#happy stabbing ceasar day

[leftcolornacho]

Brutus, don't play with that knife, you could hurt someone

[xholdmycerealx]

23 STAB WOUNDS

[i-have-all-these-freakin-uwus]

I think it’s so silly that my dog’s birthday is on the ides of March

Happy birthday Bruno

[vaor]

[adjacentderulo2014]

I think 1 day will be enough for this one tumblr

[dreamfilleddonuts]

In honor of Happy Stab Ceasar Day, let me tell you about when we read the Shakespeare play about the event in the 10th grade.

When we got to the senate scene, our English teacher separated us into three teams to act it out, and we would vote on the best one. I got put on the team with the class clown, and he was our Ceasar. Everything was, at first, going normally. Until it was time for "Et tu, Brute?" He lunged forward, grabbed our Brutus by the shoulders and said it as overdramatically as he could. He then grabbed his cardboard dagger and stabbed HIMSELF with it.

As he laid on our classroom floor, he kept going into death "spasams". I was our Cassius, and I had to wait for him to stop. At one point he interrupted me and said "I'm not dead yet!" like we were on Monty fucking Python, and then I finally was allowed to go.

We lost to the team that brought us into a modern AU set in the depression era in a small southern town but otherwise played it straight. Our classroom clearly had terrible taste.

[tachyon-at-rest]

[eggs-can-draw]

Little guy got a little sick :(

[mysticfemme]

I ALMOST MISSED THE IDES OF MARCH

[janedoeremi]

Julius Ceasar: Let me see what you have

Brutus and the entire Senate: A KNIFE!!

Julius Ceasar *getting stabbed*: No!

[kittenpower05]

oHMY GOSH MY FIRST IDES OF MARCH

[cultivated-man]

Heheheh I totally didn't go to Vegas this weekend to laugh today-

[hypernova-system-antics]

SOMEONE MAKE THE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG RANT BUT ABOUT CAESAR PLEASE I NEED THIS I BEG

[m-u-n-c-h-y]

Happy Stab Ceasar Day to the Fallout Community! <3