#hate when that happens

[andr0nap]

i havent been able to stop thinking about their god awful bed hair...

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

thank you @bbggrandpa for the inspiration to dress this slut in an oversized gilf sweater 🙏

also i traced dan howell for this lol

[athaza1082]

tfw your husband gets brutally injured by his son

[trillscienceofficer]

I think Voyager just called me out via the Doctor, which is the worst possible form of callout ☹️ (from Star Trek: Voyager 4x11 “Concerning Flight”)

Transcript under the cut

EMH: So, what's new? SEVEN: New? EMH: What's been happening on the ship? SEVEN: Nothing of consequence. The Captain and Tuvok are still searching for the processor. EMH: What's the mood? SEVEN: If you're referring to the crew morale, they seemed focused on their mission. EMH: Hmm. I heard there was something of a fuss in the mess hall last night. SEVEN: A trivial misunderstanding. EMH: Oh? You seen in excellent health. Most of your implants are stable, but your optical interface is misaligned again. I told you to come in for maintenance once a week. Now, what happened in the mess hall? SEVEN: Lieutenant Torres and I were working on some Astrometric data. There was a disagreement. EMH: I understand things got a little heated. SEVEN: Lieutenant Torres became emotional. She chose to display hostility rather than to counter my argument. EMH: What did she say exactly? SEVEN: It is irrelevant. Suffice it to say I was correct, she was not. EMH: Details, Seven. I want specifics. SEVEN: I see no reason to discuss these trivialities. EMH: Without my mobile emitter I am a prisoner in here. I need to know what is going on beyond these walls, trivial or not. SEVEN: Torres referred to me as an automaton. She also employed a series of profane Klingon insults. Shall I translate them for you? EMH: By all means. I'd very much. TUVOK [OC]: Tuvok to Seven of Nine. Report to the Astrometrics lab. EMH: You may go. SEVEN: I'll be right there, Commander. EMH: Come back whenever you feel like talking. I'll be right here. All by myself.

[transcript taken from chakoteya.net]

[odinsblog]

good morning, today’s forecast calls for

[van-eazy]

When Sprite goes down the wrong tube and it burns when you burp it up:

[herbertpocketsfidgettoys]

minepooplover420

[vexypest]

I just spilt candle wax all over my desk and it looks like cum

-⚠️

Like you’d know.

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Tragedy! 😩 Just discovered new bit of meta which means I have to go back and add a few days to the 'how long did Steve know Peggy?' meta post and the 'timeline of catfa in images' post.

After everyone's already reblogged them with the wrong dates on!! 😭

[dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies]

ugh we keep having subs so i have to teach myself the subject

[pinkysberg]

late night charles sketch

[nitrozem]

I was feeling so demotivated so I just slept most of the day 🫠

[the-secret-historian]

I genuinely wish The Secret History never gets an adaptation simply because I don't want the tag to fill up with gifs of that one white guy

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

That moment when you realize your whumper may have to become a carewhumper or your whumpee may literally die