#he is also still holding the Comcast modem hostage until they pay him the $91 they owe him

[luulapants]

For everyone in the notes of the wood glue post asking if they can borrow my dad, please know that this week he spent forty minutes on the phone explaining to me (again) about how cardiologists are all part of a scam to sell Medicare Advantage plans. He had heart surgery this year. He will not go to the cardiologist because they are a scam.

What I'm saying is I'm implementing a "no returns" policy. He's your problem now. He needs his dentures redone. He cannot move away from the Chicago suburbs because Jewel Osco brand lime seltzer is the only thing he will drink. Good luck.