one of the other most consistent ways I’ve seen ppl mischaracterize /infantilize jack is by giving him interest headcanons in shit that literal preschoolers watch and it simply must be corrected because 1) obligatory he’s not a fucking baby first and foremost, and 2) he’s obsessed with zombies. his favorite show is the walking dead. he’s a HUNTER. HE’S A WAR CRIMINAL AND A TEENAGE COSMIC HORROR. HE LIKES SCARY THINGS, HE CAN HANDLE SCARY THINGS, HE IS THE SCARY THING. can we please abandon that idea forever thank you
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IDW1 must take place on an alternate Earth where no one has ever heard of ACAB and everyone wears "thin blue line" merchandise because there's literally no other way that a single Autobot killing a USAmerican cop in self defense would be such worldwide news that even Mexican journalists would go "OMG???? You like, killed a cop?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?" and it wasn't even framed as like, "you killed a human," the phrasing every time any character talked about it was very specifically "he killed a cop".
The cop was also threatening to shoot a group of surrendering/not-attacking/injured Autobots btw which is just the icing on the cake honestly lmao
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remember the candy scene in aot? you know the one where the clown thought levi was a kid and offered him a lollipop(^.^)
well if you laughed right in front of him or even try to contain your fit of giggles threatening to erupt from your mouth, grumpy baby would be scowling at you so hard, storming over to you to lightly pinch your cheek.
"ow levi! what the hell-"
"it's not funny, you brat."
he'd still have his lollipop in the other hand...
a light blush would be dusted on either side of his face as he tries to maintain his unamused demeanor, lips forming into a small pout.
he's just too precious for this world.
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allow me to spin a little yarn here just for funsies. i just firmly believe that mihashi and tajima both are above average at roller skating/blading and ice skating and love to engage in this hobby and abe is objectively horrible at it. Like will fall on his face without assitance. Gripping the wall of the rink failure. The best skater (ice and rink) is of course kazutoshi oki
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