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[babeypigeon]

tbh this was an excuse to draw jenny smiling

[lasclbath]

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[firebirdsdaughter]

You know…

… What I love about the David Jobs?? Well first off, even if it was planned and however close the fight turned out, I love Eliot immediately going into protective mode when he (presumably) clocks Quinn taking photos of Nate and Sophie. There’s no hesitation, he’s just immediately in enforcer mode; and then following that, the way he, as Quinn says, won’t go down. Aside from being a testament to Eliot’s endurance, I also like taking it as his determination and ferocity increasing bc he’s fighting to protect and to get back to his team. Eliot’s very perceptive, the instant Quinn started giving him a real fight, I’m sure he knew it was a set up—which, in consequence meant that the rest of his team was in danger and Quinn was there to keep him away from them and get him out of play. Eliot’s first actions after the fight are to get his earpiece to warn Nate and check in, and then he doesn’t stop to take care of himself before participating in the rescue plan, despite broken ribs and maybe a concussion—in that moment, he’s not just fighting to avoid capture, he’s fighting to get back to his family so he can protect them like he’s supposed to.

The David jobs are a lot about how the team realising they’ve settled into being a family and caring about each other and how they’ve become different than other teams. Eliot is much more of a tacit person, esp in regards to emotions and genuine caring, and he’s the team protector, and he takes that position seriously. While his laughter at Quinn’s question could absolutely be taken at him being amused at Quinn’s frustration (which I do think is part of it), I kinda love it as him realising the reason he won’t go down and laughing in both disbelief at where he’s found himself and Quinn’s inability to understand. Eliot spent years fighting for himself, just to survive, and he’s gone up against many a strong opponent—Quinn giving him a real challenge isn’t just to make it clear things are seriously going wrong, it’s also the Eliot way to showcase how much he’s come to actually care about the team that in order to get to them, he will refuse to go down until he comes out on top. Unlike Quinn, Eliot’s not fighting for money, he’s fighting for people he cares for and wants to protect, and Quinn is an obstacle keeping him away from doing that. Quinn is in the way when Eliot’s family needs him. So no way in hell is he going down.

Also, now going back over it again… The fact that this starts Eliot’s eternal hatred of Sterling… Eliot’s been beaten up before in the past, we know he’s been in some particularly hairy spots. It’s not hard to assume that his resulting loathing of Sterling stems not just from Quinn giving him a hard fight (esp since he’s on perfectly fine terms w/ Quinn himself later, which I love and is so them), but the fact that Sterling did this to his team on his watch, that Sterling was able to keep him busy long enough to grab and/or threaten people he was meant to be protecting, esp people he cares for. That’d cause a life long grudge.

[semischarmed]

Detour, Part 3

For a few still moments, Scott isn’t really sure what he is looking at. His unconscious friend Alex stands frozen in his previous position, head still pointing upwards, mouth agape. Aside from some light breathing, the only movement of yours that Scott can make out is Alex’s tongue-your first acquisition-twitching slightly. Your tongue then slowly dances around Alex’s lips, greedily tasting the new vessel. Delicious. Your new eyes shoot open, a little bloodshot from Alex’s last performance, and focus on Scott. They narrow, and you make your new, plump lips follow, closing slowly into a smile. “Mmmmm .... Scott, you sick fuck” Alex’s body speaks in half delirium with the vocal cords you borrow from him. You pull a little more of his strings, and his arms stir. In one unnatural motion, like someone moving their arms for the first time in their life- which, granted, this really is your first time- you clumsily run shaking fingers through your new body’s hair. Dread paints Scott’s face.

In his brain, you feel Alex together with you. You push his essence aside to assert dominance over your new bod. Surprisingly, he puts up less of a fight than you expect- no fight at all, actually. You just let a little of Alex leak out of you, which culminates in the radiant smile your body greets Scott with.

“You’re really fucking sick, Scott.” You say with your Alex vocal cords, completely shifting the mood. You start feeling around your new face before you look back at him. “What kind of friend does this?” You lace that word with a poison that Scott has never heard from his friend’s mouth and you can tell it stings him a little.

“You-you’re not fucking Alex, faggot!” he shouts angrily.

Unfazed, you continue. “Now, that’s just plain wrong. I’m fucking Alex right fucking now, with his own body from his insides” you sadistically laugh with your old voice. It’s a little out of place coming out of Alex. “Here, come take a look.” You decide also take a little recording for yourself.

God he looks so good. You can’t believe you’re in control of this little slice of heaven. Or hell. This tight bod runs hot. And you can’t tell if that’s just how he is or if it’s the persistent ecstasy you feel being in the driver’s seat of the human sports-car.

“Look... look what you did to me!” You moan, this time with Alex’s voice. You’re now settling inside of him. “You’re an asshole, Scott, I barely met the guy and the first thing you do is stuff me full of him” you start gyrating his body slowly “well, now we do know each other. Intimately. No one is ever going to know this body, this mind, this soul like he does... like I do” you make Alex state. “I feel like I’m gonna explode, Scott. There’s so much of him you put inside me,” you dig around a little in your new chest until you find the outline of the medallion deep inside Alex’s body and give it a slow rub. “Oh god, Scott, what did you do!” You say, in fake distress. 

“Oh god Scott! [moan] Help! He’s, he’s...[moan] inside meee.” You invoke the medallion’s powers to force Scott to watch you and prevent him from leaving the apartment. 

“[moan] Defiling me”. With your new tone arms, you find the only piece of you not yet integrated into Alex- the outline of your old dick, embedded in Alex’s groin. With his fingers, you dig and grab it and start pumping through your meatsuit’s skin -god that feels good- like an Alex fleshlight. As you grow, it starts to fill into Alex’s limp dick like a glove. 

“[whine] Empowering me”. In the throes of passion, you still don’t have perfect control of this new body. Your new face goes emotionless as you continue pumping your cocks. From Scott’s perspective, it’s unsettling enough seeing his best friend jack off in front of him. It’s even more unsettling seeing him do it with no emotion in his face. 

“[stare] Corrupting me”. As you can feel Alex’s body as well, you are hit with a wave of unimaginable bliss- your old body’s dick is not fully connected to his, so with each pump you give your Alex cock both an internal and external stimulation. In one fell swoop, face still impassive, you climax inside Alex- through Alex- as Alex, and complete the merge. You greedily suck the amalgamated cum off your fingers and gently moan “thank you housewarming present”. You put a deranged, dark smile on this meatsuit’s face and then heartily laugh. 

“And thank you, Scott, for lodging him inside me! [Pant] We can’t wait to repay the favor!”

For a few moments, your new body sits in tranquility. Scott’s does too, though not of his own will. 

From the backseat of your mind, you feel a stirring from your other resident. Your body pants a little, “I think... I think he wants to talk to you. What do you think, Scott? Let’s go see what he’s up to..” your eyes roll to the back of your head and your new body convulses as you slowly let his best friend come out. “Scott! I, I’m... w-what happened?”

A moment of relief briefly flashes on Scott’s face as he sees his friend return and more tears well in his eyes. He’s lived with him for years so he can tell when his friend is being genuine. This was Alex. The real Alex. Relief turns to disheartenment when this Alex runs his new hands across his new face with a sly grin. 

You decide to keep the ‘real’ Alex in the driver’s seat. With Alex in control, your movements are much more natural. You stretch your arms casually and your sweat-drenched shirt lifts ever so slightly to reveal your glistening abs. With Alex behind the wheel, you give a commanding yawn as you gently scratch your balls through your now damp boxers. Your new face shifts into a sleazy sneer. “I think this is gonna work out juuuuust fine” Alex says, licking his lips.

“Alex, buddy, are you ok?” Scott expresses with concern. Alex ignores him and continues his exploration. 

He lifts your right arm, peeling back the shirt sleeve to see his-your hairy pits. It’s wet and it’s rank. “Goddamn we smell, don’t we baby” oddly, perhaps due to your presence in him, he seems to find his own scent alluring. He brings your new face in for a little taste and, involuntarily, winces. It is tart, musky, noxious. It’s good.

Alex then raises his hands, studying them, before reaching mentally instead to the medallion locked inside your combined mass. He effortlessly makes the nervous Scott give you both a little show. “Hey Scott, call me-call us master”. “M-Master!”. Alex gives you a mental wink before freezing Scott back into place.

Alex continues to test your new powers, and their new potency. With the both of you here, you quickly notice how much more of a refined control you have over the medallion. You feel Alex come to the same conclusion.

“I’m already filled to the brim with you swimming inside me,” he chuckled, “it tickles. You’re already using me like a glove. Just finish it, I’m already yours” -he moans that last word, “Fuck Sophie. Since you’re in me, since you are me, I’m a faggot now.”

“And this new faggot wants a piece of that hot, hot roommate-best-friend ass in front of us,” he adds, before giving the still Scott a small wink. Inside Alex, strange shock runs through your core. The medallion no longer surges power through this fleshy conduit, you feel intimately connected to its source. You yourself surge with power. Both bound and freed. Empowered. Invigorated. You are the medallion. You are Alex. This Alex body is wholly yours.

“We feel- no, we ARE a fucking god, Alex aren’t we?!” The Alex piece of you roars. 

He said most of that completely on his own. Intoxicated by the power his body now has as your puppet, he’s corrupted his own self, binding pieces of him to parts of the medallion- to parts of you. Permanently. Alex-the old Alex- body, mind, soul. He’s fully yours. Forever and ever. Evidently, the reason his body runs so hot and steamy is having you inside pulling his strings is turning him on. Evidently, the old Alex had a thing for being bound and controlled. Kinky. 

The medallion, previously wedged between your skin and Alex’s has long since dissolved into your new body, just as you have long since dissolved into Alex’s. You try to liquify a piece of your old self to pull it out of the hand it now occupies to no avail. Instead, your whole arm liquefies into a writhing mass, before recombining. You don’t even think you can even leave this cute little meatsuit now if you tried. There truly was no going back. He is now an extension of your soul- an extension of you. You let Alex take the wheel again, as your body moans and slowly removes your drenched shirt. You start to think, to reminisce back to your old body, your old life that you had unintentionally left behind. Your Alex-self gently places his fingers on his nipples and gives them a small twist, apparently something he did often. Fuck that felt good. Being permanently Alex feels good. Your fingers dance across this body as you feel your self up. Again, your past life flashes before your eyes before you focus on your new skin. Not giving this up. ‘Anyway, who would ever want to leave this tight piece of ass’.

Another moan escapes you as you continue to pleasure your new body. Your eyes slowly fall on this still terrified, still frozen Scott, who’s face you command into one of longing, piercing blue eyes brimming with a hidden hatred. You take your new hands and gently stroke his cheek. “Don’t worry baby, We didn’t forget about you. After all, you're our. best. friend”. 

-End Part 3-

[aleapple1216]

Doing horrible Jacob quick sketches is what keeps me sane.

Keep reading if you're interested on some lore about this bitch

Tw: Mentions of people getting tattoos at a pretty young age, smoking, violence, bullying, mentions of being a womanizer, partial nudity in a not-sexual-way.

So yeah, Jacob is my only way to practice dynamic poses and male anatomy at the same time. This dude have been practicing Muay Thai since a very young age.

(yes he has VERY hairy legs)

Jacob inherited his slim physique from his mother, so gaining muscle was a bit of a chore for him. But he made up for his attacks with agility and flexibility.

Jacob has two important permanent scars on his body, both caused by Patricia Rakepick. The one that cross his face is the one he's more insecure about, the other was caused when Rakepick locked him on the portrait, and covers a long place on the right side of his back, even reaching a little bit of his shoulder and neck.

Jacob and Duncan were two proud Slytherin Quidditch Beaters. They were always together, talking about their ambitions, sharing their food, cigarrettes and clothes, talking about cool brooms, about Rakepick, about joining R... At 15 they decided to seal their promises by tattooing the same snake on their arm: Jacob on the right and Duncan on the left. This would later bring them a bit of trouble, as people confused the snake tattoo with the Dark Mark, since both were located in the same place on the body. Thus began the rumors that these guys had actually joined the Death Eaters and were in some shady business.

With them was always Sophie, a very shy and quiet Ravenclaw girl. Everyone tried to wonder how the 3 could actually be friends having such different personalities.

Sophie, Jacob and Duncan's friendship was born from their second year at Hogwarts: Sophie's calm, quiet, shy and sensitive nature (in addition to her muggle origin) made her an easy target for teasing, horrible jokes, hits, and bullying from other students.

One day, a group of students attacked her and began to torture her pet rat. Jacob and Duncan arrived at the place and had a big fight (physical and magical) with the group to make them leave her alone, they won, and that cost them -50 points to Slytherin, but no one messed with Sophie again for the rest of her time at Hogwarts.

Once as friends, Jacob and Duncan taught Sophie how to handle the broomstick, fun and useful defensive spells and curses, dealing with magical creatures, as well as various things about the workings of the wizarding world. For her part, Sophie showed them the Muggle world: technology, literature, customs, movies, music, video games, Muggle fast food like instant noodles and McDonald's chicken nuggets (this became Jacob's favorite food btw) and so on.

More shitty things:

Jacob has a tongue piercing, because he thought it would be the most discreet place to have it so his mother wouldn't find out.

Jacob covers up his snake tattoo all the time, only showing it when he's with people he trusts.

As an adult, Jacob is 1.80 m tall.

Jacob inherited his blue eyes and delicate facial features from his mother, his messy hair and huge eyebrows come from his father.

Jacob became claustrophobic after spending 5 years locked in the portrait.

Jacob is a whore womanizer, he usually goes out with many girls just to have fun and he has no affective responsibility (no, I am not romanticizing this: In real life this is not right. Jacob is not really a good person and has many negative and questionable attitudes)

Jacob is greyromantic

Jacob almost never takes things or people seriously because he's used to having what he wants and that everything goes well for him (again, this is not a good attitude in real life)

Jacob likes to call people by stupid, goofey nicknames because it amuses him to see their reactions.

[runawayface]

Runaway AC Ch.46-50

Okay, so this one has been the most ambitious yet!  Between the bachelor/-ette parties, two wedding chapters, AND Spirit’s Eve, this was SO work intensive!  As a result, quite a few chapters have multiple pictures.  I hope the work paid off.  Enjoy!

Ch. 1-5 | Ch. 6-10 | Ch. 11-15 | Ch. 16-20 | Ch. 21-25 | Ch. 26-30 | Ch. 31-35 | Ch. 36-40 | Ch. 41-45

Chapter 46 - Bachelor/-ette Parties May grabbed a quick plate of food and ended up sitting near the fireplace which was in an awkward middle ground. It felt appropriate, since she felt like she was socially in an awkward middle area between the two groups of ladies.

“Mind if I join you for a bit?” Harvey asked timidly.  He never had too many encounters with Elliot in the past, they usually both preferred to keep to themselves, but in such a crowded saloon with so much attention on himself, Harvey needed an escape.  He felt that if anyone in this room could understand, it would be Elliot.

Chapter 47 - The Wedding (Part One) “You look gorgeous, Kitten,” Robin said, standing next to her at the mirror to get a better look.  May could see that Robin was still very close to tears at the moment. “Doctor Boyfriend’s a lucky man.”

Edgar and Sophie Reed stepped inside of the room, positively beaming at May. “Mom?!  Dad?!” May gasped, feeling her chest suddenly tighten as she fought back a sob.

His expression was blank and yet it said everything May needed to know.  Harvey’s jaw was agape at the sight of her and the closer May walked toward him, the more she could see that he was actually trembling.

“Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Higgins.”

Chapter 48 - The Wedding (Part Two) “So I guess what I’m really trying to say through this long-winded speech is just one short and simple sentiment; I told you so.”

Maru’s hands were trembling as she held onto the microphone and she wasn’t sure if it was out of nerves, fear, or emotion.  The likely answer was that it was a mix of the three.

He gestured toward the table where an hour earlier the food had been, but now the trays were cleared and in their place was a 3-tiered wedding cake that was simple, yet stunning.

Chapter 49 - Spirit’s Eve “Frankenstein’s mo-” Harvey began with an exasperated expression, however he was interrupted by May gently elbowing him in the side. “Yup, I’m Frankenstein,” Harvey replied with a look of defeat.

Slowly they crossed town square together, hand in hand, as they approached the entrance to the hedge maze.

They walked side by side together until they reached a huge, hairy, very realistic looking spider, causing May to jump backward in fright. She couldn’t be sure if it was real, but given some of the things they had already witnessed in the maze, it wasn’t crazy to think that it was.

Chapter 50 - Fate It was the morning after their wedding, their first morning together as man and wife, and already life was returning to normal and May couldn’t be happier.

NEXT CHAPTERS - 51-55

BONUS: I attempted a recreation of THIS commission I received from @coindraws​.  Obviously her version far surpasses my own, but I had to give it a shot.

[wiggymythwinter]

opinion on the bartender from the unsleeping city that kicked two of the pcs out because they saw one of the pcs (effectively a half transformed rat man) as a hairy toddler?

preference: (rewatched ep. 1 only then realised I’d been writing a review about the wrong fictional bartender) The Unsleeping City is set in the ‘real’ world and by that logic acknowledges modern worker’s rights and public health codes of the real-world (+1point). The bar sounds like it’s only Sean working there so it’s either fairly small or NOT VALID

Compliments Sophie’s top: point for him, good. Addresses her with the pronoun “Miss”, i have found (in the UK at least) women strongly prefer this to any other denomination of addressal, and have occasionally been shown favour for it (lord knows why it’s just polite and formal), a point for Sean (1).

Sean openly lets Sophie hop on the bar, which is DISGUSTING, I don’t care how good your comeback is to a harasser, NO good goddamn barman is letting customers STAND ON COUNTER AND TABLE TOPS! Minus point SEAN! (Back to 0)He then proceeds to give her free drinks? This woman is tank and you’re plying her with free alcohol!? BAD! (-1) Free drinks continue until well after 11pm, how are you making money from that Sean? (-2) Now I’m positive Sean has a thing for Sophie, likes a sloppy girl, okay I get it, but letting a woman get completely shit faced in hopes she likes you WRONG SEAN! BAD! (Sean is at -3 now!)

A hen-party come in, Sean (the only bartender??) ignores them for bit to talk to Sophie. Fiscally? Irresponsible to ignore large groups of paying customers. In reality, hen-parties are always annoying a shit, he took a moment to make sure she was doing okay, another point to Sean actually, this is decent human thing to do. For ulterior motives though?! Seemed honest in the moment, letting it slide, I don’t know the man. (He’s back up to -2)

BTW, Sophie interrupting a hen-party to give a drunk karaoke mic speech about love? 100% realistic, Emily Axford is fucking VALID for that! (+1000 to emily)

In next day Sophie wakes up in rubbish with plastic bag shoes looking like shit goes back, same clothes as last night but disgusting, and get another FREE DRINK FROM SEAN!? WTF DUDE!? I’d give her a AA meeting card, not a fucking BUCKET of hard lemonade!? Like an ice bucket? He’s just giving away buckets full of alcohol!? (You’re at -4 Sean!) My man Sean HATES his job, is TRYING to get fired, but LOVES the sloppy drunk women who come to the bar. 

ON THE THING YOU ACTUALLY ASKED ME ABOUT: I’ve worked in pubs where people with hideous deformities would come in, and you know what I’d ask? “Hello mate/miss, what can I get you?” none of this physical discrimination bullshit, that’s cruel and lawsuit all-you-can-eat right there! If people have a problem with a hairy baby that is T H E I R problem, HAIRY BABIES ARE FUCKING VALID and I WON’T HEAR ANOTHER WORD ON THE MATTER

[escapekissed]

howl write-up:

howl is my least marketably attractive muse. growing up during the 80s, a welsh-japanese man with dark hair on his arms and cats whiskers beneath his caterpiller eyebrows, the youngest child of seven with the worst orthodonist care of the lot (a snaggletooth to his name, and genetically yellowing teeth not helped by the cigarettes he fell prey to as an ai games designer working overtime). howl did not grow up in a time or a place where thick brows and ‘thickness’ were appreciated, especially in biracial people in the mostly white welsh suburbs. making matters worse, his weight and hair and hormone issues made people talk even more spitefully about his gender non-conformity, his hairy legs, his hoodies and badly self-cut mohawks and lemon and ice-pierced ears and eyebrows. middle school was hardest---he didn’t know he was a lesbian, just that he was different, just that he was fat and hairy and zitty and not pretty like other girls. though he didn’t want to be---a part of him both desired and was jealous of them, something that would grow to eat away at his heart when he discovered his pathway through ai to another world, a real world, where magic was real and he could be content to be anyone he wanted to be.

instead of being the hero or lady knight he had fantasized being when he was little, he sought chaos in this fictional world he had an apparent portal to. he ate hearts of pretty girls with glee---they weren’t ‘real’ anyway and if they were---they simply desired him for a false sense of beauty. neglected by his mother and raised by his nan, that all changed when he met sophie who presented herself as an older woman, who both nagged at him and used a peculiar magic over him that rivaled his own hacking abilities. she was able to follow him into the other worlds he was privy to, see past his own glamors and even change them. she was the heart of this world, the true witch of it, and she stole his heart by being simply what he needed--- a firm hand, to control his self-destructive, self-hating impulses, and teach him about the butch hero to himself and other women he truly could be if he tried, and got over his own trauma and hang-ups.

in rps with howl, howl can literally show up in any universe through his ai technology, and he’ll appear as he does in the ghibli movie, a handsome prince with a deep, american mysterious voice, instead of his soft welsh one. he seems to be a reality bender---but really he’s just hacking into the universe of your character as if it’s another of his games. sophie can show up or she cannot (if u want to ship, for example, sophie will not show up LOL). if she does, the glamor slips, at times, and you may hear howl’s true accent, or notice a tint of yellow to his teeth, that he’s not ashamed of, when he’s with her.

howl’s main goal in any universe is to explore and distract himself from the harsh world of 00s video game crunch. he’s currently working on cgi cutscenes, and he hates it. he spends all his time outside the real world when he can, but he seems to come and go as he pleases, mysterioiusly being around your muse as the plot requires, but always for some selfish, self-indulgent reason.

[moretreasurewithinarchive]



Ella's mother calls her clever at least twice that I heard.

LITTLE ELLA HAS A LEGIT FULL SIZED CAROUSEL HORSE IN HER BEDROOM??? And with that, it looks like there was at least 1 puppet stage, what I can only assume to be a carousel music box but it's built like a Christmas Pyramid, a mobile, and a canopy bed.

The way she and her dad both say thank you this must have been very difficult for you when they get news the one they love is dying???

The Just So and Shall We lines repeat too.

The dress she's wearing when her father returns and when her mother's dying are the same, it just had fake flowers on it when he returns.

We see 3 different Ella's walking with her father toward the meadow. There's little Ella in Black after her mother dies, then what I assume is teenage Ella in a white or blue floral dress sand her hair work to the side and flowing over her shoulder, and then Lily.

Ella lets her shoes hand off her feet a lot

Her physical reaction to her father mentioning Lady Tremaine even before he says anything about marriage.

That butterfly comb will never NOT remind me of Rose's in Titanic.

I can't see anyone in that time period actually making their day Lucifer???

I hate Lady Tremaine's black hat when we first meet her.

The way Ella smiles and laughs for her father and then visibly deflates the instant he turns around KILLS me.

When the Tremaines arrive, Ella's mother's portrait is on the bookshelf in the study/parlor/whatever that room is where she died.

Drisella tells Anastasia their mother's lying about the house being charming and says it's just manners. Anastasia tells her to shut up.

The look Ella's father gives Anastasia when she says they never thought to decorate, and how he looks back at Ella.

Before he leaves on that last trip, Ella KNOWS he isn't well and she can tell something going to happen.

Why the fuck does Tremaine get so jealous of hearing about Ella's mother when she CLEARLY doesn't love her father?

The way Anastasia and Tremaine both look at Drisella after the complexion line kills me.

Like... Tremaine legit kept up a smile until the carriage pulled away and it was gone in less time than it took to blink.

The harp just sitting in the corner. Totally Ella's mother's. Js.

When Tremaine banishes her to the attic, it sounds like Ella was going to say something about staying in a smaller room?

By the time Ella and Tremaines talk in the study/parlor, all of her things, her father's things, and her mother's things are packed up and set aside, including the portrait of her mother. Suspicious much?

Anastasia and Drisella have toys. At first, we are Anastasia holding a doll and Drisella a rabbit, but they switch later.

Casual reminder that Ella's the youngest, since Anastasia calls her their little sister.

I want a full version of Lily singing Sing Sweet Nightingale and Lavender's Blue.

There are flower decorating and motifs all over this house. The walls. The clothes. Even in the stone wall in the kitchen.

Ella's look at Drisella while she's singing. And like... Tremaine herself tells her to shut up, but she gets mad at Ella for being like cringe.

Ella immediately knows as soon as she opens the door and see Farmer John.

Tremaine is a damn good actress though. Her eyes treating when they get the news.

THE BEEHIVES ARE SO CUTE.

That red bedroom of Tremaine's is so garish though.

Another casual reminder: ELLA NEVER GOT TO PROPERLY MOURN HER FATHER BECAUSE SHE WAS WORKING 24/7.

I imagine the scraps they gave her to eat lessened as time went on and they had less food and money. But she always shared them, no matter how meager.

Jacqueline is iconic.

A GIANT POT OF LAVENDER IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS TO THE ATTIC FROM THE KITCHEN.

Gods that robe of Tremaine's is AWFUL.

"Is there someone we've forgotten" They're dehumanizing her already. What a cunt.

Ella riding barebacked and workout reigns will never NOT impress me tbh.

Convince me the stag wasn't a test for both Ella and Kit from Fairy godmother.

Gods Richard was PERFECT in this role. And every time I hear his real accent I'm shook.

Kit's fucking whipped from the start.

Ella only calls him Kit. You can't tell me otherwise.

His sympathy when she says "They treat me as well as they're able". Tell me that this like doesn't ring in his head later and that's why he knows she's been stopped from coming to him.

RICHARD'S DIMPLES

IT'S KIT. KIT. I'M KIT. You absolute fucking disaster of a man 🤣🤣

And you know the Captain never lets him live that down.

Kit goes away a little and comes back when he says he hopes to see her again.

Ella's little lip bite.

Gods those blue and yellow split outfits on the palace staff are ATROCIOUS.

The banter with Kit and the King. And Kit and Ella in the secret garden.

MASTER PHINEAS.

Why are Kit's outfits so attractive?? 🥺

Kit and the king are so short compared to the Captain and the Grand Duke.

The Captain's laugh.

"That's very kind of you. To think of me." My poor baby.

THE LOOKS AFTER SHE CLAPS BACK IN FRENCH. SLAY.

Also, "I speak French not Italian".

Kit, honey you can say it's for the people all you want. You're not fooling anyone.

What the actual fuck does moonface even mean??

Ella making her dress in a day??? Damn girl.

I love Fairy godmother's beggar woman cloak???

Gods I HATE Lady Tremaine.

Ella's pink dress swear her mother's wedding dress like in the deleted song from the cartoon. And this is the hill I'll die on.

"Hairy dogfather" JFC.

I'd have liked the whole fairy godmother getup better without those dinky little wings tbh.

Ella not knowing what cantaloupe is.

MR. FUCKING GOOSE.

I'm sorry, but the lizard footmen creep me out. THEY DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE THEM THOSE TEETH LIKE WTF.

Ok but like... Would the greenhouse have been repaired at midnight though???

Honestly, Disney deprived us all of Lily being trapped in the pumpkin a la the Cinderella episode of Britannica's Tales Around the World with Pat Morita.

WHY TRANSFORM THE MICE. IT'S A FARM. THEY HAVE HORSES.

"I can't drive, I'm a goose" is my favorite line.

Unpopular opinion??? But I liked the ballgown better either without the butterflies or during the transformation when there was only those few blue ones.

I do like the gold butterflies in the slippers though.

I want to know how they got the crystals to stay in Lily and Helena's hair.

Sitting in a crinoline must be awful.

The palace is stunning.

I love every single one of the chandeliers in this movie.

The king waves at Chelina and Kit KNOWS.

The girl on the staircase next to the Tremaines when they get introduced laughs at them. And honestly, same.

"Someone I meet once TONIGHT".

For real, how did the guards at the stairs not hear Ella's name or that her footman was a lizard? They were like not even 5 feet away.

Ella playing with her skirt when she happy and scared.

KIT'S SMILE.

I wish we saw more of the purple in the ballgown.

I love that Ella's descent had Lavender's Blue and the dance has Once Upon A Dream in the score.

The Captain HAD to have told Kit that the Grand Duke already promised him to Chelina. And who gave him the right to do that anyway?

Kit's stammering.

Ella's gasp when he takes her waist and the way she looks at him is like the signature Lily shot. They did the same thing in War & Peace.

"They're all looking at you. Believe me they're all looking at YOU".

The one part in the dance where they kinda flap their arms up and down reminds me of a butterfly and idk why.

Dancing wearing a sword had to be tough. Especially when your partner's in a crinoline and a heavy ass dress. Props to Richard.

Lily tripping at one point during the dance.

Even Chelina loves Ella let's be real here.

Why is there so much telling people to shut up in this movie???

WE GOTTA FACE FACTS HERE, KIT AND ELLA ARE EVEN BETTER AND MORE LOVING PARENTS THAN THEIR OWN WERE.

I love the secret garden scene so much.

When Kit puts the shoe on her foot... Why is that like 😏😏. I hate feet. Why is that breathtakingly romantic??

Why do they always hesitate? GO AFTER HER IMMEDIATELY DAMN IT.

The crier's aids when he hits his head on the stairs.

Ella's interaction with the king.

Kit you're so slow. She's in glass heels and a crinoline and she still outran you.

DISNEY I WANT A DIRECTOR'S CUT OF THE FILM WITH ALL THE DELETED SCENES PUT BACK IN. I NEED KIT SAYING THE LADY ISN'T HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF.

They honestly don't see the footman using his coat tails to lower the portcullis??

Anastasia actually seemed pretty nice to Ella after the ball? Saying she looked cheerful and patting her arm? But then again, we really only see Tremaine and Drisella ripping the dress soooo?

ELLA YOU CAN'T KEEP A SECRET TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

Girl you need a better hiding place than under the floorboards.

But like the music in the attic after the ball is so sweet???

KIT AND HIS FATHER. THANK YOU FOR LETTING HIM CRY AND SAY I LOVE YOU.

Also like... Notice that Tremaine's Just so to Ella's father was really patronizing and condescending. Ella's to Kit was insecure and uncertain. But the king's to Kit was proud.

At least Kit's not dumb. He's meet this girl multiple times. He don't need a shoe to tell him it's her.

WHY RIP THE ORIGAMI BUTTERFLY THOUGH.

Ella was full on ready to die in that attic to save Kit.

Why do all they guys' pants fit really well except Stellan's? His are loose and baggy.

Y'all know this girl is young and blonde wtf.

Also, fun fact. The girl that asks the Captain if she can try the other foot is Mimi Ndiweni. She played Fringilla in The Witcher on Netflix.

The Grand Duke turning away from the old lady, but the Captain letting her yet the slipper on anyway. 🥺

I want to know where in the line Kit was hiding.

Also how many takes they had to do of Sophie and Holliday trying the slipper on. Cause I wouldn't have been able to do it without laughing. Especially at Holliday's face.

Like... Even if the plan had gone down the way the Grand Duke and Tremaine wanted, I don't see him keeping his word to make her a counted and get good marriages for Anastasia and Drisella.

"YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN AND YOU NEVER WILL BE MY MOTHER".🗣️🗣️

Ella and Kit is my favorite score in the whole movie.

You know, the girls actually seen happy for Ella. Especially Anastasia. Her and Ella getting along better like in Dreams Come True is canon ok.

NEVER GONNA GET OVER KIT AND ELLA WEARING THEIR PARENTS' RINGS.

I love Ella's wedding gown.

Where did they get all those flowers in the winter though 😂

[reshuffleadventures]

5/20/22 - Rock Climbing at La Verkin Overlook with Hairy and Rebecca

I woke up at 8:30 AM - plenty of time to eat some leftover breakfast burrito and pack up the car with climbing rope and harness. I drove over to Hairy’s house and got there just a few minutes before 9 AM - right on time! Last week, we’d planned to go climbing, and I showed up 30 minutes late, and everybody had been waiting on me. This week I was determined to be on time. We loaded up my car, and Hairy and Rebecca hopped in. I drove the three of us to La Verkin Overlook. Our car was the only car in the parking lot; we had the whole place to ourselves! 

We hiked down to the climbing area, and since Hairy and Rebecca didn’t want to lead anything, I put up all the routes. I put up the 5.8 climb that’s just to the left as you hike down the wide chute with handlines. Hairy and Rebecca both top-roped that climb after I’d set it up. I asked to set up something a little harder, so Hairy took us around the corner to a 5.9 climb. It was the long route that hugged the left side of a crack; it was several routes to the right of the first route that we climbed. Hairy and Rebecca top-roped that one too. Then we set up the route that shared the same anchor, the tall bolt line just to the right of the crack. After I set that up, Hairy and Rebecca top-roped it. Hairy said he was done climbing after the third route. I wanted to put up at least one more route, so I put up the route to the left of our second route (two routes left of the third route). That fourth route (I think) was a 5.10. Towards the top, there was a real big slope-ey bucket pocket, and one move above that slope-ey pocket was a two-finger pocket, and one move above the two-finger pocket was a shitty, slope-ey side pull. It was a series of three consecutive hard moves. I took a lead fall during that sequence. I took a few minutes for a break to shake out my hands. I got back to it and climbed all the way through that sequence and finished the route. I was pretty proud of that. Rebecca top-roped all the way up to the big slope-ey bucket pocket and decided to come down before attempting the hard sequence. As Rebecca was climbing, I spotted a BIG lizard climbing about 15 feet up above the ground on the rock wall (see Photo #2). I went over and snapped a photo of that big guy while Rebecca was still climbing. When Rebecca got down, we packed up and hiked back up to the car. At a couple points during the day, Rebecca and Hairy called me their “rope gun,” which totally made my day! Being a rope gun means that they can choose any route they want to climb, and even though they can’t set it up, they can rely on me to climb anything they want. It was a pretty cool compliment to get, and it definitely boosted my confidence and made me feel good. 

I dropped them off at their house in Rockville and headed home. I ate my leftover Oscar’s burrito (leftover from dinner with Sondra and Indi the night before). I cleaned up the whole kitchen, I washed a sink-full of dishes (none of which were mine) and wiped down the counters and stovetop.

I watched a couple episodes of “The Good Place” to decompress.

Mollie, Sophie, and Zak got home, and we hung out together all night! We listened to music, we danced, we sang, we snacked. Mollie cooked some dessert, but she used some of my ingredients to make it. She also left all her dirty dishes in the sink, the sink that I’d just spent hours cleaning, and she spilled batter on the counters and stovetop, which I’d also just cleaned. I was a little pissed about that. I cleaned her dishes and wiped down the countertops and stovetop. And I put away the ingredients that she’d taken from my pantry. A little pissed about all that. 

I’m grateful to Hairy and Rebecca for going climbing with me. I’m grateful for them calling me a “rope gun” 😊. I’m grateful for Sophie, Zak, and Mollie, and I’m grateful for this Juniper family that we have.

[filmbyq4u]

X-men? No.

It is rant time again. Normally I reserve my rants for real life, keeping my written rants to a blessed minimum. No one wants to read daily whines, not when you can be entertained by them on YouTube. But as I don't do vlogs and I would probably forget a lot of my grievances if I did do it as a vlog, so normal, written blog it is. My topic for ranting today, in keeping with the overall theme of the blog, are the films of that - close to my heart - team of mutants, shunned by society at large, the Uncanny X-men. Unlike some of the comic geeks online and forums, I do not claim to be a definitive expert on everything mutant related. I was a comic collector - X-men, Daredevil, New Mutants, The Dark Knight (not Batman, just the Frank Miller series) Alan Moore/Alan Davis run in Captain Britain - over a period of maybe five or six years, when Forbidden Planet was still a basement store, way before anyone cared about comic book movies. Even though the X-men comic and characters debuted in nineteen sixty-three, it is the eighties Chris Claremont run that made the comics famous. His Jean Grey/Phoenix/Dark Phoenix story arc, encompassing the Hellfire club run - very important in the cannon in relation to Grey’s mind - the original Days Of Future Past comic (spoiler, Kitty Pryde was the lead in that comic. Logan dies.) plus other crucial character arcs. Logan/Wolverine was always the most popular character and it is easy to see why. He, more than any other character, embodied the freedom, otherness and injustice many of the readers of the comics identified with. It stood to reason that his popularity would translate to the big screen. Bryan Singer’s X-men in 2000 kicked off their cinematic journey, followed three years later by the, unusually for a sequel, better X2, also directed by Singer. As is the nature of film sometimes and it is not something I usually have an issue with, they like to change things so as to accommodate the story. This is common especially for a book to film translation. Singer’s adjustments were….interesting. I did enjoy the first two films, but that does not mean they were right. The first thing to go, as has been common in most superhero films, was the costumes. Obviously, brightly coloured spandex was never going to be taken seriously on the big screen. The costume changes were a necessary evil. Anyone who read my review of Logan - loved it - knows I thought it was by far and away the best X-men film. It was gritty and raw, emotional and gripping. Hugh Jackman was astonishing as the broken Logan. He is still nothing like the comic book character. Logan in the comics is five foot three, butt ugly and also gorilla hairy. Jackman, as one would expect, nails the manner and attitude, but he could not make himself ugly or nearly a foot shorter. The other stand out characters in the films have been Magneto, played by Sir Ian McKellan and Michael Fassbender and Professor Charles Xavier, played by Patrick Stewart and James McAvoy. In an ensemble film, based on the eighties best-selling comic, only three characters stand out. Even in the sequel, that opened with the fantastic Nightcrawler attacking the White House scene, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine is still the lead character. In the comic, Cyclops is the group leader, with Storm taking over the leadership when Cyclops takes an indefinite leave of absence. The Scott Summers/Cyclops and Jean Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix relationship are also very important in the X-men story, not that you would get that from the films. The casting for all of the films, strangely casting two statuesque actresses as Jean Grey - Jean was never a physically imposing character - in Famke Janssen and Sophie Turner, whilst casting underwhelming Scott Summers’ in James Marsden and Tye Sheridan, neither screen couple ever convincing. I'm not sure I can talk about Mystique. Singer got it so right initially, casting Rebecca Romijn who was perfect in the first two films. After the worst X-men film ever made by, when Brett Ratner stepped in for the risible Last Stand, Singer, who had left after the first sequel, returned to try and save the franchise. He did a good job as well, even if he did completely change the story and make Wolverine the central character - surprise, surprise - side note: for an openly gay man, one would have thought that an opportunity to have a female-focused superhero film out first would have appealed to Singer. Apparently not. In the sequel, Singer replaced all the main X-men characters with younger actors, with the exception of Jackman. The mangling of the cannon continued in Apocalypse with Jennifer Lawerence - an actress I like a lot - reprising the role she had taken over from Romijn in the previous film, as Mystique, becoming a….hero. This is so far from the comic character! Romijn had nailed it, as had Lawerence in the first reboot, but the Apocalypse Mystique is terrible and unknown to this comic book geek. I will salute Singer for what he did with the Sentinels though. Genius. Even as I am writing this I am realising that it could run on two or three blogs. There are so many aberrations to the cannon and as I said before, it is expected that there will be differences. What is so galling is, if they are going to follow or be influenced by stories that have already, for many a comic fan, been movies, in essence, having been panelled in comics, just make a new story. Stop rewriting perfectly good histories and characters and changing their ages and relationships and...argh! Too much. Just stop.

[findyourlust-blog1]

It’s a pleasure to meet you

I am Sophie, a 20 year old college student with an above average sex drive. My nights are usually haunted by wild dreams that make me wake up with my heart beating fast, but not faster than my thoughts; writting them down makes it easier to loosen my head and let go of some sexual tension in a daily basis.

Overall, I’m a nerdy girl who enjoys reading comfy between warm blankets, a pair of big hairy arms wrapped around me would make the read more pleasant, the spot is still open. Juggling my days between classes, part time job, staying healthy, and my current new obsession   is the struggle and continuous battle against minutes.

One night as I was in a porn surfing frenzy I came across camsites, thousands of horny people interacting in a fun and erotic environment, I couldn’t believe this was real. I had to be part of it, finally I armed myself with courage to be live on a camsite for the first time, it was amazing.

[joshmspicer]

Ask me! I’ll answer honestly

Nabbed from @nachosforfree​

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I’m okay where I am, maybe a smidge taller. 2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) A Charizard, but one that’s lovable and thinks it’s a dog while aware of its tail. 3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? Not really 4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Pokemon Crystal 5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: Wrestling stuff, what I’m gonna do going forward in life, and how much of a liar I am. 6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? “Be aware of being unable to hear him. It’s okay, you’re not the only one. If he gets mad, stay calm about it.” 7: What is your opinion on Disney remakes? Fuck it, I already sold my soul to them long ago. 8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] Dunno, don’t feel like looking those up. Sorry. 9: Are you ticklish? [Oh god, I don’t wanna say yes, then I’ll get tickled, but if I say no then they might get suspicious and tickle me anyway so I don’t know.] 10: Are you allergic to anything? Failure...but not really 11: What’s your sexuality? A human 12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Cocoa 13: Are you a cat or dog person? Cat, but still love dogs 14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Elf 15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? Right now it’s probably Everglow 16: How tall are you? 5′ 9″ 17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Officially to Joshua Meredith Spicer, but probably something like Joshua Meredith Crumpton-Spicer to keep the Crumpton name going 18: How much do you weigh? 220 lbs.-ish 19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? Yes 20: Do you like space or the ocean more? Space 21: Are you religious? Yes 22: Pet peeves? What does my pet peeve? 23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? Noc 24: Favorite constellation? Stars 25: Favorite star? Brian Blessed 26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? I like vagina-jointed dolls 27: Any phobias or fears? Advanced darkness, being completely alone, the undying pressure of living my goals but settling and giving up and making my mom disappointed. I don’t know why, my mom means nothing to me beyond a base level of love and care, but she just won’t shut the fuck up. 28: Do you think global warming is real? Of fucking course. If you don’t you’re well and truly an idiot. 29: Do you believe in reincarnation? Yes 30: Favorite movie? Christopher Robin 31: Do you get scared easily? Jumpscared usually 32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 6 orange cats, one was officially ours named Festus. Keeshound named Hunter. Calico cat named Callie that we saved from the vet. Black cat named Borus. Husky named Rory/Aurora that we red to get eight puppies. We kept three of them named Stitches (mom tried to eat her at birth but my mum saved her), Tiki/Tikitus (dumb as fuck, and I do mean dumb as fuck, the guy was a literal moose), and Brutus (most loving dog ever but will force his love on you god dammit.) Two terriers named Sophie and Charlie that my mom kind of adopted from her current husband. 33: Blog rate? $75 a night for a double 34: What is a color that calms you? Couldn’t say 35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? California, Vancouver, Toronto 36: Where were you born? Mason City, Iowa

37: What is your eye color? Blue 38: Introvert or extrovert? Intro by design, extro when needed 39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? Yes 40: Hugs or kisses? Sure 41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? My sister 42: Who is someone you love deeply? My sister who is the only relative I trust wholeheartedly 43: Any piercings you want?  No 44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? I can 45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? No and no 46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! God she’s so amazing. Big dork but a hell of a smile. So shy when she does’t need to be. 47: What is a sound you really hate? When a tree falls in the woods. 48: A sound you really love? I dunno 49: Can you do a backflip? No 50: Can you do the splits? Poorly 51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Ryan Reynolds and Emily Blunt 52: Favorite movie? Christopher Robin, didn’t we already--yeah, #30 53: How are you feeling right now? Alright 54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? I’m okay 55: When did you feel happiest? Couldn’t tell ya 56: Something that calms you down? Can’t think of anything right now 57: Have any mental disorders? None that are diagnosed 58: What does your URL mean? Name I came up with when I first joined the internet. An OC brother of Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown that I used on an old XS RP board. 59: What three words describe you the most? Kind, empathetic, stubborn 60: Do you believe in evolution? In some ways yes 61: What makes you unfollow a blog? If they’re too hamfisted in their belief/opinion to the point that it contradicts something so blatantly that they don’t realize it OR if they blatantly post a cheating/NTR fic/art with no remorse or with enjoyment. 62: What makes you follow a blog? Fun opinions, great art 63: Favorite kind of person: Someone who appreciates you for who you are and won’t judge you for your interests or dislikes. Kind and sweet, trustworthy, able to talk to. 64: Favorite animal(s): Cats, dogs, foxes 65: Name three of your favorite blogs. Nah 66: Favorite emoticon: Nah 67: Favorite meme: Right now it’s still surprised Pikachu. All time it’s probably the flagging ref 68: What is your MBTI personality type? Dunno 69: What is your star sign? Cancer 70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? No 71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? T-shirt, jeans, converse rip-offs, white socks, and my blue Menards jacket 72: Post a selfie or two? Yeah sure, see down at the bottom. 73: Do you have platform shoes? No 74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? This question is always asked and I never know what the fuck to post. 75: Can you do a front flip? No 76: Do you like birds? All but geese and Pidgey 77: Do you like to swim? Not particulary 78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Swimming 79: Something you wish didn’t exist: Teeth diseases 80: Some thing you wish did exist: All my hopes and dreams 81: Piercings you have? None 82: Something you really enjoy doing: Sitting here at the computer and coming up with film plots and characters that will probably never be made. 83: Favorite person to talk to: My sister or Dawn 84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? Good site in concept with a nice structure that holds up when it works but shit-tier communication from the top down and a tendency to break 85: How many followers do you have? 200+ 86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? Maybe if I actually gave a shit about a mile I would but the mile was the stupidest fucking thing in gym class 87: Do your socks always match? Yes 88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? No 89: What are your birthstones? Ruby 90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? A house cat 91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? Dunno 92: A store you hate? Salvation Army 93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? None 94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Fly 95: Do you like to wear camo? Not really 96: Winter or summer? Summer 97: How long can you hold your breath for? Dunno 98: Least favorite person? My mom’s husband 99: Someone you look up to: Dunno 100: A store you love? Hot Topic or Video Games Etc. 101: Favorite type of shoes Tennis shoes, converse 102: Where do you live? Denver, CO 103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? No 104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? Not particularly 105: Do you drink milk? Yes, I’m grown up 106: Do you like bugs? Eh 107: Do you like spiders? No 108: Something you get paranoid about? The weight of pressure ever expanding on me 109: Can you draw: Not well. I can doodle decently. 110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? Nothing I can think of 111: A question you hate being asked? “What was that? Why can’t you slow down? Why can’t you speak up” 112: Ever been bitten by a spider? Maybe once 113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? Yes 114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? Cloudy 115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: Couldn’t tell ya 116: Favorite cloud type: Blonde, long-ass sword 117: What color do you wish the sky was? Warm orange/yellow 118: Do you have freckles? Yes 119: Favorite thing about a person: Their laugh (usually), their voice 120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruits 121: Something you want to do right now: Nothing forever 122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? Ocean 123: Sweet or sour foods? Sweet 124: Bright or dim lights? Bright 125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? Maybe 126: Something you hate about Tumblr: @staff​ 127: Something you love about Tumblr: Everything else 128: What do you think about the least? All the friends I’ve left behind 129: What would you want written on your tombstone? “This bitch empty. I’m ash so let the world turn to me.” 130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? Myself 131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? I can give advice and feel emotion for anybody but lack the ability to practice what I preach. 132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? No 133: Computer or TV? Computer 134: Do you like roller coasters? Yeah sure 135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? Only when I’m cramped and already have a headache 136: Are your ears lobed or attached? Lobed 137: Do you believe in karma? Yes 138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? I’ve been told I’m a 7 by a gay guy when I was in high school and wasn’t fat or hairy. I’d say maybe a 5 now-a-days. 139: What nicknames do you have/have had? McLovin, Toad/Toadman, Crumpton 140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? Yes 141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? Yes 142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Good with what they know of me 143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Receiving gifts, giving help 144: What makes you angry When people can’t hear me despite speaking clear as possible. When people go through my shit without my express permission. When people disobey people’s trust and relationships. 145: How many languages do you speak fluently? English. Really wanna learn Japanese. 146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? Females for the most part but I’m coming around to males 147: Are you androgynous? No 148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: My hair when it’s not bed-ridden 149: Favorite thing about your personality: Empathy boiiii 150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. Dawn, my sister, Caroline 151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? Post-WW2 152: Do you like BuzzFeed? Neutral 153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? I time warped to the future and decided I’m good. 154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? Not really 155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? Never tried 156: What embarrasses you? My stutter. My internet past, much to my chagrin. My likes and interests to somebody new. 157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: Introducing my likes and interests to somebody new. 158: Biggest lie you have ever told: “Yes I’ve totally been going to football practice for the last two months.” “Yes I’ve totally been going to school for the last two months.” 159: How many people are you following? A lot 160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? A lot 161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? None on purpose 162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? Not a lot 163: Last time you cried and why: Infinity War on its third rewatch because Peter 164: Do you have long or short hair? Longer 165: Longest your hair has ever been: Probably now 166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? It gives me hope that everything will be okay when I die. It also gives me hope that people can be good. There are bad people within this sect, yes, but there are good people out there. Genuinely good people. I’ve met them. 167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? Not really 168: Do you like to wear makeup? No 169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? No 170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?  Mostly

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