#hairlarious

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

hairlarious. that’s bad even by ace attorney standards.

SACREBLEU. OH MONDIALE.

[gays-bears]

furry up with the hairlarious jokes plz🐻

[soup-for-ghosts]

hairlarious. hhhhhhhA

harilarious brothers‼️

[jessica-marie-baumgartner]

Hairlarious

[thevideogameshutterbug]

Two of my favorite witnesses in this game. Their comic routine was a delight. Did anyone else - say, someone from the 80′s or 90′s, who might’ve watched the occasional British cartoon - immediately get reminded of Victor and Hugo (or their original versions from Duckula)? Their entire aesthetic and bit reminded me so heavily of those characters that I’m seriously wondering whether the translator picked up on the similarity and skewed their dialogued in that direction somewhat. Either way, that direction is intensely fun, and they make even better “comically inept crooks” characters than the Skulkins did in the previous game. I suppose I should do some photo explorations of The Great Ace Attorney. Even given that it’s a compilation (and that it was evidently designed as a single game before being split up), Great Ace Attorney 2 is panning out to be significantly better than GAA 1. Not that the first one is bad, exactly, but its not paced well and its cases aren’t as engaging to play as a result, whereas the second game has more of a handle on how the mysteries and stories will progress. Both games, however, have some of the best characters in the series imo - either because they’re so endearing, so heartwarming, or just so fun as these two are.

[pandorathexplora]

For no reason whatsoever except for the fact that I’ve never seen this pic before, I present to you...Father Tomas and Andy Kim in wigs. Thank you @ide_cyan for sharing!

[a-bamber]

There's 28 hours left on my Kickstarter campaign but my video will live on FOREVER. Spoiler alert: I wear a "hair-larious" braided headband in it. Link in bio. . . . #kickstarter #kickstartervideo #fakehair #braid #poppyflower #smellaflower #hairlarious #myukrainianamericanstory #embroideredshirt #vyshivanka #ukrainianamerican

[digirainebow]

major spoilers for case 2-4

trying to defend van zieks + a hairlarious discovery

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[foreverfangirlalways]

“Pseudo” Boyfriends (Chapter 3)

Chapter Title: Fake=Fucking Stupid

Summery: Patton learns about Pre-Birthday Prank War, and Patton and Virgil decide to figure out how to tell Janus that Patton likes him. (Well, Patton decides while Virgil struggles with the impaired judgement of his best friend)

Ships: Moceit, Analogical, CriticxSleep

Warning: stupidity, blatant ignorance, selective hearing

-let me know if I need to add more warnings-

(Thank you to my friend @kawaiikat54 for helping me with this fic!)

*Enjoy the fluff while it lasts...*

—-

It was around 8:30 when Janus opened his eyes and looked down at the person in his arms.

Patton had his arms wrapped around Janus and his face was alight in the morning sun. Janus yawned and Patton held on to Janus tighter.

Janus smiles and starts softly running his fingers through Patton’s hair. Janus always loved to do that, because to him, Patton’s hair is softer than silk.

Patton’s nose twitched the tiniest bit, and Janus place a delicate kiss on the top of it.

‘He looks so peaceful, like the dew on a flower petal in the early morning. His hair curls around my fingers like it’s reaching for me, like it’s trying to love me as much as I love him. His eyes are... open?”

Janus stops his Shakespearean monologue about how good Patton looks when he realizes that Patton is watching him stare at him. To avoid embarrassment, Janus just holds onto Patton tighter and burrows his face into Patton’s hair. “Your hair smells good.”

Janus pulled back and saw a dust of redness across Patton’s features. “Oh, it must be shampoo, Very Hairy Berry. Ain’t the name hairlarious?” Patton giggled, and Janus just shook his head fondly.

“You’re so adorable.”

Janus, realizing that he just said that aloud, looked at Patton. Patton just smiled a snuggled closer. Janus looked ecstatic.  

“No no sleepy head, no matter how adorable I find you, we still better get ready for breakfast.”

They get ready and go down, smiling and blushing the whole time. Once they entered the kitchen, everyone greeted them, and they sat upon the stools next to the island.

Remy is making eggs, and Critic looked to be making chocolate gravy for the biscuits. Virgil put a bowl of what looked like pudding on the island, and then kissed Logan on the cheek.

Patton grabbed a spoon and went for the pudding, but Logan placed his hand on Patton’s wrist before he could even get anything on the spoon.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

“Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to-“

“No no, it is nothing of the sort Patton. Though the person who does eat it is going to hate Virgil for about a week.”

Remy and Critic snickered. Janus groaned.

“Tomorrow is prank day, isn’t it?”

Critic nods and turns to a confused Patton.

“It is tradition that on the eve of every person in this family’s birthday, there is a prank war. The winner of the war gets to smash a piece of cake in the birthday boys face. Or, if the birthday boy wins, he gets to choose a punishment for the entire group.”

Patton smiled and looked at everyone. “That sounds like a wonderful bonding experience! But how is the winner chosen?”

“Oh! I can answer that one babes! So, all day the participants will do their pranks, and then they will do one main prank on the person of their choice. On the main prank, you will record what happens and everyone will vote on the best prank after all the videos are presented right before cake time.

Patton happy clapped and Janus banged his head against the island.

“Don’t be happy Pat, it is absolutely torture!”

Virgil laughed at Janus’s actions. “Ignore him Patton, he’s just upset that he has never won.”

Janus stood up, knocking his chair over and pointed and Virgil threateningly.

“LIESSSS!”

Patton kissed Janus’s cheek. “Common Snakey, sit down and calm down. We need breakfast!”

Janus plopped down on Patton’s lap and buried his face in Patton’s shoulder. Everyone chuckled and sat down around the island.

“Sorry, was that to much?” Patton whispered in Janus ear.

“No. Well, maybe a bit much.” Janus whispered back.

They both huffed a laugh, oblivious to Virgil’s knowing gaze from hearing their words.

-_-_-_-

After breakfast, Logan asks Janus to help him with something. They left, and Patton walks towards Janus’s room, but Virgil drags Patton off to his room.

“Hey Virgil! What’s up?” Patton asked after Virgil shut the door. Virgil turned around and crossed his arms.

“So, you and Janus, huh?”

Patton sighed happily and fell onto Virgil’s bed.

“Yep! Can you believe it?”

Virgil blinked. “No. I literally cannot.”

“Haha,I couldn’t either at first. I mean I was shocked when I realized he really truly likes me!”

Virgil, deciding he has had enough of Patton’s bullshit, pulled out the big guns.

“Yeah. So, how long have y’all been pretending to be boyfriends?”

Patton blinks and then...

“HAHAHA WhAT dO yoU MeaN? thAts ReDicUlus!”

Virgin leans against the door and raises an eyebrow.

“Well, I was going to say this was a prank, but what the hell? That was about as convincing as that time when you said you didn’t like snakes while cuddling with a gaint plush snake.”

Patton stood up, and put a hand on his hip. “One, Janus got me that when we went to the Zoo. And two, how did you figure it out?”

“Ohh, other than the fact that there is literally no way y’all could have gotten together without you telling me or Logan?”

Patton nodded.

“And the fact that you have liked Janus forever?”

Nod.

“And the fact that you have gushed about him to me basically every night, but haven’t once since you got here?”

Nod

“And the fa-“

“Ok ok, I get it! Now what specifically gave it away?”

Virgil smirked. “I actually had no idea, but your reaction was perfect.”

Patton looked shocked, and then threw a pillow at Virgil.

“Calm down Patton, I had my suspicions but not definite proof.”

“So! You tricked me!”

Virgil rolled his eyes. “Not really. Also, you already told me about your birthday story, and you said it was the first time he kissed you on the cheek. You gushed about it for hours, and then I had to deal with Janus telling me the story over again and him gushing while I had to pretend to act like I didn’t already know everything.”

Patton immediately brightened and jumped up and down. “Yes! Last night when he thought I was asleep, he said he wished that this was real. And what you just said confirms that he truly likes me! Now I just have to tell him that I feel the same!”

‘Huh. I wasn’t expecting that.’ Virgil though.

“Well, maybe today because tomorrow is prank day and that could be a bad misunderstanding.”

Patton had a look of realization pass over his face. “You’re right! I could tell him tomorrow with a prank!”

Virgil blinked, and took a step away from the door. “Wow, that is not what I said at all. That sounds like a terrible plan!”

Patton nodded. “It is a wonderful plan! I could make him one of those glitter tubes, and whenever he pops it open it will have a note that tells him I want to be his real boyfriend!”

“...Are you even listening to me? He could take that in the wrong way and think that you are just joking or playing with his feelings.”

“Of course I’m listening! He won’t think it is a joke because I will add a bunch of emojis on it!” Patton said, looking faintly offended at Virgil’s thought. “Oh? What type of emojis?”

“The laughing face ones!”

Virgil face palmed. “Oh my god. This... this is going to be awful.”

Patton waved his hands around. “Awfully fantastic! I’ll even give him a speech afterwards, telling him everything and how I’ve liked him since he punched my ex Ethan to protect me.”

‘Finally, something that makes sense.’

“Ok,” Virgil nods, “that’s actually a good idea. This could work.”

“Put since it’s prank day I’ll say everything the opposite way!”

Virgil blinked, and then threw his hands into the air. “Holy hell! This just keeps getting worse! Please don’t do that!”

Patton hugged Virgil then gripped his shoulders. “Thank you for your help Virgil! I’m gonna go start on my plan!”

Virgil watched Patton walk away, frozen in place and dumbfounded. He shook his head and took out the recorder in his pocket.

“Well, when shit hits the fan and Janus comes to murder me, at least I can give him this and make him see that Patton meant well. And was serious. Holy hell my friends are idiots that don’t listen!”

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@thefingergunsgirl

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@softestvirgil

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@funkyfreshfatherfigure

@pattoncake-and-eyeshadow 

@drewwwbydoobydoo

@sure-i-exist

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Pseudo Tag-

@aricana8

[lovelybrockohurn]

Hairlarious😂.

[jaymayokay]

Strange Fetishes @billybeyond @official_lady_bunny #hairlarious #helleaux #gluttonforpunishment #findingthehumour #supergorgeousness #relationshipgoals #instagay #learningtosee #inspirationiseverywhere #instagramer #selfie (at Sydney, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsAIQG5AHwZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1b37ge5i3tnnf

[gdothill]

Ill be here tonight slangin hairlarious jokes!! Be there to cheer ya boi on Murrieta #gdothill #gdotcomedy #gdothillnfriends #comedy #comedians #comedystore #sketchcomedy #standupcomedy #hairlarious #lol #lmao #funnypeople (at The Shamrock - Irish Pub & Eatery)

[mailartbyjayne]

Summer 2018 has been quite busy for my little ball of hair. Just returned from a ceremony, where this bundle of joy earned an award for fencing and hiking! Things got a bit hairy when a jealous rival tried to attack her with a bottle of Nair. A crisis was averted, but the incident has taken an inch off her life! Tootles…we’re off to audition for the lead roll in HAIRSPRAY! #hair #hairball #humor #hairtodaygonetomorrow #funny #hairlarious #cleanedmybrush #hairbrushhair — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2vyWZxg

[fear-is-nameless]

Fur the love of- I can bearly stand this hairlarious pun Jack, cut it out!

[bound4escape]

Book Review: Hairlarious Critter Tails by Sharon Kleve

Book Review: Hairlarious Critter Tails by Sharon Kleve

Take a walk on the wild side with this amazing animal book filled with vibrant photos and fabulously funny facts for any age. See animals of all kinds in action and investigate their habits and habitats in the readable, browse-able, picture-packed book. You’ll learn hopping fun rabbit facts, nutty facts to make you appreciate squirrels and chipmunks, peculiar facts about hedgehogs, furry facts…

[katykrump]

It’s been longer than I wanted since I last blogged. Chemo brain is a real thing. The oncologist told me so.

When I was first told the melon was cancerous, the surgeon said I’d need chemotherapy, and asked how I felt about losing my hair. My instant reaction was that it wouldn’t bother me as I knew it would grow back and I still feel the same. Turns out I’m allergic to the chemo drug that causes hair loss, but I had enough in my system to make it come out anyway. The second drug causes hair thinning. I mentioned my receding hairline in my last post. My hair was getting thinner and coming out in random places. I decided the Donald Trump comb-over look didn’t suit me at all and had it shaved off by a kind friend who thoughtfully provided a flattering orange shawl to prevent the hair from falling down my neck. I have many kind friends. I’m very blessed. She did the job and even left a little curl right in the middle of my forehead. When I’m good, I’m very very good. I looked like Tintin. And my brother. We laughed so hard I wet myself.

I’ve always found the humour in every situation,  no matter how dark. My teachers did not appreciate this. Now it appears my sense of humour has gone in to overdrive. I find something funny in everything and every situation I find myself in, be that waiting in a hall with nothing but a wall to look at, or wishing my Egyptian oncologist was wearing a golden Striking Cobra Headdress. I’m not going to apologise for this, even though some people are finding it hard to understand. I’d rather laugh than collapse into a crying, quivering, snotty heap. Finding the funny side isn’t a sign that I’m in denial or hiding my true feelings. It’s just me. I have peace and know the Lord is in control, no matter what happens next. In the grand scheme of living with cancer, losing my hair is no big deal. It will grow again and is only part of the fight. I’m determined to carry on as normal for as long as I can, and laughing about things is normal for me. Glamorous as I know I look in this picture, I’m not planning on going out like this – wouldn’t want to frighten the little children. Who said pouting makes you look sexy?

One of the good things about being hairless, is that I get to wear a variety of hats and scarves. I’ve always loved hats. I’m not very good at putting on the scarves however, and fear I will never duplicate what you see below.

I don’t know what I’m doing

Chemo Lady

Mama Afrika

Winding swathes of fabric round my head isn’t my strongest skill and makes my arms ache, so I’m wearing hats. The cold weather makes this easier and no one notices the patchy spikes beneath them. I’ve had many compliments, especially about the flower hat, usually followed by a ‘But you look so well,’ remark. And it’s true. I look better than I have for a very long time. I also feel better now that the melon is no longer consuming me. Of course I have days when I feel rubbish, but so far I’ve coped well and can tolerate the fatigue, tummy issues, sores in my mouth and scalp and other side-effects too boring to mention. Taking each day as it comes is the best way forward. Some days are funnier than others. I wonder how many hats one girl should have.

Gangsta

Flower Power

Cat Woman

Bonjour

  Hairlarious Times It's been longer than I wanted since I last blogged. Chemo brain is a real thing. The oncologist told me so.