head off anyone who points it out.

Beside him, Sam, clearly hoping for one morning of relative peace, sinks down further in his chair. 

“I asked for thoughts,” Wilbur says, rather put out, “and I get silence instead. Use your big boy words, Dream. We’re a team here. It’s good to hear everyone’s opinions, right?”

Dream is stiff and unyielding. Behind his mask, Wilbur catches his lips press into a tight white line, watches them open and close for a second, clearly struggling.

“...I don’t want my hair cut.” It’s the first words Dream has spoken all morning, save from the hoarse good morning Wilbur makes them all say over breakfast. “It’s- It’s fine. It’s a fine length.”

Wilbur hums, clearly disagreeing, but remaining chipper. “Sam? What’re your thoughts?”

“I think that I don’t care,” Sam mutters, sounding tired, “I don’t think it’s too big a deal, Wilbur.”

“Well, if we can’t make small decisions together, how are we going to make the bigger ones?” Wilbur prods. “Think of it as a team training exercise!”

And he watches the collective reaction at the word team - watches Sam wince, Dream twitch, Quackity roll his eyes with a half-formed snarl rising on his lips - and thinks that if every morning could be this fun, maybe they’d be far more successful in their business ventures, because it’s all about the tension, isn’t it? It’s all about poking the sore spots with a sword and grinning when they fall apart, and the sooner his fellow team members can deal with that, the sooner they can move on to doing it to others, too.

“Wilbur,” Dream says, words quiet, tripping over themselves, “I don’t want to-”

“Ah, ah, Dream, don’t be rude,” Wilbur replies, making Dream flinch back, huddling deeper in his hoodie, “we haven’t even heard from Quackity yet. What do you think, Big Q? Do you think Dream’s hair would look better with a bit of a tidy-up?”

Quackity scowls around his mouthful of coffee. “I don’t give a fuck,” he says plainly, “I really couldn’t give a shit, Wilbur, it doesn’t matter.”

“But you did such a good job on it before!” Wilbur wheedles playfully, pleased at Sam’s visceral reaction to this: he realises what’s going on quicker than the others, shooting Wilbur a warning look and beginning to get to his feet. If he thinks he can avoid the drama this easily, he’s wrong - Wilbur’s eyes flicker to Dream, and quick as lightning, Dream tugs Sam back to his seat, looking nauseous as doing so. “Thank you, Dream. Sam, don’t you agree with me? I mean, I wasn’t there, but Dream’s told me all about it: you two actually got to see him after that, didn’t you? Sam, how would you rate Quackity’s hairdressing abilities? You can use a scale one to ten if you’d like: that might be quite smart, actually.”

Sam carefully doesn’t respond, staring at the floor as though he wants it to open up and swallow him. Wilbur stares, cheery, letting the silence engulf them all.

“Yeah,” Sam eventually says, clearly unhappy with the topic at hand, “No. I thought- Prime, Wilbur, what do you want me to say? It was with shears: it wasn’t a haircut, that’s not why it happened.”

You know that, his sharp gaze tells him, and Wilbur smiles. It doesn’t particularly matter what he knows in the end. Sam had spoken: that’s enough for him.

“I think you’d look good with shorter hair,” he tells Dream, and the younger goes still, fingers freezing from where they’d been anxiously drumming against the side of his leg, “Quackity, are you up to another haircutting job any time soon?”

“I don’t-” Dream begins.

“If he doesn’t shut the hell up, then yeah,” Quackity snaps, and there’s the Quackity Wilbur likes - the flash of something darker, the dark cloud in his eyes that makes Dream inch back and Sam stiffen, there you are, Q, Wilbur thinks fondly, good morning, “I’m sick of hearing his fucking voice.”

Dream’s throat bobs, and when he moves, it’s jerky, stilted. “You’re not going to touch me,” he says, glancing to Wilbur for confirmation, who only smiles, and recoiling when Quackity snarls, a cruel shadow of a sneer, leaning across the table to Dream, “You're not-”

“Wilbur isn’t here for him to be your knight in shining armour, Dream,” Quackity tells him, pseudo-sweetly, “Wilbur won’t be able to stop be in time if I wanted to take a pair of shears to your hair. Wilbur wouldn’t be able to do a single damn thing, Dream, and even if he could, I doubt he would.”

Wilbur sits back, sipping at his tea - it’s cold by now, the way he likes it - and smiles serenely at Dream’s stuttered attempt at a reply and Quackity’s growing anger. It’s too early for popcorn, which is a shame, because otherwise he’d be having a field day right now.

It ends like it usually does: anti-climactic, with Dream’s eyes glazing over sharply, Quackity storming out of the building with a muttered curse, and Sam heading to his room, presumably to bemoan their team in private so Wilbur has no ammunition to light. Annoying, but Wilbur thinks he’s satisfied with the events of today so far. 

They still have tonight, anyway. And the rest of the week, and the rest of the month, and however long it takes until this whole business endeavour goes up in flames and takes them all with it. Eyes lighting up at the thought of it all, he turns to his ally, giving him a brief considering look.

“I think your hair looks fine,” Wilbur tells an unresponsive Dream, whose breaths are ragged, pouring himself another cup, “I don’t know what they were talking about. Maybe we could get Quackity to braid it later or something instead. That might be nice. What do you think?”

Dream twitches, and Wilbur counts the morning as a success.

[chainsawselfships]

Self Ship Drabble Ask Game

Send an emoji + one of my f/os and I'll write a drabble based on the connected prompt

💐 flowers

🍳 cooking

☔️ rain/storm

🚗 road trip

🤞 broken promise/lie

🌠 star gazing

🎁 gift

👕 new outfit

💥 fight/argument

💤 sleep

🛒 shopping

🌡too hot/too cold

🧞 wish

💧 tears

💇 haircut

❤️‍🩹 apology

[moomoorare]

(21. Haircut) Momma Hannah about to cut Finch's hair ✂️💇

[manufavs]

Mats and his haircut 💇🤩

[daveydoodle]

I could use a beard trim and haircut 💇 but I'm lazy. Friends at work are liking the bushy beard 🧔

I could be a Jewish ✡️ Santa 🎅 ho ho ho 🎄 🤪 🙃 🤭 🤔