#hashtag disaster bi

[vacantgodling]

even if i can’t draw anyone i can draw my idiot son

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

GUYS GUYS GUYS IDK WHO CARES BUT

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE PERCY JACKSON CODING OF LUCAS SINCLAIR BC LIKE-

bisexuality!!

respecting women!! ("she's never wrong" is literally what sally would teach percy tell me im wrong)

nerdy jockTM

having a "scary" badass female partner who went through (familial) trauma and copes with harsh exterior, who they encourage to open up and provide a safe space for them to be emotionally vulnerable

show that they CARE and are THERE for their partners who are used to having NO FAMILY MEMBERS OR CLOSE FRIENDS TO SUPPORT THEM????

loyalty!! to!! friends!!! (heLLO s1 lucas) (heLLO percy fatal flaw)

^^ on this point lucas def would sacrifice the world to save max(crying)

bicon

scene on the bus = we were just looking at maps (hashtag interrupted during an emotional moment gang)

"no. i should have looked harder" such a pj coded line. no i will not elaborate.

SimpTM

bi4bi

trauma! hooray!

"im not letting you get away from me. Never again" is SUCH lumax s4 vibes with the whole creel house and him going with her to support her and not let her out of his sight

likes basketball :)

lucas would def join the swim team idk he gives me swimmer vibes

side character mc energy (idk if this makes sense but like they are mcs but they give sc vibes like- ig theyre more approachable and dont see themselves as the Hot Shit they’re just nice guys doing their job and protecting their friends - even though percy is a little bit thinking he’s the hot shit later on 💀)

bi wife energy

has amazing parents (stan mr and mrs. sinclair! stan sally jackson)

grover = dustin (idk if this makes any sense to anyone else but its what my brain is saying rn)

gives his gay friends shit for pining (hehe)

bisexual disaster

lucas would eat blue chocolate chip cookies

lumax is sooooo percabeth coded i could go ON

BOTH BISEXUAL IN THE SAME WAY

he is my child my son my baby boy

conclusion: yes all my favorite ships and all my favorite characters are literally just percabeth copy and pasted and i couldn't be happier

[the-gentleman-of-the-dark]

mind if I join you, buddy?

A bit about our system —

🎼 -> So, hi there. We are a 'gentleman bros' (i mean yeah this is the most fcking amazing name for system, ikr) system!

Tyler/Jim

Host

any pronouns, but pref thon/thons, ix/ixs or [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]s

pan-omni velaurian aromantic multigender demibigender genderfluid xenogender lesboy

autism, hypersexuality, madd, dpdr, npd, gad

signature on posts: -📚🗝

Dallas

she/him, but doesn't mind any pronouns

aro butch lesbian + questioning gender

signature on posts: -D

Johnny

she/he/it

aro cupiosexual polyamorous cistrans bi

signature on posts: -J

Aster

he/they/mrr/angel/🍮/🍭

aroace xenogender agender genderfluidflux boyflux pan gaybian/velaurian

signature on posts: -🍒

Shi

it/her

romantic repulsed aro agender diamoric achillean

signature on posts: -📼

DNI —

🎼 -> : basic DNI (racists, queerphobes, ableists etc); anti-endo/sysmed; TERFs/SWERFs/Radfems in general; "gender critical"; transmeds/transcums; pro/comshippers; MAP/NOMAP; pro-contact non-consensual/harmful para; exclusionists (aspec exclusionists, anti-mspec lesbian/gay, anti-lesboy/turigirl, anti-gaybian/velaurian/lesgay/sapphillean, pan/omni/ply exclusionists, anti-xenogender or any other good-faith identity); radqueers; transrace/transabled supporters; anti self-diagnosis; Autism Speaks supporters; demonize cluster b disorders/believe in "narc abuse"; xenoidentities users/supporters.

About my neurodivergencies/disabilities —

🎼 -> : I'm autistic, hypersexual, also I have maladaptive daydreaming, generalized anxiety disorder and I experience chronic headaches.

What is this blog about? —

🎼 -> : This is a mogai labels and flags coining blog!

So, what will I coin? —

🎼 -> : Gender, orientation, pronouns etc flags and terms. Maybe also otherkin and aldernic identities!

CW/TW: It's possible that some identities and their descriptions may contain unpleasant things, such as gore and maybe slight nsfw. I will put CW on these posts (in hashtags and at the beginning of the post), but be careful if it triggers you!

What won't I coin? —

🎼 -> : Transid/transable/transrace and other related stuff. I also won't do overly detailed gore/nsfw identities, but if it's not detailed, than it's fine.

What about requests? —

🎼 -> : I'm not taking requests now, but I will in the future! Now I want to focus on creating flags that I planned to make myself.

Other —

my pronouns page

So, have fun and enjoy your time with total queer disaster aka me!

[ikeameatballspoisonedme]

Boop

My headcanon for SEES sexuality is FEMC’s a disaster bisexual, Aigis is pan, Shinji/Aki are bi, Junpei is a het (but also an ally ^_^ sleigh), Yukari is a lesbian but doesn’t realize it yet, and Mitsuru/Fuuka are 100% lesbians. That’s why I do not feel anything for male MC romances cuz these girls... they’re lesbians.... Don’t have any thoughts on Ken. Koro-chan is an LGBT ally that was unfortunately forced to be homophobic in Persona Q 

As for Gorillaz sexualities... yeah they’re all bisexuals. Murdoc is the hashtag problematic bisexual and Ace is disaster bi. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[thephoenixandthecrocodile]

My mutual @amarajlynn runs a hashtag game on Twitter called LGBTQWriMo and today's prompt was: "Introduce your MC". Since I already introduced my MCs on Twitter, I thought I'd introduce them here as well.

There are four MCs in the Demon WIP.

Rashid

First, Rashid, the anxious, depressed, suicidal, trans, bi disaster prince who married the assassin hired to kill him, is dating a Demon, and is creating a safe haven for the Church’s most wanted. Artwork by the amazing sethpuertoluna (on Twitter)

Rashid is a walking disaster but his one skill is attracting, managing, and utilizing the people around him. He is hyper aware of his own weaknesses which means he is eager to rely on the talent of others without making it a competition. However, he’s also a prince and can’t forget allow anyone to forget it, including himself.

Rashid has the almost impossible task of protecting his collection of the condemned and his own family’s interests from the corrupt theocracy and their (un)holy assassins.

Sophia

The second MC is Sophia, a misplaced real estate agent who wants to escape her abusive father and ends up in the middle of a regional civil war (don't you hate when that happens?).

She is dating two questionable men:

Dmitri, a ballerina who has a Gargoyle grandmother and sister & several secrets (he may also be involved in some Gargoyle succession chaos, but no one - even the author - truly knows).

Vasily a child born during terrible circumstances to terrible people (think of Laurie's origins from Watchmen) turned child soldier, turned spy turned priest turned most despised child of God. He may have stolen some important things from God, including a "weapon" that can "kill" God, or at least the most popular understanding of "God".

Sophia means well but is in over her head & just wants her lovers to *survive*, please, if that isn’t too much to ask. Since she is not native to the region, there is a lot pressure for her to return home before things “get worse” but how can she leave her friends and lovers to their fate? At this point in the WIP she is having a mini crisis of living in a region that is on the brink of war, dating two men who seem to be the cause and victims of that war, and coming from a country that is funding the war.

She wants to help, but has a lot of internal bias she needs to check and a lot of "knowledge" she needs to unlearn before she can be truly useful. She also needs to embrace some aspects about herself and family she despises while taking advantage of the assholes her father knows well, to save her friend's lives.

Ecaterina

The third MC is Ecaterina, a nationalist turned (un)holy assassin turned scientist. She is also aro-ace. As an assassin, she was in charge of hunting those who didn't believe in the Church doctrine as well as Demons. While hunting Demons, she became interested in their biological structure and function and began to secretly study their remains. The Church found out, but tolerated it when it was only about killing them more efficiently. Ecaterina eventually took a different route, and began to believe the Demonic condition wasn't a curse from God, but a disease or medical condition that could be managed. The Church turned on her and sent her to a labor camp to die.

Ecaterina has to escape the camp and travel to Potushar, a city run by her brother. A brother who is still furious at her for becoming an unholy assassin. It turns out, her brother is an advisor to Rashid and they have their hands full with the impending invasion from the corrupt theocracy Ecaterina worked for only a year or so ago.

Danijela

Finally, we have the Demon Queen, Danijela. One of the last of the Demon aristocracy, she and her lover, Rezan, are looking for a place where they can build a safe haven for Demons. Rezan also wants the ability to destroy God, but Danijela thinks it's a foolish plan that will only get everyone they cared about killed. She knows she can't stop him from pursuing the idea, but she wants little to nothing to do with it.

They travel to the city of Potushar because both Rashid and Vasily are there. They are drawn into the regional civil war. They believe if they help Rashid resist the corrupt theocracy and protect his family’s interests he will grant them a homeland.

Danijela works with Rashid and tolerates Ecaterina’s research because it can make the Demon condition easier to manage, but Rezan is interested in what Vasily stole & how it can be used against their common enemy. Danijela supports her lover, but fears what his obsession will cost them.

[metaphor-cheese]

for the ship bingo: how about candessa ?? 👀

[markcampbells]

it is 2020 can someone give Android some damn pride flag emojis bc the number of times I have used the pink/red purple and blue hearts today bc I have no bi flag emoji is o b n o x i o u s

[knotaknerd]

Does jade west create distaster or distinguished bis?

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

A Supernaturally Marvelous Fic Challenge

Calling all Supernatural and Marvel fanfic writers!

I don’t know about y’all, but writer’s block and lack of motivation have hit me harder than ever this year. It’s no secret that 2020 has been a giant crap show for a lot of people, but our precious fics and fandoms can be such a great escape from it all. In an attempt to spread some inspiration and feel good vibes, I wanted to make my follower celebration something that might help both writers and readers.

Below you’ll find all sorts of prompts (dialogue, songs, AUs, etc.) because you never know what might inspire you. Since we’ve all had a tough year, there’s a catch! You’ve got to give it a happy ending.

Make it fun. Make it sassy. Make it steamy. But for the love of ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY please wrap it up nicely with good things and a “fluffy” bow. Cool? Cool.

Now, on to the rest:

This is my follower celebration for both blogs, so please consider following @carryonmywaywardcaptain​, @carryoncaptainrogers​, or both!

As you may have guessed from the title, prompts can be written for Supernatural or Marvel (extra love and virtual hugs if you choose to write about Dean Winchester or Steve Rogers because they are the loves of my life. But there’s still plenty of love for the rest of the Avengers & TFW!)

Angst, smut, crack, and fluff are all welcome, but remember to give it a fluffy/positive ending and tag the warnings accordingly (Please steer clear of smut if you’re under 18. Stay young and innocent, babes.)

No limit to how many people sign up for each prompt. Feel free to combine prompts or even combine fandoms in a crossover! Whatever gets your creative juices flowing.

Send an ask with the prompt you want to do and the pairing you’re planning to write (life gets busy, so I’ll do a reminder post before the deadline if it’s helpful for you!). Reader inserts or OCs are both fine.

Tag me in the A/N and use the hashtag #supernaturally marvelous fic challenge by December 20th January 31st. If you’re garbage at deadlines like me, I’m super flexible and won’t hold it against you if you get it done later! I’ll reblog SPN fics on this blog and Marvel pairings over on @carryoncaptainrogers​ so your fics are seen by the fans who need them most :)

Got another idea you want to write and/or read about? Shoot me an ask and maybe I can add it to the mix! 

Make sure to check back once in a while in case more prompts are suggested and added! Without further ado (oof, this is long!):

Some song ideas:

“Boss’s Daughter”- Pop Evil

“Night Moves”- Bob Seger

“It’s Been a Long, Long Time”- Harry James

“I Won’t Say (I’m in Love)”- yes, from Hercules

“Hold You in My Arms”- Ray Lamontagne

“Better Man”- James Morrison

“Perfect for Me”- Justin Timberlake

“When We Were Young”- Adele

“Holding Out For a Hero”- Ella Mae Bowen’s version

“Come Around”- Papa Roach

“From Eden”- Hozier

“To the Man Who Let Her Go”- Tyler Shaw

“What If I Stay”- Chris Young

“Drift Off to Dream”- Travis Tritt

“Take Your Time”- Sam Hunt

“T-Shirt”- Thomas Rhett

“Not Strong Enough”- Apocalyptica, Brent Smith

“What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?”- Lee Ann Womack

“Right Where You Want Me” or “Better With You”- Jesse McCartney (because I love them both and just couldn’t choose lol)

Feel free to suggest songs from the shows/movies! I know the above are random. I tried to have some variety.

AUs, Tropes, etc.:

*gasp* And there was only one bed… (Bed sharing)

Confessing FEELINGS (or “everyone conspiring to make them confess their feelings already”)

Neighbors 

At a concert

Fake relationship for some event/case

Royal/Medieval

Soulmates

A/B/O

Friends/Enemies/Strangers to lovers

Comforting the other person

Dialogue prompts:

“I didn’t mean to turn you on.” “Well, it’s a little late for that!”

"Stop telling me you’re okay.”

“Can you please come and get me?”

“Sometimes you can be a real dumbass, you know that?”

“Because I care about you!”

“I’m right here. I’ve got you.”

“Who did this to you?”

“Well...what if I go with you?”

“Give me a chance to change your mind.”

“Plot twist!” “Screaming ‘plot twist’ doesn’t make this suck any less.”

“What did I say?” “You told me to stay out of trouble.” “And what did you do?” “The opposite of that, obviously.”

“You can do so much better than him. I wish there was some way I could make you believe that.”

“Not enough? You’re...everything.”

“Well this was fun... Let’s never do it again.”

“I need you to do something for me. You owe me a no-questions-asked.”

“Don’t look at me like that! You know what it does to me.”

“Wait! Just...take me instead.”

“You can’t keep it all inside, you know? Bottling it up won’t do any good.”

“I can’t stay away from you. I’m tired of trying.”

“Have you seen you? You’re like a damn dreamboat.”

Random things my kiddos at school have said:

“Hey Mrs. America! Mrs. Captain America.”

“You know what your problem is? DAT attitude.”

“How did it taste?” “Like disappointment.”

“Do we got a fucking problem?”

“When am I not wearing my sassy pants?”

“Words are hard.”

“I’ve been screaming internally my entire life.”

“Can I jump over the fence?” “No, but thank you for asking.”

“That’s not very cash money of you.” “...I don’t know what that means.” “That’s okay. I just felt like saying it.”

“What do you call a blind dinosaur?” “Dead.” [P.S. the answer is Do-you-think-he-saw-rus]

Shenanigan ideas:

Karaoke night at a bar

Thanksgiving dinner

Christmas lights

Slow dancing

Prank War

Ice skating

Mistletoe

Ugly sweater party

Gift exchange

Creating/sharing holiday traditions

Please reblog or tag your favs who might be looking for a little extra inspiration!

CarryOnCap Crew (Forevers):

@abswritesfandoms​  @amanda-teaches​  @cosicas-cuquis​  @crist1216​  @droidyouseek​  @emoryhemsworth​  @ericaprice2008​  @flawless-disaster​  @janeyboo​  @jenn0755​  @ksgeekgirl​  @maresmiley​  @memyselfandmaddox​  @notyourtypicalrose​  @randomparanoid​  @rynabarnesrogers​  @sandlee44​  @scarletsoldierrr​  @shann-the-artist-moon​  @sheerioasteroidpanda​  @shynara51​  @someday-when-you-leave-me​ @star-spangled-man-with-a-plan​  @thisismysecrethappyplace​  @torntaltos​  @waywardbaby​  @waywardrose13​  @weebid​  @whimsicalrobots​  @wintersoldierbaby​  @wintersoldierissucharide  @yesfanficsaremylife​

Cap’s Marvel Crew:

@amoonagedaydreamer​  @bangtan-serendipity​ @bubbabarnes @lilacs-with-lavender​  @msgreenverse​  @nomadstevergxrs​  @palaiasaurus64​  @scarlettsoldier​  @selina-kyle89​  @smokeandnailz​  @troublermalik​  @twittytelly​  @valkirsif​

Cap’s SPN Crew:

@adoptdontshoppets​  @akshi8278​  @alexwinchester23​  @bi-danvers0​  @deangirl7695​  @dean-winchesters-bacon​  @fandomoniumflurry​  @pisces-cutie​  @supernaturalenchanted​  @superromijn​  @waywardnerd67​  @x-waywardaf-x​ 

Other amazing writers came to mind in case you’re interested in participating, feeling inspired to bless us with more of your beautiful work, or wouldn’t mind reblogging/tagging other writers (Please forgive me for spamming you!):

@luci-in-trenchcoats​ @supernatural-jackles​ @evansrogerskitten​ @cajunquandary​​ @after-avenging-hours​ @fvckingavengers​ @mywritingsblog​ @bitsandbobsandstuff​ @prettyyoungtragedy​ @kittenofdoomage​​ @angelkurenai​​ @impala-dreamer​ @redgillan​ @gaybybirth​ @invisibleanonymousmonsters​ @221bshrlocked​ @sgtjbuccky​ @captainrogerss​ @katymacsupernatural​ @buckyofthemyscira​ @captain-rogers-beard-mainblog​ @dancingalone21​ @atc74​ @smol-and-grumpy​ @hannahindie​ @kdfrqqg​ @sis-tafics​ @idreamofplaid​ @deanssweetheart23​ @because-imma-lady-assface​ @covered-byroses​ @captain-kelli​ @heli0s-writes​ @deanwinchesterswitch​ @roonyxx​ @jay-and-dean​ @ladywinchester1967​ @spnfanficpond​

[zwiezraczek]

I want to rant about Fate: the Winx Saga so take some pop corn and let's get in shall we? (I'm at episode 3)

The character's introductions are lame. Just horrible, it's like throwing us and them into the absolute VOID

Farah explaining that no wings and transformation because of evolution? Darwin hello? Oh sorry, the fx department, my bad

Stella is a bitch??? The radiant funny a little bit self-centered Stella is a basic bitch? Can't relate

Aisha is the Black Friend ™ okay, I got it she's here for the sole purpose of serving her majesty Bloomelinda

Bloom who casually calls her mom a bitch I'm WHEEZING

Her mom got her room's door off I'm DEAD and she BURNT for that I'm just it's too much even for me

I get the fact that yeah Flo- Sorry Terra's a big girl and that they are happy, kind and sweet and bottle up their emotions but... It has no depth? Like it's just thrown in there because WHY THE FUCK NOT? (a proper something about it would have been WAY BETTER)

Gimme Terra's cousin please

Boys and gals and nonbinary pals can be Specialists (catch me getting in Alfea lol) but god forbid that MANLY MASCULINE MEN were fairies. Disgustang

Speaking of disgustang, Riven. I love this motherfucker only because HE'S a motherfucker and his only character trait isn't ✨nice✨ (like okay, sorry Stella's a bitch I forgot) but damn I condemn his fucking actions

This cute little sexualy confused man of whom I forgot the name? Give him love and keep Riven away from him because he should be in JAIL

Terra can have him, as a treat (joking, their friendship seems kind of nice)

(here I lost my draft so hehe gonna write it all over again I guess)

Stella being a basic bitch and THREATENING a first year because she looked at her boyfriend? Peak comedy

Why are all the Specialists looking like white basic boys? Just asking for a friend

Where's Helia???? Where's Brandon??? I get it, no romantic interest but FUCK ME IF I'M WRONG THEY ALL WILL HAVE BOYFRIENDS (minus Aisha I guess??)

Beatrix, more like "I am all the Trix". Hashtag Give Me Darcy Back Because I Am Weak and BI

Oh kudos to her for calling Riven a bully, it wasn't outstanding but he could be humbled from time to time

Stella giving Bloom an easy way to die? ✨Perfection✨ Wanting her to give her her ring back? ✨Genius✨

Have I said that Stella is a basic bitch?

Can Riven like stop talking about fucking people? Like please, I don't want to hear about him wanting to fuck everything that fucking moves

Clicking tongues is a ✨Cool Adult Thing✨

"Winx Suite" WHEEZE

This show was a fashion disaster but the party just proved that it could actually be worse

STELLA DID WHAT??? I'M DONE WITH HER AND RIVEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH I LOVE YOU

I know this is bad, but the trouple? I'm not against them at all

You know what? I don't want it now. Riven can rot in FUCKING HELL.

There's the thing: if Bloom needs a Black Friend ™ to calm her down, her character development sucks as hell. Just saying. And now she's litting a circle on fire. Gr8.

Hear me out. Bloom and Sky are related. Like brother and sister, because it's fucked up it might be true. At this point it wouldn't hurt.

"You are an idiot" - Silva, making a fucking resumé of this whole fucking series

You stupid damn fucking stoned Dave bitch. Damn man.

Oh sorry Mrs. Bloomelinda no one is allowed to suffer and have emotions around you, I am so sorry Mrs. Bloomelinda it will never happen again.

My thoughts about the first three episodes? Well, once you get accustomed to the fact that this series is badly written and that the Winx are dead, then you can enjoy the show and root for Riven, Beatrix and Dave to rule the world as a powerful toxic couple together. Which isn't as bad as you might think (it is very bad very very)

[majorxmaggiexboy]

 Watching (one of) the Three Musketeers Musical(s) - first 30 minutes

i

okay if i understand correctly he just said “Good evening, sir and madame, and welcome [something something]” and then another person says “I say, are they going to do the whole [bally?] announcement in French?” and another person says “I hope not” and then the French Speaker continues, “We are here [something something...i think i caught ‘pret’...ready?] France, [something something] Premier [something something]”

There are goat noises or something happening in the background idk

Ah! “I think he’s saying something about Gascony”

i think we’re on d’Artagnan’s family’s farm then

it’s 1625, April, apparently

i can’t even pretend to be able to keep up with whatever just got said

they’re giving instructions for what to do if there’s an emergency during the show.

they just said not to record anything X’D i think this is probably a proshot tho so it’s not Super Ironic?

Les Trois...Mousqutaires- Mousk- Mousketai- however it’s spelled en Francais idk rn but they just said the title >:}

already know i will not be able to finish this thing tonight bc it’s like two and a half hours and it’s 10 pm and my wifi hates me and doesn’t want me to be happy

they’re sponsored by comcast

the other two voices just dragged the French Announcer Person and said “didn’t think much of his accent, did you?”

ppl are yelling now and it sounds like a fight is happening

this man looks like Mr. Jonas Armstrong’s Robin Hood hey

there is zero background music or anything they’re just fightin and yellin and laughing and there are people just milling about like. it’s a weird vibe ngl

oooh i’m feeling the look of that Shirt. that’s Very Nice.

the boots are So Tall they make the Trousers look Super Weird tbh

That Was Strange. We’ve got blue lighting and some Music now

i think d’Artagnan just won the fight but like, ultra delicately.

they’re all kind of passing this sword around...by the blade...with kind of awed expressions? it just took like three people, all practically up on each other, to hand this man a sword.

ooh it’s The Family Sword okay

OOP THAT’S HIS DAD

d’Artagnan and Grinpayne are in the same category right now

oh nooooo it’s Book!d’Artagnan

the mom’s like “you’re pretty much all set to go get your ass kicked on the daily so i’m preemptively giving you some medicine for the wounds you will Inevitably receive”

“eVERY WOUND?” sir please calm down

if y’all don’t stop yanking on that poor offscreen horse

abruptly we have reached a Song and The Man Can Sing

hashtag let d’Artagnan say ‘maman’ and ‘papa’ 😔🙌

he cute

THE MAN IS A HORSE THE MAN IS A HORSE LIL DUDE JUST HOPPED UP ON THIS GUY’S SHOULDERS LIKE IT’S NOTHING I’M

HE’S GETTING A PIGGYBACK RIDE TO PARIS WHAT

HIS HORSE IS LITERALLY  JUST TWO PEOPLE AND A ROPE

HE LOOKS SO SMUG ABOUT IT

this is completely absurd dude’s just casually singing while riding on this guy’s shoulders

HE HAS A HAT HE HAS A HAT HE HAS A HAT

ohh god now he’s like fully on this dude’s back like an 8-year-old and it looks Ridiculous i’m wheezing

“what the devil is that” I KNOW

they managed to make the Insulting The Horse thing Extremely Uncomfortable negl

he gave the ‘horse’ a sword

the horse is now three people

now he’s riding...a ladder???? and looking completely unimpressed?

youre facing the wrong way dude

i’m gonna need that dog barking sound to stop immediately u-u

umwhat

they’re dragging the horse again. “That horse, sir, is one of the family” “I Can Well Believe It” OOOOOH

shjdshgsjhjsk the way he just slapped that glove onto the ground. the flair. the finesse. the dazzle

i see the Rochefort situation has a little extra Something Something in this version

the height difference X’D

oh yeah it’s gonna be Like That i guess

where’d the height difference go :O

this is the calmest and most gentle beatdown i have ever witnessed. i can’t even describe what just

the tenderness of that murder that just went down

um

“*gasp* Could Treville Have Set This Young Idiot Against Me” X’D

oh this is super weird what the heck

slap him as you walk by, Roachfort, i dare u. do it. it’ll be funny.

Dammit

THE INNKEEPER HEARD ME

just smacks d’Artagnan in the face with a rag “wELCOME TO THE PINECONE INN” iconic

MAN DID YOU JUST

d’Artagnan’s really just out here ‘simping’ for every woman he sees huh

i like that he looks thoroughly confused bc it’s v Accurate

that was the single dumbest smile i have ever seen in my life please do it all the time

this man is dopey as hell

“I’d go and have a rest if i were u” “REST????!!!!” my guy please chill

okay now this one kinda slaps

i’m only fifteen minutes in what kind of alternate time continuum is this existing in i thought it was at least the 30 minute mark

TREVILLE  TREVILLE TREVILLE HI

kay i am Here for this Aramis hel to the lo my good sir

treville’s so mad he got the line wrong

it’s okay Treville i love u sir

“Athas”

d’Artagnan is Smol and Bi and Severely Alarmed and if that aint a mood...

OwO

d’Artagnan’s fully like Hi We Haven’t Actually Met But You Will Be Forced To Adopt Me

is there no one other than Rochefort who can Height Difference. am i to be left cold and Wanting as with the Bee Bee See. u-u

is someone’s phone ringing

oop Rochefort has been sighted. yes my good sir i need you to come back and be taller than d’Artagnan.

Treville “if you want to be a musketeer i’m going to need you to be a good boy and not participate in dueling or shenanigans” d’Artagnan, immediately “brb i gotta go fight that dude over there”

Athos has him by the Wrist(tm)

ATHOS CALLED HIM A PUPPY

THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS VERY SLIGHT BUT I WILL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET SIR

the tone of this setting up of a duel is. very special.

y’all about to tango or what with this music?

OOF

i was skeptical about this d’Artagnan but he’s kinda adorable tbh good job Mr. Tveit

THE CAPE INCIDENT

Oop Porthos called him a dog

“How fast one grows up in Paris! A moment ago, I was only a ‘puppy’!” DID YOU REALLY JUST

Porthos please

this Height Difference might be kinda Good

he thinks fighting Athos is going to take 30 minutes to an hour XD

He’s just a little cupcake god bless him i do love a good Absolute Moron :3

“What have I done now?” awwwwww

“I may be late, myself, by then” can’t believe this dude won my heart in 22 minutes u-u

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

“If I die at least it’s clear, I’ll be killed by a musketeer” 

“oh but all the girls I might have loved if only i’d been spared :(” he’s so dumb i love this guy

“Ah, merde” HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING THERE YOU GO BUDDY

this is officially the one true d’Artagnan.

Athos can you please stop prowling around him as he sleeps it’s a little uncomfy my guy

awww he slept in the gardens where he expects to get Murdered

“If I kill you, Treville will accuse me of infanticide” ATHOS

ohhhhhh he’s going to diiiiiiiiie

he smol

“Monsieur Athos has the right to kill me first, which makes your claim, Monsieur Porthos, far less interesting. And yours, Monsieur Aramis, practically worthless. :D” i love him.

oh heck the jacket’s coming off

“I’d like to fight with my doublet on. My wound has begun to bleed again, and I shouldn’t like to taunt you with the sight of blood you yourself haven’t drawn” ATHOS

come on and wreck some stuff Rochefort

Athos: “three against five and i’m not at my best :(” d’Artagnan “Umm there are Four of us actually :D” les inseperables: “BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA”

“Go back to Gascony. I have no wish to kill you.” “But I have every wish to kill you” D’ARTAGNAN

height difference >:}

ooh Athos liked that

the fights in this show...could be...Better...

the fights are...the Worst...

*slides the actors a $5* pls try to kill each other for real

(to the Inseparables, after helping them fight off 5 of the Cardinal’s Men) “And now, Gentlemen, I am ready for You” oh honey 

current verdict: hate the way the fights are done.real slow start. the songs are Okay but Mr. Tveit could sing a phonebook and i’d  gladly listen. d’Artagnan is Adorably Dumb and Chaotic and a complete Disaster and i am having. A Good Time With This. 

[full-course-identity]

Give me your thoughts on uuuh Jake

wew boy

okay. gonna word dump this, and probably other interpretation asks, so I can get the words out there.

from my POV, there’s 3 types of canon Jake + 1 fanon vers + my personal interpretation. lemme explain what they are;

Book Jake, who I don’t have enough experience with bc I STILL haven’t finished the book… >_>;

2River Jake, who is kinda oblivious and very in-the-moment impulsive (not so bad he’s jumping place to place ADHD like Rich, but like, not considering that maybe dropping everything to seduce Madeline or Christine is a bad idea when he clearly really likes Chloe). these are debatably survival mechanisms bc of his family (and wealth, if you want to go into the “being rich actually traumatizes you and locks you into dissociation” theory–but to be fair, this is partially reliant on thinking Jake is Genuinely Rich. … well, not Rich as in… yeah); ignoring any pain he feels in favor of getting dicked down and forgetting about everything for a while. very “I’m not sad, I’m busy!!!!!” 

Bway (possibly the new canon general for all Jakes since it sounds like London’s is modeled after him but just… toned down), who is still oblivious, but towards other people’s emotions instead of himself; he’s manipulative, a little impulsive but a lot more malicious about it, and he knows exactly how hurt he is about his parents. this jake’s awareness of himself makes him act worse because he knows this is the only thing that seems to help and it’s basically the only thing he actually has control of. his wealthiness is undeniably present and Bad here because the reason taking what he wants and not caring that it hurts people is his main coping skill is pretty much only because he’s been allowed that privilege all his life. i tend to think this version of him should be done by a white cishet dude (despite jake’s actor on bway being genuinely FANTASTIC) bc being marginalized in a high school should’ve curved a lot of the “endless power and privilege” he gets for being rich (Not That One). 

[i… think this jake has ‘better’/more nuanced writing in BWay… but i don’t think it fits the musical nor is it the overall direction i think it should’ve gone. BMC feels best to me when there’s a heavier element of Dark Humor that briefly nods to a Larger and more Fucked Up world behind the bit we see in the musical. making it largely a twisted comedy, maybe even ramping that up further with more whiplash lines like jake’s “which means the house is empty, so that’s fun”]

Fanon Jake is… like most of the fanon characters in BMC, a bit… “bipolar” (like, radically shifting depending on the situation). the BMC fandom has been born with heavy engagement from minors in the current fascist climate of fandom as a whole. as a result, you have three general uses of jake that as “approved of” by somehow the exact same people despite being conflicting in a lot of ways. THIS IS NOT ME SHITTING ON FANON, i actually think most of this fandom is just a casual romp for most people and that shouldn’t be snatched away from them nor mocked nor treated like you HAVE to be logically consistent when this is just a fun hobby for most… but there are still trends i notice:

1: Jake the sweet bi disaster who loves their significant other and is just a little bit hopeless in their silliness and Down For Whatever-esque personality. this is often used for shippy pictures and memes and cute little oneshots, plus, of course, fluff.

2: Jake the tragic abuse victim who is extremely sad and has to learn to love again and has always been selfless, plus or minus a permanent disability post-fire. this is of course used for hurt/comfort, plus in combination kinda with michael in the bathroom-esque posts and tragic art, often also used as an example of the squip being the worst for jeremy or rich guilt trauma. also: aesthetic and moodboard posts.

3: the one I have the least good will towards: Jake the “why does everybody woobify mlm? You can’t portray him without flaws! queer boys aren’t your fetish!!!” with an attached, clunkily written reasons why he was an asshole that is also simultaneously watered down so you don’t think he’s a Monster bc then you’d be vilifying queer men (well, more like they’d feel bad about their cutesy-er ‘emotional support’ art and writing which is Totally Different from all the other cutesy emotional support art and writing). 

basically, Meta Trying To Make Jake Reasonably Flawed But Not Evil in this fandom is RARELY genuine–it’s more often than not moralistic hand-wringing made so that they can wash themselves of the guilt for actually enjoying something with a character they portray as mlm, or otherwise the guilt of enjoying anything romantic or sexual involving men or queer people period when we’re apparently not supposed to do that anymore, as decreed by the radfems infesting our spaces. 

and, well, or you’re an mlm writing this post, you’re probably young and still feeling extremely sensitive and scared about your identity. i once saw a very wise post by a trans person who had been trans for a long time, who said that when you first come out as trans (or queer in general, but especially trans people who are beginning social or physical transition and coming to terms with themselves) you are obvs on High Fucking Alert and so you’re insecure and scared of anything, ranging from “obvious transphobia” to “just trans people enjoying themselves and exploring transphobia in fiction or else their own sexuality”. again, this can relate to a lot of identities tbh, and as such young mlm either cis or trans can get very Itchy about people enjoying mlm content.

anyway.

wrapping it back around to me: i edit jake on a case by case basis (sometimes i even make him eviler or meaner based on what’s set up during Bway, he’s just not my usual go-to villain), but i tend to think of him as a tragic Mr. Peanutbutter-y sweetheart who kinda knows he feels like shit yet also knows that if he stops to assess it, it would make his life a lot harder in a time where he can’t afford that. his relationship with chloe is extremely toxic (chloe abuses him horribly, specifically), and so he tries to claw his way out of it only to be continually back in by chloe and her bullshit. 

this is why he doesn’t really get... well. he genuinely thought the thing with christine was going to be permanent; he wasn’t jerking her around, he thought he was over chloe and wanted a girl as cool and fun and genuinely nice as her. afterward he Gets It, and so feels Really Bad--at a time where he doesn’t have his house, his legs are broken (i don’t tend to put him in a perma-wheelchair), his parents have abandoned him, and he best friend is in the hospital. guilt crashes in on him from all sides, and he just has to... pretend it isn’t, even as he can no longer stop himself from thinking about it.

if i was to do a jake focused story, it’d probably be a dating sim where you play as him and watch his life change in conjunction with his attempts to find happiness again; you can either choose decisions that help him greatly or ruin his life so ver much... hmm. lets file that under hashtag “story ideas i’ll never use even though they could be great”

to wrap this up: i like jake. i don’t... really enjoy most of the written content (fanfic, meta, sometimes even the storylines on ask blogs) in this fandom about him or... really, most of the characters, which i feel bad about--i’d enjoy it more if it was every in conjunction with my usual Wants in a fic, which is, like. extreme angst.

BUT

i do still like jake, and i can super enjoy his portrayal in memes and visual art

he’s just not my total fave, but like, the reason he tends not to come up a lot in my content is more what i’m focusing on and why. i’d be happy to use him in stories if his presence fit.

as a bonus

here’s the ships i’m happy to use him for, generally: deere, michael/jake, brooke/jake, toxic chloe/jake, and of course, different ocs/jake

his identities/labels: cis, bisexual/romantic... tho sometimes i actually go for bisexual and aromantic! outside bway and eviler jakes, i’m good with him being any race, and even then it’s just a matter of suspending disbelief re: privilege theory. also, PTSD probably, and maybe generalized anxiety as a result. maaaaaybe autistic too? adhd would be a hard sell for me since he seems super put together in a way that’d be extremely difficult for every form of adhd, but i can see him being neurodivergent on the spectrum + like dyslexia maybe. oh, and i sorta-kinda think he may be color blind? but really i’d drop that at a moment’s notice if it’d be easier to write him without it lol.

his interests: one is more or less sports in general, tho i think that, unless he went straight for track or swimming or something Olympics (which he probably can’t do now...), that’s a high school or some college only focus for him. so, besides sports, i think he’d kinda like the satisfaction and steady growth of Collecting Rare Things That You Have To Look For, like cool rocks, bugs, etc. 

as for careers... some form of doctor something, maybe a businessman of some sort but he’d likely try to curve his power in that field as much as possible; he inherits his parents' assets and company or whatever, but he probably takes a backseat to that and only really has it out of a sense of ‘it’s my job as my parent’s kid to keep the company going--without engaging in the same awful legal issues they did--for as long as i can’. one of my fave jake-is-there stories, vanceypant’s spicy bis-focused fic 1999, has him owning a restaurant, and that was cool as hell.

also jake loves dogs. especially golden retrievers. yes.

[legacysam]

For @fieryfurniss. It’s 2012 and we’re living in avengers tower because fuck it, except Carol is there now, because phase 1 was just. too many men.

Carol saw Tony’s reflection in the window when he came in. There was just the one light on, and it made him look like he was hovering out over the city, no suit, just him and a bag of takeout.

“You’re up late. Couldn’t sleep without me, huh?”

“Thought I might have to go save your ass when you didn’t come home after your meeting,” she answered, spinning around in the window seat to face him, drawing her knees up and wrapped her arms around them as he got comfortable on the couch. “How was it?”

“Oh, the usual. Sad drunks, angry drunks, remorseful drunks, and that was just me. I did meet this cool, rocker-type chick, though. Leather jacket, kinda looked like hell, but she pulled it off.” Frowning, he reached behind the couch cushion and pulled out a prototype arm that Bucky had said he’d lost. Passive-aggressive bastard. He tossed it into an armchair and sank back into the couch with a sigh.

“Did you tell her that?”

“Thought about it, but there’s only so many times you can get punched at an AA meeting before you learn a lesson or three. She did make some good points, though.”

Carol laughed. “Oh yeah? Laid some wisdom on you, did she?”

“You know, I didn’t think she was the type, had one of those messy auras like it was her first meeting after getting pulled out of a dumpster by the Hawkguy, but even a human disaster is right twice a day. Look at me, for example. Sometimes three times if I’m lucky.”

“Alright, so what did you learn from the human disaster rocker chick?”

“Well, fun fact, did you know that it is not always better to handle shit on your own? I know, crazy. But yknow what, I think she’s onto something there. Maybe despite my many strengths, effortless charm, and fabulous brain, there are benefits to, yknow, friendship and stuff.”

“Hm. So you’re saying that you maybe don’t have everything under control at all times?”

“Hard to believe, I know.”

“Mhm, yeah, never would of guessed. What else did you learn from your new friend?”

“Now this one, this is hard for me to believe, but sometimes, even when you think you’re doing everything right, you can still fuck it up. Sometimes you fall on your ass so hard you think you should probably just stay there because getting up just means another chance to fall down.”

Carol sighed, her smirk slipping a little. “So what do you do then?”

“Well, according to her, you get off your ass and try again.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.” Tony smiled, that soft, brief smile that she’d come to like best from him. The one where you got to see the sincere under the sarcasm. She gave him one of her own in return and came over to sit on the couch next to him. Team Human Disaster. Not the worst place to be.

“So, this chick sounds pretty great. You get her number or what?”

“I did not. She had this cool lesbian vibe going on and I didn’t want to be that guy, yknow?”

“I’m bi, Stark.”

“Oh, same, hashtag stop bi erasure etc. But your vibe is very gay. Love the undercut.”

“Thank you.”

“Hey, you want some Chinese food? I stopped for Chinese food.”

“Oh, hell yes. Bruce made kale salad for dinner, I’m starving.”

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[shadowtearling]

all the bis in YA are hashtag disaster bi

[jobsearchtips02]

How the $349 billion PPP relief program for small companies unraveled

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The federal government guaranteed that relief funding for small companies damaged by coronavirus would be up and running on April 3.

Banks threatened to choose out of providing to America’s struggling businesses up until the Treasury resolved essential issues.

A signature provision of the $349 billion help bundle called the Payroll Defense Program was promised as a lifeboat for United States little businesses.

Business owners and creators hurried to use for the financial lifeline through their banks, the federally designated gatekeepers of the loans and grants, just to be met with turmoil.

John Resnick, a business owner, raged on Twitter that two different banks told him they weren’t prepared to process loans.

” Being a #bankofamerica organisation customer is like being one of the bad on the Titanic,” creator Lisa Dye wrote on her own Twitter feed

About 30 million little companies in the United States utilize half the nation’s labor force.

Organisation Expert spoke with professionals and service owners, pored through reports from our newsroom and other media sources, and stayed glued to the grumblings of exasperated business owners across social media to piece together a troubling puzzle: how a much anticipated federal-relief program went to pieces so marvelously in 24 hours, leaving the bedrock of America’s economy without aid or hope simply when both were most required.

The federal government sets a video game strategy for relief

The hope that Washington would swoop in to save small services first flared on March 27, when President Trump signed into law the $2 trillion Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act.

Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin set a huge date on the calendar: Small-business owners would be able to visit their usual banks or fintech platforms to apply for funds on April 3– barely a week after the costs was signed into law.

” We anticipate this will be very, really easy,” he informed Fox Business on March 29.

Agents from nationwide and community banks told Reuters they didn’t desire to take on the legal and financial liability of vetting applications on such a brief timeline since it meant they ‘d bear the impact of any scams.

Revised guidance from the Treasury released late on Tuesday, March 31, more irritated banks and developed an assortment of moving guidelines that added to the confusion of the short timeline.

Big and small banks alike lobbied the Treasury and the SBA to change their terms, according to Bloomberg

For the entire strategy to work, the government had to get the banks to agree to get involved.

All this wrangling worked to the banks’ benefit, sort of.

The controversy over the altering loan terms masked another problem: Most monetary institutions were still rushing to set up innovation systems capable of handling the mass volume of customer applications.

Small-business owners are met with chaos and denial

Brent Underwood, owner of the HK Austin hostel, in Texas, shut down his service for 3 months since of the coronavirus pandemic.

When the application floodgates opened on the early morning of April 3, Underwood was one of thousands of company owners who were fulfilled with a patchwork of irregular bank protocols.

Andy LaPointe, owner of Traverse Bay Farms, in Bellaire, Michigan, required $10,000 to keep his business alive and 5 employees on staff.

When he called the number the bank designated for the loans, he says he was disconnected three times in the two hours he was on hold.

This tracks with reporting from Market Early Morning, which composed that many banks stated they weren’t ready for the high need– which they blamed Mnuchin’s last-minute tweaks on April 2 for the confusion.

It was quick becoming clear that the volume of applications would go beyond the system’s capability. By 9 a.m., the time at which numerous banks open, 700 loans amounting to $2.5 million had already been processed, The New york city Times reported

Many business owners went to their bank’s website to find they were not yet accepting applications. Others were directed to damaged web pages.

Bank of America was the first major bank to open applications about 9 a.m., a representative told Business Insider. screenshots from about noon showed it had enforced new financing limitations, needing that candidates currently have a credit card or previous loans with the bank as of February 15 to be qualified. Consumers with savings and inspecting accounts didn’t fulfill this bar and were obstructed from looking for loans.

One disappointed Twitter user posted that she couldn’t get a PPP loan regardless of the years she’s utilized Bank of America.

— Lisa Dye (@lisamdye) April 3, 2020

JPMorgan Chase started providing at midday. Wells Fargo and Citibank weren’t accepting applications, stating they were holding out until getting more explanations from the Treasury, according to Reuters

Virginia Democratic congressman Don Beyer posted images of damaged web pages and delay notices from Chase, Capital One, and Citibank. “Here’s what small company owners are looking at today when they try to get PPP loans from banks,” he composed.

— Rep. Don Beyer (@RepDonBeyer) April 3, 2020

According to Beyer’s images, Chase’s website showed a mistake message. Capital One told website visitors that it was still waiting for info from the SBA and Treasury. Citibank’s website displayed a message stating the SBA was “currently developing regulations and guidelines” and that when gotten, the bank would start lending.

Business owners raved on social networks, specifically over Bank of America’s surprise requirements. By early afternoon, the hashtags #PPPloans and #bankofamerica were trending on Twitter.

LaPointe, the Michigan entrepreneur, told Organisation Insider that he was lastly able to reach a branch supervisor who took his application over the phone. She informed him their system was overloaded with callers and she had another consumer waiting on the line to use.

” As a small business owner, you need to be client and relentless,” he stated.

At the end of the day, SBA Administrator Jovita Carranza announced on Twitter that the Paycheck Defense Program had actually processed more than 17,000 loans valued at more than $5.4 billion in its first day, more than doubling the firm’s $2.2 billion disaster lending total for the year before.

However smaller sized banks said they experienced downturns in the SBA system throughout the day on Friday, and had problem reaching federal agencies for assistance, according to The New York Times and American Banker

” The expectation that this $2 trillion bundle would go through Congress which the cash would be streaming three days later on, that was never ever a practical expectation,” Patrick Ryan, the chief executive of New Jersey lending institution First Bank, told The New York Times

The headaches become a days-long affair

The turmoil spilled into the weekend. On Saturday, April 4, Jim Axelrod reported on CBS This Morning that the SBA loan application page ended up to have a troubling glitch that showed small company owners’ individual details– including names, dates of birth, social security numbers and other contact info– to others requesting the exact same loan.

In a Twitter thread on Saturday, Florida Senator Marco Rubio acknowledged the problems with Friday’s launch, consisting of site problems, opposing and insufficient assistance, and the requirement for more cash. He stated the “problems” were to be expected from a $349 billion strategy that had actually just been passed a week before.

Brad Bolton, the CEO of Community Spirit Bank in Mississippi, said on an April 7 teleconference with President Trump (which Service Expert reporters went to) that his organization had been “locked out” of the SBA system till Sunday.

” We worked through the weekend preparing applications,” Bolton stated. “As a matter of reality, I was up three nights until 2 am sending loans to get the cash streaming.”

While Trump congratulated Bank of America, the United States Treasury, the SBA, and local banks on Twitter, entrepreneur invested the weekend anxiously awaiting approval– sometimes after using to several banks.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 4, 2020

” I will immediately ask Congress for more cash to support small businesses under the #PPPloan if the assigned money runs out. Up until now, way ahead of schedule,” he composed.

But loans approved are not necessarily loans disbursed, and America’s harried company owner entered another week still in immediate need of working capital.

1 in 4 companies are on the verge of long-term failure

Monday, April 6– the second day of lending– was pestered with a continued rash of SBA system failures

Wells Fargo started providing on Monday, but announced its involvement would be capped at $10 billion, mainly focused on smaller sized borrowers. Regulators had set up the loaning cap after the bank was condemned of fraudulently opening millions of accounts over a number of years. When the nation’s largest small company lending institution, the San Francisco giant’s capability to assist even its own consumers is now severely limited. On Wednesday, April 8, the Federal Reserve announced that it would “directly customize” the constraints on the bank’s participation in the relief program.

Wells Fargo decreased an interview for this story and rather directed us to its PPP site, which mentions the bank’s focus on nonprofits and companies with less than 50 staff members.

When requested an interview, Bank of America emailed Service Insider that as of 9 am on April 6, it had actually gotten about 178,000 applications seeking about $33 billion in loans.

A senior administration official at the United States Treasury sent Service Expert a statement stating the “extraordinary $350 billion Main Street help program” had actually approved $35 billion in dispensations to more than 100,000 small companies. It included that it would set up a hotline beginning April 6 to respond to concerns from banks.

A spokesperson from JP Morgan Chase said via e-mail that the bank was “positive that the procedure for inputting the applications into the SBA system will get simpler and faster this week so that we can work actually rapidly to get our clients the assistance they require.”

The SBA did not return an ask for comment since press time.

Discontent continued to bubble as the days passed.

In a webinar video gotten by the Washington Post, SBA Nevada district director Joseph Amato flayed big banks for hold-ups and resistance to federal regulations. “A few of the huge banks … and this is simply editorial … that had no problem taking billions of dollars of complimentary cash as bailout in 2008 are now the most significant banks that are resistant to helping small companies,” Amato said in the video.

On Tuesday, April 7, as stress between public authorities and private institutions simmered, Mnuchin revealed that he had actually asked for an extra $250 billion for bank loan from Congress. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell released a statement stating he expects to call a vote as quickly as Thursday.

America’s businesses can’t wait much longer.

A report from MetLife and the US Chamber of Commerce keeps in mind that a person in four small or midsize businesses are less than 2 months away from shutting down for great.

In hindsight, April 3 appears like the start of what will be a long procedure of trial and error. Those who weren’t able to use on Friday persist in their efforts this week.

Joe Shamie had been awaiting nearly a month to obtain the $2.5 million loan he requires to keep payroll for his 300 workers at furniture-maker Delta Children He said his lender at Wells Fargo told him his business would be among the very first in line to receive emergency funding.

” We were ravaged,” Shamie said.

He has currently called his accountant, lawyer, friends, and several other banks to tire all his choices.

” If I gave up on the loan, there would be a lot of people out of work,” he stated.

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