#hello friend :0-) !

[shvkespearc]

so LOL my new job completely fucked me over and scammed me by telling me i'd work 20 hours a week immediately, then saying they won't have proper availability for a few more weeks, now saying they can barely give me hours at all, IF ANY, for the foreseeable future.

well my life goes on and continues to include expenses even as i try to apply for new jobs

in the meantime well my poetry books are still for sale!

you can get them for as little as 1 dollar or customize the amount to anything! PLEASE THEYRE NOT BAD- (INSERT REVIEWS HERE) the site is perfectly safe to buy from and v easy!

[thapunqueen]

wyd when these guys steal your organs and then laugh at your penis tipped feet

[nyukyusnz]

i love loser men.

[puppycheesecake]

No more Fallout for me. ( ╯︿╰ ) New update went and broke my whole damn game.

[decarabiandivorce]

AU where the entire old mondstadt gang gets revived into modern (as in version 4.4 give or take) teyvat. Nb and venti are absolutely overjoyed to see eachother again, gunnhildr and jean have an “:D twinsies!!!!!!!” moment, diluc has to take a few seconds to comprehend that the redhaired warrior is not in fact his dad (genetics is one thing but those two look nearly identical), and amos is off somewhere teaching amber and razor how to hunt. everything is going great until the traveler reports to venti a few days later that they can’t do their weekly dvalin bossfight because someone keeps arguing with him and occupying the domain (deca comes along too but the only reason no one knew is because he was too busy trying to negotiate who lives in the tower and how)

This is all wonderful but consider this: Decarabian is just laying on the floor of the boss fight and Dvalin is just. "TRAVELER PLEASE MOVE HIM. I THINK HE'S DEAD. HE HASN'T MOVED IN .... A WEEK OR SO"

Dvalin has no context on who this guy is. He smells kinda like Barbatos but why is just???? Laying down???? He could feel the sadness emanating from the guy and its Really killing the vibe.

The old Mondstadt and new Mondstadt team barge into the tower battle ready and are "..." when he's not even attempting to fight.

Deca is just in shock and has been processing things. For instance apparently his entire city hates him???? And then they tried to murder him???? And.... and they succeeded. He could feel ever speck of light inside him fade away. His citizens murder him. Amos murderes him. They set fire to the tower and killed him.

So many emotions are going through his head. Sadness. Bitterness. Fear for his citizens. Anger. All the stages of grief and betrayal!!!

Also theres a giant dragon here now and a blonde person with a talking toddler trying to swordfight. Huh. This might as well be happening.

[aman-duuh]

a... lot is happening here.

[determinedfanartist]

*Politely baps you with tail*

:0

Hello?

[idk what to make of this]

[inside-the-boxxx]

It’s name is Jabingabongles.

Heheh lil siller

This is Phil :>

[butchdonne]

GUYS HSGDHDH GUYS I THINK MY EX WANTS TO BUY THOSE TRANS FLAG EARRINGS

[henryisalesbian]

Tis’ I, a new Tumblr member who’s been on here for a few days-

oh-! well hello! nice to meet you ^^

[mccall-me-maurice]

a very random serious post in the midst of all of my mess!

be nice. it’s free. that’s all.

[cinna-bunnie]

i had a fun day 2 day ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა everyone has been so nicey 2 me all day from the minute i left my house earlier ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ♡⁠

i went to a Retreat for the first time for work earlier 0: and I did SO good for being up since 2am it didn't even feel like it 💀

it was so chill i drove like an hour away but Away from the city so there wasn't rly traffic and the mountains r so pretty 2 drive thru (❁´◡`❁) got some rain n v low clouds and since it's autumn there's all these pretty colors. i took an edible on the way n was just jammin out n enjoying the scenery among the many safe opportunities 2 look

and then at the thing we got 2 do different ice breakers n go on decently long breaks; i got 2 hang in different groups n actually Talk w a bunch of ppl which i never have time for omg. it's nice working at a legal nonprofit, i would NOT want to do this with corporate mfs !! 😹

went around n said hii to the enbies and i ran up a hill that looked a lot smaller than it was, i made it like 80% of the way before my legs were immediately like no girl we're done !! but my brain was like but it's Right There, and i struggled 2 finish the climb but I Did !! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა and i was so so tired i do not remember ever being that winded before 💀 getting down was so much slower n worse bc my legs were Done and when i finally made it to the bottom i laid flat on my back for like 15m, and when when i made it back to sit n chill i still need like 10 more minutes akskska. i do not b exercising !! i just wanted 2 play it looked fun and i got excited (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

in between things i was working on my sister's choker n kept winding up w a group of ppl around me 2 talk to about it and just talk 2 in general n the company was rly nice (❁´◡`❁) ♡ had a lot of different kinda talks 2day!! everyone is a sweetie!! some ppl r so funny n chill and i rly hope 2 get 2 talk more casually w people perhaps As Friends when i go in 👉👈

there's one girl in particular who is rly cute n sweet and i want 2 see her again ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა when I got home finally i had 2 hop on my work laptop real quick 2 look up her name again 2 make sure i didn't forget ☝️😌 we do not work at the same office but hii i am visiting next week 🐇

yippee!!!! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა !!!

[lex-the-lesbiann]

hey uhhhhh lex . eem . Goodbye Earl by The Chicks is Autumn and Linda . btw .

OH YOURE SO RIGHT OH MY GOD

[bunnie-bits]

i wanna kis (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) it's almost midnight ladies u know what that means .. (yearning hours)

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Spoke to someone I don’t know over the phone, 11 dead, 32 injured

[monstroum]

it seems i’ve made matters worse . / mr. memphis!

the sound memphis' teeth make when they sink down into his apple is unbelievably loud , but he doesn't seem to notice . some of the fruit's juice runs down the side of his hand and the man has no qualms in running his tongue across the curve of his thumb . it's obscene and not the kind of behaviour one should be displaying in public ( was he even allowed to bring outside food into a diner ? ) . either way , he was far more interested in the shiny red apple in his hand than the very serious woman sitting across from him . " hm , you do have a knack for ruining things . " memphis casually pointed out in-between chews . his pale eyes were suddenly on her . " and that's what i like about you , birdy . "

he flashed every single one of his sharp teeth at her in a wide grin . there was so much pain and misery looming over that girl's head and yet , she seemed to have no fun in inflicting it upon others . A SHAME , really , but mr. memphis wasn't complaining . he took another large bite of his apple and a waitress gave him the stink-eye . the guy was far too busy pointing his scarred finger at odile's nose . " that pretty face of yours can't hide all the nasty business goin' on inside you . others might not see it , but i do ─── rotten . absolutely rotten . " he scrunches his nose as he says that six letter word but it is out of delight . after all , FILTH RECOGNISES FILTH ( well , potential filth , odile still had a long way to go if she was to become the worst possible version of herself ) . but that soul of hers was getting in the way : nothing but extra weight preventing her from spreading her wings and setting the skies on fire .

MEMPHIS WISHED HE COULD RELIEVE HER FROM THAT WEIGHT . and , just like the snake had done to eve back in the day , he extended an offering to odile . his arm stretched across the table separating them to hold out an apple , half-eaten , sure , but still , a gift to qualm a woman's guilty conscience . " here . have a bite . "