#hardmode: no gamzee

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DAVE: im not against vaping but man vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move

DAVE: this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine

DAVE: the humidity in the whole car changed

DAVE: he was ruining haircuts

DAVE: just jump starting the water cycle

DAVE: condensation was dripping down my glasses

DAVE: people were slipping off poles

DAVE: it was chaos

DAVE: it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon

DAVE: a planet with one dense root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life