#half-joking

[originalaccountname]

Dazai, in Fifteen, described the act of living as "we breathe, eat, fall in love and die". Through that statement and a few subsequent incidents, like telling Oda planning someone's death was romantic, flirting with nearly every girl he sees, and his fixation with finding someone to commit a lover's suicide with, we can conclude Dazai is a deeply romantic man. Therefore, the REAL tragedy of soukoku as a pairing is that Dazai is a very romantic individual and will not, cannot let those feelings out with Chuuya of all people, due to the mostly antagonistic nature of their relationship. In this essay, I will-

[darthcontusion]

I think we may have seen some very young boys in a flashback, but otherwise i think the only evidence that any human in mahoako's fucked up world identifies as male is the time magenta was brainwashed into thinking she was azure's husband. Apparently they still tell tales of these so-called "men" from the before-times...

[jofiah]

Hot new artist trend! Draw your waifu or oc flaccid vs erect

[marutchi]

[jojotier]

anyone wanna make a homestuck dating sim with me that slowly slides into the existential horror of being flanderized to become the ideal of some unknowable forces beyond the veil who are obsessed with you for reasons which you can't understand

[starstabberzirc]

I haven't been posting much but I have definitely been collecting source material, so here's a preview of just a few of the romanceable NPCs for SSZ Gacha Speed Dating Simulator. The genders are a little unbalanced but unfortunately it's really hard to find interesting public domain images of anybody but men. Which of these do you think would be the Tumblr Sexyman of the game?

[othellotron9000]

I must have this you don't understand

[messymosaic]

Mako and Opal for the ask game!

Thank you for the ask🫰❤️🥰 Please know I’m usually sweet and I’m real happy that I get to answer this 🫶🏻 That said, gloves are off on all things Mako-related—

DO NOT SHIP.

Why don’t you ship it?

I’m as loyal to Makorra as Mako is to Korra so no, I do not ship this. I say ‘this’ because I refuse to dignify a Korra-less Mako ship with a shipname 😌🙏

What would have made you like it?

The idea that Mako only gets together with Opal because she reminds him of Korra. And Opal knows this so she just lets Mako and Korra flirt platonically in group hangouts. Right in front of her face.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

Mako is more deserving of Opal than Bolin. Bolin deserves NOTHING. Fuck Bolin, all my homies hate Bolin 😤

[yourdarlingness]

its so hard being asian ... he has to eat rice everyday 😔

[shyfrog-says]

The Owl House for no reason: "Hey, here's the best 14 seconds of music you've ever heard. No, it isn't on any music streamers, and there is no extended version. Guess you'll have to rewatch this show again. 🙃"

[txttletale]

my most reactionary trait is that i love a tightly planned little closed house murder mystery

[thebitchbehindtheslaughter]

PUT RENFIELD IN HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA

Fix the series with a sudden appearance. 

Mavis and Jonathon own the hotel now, and both monsters and humans are welcomed, so long as they respect one another. Drac’s retired. They’re celebrating their grand rebranding when a mysterious stranger appears, asking for “Master Dracula.” He’s a servant from years long gone who owes Drac his life after being rescued from his fellow humans, and has earned himself immortality to continue his service. His name is Renfield 

If you can make Dracula kid-friendly, you can make Renfield kid-friendly. Do it. I DARE you 

[crimswnred]

Chapter 18 is out now!

“Noah?” Noah just huffed and rolled his eyes. “Everybody knows, Lottie.” But again, she didn’t flinch. Instead, she turned to her fiance, who was holding her brother in place. “Even you, Gary?!”

[goldemas1244]

Petition to stop calling our galaxy Milky Way and start calling it Bima Sakti because it sounds way cooler and also because Sakti means Magic in Malay which is so much cooler than MALK

[chelledoggo]

i wonder if my mind is going with old age

(i'm 31)

[largestmothinnorthamerica]

My personal solution to tone indicators being hard to understand if you're not in the in-group is to just spell them out in public.

Like a message between my friends would read:

"This is the worst day of my life! /lh /hj /ilysm /ymbfitw /mlibwyii"

and on Reddit it would go something like:

"This is the worst day of my life! /joke"