#half japanese

[myloveismuichiro]

Why The Creepypastas Are Afraid Of Y/n ! PT. II

Characters: Ticci Toby, Jason The Toymaker, X Virus, Homicidal Liu !

a/n; Konnichiwa! Feel free to message me requests or stuff! Jaane! ⁠♡

Ticci Toby ⁠♡ • He went into your room to ask for something, and you gladly let him borrow it. • But when he went to get it from your drawer (because you're lazy af), he accidentally knocked down the flower vase, and it shattered into pieces. • Now, it wasn't the flower vase breaking the thing that made you angry, but it was the fact that a broken shards got into your bed and you sat up on it. • You two just stared at each other, and it started to get really awkward. • Then, you started seeing red, grabbed several broken shards of glass from the floor, and started aiming them at his head. • The poor bby got hit on the forehead when he tried to run out of the room, and became Harry Potter, but with a lot more blood (Ily if you get it).

Jason The Toymaker ♡ • You two were arguing about a previous mission that was failed, and he was blaming you for it. • Then, he suddenly started hitting you with wooden scraps that he kept on himself (just in case). • You were just ignoring him, when suddenly one of the wooden scrapes stabbed your eye, and it started bleeding. • While covering your eye, you turned slowly towards him (for dramatic effect). But surprisingly, you just marched up to your room without saying a word. • He was relieved, until later that evening after dinner. He went downstairs to his room/workshop, and was shocked to see all of his creations either shredded, torn apart, or burned. • He heard a faint chuckle from up the stairs, and he looked up to see you standing there menacingly. • "Don't even try to attack me." You said, glaring daggers at him while smiling devilishly.

X - Virus ♡ • He was snooping around in your room, for God knows why, while you were out on a mission. • He found your pet hamster, and suddenly had an idea. He brought it down into the basement/his room, and injected some type of poison into it's back. He sneakily went back up into your room and placed the hamster back, acting like nothing happened. • When you came back from your mission, you immediately ran up to your room to feed your hamster. But when you got up there, you started screaming. • Your hamster was still in it's cage, yes, but it was laying upsidedown and frothing at the mouth. • You immediately knew who did it, and started marching down to his room. • "CODY!!!!" You screeched, and barged into his room while he was changing. • You grabbed one of his graduated cylinders, smashed it, and started to throw the shards of glass at his naked upper torso. • Thank God he had sweat pants on. • Let's just say that he wasn't able to go on missions for a long while.

Homicidal Liu ⁠♡ • You and Jeff were having a staring contest, which was really ridiculous since the man had no eyelids, but you were really bored so eh. • Anyways, while you were losing (terribly), Liu accidentally suddenly threw a piece of cake into your face. • Jeff started laughing, and you glared at Liu for a moment. At first, he thought he was safe, since you were normally a very forgiving person, but you were in a bad mood. • You grabbed your weapon and started chasing him around the house, yelling hurtful words at him as you did so. • Thank God that you easily cool off when you get mad, and, realizing what you had just done, apologized profusely to your terrified lover. • "Gommenasai, Hani!" You said over and over again, bowing to your trembling boyfriend. • I mean, who wouldn't be scared after being chased by someone for several hours? We're only human ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯

a/n; That's all! Aishitemasu! Sayonara! Want a PT. III? ♡

[davetada]

Amanda

North Hollywood, CA

[jazznoisehere]

Half Japanese: Jump Into Love (Fire Records, 2023)

Cover Artwork by Gary Taxali.

[teenageapatby]

[gotankgo]

[sweetlolitaaesop]

𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝟐𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 ✧˖*°࿐

TY for 200 everyone ! In honor I give you my face reveal ! Enjoy ♡ (≧▽≦*)o

Yeah , I'm very pale and I don't tan easily like I used to when I was little 😭. And I have a septum , I don't have a lot to wear since I have a simple silver ring . I also don't have my upper ear piercings shown since my hair hides it .

ㇱホガクセイ　ノ　ワタㇱヒ　！　/ elementary me ! . I always loved eating lunch especially serving lunch to other kids . I forgot how to grow rice though 😅. I miss my hometown so much !

[inlovewithbeingalive]

[rastronomicals]

12:43 PM EST February 28, 2024:

Half Japanese - "Shhh-Shhh-Shhh" From the album Half Gentlemen Not Beasts (1980)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

The Enormous And Incomparable Debut Album

File under: Lowest Fi

[princesspinkdragon]

[mynameisnotindigo]

[pinkpono]

boo

[davetada]

Amanda

North Hollywood, CA

[corvuscore]

hoping this might eventually find an audience

several members of the mashpit took a joke way too far because that's what we do. and now it's a quality mashup project.

the first full mashup project i was a part of was a collab between myself, FerroLad, Ph0ton and the elusive fourth member of the Council of Horso, based on a stupid fucking bit made from us playing Jackbox with @shannonlevijr the night i joined the mashpit. it received rave reviews (by which i mean people were loudly upset at us the whole time, like the debut of Stravinsky's Rites of Spring) and we're hoping for it to achieve cult status, either by itself, or bolstered by its sequel currently in development.

I would like to present to tumblr... the el horso project.

[beginningspod]

It's time for Beginnings, the podcast where writer and performer Andy Beckerman talks to the comedians, writers, filmmakers and musicians he admires about their earliest creative experiences and the numerous ways in which a creative life can unfold.

On today's episode, I talk to musician and artist Jad Fair. Originally from Coldwater, Michigan, Jad began playing music with his brother David in 1974 as the band Half Japanese. As an art rock group that charted its own path, Half Japanese soon began to be celebrated by tastemakers, and this led to their first record contract. Over the next fifty years, they released over two dozen albums and EPs, and as a solo artist, Jad has a discography as numerous as the stars in the sky. He's collaborated with everyone from Thurston Moore to Daniel Johnston to Teenage Fanclub to Yo La Tengo, and his latest album Jump Into Love just came out at the end of July on Fire Records!

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[doomandgloomfromthetomb]

Maureen Tucker - Maxwell's, Hoboken, New Jersey, March 27, 1987

There's been plenty of Lou and John on this blog of mine lately, but how about some Moe? This McKenzie Tape lets us listen in on the former VU drummer as she began to re-emerge in the 1980s. Not exactly the band pictured above, but some of them, including Jad Fair — and Penn Jillette, too! Hmmm! (For more, please enjoy Lou Reed killing Penn & Teller.) Future Lou archivist Don Fleming is also present. It's all a rich tapestry, my friends.

Lou and John were in fairly slick phases of their career at this point, but Moe retains the admirably amateurish spirit of the Velvets during her Maxwell's set. Guitars are barely in tune (sometimes not at all), vocals are ragged, rhythms primitive. The good stuff! I like that the group breaks out two crucial VU rarities, which had just seen official release on Another View: "Guess I'm Falling In Love" and "Hey Mr. Rain." And hey, Jillette joins up for a stormy "Heroin," complete with fire-eating (to enjoy that visual, you'll have to go to the videotape of another show on this tour).

[riylcast]

Episode 588: Jad Fair (of Half Japanese)

There’s prolific and then there’s Jad Fair. The 30 albums released by his seminal art punk band Half Japanese just scratches the surface.

Since 1974, the musician has released hundreds of albums, including 150 issued through Bandcamp in a single year.

Beyond the output with his band, Fair’s best known work may be his collaborations with artists like Daniel Johnston, Yo La Tengo, R. Stevie Moore and the Velvet Underground’s Mo Tucker.

Fair is also a prolific artist whose paper cuttings have been show in galleries around the world.

Special cameo from Fair’s dogs, Button and Blanket.