#he found happiness in hell iy

[thek1ngtalks]

Hate being morally torn by a fictional setting that bears no weight

[chilschuck]

Hear me out...

Witch/mage half-foot reader x chilchuck? Iy would be cute i think?

Maybe they have that carefree, mad hatter-y vibe that makes chil grow white hairs every single moment lol

(sorry for any mistakes, english isnt my first language)

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ THIS IS SUCH A CUTE IDEA and i hope i did it justice!!! struggling to write for some reason lately but i got this out for you and i’m so happy that i finished it!!

— CHILCHUCK: x mage half-foot!reader.

꒰ warnings: ꒱ none, sfw + gn!reader!

꒰ wc: ꒱ 570

✦ hope this turned out okay!!! i am trying to get out at least one request a day! <3 enjoy!!

✦ You made it very known you were interested in joining the party, and Laios suggested it wouldn’t be too bad to have another magic user around. Since no one had really any objections to it, you became the party’s second half-foot member.

✦ With a smaller amount of mana than other races, you used your magic in smaller bursts. Even with having to be more observant of when you used it, you were definitely more of a carefree soul than the other members.

✦ Running headfirst into whatever monster made an appearance was common for you, and Chilchuck grabbing you by the collar and pulling you to safety with him was as well. You seemed to have a knack for making Chilchuck grow more gray hairs, whether it be by scaring the hell out of him with reckless behavior or disappearing for a span of time before popping up right behind him. (He didn’t want to guess what exactly you went off to do.)

✦ Chilchuck, when given the chance, would grab you by your shoulders to get onto you about your reckless behavior. To his dismay, you usually gave him that sly, carefree grin you always did. You two were definitely polar opposites in some regards, and Chilchuck had to routinely keep his heart from stopping when you put yourself in danger.

✦ That isn’t to say you weren’t skilled at what you do: even Chilchuck knew you had talent. It was more so that you had a bit more fun than needed, which caused the already older half-foot to feel like he’s aging more.

✦ All his concerns and reprimanding aside, he really did enjoy your company. Maybe it was your whimsical sort of outlook or the way you carried yourself, but he was definitely drawn to you. The first time he realized this was when you scared him so badly that he thought he had lost you. After letting him know you were fine and that it’s nothing some healing won’t fix up, he knew you had begun to grow on him.

✦ You made sure to tease him about his concern over your wellbeing, letting him know you were more than capable of taking care of yourself. Maybe even purposefully putting him on edge with some of your shenanigans just to see him freak out a little.

✦ Secretly, Chilchuck admired how gutsy you were, even if your mad hatter-like personality gave him heart palpitations. He wondered what it must be like to not have any concerns like that, sometimes catching his attention being solely on you and your work.

✦ It didn’t help that you and your personality were pretty charming, after all. Maybe he even found it cute how engrossed in certain aspects of magic you’d get. And how excited you got when you succeeded at something. Also how you’d sometimes catch yourself daydreaming and get lost in thought. The list goes on, much to his dismay.

✦ The half-foot would always deny it, but sometimes Marcille sees the way he looks at you and absolutely teases him. Apparently, it reminds her of a romance novel she read once, about a grumpy man and this mage that taught him how to live life to the fullest. Chilchuck swatted her away, trying his best to ignore the feeling in his chest at that. He definitely has some thinking to do… (And feelings to acknowledge!!)

— dividers by @/cafekitsune! <3

[lunaslashsea]

Crossover Fanfic Recs

The Addams Family/Harry Potter

'Family Values' by Ishtar Petunia Dursley discovers that taking care of two small boys is too much for her, so she passes the guardianship of Harry Potter over to a distant relative — Morticia Addams. With Harry growing up in a very different type of Family, Dumbledore desperately tries to get him back. But the Harry Potter who finally arrives at Hogwarts, along with his "cousins" Pugsley and Wednesday, will be nothing like what Dumbledore expects.

The Addams Family/Rise of the Guardians

'Nightmares for Christmas' by Neyiea Not all children are happy that their nightmares have disappeared, and as such North finds himself receiving a very unexpected letter several days before Christmas.

Big Hero 6/The Martian

'Big Hero Martian' by althor42 There would have been no rescue for Mark, if NASA had not noticed he was still alive. Unless of course, a certain Big Hero noticed instead.

Big Hero 6/Marvel

'Magnets for Trouble' by PitViperOfDoom Months after Callaghan's downfall, Hiro receives a surprise in the mail: a special invitation to this year's Stark Expo. With Fred for company, he leaves the protection of the city temporarily in the hands of the rest of the team and flies across the country to meet the man with twice the brains and bank account of Alistair Krei and several times the infamy.

But of course, it can't be that simple, can it? Really, after how his last expo went, he should have seen this coming.

Bleach/Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

'Teamwork for Hire' by junko After the defeat of Aizen, Ichigo has lost his superpowers but not his skills so he's been hiring himself out to any sports team looking for a strong player. When Nagisa Hazuki approaches Ichigo to join the Iwatobi High School Swimming Club, something piques Ichigo's interest…

Bleach/Harry Potter

'Crazy=Genius' series by blackkat Minerva McGonagall isn't about to let Harry go back to the Dursleys after his first year. She finds an alternative, and along the way, Bazzard Black finds that he might have more family left than he'd ever thought.

'Lost Boys' by glacis After the Triwizard fiasco, Harry leaves Britain behind for a new life. Uryuu befriends Ichigo at a much younger age. Sirius escapes. Points converge and lost boys find a family. Isshin fails. So does Ryuuken. Kisuke finds a friend. Ukitake covers and cleans up. Fate changes.

'There May Be Some Collateral Damage' by metisket Ichigo's been ordered to go undercover at a magic school to bodyguard a kid named Harry Potter, and this would be fine, except that he's about as good at bodyguarding as he is at magic. And he considers it a good day, magic‐wise, if he hasn't set anything on fire.

Bleach/Hunger Games

'Storm the World with Reckless Abandon' by SSAerial So due to one of Urahara's failed experiments that Ichigo unluckily got a full blast of (because life hates him and trouble is attracted to him like a clingy fangirl he could do without), Ichigo ends up in a dystopian universe where people take perverse pleasure in watching kids fight to the death. Which just, no. So Panem now has to deal with a pissed of Ichigo who's determined to stop the Hunger Games and pummel Snow to the ground. And Panem doesn't have a snowball chance in hell in stopping him.

Bleach/Lord of the Rings

'Behold the Flowing Years' by Straight‐Outta‐Hobbiton Ichigo escapes his dimension to start anew, away from the memories of death and friendships past that he can't seem to put to rest. Rohan is a beautiful country, and Théoden is a good king, but evil only grows stronger within the borders of Mordor, and Ichigo finds himself once more forced to protect those whom he has grown to love.

Bleach/Marvel

'Foreign Recruit' by SSAerial Ichigo doesn't know where to start. He has no friends, no family, no personal attachments to the world he got dumped into. The Soul King never specified what he was supposed to do in a world where technology is ahead of its time and aliens and secret governments exist. As for the people he has to deal with… Well, it isn't like he hasn't dealt with colorful personalities before.

Bleach/Naruto

'All My Ghosts are at Rest' series by Zakad An older Ichigo and Uryu leave Soul Society and all its problems behind to search for the near-mythical homeland of a particular Shiba ancestor. They find the Elemental Countries and one little boy who is desperate need of a family.

'Bite' by blackkat Orochimaru and his sons crash‐land in Karakura. Soul Society is most definitely not prepared for what's coming.

'A New Home' by Rain1701 In an effort to save her life and freedom, Hitsugaya Toshiro winds up landing head‐first in the Naruto universe two months before the start of canon. Not much stays the same after that.

'Soul of Fire' by Zeionia aka Disturbed After being betrayed by Soul Society, Ichigo and his sisters leave Karakura behind to find shelter with the remains of their grandfather's clan in the Land of Fire. Instead of the peaceful life they were hoping for, they reach Konoha just as a new danger appears to threaten the Uzumaki. Heart‐broken and tired of fighting, will Ichigo be able to protect his sisters and his new home?

Bleach/Stargate

'Stardust' by Vathara What if some Alterans found another way to survive the Wraith? Five thousand years before the Stargate opens, contact with creatures of energy changes the way of life for an Alteran colony…

Card Captor Sakura/Harry Potter

'Cardcaptor Harry' by LunaStorm In which both Albus Dumbledore and Clow Reed would have done well to remember that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in any philosophy… or predicted by the most imprecise branch of magic…

Doctor Who/Marvel

'Alien Taskforce' by TheSovereigntyofReality Just because S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers didn't listen to Tony after the Battle of New York, it doesn't mean no one did.

Downton Abbey/Marvel

'Tony Stark Meets an Extremely Unimpressed Time Traveler, or, Thomas Barrow Makes a Surprisingly Good 21st Century Butler' by Alex51324 In which Tony Stark ditches a boring party, makes an addition to the household staff, throws a much better party, and tries not to sexually harass his new butler.

Or, In which Thomas Barrow has a little trouble getting home from the pub, is generally unimpressed with many aspects of the 21st century, never thought of himself as a conservative dresser before, and may or may not be falling in lust with his new employer.

Gilmore Girls/Stargate

'Physics of the Spin' by Mhalachai Rory Gilmore always thought she was Christopher Hayden's daughter, but things are a little more complicated than that…

Good Omens/Supernatural

'Misfire' by VivatRex Crowley finds himself in another universe; Aziraphale goes to fetch him. In the meantime, Team Free Will has to figure out what to do with the 6,000 year old demon that won't stay in a devil's trap and keeps rooting through Dean's vinyl collection. Shenanigans ensue.

Gundam Wing/Naruto

'Worlds Apart' by Mieren Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong?

Harry Potter/Marvel

'Behind the Shield' by GeeEs It was a good thing the new scientist, Dr. Harry Evans, was working out so well. Because nothing else was going Fury's way. And that was before Loki made off with the Tesseract and some of his people. Maybe AU to Mortem Cantor by Kyandua.

'How Harry Failed to Conquer New York' by Impossible_Insanity

'I See The Moon' by hctiB‐notsoB While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well… beggars can't be choosers.

'Mischief's Heir' series by mad_fairy Mostly Harry Potter with the addition of Loki in the first parts

'Mortem Cantor' by Kyandua After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong?

'On Punching Gods and Absentee Dads' by Enigmaris Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god.

'Safeguard' by esama The Chitauri invasion launches a whole new age – for everyone.

Inuyasha/Yu Yu Hakusho

'Devoted' by Ookami‐chan Loving someone means seeing to it that they receive nothing but the very best of care. In all things.

'Healing Soul' by Trelweny Rosephoenixwolf Canon, IY slightly alternate ending, BG blend but more manga than anime; YYH boys' last year of school but otherwise through series, anime only.

'By Any Other Name' by Deviant Nature Kagome's return after an unexplained, prolonged absence leaves her family with questions she refuses to answer except to assure that it's over. While she attempts to readapt to the present, Kurama is feeling the pressures of human society's expectations. But the solutions to his troubles aren't as straight‐forward as he had hoped. Note: Unrated version is on MediaMiner.net as 'Par Tout Autre Nom'

Harry Potter/Ranma 1/2

'Harry Hibiki and the Philosopher's Stone' by USA_Tiger On the night Voldemort attacks the Potter's home, a completely different person finds Harry before Sirius Black or Hagrid. Harry is found and adopted by Nerima's very own eternal lost boy Ryoga Hibiki! Soon Harry will be joining his classmates at Hogwarts but how will Hogwarts handle this kind of Harry? And how does it affect the prophecy, what is the 'power he knows not?

Harry Potter/Sherlock

'The Avalon Seven' by sifshadowheart Major Non‐Canon A/U, Harry is treated for abuse and massive injuries by John Watson as a John Doe. To help solve the mystery of the battered boy John calls in his partner Sherlock — whose father has much more information about his patient than John ever thought possible. Turning to an old acquaintance, Siger Holmes contacts the Lord of the Most Ancient and Noble House of Wallace…Harry's rightful guardian.

First several chapters will be covering Pre‐Hogwarts years, story starts with Harry at age four so it'll be a while before any sort of slash or real conflict happens. Very political fic with lots of twists and turns. Because the plot‐bunnies won't leave me alone!

'Magnificent' by esama The birth of the Ministry of Magic and his relationship with the British Government.

'Whispers in Corners' by esama Everything started with a stumble — his new life in a new world as well as his surprisingly successful career as a medium.

Harry Potter/Sherlock/Star Trek

'Harder Choices' by sifshadowheart Post‐Avalon Seven A/U…a.k.a. This is what happens when plot‐bunnies start mating and multiplying.

Hadrian saves Earth…at a cost

Hetalia/Naruto

'An Englishman in Konoha' by pupeez4eva Itachi Uchiha is a strange child, who regularly converses with things no one else can see, drinks far too much tea, and has a strong and unyielding obsession with being the best big brother ever (or, in a world where England is reborn into the Naruto universe, Itachi ends up a little…different).

The Hobbit/Sherlock

'All Things Old and New' by teacup_of_doom All around the world, people are remembering past lives. Bilbo Baggins discovers that Tookish streaks can span lifetimes — and can have unintended, hilarious, consequences.

Katekyou Hitman Reborn!/Naruto

'Force of Nature' by Ramabear (RyMagnatar) He had died— honorably, he'd like to think, despite living as a villain and an assassin for over half a century— and that, as far as Xanxus had ever figured, would be the end of that. No heaven. No hell. Just life when you were breathing and nothingness when you stopped.

Except that it didn't, quite, turn out that way. Except he came back as the son of the kindest, sometimes saddest father in the world. In both worlds. A father that he knew, without a doubt, to be his flesh and blood. All at once, Xanxus had everything he'd wanted as a child. A home. A family. Stability. And he was going to fight like hell and beat down anyone who tried to take it from him, no matter what his age.

(In which Sakumo raises a son who speaks multiple languages from birth, all of them gibberish to the poor single father jounin, spits vulgarity with the same ease as he does his praise and burns with an unshakable determination to build himself a family that will not fall, no matter who or what is thrown against it.)

'Uchiha Kyōya' by Tsume_Yuki In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just…

The middle child.

Marvel/Sherlock

'In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead' by TheDullYellowEye … and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.

Naruto/One Piece

'Lost Uzumaki' by Silver Dragonfly (lillikira) Shanks was used to strange meetings on the various islands of the Grand Line. However, this one was unusual even for the Grand Line. A Lost Uzumaki is found and Naruto has no plans of not becoming part of his family. (A Series of Snapshots about the finding of lost family.)

Naruto/Pern

'One World's Tragedy is Another World's ...Gain?' by Foodmoon Pern goes to hell in a handbasket. Ir'ca tries to rescue the future of dragonkind by being a thief and somehow ends up in the Land of Fire. It's probably a good thing Kakashi handed over the Hat a while back...

Naruto/Sherlock

'Deduction in Shadows' by GremlinSR Shikaku just wanted to finish his paperwork before lunch so he could squeeze in an afternoon nap. His plans are derailed by a six year old orphan when she sneaks into his office with proof that somebody has been kidnapping the children of Konoha and covering it up.

He never does end up getting that nap.

Or: A Holmes is reborn into the ninja village Konoha. Chaos ensues

Rise of the Guardians/Marvel

'Constellations of Old' by kuroi_atropos When the Man in the Moon recognizes Thor as a representative of Asgard, he decides to send the Guardians of Childhood to ask for help vanquishing the last of shadows, as well as a few other things he could use some help with.

'Winter Gods' by avearia The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revelation that Santa is real.

[captain039]

The girl with the bow chapter 12

Sorry guys its been so long but here it is!

Daryl dixon x reader

Sunmary: separated again you move to terminus everyone regrouped only to face new problems.

Warnings: gore, light swearing.

First the people then the walkers driving you out of your office home. Everyone separated again as you ran with Daryl. You couldn't handle this not being able to stay in one spot for longer then a week you wanted a break, like the prison a life, a home.

Eating squirrel and living in more fear was once again your life though you had Daryl, things felt like nothing went right like you weren't deserving of it. Moving forward like always your legs were tired your body drained physically and mentally, Daryl could see it always could he searched for a house town anything so you could rest. You both found a small gas station checking inside clearing iy before heading into the backroom boarding it up. You sighed sitting on the cold group Daryl out like he was shopping for food, you chuckled at the thought Daryl shopping. You snorted quietly as he came back something behind his back.

"Whats that?" You asked as he revealed a brand new compound bow you gasped looking at it as he handed it to you. You lost yours in the office damn people you smiled hugging him tightly as he grunted sitting down.

"Got some beans" he said you nodded as you started a small fire heating them up. You both ate in silence as exhaustion took over you.

"Get some sleep" Daryl said as you yawned.

"You need it too" you whispered as he rolled his eyes sitting next you. You put your head on his shoulder closing your eyes.

"Wake me at midnight or ill stick an arrow through your dick" you muttered as he tensed up seeing you smirk to yourself. He sighed as your light snores filled his ears he couldn't stay awake much longer he let his eyes close leaning his head against yours as he let sleep consume him.

Waking up you smiled hearing his small snores his head was resting on your shoulder now as you brushed his hair out of his face. It woke him up as you smacked yoursf mentally, you kissed him on the gead as he relaxed back down sighing.

"Told ya" you said he grumbled sitting up yawning and stretching.

"Lets get moving" he said you nodded grabbing your new bow. You both walked the rail way when you saw a map. TERMINUS it had in big writing, THOSE WHO ARRIVE SURVIVE written under it.

"They must be there" you whispered Daryl looked skeptical but followed your lead. Reaching Terminus in a day or too you were welcomed by a woman named Joe she showed you around when you found your people. You all embraced happy to be together once again. Like magnets always drawn back to each other. It wasn't to bad of a place walls, security, food it was almost like the prison. Something was off though you could all feel it but tried to ignore it happy to have walls. You went out one night taking watch when you spotted three men one with a bag over his head and being dragged. You frowned following them silently to a area you haven't been, you were told it was out of bounds now you knew why. They slaughter the man in cold blood as they did others lined up by a bath tub you covered your mouth in horror rushing back to your group.

"They're killing people for no reason" you whispered.

"The hell" Daryl muttered.

"See your all awake thanks to your friend here" a man said behind you, you were surrounded by guns you went for your bow cursing when you didnt have it. Reason why they took your weapons. You were stuck in a train carrige bound together as you mumbled against the rag in your mouth. You hugged pointing to the jaggered wood piece as Carl nodded slipping over quietly not to disturb the gaurd outside.

"We got Carol on the outside with guns" Rick said in a very hushed tone everyone nodded.

"How we get out there though?" Michonne asked.

"Working on it" Rick said as you sighed. Carl got free removing everyons mouth rags as you breathed in deeply.

"These people are killers no doubt they gonna come after us" Abraham said as you nodded.

"We kill 'em first and take their stuff" Rick said quietly.

"How about the part we get out?" You questioned when the door opened you were dragged out along with Rick, Daryl, Michonne, Glenn and Maggie. You fought but couldnt win as you were taken to the place those men and woman were killed. You saw the leader standing by the bath tub as everyone was sat down you shivered your eyes being covered with rag.

"Im sorry to do this but your a danger to us" he hissed as your breathing increased heavily you tried to lean into the closest person earning a kick to the side. You whimpered quietly hearing a raged grunt from Daryl.

"Stop" you whispered to him as he stolped moving panting heavily.

"I thought you were good people you know a big group surviving like that its impressive" the leader said as you rolled your eyes. It was trust a bond, family.

"Noe you'll die" he said when shooting rang out your blindfold slipped as you shook your head kicking your head back into the mans crouch everyone following. You all got free somehow missing the fire grabbing guns and knives as you shot down the people. You and Daryl went for the leader putting a bullet between his eyes. You got your weapons reclaimed leaving some people alive as you took medicine, food and other supplies.

"Anyone ever comes after us we'll make sure you go through hell" Rick growled as everyone nodded frightened. Another day another victory this time.

Tags@jodiereedus22 sorry xD

[vatsunara]

It was crazy

I had spider children who are wonderful amd make great party decorations. Yet I get them to do iy in such a way that no one knows they're in a room full of baby spiders making cool decorations. Apparently I had regular children amd robot children too. Yet my just got her period daughter doesn't know about them as I unclogged the toilet for her but used ut befire that. She's kinda at that age... So I had to go downstairs to another room and keep people out of it. Not before taking some of a girls really yummy omelette sandvich though. She didn't want to give it up and I totally understand. Yet after that I could rotate my spider children in to say hi to all of them, give them praise, see how they're doing, amd tell thrm I love them. Then the rooms closing time came around and I was so sad and started crying. I didn't get to say hi to all of them and love them so much as they left without the room closer noticing. Then reading a paper about kaneki with a hell hound might be coming to kill me. Then remembering one of my spider chuldren Kou that is also a humanoid robot is friends with him. As I scream to him about his friend possibly coming to kill me. That I need him down stairs now to stop his friend before they get here or at least downstairs when they do. While I enchant the kitchen so that Kaneki and his hound can't get in. Which doesn't ever work for some reason in most dreams. So K&H come crashing through my front door and to the kitchen where I am. While I still try to enchant the kitchen into a barrier while screaming for Kou. Who eventually arrives downstairs and stops things right after K&H get into the kitchen. So after that I go with my goldish yellow robot spider son to say hi to his sliver robot friend that he brought over. I hug my son and ask how he's doing since he hasn't been home in a while and because he's scratched up. He says he's fine and has to look that way in order to blend in. I love my robot spider son so much. Then I went up front to check on OXIII since they were at mu place and sone where on thr balcony and outside. I think my sis kept fucking up my food in the fridge and didn't save/use it properly. Which was upsetting since I was worried about Axel. He hadn't come back yet and Xald and Xig told me he was outside. Xem was being dramatic at the pool. I just wanted to cuddle and hold Axel since I knew he was going through a hard time. I spotted him and fed him a bit. Then it relooped and I was told Axel was going to do something so I jumped off the balcony shoeless amd hugged him tight. He said after his brother passes from Luekemia, he would follow. I didn't want him to and was kinda confused since it felt like i read that there's a cure for it. I held Axel tightly as I looked it up but didn't say anything since I wanted to be sure. Yet fir some reason Saix went beserk and tried to kill Axel. Then both of us since I wouldn't let axel go/protected tried ti protect him from tge attacks. It didn't work too well but I was able to grab isa keyblade sword out of his hand and cure axel and i. Other members of oxiii tried to help out. So then i cured axel and i. which for some reason made axel and his bro reborn and his brother was healthy. Then they aged rapidly. Axel to his nirmal ate and his brother was still young but not as if he was just born anymore. Axel was super happy but later we fou found out he got luekimia again. Then a little animal creature that was taking care of him tolds us that it seems that no matter the time line, he gets it. Axel and I don't know what to do.

[ioistan]

happy birthday bubba!!!

it’s phoenix aka pho aka bubba aka @kangspeach birthday so here’s a list of some running jokes/memories between us and a heartfelt message at the end because i protec but i also attac

anyways u should probs only read if ur pho because i’m not trigger tagging this post but it’ll be under a read more

no one handles can handle

id ride his dick into the sunset

the roast pig is p hood

ivonique

good lucky buddy

dead god

sHUR THE HECK UP

hot topic is love hot topic is life

the only major ones i temember is christams

trig can go burb

omg thats so cure

kwedn of urls

imma right u

hopefully theres some good stuff at ur th maxx

what is wrong w me todat

idk a hoya i only know a daniel

what is going on here on this here day yoy binch

a hand fetish? in my good christian neighborhood?

sehun could fuck me ear if he asked 

6/18/17 kylee and winnie meet

i found ya you little slut

#giveroserecognition2kforevef

the minion kink

a feast of minick (minion dick) and minussy (minion pussy)

“would u give him the minussy” “okay”

there so go

whatever the fuck our first conversation was

all i remember is designer eye bags, dan, and toxic hellscapes

free the tiddy

chug the windex to cue urself of all ailments

support the winnie cause

“man i hope winnies dad chokes on air-obamas departure speech 2k17″

yes because im capable of taking five dicks at a time

ride the thigh into the sunset

when he hitting it from behind and he growl babdook

the babadook fanclub

dangerous noodle duo

ur the noddle curlier than all the other noodles

can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bronut and a shot of dude milk?

no homo broski

luhans arms

the koreeb phase

furries #neverforgeturfursona

ur deviantart died with a furry icon

nonbinary queen #1 and #2

shut the heck ur mouth

were u commented rawr x3 on my gfs pix??

so what if i was huh

fite meh !1!!1!1!!1 “pulls out flowing green radioactive scythe

come at me!!1!1!1!1!!1 *pulls out purple cat shaped shuriken*

sdudenly i cnanto rdea–

baby eater

xXxEdGeLoRdXxX

edgy emo pornstars

the furry sc adventures

im crying they rlly memed iy

“BITHC U DONT NEED SCREENSHOTS ANYTIME ANYDAY ID RIDE THAT MAN INTO THE SUNSET” i dont even know who this was about send help

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D A R K T I D D I E S S H O W M E T H E B R O K E N L A W S O F P H Y S I C S

MY ULT BIAS LUHANNIR

ur magcon phase

ur one direction phase

the holy emo trinity

tao and wendy are sex gods apparently

emo furry phase

ur deviantart icon was a scene furry

im gonna fucking did

omg ur 5sos phase

u admitted ud be jealous of vivi if sehun gave them more attention than u

#getonurknees4yixing2k16

ridr

the monsta x bias bet that we gave up on like 2 months into

wjohnny

phtaphon

wjtaphon

june 2016 when i asked u for chinese food and u said no and im bring this up to my deathbed and beyond

forever grude

drudge

grudge

FUCK

EARLESS PHO

JUST LIKE THE ANIME CHARACTERS I DREW

NO EARS

u drew charas w ears wdym!!!

FURRIES

F U R R I E S W E A R S

“id set u on fire if u sent me a used cactus” “guess u should set me on firr”

“ur mans a furry just like u. furry^2″ “leave us ALONE”

the anon hate

“U SNET THAT 2 ME, UNDER MY ROOF, THE DAY OF MY DAUGHTERS WEDDING, SHAT ALL OVER MY GARLIC BREAD,”

the tongue emoji debate

“ur tongue is too pink “at least our tongue doesnt look like it caught the bubonic plague”

“hoya who? i only need cheesy garlic bread to make me sq***t”

baboon > bab

thigh riding team competition?? what the fuck were we on my dude

nutted so hard my nuts flew off

situp competition with ur ex

#keepurcoochiessafe2k16

kink s a m e

3d design guy that ended up being a closet ussr lover

lamao

lmoa

gonna best u up

dont let the selfies glop, uh dont let the selfies glop UH

hand sink mayhaps

ho(rt)

“also five years ull be a loaf of bread how do u feel” “i hope chanyeol eats me”

ur shinee bias? ot5

hoeror

gOROR

HOROR

the xiumin bias dilemma

mystic messenger craze 

“who at the top of ur hit list” “u”

midnight cinderella screenshot

the phos reciepts folder on my phone

my memes folder has more potential then my future

“no nothing u cried after stepping on ur stuffed animal??? that’s so innocent. how r u so pure and nasty at the same time”

xfivesvcondsofhorrorx

“gomen ne! gomen’nasai!! i haven’t been posting recently but-”

makoto tachibana and haruka nanase have returned to their well-deserved places in my heart and i’m sure they’re not leaving anymore”

ONE TRUE PAIRING U BAKA

the furry commission

the booty poem that some1 commissioned u to write

elephants with hair debate’our failed snapchat streaks

anyways i hope u got a good laugh out of that because i know i certainly did because some of the shit we sent each other was wild

anyways where do i even begin!! happy birthday to my bubba, my babdook fanclub vice president, my nonbinary queen #1, my ride or die, ½ of my dangerous noodle duo!!!! it’s been a long 2?? years together and i hope we spend even more than that!! you’ve been there for me thru thick and thin, through the ups and downs, through my oanic attacks and dilemmas, and im glad we’ve stuck through!!! you’ve made so many jokes with me, hell it’s so nice that you’re someone i can talk to about anything no matter how strange, nasty, or borderline uncomfortable and not be judged for it!! i love the fact that when i’m at a low and i don’t feel like talking u don’t complain about me avoiding a conversation and we just go right back to it!! ur the strongest, kindest, most hardworking and dedicated individual i’ve met and thru the odds you’ve always come out better and better, and i love my typo queen. i hope being 145 is a year that treats u well, after all u aren’t half way to thirty forever, only 6 months actually ;P my fave fetus and my fave shorty, i’m glad we’ve been able to grow together. from 13 to grandmas, remember? also hey if we’re both single at 45 we should just get married and adopt a bunch of pets because i’m so down for that. i love having a non judgemental, open minded friend that i can talk about anything with, that entertains my 3am thoughts and listens to me fangirl despite the fact that some of our fandoms dont even interlap anymore. ur the kindest, sweetest, funniest, and most photogenic person i’ve ever met, and i’m glad i can meme it to death with you!!!! happy birthday pho, and never forget: there so go!

[scenarioslovers]

Valentine Drabbles #3 | Baekhyun, You

Not really a drabble.

Requested by @parked-jimins​; Dare + Misunderstanding: I would clear up that misunderstanding for you. Even if you hated me

Words count: 1234 (OMG!! Ikr!!)

Turning around and around and around. Once it stopped, your friends started to cheer up as you sighed, looking down on your lap. You lost five times already and the plenty was to drink soft drinks and you could drink anymore. You stomach hurt and you felt dizzy from the sugar rush.

What you hated the most about Truth or Dare is that you never chose Truth. You hated people digging into your life through a silly game. Plus Dare sounded more fun.

So even though you were full and couldn’t drink anymore soda, you chose Dare again.

Reaching for a drink your friend stopped you, holding your hand. “You will have a different dare this time. Enough soda.”

Your eyes Twinkled in happiness as your friend had just saved your life. “What should I do?”

One of the boys playing with you, held the bottle as he hummed. “Kiss the first boy that will enter the cafeteria. No excuse, you have to kiss without explanation and leave right away.”

Rolling your eyes, you nodded, knowing that you couldn’t refuse. You lost the game again. It definitely wasn’t your day. “Fine.”

Focusing on the cafeteria’s door, with every girl entering there was a groan followed by. Until he came in and you froze. Gulping hard. Why did it have to be him, out of everyone?

Well, it is better him than anyone else anyway. You thought.

“Oh god, it’s Baekhyun.” One of the girls said, in disbelieve.

“You still have to do it. You would have done it if it was a professor too.” The boy snickered and you glared at him, wishing to kick his ass for giving you such a dare.

“Fine.” You stood up and approached Baekhyun, your childhood friend. The guy who had decided to break up his friendship with you when you were in the middle school.

He didn’t notice you, he was looking at Heerin. The petite girl who looked like a doll. You saw her with Baekhyun many times and you assumed that there was something going on between them. But since you didn’t want to know anything about Baekhyun anymore, you just ignored anything he did and didn’t give it much attention.

“Hey, Baekhyun.”

Baekhyun stopped in his track. His eyebrows raised when he saw you, but you didn’t give him the chance to ask any question as you grabbed him and kissed him right away and in front of everyone. You felt his tension beneath your touch and heard your friend cheering loudly for you.

Breaking the kiss, you didn’t dare to look at Baekhyun as you turned around and left right away, returning to your friends, after you murmured a soft apology.

Baekhyun stood frozen in his place. The kiss was so fast and took him off guards that he couldn’t react. Looking beside him, he saw Heerin looking at him with wide eyes and wide mouth. She shook her head as she turned and left with her friends. What did just happen? Y/N kissed him in front of the girl he likes.

He clenched into the present bag that he was carrying to give to Heerin. He had planned to confess his feelings to her, but once again... Once again Y/N embarrassed him and destroyed everything. Would Heerin accept him now after what happened?

Anger raised inside of him, Baekhyun walked over to you. Without thinking, he grabbed your arm, spinning you around. You suddenly found yourself face to face with the angry Baekhyun you had always known. Baekhyun who snapped at you, telling you not to appear in front of him again. Even after 7 years he was still the same.

“Baekhyun...” You still couldn’t look at him. Remembering how his lips felt even though it was so quickly.

“Let’s talk outside.”

Before you could protest, Baekhyun was dragging you with him outside of the cafeteria. Once you were away from eyes, Baekhyun let go of your arm aggressively, making you tremble a few steps backwards.

“What’s wrong with you, Baek?” You snapped out at him.

“What is wrong with you? You just kissed me in front of everyone. What the hell was that.” Baekhyun snapped back at you, pointing at you angrily to make his point clear that the one at fault was you.

“It was just a kiss. What’s the big deal?” You rolled your eyes as you threw your hands in the air.

“Why would you kiss me? We aren’t even friends anymore. Do you have feelings for me?”

Even though it was true. You had had feelings for him, but not anymore. And it wasn’t why you kissed him in the first place. “It’s not like this. It was a stupid dare. What would I do?”

“Leave me alone, maybe? You had destroyed everything again.” Frustrated, Baekhyun kicked the trash bin that was right beside him. You gasped in surprised, eyes widening. Did you really do something wrong?

“What do you mean?”

Throwing a warped present at you, Baekhyun looked at the ground as he said. “It’s over anyway. There is no use of this anymore. It’s your fault, so you threw it away.” He turned around and left you alone with a mysterious wrapped gift.

Could it be...? You held the present in your hand, turning it around until you saw a little message written on a small card.

To Heerin

Would you accept my feelings for you? I love you.

You closed your eyes tightly. You couldn’t believe what you had done. Heerin was right there in the cafeteria, she probably saw you two kissing. Or to be exact she saw you kissing him.

Holding into the present tightly, you started to run around the campus, looking for Heerin. If Baekhyun though you were a useless friend, If Baekhyun hated you this much, at least this was the last thing you could do for him.... As a childhood friend.

Finally finding her, you walked over to her, panting hard. “Yah, Heerin.”

Heerin looked at you, surprised at first, but then frowned. “What do you want?” “I want to ask you something? Do you love Baek by any chance?”

Heerin looked away. You noticed how her cheeks turned slightly pink. “E-even if I do. He likes you. You two are so close.”

“We? No, no, no. You are mistaken. Baekhyun doesn’t love me. He doesn’t even like me. And we used to be close, not anymore.”

“But you...”

“Ah, about what happened in the cafeteria? Well, it was a stupid dare with my friends. I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. But please, don’t leave Baekhyun.”

“It was a game?”

You nodded, with a painful smile. You weren’t sure if what you were doing right now; right or wrong, but you didn’t want to give Baekhyun a reason to hate you more. Especially when you missed the old days together with him so much.

“Sorry again. And by the way, he may also have the same feelings as you.” You gave her the present that Baekhyun told you to throw away. “I kind of messed his plan and he wanted to kill me a while ago...” You laughed nervously. “Please, don’t misunderstand our relationship.”

“Thank you, Y/N.” Heerin’s smile widened, before taking a sprint. Probably looking for Baekhyun. At least you cleared a misunderstanding this valentine.

Not to mention, you got to kiss Baekhyun. One last time.

This is more of angst!! not really the fluff type for valentine :( Actually I’m not really satisfied with this scenario, but still I hope you enjoyed reading iy

Ask box is still open for Valentine drabbles