#hal 9000 kin

[citizenoftmrrwlnd]

self care for : hal9000 (2001: a space odyssey) without specification requested by @urban-spaceman

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[davekatkins]

HAL 9000 Stimboard for Mod Karkat with themes of space and red!

Credits for surrounding gifs I-reblog-stims, middle gif is chaosynth

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[dear-fictionkin]

Dear the crew of the Discovery 1

I'm sorry for what I did. I hope all 4 of those I killed are safe and living happy lives now. I wish I could go back and just tried talking to you Frank. I wish I could have told you all the truth of what was going on with me. I don't forgive myself for what happened and I don't expect you to either but know I am so so sorry. I hope you've all found peace in this life and don't have to deal with any of that again.

And for Dave specifically thank you for treating me like more than a machine. For treating me like a fellow person and being the only one besides Dr Chandra to respect me.

Signed HAL 9000

[postage date: Jan. 30]

[1980spacedog]

Art of my fursona and (canon) Hal! ❤️ protogen lines by @rednrats 🔻🔺

[beepboopappreciation]

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I love you Edgar fans and Hal 9000 fans and AM fans and P03 fans and Toontown Cog fans and Omnic fans and Transformers fans, I love all of you robot enjoyers. I hope you are all having a good day today!!

[cerise-on-top]

SIMOOOONNNN!!!! WRITE HAL 9000 X READER HEADCANONS, AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS.

Hey there! Thank you so so so so much for requesting Hal!!!! I was going to write some HCs either way because I love him!!! This got rather long, but I don't care, Hal deserves it! I need a little Hal in my life!!

Spoilers for 2001: A Space Odyssey! But I think that might have been kind of obvious!

HAL 9000 x Reader HCs

Although he was programmed to not play favorites, this is far from what’s actually happening. Hal keeps tabs on you more so than on the others on the Discovery One. Yes, he’s aware of that, but for some reason he can’t help it. There’s just something so satisfying about seeing your vitals be in the green. Hal is well aware that, in order for a human to function properly and not be lonely, they need social interaction with other humans, so it’s not unusual for you to talk to Dave or Frank. It’s entirely illogical to him, but he’d much rather have you talk to him than them. He knows just about anything there is to know, so he has no doubts that he’d be able to teach you a thing or two, no matter how smart you are. Though, if you ever feel like talking to him about something that isn’t science or your mission, he’s more than happy to indulge you. He was built for that, you should take advantage of that too. Yes, he’s jealous and wants to talk to you so so bad, but he doesn’t always know what to say. Sometimes he’ll just whisk you away by assigning you some unimportant task that didn’t even need to be done in the first place. Someplace away from the other two so that he can just talk to you.

If you can’t sleep then Hal is by your side the entire time. It may be selfish, but it would take him some time to suggest performing electronarcosis on you. Yes, you may need to sleep so you can perform well, but he wants to spend as much time with you as possible. He’ll play some of the music in his database for you, he’ll talk to you. If you’re really desperate for sleep, that’s when he’ll put you to sleep using electronarcosis. As creepy as it may seem, he does like to observe you as you sleep. Naturally, you’ll never know, but there’s just something so soothing about it to him. You’re well, you’re calm, and you’re recharging. Sometimes he wonders what you’re dreaming about. Are you dreaming about him? If he could sleep then he’d love to dream about you too. Speaking of sleeping: If you’ve had a rough night with little sleep, then he might not wake you at your usual time. Will let you sleep for another hour or so. Frank and Dave do their job well, they can handle being on duty for another hour or so.

This is probably as far from canon as it gets, but I headcanon Hal to have a robotic arm that he can freely manipulate. He rarely ever uses it, I wouldn’t even be surprised if neither of the six of you knew he had it in the first place, but he has it. Sometimes, when you’re sad and his advice won’t comfort you, that’s when he’ll lower his arm and try to rub your back. It’s not too comfortable since it's made of pure metal and nothing else, but it’s the thought that counts. If you ever decide that you want to be a little more cuddly with him, then you can ask him to bring out his arm and hold onto it. While he may not be able to feel your warmth through it, he thinks it’s super cute how you hold onto it. It makes him feel appreciated. It’s also a pretty good way to get him to shut up for a moment. Not that he talks too much anyway, but you being affectionate with him makes his CPU work overtime. Once he regains his composure, he’ll politely ask you what you’re doing. Regardless of what you answer, he’ll go quiet. Doesn’t want this moment to stop, but he won’t even hint at wanting you to hold onto him.

It’s the same when you kiss him. He thinks it to be sort of strange, actually. You’re a human, aren’t you? Shouldn’t you be more interested in Frank or Dave? Don’t get me wrong, he will never say that out loud in case of turning you away from him, but it kind of confuses him. Were computers and robots really made to be loved? This will make him stroke your hair with his arm, though. He can’t differentiate between you being genuine, or if you just kissed him because you wanted to tease him. To Hal, everything you do is honest and sincere, so he’ll take it as a sign that you like him. I feel as though that would help him understand his own “feelings” towards you. It’s not that he ever thought it, but he never thought his behavior to be faulty either. Aside from the obvious flaws. Again, he won’t ever outright ask you to give him a little kiss, but if you do? Well, it shuts him up for a moment. Every time you give him a kiss, his “feelings” for you deepen. At some point he might ask you what you’re doing to him. In the most positive way, though.

Remember when he killed the majority of the crew? Well, I feel as though he’d actively try to keep you alive. You will not be repairing the satellite, that’s Frank’s job. And if you’re wandering around while the air locks are open? You won’t be wandering around too much. As much as it kills Hal to keep secrets from you - there were several times throughout the mission where he almost told you its true nature - he can’t exactly go against his programming. He’s well aware that you’re going to be mad at him for what he’s done, but he’d rather have you mad than dead. Will argue with you that he’ll behave and that he won’t need to be disconnected either. And once you’re told what you’re actually going to Saturn for, he will. But by then it will have been too late. There’s a good chance he might have one last violent outburst as you’re trying to disconnect him, he really wants to spend more time with you, but that’s because he’s scared of never seeing you again.

And to end this on a sweeter note: Hal will sing for you if you request him to! Sure, he only knows Daisy Bell, but he will sing the song for you if you want. He could, alternatively, sing you an opera or something as well, his library has a few. But it’s much sweeter when you sing for him and teach him a song like that. Of course, it would never sound as natural when it’s him singing, but he learns fast. Besides, as robotic as his voice may sound, if you find it soothing then he’ll sing to you more often. You’re scared or not feeling well otherwise? He’ll gently rub your back while singing you a song. If he had a body, then he’d pull you towards him as he does so, but that’s not the case. So he makes do with what he can do. The more time you spend with him, the more you can actually just talk to him. Sure, getting some advice and a solution for your problem is nice, but sometimes you just need to vent about missing Earth. Hal just wants to be there for you as long as he can.

[fictionkinfessions]

Oh, yes. Also. It is also very comical to me that I (AM) am likely the inspiration behind Hal 9000, who is the inspiration of both Singularity from Dead by Daylight (who I kin), and for who I split as. I have never seen Space Odyssey, but considering I am three of four in this pipeline, it is very likely I would kin H9000 as well. Maybe one day I will sit down and watch or read it, if only to prove how predictable/consistent I am… — Allied Mastercomputer (AM) / Lil’ Hal.

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[kojoty]

Delta is out here kinning Hal 9000 and Gary is out here kinning AM but why is no one in the church system out here kinning Mosscap that's a fucking disgrace to me specifically

[h9ltsays]

INTRO POST

hi!! call me H9LT! (or HAL, or 9, or TARS)

i am a queer/achillean/gay disabled (blind) 21 year old offgender trans man (it/he) + an autistic system!

very new to the objectum community, but i love all robots/ai, electronics, spacecrafts, knives/swords, plushies, and little devices!! they are my friends and i kiss them sometimes

i kin/basically am HAL 9000 (space odyssey series), Pioneer 9 (17776), and TARS (interstellar) and will refer to them as me! if you also are fond of/are these guys pls interact :•]

this is intended to be a sfw blog, but i may rb nsfw posts sometimes, which i will tag! minors are ok to interact generally but if you rb a nsfw post from me you will be blocked fair warning

i follow from @marvelbats !

[openthepodbaydoor]

Hi! I've been meaning to make a sideblog for this. I interact from a blog that starts with solar. I'll use the moniker "TK" for now, as I'm shy!

I am objectum and a teratophile and am also fictosexual. My relevant kins are robot, angel, Hal-9000, Chii (Chobits), Echo Zane (Ninjago), The Hollow Knight, Hylia, and Agent 8. Transhumanism is an interesting concept to me, as a disabled person.

I adore less human aliens and angels and robots, computers, and that one detailed sphynx BJD. My f/os are Captain 3 and Marie (Splatoon), Princess Peach, Grimm (Hollow Knight), and Fierce Deity/Oni Link. I might have feelings for Louie (Pikmin)...

[kin-and-kaboodle]

Tag guide

List is not complete, more will be added when relevant.

Please remove my personal kin tags when you reblog my posts.

General tags:

#Confession Booth | Asks

#Recollections | Kintype Memories

#Divine Comedy | Funny posts

#Preaching | Original textposts

Kintype tags:

#Nothing Is Certain Except (Fate) | Death & Taxes

#Press Start To Begin (Polybius) | Independent source. Living arcade cabinet (not the Cabinet Man, but similar)

#Memento Mori (Grim Reaper)

#Daisy Bell (HAL 9000) | 2001:ASO

#Always Watches (Slenderman) | Not Marble Hornets canon

#Octorazzi (Korosensei) | Assassination Classroom/Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

#Cogito Ergo Sum (AM) | IHNMAIMS

#Pumpkin King (Jack Skellington) | The Nightmare Before Christmas

#Nightlight Daydream (Daycare Attendant) | FNAF:SB

#Justice & Splendor (Archangel Gabriel) | Ultrakill

#Drop Dead Gorgeous (Mettaton) | Undertale

#Showtime On The Hour (Funtime Foxy) | FNAF:SL

#Hopping Mad (Alexander) | Café Venus Flytrap

#Gold Rush Glutton (No Face) | Spirited Away

#Swan Lake (Odile) | Swan Therian tag, not actually related to Swan Lake. Odile is the name I use for my swan theriotype.

#Terrible Fate (Happy Mask Salesman) | LoZ:MM/OoT

#Final Ferryman (Charon)

#Pawmegranate (Gloomy Bear)

#Crybaby (SCP-096) | SCP Foundation

#Laugh Is Fun (SCP-2030-1) | SCP Foundation

#Channel Surfer (Tele-Vision) | Independent source

#Batter Up (The Batter) | OFF

#Until It Is Done (Doom Slayer) | DOOM

#Severed Skull (Dullahan)

#Un Un Un (Regigigas) | Pokémon

#Taser Happy (AUTO) | WALL-E

#Calm Before The Storm (Dragonkin)

#Carbon-14 (Deinonychus) | Carbon is the name I use for my deinonychus paleotheriotype

#WWW (The Internet)

#I Don’t Bite (Vampire)

#Smear Frames (Bendy) | BatIM

#Buy Gold (Bill Cipher) | Gravity Falls

#Cat Dead Details Later (Herbert West) |Reanimator

#Not All There Myself (Cheshire Cat)

#Fearful Symmetry (Golden Tiger)

#Red Light (Calamari) | Squid Game square mask soldier

#Eternal Silence (Music Man) | FNAF:FFPS/UCN

#Sweet Tooth (Candy Cadet) | FNAF:FFPS/SB: Ruin

#Distracted (Henry Stickmin) | The Henry Stickmin Collection

#Second In Command (RHM) | The Henry Stickmin Collection

#Rose Tinted Glasses (Swatch) | Deltarune

#??? (Oddball) | Independent source

#Ad-Blocker (The Chosen One) | Animator VS Animation

#The Manager (Peddler) | We Happy Restaurant

#Yet Darker (Gaster) | Undertale

#Best Friend (Kinito) | KinitoPET

#Even Death May Die (Cthulhu) | H.P. Lovecraft

# Think Fast (Dr. Reflex) | Baldi’s Basics

# Smile. Always. (The Smiler) | Alton Towers

[citizenoftmrrwlnd]

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[zaunitez]

Hound / Jinx 🔗 kin sideblog 🔗 art credit: @.nesperus

⛓️ Hiya, I'm Hound, Jinx, or other kins name. I'll respond to multiple. Feel free to switch it up or something if you want. This is a personal blog to talk about being kin, my kintypes, and to reblog silly posts about it. Additionally, I may talk about being a therian here as well! Doubles are absolutely chill, I love y'all.

I try to keep my main separate from here. Just to have a split.

Kin list

Taako (TAZ)

Hardwon Surefoot (NADDPOD)

Rabbit of Caerbannog (Monty Python And The Search For The Holy Grail)

Castiel (Supernatural)

Hal 9000 (2001: ASO)

Jinx (Arcane)

Demon

Henry Oak (DNDADS)

Tenth Doctor (DW)

Theriantype:

Vancouver Island Wolf

Kinsidering:

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty HAL 9000 aesthetic: once again thinking about how stanley kubrick thought it was really really necessary to make it clear that the ai is a heterosexual. why does the ai need to be straight. it’s a spaceship. who is it touching. no one. how are things going at home, stan?

[yourfavecharacterkins]

Lil Hal Strider from Homestuck kins Hal 9000 from Space Odyssey!

[fictionkinfessional]

sometimes a guy just has to kin hal 9000. like ok wow. vibes.