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oogies-art · 2 years

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mmmmm I love mY SLAB OF SPAM and BAG OF BONES mmmmmmmm

#beavis and butthead #oogies art #oogie draws #I FUCkIng #love FARTVIS #sm #hes so #idk how to explain it #its not bc hes hot its bc he Is genuinely just gross enough and sensible enough to make me attracted to him #farthead on the other hand #that's another story for another day #he is not hot bc he is my SON #in a weird way yknow #like my 46 year old son that I want to help recover and also slap him silly

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chaos0pikachu · 1 year

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where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"

#one piece #one piece live action #sanlu #zolu #this is not a zosan safe space don't even try it wit me #this is zoro being hella jealous that sanji thought for half a second he knew what luffy needed #and sanji snapping back with don't hate a hot bitch who can cook i can be luffy's malewife #tell me it wouldn't be hilarious that zoro does wild ass crazy sword moves bc he knows luffy will be hella impressed #and then sanji cooks like an entire sea king to one up him #luffy getting spoiled is all i want for my twink pirate son okay #chaos pikachu speaks

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3-aem · 9 months

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oh my god oh my god

HAPPY GOJO GETOU DYING DAY!!!!

#im drawing yukis massive bazonkers bc i dont care them anymore #gege likes to nuke everyone i like and care about #and this is why I think choso will be fine #bc i never liked him that much sorry #he does not appeal to my tastes #yuta and higurama hot lawyer man better start running tho #bc yuta is my sweet son and i want hot sad disillusioned lawyer man to put me on trial-

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jouyato · 6 months

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I have not finished the game yet (a single route takes so long!!!!) but I have brainworms abt these two so have some good old AU fanart

#Pathologic #Daniil Dankovsky #Artemy Burakh #Burakhovsky #Danya's a bachelor of veterinary science. He's interning in Isidor's ranch to write a postgrad paper on the animals there or smth idk.#And Artemy's a little shit who's there to bother the new twink in snakeskin thigh highs #(Yes it's purposefully ridiculous bc Daniil's in game coat is also ridiculous)#Daniil's very much not a cowboy and Artemy makes sure to tease him abt not being in touch with the southern ranch culture or whatever #All while doing hot cowboy shit to flirt with the new guy #Meanwhile Dankovsky's just stoic but internally having a meltdown on whether it's alright to be flirting with his new boss' son #(oh god are they american in this??? Daniel Douglas and Arthur Brown??)#Anyways once I finish the game (I am on P1 Haruspex Day 9) I will draw and maybe write some fanfic bc I wanna explore canon stuff #but for now AU stuff to feed the worms in my brain crying for content #my art

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embryoed · 4 months

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I cannot emphasize enough how much I start TWEAKINNGGG when I see ppl call Gale the “real villain” like guys… maybe take a moment to think here..

#I’m not saying u can’t dislike him bc he does have his shitty moments #but be so for real he is NOT even on the same LEVEL as Coin or Snow #teenager who saved hundreds of lives but just so happened to design a bomb for the intention of killing his oppressors or literal tyrants #omg guys it’s such a hard decision!!! I can’t decide who’s worse!!!#<<< (sarcastic)#‘prim reaper!!’ guys how should I tell them Gale was literally being captured by peace keepers when the bombs were dropped #when COIN dropped the bombs btw… so if anyone’s the ‘prim reaper’ it’s her….#me to normal thg fans: yeah can we talk about how tragic Gale’s character is and how he was a product of war with blood on his hands #me to gale haters: Gale was innocent and did nothing wrong ever I’m right you’re wrong #save my angry oppressed son #gale hawthorne #the hunger games #thg #is this a hot take?

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valewritessss · 1 month

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Kudos to Frank Zhang because if I knew my life depended on a piece of wood I would be paranoid

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blulla · 1 year

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Daydreaming about Alex 🐶

Other Bachelors: Elliott 🦞 Harvey ☕ Sam⚡Sebastian 🐸 Shane 🐔

#blulla #commissions open #stardew valley #sdv #bc he's HOT #alex sdv #alex stardew valley #stardew alex #alex #How long did it take me to capture his puppy eyes?#too long to admit #my baby my son my guy

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allpromarlo · 10 months

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i judge jjk characters by how far they would go for yuji and that's just the way it is

#you can imagine why choso ran up the list after his realization #hated that mfer when he caught him in crossroads with piercing blood but when he clocked that thats his brother he was ready to risk it all #DATS MY MAN RIGHT THERE #also yuta i will never hate for helping yuji fake his death #also bc he got rid of that demon brain but thats spoilery #anime onlys look away #n e ways #gege still gotta go into hiding for what he did to megumi and gojo but. i'm willing to look away for a moment #sukuna when i get my mf HANDS on you #s tier antagonist and he's hot n all blah blah GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SON #212 BROKE me man #but what's new in the land of sorcery-induced terrorism #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #get hIm OUT of there dawg he's fifteen #HE SHOULD NOT BE DOING ALLAT

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kelpiebara · 8 months

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Started redrawing my dnd OC, Levi, bc the campaign has been going for almost 2 years and i’ve drawn him a grand total of like 2 times…and he’s ending up so yasified

He’s getting a full-body character ref (figured he deserved it after so long and so much lore development), so just a wip rn. I haven’t posted in aaaaaages so i figured i should put something up lol

Ive got a few comms i haven’t posted yet that i should get on here, but honestly I haven’t drawn a whole lot recently bc of work.

#my art #dnd character #digital art #artists on tumblr #dnd oc #tiefling #wip #oc art #oc #my brother said he wanted to steal his face and i think that may be the best compliment ive ever gotten #as a son of graz’zt i feel like having a face people want to steal is fitting #i dont have many followers but if anyone wants to know about him im more than happy to rant about my son #im dreading finishing this now bc i had the bright idea of giving him floral tattoos on like 2/3 of his body #in theory? hot. but me having to draw them? 😰

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penrose-quinn · 6 months

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I want to write abt the Sano women so bad but the best I could do rn is explore them a bit in GL t.t

#pen rambles #i could write a small piece ig jdksks #i just have so much thoughts on sakurako and emma #more on sakurako bc i was writing abt shin #istg she has a bigger impact in his life as much as mikey's if not more t.t #or idk i like writing abt complicated mother-son dynamics dusksk #on the other hand emma is forever my josei heroine trapped in a shonen manga #all the interesting routes wakui could've taken her arc and he squandered it t.t #hot take she wasn't given an integral role in the tenjiku arc (even tho she should have!!!) and was instead relegated as a catalyst #for mikey's arc #when will my girl not be preceded by the men in her life?? 😭😭😭#emma should've had a pivotal role between shin and izana (and mikey) but fuck it #if wakui's not gonna write it then i am :'''')#green light

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1moreoffkeyanthem · 7 months

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Stan Marsh Bo Burnham enjoyer confirmed

#he just is ok #south park #lmm voice: look at my son #stan marsh #argue with the wall #this man sobbed through the entirety of Inside (same)#yes this is bc I saw a hot girl on TikTok sing All Eyes On Me and then I thought about ninas RavenStan

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moeblob · 2 years

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(sees Arise fanart by chance) oh dang I should draw someone again O:

#tales of arise #dohalim il qaras #listen i love him and i asked discord to decide between him and my son #and then he got unanimously voted by people who had never played bc he was hot #so like ok cool take a dohalim

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dnangelic · 3 months

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daisuke's so awesome hes got like hot celebrity ppl and ugly boring ppl problems all at once. the rate hes being dismissed or dehumanized and simultaneously exalted / objectified by everybody in azumano all the time are two lines crashing head to head into each other. he wants attention he hates attention he's famous he hates being famous everybody wants him carnally nobody knows the first gotdamn Thing about him, they only want an attractive image or underestimate either his willpower or his legitimate capabilities. every day i think about lain noticing dai's struggle of being a teenager trying to develop into being an individual he's confident and happy with being vs the amount of external voices trying to control and define him and i think wow that's insane

#*･ﾟ⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒. ⊱ ✦ › OUT.#i havent even been doing anything on the comp and my eyes are already tired this SUCKSSSS #but im still running around in the bg too 😔#grabby hands at my son(plural)#i say ugly boring ppl affectionately btw. i mean ppl who r ordinary ppl but get pushed into an ugly boring ppl 'group'#which is what happens to daisuke. nobody at his school respects him hes the last to get picked for gym or projects #nobody relies on him etc etc even though he wants to be reliable wants to be relied on #he's kind of quiet kind of a doofus but everybody around him doubts or looks down quietly on him and so he himself feels the pressure #of being considered a negligible person #hot ppl problems r self explanatory there's v few people who actually understand and are privy #or hell even consider dark's real feelings #<- he doesn't help bc he never tells them/doesn't have them (and he can't expose daisuke)

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talesfromnatea · 1 year

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Look me deeply in the eyes

Do you love me? You can lie. I won’t mind

(Hold Me Close - Madds Buckley)

Just thinking about Lan-furen and Qingheng-jun lately....

#mdzs #qingheng-jun #lan-furen #madam lan #Gusu Lan #Madds Buckley #this song is Them #also ngl i think the fandom is a bit harsh on Qingheng-jun #the man was a bad father no doubt call him out for his treatment of his sons that is fair #but like #when it comes to his wife #what was he supposed to do #not marry her and let her be executed?#it's not like madam lan HAD to agree to that #the other option was death yeah #but #it's not like he - a sect leader - could just let her go after committing a grave crime #id be p pissed if MY leader allowed murder bc Hot Woman #so unless we're expecting him to break every law #i don't really think he should be blamed for this anymore than lan-furen herself #considering we don't actually know why she killed the teacher #ANYWAY #qingheng-jun loving her so desperately and never knowing what she truly feels for him - if she'd have married him if she had a better choic #makes me feel things

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non-un-topo · 11 months

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When you get hit by a random powerful wave of nostalgia for like your first fandom ever

#brb gonna rewatch all of teen titans (after i do work for 7 hours sob)#my brain today is like: yo. you should draw a modern redesign of joey #because besides beast boy (ofc - BEST boy) he's my favourite character and so underrated #disabled icon?? who is also kind of traumatized and caught between good and evil?? the son of a villain?? why does no one remember jericho #like?? does anyone remember him??? hello??#sometimes teen titans comes back and hits me in the face y'know. happens a lot.#i had to take out my 18 year old beast boy figure for emotional support after writing this asdfgfdfs #do it for her - except it's a plastic beast boy from 2005 with chewed bits #also 18??????? years old???????????#one time i left him out in the sun and he started to bend like jelly bc he almost melted and that was my first panic attack #i thought he was gonna DIE and i was prepared to go with him #my asshole friend at the time also pulled his hand off (it does not naturally come off) and my nana hot glued it #- second panic attack right there.#i do not have a jericho action figure unfortunately. i don't think they ever made them. BUT i did make a doll of him myself.#the 7 year old beast boy fan to genderqueer adult pipeline is STRONG.

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little-ajax-56793 · 2 years

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I love being stubborn about random historical interpretations. The American Revolution lasted from the Stamp Act Congress in 1765 to the Treaty of Ghent in 1814. (Treaty of Ghent and not the War of 1812 because fuck Andrew Jackson specifically.) Change my mind. You can't. Anyway the scariest thing about being trans is that I'm going from girl who likes history (sexy) to guy who likes history (red flag)

#mercury mumbles #does that mean we kinda lost bc war of 1812 was a shit show? little bit ngl #but like #presidents washington though madison were all revolutionarys #washington and madison were veterans of the amrev actually #(madison was a colonel but he never saw actual combat just drilled)#majority of major political events from 1781 (yorktown) to 1815 (new orleans) werent expanding on anything they were ESTABLISHING #judicial review powers of exec branch necessary and proper clause etc #and then war of 1812 marks the us's first time defending their sovereignty and truly establishing that britian cant fuck around #and that find out would actually happen #but we did get fucking crushed we lost 1812 BIGTIME they burned down the fucking capital #but the treaty of ghent is the first time england treated america as like. actually seperate.#and then the presidents after madison arent known for being founders anymore.#monroe is a protege of jefferson (honestly i could extend the end point of amrev to monroe doctrine). jqadams is adams son #a jackson was a rev war vet but whats he known for? battle of new orleans! (the war was already over tho. useless and fuck a jackson)#yeah. nerd time.#anyway my apush teacher liked my embargo of 1807 shirt #oh no i just realized that one of my tags up there contains amr/v and its gonna get caught in those tags (censored for hope it wont)#i dont care enough to change it honestly woe amrev fandom my hot takes be upon ye

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