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[hazyla]

Wow they did not do this to me

Lovers, a knife, and an inter-dimensional rift

[spookythesillyfella]

Hiii -slides these under your door and runs off-

(I rlly wanted our Colins to interact again so HV!Puter borrows clothes the sequel I'M SO SORRY PLS KILL ME)

OH GOSSHHHH THEYRE SO CUTEZYYYYYYYYY !!!!!! JUMZ MY POOR HEARTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brendy nd Tony really are like that when it comez to writing – lyricz and poetry rezpectively ... ough the struggle

AND YEAH ACTUALLY HV! COLIN LOOKZ SNAZZY FOR ONCE IN HIZ LIFE ; if i didnt know any better . i WOULD actually miztake him for a well-adjuzted member of society

but i dont think HV! Trace might be very fond of the influence ur guy might have on himmmm ... whuhbbhhh ....

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY HUSBAND IS A HAZMAT FIELD MANAGER AND THIS IS A NICK NAME FOR HIM AT WORK. DMV: CAT=PUSSY Verdict: ACCEPTED

[wri0thesley]

wearing a cute little pink gingham cotton baby doll nightgown with a bow and thinking about my faves needing to ravish me because i look so soft and cute with my hair all wavy and loose and sleepy eyed . . . waaaa

[midnightwritings24]

"Y dime tú..."

Y dime tú ¿Qué se siente ser la dueña del corazón de alguien que no quieres? Dime que se siente tener a tus pies a alguien como yo? Dime que se siente tenerme tan enamorado de ti? Dime que se siente tener el control de una persona tan enamorada como yo de ti? Dime que se siente que te vaya a ver sin importar la hora, cuando y donde con tal de estar cerca de ti, pero al mismo tiempo sin poder expresar todo ese amor por ti? Dime que se siente detenerme cuando quiero besarte hasta que se me adormezcan los labios? Dime que se siente ser y que sepas que eres mi prioridad? Dime como hago para dejar de llorar por ti? Dime como afronto todo esto que siento por ti y no poder expresarlo libremente? Dime que se siente ser más bella que la luna? Dime dime como haces para calentarme más que los rayos del sol? Dime que se siente que te vea con todo este amor y deseo? Dime como es que debo dejar de sentir, si aunque intentándolo no puedo.

Tarde o temprano siempre explota en mi ese amor que siento por ti, en mi silencio, en mi soledad, en mi lugar más privado, ahí se expresa en forma de agonía, donde las lágrimas salen a contar nuestra historia.

Di lo que piensas y expresa lo que sientes.

[cosmicredcadet]

I wish the denmark joke has stayed dead. it is literally the most unfunny asexual joke we got.

[baltimorebullets]

yes i live in one of ✨ the foodie capitals of the world . yes i would kill for some dinner rolls from Basic Suburban Chain Restaurant rn

[haredjarris]

⚠️THIS IS LITERALLY SO FAKE I WANT YOU TO KNOW ITS FAKE IM NOT TRYING TO CONVINCE ANYONE ITS REAL I AM NOT TRYING TO TRICK ANYONE⚠️

⚠️THIS IS LITERALLY SO FAKE I WANT YOU TO KNOW ITS FAKE IM NOT TRYING TO CONVINCE ANYONE ITS REAL I AM NOT TRYING TO TRICK ANYONE⚠️

the pose and the sunglasses just scream traumatised detached tiktokker to me so obviously i had to make this

[d0llh0use-of-h0rr0rz]

"You can't hc that character az gay/lesbian, they canonically dated the opposite gender!" Kys <3

[darkimpetus]

continuing through the KH series with three veterans of the series and one completely new guy who is going into everything blind, yesterday the new guy thought that larxene was an older namine based on the cutscene where she threatens to crush namine's charm. which is a VERY funny thing to confuse and did not cross the rest of our minds as a possible misunderstanding

cue all three of us in call being like "no no no no no. she's gaslighting sora and it's working on you too." we cannot wait to see what happens when the new guy has to grapple with the difference between roxas and ventus

oh and we also have the perfect screenshot because i have never played re:com before (i played com when i was a kid) and so we had to scramble for it

[otter-byte]

not to be "that guy" but holy fuck I refuse to use literally any program with proprietary file types again. Basically the only thing that was left in my workflow that wasn't markdown/json based was powerpoint but I finally learned how to use obsidian slides and fuck it's good. If I can't interact with a programs files purely through the terminal if required, I don't want to use it.

[hazyla]

infinitely funny to me that the shadow knights reincarnate into a high school gang

[dont-ask-spade-queen]

I'd like to see Ralsei :D (yes i'm one of those people who actually read the tags)

wish granted.

too bad you probably left years ago.

sorry.

-MH

[pureposer]

Difficult Person Test

Stolen from: @strawberry-barista

Tagging: Steal it!

"Well that's a falsehood. I'm an easy Being to get along with, it's just everyone else refuses to understand that."

[wri0thesley]

Ok but tell us about ur OCs dicks

sigh. ok. quick picrew party for The Lads.

l-r:

lucas: apparently at some point i wrote on his f-list it was 7 and 1/2 inches which tracks. thick, uncut.

teddy: NOT a yandere just my beloved bear boy occasional yandere victim who is such a stupid masochist. bigger than average. pierced. he’s not actually all that aware of having a big dick, he just knows he gets no complaints.

thorne: ghost pirate captain. he’s only 5’5 and he’s insecure about it but his dick is not proportional to his surprisingly short stature. his come glows and whether or not it’s actually ectoplasm is something as of yet undiscovered.

van: ancient fae forest spirit. seven foot tall. the dick matches the stature. may not actually be biologically something that can be taken. his precome can act as an aphrodisiac/pain-numbing but like he very rarely bothers because he’s got a raging predator/prey kink and he’s usually too excited by the time he catches you. does have a knot.

cass: fucked up sadist artist. thinner than average but longer; definitely an ‘elegant’ dick. he has so far resisted getting dick piercings but he does have nip piercings.

percy: horrible sleep paralysis demon with the ability to change dick at will so it COULD be a mass of writhing tentacles. if he wanted it to be. however usually leaves it at a nice ordinary six and a half inches and just thick enough to hurt.

[imma-lil-teapot]

Okay there's a praying mantis the size of my hand inside! 😱

Right where the ceiling meets the wall. Facing downwards. Perfect take-off position. *Shuts room* Gonna have to be tomorrow's problem and pray it survives the night cause if this sucker flies at me, the neighbours will absolutely presume I'm being murdered.