Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet (Live, 2023)
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was laughing hysterically to myself while making this
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ok but does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band and oh baby you're a classic like a little black dress you'll be faded soon stuck on a little hot mess and i will never believe in anything again and i will never end up like him behind my back i already am keep a calendar this way you will always know the last time you came through oh darling i know what you're going through and say my name and his in the same breath i dare you to say they taste the same let the leaves fall off in the summer and let december glow in flames and what a match i am half doomed and you're semi-sweet so boycott love detox just to retox and i promised you anything for another shot at life and my body is an orphanage we take everyone in doing lines of dust and sweat off of last nights stage just to feel like you and-
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guys I love being asexual but I also love those songs that make me feel like a slut with bitches lined up down the block
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Peroxide princes shine like shark teeth, it's a sign, it's a sign(it's a sign), it's a sign; what if you peaked early?
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DOES HE
DOES HE KNOW THE WAY I WORSHIP OUR LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW THE WAY THAT THE SUNSHINE GLEAMS FROM YOUR WEDDING BAND???????
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"I can fix him" yeah well I will never end up like him. Behind my back I already am
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but I will never end up like him
behind my back I already am
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Semifinals: Favorite FOB Song?
Hum Hallelujah vs Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet
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