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iguinn · 1 year

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we normally hate talking about the csa but it is so fucking funny that a few years ago our rapist commited suicide in prison.

#canções do rei #like objectively #he didnt last a month there

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noecoded · 4 months

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ur favorite employee :3

#late for maid day...i actually didnt know until yesterday. and normally its wtv to me but i saw so much cute art... iwas inspired...#asmo wld be the worst cafe employee. shows up an hour after hte shift starts. 45 minutes offtask flirting with customers. 30 minutes preeni #ng in the mirror. leaves shift whenever he feels like it . but hed prob bring major customers in.... SM TIPS....he wld make a good host ...#i got tendonitis?last month in my wrist but i hope to draw more asmo once its normal :3 #i think abt asmotoni every day...my favs foreve...#asmodeus obey me #asmo #mine

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choccy-milky · 18 days

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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO

1 like = 1 prayer

#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment #we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell #looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off #we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol #AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish #but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off #but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far #its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek #but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros #if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO

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dailyloopdeloop · 6 months

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DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #twohat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY #this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle #its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated #into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy #at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :)#meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength #always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party #but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever #until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely #and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!!#siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?!#anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below #also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!

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skunkes · 2 months

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#a doodley #okkk 2022: the torture chamber....i only sparsely drew al and developed talon (he was borned...) bc my mind was occupied with other things.#2023: exiting torture chamber; it took me a tiny little bit to get back to drawing and ''interacting with'' al again but i did it even #though it was a reminder of the Bad bc he's my copium #summer 2023: i view and witness media and suddenly have like 5 fictional men i cant decide on which to focus... and september (talon month)#comes along so I decide to focus on Talon after not touching him much at all throughout the entire year #(forced this btw i did not wanna do it LOL i didnt even remember how to draw him)#september 2023 to now: talon has infiltrated the brain. but i want to swivel back to al #now: i've forgotten how to Talk to al (just like i did in beginning of 2023)#(and just like i forgot how to talk to talon for most of 2023)#so ive kind of just been replaying the smunker cow al daydreams from when they first met #so I can find my way back...retracing my steps #in doing so ive kind of also forgotten how to interact with talon but still havent gotten back to al #so rn my life is so boring without imaginary bf interactions. just the before sleep plot rehashing daydreams...#or sparse visions of em Sometimes #nobody in my brain rn just like the short period last yr and its distressing #what do i draw without a love obsession.....#how do i pass time without it....! so boring. idk what to do #i miss the me of several yrs ago when i was drawing 50 different aus with al....ive downgraded in skill and imagination and creativity #so bad since then. idk. idk. i hope they come back to me soon #maybe i shld just draw al a lot which is how i kickstarted caring abt talon again almost a yr ago ?#hoping i can get him to come back before my surgery i need my big sexy boy nurse for recovery #(complaining abt things usually fixes em for me so im hoping thats the case here)

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irradiatedpiratebooty · 13 days

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Nick Valentine, receiving a mysterious letter that was slid under the door to his office

It's contents read: "yeah, it's us again. Yes we looked in the gutter. Yes we looked in the cabinet. We can't find him anywhere. we're officially labeling Deacon as missing."

He promptly wads it up and throws it in the trash

#he knows within a week he'll get another letter saying some shit like #“disreguard that last letter we discovered he got surgery to look like mr bean and we didnt notice for an entire month”#nick valentine #fallout 4

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crystallizsch · 5 months

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SAVANACLAW ROOK HUNT HELLO????

WHAT’S HE DOING HERE

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT

LIKE WHY IS HE SOOOO

UHHHHHH

VIL WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM????

HOWD HE GO FROM THAT TO DORA THE EXPLORER

#listen i’m not a rook fan at all but DAMN #and to be fr i'd wanna see more of how he went from savanaclaw to pomefiore #also the FUCK is going on over there in jp #they decided that hey lets release clubwear leona and chef azul/ortho today and then land everyone with a bigger blow the next day #well at least they finally have the rest of the tsums 🤧#i totally manifested it last month (i didnt)#jamil is an r card which is tragic 😔#still looking forward to what the card is going to look like though #[—✦ rambling #-✧ bawling #twst jp spoilers #twst jp #rook hunt #-✦—]#also i wish the book 7 update means they’ll be finally going into the other guys’ dreams #SO THEN WITH THIS ROOK CARD DOES THAT MEAN WE'LL GET SOMETHING SIMILAR WITH THE OTHER GUYS????#IM JUST GOING FERAL THINKING ABOUT THIS #IT’S THE SCARABIA DUO AND HEARTSLABYUL GANG IM MOST INTERESTED IN #I NEEEED TO KNOW #ALSO EN IT’S YOUR TURN I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IM EXPECTING NEXT MONTH

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poughkeepsies · 2 years

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the idea of buck being put into a coma by literal lightning is so hysterical to me cause a couple episodes ago the universe was gently trying to tell him not to go through with the donation by creating minor inconveniences but clearly it decided this idiot cannot be trusted to take subtle cues cause the next course of action was to set zeus on his ass

#what was that tag i used when the cursed came out?#oh right->#last time eddie didnt listen to the universe he got gunned down in the middle of la so rip buck i guess #what can i say that i didnt already say before months ago #911 spoilers #evan buckley #911 fox #weewoo brainrot

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forecast0ctopus · 1 year

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dance little guy dance!!!

#ive got a bunch of goofy little things i made for the class i taught last month that im gonna post on here like this lil parappa #hes so little i didnt wanna resize the canvas so hes just 🤏 in the middle lmao #parappa #parappa fanart #parappa the rapper #parappa animation

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nenoname · 2 months

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i don't think i've ever seen it pointed out that a boat that's pretty much definitely episode 2's stan o war is one of the shots in nwhs's cold open

it's even more likely since the other parts of that scene are all relevant; the mystery shack, mcgucket's home showing the laptop+portal countdown and the twins

#gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #+10 emotional damage when i finally noticed this after all these years #but also its kinda amazing how much ep 2 retroactively changes #and it happens twice!!!!#not what he seems #its missing the name but honestly i think the crew didnt want to draw too much attention to it #considering how packed the ep already is #plus we were too busy memeing stan's last line for like 3 months straight

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terrified-spider · 4 months

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I got to participate in the Secret Strahd/Santa on the Misthoppers Discord Server! (:

I was lucky enough to draw @irishandrogyne's Caspian! A reincarnation of Alek!

This was super fun to be a part of; Irishandrogyne, I hope you like it! (:

#shrimp divorce!!#< the misthoppers tag (:#ok rambling time (:#I got so excited seeing that I was drawing caspian and strahd omg #*and* to mess with my Strahd design and give him fluffy hair #i may have change my usual design for him a bit actually.#it was really fun to draw (:#Caspian's outfit is his masquerade one (: I wasn't sure why he was missing his horns (horn? antler(s?)?) in the piece i saw so i hope i did #the right thing adding them #I decided to experiment with some shading this time (:#the black shadows mainly #but that brush i used for the highlights was a new one #i downloaded it the week i started on the first draft of this #then didnt use it for... over a month? idk the last few weeks have been a blur oops #ok normal tag time #digital art #dungeons and dragons #character art #dnd #curse of strahd #alek gwilym #Caspian - other's PC #other's ocs #strahd von zarovich #strahd cos #described art #if/when the piece i got is posted #i'll be sure to reblog/share it here (:

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tomfrogisblue · 6 months

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but yeh nah

seeing the old spawn again and SOME OF THE FUCKING CAPYS has single-handedly made today five thousand times better

#i definitely didnt cry or anything. my eyes were just sweating. a lot.#just that place - even after all the nastiness of the last few months - that place is home #qsmp #happy one year #tqm admins - sorry my streamer immediately cheated his way back to get Sunny's cat bc he wouldnt be Tubbo if he didnt mess with y'all :)

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necrophiliak · 6 months

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#this turned out really good somehow so im posting now instead of waiting like normal :x #oltyx #yenekh #twice dead king #something abt the way oltyx has that schoolboy esque crush kills me #tht kind of soft bashfulness ppl have where they think the other one is sooooooo cool #how i go to sleep at night knowing theyre together forever (very comfortably)#everyone is like omg the flayer king so scary and u meet him and hes hes a sickeningly in love teenager. it hurts my brain.#< wet sniffling. having a moment.#i didnt draw it coz the 'I WANT HIM' is funnier to me bt i wanted to have it like. pleading emoji will u be my boyfriend.#yenekh: i thought we already were i gave u that really nice piece of skin last month #we ate a guys intestines like in 101 dalmations bro #.....................anyway

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reblog-house · 3 months

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Some things can change.

#michael afton #fnaf fanart #fnaf #michael afton fanart #five nights at freddy's #yes he's smoking in the first pic. and he's smoking in a different way in the other. lmao. didnt notice the pun when drawing #anyway hhehehhe i'm so proud of this. i'm loving this painterly style i first developed w the scar drawing. months ago.#i could talk symbolism here on end but i'll let it speak for itself. for you to find. GODDDDDD !!!!!!#THERE'S STUFF I'M *JUST* NOTICING NOW GHAAAAHHH!!!! OF COURSE. OF COURSE! DEFINITELY ON PURPOSE.#these were actually two drawings on a sketchbook. one drawing and then its companion piece.#the orange was just an idea i had to tie them together better *after* figuring out the base colors for the characters. and im so glad of it #my art #i did a last minute change to the foxy mask. i'm glad i added that detail. find it.#tried my hand at an image description. please tell me if i should add anything else. never done one like this before #ANOTHER FUCKING ACCIDENTAL- aughhghh okay #I LOVE ART #okay after a BIG edit onto the ID i think i'm ready to post now. hoo boy. here goes nothing #I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR TWENTY IN POSTING!!!!!!! WHAT. well. and minor art edits. BUT STILL

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tortellinigirl · 10 months

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i think the adult relationship to the childhood dog is something that is so tender and heart-wrenching and important. you are the last vestige of my childhood. you are the sacred keeper of the memories i hold dearest, but you can barely see or hear me anymore. who do i become once you’re gone? where do i turn to remember myself? you’re the last one sitting next to me at the door of a childhood home that no longer exists, waiting patiently for the return of a family that no longer exists. where can i live when you, too, no longer exist? i can’t let go. please don’t make me let go. i know you’ll leave soon. i wish you didn’t have to. but she’s just a dog. her life is short and i will witness her death and i’ve known this from the beginning. i didn’t think it would come so fast. am i ready? have i become someone yet? have i become unrecognizable to her yet? does she still see the child i was? i’m still the child i was. please, don’t forget the child i was. please don’t take her away from me.

#i wrote this and put it in my drafts a few months ago #and now my childhood dog just died and im a complete fucking mess and i keep coming back to this #she was my baby #i got her as a birthday present from my parents #only a couple months before everything fell apart #i didnt know what was going on at home was abuse or that things were bad or that thwy would change #i just knew that my parents got me a puppy so i must be the luckiest girl in the world #and she was with us through all of it #and she knew our pain too #he was the one who wanted to put her in a shock collar #we all cried and begged him not to #she was just as traumatized by him as the rest of us #she was the last thread tying me to a time before i understood how bad things were #i don’t know who to be now #im sorry this is sooooo dramatic #i just loved my puppy #but she was 14 years old and we knew it was coming #i just hoped we’d have her for christmas

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lilamala · 1 month

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my gay son

#aka filet crochet that took me 9 months to complete #this is not new he has been in the closet for about four years. hes auite heavy as well so ive not worn him very often.#anyway to me he's not really a scarf he's just a big old rectangle to me #and the blocking on this is actually sooo bad bc as u may be able to tell that thing is gigantic and i ran out of black thread and the stor #where i bought it way on summer break so i bought black thread somewhere else and i thought it was the same yarn weight but it was ever so #slightly thicker so the last ~10 rows are really wavy. thats issue no 1 the second problem with the hugeness was that i just had nowhere i #could block it on so i mcgyvered a solution which was a wool blanket tucked over my sheets and i blocked it on there and i wore my #bathing suit to sit on it to block bc it didnt work any other way. and then come night time of course it was still wet (even tho i pointed #blowdryer at it for so long that the blowdryer switched off by itself due some child safety mechanism) and i had to take it off my bed so i #could sleep on it. so yes the blocking is a bit wonky #crochet #mine

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