#he’s just some guy

[buggee22]

ah, mankind’s bad Habit >:)

figured i’d post my habit cosplay here!

[ickypuppi3]

i haven’t watched the actual show in ages but i rewatched the part after the byers fight the other day because i couldn’t remember what happened and it’s genuinely so funny to me that people say “billy nearly killed steve”

because this was literally steve after it happened

same episode and everything

[dworgynisbabe]

how i imagine my ice wizard came to ravenwood:

he just scored the game winning goal and he’s about to go celebrate with his team when he gets ported to wiz city and he turns around and merle is like, “hello young wizard 👴🏻” and he throws his [hockey] stick at him and tries to run off but he’s still in his skates so he trips and falls over and sprains his ankle. so the whole tutorial he’s like limping around and merle’s like, “you can do this” and he’s just standing there like “bro i’m literally shitting my pants rn who tf is this emo bastard and why is he sending his dragons after me!!???”

[orestes-hungry-and-pylades-sober]

A random headcanon that has absolutely no basis in actual canon whatsoever (but that can be supported by canon) and that I will carry to my grave:

Ivan is the Darkling’s second-in-command, yes, but Fedyor is the master of information- the Grisha’s spymaster, if you will. He knows everything and everyone. His spies are the ones who know exactly what happened in the Fold the second Alina emerges, and is the one who instantly sets everything in motion. He’s tracking the information that gets out about her and specifically chosen to escort her back to Os Alta due to him knowing more about what’s going on than anyone else in the world.

He’s like a spider in the middle of a massive web of spies all over the world and in every single country, with an information network far bigger than that of any other nation. He knows everything that happens as soon as it happens, if not before. He’s also the person who deals with things that need to be done quickly, quietly, and discreetly. If someone is causing problems and ‘mysteriously’ goes missing without a trace, you can be he’s responsible, and while he’s a good and nice person, he’s still dedicated to the cause and is efficient and ruthless.

And sure, he’s cheerful and perpetually smiling and warm, but he’s also ruthless and terrifyingly intelligent and clever, and most people only see the smiles and don’t instantly realize how powerful he is until he pulls a clever one-up on you with information he technically probably shouldn’t know but that’s completely harmless and it’s put as a good-natured joke, but wait, what else does he actually know- and the answer is everything. He knows everything, and suddenly you realize why this man is the third most powerful person in the Second Army and arguably the entire world. People always underestimate him at first, and that suits him perfectly fine.

The reason he’s so good at his job is because by nature, he’s just a curious person. He’s the sort of person who is desperate for knowledge and would never choose to live in ignorance, no matter how much the truth might hurt, and is thorough and precise and who leaves no stone unturned.

The reason he goes specifically to track Nina down (in the show, that is) is because she’s one of his spies directly under his command and I also really really like the headcanon that he and Ivan are basically Nina’s parents and adopted her when she first came to the Little Palace, but that’s also a seperate rant.

And while he may indeed be married to the Darkling’s second-in-command, no one could ever possibly doubt that he earned this position with his own sweat and blood, and that Ravka would have fallen years ago if not for him. Going off of that, I think I like the idea of Fedyor not being some random unimportant soldier, because Ivan being in charge of everything relating to the military and Fedyor being the one who does politics and diplomacy and controls all information and intelligence.

Of course, a lot of this is more pulled out of what’s canon for a rather large fic I’ve been working on for a while but no matter what, y’all can pry Spymaster Fedyor out of my cold dead hands.

[autisticasgore]

sorry i am obsessed with this sfhkskehdkjs the way toby describes him as a “goofy, forgetful dad” AND calls him a bad king in the same sentence 😭😭 the way i interpret this is that he’s way more suited to being a dad rather than the “stoic silent king” facade he plays up. it really just goes to show that the war was never in his best interest at all and that his whole king facade is largely all for show (that he’s kind of bad at playing up because he’s too nice, if you don’t count the child murder). thank you for the food mr fox

credit goes to @zarla-s for the page excerpt! my friend showed this to me and i immediately had to type out my thoughts

[twinksintrees]

i have opinions on hermie the unworthy that would get me killed in this fandom

[vintage-bentley]

The fandom crowning Crowley as like, Gender Personified confirms to me that when they talk about gender as an aesthetic, they mean a skinny white guy in cool clothes.

[grianorb]

currently obsessed w the idea of Etho being a legend, a literal household name, a genuine cultural idol that they tell stories about everywhere you go. some people not even being sure he’s real. some people being convinced he’s not. in a way, somewhat similar to the fandom canonization of Philza lore?

and then inside all of that, with all of the legends about him, the scary stories and tales of adventure and life lessons….

he’s literally Just Some Guy.

very much just. isn’t really sure if he’s immortal or not. might be, he hasn’t dug into it too much. mostly he’s just vibing. run into the Cross Cultural Minecraft Legend at the local Big Eyes Pass N Gas where he’s buying a pack of twizzlers and staples. watch him trip over the threshold as he leaves. clock the way that code seems to shimmer around him in a way that should be impossible.

[b0tsbby]

Nah I think some of you who mischaracterise Wolfwood *looks at his skin colour* so badly as Possessive, Overly Aggressive, grossly flirtatious or simply just scummy need to be detained by the way. We’ve had this conversation so many times y’all.

[lewmagoo]

lewis pullman got me fucked up

[jamesfromidaho]

Pims very structured view of relationships and how romance is “supposed” to go just feels indicative of lack of experience. Like Charlie’s already done all that, like taking chicks out to dinner and stuff and he knows that doesn’t make things work automatically. It’s not bad for pim to have that view though like he really does care and want to make sure he’s treating Charlie right. but as things go on he learns that love isn’t like the movies and shit sometimes it’s just being dumb high on the couch with ur partner and watching a show.

Positive learning experience :-)

[leafyorange]

“how is Larry even attractive??? He looks like he hasn’t slept in days!” Okay- yeah and??

Like you think I’m not attracted to that?? AND LOOK AT HIM! HES IN A SUIT! A REALLY NICE SUIT

[pastell-moon]

look at him. he’s literally a sarcastic older brother. dare i say say,,, rodrick heffley vibes 🤭❗️

he’s the type to stand there as you scold him while holding back a lil sarcastic, evil cackle.

i think there’s a better word for it tbh

[inkyyasteroid]

i love veronica and i miss her & 4kids so much but this tweet is so funny. in her era ash was the annoying, sorta selfish, hotheaded protagonist

[insomnia-productions]

So I finally watched the FNaF movie and I’m losing my absolute mind what do you mean he’s just a whole living man. just a whole guy