#he’s literally just like: ☺️🥰🥰😁☀️

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yourusername

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yourusername me and the boyfie

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user36 hello????

↳ yourusername hey girl 😁

user31 since when ????

↳ user19 nah that’s what i’m saying because she dropped a breakup song and dipped and comes back with a boyfriend ????

lilymhe why am i just finding out about this ???

↳ yourusername sorry babes, i’ll text you! 💗

user81 mother leaves for a year and a half and comes back with a boyfriend ???

user4 who cares? let me be your boyfie instead

↳ user373 get UP bro

sabrinacarpenter pretty pretty girl

↳ yourusername ahhh love you 💗

landonorris

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landonorris aug 24. sun and things ☀️

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user63 woah woah woah

↳ user84 he really though he could just sneak in that second photo and we wouldn’t notice

maxfewtrell great girl you’ve got mate

↳ landonorris she says it was nice to meet you

oscarpiastri seems like you’ve had a great summer

↳ landonorris wonderful break with some time away from you 😂

user71 thirst trapping like it’ll make us ignore that second pic

user4 he has a girlfriend????

alex_albon finally! no more fifth wheeling george and i (lily says hi)

↳ landonorris years in the making! (she says hi back!)

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[story 2: picnic turned into lego building!]

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landonorris you didn’t post my finished product ☹️

↳ yourusername it would’ve ruined the softlaunch i fear 💔

landonorris just hardlaunch, problem solved 😁

↳ yourusername after the song releases

landonorris song???

carmenmmundt you two are so cute, it was great having a double date the other day! 💗

↳ yourusername no third wheeling you and george anymore ☺️

carmenmmundt my baby’s all grown up now ☹️💔

user73 is that a mclaren lego set girlie? 🤔

user4 nooooooooooo please just one chance i beg 🙏

lilymhe this is still insane to me

↳ yourusername you literally knew i had a crush on him 😞

lilymhe i thought it was a joke, i would’ve done some matchmaking baby

↳ yourusername god bless your boyfriend (🤮) for getting us together ☺️

sabrinacarpenter girl get your ass in the studio and leave the man

↳ yourusername what if i tell you i wrote a song about him ☺️

sabrinacarpenter hmmm cute, send it my way baby 🥰

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yourusername teenager in love out at midnight! (no official photoshoot this time, enjoy the photos my man took 😁)

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lilymhe hello????

↳ yourusername hi lily!!! 😁

user821 mother may have a boyfriend but at least we get a new song

landonorris so excited to hear it!!

↳ yourusername hope you like it 💗

user832 mother just one lyric please please 🙏

↳ yourusername and you make me feel like i’ll be forever young 😁

user4 gonna pretend this songs about me instead of her man ☺️

↳ user81 bro get UP

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landonorris girlfie’s new song is out, enjoy! (yes, it’s about me 😁) yourusername

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yourusername my boyfie 💗

↳ landonorris my girlfie 💗

sabrinacarpenter that’s my girlfie btw

↳ yourusername love love love you pretty girl 😘

user4 him of all people ???? him????

↳ yourusername pls refrain from being mean to my boyfie, he’s cute and i love him 😁💗

alex_albon next double date when ?

↳ georgerussell63 make that a triple date

↳ landonorris soon soon, asking the girlfie now!

user832 ok they’re kinda cute though

↳ user93 no fr, the way he made a whole post about her new song ???

user81 mama y papa

oscarpiastri no more moping around the garage that she can’t be there 🙏

↳ landonorris i do NOT mope, false allegations

user12 ok but have yall even listened to the lyrics ????

↳ user89 like they’re so cute together ☹️

lilymhe hard launched finally?

↳ landonorris indeed! made me wait until she released MY song 😁

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🌳🌳🍁🍁��🏰WINDSOR ANON AND PG 🌳🌳🍁🍁🏰🏰

WINDSOR ANON AND PG💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

WINDSOR ANON AND PG. 🌳🌳🍁🍁🏰🏰 …… “Sydney ,Herself is otherwise engaged today, how about a spot of carriage racing in the park, us against Ronny and his groom. … “ I thought Ronny was in Scotland sir “ … “no, he scarpered before lockdown , staying at his sons apartments in Eaton” … “ I’ll tell the stables to prepare the carriage sir” … “ I want to try out this new harness , I nearly fell out the Bally seat last time” … “ Tell Ronny to keep it quiet, bloody Paps everywhere “ … “tickityboo”

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NOVEMBER 4/2020

VIGNETTE #30

☀️ 🦅 🦢 🦌 🐿 🦔 🦥 🦥 🦥 🦥 (THE QUEEN HAS A SLOTH, I READ IT IN THE ONLINE PAPER MONTHS AGO, I AM CERTAIN SHE HAS IT NEAR HER AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE WHY WOULDN’T SHE?😁😁😁😁DID YOU KIDS KNOW I LOVE AND ADORE SLOTHS??🦥🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🦥??). 🌳🍁🍂🌾🍂🍁🍄🌳🍄🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍄🌳🐁🦦🦡🦔🐿🦨🦌🐑🐏 THE SOUNDS 👂 OF EDVARD GRIEG SUITE NO.1, 🎶 🎼🎵 ARE PLAYING OUT. WELL NOT LITERALLY OF COURSE, BUT THE VISION 👀👀 OF THE GROUNDS OF WINDSOR CASTLE 🏰 JUST EVOKE THE MORNING ☀️MOOD SO PERFECTLY☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️. BREAKFAST 🥚 ☕️ 🍳 🥞 🧇 WAS A QUIET AFFAIR. HIMSELF SLEPT 🛌 😴 💤 ⏰ 🕰 ⌛️ LATER THAN USUAL. HERSELF WAS UP AT 0730 ⏰ 🕰 ON THE DOT FOR HER BATH 🛀 AND BREAKFAST OF SPECIAL K, WHICH IS HER FAVOURITE CEREAL AND HOT TEA, TWININGS EARL GREY WITH A SPLASH OF MILK BUT NO SUGAR. HER FAVOURITE CEREAL(MA’AM I HAVE RECOMMENDED THIS ONCE BEFORE BUT I HIGHLY SUGGEST THE SPECIAL K HONEY ALMOND IT IS YUMMY 🤤😋). SHE IS DRESSED IN A LILAC BLOUSE WITH PLAUD LILAC AND GREY TONES WOOL SKIRT, LOVELY LILAC CARDIGAN AND HER FAVOURITE PEARL AND DIAMONG STUD EARRINGS. HER 💄, ELIZABETH ARDEN CUSTOM SHADE FOR HER MAJESTY, GOIING PERFECTLY WITH HER SET OF CLOTHES TODAY. ☺️☺️☺️☺️(THESE ARE THE SAME EARRINGS THAT ‘SOMEONE’ SAID HER MAJESTY GAVE HER🤥🤥🤥🤥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂)SHE HAS A BUSY DAY AHEAD AND IS OFF TO HER RED 📦BOX. (I SAW A PHOTO ONLINE A FEW DAYS AGO PURPORTING TO BE THAT RED BOX. THE EDGE WHERE IT OPENS REFLECTS YEARS OF USAGE. JUST IMAGINE WHAT THAT BOX HAS ALL CONTAINED IN HER MAJESTY’S SIX AND A HALF DECADES AS OUR QUEEN 👑!!! SINCE FEBRUARY 2/1952 v 67 YEARS MORE OR LESS😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮) THAT IS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE. WHAT A TRUE LEGENDARY WOMAN, TO BE OF SERVICE FOR THAT LONG!!!) ANYHOW, WITH HERSELF NOT AROUND, NATURALLY HIMSELF GETS HIS MIND THINKING 🧐 💭 🤔. WALKING THE HALLS AND TAPPING HIS TUMMY WITH THE USUAL FINGERS HE IS TALKING SOFTLY AS HE WALKS. AHA!! WHAT HO, EPIC EPIC!!! HE CALLS FOR SYDNEY, WHO ARRIVES DRESSED IN A VERY SMART WHITE SHIRT, NAVY SILK TIE, NAVY TROUSERS AND A PLAID VEST LOOKING VERY SHARP SYDNEY WINK 😉 😉 😉😁😁😁. HIMSELF , AS SYDNEY ARRIVES, HIMSELF TELLS HIM, HERSELF IS OTHERWISE ENGAGED TODAY. SYDNEY, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A SPOT OF CARRIAGE RACING 🐎 🐎 IN THE PARK. IT CAN BE US AS A TEAM AGAINST RONNY AND HIS GROOM. WINDSOR ANON, ARE YOU TESTING ME ON THE  LORD FROM SCOTLAND THAT HAD THE FEMALE  GILLEY!!??😁😁😁😁THAT WAS TONY THE DUKE OF MONTROSE. I THOUGHT I QUICK SOLVED A HIDDEN CLUE!😄🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂DARN PG AKA ME😁 HAS NO CLUE WHO RONNY IS, BUT HE MUST BE AN OLD CHUM OF HIMSELF’S. NOT THAT I MEANT THAT OLD AS IN AGE BUT OLD AS IN LONG TIME CHUM, BUT LIKELY IS OLD TOO,🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 HEY I AM ALMOST A SENIOR, WELL NOT ALMOST BUT GETTING THERE SO I TAKE NO OFFENSE, GETTING OLD IS A GIFT!!💜💜💜💜  🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜💜💜💜🙏🏻 🙏🏻 💜💜💜💜. HIMSELF CONTINUES, WE CAN RACE AGAINST RONNY AND HIS GROOM. NOW GROOM IS NOT AS A WEDDING 🤵, ITS THE HORSE WATCHER OVERER, TAKING CARE OF THE HORSES, PERSON. LOUSY GRAMMAR BUT ITS 0030 HRS AND I AM VERY TIRED, YEP GOOD EXCUSE AS ANY.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. SYDNEY KNOWS AND HAS BEEN A PART OF SO MANY ‘ADVENTUROUS’ IDEAS THAT HIMSELF COMES UP WITH WHILE HERSELF IS OTHERWISE OCCUPIED.🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. SYDNEY 🗣 SAYS, I THOUGHT 💭 RONNY WAS IN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SCOTLANDO SIR.(IS THAT A TYPO OR DO THEY SAY IT THAT WAY 🤣🤣🤣🤣JOKINGLY) ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH THESE TWO, THE DUE OF DANGER😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 OR THE DAPPER DUO😁😁😁😁!! HIMSELF REPLIES NO NO, NO SYDNEY, HE SCARPERED AKA LEFT /DID A RUNNER AS THEY SAY IN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SCOTLAND 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂, BEFORE THE LOCKDOWN. 🔒 🔐 HE IS STAYING AT HIS SON’S APARTMENTS IN EATON. OK IS THIS A TYPO? IS IT NOT ETON OR ARE YOU TESTING ME😁😁😁OH I MISS EATON’S STORES AND THE CATALOGUES HERE IN 🇨🇦. SUCH A SHAME😞☹️. I CANNOT FIND AN EATON IN THE UK.🧐🤓🤔🤔🤔🤔. SYDNEY TELL HIMSELF, SIR I SHALL TELL THE STABLES TO PREPARE THE CARRIAGE SIR. HIMSELF REPLIES, TELL THEM I WANT TO TRY THIS NEW HARNESS. I NEARLY FELL OUT THE BALLY SEAT LAST TIME.😮😮😮 SIR, EVERYTHING ALWAYS CONTAINS RISK. BE IT FISHING🎣 , OFF ROADING IN THE LONE RANGER 🚙 OR DISCOVERY 🚗, FISHING 🎣 IN A BOAT 🚣‍♀️ 🛳 🛥, HECK EVEN REFRESHMENTS 🥃🍸🍻🍺🍺🍻🍸🍸🥃🍻🍺AND 🎤 KARAOKE 🎶 🎼🎵 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂. OK, LOVE RIDDLE CLUE IN THE VIGNETTE, YOU GOT ME AT BALLY. I CAN FIND NOT A THING CONNECTING BALLY TO A SEAT ON A CARRIAGE. HOWEVER, GOING BY PHOTOS OF THE LAST YEAR OR TWO, HIMSELF SITS NEXT TO THE GROOM HOLDING THE REINS AND THE HORSE 🐎🐴. I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW FOR CERTAIN PLEASE. I DO NOT WANT HIMSELF FALLING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!🙏🏻🙏🏻.  HE TELLS SYDNEY STERNLY, TELL RONNY TO KEEP IT QUIET, THERE ARE BLOODY PAPS 🎞 🎥 📷 📸 🎞EVERYWHERE. SYDNEY REPLIES, OH YES SIR, LIKE A BIRD 🦢 IN A CASTLE 🏰/CAGE ALMOST. PAPS AKA PAPARAZZI 🎥📸📷🎞ALL ROUND WINDSOR TOWN NOW THAT OUR DARLING DUO 🥰🥰HAVE RETURNED TO WINDSOR CASTLE 🏰.  SHAKING HIS HEAD IN FRUSTRATION TO SEE 👀 👀 👁 👁 THE EFFECTS OF THE PAPS 🎞🎥📷📸📷🎥🎞ON HIMSELF AND HERSELF, SYDNEY REPLIES IN A CHEEKY UPLIFTING VOICE, TICKETYBOO  SIR!! SYDNEY SWIPED OUR CATHERINE’S LINE FROM WHEN SHE AND WILLIAM CALLED THE BINGO NUMBERS IN A ZOOM CALL WITH A CARE HOME PLAYING BINGO WITH THE RESIDENTS. WHEN THEY WERE ABLE TO VISIT IN PERSON, SHE ASKED A LADY HOW SHE DID, LET US JUST SAY THE LADY WAS BRUTALLY HONEST AND OUR CATHERINE SHOULD NOT QUIT HER DAY JOB AND GO INTO THE BUSINESS OF BEING A PROFESSIONAL BINGO CALLER🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!  THIS HORSE 🐴 🐎 CARRIAGE RACE SOUNDS LIKE IT IS GOING TO BE QUITE THE ADVENTURE. I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR  WHAT COMES NEXT🤤😮🙃😊😊😊😊😊!!………to be continued……….

DONE WITH THE GREATEST LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH 

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 

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