#he's so!!!!!!!

[22degreehalo]

Xenk when Edgin uses sarcasm: 🥰 Though you may not yet believe in yourself, Edgin Darvis, I do. 🥰🥰🥰

Xenk when Simon uses sarcasm: I find that irony is a blade that cuts he who wields it most especially.

[stillbreathing-aer]

AUGH THE WAY IM SO OBSESSED WITH JOE KEERY IN FREE GUY

[franeridan]

btw gonna have a whole aneurysm over himmel in ch 119 going she might have already forgotten about me but I haven't forgotten about her for even an instant and then going i have a feeling she'll come see me in the end like I'm actually ill straight up in pain over it ohhhhhhhhhhh boy

[greyskies2002]

THATS LIVIO THE GUY IS NAMED LIVIO AND HE IS A COWBOY IN A SPACE WESTERN MANGA

AAEEAA spoon you can't tempt me with this man it's going to work!!!!!! Space cowboys.....

[hearts-hunger]

i want season one fox mulder biblically

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[gorjee-art]

a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

[eternalgirlscout]

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[gaybichon]

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[hichufox]

Kabru of Utaya

Twitter: https://x.com/hichufox

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again