#he panicked bc wwx can;t shut up !

[cloudpalettes]

something something self-restraint something

[twin-heroes]

u kno, i love wangxian w my entire fuckin heart but after reading t h i s on @lansizhuis blog jzx/wwx is truly a guilty pleasure ok.

• can u imagine wwx flirting w everyone else and jzx getting so pissed off bc of it. ( jxz: wei wuxian! why the hell were you all over jiang wanyin like that? you were doing that on purpose weren’t you?! wwx: relax, u pompous peacock, he’s my brother! are you getting jealous? jzx: you—)

• wwx would have the biggest shit eating grin everytime he made jzx angry, like it was the biggest accomplishment ever.

• jzx is tsundere as fuck tho imagine wwx getting hurt and jzx just huffs w his arms crossed like “serves u right for bein a fuckin dumbass” and then there’s wwx in a bad mood like “if ur gonna stand here and make fun of me you can fuck off rn” and ofc jzx sorta hesitates and is like “wait let me help u” cue wwx panicking “do nOT T O U CH ME” “I CAN DO THIS” “NO U CANT- OUCH WTF THAT HURT WHAT R U EVEN DOING ???” “SHUT UP IVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE” “WELL DONT START WITH ME ????”

• also im always weak for the prissy rich boy x unruly wildt boi trope so fight me ok

• wwx is still oblivious as hell and jzx is too prideful to admit he has a crush on him so he makes a rather mean offhand remark about jyl bc he’s a panicked gay but wwx is not here for this shit so my boi is about to s WI NG until the peacock is like “nO !! ITS NOT THAT !! ITS NOT HER !! ITS YOU !!!” and wwx stops like “boi tf is that supposed to mean ???” jc literally starts to choke, lwj is probably having a heart attack, jzx is embarrassed af and runs away and nhs is hiding behind his fan thinking that this is a fantastic twist of events.

• wwx would eventually confront him about that like “wtf is wrong w u ??” and jzx is all defensive like “wtf is wrong w y o u ??” maybe they argue ?? maybe they fight ?? maybe it ends with wwx being pinned to the ground while jzx is kissing him fervently ?? idk i wasn’t there s m AC KED.

• do they get a happily ever after tho ?? jzx is the heir to the lanlingjin sect, would something like this really work out ?? wwx might return those feelings, but he loves his shijie too much— would he be able to ruin her marriage by stealing the groom for himself ?? “i can’t make shijie sad- you can’t make shijie sad! we can’t- we can’t...” “u shouldn’t be sad either...” this is so sad, alexa, play rewrite the stars.

• OR WHAT IF IT ENDED UP ONE SIDED AND AFTER JZX SMOOCHED HIM, WWX IS LITERALLY SO SHOCKED AND IS ALL “have u actually lost ur mind,,,,why r u kissing me?—“

• this started of so nice why did it become so angsty wtf this didn’t end how i imagined it would my inner lwj just popped out to r u IN e verything snjdjsndndns