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bravo-seven · 6 months

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"I'm up to doin' my fuckin' job, kid. You should try it sometime."

MW3 gifs 5/?

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my-beloved-fandoms · 9 months

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hot men are either married, gay, or timothee chalamet

#please #hes a fuckin snack #sir #please fuck me into a matress #timothée chalamet #timothee chalamet

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wraithsoutlaws · 2 months

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dagger and dum dum trying to fuck but keep getting interrupted by cockroach getting into some shit on the other side of the apartment

#he does it on purpose #'right on front of my salad' vibes #not on his watch!!!!!#very little distracts dagger from fuckin #but then he hears cockroach rummaging around and hes convinced that hes stuck in the wall or choking on some snack #and he Cant Not go check on him #dum dum gets do annoyed by it and tells him to ignore it #and then he cockroach somehow shoot one of his guns (very strong grabby hands)#normal late night thoughts rn

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jackklinemybeloved · 7 months

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just remembered jack never got the chance to see a hockey game get a parking ticket or get bored :(((

#y’all remember that line from s14????#he didn’t get to watch a hockey game and eat from the shitty snack bars :((((#instead he fuckin. became god or whatever.#jack kline

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cupiidzbow · 4 months

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im always live laugh love spicy chip it’s funny to think of which of my guys would like spicy food or not

#im always putting hot sauce in my shit do not give me beans and rice or anything red sauce based #you have to tackle me to not put it on anything #they’d have a little designated cabinet or storage thing for my snacks I think …….#banjo cannot handle that at all I think he just prefers sweeter things #funky loves it just like I do we are the bitches with high spice tolerance #I don’t think dk is fond of it but he’ll eat it to look cool 😭😭 bros fuckin dying #Charlie absolutely not . i don’t even think he knows how I stomach it 😭😭😭#ANYWAYS SILLY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SORRY 💔#🐻🍯🪕#🦍🏄‍♂️🌊#🦍🛢️🍌#txt #💚🚀🐥

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joyful-soul-collector · 1 year

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#moon knight #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #moon knight memes #moon knight meme #mk memes #mk meme #oscar isaac #marko's edits #I imagine steven just gets like #really fuckin sad when he's hungry #just :c *stomach growls*#that's him #and then he gets a snack and is like c': thank you #I wanna make steven food

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funkbun · 9 months

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I be

Queen?

#alegander after spending years learning about the snakqueens and what they've done: Yeah i could do that maybe #im pretty sure this is actually a fuller sentence and he writes 'Too risky' below it. but ''I be queen?'' is so fuckin funny #bug game #snakqueens #stole this from the bugged snacks discord i never look at cause im too lazy to boot up the game myself to find it lol

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sicc-nasti · 9 months

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Art Fight attack for @reptil-enjoyer and their WONDERFUL SCOUT OC CHERRY WHO IS SO FREAKIN CUTE UWAHHH LOVE THIS GUY he should absolutely kick Courier's ass for sneakin his Bonk!

#tf2 #tf2 oc #tf2 courier #tf2 cherry #tf2 scout #art fight #art fight 2023 #af 2023 #my art #my oc #friends oc #i love cherry so much he is so freakin adorable and ALSO just a fuckin awesome design #tf2 tenth class oc #brodie stop stealing everyones snacks challenge level impossible

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oh-meow-swirls · 8 months

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i love how unhinged the anime is. esp since the dub aired on fucking DISNEY. like what the fuck-

#puppy rambles #yo-kai watch #i mean i think it was disney xd specifically which i think is meant to have an older age range #but like. still #i mean have you SEEN the manjimutt segments. and also b3-nk1 #one of my favorite unhinged moments in the anime is in snack wars where nate imagines making a fuckin'. candy gundam. like #it's hilarious but also what were they on-#also all of springdale five-yo. it's hilarious but also it is. so chaotic #i don't know how they came up with it but it's amazing #idk how they came up with most things in the anime honestly though sfkldjdfslkfdjklsdf-#some of my favorite unhinged anime moments:#as i mentioned. the candy gundam in snack wars #yo-kai peppillon isn't that unhinged but it's still hilarious #the fitnolympics episode is also really funny #all of springdale five-yo. it is so unhinged #also the directator episodes. what is happening there #i'm fond of boyclops saying he climbs mount everest every morning. boyclops pallysol and lady longnek are hilarious tbh #there's honestly too many really unhinged moments for me to think of any specific ones-#i'm only on ep039 and it's already this unhinged #i'm saving watching more anime for october cuz i'm almost at the dracunyan episode so i wanna wait for spoopy month #that reminds me that i still haven't watched m01. i should do that at somepoint #it's good from what i remember #and then i have to wait for so l o n g to watch m02. cuz it's after ep098 #and idk where m03 fits in to all this-#and i'm probably not gonna watch shadowside or y-school heroes #i wanna watch exclamation point n music note tho. idk where to watch them but i want to-

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heirofnepeta · 10 months

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i hate when i get incredibly fixated on something in the middle of the night because i CAN research it and i CAN talk to my friends about it but IM SO FUCKING SLEEPU GODDAMN THE PERSON WHO DECIDED TO KEEP ME U-oh. wait.

#there isnt a point to this post im just tired and my brains fixating on thoughts of like #what if half life homestuck #what is gordon freeman's fuckin.. uhhhhhhhhhhhhh classpect #how would a half life mspfa go #all things running thru my head at a millio n miles an hour but im so eepy because i got caffeine high from chugging cherry water flavourin #i was chugging it because it makes a good snack while drawing (ive been drawing my other fixation [pokemon])#actually wait. i still have like half the thing of it #welp time to get ont he second caff high #so i can hopefully stay awake from now to at least 8 pm tomorrow and head to sleep #anyways if uhhhhhhhhhh #if you wanna tell me about your thoughts on a half life homestuck thing or if it already exists please do tell me #i NEED to know

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tittyinfinity · 10 months

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No you can not tell your child "don't talk back to me" when they're 27

#god forbid i stand up for myself #mom woke me up yelling because i hadn't woken up and made my kid breakfast #but the reason i was sleeping in in the first place was because he got up early and i stayed up to make him fuckin breakfast!!#so then it turned into me being a bad mother because i wasnt making him lunch #like. he has quick snacks!!#lunchables apples bananas strawberries chips yogurt mocrowave meals etc #she didnt have to cook him a full meal she could have waited another hour for me to wake up #my son's gonna be 9 in a month and a half its not like hes a toddler

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thychesters · 1 year

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LUFFY SAID “WE’RE COMING FOR YOU ROBIN ... and usopp” BUT APPARENTLY NOT SANJI LMAO AYE CAPTAIN FUCK THAT GUY I GUESS

#he's gonna fall off rocketman and fuckin drown but at least he got to sit up front with his snack while zoro tried to choke chopper out #first mate got out the transponder snail and said 'cp9? can i talk to that blond guy? ... goodbye you son of a bitch.'#friendship with sanji ENDED apparently! he's coming for robin and usopp ... but not you you can rip in pieces #kate watches op #water 7

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faunandfloraas · 3 months

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the fact theres no skz video of them trying australian food............... unthinkable

#felix and chris can host since they'd be biased #i mean theyve lived with australians and been here so theyve def had a lot of it 100%#but regardless i would like to see their feelings on like lamingtons and vegemite ooooh pavlova...#i mean they had a snack pack and fairy bread in those ancient videos but i mean an actual australian interviewer bringing food to try #anyway this post bought to you by: I watched ateez eating australian snacks #and nothing but respect to the guy who hated all the sweets but heavily fucked with vegemite i love you #and hongjoong ? idk i just like his vibes hes real fun to look at too #they gave em heavy fuckin vegemite tho the fact most of them said they liked it................ perhaps its love with me and them

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mildmayfoxe · 5 months

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today i did some shopping with a friend and bought way too many expensive snacks for my family but also went to a german restaurant for lunch because it was a nice day (50 degrees) and they have a side patio so we sat out there and i was reunited with gluhwein my best friend gluhwein and i also ate several soft pretzels and a potato crepe thing with smoked salmon and dill creme fraiche and once again it reminded me of the time i visited my sister the architect in denmark when she lived in copenhagen briefly (i went in 2019 in november) and the highlight of that trip was all the billion outdoor christmas markets with booths with mulled wine and every SINGLE holiday season since i think about how right the europeans are about that. we should have booths with mulled wine around all the time leading up to christmas and it's despicable that we don't

#chatpost #my friend paid for lunch!! which is SOOO nice bc it was mostly me dragging her around to stores lmfao hahahahahah #but i also paid for the parking ticket she got while we were eating LMAO !!! she forgot to pay the meter so i venmoed her for it #i really went crazy this year for christmas i have a million thigns for my siblings and a TON of food for everybody #my parents dont get shit (untrue my dad gets gift cards for the fuckin. fancy saw he wants.)#(and my mother is impossible to shop for but i got her some socks :/)#i just placed a $60 nuts.com order of snacks and today i got another $120 of just fancy food lmao. we are a food-based family #HOPEFULLY EVERYONE IS HAPPY

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floral-hex · 8 months

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oooooooo I’m so tired of tinnitus oh my god

#constant noise!#and not the cool noise!#I got that baby driver hearing problem but x5000… maybe… I dunno they never went into detail on his hearing #but anyway mine is bad and annoying and forever and ever #you think I’d be used to it by now since I’ve had it for a year or… two? now. but nope #whatever #just complaining #not serious here. sorry. this isn’t a depressing post. just annoyance #although yeah it kindaaaaa uhhhhhh is fuckin depressing when I’m sitting alone and it’s just loud air in my head #very isolating…#hey I didn’t want to get depressing here #I’m gonna go get a snack or two #I need like a really loud partner that loves to talk all the time #oh my god that would be heaven #just talk about whatever forever. minecraft or crochet or anything #because no one will talk to me anymore and when they do they’re so quiet #I have to wait for my good days to talk to people #it sucks butts in a bad way #I’m gonna beat the crap of out of that fricken baby driver twink #I wish tinnitus was cool like he made it seem!#I tried listening to a ton of music and I just got a headache after a couple hours #granted it gives me headaches in general but blasting music definitely doesn’t help #I would say protect your hearing but mine is all fucked up from bacteria or something no one knows #doctors say just live with it 🤷🏻‍♂️#this is too much information. I’m sorry! I’m rambling! this is what I mean when I say I miss talking #you can ignore this #text

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trashbaget · 1 year

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#i…………i have……………i have a fucking DATE tomorrow !!!#im going on a motherfucking DATE tomorrow?????#not only am i going on a DATE tomorrow but im going on my FIRST?? DATE?? tomorrow??? AND I PLANNED IT??? kinda???#bro. bruh. bra. breastie. ive got a motherfucking date tomorrow and >i< asked >him< out!????#we’re gonna go to the store to get snacks and then we’re watching this christmas romcom that was filmed in my hometown that’s sposed to be #really shitty & we’re both such suckers for shitty movies aldhakdja. fuuuuuuuck. im going on a date tomorrow yall. what the fuck. WHAT THE F #yall im going on a date tomorrow. im. im so excited??? im so excited!!! i have a DATE?? tomorrow????? with a boy???? that i like??? and i???#fuck what if we kiss!!??? what if we hold hands??!!! WHAT DO I WEAR !!!!?????!!!????!!!!!!??!!!!!#fuck what do i wear……………………ive got like sweaters? or this neat little turtleneck tank top? but what would i wear with it it’s freezing??#i was thinking my overalls but uhh….is that like??? idk.. is that too casual slash not very dateish??#what says This Is A Date but is still comfy enough that i can sprawl the fuck out on his couch to watch movies in the ideal position #wait………..i could…….i might use him as a pillow…….omgggggggg…….ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that’s so fucking cute alfhskdjskfjsldndns #fuck i really hope he kisses me. idk. is rhat getting hopes up or something? ctrl^5can you tell i have issues letting myself be excited?ct^5 #it doesn’t matter!!! it’s exciting!!!! im excited!!!!!! i have a fucking date!!!!!!! with a guy i really like!!!!!!! and i wanna kiss him!!!#he’s just some guy #feeling very Oh GOD what if WHEN HE SEES ME—i like him and HE KNOWS IT???? about all this hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaah. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH #HOLY HEELLLLL!!!!!!! I HAVE A DATE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???????????????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#oh my god what do i wear………..should i do makeup??? nahhh. i dont think im gonna. i wanna be as comfy as possible & im still experimental #fuckin. what if we kiss. what if we. you know. get together. and like i’ll have a boyfriend. holy shit what the fuck. i could have a boyfrie #i could have a boyfriend????? what the fucking hell????? what if it goes well and we kiss and he wants to get together???? how the hell do r #relationships start???? uggghhhhh!!!!!! writing about romance is so much easier than living it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can write meet cutes and #first kisses and getting togethers all day fucking long but FUCK if i’ve gotta go on a REAL LIFE DATE on my own!!????!!!!!#holy shit. i could go home for christmas and just be sat there like. 🧍they dont know that i have a boyfriend🧍#wooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh. what a goddamn trip that will be. what the shit. holy fuck we could kiss??? we might kiss???? two besT FRIENDS????#THEY MIGHT KISS????? THEY SHOULD KISS!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLYYYYY SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!! i have a date tomorrow.#🧍#i—#i have a date tomorrow—

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