#hand in marriage sir 🥺💍

[its-de]

The way he's lookinggg at herr

I feel like this is his thing, he always holds our hand close to his heart while gazing at us so lovingly 🫠❤️

[eziosofia]

CALIAN in WALKER: INDEPENDENCE  S01E01 - Pilot

[totallynormalbehavior]

Behold it is I that ask almost every🦉

blog ,what their opinions are of WHB.

So chosen one, please share who's your favourite are in WHB and do have any opinions and thoughts regarding the Kings?

*Snaps from imagination*

Wait I’m the chosen one

how to answer hmmm

Okay let’s go

Satan

8.9/10

He was of the kings who caught my eye at the beginning

Love me some little red man

Pregame opinion

He is probably going to be a heartless angry dude who wouldn’t care for MC’s feelings.Red flag with the anger issues.

After game opinion:

He is such a tease ugh I love him.This man gets turned on if you shout at him and he feeds off your anger.so a perfect person if you like to stress relief and a perfect punching bag(fiction of course)

I really love how he cares for MC and is one of the few who sees MC as their own person *gives Sitri the side eye*.Love how he gets jealous of if someone tries to get even close to MC.

Everybody wants to kicked on the butt by him.

He reminds me of a sheep who has anger issues

This still lives rent free in my mind 😳

Mammon

7/10

The first thing I look for in a man is his heart ❤️ …..THE FACT THAT HIS TITS IS INFRONT OF IT IS NOT MY FAULT

Pregame opinion:

His design is gorgeous to me especially those hand claws whatever they call it he wears.

He is going to fall in love with MC the at first sight.He is a gentle giant,probably a himbo.Does also he produce gold also from his dic-“gets shot”.

After game opinion

And I wa right about his personality.This man has a heart of gold .Sor why are you so big

Sugar daddy Mammon to the rescue.

This man is really oblivious about what he says to others especially around Satan and their height difference.

Reading his selfie card story ,it’s like talking to a wall with this man.

Oh and also the description “I wanna be yours “and not “you will be mine “ is him.Instead of you being his pet,this man considers you his Master.Good boy for MC

His H scene is one of my favs so far

Can I squeeze his tits as relievers

Leviathan

9/10

Pregame opinion:

🎵Looks like an angel walks like an angel🎵

Oh my sweet beautiful honey boo boo who wouldn’t hurt a fly .Is such a soft boy 🥺.

His kink is dangerous though .Would this man be turned on if he choked on his drink though

After game opinion

Gets slapped in the head of how much of a menace this guy is.*holds head in pain* wait …WHAT HAPPEN TO SOFT BOI

I don’t like how this man calls me out for being a perv escuse you sir I’m a ✨expensive hoe✨who is selective thank you very much 😤

Have you ever cried upon seeing someone so beautiful

This demon hangs everyone for the pettiest reason,wait you breath the same air as him 😡 “hang

Is a interesting character ngl

One of the characters who gets MC’s attention

His bathtub card broke me …

Dat ass

Rattail Beelzebub

-10000000/10

*breaths in and out *

This man oho this man

Pregame opinion:

Disgusting Rattail who is a homeless men ,did you see his jeans zero fashion sense .

Shamless slut and is proud of it

After game opinion:

👆

Still the same but worse

I hate that after the quiz I got him.No I did not see the retry button,it’s because I was sleeping.

Ugh Rattail

*somone shouts in the audience:She is in denial your honour

No I’m not

…….

Anyways where was I um

His selfie card story proved to me that this man is jerk

He makes Bael overwork and I don’t like that .He must take responsibility for his own kingdom #FreeBael

I want this man as far away from me before I smell I I whiff of his cigs and rat piss

Why did they e make him so sexy and hot and cool and sjdheisjsbeji

*Sprays rat spray*

She is really in love with him and would die for him

Gunshots 🔫

And last for a man who is still not in the game

Lucifer

100000000000000/10

Sir I would like to ask for your hand in marriage 💍🥺

I’m certified Luciwhore

This man is so beautiful *cries*I would like to kiss him and tell him how precious he is

30cm ..where is all that going 🤨 Can I suck your di-

*Explosion*

Now for my fav nobles …honestly love all of them can’t pick a fav among them😌

[skiplo-wave]

Sylvie: Welcome to McDonald’s what can I get you?

Loki: your hand in marriage 💍 🥺

Sylvie: Sir this is McDonald’s not Wendy’s

Loki: oh…fries and Mcsalad then 😔

[k1himari]

Sooooo Lilia's new card just dropped andddd...

HE LOOK LIKE A MF WHO WANT ALL THE SMOKE NO HESITATION MAN AAHHHHHGGGJEBWNJE

SO BEAUTIFUL SO GORGEOUS I WANT HIM 😭😭

WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭

Pls your hand in marriage you good sir 🥺💍

[leaving-grapefruitss]

Aki Ver of my A3! X Sick! Reader HCs! 

Hello :D I’m back on my autumn troupe brainrot so enjoy my incredibly self-indulgent headcannons 

Wheeee hello my arthritis has returned I feel like Sakyo but let’s goooo!

Juza:

He caught the cold from Kumon and then passed it onto you and half of Akigumi since you insisted on snuggling with him whilst he was sick and Taichi and Banri know no boundaries.

He recovered relatively quickly and ended up constantly feeding you cakes and ganache 

“Ice cream will cure your sinuses!” Who knows if it did or didn’t, all you were focused on was him consistently feeding you.

He bought you ramen I’m- 💍 sir your hand in marriage 

He even got curry from the director and fed you gyoza that Omi made (“wE gEt iT, mAi. yOu LiKe GyOzA.” It’s good ok and I can survive solely off of it for the rest of my life /hj)

Mans literally bundled the two of you up in a blanket whilst he played a soft nature documentary in the background

He caught the cold from you again

Babes please

Banri: 

“Good job, shawty 😩” why was that the first message he sent you when you said that you were sick? It just was. (Please punch him lightly for that later)

Banri being the good boyfriend that he is (🤨) came over only to bundle you in his sweater that honestly reeked of his cologne (boi what in the Calvin Klein) 

He ended up shoving you on the bed and rolling you around on the blankets to the tune of the duck song for fun until you complained of a headache-

We all thought (nobody thought) he’s this macho Pitbull-with-hair lookin guy and yet there he was going “tHE duCk WaLkEd uP-“ Taichi’s influencing him heavily

He then went to go make you tea…(it took that long, huh)

He ended up coming back with some suspiciously diluted miso soup (oh my God, miso soup) and some rice in a separate bowl whilst claiming “Miso was easy enough to make tbh I just had to mix the instant stuff with water. I burned the tea leaves by the way so I’ll order Starbucks-“ 

He proceeded to turn on some random kids show on Netflix and feed you soup proceeded with your medicines for “optimum care and comfort”

Turns out that he ended up catching a cold, though it wasn’t from you. It was from Juza. You caught it from Banri and got sick a second time…why does this keep happening (Stop breaking the fourth? Fifth? Third? Wall, Mai.”

He made miso soup properly this time…sort of. It tasted sour but he assured you that it was “normal”

…It’s the thought that counts…I think

Omi:

Omi would never let you fall sick

And I mean never 

However, it just so happened that for the two days that he was out of town, you caught a cold from your workplace…

He entered your apartment with a bouquet of flowers (🥺 💍 hello? Sir? Our wedding? It’s now…?) only to see that you were bundled up in your fluffy blanket with Kamekichi embroidery that Yuki had taught you how to do. 

Mans wasted zero time and ran you a lavender bubble bath and even insisted on washing your back and limbs since he didn’t want you exerting yourself…(AAAAAAAA)

Whilst you got changed, he decided to make do with whatever you had left in the fridge and make a simple hotpot whilst telling you to lay down on the couch and turn something on Netflix on.

He ended up following suit and shoved a tub of ice cream onto your lap stating that it’d clear your sinuses before he went on a small rant about how it always helped his brother when he was younger; his ears tinged slightly pink when he realised that he’d been ranting for so long that you fell asleep on his shoulder-

He almost didn’t have the heart to wake you. Key word: almost. He insisted that you needed more sustenance than just a paracetamol, half a tub of ice cream and the canned soups that you were surviving on for the past day (I mean, who are you, Tsuzuru? I LOVE HIM OK BUT-) and almost shoved some of the hotpot (the…the stew not the actual…pot, I mean) into your mouth

Mildly aggressive momma Omi love <3 I’m here for it, you’re here for it, we’re all here for it.

He did let you fall back to sleep on his lap…he even played with your hair and ruffled it soothingly-

Omi’s one was so self-indulgent and I’m not even sorry <3 I wanna marry him so bad 

Taichi:

Baby freaked out because he thought you caught the cold from the one he caught

Turns out it was just a fever but regardless he was crying over the phone and telling you to “sTAY WITH ME FOREVER” 🥺 ofc I mean why would someone leave him 💕 

He bursted into your apartment before pulling up and almost throwing himself onto your bed with you to cuddle and watch Disney Princess movies

He offered to try and apply a sheet mask onto your face but somehow applied it upside down

Azami was very disappointed when Taichi texted him an update as he posed with duck lips

This sweet angel baby made you wear a pair of his sweats and went to go turn the heater on and “create a surprise”

That surprise ended up being a night sky projector that he set up to try and make you feel relaxed and distract you from your fever

He constantly kept you hydrated (since that’s what Omi told him to do) and snuggled up to you even after you fell asleep

Please cherish him

Sakyo: 

“Being sick is expensive, you know?” Honestly I don’t even know what to say to that-

Regardless of him being all tsundere-ish he did come over with a bottle of Panadol Kids, a bottle of spiced wine, and some takeout pizza 

When he handed you the takeout pizza you gave him a questionable look and he ended up blaming Itaru on that one since the corporate-gamer went on a “pizza when you’re sick is like, so pog. Wait I have new tasks on Pocket Love…” rant

Sakyo made you take a shot of a children’s antihistamine before handing you a plate with the pizza and downloading Pocket Love…

You gave him an incredulous look and he explained that it may be comforting for you to play a “childish” game (aww wait 🥺 Frooch is so cute sometimes what)

An old sitcom played in the background whilst you argued with him between sniffles on the decor of your ‘house’ and the required financial expenditure for a star-shaped light.

It’s a necessity, gramps 🙄 

He ended up simultaneously watching you fall asleep in the game and on his lap- 

That’s so…weirdly sweet of him? Good job, gamer man for influencing Froochi👍. 

Azami:

“NO PREMARITAL COLD-CATCHING-“ was what he screamed to you through the phone before Yuki of all people threw a cushion at him and Omi ushered him out of the house with a Tupperware container with leftover curry stating that Azami needed to “watch over his partner a bit better…” 

He did end up coming over and went on a whole rant while messily feeding you the curry about how your skin’s gonna go dry and how cute your nose was when it got pink due to your sniffles (what no he didn’t say cute wdym) before shooing you into your bathroom with an incredibly flustered face that he inherently denied.

He began mildly patting your face to get blood-circulation within it and to “pRoDucE coLlaGeN, BABe” and rubbed in some incredibly tHICC moisturiser 

He offered to massage your feet, which was rather surprising considering that Azami “nO pRemArItAL thIs No PRemArItAl thAt” Izumida was almost entirely against the idea of being lovey dovey

As much as you wanted to reject the idea, he ended up going forth and doing so anyways and rubbed your feet though your socks and told you to play some relaxing spa music.

You accidentally played the ABBA discography so the next half an hour was spent watching the Mamma Mia musical whilst the two of you horrendously sung along to the music

Sakyo ended up visiting the next day for ‘good measure’ only to see the both of you very much asleep on the couch with runny noses whilst Mamma Mia remained paused on the TV.

This was for my bestie <3 she loves our resident Billie Eilish impersonator  

I’M BACK! A LOT QUICKER THAN I THOUGHT I’D BE BUT I’M BACK WITH MORE COMFORTING HCS!

why am i writing in all caps...i swear i’m a calm person-

but regardless take care of yourself today <3 and go drink that glass of water that’s been evaporating in your room for the past 4 hours 

[vegetarian-macan]

The way you are literally braver than any us marine for playing the detective route for Nomad, thank you for your service fr 😭

SLKCKAOFJABHDJSHCJAJFBJDJ

Thank you uwu I'm in hell also nomad kinda 🥰🥺😳🥳 this event ahaha (twirls hair) wowie hand in marriage sir 😳💅👀💞💍

[k-dokja]

i've seen so many ppl say they thought inhyuk was sus too... little did we know LMFAO i love that he's usually silly and lighthearted but i wish he had more scenes showing his serious side, it was very sexy of him to take a leadership role over the other teachers at the academy when he was only there to accompany shinhwa students lol and he cares for jiwoo SO much which makes me so happy 🥺 why is every adult man in eleceed dad(dy) material??? hand in marriage kings???? 💍😫 except those at baekdu who aren't suman, y'all can choke

Actually, him taking the leader role was so funny like this man is really out there spending every meeting having one minute of condolences for everything that happened. I loved that he finally got the chance to show his ability in the fight against the Klein brothers though 🥺 He was so badass, ugh. We need more Inhyuk and Seongha in actions.

And I know right? For a series about a teenage protagonists, we surprisingly got a lot of capable adults. Like, all of them have such powerful husband/dad materials 🤧 Would love to get married, sirs... This ring finger is feeling a bit empty...

[kaeyaphile]

"you have a real kickable face, you know that?"

LEVI ACKERMAN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY, SPARE HAND IN MARRIAGE SIR PLEASE I BEG 🥺 💍 💗

they really went off with the animation in s4 didn't they like godDAMN it's so smooth and gorgeous