#handsom squid-ward

[housewifebuck]

WHY does he look like that i am losing my shit

[hoennislands]

Rush deserves a cooler (and prettier) tag partner tbh

[dipperscavern]

hiiii squiddy 🦑 here!!! cannot sleep so i have THOUGHTS. and in my soul i know robb would be SO ANNOYING as a lover like ur literally MARRIED. and he’s seeing u around winterfell like “u come here often? 😼” and ur like 😐 boy if u dont gto of my way.

oh my god and when he goes like juuuust a little too far (like not even a distasteful joke ur simply at ur limit) and u call him my lord? like “lord stark. are you done.😐” ???? oh his ass is so serious. an instant hand to ur waist pulling u in all like pretty girl im sorry. his other hand brushes ur hair behind ur ear all suave and shit talking abt “pls can u find it in ur heart to forgive me?” and suddenly he’s on his knees. and yeah he’s forgiven. u were never even mad at him! but everytime u two fight and u call him lord stark or my lord sarcastically he just 🥺 im sorry. dont call me that call me love again!!! like he’s not lord stark TO YOU. he is husband, love, dear, or even just robb. NAWT. lord stark and if he has to get on his knees every damn time to remind u so be it!!!!!

ya i need him.

SQUID. WARD. ANON. SQUIDDY. MY ANON OF THE HOUR. I AM SO SORRY FOR THE INJUSTICE YOU HAVE BEEN DEALT WITH. I SWEAR TO YOU, IF YOU MAKE YOUR RETURN, YOU SHALL NEVER BE LOST AGAIN.

anyways, you kinda just summed up my robb thoughts. idk if anyone sees when i put in parenthesis (he’s so annoying 🙄), but i mean it. he’s so annoying. it’s frustrating, but it’s the kind of frustration that somehow only makes you want him more (bewilderingly so)

you’ve been married for how long? and robb’s just

“I must say, your beauty has captivated me since you arrived. I think of you hourly; You mustn’t tell my wife.”

“Oh, I could not ever think of keeping you. The Lord of Winterfell has duties to attend to.” and he just smoothes his tongue over his teeth, kissing u (sloppily) on the cheek in departure with a sigh of “if my lady insists….”

and ur so right!!! it’s always robb, or handsome. fool, sometimes. lord occasionally in jesting — lord stark only if you’re upset with him. and he’s so annoying in his apology, cause not only are you not mad at him, now you want him. it’s not like he doesn’t notice of course, he’s not one to sink to his knees without purpose.

[ihave-toomanyfandoms]

OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THE FREAKY DREAM I HAD WHERE ETHO DID A FACE REVEAL BUT HE HAD THAT HANDSOME SQUID WARD/MEWING FILTER ON THE WHOLE TIME

[duple-man]

...I got bored so I tried to make a skull in MSpaint and I realized that it looked like handsome squid ward so I uhh made some small changes.

FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY MASTERPIECE

[1m0g3n09]

Why does Bruce Wayne look like handsome squid ward or giga chad LMAO

[ycgii-blog]

        does   the   entire   weird   ricardo   milos   dance  .    american   flag   thong   and   all  .     except   it’s   sitting   over   his   hero   costume  ,    so     don’t    worry  .

[kidwithwifi-blog]

wonderful art!

[into-control]

handsome squid ward lmfao. that picture of him walking out the bar with camila omg!

what pic

[flyleafstar]

1-50

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

Straight 

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

Sleebpy

3. Ever done any drugs?

no im a good noodle

4. What piercings do you want?

zeeeroo

5. How many people have you kissed?

4

6. Describe your dream home.

smol n cozy

7. Who are you jealous of?

nobody really

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

stranger things or avatar the last airbender

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

i sure do :-). it’s not very active though 

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

my bed

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

get that mad skrilla and never work again

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

preferably not

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

buy that smol n cozy house i described, buy a tesla, get a nice home gym that will somehow fit in a not so smol n cozy house and get a dog.

15. Are you in a relationship?

sure am

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

no lmao

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

nope

18. What tattoos do you want?

nothing rn

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

probably wouldn’t. i’d forget that my name was changed and somehow mess up something important

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

didn’t i answer this alrdy

21. Describe your best friend.

one handsome boy, talks like squid ward, plays video games 24/7. My pizza hut buddy

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

@flyleafstar haha jk... unless..?

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

eden, the amity affliction, i don’t really love any other artist/band outside of those 2

24. What are three places you want to travel?

japan, italy, canada

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

PIZZA and video game and tv and lots of love

26. What’s your favorite season?

fall/early winter

27. What’s your pet peeve?

people not using their blinkers

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

my dad probably

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

any of the star wars movies. sorry but it’s true

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

nobody on this website is real lets be honest

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

no preference 

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

there’s this movie i heard my uncle talking about once where nobody could lie except the main character. that would be a cool world to live in, or maybe not.

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

the same as it is now

34. What’s your coffee order?

i take caffeine pills, not a huge fan of coffee.

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

my gorlfren

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

a zeerroo feelings

37. Have any tattoos?

no

38. Do you drink?

that ice cold agua 

39. Are you a virgin?

no

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

no

41. How many followers do you have?

540 non bots

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

4′10, balding, wears glasses, starts with danny and ends with devito

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

chocolate

44. Do you read erotica?

idk what that even is

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

they’ve all been good bc there was some kind of food there

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

none of them

48. Describe your ideal partner.

the girl im currently dating

49. Who do you text the most?

girlfriend or my best friend. close tie

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

cold but not freezing my tatas off

Thank u for keeping me busy while I’m at work <3

[cynicalcephalopod]

📬Anonymous sent: So.. is it true that you're an octopus and not a squid?

Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it. 

❛ Yes, I am an octopus. Squidward is just my name. It was either that or Octscar…. ❜ The latter was surely a hideous name, not befitting a handsome, young octopus like himself. Mama always had a unique approach when it came to names.

[mrultra100]

Super Smash Bros: Nexis- Assist Trophies and Stages (Warning- Long as Hell)

This is it! The last episode of my lil’ mini-series on an hypothetical Smash game. Ever since last’s week episode, I’ve been thinking what locations would work as new stages, and who would work as assist trophies. Keep in mind that some of the assist trophies (including Waluigi, the Squid Sisters, Alucard, etc) won’t be in this list since they are in the fighter roster. With that said, here are the assist trophies! (My, this episode is gonna be a long one!)

Assist Trophies

.Thwomp

.Chain Chop

.Flies & Hand

.Hammer Bros

.Klaptrap

.Midna

.Ghirahim

.Skull Kid

.The Moon

.Mother Brain

.Metroid

.Knuckle Joe

.Nightmare

.Chef Kawasaki

.Adeline

.Andross

.Jeff

.Starman

.Tiki

.Black Knight

.Phosphora

.Magnus

.Young Cricket

.Grey Fox

.Knuckles

.Burrowing Snagret

.Peckish Aristocrab

.Kapp’n

.Zero

.Wily Capsule

.Elec Man

.King Hippo

.Ghosts

.Riki

.Guile

.Chun Lee

.Rodin

.Octo Samurai

.Kasumi Yoshizawa

.King Slime

.L.O.G.

.Risky Boots

.Rottytops

.Rathalos

.Deviljho

.Robo-Fortune

.Big Band

.Globox

.Lola-Pop

.Kid Cobra

.Dreadtrux

.Rolladons

.Kelper Shellcracker III

.Bling Bling Boy

. 7 Headed Hydra (For those who don’t know, this character appeared briefly in Land of the Dead)

.Cheri Bomb

.BW

.Squatch

.Cagney Carnation

.Sally Stageplay

.Tom

.The Projectionist

.Bertrum Piedmont

.Hutch

.Harmburger

.Lady Celia

.Dr Phleboto Mizer

.Medic

.Saxton Hale

.Bubs

.Chef Gourmand

.Silver Hoshipon

.Vanellope

.Handsome Jack

.Puss in Boots

.Sandy Cheeks

.Mei

.Lucio

.Gobba

.Nixels

.MCPD

.Grimm

.Blizzaria

.Nintendogs

.Nikki

.Arcade Bunny

.Sable Prince

.Isaac

.Jill

.Shovel Knight

.Akria

.Bomber Man

.Dillon

.Devil

Now that we got the assist trophy part done, let’s talk stages! To get through this part quickly, I will include a stage for every newcoming series with fighter representation, along with a few new ones for series already present. Every canon Smash stage will be present.

Bowser’s Kingdom (Super Mario Odyssey)

.Ultra Megalopolis (Pokemon Ultra Sun and Moon)

.Scuttletown (Shantae Half Genie Hero)

.Ancient Forest (Monster Hunter World)

.Anti-Skullgirl Lab (Skullgirls)

.Land of the Livid Dead (Rayman Origins)

.Spring Stadium (ARMS)

.The Crater (Dinotrux Supercharged)

.Lalotai (Moana)

.Porkbelly (Johnny Test)

.Duke’s Castle (The Night)

.The Happy Hotel (Hazbin Hotel)

.Snag and Rawhide’s Sheriff Station (Long Gone Gulch)

.Inkwell Isle (Cuphead)

.Joey Drew Studios (Bendy and The Ink Machine)

.Tottington Hall (Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit)

.Burrgr Inc (Awful Hospital Phase Two: The Malternity Ward)

.V.I.L.E Academy (Carmen Sandiego)

.The Penal Zone (Sam & Max: The Devil’s Playhouse)

.2Fort (Team Fortress 2)

.Free Country USA (Homestar Runner)

.Dillydale (The Mr. Men Show)

.The Tortuga (Wild Kratts)

.Labyrinth of Restraint (Patapon 3)

.Bellwood (Ben 10 Omniverse)

.Game Central Station (Wreak It Ralph)

.Pandora (Boarderlands)

.Far Far Away (Shrek 2)

.The Krusty Krab (Spongebob Squrepants)

.Hanamura (Overwatch)

.DIO’s Mansion (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures : Stardust Crusaders)

.Mixopolis (Mixels)

.Hallownest (Hollow Knight: Silksong)

.The Digital World (Digimon)

.Springdale (Yo Kai Watch)

.Arctic Cruise (A Hat in Time)

And with that, I’m all done with SSBN! For now... That was the most words I ever put into a post, I swear! I’m so tired right now, but, I do have one last thing for you. A week from tomorrow is the blog’s first anniversity, get ready, The Ballad of Mr. Ultra’s about get... vampirc... Until then, please stay tuned!

[ask-noodle-spamano]

Romano, in his head: oh no he's hooooot *insert squid ward meme here*

Spain, internally: dammit why do i always get stuck with the handsome cute ones, fuck

[imbicuriousyeah]

princess bride: chapter two

pairing: jiyong/reader

genre: angst/drama/fantasy

word count: 3.1k

Prince Seungri was shaped like a barrel. His chest was a great barrel chest, his thighs mighty barrel thighs. He was not tall but he weighed close to 250 pounds, brick hard. He walked like a crab, side to side, and probably if he had wanted to be a ballet dancer, he would have been doomed to a miserable life of endless frustration. But he didn’t want to be a ballet dancer. He wasn’t in that much of a hurry to be king either. Even war, at which he excelled, took second place in his affections. Everything took second place in his affections.

Hunting was his love.

He made it a practice never to let a day go by without killing something. It didn’t much matter what. When he first grew dedicated, he killed only big things: elephants or pythons. But then, as his skills increased, he began to enjoy the suffering of little beasts too. He could happily spend an afternoon tracking a flying squirrel across forests or a rainbow trout down rivers. Once he was determined, once he had focused on an object, the Prince was relentless. He never tired, never wavered, neither ate nor slept. It was death chess and he was international grand master.

In the beginning, he traversed the world for opposition. But travel consumed time, ships and horses being what they were, and the time away from Florin was worrying. There always had to be a male heir to the throne, and as long as his father was alive, there was no problem. But someday his father would die and then the Prince would be the king and he would have to select a queen to supply an heir for the day of his own death.

So to avoid the problem of absence, Prince Seungri built the Zoo of Death. He designed it himself with Count Jinyoung’s help, and he sent his hirelings across the world to stock it for him. It was kept brimming with things that he could hunt, and it really wasn’t like any other animal sanctuary anywhere. In the first place, there were never any visitors. Only the albino keeper, to make sure the beasts were properly fed, and that there was never any sickness or weakness inside.

The other thing about the Zoo was that it was underground. The Prince picked the spot himself, in the quietest, remotest corner of the castle grounds. And he decreed there were to be five levels, all with the proper needs for his individual enemies. On the first level, he put enemies of speed: wild dogs, cheetahs, hummingbirds. On the second level belonged the enemies of strength: anacondas and rhinos and crocodiles of over twenty feet. The third level was for poisoners: spitting cobras, jumping spiders, death bats galore. The fourth level was the kingdom of the most dangerous, the enemies of fear: the shrieking tarantula (the only spider capable of sound), the blood eagle (the only bird that thrived on human flesh), plus, in its own black pool, the sucking squid. Even the albino shivered during feeding time on the fourth level.

The fifth level was empty.

The Prince constructed it in the hopes of someday finding something worthy, something as dangerous and fierce and powerful as he was.

Unlikely. Still, he was an eternal optimist, so he kept the great cage of the fifth level always in readiness.

And there was really more than enough that was lethal on the other four levels to keep a man happy. The Prince would sometimes choose his prey by luck—he had a great wheel with a spinner and on the outside of the wheel was a picture of every animal in the Zoo and he would twirl the spinner at breakfast, and wherever it stopped, the albino would ready that breed. Sometimes he would choose by mood: “I feel quick today; fetch me a cheetah” or “I feel strong today, release a rhino.” And whatever he requested, of course, was done.

He was ringing down the curtain on an orangutan when the business of the King’s health made its ultimate intrusion. It was midafternoon, and the Prince had been grappling with the giant beast since morning, and finally, after all these hours, the hairy thing was weakening. Again and again, the monkey tried to bite, a sure sign of failure of strength in the arms. The Prince warded off the attempted bites with ease, and the ape was heaving at the chest now, desperate for air. The Prince made a crablike step sidewise, then another, then darted forward, spun the great beast into his arms, began applying pressure to the spine. (This was all taking place in the ape pit, where the Prince had his pleasure with any simians.) From up above now, Count Jinyoung’s voice interrupted. “There is news,” the Count said.

From battle, the Prince replied. “Cannot it wait?”

“For how long?” asked the Count.

C

  R

     A

        C

           K

The orangutan fell like a rag doll. “Now, what is all this,” the Prince replied, stepping past the dead beast, mounting the ladder out of the pit.

“Your father has had his annual physical,” the Count said. “I have the report.”

“And?”

“Your father is dying.”

“Drat!” said the Prince. “That means I shall have to get married.”

Four of them met in the great council room of the castle. Prince Seungri, his confidant, Count Jinyoung, his father, aging King Lotharon, and Queen Bella, his evil stepmother. Queen Bella was shaped like a gumdrop. And colored like a raspberry. She was easily the most beloved person in the kingdom, and had been married to the King long before he began mumbling. Prince Seungri was but a child then, and since the only stepmothers he knew were the evil ones from stories, he always called Bella that, or “E. S.” for short. “All right,” the Prince began when they were all assembled. “Who do I marry? Let’s pick a bride and get it done.” Aging King Lotharon said, “I’ve been thinking it’s really getting to be about time for Seungri to pick a bride.” He didn’t actually so much say that as mumble it: “I’ve beee mumbbble mumbbble Seunmummmble engamumble.” Queen Bella was the only one who bothered ferreting out his meanings any more. “You couldn’t be righter, dear,” she said, and she patted his royal robes. “What did he say?” “He said whoever we decided on would be getting a thunderously handsome prince for a lifetime companion.” “Tell him he’s looking quite well himself,” the Prince returned. “We’ve only just changed miracle men,” the Queen said. “That accounts for the improvement.” “You mean you fired Miracle Minho?” Prince Seungri said. “I thought he was the only one left.” “No, we found another one up in the mountains and he’s quite extraordinary. Old, of course, but then, who wants a young miracle man?” “Tell him I’ve changed miracle men,” King Lotharon said. It came out: “Tell mumble mirumble mumble.” “What did he say?” the Prince wondered. “He said a man of your importance couldn’t marry just any princess.” “True, true,” Prince Seungri said. He sighed. Deeply. “I suppose that means Noreena.” “That would certainly be a perfect match politically,” Count Jinyoung allowed. Princess Noreena was from Guilder, the country that lay just across Florin Channel. (In Guilder, they put it differently; for them, Florin was the country on the other side of the Channel of Guilder.) In any case, the two countries had stayed alive over the centuries mainly by warring on each other. There had been the Olive War, the Tuna Fish Discrepancy, which almost bankrupted both nations, the Roman Rift, which did send them both into insolvency, only to be followed by the Discord of the Emeralds, in which they both got rich again, chiefly by banding together for a brief period and robbing everybody within sailing distance. “I wonder if she hunts, though,” said Seungri. “I don’t care so much about personality, just so they’re good with a knife.” “I saw her several years ago,” Queen Bella said. “She seemed lovely, though hardly muscular. I would describe her more as a knitter than a doer. But again, lovely.” “Skin?” asked the Prince.

“Marbleish,” answered the Queen.

“Lips?”

“Number or color?” asked the Queen.

“Color, E. S.”

“Roseish. Cheeks the same. Eyes largeish, one blue, one green.”

“Hmmm,” said Seungri. “And form?”

“Hourglassish. Always clothed divineishly. And, of course, famous throughout Guilder for the largest hat collection in the world.”

“Well, let’s bring her over here for some state occasion and have a look at her,” said the Prince.

“Isn’t there a princess in Guilder that would be about the right age?” said the King. It came out: “Mum-cess Guilble, abumble mumble?”

“Are you never wrong?” said Queen Bella, and she smiled into the weakening eyes of her ruler.

“What did he say?” wondered the Prince.

“That I should leave this very day with an invitation,” replied the Queen.

So began the great visit of the Princess Noreena.

What happens is just this: Queen Bella packs most of her wardrobe and travels to Guilder. In Guilder she unpacks, then tenders the invitation to Princess Noreena. Princess Noreena accepts, then she packs all her clothes and hats and, together, the Princess and the Queen travel back to Florin for the annual celebration of the founding of Florin City. They reach King Lotharon’s castle, where Princess Noreena is shown her quarters and unpacks all the same clothes and hats she had just packed a few days before.

Anyway, things pick up a bit once the Prince and Princess meet and spend the day. Noreena did have, as advertised, marbleish skin, roseish lips and cheeks, largeish eyes, one blue, one green, hourglassish form, and easily the most extraordinary collection of hats ever assembled. Wide brimmed and narrow, some tall, some not, some fancy, some colorful, some plaid, some plain. She doted on changing hats at every opportunity. When she met the Prince, she was wearing one hat, when he asked her for a stroll, she excused herself, shortly to return wearing another, equally flattering. Things went on like this throughout the day.

Dinner was held in the Great Hall of Lotharon’s castle. Ordinarily, they would all have supped in the dining room, but, for an event of this importance, that place was simply too small. So tables were placed end to end along the center of the Great Hall, an enormous drafty spot that was given to being chilly even in the summertime. There were many doors and giant entrance ways, and the wind gusts sometimes reached gale force.

This night was more typical than less; the winds whistled constantly and the candles constantly needed relighting, and some of the more daringly dressed ladies shivered. But Prince Seungri didn’t seem to mind, and in Florin, if he didn’t, you didn’t either.

At 8:23 there seemed every chance of a lasting alliance starting between Florin and Guilder.

At 8:24 the two nations were very close to war.

What happened was simply this: at 8:23 and five seconds, the main course of the evening was ready for serving. The main course was essence of brandied pig, and you need a lot of it to serve five hundred people. So in order to hasten the serving, a giant double door that led from the kitchen to the Great Hall was opened. The giant double door was on the north end of the room. The door remained open throughout what followed.

The proper wine for essence of brandied pig was in readiness behind the double door that led eventually to the wine cellar. This double door was opened at 8:23 and ten seconds in order that the dozen wine stewards could get their kegs quickly to the eaters. This double door, it might be noted, was at the south end of the room.

At this point, an unusually strong cross wind was clearly evident. Prince Seungri did not notice, because at that moment, he was whispering with the Princess Noreena of Guilder. He was cheek to cheek with her, his head under her wide-brimmed blue-green hat, which brought out the exquisite color in both of her largeish eyes.

At 8:23 and twenty seconds, King Lotharon made his somewhat belated entrance to the dinner. He was always belated now, had been for years, and in the past people had been known to starve before he got there. But of late, meals just began without him, which was fine with him, since his new miracle man had taken him off meals anyway. The King entered through the King’s Door, a huge hinged thing that only he was allowed to use. It took several servants in excellent condition to work it. It should be reported that the King’s Door was always in the east side of any room, since the King was, of all people, closest to the sun.

What happened then has been variously described as a norther or a sou’wester, depending on where you were seated in the room when it struck, but all hands agree on one thing: at 8:23 and twenty-five seconds, it was pretty gusty in the Great Hall.

Most of the candles lost their flames and toppled, which was only important because a few of them fell, still burning, into the small kerosene cups that were placed here and there across the banquet table so that the essence of brandied pig could be properly flaming when served. Servants rushed in from all over to put out the flames, and they did a good enough job, considering that everything in the room was flying this way, that way, fans and scarves and hats.

Particularly the hat of Princess Noreena.

It flew off to the wall behind her, where she quickly retrieved it and put it properly on. That was at 8:23 and fifty seconds. It was too late.

At 8:23:55 Prince Seungri rose roaring, the veins in his thick neck etched like hemp. There were still flames in some places, and their redness reddened his already blood-filled face. He looked, as he stood there, like a barrel on fire. He then said to Princess Noreena of Guilder the five words that brought the nations to the brink.

“Madam, feel free to flee!”

And with that he stormed from the Great Hall. The time was then 8:24.

Prince Seungri made his angry way to the balcony above the Great Hall and stared down at the chaos. The fires were still in places flaming red, guests were pouring out through the doors and Princess Noreena, hatted and faint, was being carried by her servants far from view.

Queen Bella finally caught up with the Prince, who stormed along the balcony clearly not yet in control. “I do wish you hadn’t been quite so blunt,” Queen Bella said.

The Prince whirled on her. “I’m not marrying any bald princess, and that’s that!”

“No one would know,” Queen Bella explained. “She has hats even for sleeping.”

“I would know,” cried the Prince. “Did you see the candlelight reflecting off her skull?”

“But things would have been so good with Guilder,” the Queen said, addressing herself half to the Prince, half to Count Jinyoung, who now joined them.

“Forget about Guilder. I’ll conquer it sometime. I’ve been wanting to ever since I was a kid anyway.” He approached the Queen. “People snicker behind your back when you’ve got a bald wife, and I can do without that, thank you. You’ll just have to find someone else.”

“Who?”

“Find me somebody, she should just look nice, that’s all.”

“That Noreena has no hair,” King Lotharon said, puffing up to the others. “Nor-umble mumble humble.”

“Thank you for pointing that out, dear,” said Queen Bella.

“I don’t think Seungri will like that,” said the King. “Dumble Humble Mumble.”

Then Count Jinyoung stepped forward. “You want someone who looks nice; but what if she’s a commoner?”

“The commoner the better,” Prince Seungri replied, pacing again.

“What if she can’t hunt?” the Count went on.

“I don’t care if she can’t spell,” the Prince said. Suddenly he stopped and faced them all. “I’ll tell you what I want,” he began then. “I want someone who is so beautiful that when you see her you say, ‘Wow, that Seungri must be some kind of fella to have a wife like that.’ Search the country, search the world, just find her!”

Count Jinyoung could only smile. “She is already found,” he said.

It was dawn when the two horsemen reined in at the hilltop. Count Jinyoung rode a splendid black horse, large, perfect, powerful. The Prince rode one of his whites. It made Jinyoung’s mount seem like a plow puller.

“She delivers milk in the mornings,” Count Jinyoung said.

“And she is truly-without-question-no-possibility-of-error beautiful?”

“She was something of a mess when I saw her,” the Count admitted. “But the potential was overwhelming.”

“A milkmaid.” The Prince ran the words across his rough tongue. “I don’t know that I could wed one of them even under the best of conditions. People might snicker that she was the best I could do.”

“True,” the Count admitted. “If you prefer, we can ride back to Florin City without waiting.”

“We’ve come this far,” the Prince said. “We might as well wai—” His voice quite simply died. “I’ll take her,” he managed, finally, as you rode slowly by below them.

“No one will snicker, I think,” the Count said.

“I must court her now,” said the Prince. “Leave us alone for a minute.” He rode the white expertly down the hill.

You had never seen such a giant beast. Or such a rider.

“I am your Prince and you will marry me,” Seungri said.

You whispered, “I am your servant and I refuse.”

“I am your Prince and you cannot refuse.”

“I am your loyal servant and I just did.”

“Refusal means death.”

“Kill me then.”

“I am your Prince and I’m not that bad—how could you rather be dead than married to me?”

“Because,” you said, “marriage involves love, and that is not a pastime at which I excel. I tried once, and it went badly, and I am sworn never to love another.”

“Love?” said Prince Seungri. “Who mentioned love? Not me, I can tell you. Look: there must always be a male heir to the throne of Florin. That’s me. Once my father dies, there won’t be an heir, just a king. That’s me again. When that happens, I’ll marry and have children until there is a son. So you can either marry me and be the richest and most powerful woman in a thousand miles and give turkeys away at Christmas and provide me a son. Or you can die in terrible pain in the very near future. Make up your own mind.”

“I’ll never love you.”

“I wouldn’t want it if I had it.”

“Then by all means let us marry.”

What with one thing and another, three years passed.

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[abu--bakar]

Squid ward is handsome

[vams-wham-ham-jam]

Tbh the more I stare at your Baldi the more he looks like an angry gorilla (not hate- I'm sorry- djfks) (dicks out 4 harambe amirite)

Don't worry I think so to sometimes. He even looks like handsome Squid Ward. 😂😂😂