#hello pbs why are you dumb

[blahhhhhhhohmigosh]

adding to the anon's puppy ask, Donnie could be repairing part of the automatic food dispensers and accidentally spills dogfood all over himself.

it wouldn't be the puppy's faults if they're hungry and Donnie now smells yummy

A Sweet situation

A/n: I wasnt sure if yall whanted D or Mik get tickled so i decided to do both+ some extra Fluff to this fic I hope thats okay. Hope you enjoy!

Characters:

Lee Donnie, Mikey

Ler the Doggies , Mikey, Donnie

Extra:Todd

Love: Plantonic and friendly if you ship brothers or some other pro ship then get outta here.

Summary: Donnie and Mikey promised Todd to repair his food dispenser. But something Lickery happend that made Mikey do something... sweet.

It was around Lunch time and the Pb&J duo was driving too Todds place the turtle tank. He called them and said he needed help with the food dispenser. The turtles didnt whant to go there cuz of a mision but Todd was their friend so they decided to help him anyway.

🧡: Im tired...and ofc that dispenser had to get cowabummed or something...

💜:Angelo, I know were tired well mostly you, but we promised Todd the help we just go check and get back.

🧡:True...He did save us 3 times and gave us that dumb old van...that we overpaied with that puppyland.

💜:You mean 2 times? That one time with shreeder and that one time with the crazy dentists.

🧡:Nope. 3 times. Long short history he saved me from meatsweats. Uhm i explain later im too tired to do this.

Explained Mikey. Donnie looked at him with a " I whant to hear that story" face then looked back at the road.

When they came they got welcomed with some sunshine lemonade and some cookies that Todd baked. Whrn they were done Todd took them to the area of the dispenser.

🤎:I tried Everything to spill the food out but nothing works! It wont let out the food thats in the dispenser can you two please help??

💜:Well that why we are here right Angelo?

🧡:Yep! Dont worry Todd! We will fix it as fast as we came here!

🤎:... So an entire hour?

🧡:Ye- whait wut?! We were driving in the tank an hour ago-

💜: No Mikey forgot we were on a mission?

🧡:Ohhh right sorry bout that Todd we were kinda busy but now we can 100% help!

🤎:Okay! I go make some lemonade for you guys! I bet you guys were really tired after the mission!

🧡:Thanks Todd!

Said Mikey as Todd walked away for the lemonade. The duo walked over to the food dispenser that was souronded by the hungry puppies.

They let out sad hungry noises. Mikey picked one up and started petting it.

🧡:Hello little one!

💜:Mikey we are suposed to work remember? Not playing around with the puppies!

🧡:Right! I nearly forgot!

Said Mikey he took the puppie up, showed it to other puppies and made a speech.

🧡: Our puppy friends! We know that you guys had a problem with the food! So as one of the creator of this place i promise we will give you the food right away!

Said mikey with a dramatic speech. The puppies started jumping around as Donnie rolled his eyes. It was not because he didnt whant to be here... okay it was one of the reassons but the second resson is cuz he is tired of doing things for today he just whanted to lay down and go to sleep or watch his phone.

D kneeld down to the dispenser level meanwhile Mikey put the puppy down and sat next to Donnie. Donnie took som tools out of his battle shell.

🧡: Hmmm it looks fine too me!

💜: But you can not open it Angelo. It isnt always how it looks like.

🧡:But what if I did this...UH-

Mikey punched the dispenser. Yes. Punched. Guess who didnt have the brain shell today?(GET IT??? BRAIN SHELL CUZ THEY ARE TUR-meh nvm)

Mikeys idea did work tho but not as they planed. The food spilled everywhere especialy the 2 turtles. The puppys looked at them like they were a kind of a good treat. The puppies frozed meanwhile the turtles grouned.

💜:Mikey next time you punch a machine can you atleast tell me? Now were both dirty!

🧡: Opis sorry brother! I will ask you next-... why are the puppys staring at us?

💜:Mikey cuz were coverd in foo- ... we beter run before they-

Donnie tried to say but was cutoff by a army of puppys running their way. The puppies jumped on the 2 turtles and started licking the dog food of.

🧡:NOOHOHOHO- AHH PUHUHPIES STHO- AHGAHAH

Mikey tried saying but he forgot dogs cant human languge in other words english unless someone thought them especialy puppys.

💜:NOHOHOHO- OH MI GHOHOGOS- IHI SWEHEHER IHIHI- GAHAGSGAG

Donnie laughed out loud with his youngest brother, cackling, lauging and gigling. They defenetly didnt expect this after that mission- That continued around 4-5min until Todd came in with the boys on the floor, looking wet(I mean duh they were like to death), having tears in their eyes and still gigling from the left out gigles.

🤎:OH NO!! did something happend?

🧡:Yehehes ahaha puhuhuhpy athahahck

💜:Thohohod i thhihihnk ithths thime fhor hus tohoho gho hohome. Whe fixhed you're machinhe so I ththink were done here right?

🤎:Yes ofc! Have a nice rest BFF'S!

Said the capybara when the two gigling turtles walked to the turtle tank still gigling.

When they came back Mikey got an idea for boredom so he went too Donnies room. They were exhausted but also bored so it was the best idea for now to hear a bit more of Donnies laughter.

When Mikey went into Donnies room he sat on his chair watching his phone. He was too exhausted too work. When he saw Mikey sneak in he spoke.

💜:Angelo if ya think I'm blind u are wrong, Need anything brother?

🧡:Just checking on ya! I mean that was kinda exhausting ya know...when the sweet puppies ti-

Mikey got shushed by Donnies finger as Mikey stod next to the chair Donnie is sitting on.

💜:SHHH! DONT YOU EVEN DARE BRIGN THAT MEMORY!It was SO embarrassing....

Donnie said with a slight blush from embarrassment looked away with embarrassment in his eyes, he did have fun but it was kinda embarrassing some puppies got them, the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He then turned his look to his phone agian.

🧡:But ya gotta admit! It was fun! Even if we got embarrassed at least we weren't bored right D?

Mikey said poking his side. As Mikey poked it Donnie jumped up as his eyes widened and almost dropped his phone, as he catches his phone in time with his hand the other hand was holding Mikeys hand.

💜:AnGELO- DONT. Don't. Even. Think. About. It.

Mikey didnt listen too his brother and poked him agian. He was mischievous, did he got it from Leo? Maybe but that wasn't the time too think about genes, it was time for war.

💜:*Sigh* I warned ya now ya will suffer the consequences mine dear brother!

Donnie said as he tackled the box turtle to the ground as he smirked. Mikey was nervous panicked but at the same time happy and exited finally they arent bored.

🧡:D-D we can talk thrOUG-

Donnie didn't let Mikey finish his sentence as he squeezed his sides with a smirk. Mikey started giggling and squeaking as he tried to kick Donnie of him or make him fall down.

💜:What's wrong Angelo? Not so confident now huh? Ya know if ya are gonna keep moving even more I will dig into you're sides even more, What about that hm? Ya like the deal?

Donnie said with a smirk, but he forgot Mikey was strong he trained really much and he could throw an entire ship away with his mystic weapon so why can't he throw Donnie off? Well he can. And he just did.

As Donnie talked Mikey pushed Donnie of him and tackled him too digging in into his armpits. Donnie tried too block them with his arms but it was hard, as he blocked Mikeys tickle atacks he tried not too laugh, he wasn't planning on giving him the satisfaction. He finally bursted out laughing as he kicked around and laughed, they were having a tickle fight for some more minutes but then they heard Leo's voice.

💙:I'm gonna act like nothing is happening rn anyways we're getting pizza ya guys are coming?

💜🧡:PIZZA!!

They both said as they pushed off each other and ruined through the exit with Leo and Raph to go get pizza.

[sarahhillips]

Deborah Sampson, Soldier of the Revolution

Finally, a butch lesbian.

Henri be like my brethren are finally here

And he’s stealing food from them

THEYRE FRENCH

“Paying tribute to the pastry of my homeland.”

Henri should be sixteen and tall by now

It really bothers me that these characters didn’t age at all

Sarahs gets rescued by a butch lesbian

“You don’t even look old enough to shave!”

Ben is 75 and still boning

Oh fuck it 🌬️

Washington is hellbent on getting back at Arnold

“Honoring me with these BALLS?!”

Deborah be like fuck it I’m gonna be colonial Mulan

“I never want to see a naked man ever again.”

“I give to you, a diploma!”

Yes Sarah, preach. Women should be able to do what they want 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Conflict in the South

Oh fuck this is the one with Jefferson

Yeah but he wasn’t referring to you Sarah bc you’re a woman

She’s really excited too, like a dog

Sarah relax. Stop. What are you doing?

SARAH STOP. STOP STOP STOP

That was so fucking awkward

Sarah just shut up you sound like my mother

How does Sarah stan this man so hard

Strategizing with muffins because why not

Sarah is SHOOK

hello titty mitty 🦞

And they just kept going

This would be the perfect episode for Arnold to kidnap Sarah. Like she gets caught up in the ambush and gets yanked onto his horse.

Damn they’re stealing from loyalists

Well, not anymore

Imagine if Henri found shrooms in the woods and ate them

James that was mean

20 horses for your boats

I’m an Americon

Stop lying to us PBS Jefferson was a real life monster

“You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into.”

James Armistead

Arnies perfect for Von Steuben

Just the way he says his own name

If you believed in freedom then you wouldn’t have slaves you dumb cunt

How does Henri have pecs already

How is it hot in March

Arnold really is a great villain in this show.

Now Arnold knows he has a spy

Sarahs gonna be the “Are you wearing stays?” kind of mom to her daughter.

Henri you got that swag now

Bro is suspish of you James

So Benedict is heading north on Clintons orders.

Why does James have such a smooth buttery voice

Imagine how much Henri could eat if he smoked pot.

Hey Cato it’s a small world after all

[baekhvuns]

I was dreading to open your blog and read your reply, cause I knew the slander would be too much 😐😐😐😐 I'm simply closing my eyes. Blocking the haters (aka user baekhvuns). I actually stayed up late to watch the match and it was not worth it, thankfully Sanhwa went live and their Lego shenanigans were more exciting 💀 I kept yelling "wake up, Madrid, Ancelotti use your fucking brain and Gavi get off the pitch!". Benzema in his salty era, yikes, I know he's mad that his goal was offside and so am I, but come on.

Moving on........

I just hope that if the allegations against Gr**nw**d are true, the girl won't go through the same shit again. 🙃

Yeah the Atiny I met has been following Atz around since last year, that's why I blocked her and stopped interacting with her recently. She's not dangerous, but how manu times do you have to see them? That Judy girl is so fucked, she thinks she's doing something??? And is besties with NCT???

Fucking LSM destroying his own company, ffs I've always said he'd be the downfall of SM. Chris Lee what a dumb greedy bitch, no wonder these two are related. But speaking of dumb people. The delusion and saviour complex is huuuuuge. And did you see that "SM with Hybe" Twitter account???

Avocados don't like snow so I'm not shocked your uni closed ajshaisshhajahwkkaa. Pls stay inside it's safer and cosier 😭. Omfg knife crime typical London behaviour, sigh. Paris is bad too lol, not the safest place, Berlin is better, but the city is also on my shitlist, too privileged. Kai you don't need to go there

"Your guys's hierarchy" hey, don't group me with them Brits, I'm just an outsider who has been studying the UK behaviour for years 😭 Brummie accent was once voted the least appealing, but foreigners are obsessed with it cause of PB, so hilarious. I like beans on toast, I'm afraid... BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ME BRITISH OKAY.

I remember when Hwa apologised he couldn't dye his hair black yet, because of Imitation?!?!? Some people had the audacity to comment on the grey hair 🔫🔫🔫🔫

Cornish accent is sometimes called "the most American of UK's accents" but they're not like deep South, Cornwall is nice and fun! I guess the difference between most Southern English accents and Cornish is that they roll their "Rs". I have some friends from there, one got into performing school as a child and they asked her mother if she could "get rid of the village accent" huh?! She wasn't even from a village

Breaking Wommys hearts kusuahsjsjauaah but I'm not complaining 🥰 yes to fencer or racer Hwa

WHAT did you just say about the nose 🔫🔫🔫 my feelings are soft, I just wanna perform some cannibalism ok. let me bite Seonghwa's nose in peace!

Finally some Atz x fashion interaction! Seonghwa next pls 🤗

Liking anything when you're over 25 is illegal Baek, so have fun while it lasts. Later it's just taxes, mortgage, 2 shifts etc. no happy days in sight 🤗

Everyone's screaming shaking and crying trying to find Seonghwa's winter MD, but ever since I saw the blurred previews I knew I had to have him, so I'm safe! I'M GONNA EAT HIM I REALLY WILL!!!! THE HEART BLUSH?!?!?!? I'M UNWELL

This is bad for me, a cat boys enthusiast 🙄

Pls look away OP, you don't need to perceive him. In constant battle with myself, because I wanna gatekeep Seonghwa, but also want everyone to know and praise him 🤧

My rockstar gf! and Mingi toooooo

I'm on the floor actually. The 2nd photo 🥴🥴🥴🥴

👀👀👀 but girlie was stressed msjsjdjsjabsnswjsh

Hwa is watching The Alchemy of Souls, I won. Also TAoS Hwa AU...... 😊

And can we talk about KQF2 name... it's pronounced"SAIKERS"?! Say XIKE lmaoooo - DV 💖

hello!!

I was dreading to open your blog and read your reply, cause I knew the slander would be too much 😐😐😐😐 I'm simply closing my eyes. Blocking the haters (aka user baekhvuns). I actually stayed up late to watch the match and it was not worth it, thankfully Sanhwa went live and their Lego shenanigans were more exciting 💀 I kept yelling "wake up, Madrid, Ancelotti use your fucking brain and Gavi get off the pitch!". Benzema in his salty era, yikes, I know he's mad that his goal was offside and so am I, but come on. Moving on……..

anon… ur in for a ride,,, both ur teams LMFAOOO 😭😭😭😭 BARCA COOKED!!!! HUMILIATION? HUMILIATION !!!!! AND WITHOUT OUR MAJOR PLAYERS???? GETFOOO AGAINST THE SAME REAL MADRID??? HELP RHQKDHQKDHKW TAKE GAVI OUT???? TAKE VINI OUT BRO WAS WWE-ING ON THE GROUND AND DIDN’T GET A RED AND DISRESPECTING THE REF???? 🔫🔫🔫 and now the second leg with pedri, dembele, lewa ???? cOOKING !!!! forever rm’s owners <;3 no wonder they got bodied

mOVING ON DEBKBJFBJQ TO THIS

and man united ??? 7-0??? LMFAOOOO?????? WHAT THE FUCK???  THIS IS TERRIBLE FHWNHDK

I just hope that if the allegations against Grnwd are true, the girl won't go through the same shit again. 🙃 /// Yeah the Atiny I met has been following Atz around since last year, that's why I blocked her and stopped interacting with her recently. She's not dangerous, but how manu times do you have to see them? That Judy girl is so fucked, she thinks she's doing something??? And is besties with NCT???

tbh i hope someone finds a loophole in the case and gets him to be held accountable, his careers def gone & he’s def not playing for the england national team 🤚🏻 they’re already shit wouldn’t want them to become even more,,,

anon ur friends are 👁questionable👁 NOOO SRS THE NCT JUDY GIRLIE WHAT IN THE WORLD ???? hoping sm sues her bc what tf?? their bodyguards need to bodyslam her some sense

????? he’s nicer than me fr

Fucking LSM destroying his own company, ffs I've always said he'd be the downfall of SM. Chris Lee what a dumb greedy bitch, no wonder these two are related. But speaking of dumb people. The delusion and saviour complex is huuuuuge. And did you see that "SM with Hybe" Twitter account???

THEYRE SO 😭😭😭 WHAT EVEN IS THIS “kpop is slowing down” it never was that famous to begin with!!! its really mostly on twt which for some = worldwide,,, but i have to say even those not remotely into kpop know solder sm groups,, i wonder why kpop slowed down,,, maybe bc everything is about achievements now 🔫🔫 the saviour complex of this company and man needs to be studied,, the music quality deteriorated and now mr hybe will come to save it with it’s auto tune <3 one thing i liked about sm was the insane music quality they had,,, doing this shitshow online is so tragic to see,,, I DID AND WHAT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT IS THAT 😭😭😭😭 the artists coming on their bubble to say “i don’t know what’s happening but im with u” bro 😭😭😭

Avocados don't like snow so I'm not shocked your uni closed ajshaisshhajahwkkaa. Pls stay inside it's safer and cosier 😭. Omfg knife crime typical London behaviour, sigh. Paris is bad too lol, not the safest place, Berlin is better, but the city is also on my shitlist, too privileged. Kai you don't need to go there

WILL DO 🫡 no bc wth is this knife problem in uk 😭😭😭 there’s so many true crime cases on it like??? kINVES BELONG IN THE KITCHEN KEEP THEM THERE! i feel like france and ny is the same thing,, the pickpocketing 😭🤚🏻 speaking of berlin,,, is this an accurate representation FBKWHDKW

"Your guys's hierarchy" hey, don't group me with them Brits, I'm just an outsider who has been studying the UK behaviour for years 😭 Brummie accent was once voted the least appealing, but foreigners are obsessed with it cause of PB, so hilarious. I like beans on toast, I'm afraid… BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ME BRITISH OKAY.

YEAH SO TECHNICALLY UR A BRIT 🔫 u become what u eat and live in 🤚🏻 no bc the brummie accent, and the nottingham accent how DO U EVEN UNDERSTAND THEM one of my cousins is from nottingham and she spoke to me and i ???? went pass my head,, so fast i just stared at her nodded <3 STOPPPPP THATS SO NASTY MY FATHER HAS AN OBSESSION WITH THE BEANS ON TOAST WHY DO U ALL EAT LIKE ITS STILL WW1 COME ON 😭😭😭 UR BRITISH RBWMDHWK PEAK BRITISH

sorry what is this  

I remember when Hwa apologised he couldn't dye his hair black yet, because of Imitation?!?!? Some people had the audacity to comment on the grey hair 🔫🔫🔫🔫

some people should have their rights taken away

Cornish accent is sometimes called "the most American of UK's accents" but they're not like deep South, Cornwall is nice and fun! I guess the difference between most Southern English accents and Cornish is that they roll their "Rs". I have some friends from there, one got into performing school as a child and they asked her mother if she could "get rid of the village accent" huh?! She wasn't even from a village

AHHHHHHH hopefully they’re not just exactly like how americans are personality wise,, NOT THE VILLAGE ACCENT NOOOO 😭😭😭😭yOU GUYS ARE BRUTAL CALLING THEM OUT ON EVERYTHING 😭😭

Breaking Wommys hearts kusuahsjsjauaah but I'm not complaining 🥰 yes to fencer or racer Hwa /// WHAT did you just say about the nose 🔫🔫🔫 my feelings are soft, I just wanna perform some cannibalism ok. let me bite Seonghwa's nose in peace!

wommy’s need to be shown their place 🤚🏻 not but there’s seriously like no woo fics in atiny writing community now 😭😭 fencer hwa and a racer hwa,, but what about a hockey player hwa <33 I SAID NOTHING ???? WHAT DID U READ 📸💥📸💥 📸 i saw this video the other day that explained ur liking for vampires i WILL find it by the next time i answer this HOPEFULLY why bite when u can take a seat

Finally some Atz x fashion interaction! Seonghwa next pls 🤗 /// Liking anything when you're over 25 is illegal Baek, so have fun while it lasts. Later it's just taxes, mortgage, 2 shifts etc. no happy days in sight 🤗

FINALLY!!!!!! BALMAIN AMBASSADOR SOON 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 seonghwa and of mingi for versace ?? would pass out,, LMFAOOOO will use my 20’s as a excuse to travel and live my yn moment <3 anon how’d ur mortgage going, how’s the job? HOWS KR BEEN

Everyone's screaming shaking and crying trying to find Seonghwa's winter MD, but ever since I saw the blurred previews I knew I had to have him, so I'm safe! I'M GONNA EAT HIM I REALLY WILL!!!! THE HEART BLUSH?!?!?!? I'M UNWELL

U ORDERED IT RIGHT???? GOD BLESS U IM ON MY WAY HIDE UR DOOR UR KIDS UR CATS UR PC’S IM ON MY WAY he looks like he’s about to join a furry con / star in a red velvet mv

This is bad for me, a cat boys enthusiast 🙄//// Pls look away OP, you don't need to perceive him. In constant battle with myself, because I wanna gatekeep Seonghwa, but also want everyone to know and praise him 🤧

OP TRUST ME HE’S MEAN ASF FUCK DONT STAN HIM LEAVE HIM ALONE 🔫🔫

My rockstar gf!  and Mingi toooooo /// I'm on the floor actually. The 2nd photo 🥴🥴🥴🥴 //// 👀👀👀 but girlie was stressed msjsjdjsjabsnswjsh

no bc how dare they do this photoshoot for japanese albums and not for korean ones! WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE AND THIS???? 😩😩 seonghwa for calvin klein when

Hwa is watching The Alchemy of Souls, I won. Also TAoS Hwa AU……😊 //// And can we talk about KQF2 name… it's pronounced"SAIKERS"?! Say XIKE lmaoooo - DV 💖

STOP STOP IVE BEEN CRYING OVER THAT DRAMA FBWMFBWKFHWKHDWCJCKCKCKCI KEPT THINKING ABOUT SEONGHWA IN IT 😭😭 nOW HOW DO WE SAY THAT NAME??? SHAKERS??? HIKERS??? saikers???? 😭😭😭😭

anon we’re finally getting the return of shoujo with stunning animation 😭😭

just, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT U COULD NOT HATE THIS COMPANY EVEN MORE

hot take, but they’re kinda right

[fernburgsystem]

Alter Introductions!

⚠ Warning: Long Post. Will be edited and expanded as need be ⚠

Adrien

Role: Co-Host

Age: 17

Birthday: 12/1

Pronouns: She/they

Boundaries: No talk of alcohol or drugs (especially weed)

<3: Drawing/painting, Math (contradictory, right?), reading

</3: cucumbers, the color #4287f5

Hello everyone, I’m Adrien, I normally go by Adri. I’m a painter and a writer and my favorite color is green.I’m the host alongside Micah and yeah!

Emoji signoff: 🎨

Alexander 

Role: Internal Caretaker

Age: 32

Birthday: 10/15

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: Taken

<3: Programming

</3: Programming

Hello, I’m Alexander, I’m the dad of the headspace. I love kids and hope to have some of my own one day.

Emoji signoff: 🐧

Amy

Role: Internal Caretaker

Age: 16

Birthday: 05/06

Pronouns: She/they

Boundaries: No romantic/sexual talk, you are all my children

<3: Baking, cooking

</3: Washing dishes

Hai! I’m Amy, I’m the mom of the headspace and I take care of the littles and honestly everyone (they’re all so dumb in their special little ways).

Emoji signoff: ❤️

Brendon

Role: Protector

Age: 29

Birthday: 05/11

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: No flirting

<3: Art/Art history, Cats, making coffee

</3: STEM in general

Hi I’m Brendon! I’m an arts professor at George Washington College, I’m married to Miles, and yeah. That’s me!

Emoji signoff: 💘

Brian 

Role: Introject

Age: 29

Birthday: 1/29

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: Nothing I can think of, will update in Future

<3: cooking, video games

</3: The United States Healthcare System

Hello everyone. I am Brian David Gilbert, the man with 3 white man first names. I am (was?) a YouTuber and yeah there’s not much else to say. Might post, might not, we’ll see where the tide takes us.

Emoji signoff: 🎮

Carolyn 

Role: Diversity hire

Age: 18

Birthday: 2/11

Pronouns: She/her

Boundaries: Got a gf so no flirting

<3: Fashion, Clothing design

</3: “historical” halloween costumes (if your going to do it, do it right)

I’m Carolyn, I like fashion and sewing. I used my powers for both good and evil, don’t test me. 

Emoji signoff: 🐞

Devon 

Role: Academic Protector

Age: 17

Birthday:

Pronouns: They/them

Boundaries: NO flirting,  compliments are okay

<3: studyblr, reading/writing, calligraphy

</3: mormonism (ex-mormons what's up), transphobia

Hey, I’m Devon. I’m the academic protector of the system, I love school and notetaking and ahhh yes yes yes.

Emoji signoff: 📚

Elijah 

Role: Unsure

Age: 21

Birthday: 09/27

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: Taken, platonic comments only

<3: Architecture, organization

</3: greek life (I don’t know why, I just hate it)

I’m Elijah, I’m an autistic Architecture major and I think that says everything I could say in the shortest way possible.

Emoji signoff: 🌲

Elizabeth

Role: Sexual Protector

Age: 17

Birthday: 4/4

Pronouns: She/her

Boundaries: Just shitposting, friends welcome

<3: WORMS, Andrew Garfield (my beloved)

</3: Slime, the smell of tomatoes

Hey hey hey, I’m Elizabeth, most people call me Liz because who wants to say Elizabeth. I’m a theatre tech kid and I’m autistic (loud and proud). Uh, yeah? Idk what else to add so that's me!

Emoji signoff: 🌟

Ezra

Role: Trauma Holder

Age: 231

Birthday: 3/9

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: I am married, just looking for friends! Ask me whatever :D

<3: Painting

</3: Ignorance

Hello everyone, my name is Ezra! I’m a vampire born in the early 1800s, I’m a painter and a seamstress. Nice to meet you!

Emoji signoff: 🦇

Jam

Role: Unsure

Age: 16

Birthday: 1/2

Pronouns: Changes, They/them

Boundaries: Don’t ask about Religion, I may be jewish, but please, I beg of you, ask someone more competent than me.

<3: PB&Js, floor time

</3: the english language, radical hate

Wham bam, I’m Jam! I’m a multimedia artist and I like shit music (I am very aware).

Emoji signoff: 🍇

Kathryn 

Role: External Caretaker

Age: 23

Birthday: 4/16

Pronouns: She/her

Boundaries: Nothing I can think of, talk to me 😘

<3: Make-up, the color pink

</3: Pick mes

Hi besties, I’m Kathryn! I like makeup and self-care and try to make Micah’s life better.

Emoji signoff: 💄

Katio

Role: Unsure

Age: 16

Birthday: 9/4

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: Aroace, so none of that romance/sexual shit

<3: tone tags, the color green, 

</3: Stupid people who assume they must be right all the time

I’m Katio, warning me: I’m very autistic so you will have to be patient with me. Please tell me if I say anything weird or wrong. Not much else I can think of, so yeah, that’s me 👍

Emoji signoff: 🦎

Leslie 

Role: Fictive (Harry Potter) 

Age: 18

Birthday: 2/12

Pronouns: Any

Boundaries:

<3: Twinkies, Twilight

</3: “ew cringe” people

Heyo, Leslie here. I went to Hogwarts and was an animagus, so yeah, uh, that’s me. Yup.

Emoji signoff: 🌀

Mae

Role: Fictive (Night in the Woods)

Age: 18

Birthday: 10/4

Pronouns: She/her

Boundaries: Just don’t be mean TwT

<3: Bass, drawing

</3: school

Hey hey, It’s Mae! I plan to post a bit, there’s a lot of cool art of me ^3^. 

Emoji signoff: 🔷

Michael

Role: Host

Age: 19

Birthday: 12/1

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: Taken, so no flirting. No venting pls & ty

<3: Video games, writing, organization

</3: joint pain (ow, always), everyone in my DNI

Heyo, I’m Micah. I’m the host of the system and the one who had the idea for the tumblr. Expect a lot from me, and yeah!

Emoji signoff: 💜

Miles 

Role: Trauma Holder

Age: 27

Birthday: 06/22

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: Married

<3: Drawing, Cats, Coffee

</3: Men

Hey, I'm Miles. I’m one of the oldest alters, oldest except for one of the littles. I make art so I might post that, we’ll see. I’m a tumblr elder, been here since 2009 so yeah

Emoji signoff: 💙

Monika

Role: Fictive (Doki Doki Literature Club!)

Age: 18

Birthday: 9/22

Pronouns: She/her

Boundaries: No explicit flirting, compliments are fine :)

<3: Reading and Writing, Poetry, the outdoors, my friends!

</3: the American government 

Hi, I'm Monika! I run the Literature club at my school and I love writing poetry. Yes, I am aware of what happens in the games. No, I am not really like that. I want to protect my friends! Nice meeting you all :D

Emoji signoff: 🖋️

Nim 

Role: Protector

Age: 19

Birthday: 11/11

Pronouns: They/it

Boundaries: Aroace, will do anything for the homies, do with that what you will

<3: Eyeliner, macabre art

</3: gay people (is gay)

I’m Nim. Not much else to say, you’ll see. :)

Emoji signoff: 🖤

Patton 

Role: Fictive (Sander Sides)

Age: 29

Birthday: 4/24

Pronouns: Any

Boundaries: Aro ace, I’m ur dad

<3: Baking, crocheting, reading

</3: deep cleaning, people who hurt my friends

Hey Kiddos! I’m Patton, most call me dad, so go for it if you wish!

Emoji signoff: 🐶

Roe 

Role: Introject

Age: 17

Birthday: 12/21

Pronouns: They/them

Boundaries: Please no mention of SA/R@pe

<3: Poetry,  writing

</3: the church

Hi, I’m Roe! I like poetry and cottagecore stuff, and yeah yeah yeah!

Emoji signoff: 💛

Roman

Role: Fictive (Sander Sides)

Age: 29

Birthday: 4/24

Pronouns: He/she

Boundaries: Taken 💞

<3: Fancy dresses, sword fighting, singing, acting

</3: I don’t like to define myself by hate, voice cracks

Hello guys gals and nonbinary pals! I’m Roman (sometimes shortened to Ro, often confused with Roe 😅) and I’m the embodiment of creativity and romance. Nice to meet you all!

Emoji signoff: 👑

Sal

Role: Fictive (Sally Face)

Age: 15

Birthday: 12/20

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: Yes I aware of chapter 4, don’t bring it up

<3: Sanity’s Fall, drawing, ghost hunting

</3: dogs

Sup, it’s Sal. Yes, that is Sal from Sally Face (hold your applause, I know). Uh yeah I’m not super used to the internet yet so forgive me while I learn how to tumblr 👍😁👍 

Emoji signoff: 🎸

Samantha 

Role: Physical Caretaker

Age: 20

Birthday: 08/04

Pronouns: She/her

Boundaries: Platonic comments only

<3: Backstreet Boys, photography

</3: Bees (they're cute but I will die)

Wassup, I’m Samantha or Sam. I’m 20 but I was born in 1979 so yeah, ⋆☆90s baby☆⋆.

Emoji signoff: 📷

Shane 

Role: Fictive (Stardew Valley)

Age: 26

Birthday: 4/20

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: Do not mention guns, shootings, or anything related

<3: Video games, football

</3: pop music

Hey, I’m Shane. I might post sometimes 👍

Emoji signoff: 🐔

Silas 

Role: Unsure

Age: 18

Birthday: 11/08

Pronouns: He/they

Boundaries: None I can think of

<3: collages, physics

</3: chemistry, high literature

Hello, my name is Silas and I am from a hypothetical future? I think? I was the first civilian minor to live on the EES (called the ease), a satellite orbiting earth helping the future terraforming of Mars. I like physics and art.

Emoji signoff: 🛰️

Undyne 

Role: Fictive (Undertale)

Age: 26

Birthday: 6/4

Pronouns: She/her

Boundaries: Don’t bring up the other children. please.

<3: Working out, Anime, learning

</3: Violence for violences sake

Hi!!! I’m Undyne :DDD I’m a physical protector for Micah and Adri, and yeah, ask me stuff!

Emoji signoff: ⚔️

Victoria

Role: Trauma Holder

Age: 19

Birthday: 2/7

Pronouns: She/her

Boundaries: No flirting, my bf will kick ass

<3: 💜ezekiel💜, webcore, rock music

</3: foster care system

Hai!!! I’m Vic(toria) and I have my own sideblog! I don’t post super often because I don’t front much anymore, but still ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Emoji signoff: 🎧

Virgil 

Role: Fictive (Sander Sides)

Age: 29

Birthday: 4/24

Pronouns: He/him

Boundaries: Friend talk only, any questions are fine

<3: MCR, Purple, sleep (when I can get it), my headphones

</3: bright colors, loud sounds

Sup, I’m Virgil. Not much to say, if you don’t know me watch sander sides. 

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[dawllick]

HELLO okay so I did this back when malignant came out on HBO Max and I forgot to finish it near the end of the movie and then forget to publish it. Anywho, here are my thoughts 🌸

Malignant Spoilers bc I gotta watch this shit

SPOILERS AHEAD

Okay the beginning seems like a bunch of bad d level horror movies

What the fuck are these opening credits James wan do you have a hard on for the hannibal opening

She pregnant…that baby gonna die I just know it

Why….why is the husband watching tv in the bedroom….OH HES A DICK hope the malignant thing gets him

Oh nooooooooo

Home girl got some zoey deschanel

Why does this house look familiar

The nasty man about to get got??????? 👀

This shit would be spoopy in theaters

OH SHIT WHAT????? He GOT GOT GOT BUT LIKE BY WHAT

I’m still theorizing it’s the woman and the Visions is her just experiencing it-

Wait what

Snbdndnsnsjsnjs ITS A WIG BODYSUIT

Aw shit my girl done been knocked down again :(

i TOLD YALL

Mmmmnoooow noooh noOoOOOOOH NAWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOHHHHHHBHH

Oh fuck hot cop I am looking disrespectfully

Fuck Derek tho

Shdjjsjsjs the way she said motive. She said it italicized ajdbsjbdjdnd

Girl like fuck ur home it has such bad vibez

Sis ur new roommate sucks- OH SICK OVERHEAD SHOT

The shadow thing is Gabriel right? I wanna see shadow Gabriel make a pb&j at 2 am

Sis this isn’t home alone you cannot booby trap it just move make it some dumb family with father centric issues problem

Sydney is that bitch and I love her

“Sydney I’m adopted” *choirs and synths grow super loud out of nowhere*

Oh no… bby just turn the lights back on

This is not a spooky movie I take back earlier statement

Was that doctor messing with genetics??????????

Who did the music for this movie, I’m not asking in a nice way

SICK TRANSITION

So like main girl and bad guy gotta be siblings right

??????????i mean I guess arts and crafts time

Why

Is

She-

Oh no….that was kind of hot oh no

[loveelle]

Remember That Night

Alive!Luke Patterson x Reader AU

Request from Anon: luke patterson x reader - remember that night? by sara kays please!!

A/N: I am as surprised as you are that I’ve finally posted another fic. And it’s angst. That’s... I love angst. 

WC: 1.4K

MASTER

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1 day.

Pain fills every inch of your body. Not physical pain, but pain spread straight from your head and heart, the latter broken far beyond you’ve felt before. Luke and you had something special. He was your heart and somehow, over the course of one night into your 3-year relationship, the relationship and he was gone. Julie has called you many times this morning, but you’ve sent her to voicemail more times than you could count until you shut your phone off completely and bathed yourself in the darkness of the room, the only light being the sunlight licking through the edges of your curtain as the leftover rain from last night sprinkled down from the cloudy sky.

Any and every thought that crossed your brain was of him and you can’t make them stop. His eyes and the way they crinkle when he laughs at your dumb jokes. His smile and the way his tongue pokes through his lips as he writes, burying himself deep in his music. His hands and how they’d hold yours, or cup your face, or move up and down your body. You’d think of everything about him and the tears fall quickly, wetting your face and your pillow but you make no move to wipe them, knowing quite well that more will join them soon.

---

1 month.

“You have to move on!” Flynn sighs as she plops on the bed next to you and Julie yanks open the curtains that have almost permanently been closed in the last month. Sunlight, pure blinding sunlight hit you and you let out the loudest groan of irritation and cover your face with your pillow.

“I have! I did.” You mumble into the pillow before letting it slowly fall to the ground.

Flynn and Julie purse their lips and raise their brows at you. “Yeah, sure you have.” Julie mumbles before laying on the other side of you from Flynn. “We just want to make sure you’re okay, Y/N. We care about you, you know?” The three of you stare at the ceiling in silence. You know they weren’t going to push you unless you absolutely needed it, but they were right.

“I need to move on.” You whisper, feeling both of your best friends turn their head quickly to see the frown etched on your face and they nod, agreeing to help in anyway they can.

---

You’d never thought you’d feel as alright as you do in this moment, months after trying to forget about Luke and trying to tell yourself that you were alright, you finally were. You were living your life and for once Luke was off your mind and you didn’t spend every waking hour of your day crying over him.

You were dancing around your kitchen, sliding around the floor on your socks while singing out to Julie and the Phantom’s newest song. Being able to listen to their band again and not break down when Luke’s voice joined with Julie’s was new, but you could finally do it. Sure, you could never sing along with his parts, but you always sang along with your talented best friend and her magical voice.

Your music stops as you finish pouring yourself some juice, your brows furrowing for only a second before your ringtone plays out the speakers. You groan before looking down at the screen to see a unknown number lighting up your phone. There was something about the number that seems familiar, but you can’t place it, so without another thought, you answer the phone.

“Hello?” you call out as you focus on the pb&j sandwich in front of you. Your greeting was only met with silence as you look back to the screen, making sure the call was still connected, but it was. “Hello?”

There was a scuffle, the only sign of life on the other end but you had given up. You reach for your phone with a desire to just put your music back on before finally someone speaks. “Hey, Y/N. It’s uh, it’s uh Luke.”

It’s Luke.

He didn’t need to say his name, you knew it was him the moment he said yours. After almost 6 months, Luke Patterson was calling you.

“Y/N?” Luke calls out your name and you realize you’ve stayed silent for too long. You quickly grab your phone, turning it off speaker and hesitate to end the call before finally bringing it to your ear.

“Luke.” You whisper out, unsure what you were supposed to say. He gasps softly on the other line and you lean against the counter, your eyes shut tightly. “I- um, why are you calling me?”

“I wanted to hear your voice again.”

You laugh, a sound so familiar to Luke yet, it’s been forever since he’s heard it. “You wanted to hear my voice?” the anger drips from your voice and you hope Luke hears it too because it’s all for him, all the anger you’ve held close for the last 5 months is for him.

Luke clears his throat and you know he’s nervous, but to have the gull to call you now after months of healing, he should be nervous. “I miss you.” He says and you stay silent. “Do you remember that night?”

Your shaky breath slips past your lips as you blink back tears, wiping your nose against your shirt before slipping down to the floor, your back presses heavily to the cupboard behind you. “What night?” your voice cracks, betraying any sense of strength you may have been presenting. You knew what night Luke was talking about and you remember it perfect.

“We went for a drive.” Luke begins and you bite your lip, keeping your sobs at bay the best you could. “It was 2:30 in the morning and it was pouring. We were in my car, watching the raindrops race on the front window.”

“My raindrop won.” You whisper, remembering the look Luke gave you when your raindrop reached the bottom of the glass. It was a look he’s given you more times than you could count and without thinking, you kissed him, just like you’ve always done before. “I kissed you.”

Luke chuckles, his dry voice cracking over the phone before you hear a sniffle. “Hell of a last kiss.” He whispers and you drop the phone from your mouth to break your sob, letting it tumble out of your mouth and through your emotions without care if Luke could hear. You fumble with your phone before pressing it against your cheek again, wrapping an arm tightly around your body. “We held each other tight.”

“And before the over, you broke my heart, Luke!” you yell out, your voice strains so you suck in deep breath, hearing a silence over Luke’s end. “Before the night was over, you looked over your shoulder and now months later, what? You’ve decided I’m finally worth coming back to?” You give him time to answer, but he doesn’t. You’re only met with silence. “Do you realize how long I’ve had to fight to be living my life?”

“Y/N-”

“No.” you cut him off. “No, you’ve had months where if you would’ve picked up the phone and reminded me how much I loved you, I would’ve come running back, but I’ve moved on. I’ve moved on and I’m doing just fine.”

Pain bubbles through your throat as you stop talking, working hard to keep yourself strong as Luke says the words that strike you hard in your heart. “I’m still in love in with you.”

I’m still in love with you too, Luke.

You don’t say the words. You think them, you wish you could say them and to tell him and jump right back into his arms, but you can’t and you don’t. You take a deep breath. “Goodbye, Luke.” You hang up the phone before he can say more.

That’s when you let the sobs break through you, wracking your body as you cradle yourself and lay the floor. Your music plays again like it had no care your head was betraying your heart and Luke’s voice fills the air along with Julie. You cry harder, clumsily trying to grasp your phone to turn off the music, but as soon as you hold the device in your hand, you can’t do it. You let Luke’s voice ring through your kitchen, pairing sadly with your cries. The familiarity of this moment hits your chest hard, and once again, you remember that night and fighting this exact feeling of brokenness.

 .

.

.

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[dont-play-with-me-choices]

So I Played The Royal Finale Chapter 3...

What the fuck. What the fuck was that. What WAS that?!?

Well, let's start with the elephant in the room.

So, light-hearted first things first: the reveal of Liam's sister might accidentally be the funniest thing I've ever seen in this app. Why did they show us her face first like we were gonna know who the fuck she is. I was sitting there confused as shit like I might've forgotten someone. Idk why but that got me adjcb;kjda

But real talk, this was a extremely disappointing development, and I'd be lying if I said it was gonna negatively color my opinion for the foreseeable chapters. I was actually really excited to find out who was under the mask. An interesting new character is exactly was this seventh installment of a series needs to push to the finish line...

Keyword? Interesting, pixelberry!!! We've done the evil family member development 3 times at least. The most recent one was the whole plot of the last fucking book. Come ON now. And Liam's family... we've pushed and pulled every fucking Rys family member we could already. But ugh, whatever, bitching won't change that, here we are with... Lena.

I'm really hating how flippant the MC was this chapter, as well. For the first two chapters it felt like it was understood that we (the player AND the main cast) have been through too much bullshit to even pretend to have faith in any Via Imperii nonsense. But suddenly we get Liam's surprise sister in a murderous mercenary army, and MC tries the "let's be besties" route??? Are you kidding me??? We're teasing her???? I want answers! Where were the options to treat her like an enemy!

And speaking of enemies turned besties....

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING TO OLIVIA

Why, why, oh fucking why are we forced to box her out like this. This is almost insultingly stupid. How is this supposed to protect her? And from what! The Via Imperii already know who she is! I wanted to scream when I saw this, and if this comes back around to where we suspect Olivia for anything, only for it to be her working on the sidelines (bc we BOXED HER OUT) I'm gonna scream for real. I swear on a giant hat. My playchoices peeps on the east coast will hear it.

I do not like this Lena development. The fact that the former queen died with child was powerful. It made Liam's pain in the previous storylines a little more heartbreaking. So that's been royally fucked up, and for what? What good does it do that we've got yet another friend in the group grappling with "difficult family emotions" AGAIN? Fuck, everyone's getting a little bit of that in the finale! Hana and her mom (actually... did we just forget about that? Hana romancers, lemme know if there was any more talk for you guys, cuz I got bupkus), Drake and Bastien got beef, this now with Liam, Maxwell... well, he already got his, actually. But you get the point.

I do not see this becoming an interesting story anytime soon. I might be a bit bitter, but we've been playing the "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" game for fucking EVER. From what we've got so far, PB has set up a finale of cheap "gotcha" plot twists, "surprise" betrayals to spice things up but will only upend previous story lines, and dumbed down MC worse than ever before to make it all fit together.

Onwards to chapter 4, I suppose.

Bonus thoughts and memes:

I'm a Maxwell romancer, and I planned on restarting the series once TRF ended to romance Liam properly. And right now I find it hilarious that because of this mess, I am doomed to deal with "evil super surprise family member" no matter where I go. Hello Liam. Welcome to the club!

My "Straight Danger" senses are tingling between Drake and Lena. I can't help it. It's probably nothing! But PB loves enemies to lovers as much as they suck at writing them, and bringing in a badass female Liam "parallel" when people have been pointing out how close and important the guys are to each other since this story fucking started, in order to say that's just as good??? Look me in the eyes and say that's not a textbook PB move.

THAT BEING SAID. If they pull a fucking hail mary in the final book and finally let me hook up Drake, who's literally chomping at the bit to protect Liam this chapter, and our resident King Oblivious...

I am weak and spineless. I will forgive all sins. This will be the best book on the planet. yes i know they wont do that let me DREAM lol

I didn't realize that I had this screenshot from chapter 2 when Lena first shows up. The pic file is titled "umm.jpg" on my computer, which I think is pretty funny.

Goes to show how shocked I was to see such a striking get-up in the royal finale. Her faceless, nameless grunt dialogue kinda gave me endless summer vibes w/ Lundgren's men. Guess I was dealing with some high hopes....

Those old family traditions were to attempt a coup, and continued by honor, pride, and self-improvement! Put some respect on my besties name, Linda!

If you want my crazy thought? I think Lena's role should've been Liam's brother (Leo? Lysanderoth? I didn't even romance him in RoE 16 thousand years ago, so I don't even remember) Leo could've been tricked into joining the Via Imperii as a young impulsive prince. They don't fuck with him, but he got older and realized that he's given an in to Cordonia that could doom them all. That's why he fucks around in the Mediterranean by RoE- he's staying away for his family's safety. It's barely even be a retcon, since all he actually says in RoE is that he hated the pressure! Maybe that pressure was the royal murder cult! We could've had some spice here! But... we've got Lena. So let's see where this goes.

(final note: I think this is how i'll be formatting all my chapter notes for all future releases, so eventually I'll pin a master post to this blog as a directory. When I write up my thoughts about the first two chapters of this, I'll update this post with a link!)

[verobatto]

Destiel Chronicles

Vol. XCVI

It was a love story from the very beginning.

And You are not here... (Part IV)

(13x05)

Hello my friends! How are you? We arrived to the episode in which Castiel comes back. Yay!

Okay, Dean will be particularly suicidal in this one, and we will have a lot of foreshadows for the incoming possesion.

So, let's talk about this...

Dr. Meadows and The Open Door

The ghost of Dr. Meadows was a blatant foreshadow of AU!Michael. They wore the same apron, experimented with people and monsters and also, the doctor made lobectomies and literally, git inside the patients' heads. Is a symbolism for what Michael will do with Dean.

Look at the doctor...

(gif credit @aborddelimpala)

Yep, the same apron and he burns... Just like Michael will do.

Also this scene...

(gif credit @celestialsonata7 )

The masks, different mask the crazy doc wore, are a symbolism of the different faces Michael will take through season 14.

Another clue of how the season 14 will go, is this tiny dialogue between the two boys at the beginning of the episode, before trying to get inside the Dr. A Meadows Mental Health Center.

Evan: I told you it’d be unlocked.

Shawn: Why would they leave it open?

Leaving the door open, will be seen again in episode 14x02, and it plays a symbolic foreshadow for what will happen with Dean, Michael will leave him but then, he will possesse him again in 14x09. "Leaving the open door for the second possession."

So, if we follow this same statement, we can say Shawn is Dean here. He represents Dean after being possesed, the PTSD.

Penny: Shawn, he….won’t talk. He can’t.

Sam: What do you mean?

Penny: The doctors say…he’s okay physically, that it’s psychological. You know, trauma, like he…he…saw some – saw something so…awful. God I don’t even know what he was doing out that late.

This is a representation of how Dean will be trying to face all the whirlwind of feelings and trauma after Michael leaves him. The kid is muted, just like Dean will avoid talking about the possession. And Shawn draws obssesively, the doc's masks, as Dean will be obssesed in kill Michael after being possesed. (14x03).

Then...

Penny: And, uh, Evan, he’s still missing. Uh… He, Shawn, and their friend Mike Ramos, they’re inseparable.

This is how TFW will be separated because of Michael.

We have another visual narrative clue in Shawn's room, when his mother gets in because he was having a nightmare.

There's a pic on his wall, and is a foreshadow of this scene from 14x04...

The picture shows a red background and a terrifying silhouette of a person. The entire room is Dean's mind. The red color talks about his toxicity. The monster is Michael/John Winchester and his own fears, guilts and toxic behavior, like violence.

The mother is wearing green, as a reminder of Dean Winchester's innocence, usually Scooby Doo represents that too.

The monster doc appears inside of his dreams (head) and also in his own room, as a foreshadow of Michael looking though Dean's eyes, and his possesion.

Dr. Meadows appears in his room, literally possesse the kid, he grabs the mask and put it on his face! Is a blatant symbolism of AUMichael!Dean! and they leave the house. Just like Michael will do with Dean at the end of the season. And also, the meaning of Shawn that escapes the first time but not the second one, is talking about the dynamics of season 14: Michael will leave, Dean will be free just for a few days, before being possesed again, more strongly than before, in season 9.

Suicidal Dean and Sam trying to cheer him up.

If we recall the previous episode, Sam was very shocked because his brother confessed to him he didn't have faith anymore.

At the beginning of the episode we had this dialogue between Sam and Dean...

Sam: Hey

Dean: Hey

Sam: PB&J for breakfast? Strong work.

Dean: Yep.

Well, we all know who was the one telling us that PB&J sandwich was his favorite, right? So... This is not a new observation, but that little clue over there is screaming DEAN MISSES CAS.

So we will have a very cheerful Sammy, giving Dean beer in the morning, pushing him to go to a strip house, and literally, trying to give his brother every usual item he runs into when he is depressed for losing people. He even let Dean being under the number of Agent Page. Their fav.

When Dean sees this, he faves his brother, asking him why he's been so nice to him.

Dean: Okay. Look, I-I’ve been down this road before and I fought my way back. I will fight my way back again.

Sam: How?

Dean: Same way I always do – bullets, bacon, and booze. [Rings front desk bell] A lotta booze.

This is very important, because Billie will refute it in this same episode...

So Dean eats a lot of bacon and stuffs, he drinks a lot, and he even goes to the strip house. But all is fake.

They had their first encout er with Dr. Meadows... And this alarming scene is showed to us...

(Gif credit @smartiespn )

Dean wanted to die here. He wasn't fighting back. He was accepting his death. Why? Is he so affected by Castiel's death and Mary that he wants to die? But why because of Mary, he had lost parents before, John, Bobby, and his convo of bullets, booze and sex worked back then. But why isn't working now? Because the variable her is CASTIEL. He lost the love of his life and nothing will be fine again. SO DEAN WANTS TO DIE BECAUSE CAS DIED. The convo would work with Mary but not with Castiel.

Then, Dean plans a suicidal way out to save the ghosts. He does it so quick, Sam can't react to it. Dean literally kills himself in front of Sam.

The dialogue between Billie and Dean shows again that Dean is in so bad shape, he doesn't want to live, he changed after Castiel's dead. He won't recover of losing the love of his life, his faith. He knows Sam can move on from him. He is able to keep going. But Dean wants to stop. Because Castiel is dead.

Dean: So… am I dead?

Billie: You killed yourself.

Billie is pointing at Dean's suicidal behavior with that plan, because this time is different.

Dean: No. Are you keeping me dead?

Billie: Now that depends on you.

Billie is saying this because she is supecting Dean is different. Dean wanted this. So she tastes waters.

After this there's a negotiation, because Billie wants to know about the AU, because is very important to balance. And the Winchesters just keep bringing chaos.

But Dean exchanges the freedom of the ghosts from the Meadows House for information, the ghosts are released but the deal caught Billie's attention that when she asked for WHAT DEAN REALLY WANTED, Dean choose the ghost and not come back to life.

Billie: Because I do. Because…this whole multi-versal quantum construct we live in, it’s like a house of cards. And the last thing I need is some big, dumb Winchester knocking it all down.

This is important because we do know now Billie hated Dean for this.

Then, the truth is revealed...

Billie: You’ve changed. When you bargained with me just now, you could’ve asked to go back, to live.

Dean: Well, I figured with you in charge, there’s no getting back for me.

Billies faces him with her suspicions, but Dean lies.

Billie: That doesn’t sound like the Dean Winchester I know and love. The man who has been dead so many times but it never seems to stick. Maybe you’re not that guy anymore, they guy who saves the world, the guy who always thinks he’ll win no matter what. You have changed. And you tell people it’s not a big deal. You tell people you’ll work through it but you know you won’t, you can’t and that scares the hell out of you. Or… am I wrong?

(Gif set credit @justjensenanddean )

Dean's silence confirms Billies suspicions. Dean's silence is affirming she just read his mind. He won't be okay, never again. Because this time is different, this time Castiel is dead, forever dead, and he really believe Cas won't come back. Life lost its meaning to him.

Dean: What do you want me to say? Doesn’t matter. I don’t matter.

Billie: Don’t you?

Dean really want to stay dead. He is so sad and lost, he doesn't want to live anymore. Nothing matters if Castiel is gone.

Dean: I couldn’t save Mom. I couldn’t save Cas. I can’t even save a scared little kid. Sam keeps trying to fix it, but I just keep dragging him down. So I’m not going to beg. Okay, if it’s my time, it’s my time.

Dean even is feeling guilty because Sam had lost his faith in the previous episode, and because now he is very worried about him.

Billie: You really believe that. [Dean shakes his head yes] You wanna die. Dean…every notebook on this particular shelf tells a version of how you die. You specifically, heart attack, burned by a red-haired witch, stabbed by a ghoul in a graveyard, and on and on. But which one’s right? That depends on you, on the choices you make.

Dean: Well, I guess I made my choice.

Here people, here! Billie makes the diagnosis and confirms his suspicious. Dean wants to be dead. And then she gave a him again the opportunity of come back to life, but Dean doesn't want to come back. He wants to remain dead! He's sure about it! He confirms it again when he says I GUESS I MADE MY CHOICE.

Billie: But…unfortunately none of these books say you die today.

The word unfortunately is not just for her but for him too. Because Dean really wants to be dead.

After this revealing and scaring dialogue, we were shown how deep Dean was into his depression for losing Castiel.

Then, another sad dialogue with his brother...

Sam: You okay?

Dean: No. Sam, I’m not okay. I’m pretty far from okay. You know, my whole life, I always believed that what we do was important. No matter what the cost, no matter who we lost, whether it was Dad or – or Bobby or –. And I would take the hit. But I kept on fighting because I believed that we were making the world a better place. And now Mom and Cas… And I – I don’t know. I don’t know.

Sam: So now you don’t believe anymore.

Dean: I just need a win. I just need a damn win.

Dean is tired, and now he has to live, without Cas, in the real world, and he's tired.

But then... And because "Cas wanted to come back to him with a win" and Dean had just asked for win, Castiel comes back to him. Castiel is his win.

The face Dean puts when he receives Castiel's call is priceless. He is in shock, he can't reply, he can't talk. Is a mix of feelings. He can't believe Cas is alive.

Then the encounter, adorned as if it was a wedding, or how some people described, a parallel to Romeo and Juliet encounter, with the Sam cross as the witness, and the song playing in the background, exhaustively analyzed, "It's not too late to start all over again."

(Gif set credit @codestielckles )

To Conclude:

This episode was magnificently written by Yockey, it was full of symbolism that pointed out to foreshadows to season 14, Michael and Dean's possesion.

But it also showed us how deep was Dean's depression, and which was the real cause of it: CASTIEL PERMANENT DEAD, the idea of not getting him back made Dean's life to lose its meaning. He didn't want to be alive in a world where Cas wasn't there.

Hope you like this meta. See you in the next one!

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Vol. XCIII, XCIV, XCV

Buenos Aires, January 10th 2021 1:03 PM

[fernweh-writes]

~Hello! Can I maybe get a slasher matchup?~

I'm a 5”5 girl who has long wavy brown hair, blue/green eyes, and just turned twenty. My boobs are kind of big and make me self-conscious and anxious when they attract unwanted attention. This is why I mostly wear oversized hoodies. I genuinely enjoy hanging out and being friendly even if it leaves me feeling kind of drained due to my anxiety disorder and introverted tendencies. Once I get comfortable around someone I'm pretty hyper and enjoy cracking jokes. Being too sensitive and not knowing how to handle conflict are two things I struggle with. Like if you yell at me I'm going to cry (or yell back twice as loud if I've had a really bad day). An embarrassing fact about me is that my favorite foods are kid foods. I'm talking about PB&J sandwiches, teddy grahams, dino nuggets, goldfish, ice cream, etc. Most of my free time is spent drawing or painting. I also enjoy baking, collecting plushies, casual video games, helping out on my family’s farm, and playing with animals, especially dogs!! I have a secret love for the horror genre (slashers, yanderes, etc.) and a weakness for himbos (of all genders). I’m a bisexual disaster and basically the human equivalent of a nervous golden retriever.

I hope this is enough to work with, have a nice day!! (✿╹◡╹)

Idk why this ask wouldn’t let me reply like normal, there was no answer option in my inbox… Idk it was weird but I didn’t want to just delete it so here we go anyways

-Fern🌿

Stu Macher

Since he’s taller than you he will constantly use your head as his personal arm rest. No he does not accept protests or objections to this. It’s the way of the world.

Although Stu is a very outgoing and social person he would be more than capable of respecting your boundaries. Only throws his parties if you say you’re okay with it and even then would make sure that you have a safe and quite place to run off to if you start feeling overwhelmed. Doesn’t mind going out when he wants to hang out with people if you’re not feeling up to having company over.

Will supply you with plenty of his oversized jackets and shirts. He thinks that you looks absolutely adorable drowning in his clothes.

Once you’re comfortable around him you would totally match his energy. He’s always hyper and he’s always cracking jokes, you being hyper would only hype him up even more. How’s that even possible? No one knows. Billy does know that you two are going to be the death of him if y’all don’t calm down.

Being the overgrown child he is, Stu would enjoy your very high class palate. Don’t let him use the oven though. Not only will he have burnt the Dino nuggets he will have burned the house down as well.

He would make sure to find you two a place with a big back yard for all of the dogs y’all will adopt. Please let him name them, no the names he comes up with aren’t stupid, why would he ever give his dog a dumb name…

[quesadillabitch]

pb's recent (?) issue with character motivation, consistency, and pacing

we've all noticed it tbh. they've all become particularly badly done lately, with prime examples being distant shores, witness, the nanny affair, the royal heir... like here i go rambling again but like?? idc

start with distant shores... issues with pacing, consistency within characters and their motivations. mc's a hot mess, and seeing as they are who we are playing through, this makes it all the more glaring. wtf is this character? they don't seem particularly bright or determined, they just go with whatever current plot the book is telling us to pay attention to. one second they are like 'oh no my crew n boat!' but then five seconds later they can be like 'oh oliver ;)' and like you can't even chalk it up to the half-assed actor background of mc because none of that is referenced in a way that would at least partially justify this bizarrely inconsistent mc (sans any motivation to get home of course).

and then oliver?? tf is this idiotic character introduction? what could have been a fairly interesting romance with the mc fell flat immediately when everything was thrown on the table within hours of meeting them/all within the same chapter. pb now has gotten to a point where it refuses to acknowledge that there can be subtlety and pacing in an mc's relationship with an li - it's all or nothing, no tension or slowburn. same thing goes with witness and the nanny affair and friggin baby bump. pb *tells* you that there is this undeniable attraction between mc and the li a billion times, and then by the end of chapter two they've already made out with each other or hooked up. things can't actually be taken slowly or organically because pb thinks we'll... what? abandon ship (haha) or get bored?? i mean a good example refuting this is mc x ethan... it was what? eight chapters before it let them kiss?? bruh that was some goooooood romance pacing AND character consistency - it made sense with Ethan's character to wait so long and then react the way he did... speaking of character consistency/motivation, back to Oliver...

why lmao? why would he tell mc, a veritable rando in his books, all this stuff about his top secret mission? isn't he supposed to be a highly capable navy officer? And yet?? nothing we've seen has proved this? introducing him the way he was just shows us that he's just highly incompetent and boringly instantly whipped by the mc for no overtly discernible reason (like every li... every book 🙄). his motivation to tell mc instantaneously is... because they're ~dreamy~? he's jeopardizing this entire thing he's been tasked with because mc's cute? hello????

i could harp on distant shores being a massive disappointment for a while but i don't really care so I'll carry on to other stuff. i haven't played the royal heir for weeks because it was starting to hit terminal stupid at that point but I've seen many a post talking about pb completely ruining maxwell's character and somehow dumbing down everything even further so absolutely no one in the book has the brain cells to figure out what is going on...

i think im just mostly tired of he insta-love for mcs and the rushed ass romances with no actual basis for chemistry. it's BORING. we all know nothing about witness makes sense in regard for cassian being in love with the mc... she treats them awfully but cassian is like "YES BAE ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!!"?? or even the nanny affair (which so far i actually generally like), like this shit would be so much more convincing if pb could wait more than two chapters and hold off on the need to smash the mc and li together like two barbie dolls the second they lay eyes on each other. stop telling us about electric touches and lingering stares three clicks in and actually focus on constructing believable chemistry and tension without forcing it. like, again, we've seen this stuff work really well before in past books. we know it works, pb knows it works. it demonstrably does. it's okay to wait five or six chapters before the mc and li kiss. they don't have to be ******* and **** each other within the first chapter lmao

idk i know a lot of this instant gratification stuff and loose pacing and character crap is about money vs. quality but overall it just makes me sad because we know what pb is capable of, how great their stories have been and how great they can be. but the majority is just so... meh now :/

i don't feel like carrying on anymore and i know this is all very rant-y and nonsensical but i at least partially got my thoughts out, even if they are disjointed af lmao but uhhh yeah don't take this too seriously, these just be my opinions and if you love the books that I'm ragging on, that's all well and good ✌🏼✌🏼

[birthdaykeesha]

Big Brother Tumblr Tag Game

Tagged by @vanessacries 😘

About You (feel free to not answer all of these if you aren’t comfortable doing so)

1. Name or nickname? justine

2. Age/Age Group? 24

3. Zodiac Sign? pisces!

4. Favorite Color? yellow

5. Favorite Animal? pug dogs!

6. First Season of BB you remember watching? bb14

7. Would you ever want to go on BB, if so, what type of player would you be? i would be horrible at bb physical comps (following in queen bb12kathy’s footsteps) so i would not want to be on the show to avoid embarrassment 💕 but if i happened to be on the show i would just play up being a bimbo so people wouldn’t think i’m a threat lol

8. Are there other CBS shows you’d want to go on, and if so, why? i don’t watch any other cbs shows, i do want to get into survivor tho!!!

9. What other Reality shows do you watch? project runway, rupaul’s drag race, ummmm i am blanking rn but i am a whore for reality tv

10. All time favorite houseguest? bbcan ika wong!!!

About the Show

1. What is your all time Favorite twist? ika getting to shred the letters from home for a fat check!!!! (basically i like twists that reward the houseguests but do not have a huge effect on the game itself)

2. What is a twist that you like, but kind of flopped? i did not like this twist but i just want to shit talk the teams twist i hate the teams twist so!!!! damn!!!! much!!! 

3. If you were the new Grodner and had to remake the show, what would you keep the same? um the show can keep it’s name ❤️

4. What would you change? i would stop casting the machismo male archetype IMMEDIATELY. i would also make sure the cast was actually diverse, maybe one token straight white person, as a treat 

5. What’s your all time favorite comp? pressure cooker hello!!!!

6. What’s your all time favorite competition? i also like the how bad do you want it comp 

7. All time favorite punishment? getting to watch paulie cry while making pies 

8. If you could bring any houseguest back to be in the house (not to play the game) who would it be and why? omg da’vonne again in the future, she always brings us good tv!!!! she can get a check without having to deal with uglies playing the game

9. If you could bring any houseguest back to play, who would it be? CHIMA WE LOVE YOUUU

10. What is your most memorable episode? omg when josh beat paul that was legendary and so unexpected

11. If you could have any reality star from any other show on BB who would it be? nene leakes!!!

12. What’s your favorite BB series outside of normal BBUS (normal BBUS does not include CBBUS or BBOTT) bbcan5 was immaculate

13. Favorite Julie Chen sign off? when she didn’t say moonves 

14. Is there anything from old BB that you would bring back, why or why not, and if yes, what would it be? omg the luxury comps!!! they forced people who didn’t like each other to work together so they were entertaining 

15. If you were in the BB house and you won HoH what album would be in your HoH basket and who would you want to receive a letter from? beyoncé’s critically acclaimed homecoming: the live album!!!! i would get hate mail from my dogs 💖

16. Favorite Alliance? the coven!!!!

17. Funniest BB moment? keesha’s birthday is going down in history!!!!

18. Favorite first boot? jodi 😔

19. Least favorite houseguest? too many!!! any bigoted white person (unfortunately there are too many to name)

20. Favorite BB couple? me and kaysar!!!😍

This or That

1. Old School BB or New School BB? old school!!!!!

2. Julia or Liz Nolan? fellow austin hater julia

3. Vaness Rousso or Jun Song? jun song

4. Cody Calafiore or Cody Nickson? ugh chuck e cheese is less of an asshole so him i guess

5. Swaggy or Bayleigh? BAYLEIGH WE LOVE YOUUU

6. Janelle or Kaysar? KAYSAR WE LOVE YOUUU

7. Orwell or the rubber duck? orwell 

8. Hacker twist or Pandora’s Box? pandora’s box

9. Nicole A or Nicole F? nicole a if i must

10. Dan or Will? dan

11. Bathroom with Bathroom sand (BB18) or The Fidget Spinner Wall (BB20)? we will never have interior design as iconic as bathroom sand!!!!

12. The Hive or The Spy Grils? the hive were dumb as hell but i love them so much

13. PB&J or Slop? pb&j

14. Nerdy Guy archetype or Quirky Girl archetype? quirky girl 😗

15. The cursed liztin gif or the Maven (BB19) cum rag? jfhbdhf the cursed liztin gif because it’s not a health hazard (except to my eyeballs)

Tag Questions

1. First Season you blogged? bb16 technically but i only liked and reblogged things from my personal blog. this is my first year being active in the tag!!! (horrible timing i know)

2. Favorite season to blog? bbcan5!!!!

3. Favorite Bloggers? omg kind of a copout but everyone i follow i love!!! i always have the goofiest smile when i’m scrolling through my dash cause everyone is so funny 💕

4. Favorite tag cryptid (i.e. djmrod, the confession accounts, the bayler stan account, stella) stella we miss you!!!

5. Build an ideal alliance with people from the tag: @transpokenerd @kaysarsupremacy hey besties 😘

6. Favorite content creator (gifs, videos, posts)? omg i love all the content creators!!!! i am especially impressed when they gif live feed clips cause i know it’s hard to make that shitty quality look nice AND THEY ALWAYS COME THROUGH

7. Person in the tag that you like but are too nervous to talk to? um never nervous to tell @bathroom-sand that she is the queen of the tag!!!

8. Have you played in any tag games (like bbdiscords, orgs, etc.,) if so what was your favorite experience? omg i love bbsims and i’ve been in one (1) discord but it was very fun!!! just a lot of typing fkkffk

9. Favorite gate? petgate is always so cute and wholesome!!!

10. What opinions do you have that you feel would be unpopular in the tag?most times i agree with that tag tbh!! ummmm i don’t really care for the random draw in veto??? i think everyone should play in veto or the hoh and the two players on the block can all have houseguests choice 

11. Have you thirst followed anyone after a selfiesgate? ya 

12. Whose someone in the tag that has stopped blogging bb that you miss? stella bird blog come back!!!

13. Favorite holiday people have called Christmas? national hit and run day 

14. If you could steal any url whose would it be? omg the keesha url

15. Favorite tag meme? (i.e. Paul;s mistake, victim noises, claling chr*stmas anything but her name, etc.,) PAUL’S MISTAKE PT II DESERVES TO GO #1 ON BILLBOARD!!!!!

Tag 3-5 people (or more or less)

I tag @transpokenerd @kaysarsupremacy @yeetusweenus @bathroom-sand @whats-bb22

and anyone else who wants to participate!!!!😊

[alleycat97]

A Night Out (Pt. 5)

Notes: Part 5 y’all! Thanks for all the positive support it means the world to me. I never thought I’d come back to this! I blame it on my incredible support system. You guys rock and have given me hope once again! Slight language here and there. As usual, PBs characters, General Audience.

Description: Kamilah is taken out on the town to blow some steam off with an unlikely source, Priya. Kamilah didn’t care for an all mortal nightclub but Priya promised her it would be worth it, saying she would finally get laid in over a century

Pairing: Kamilah x MC (Aurora)

Tag list: @onyxgaytrash @wildsayeed @beyondthenakedeye28 @scarlet-letter-a0114 @mrskamilxh @kamilahslittlehoe @lightning-fury @kelseyapperson if you want on or off just let me know!

...

Morning came fast for Aurora, it always did it seemed. She was excited for her second day of work and also late...very late.

“Shit!” She panicked falling out of her bed and onto the floor trying to untangle herself from her comforter. She went to grab her phone to call Adrian but was extremely nervous because he had texted her already.

“Don’t worry about working days, I’m moving you to nights if that’s ok. See you at 8pm.”

Aurora fell back onto her bed relieved she didn’t have to work yet. She pulled her comforter back up to her chin and started contemplating that she would soon have to talk to Kamilah. A conversation, she wasn’t looking forward to.

...

Kamilah didn’t sleep after Priya had left. She spent the remainder of her night at her home desk thinking of ways to have Amy debriefed. She had no business knowing about the vampire world, it was too dangerous. And the fact that Adrian would allow a mortal into it, again.

The thought of Adrian being around Aurora more than her made her sick. She loved Adrian but she knew his game. Aurora was technically fair game and he was trying to get his turn. Kamilah didn’t do jealousy, she hasn’t been jealous in over a century but boy when she got jealous, no one was safe.

Kamilah grabbed her phone and dialed Adrian, he should be in his office by now,

“Hello Kamilah, to what do I owe the pleasure of this call?”

“Where is she Adrian.” Kamilah said plainly and to the point.

“Who?” Adrian asked confused.

“Aurora. Your new assistant.” Kamilah hissed out.

“Oh.” Adrian had done figured out what this was about. The scene at Priya’s answered his question. “She is home. I told her to come in tonight.”

“Of course. Adrian why didn’t you debrief her! It’s much too dangerous for a mortal to be in are world!”

“But Kamilah...”

“And you always do this! You get attached to them and it never ends well! You’re a council member for OUR people Adrian, a mortal will make you weak, and vulnerable! You know this!” Kamilah continued to rant.

“Then why do you want her so bad?” Adrian challenged, making Kamilah go silent.

“I....I don’t know.” She finally answered.

“Look Kamilah, she asked me not to debrief her. She said she wanted in and I cannot make her do something she doesn’t wanna do.” Adrian replied. He was right, it was their code and Kamilah had to respect that.

“Well then. Where is she now?” Kamilah asked.

“I guess at home?”

“What’s her address?” Kamilah toyed with her response trying not to look eager.

“You know I can’t tell you that.” He replied. “It’s confidential.”

“Adrian...” Kamilah spoke, Adrian knowing the tone and knowing to just give in.

“Fine...”

...

Kamilah headed straight for her car, typing in the address into its navigation system. Halfway there Priya called,

“Hello?” Kamilah answered.

“Darling! Have you had the talk yet!?” She squealed.

Kamilah sighed and rolled her eyes. “You just left my house like...6 hours ago, so no I haven’t.”

“Well you’re wasting time! Go get her tiger! And you just have to bring her by the mansion tonight! I need her to be my muse!”

“Oh hell no.” Kamilah grumbled while changing lanes.

“Please!!!!!” Priya whined like she always did to get her way. “You should have seen her in one of my originals! Darling, she was the talk of my club! I promise to keep my fangs away...”

“We will see.” Kamilah sighed.

“Where are you anyway?” Priya asked, hearing the sounds of the interstate.

“I’m going to talk to her. Adrian gave me her address.”

“YESSSSSS!!!!” Priya moaned almost busting Kamilah’s speakers. “I hope you tell her how dumb you are and hopefully the rough makeup sex, well, makes up for it.”

“You’re unbelievable.” Kamilah lightly chuckled, pulling up to the destination. “Ok I’m here, I gotta go.”

“Good luck! Call me after the sex! Or during, I don’t care either way!”

Kamilah hung up immediately and began to laugh. Priya could be a handful but she did make life interesting at times. But Kamilah quickly brought her focus back into adjustment.

She had to talk to Aurora and it wasn’t going to be easy. She had a lot of making up to do and honestly she was becoming overwhelmed.

As she stepped out of her car, she was careful to avoid the sunlight and before she could enter the complex, a loud high pitched squeal gained her attention.

She ran to the frantic screaming, floor by floor she climbed until she found the voice,

“Aurora! Get back! Don’t let it touch you!” Kamilah demanded, drawing her daggers.

Aurora threw her shoe at the creature, earning her running room to get behind Kamilah.

“What is that thing!?” Aurora said in shock.

“A feral.” Kamilah backed away from it, pushing Amy with her. The feral charged and Kamilah pushed Amy away and accepted it with a heavy slash of her dagger, earning a high pitch scream from the feral.

It only grew angrier as is set it’s sights on Aurora, but Kamilah was there and quickly made a clean swipe at the neck, separating the head from its body and quickly falling into a pile of ash.

Kamilah put her daggers away and extended a hand to a shaking Aurora,

“You saved me.” Aurora said rising to her feet. “What was that thing and what did it want?”

“Short answer, it was a infected vampire. They just lurk around trying to feed. I’ll explain once inside.” Kamilah said gesturing to continue their walk.

“What happened?” Kamilah asked again while Amy processed this information.

“I went out to go get breakfast and when I came back, my door...was...open...Lily!” Aurora took off into the room looking for her roommate.

“Amy wait! It could be dangerous!”

[bestfrownsforever]

Frown of Doom: Chapter 1

(Cover art by me)

That’s right, it’s FINALLY here, everyone!  :D Now prepare yourselves, it’s a big one…

The Unikingdom was sunny and bright as always, and as some of the citizens watched from the bright pink bleachers by the castle, others hopped around in a three-legged race.  They were all enjoying themselves except for Q.T. and Toaster, who struggled to stay in the lead.  The competition was very close behind them, making them sweat.  But before they knew it they tripped and crossed the finish line.  Confetti spread, party lights shone, airhorns went off, and Toast popped out of Toaster with an “OOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

Princess Unikitty cheerfully flew over to the finish line.  “And that’s the end this year’s Unikingdom Three-Legged Race Festival!“ she announced, "Congrats on a job well done, Q.T., Toaster, and Toast!”  All the citizens cheered.

“In fact,” Unikitty continued, “I’d say you guys have made this race the kingdom’s best one yet!”

“Yeah sis,” her little brother Puppycorn agreed as he ran her way, “it was a lot of fun!”

Dr. Fox walked over with a clipboard in her hands.  "Numbers don’t lie,” she said as she typed away at a calculator, “and even analytics determined that this was been the best three-legged race in the kingdom’s history!”

“Especially when everyone who fell got back up again to keep going,” Hawkodile said as he swooped in.

“Couldn’t agree more, Hawkodile!“ Unikitty chirped. She flew up into the air again, announcing "Now let’s all party!” to the racers and audience alike.

The music and lights began again as Unikitty, her friends and the citizens began the dance party.  Richard floated over to them, paying extra attention to the spilled confetti and the racers’ dirty bodies.

“Princess, in this mess? Are you sure?” he asked.  “Of course!” Unikitty replied, “Besides, today’s been great! Even if we didn’t fix anything, there’s nothing that can go wrong!”

Everyone kept dancing as Richard only stared.  “I wouldn’t count on it,” he said, no one bothering to listen.

(Art by @x-master-brock-x​)

As the party went on, Master Frown and Possessed Brock parked their (horribly repainted) car behind Unikitty’s castle.  They hopped out, shielding their eyes.

“Ughh, forgot how bright it is here,“ Master Frown grunted.  “You can say that again,” Possessed Brock groaned in agreement.  “Well I’m not going to,” Master Frown bragged as his eyes glowed, “because I’m too starting a ‘special announcement.’”

The speakers in the kingdom streets roared with static and the party came to a screeching halt.  Everyone in the kingdom went silent out of confusion and in some cases, fear.

“Guys, what’s going on?“ Unikitty worriedly asked.  “Someone must’ve hacked into the speakers!” Dr. Fox assumed. She tried to run off and fix them when Hawkodile held her and their other friends back.  “This could be dangerous, everyone stay back!” he warned.

The speakers’ static cleared and everyone began listening to a familiar voice they had almost forgotten about.

“Hello?  Hello?  Is this thing woking?  Ok, my name is…no, that’s stupid, you already know who I am.  It’s just been such a looong time since you’ve even heard about me.  And trust me, there’s a reason.  While you bozos were ‘busy’ with your stupid little ‘positive’ lifestyle, I’ve become bigger and stronger than ever before! I’m not your pesky milk-spiller anymore, no.  I’m ready to do worse.  Far worse!  I bet none of you will even be breathing by the time I’m done with this kingdom!  I’d suggest you’d all run and hide but it doesn’t matter.  I’ll find you no matter what, even if it’s just revenge that keeps me going.  So hear me out, idiots: your hours are numbered, not even your days!”  Master Frown finished his announcement with an evil laugh, unlike any he ever let out before.

Possessed Brock kept his stare on Master Frown as the doom lord walked back to the car.  “Uhh, you mean we’re gonna find them no matter what?” he asked.

“Yeah, yeah, but…” Master Frown paused, his eyes glowing brighter yet.  “…actually, I’ve got an even better idea now!”  Master Frown laughed again, tossing a walkie-talkie to Possessed Brock and walking away.  “Uh..’thank you Brock!?’” Possessed Brock sarcasm was almost as strong as his disappointment.

(Art by @pastel-gothicorn​)

Back at the party, citizens ran in circles and screamed as Unikitty and her friends froze in disbelief, aside from Richard and Puppycorn.

“Well I did say I wouldn’t count on it,” Richard said. 

“Wait, who was that?” Puppycorn asked.  “Master Frown!” Hawkodile yelled at the puppy prince, “And now he could actually be dangerous!”  “But this is is still Master Frown,” Richard reminded him, “We need to consider if he’s as dangerous as he says he is.”

“Well come on guys, we’ve been through a lot worse before,” Unikitty declared, “so whatever he does, we just gotta stay positive!”  “Exactly!” Dr. Fox agreed, “Starting with…”  Dr. Fox took out a megaphone, cleared her throat, and yelled from the top of her lungs to the citizens:

“EVERYONE RUN AND HIDE!!!  THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!  THIS COULD BE THE KINGDOM’S BIGGEST CATASTROPHE YET!  STAY INDOORS, LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS, OR BETTER YET, EVACUATE THE KINGDOM IF THERE’S ANYWHERE YOU CAN GO!  UNTIL WE’RE SAFE AGAIN, YOU NEED TO RUN AND HIDE OR ELSE MASTER FROWN WILL GET YOU!!!”

Every single citizen obeyed, flooding the kingdom streets and squabbling for their lives from someone who really didn’t care much about them.  Their princess watched as the animosity grew, the opposite of what she wanted.

“Dr. Fox was that really necessary?” she asked her friend, “Even at his worst you know Master Frown can’t be THAT bad.”  “Yes, possibly,” Dr. Fox replied, fixing her glasses, “But you heard what he said, and if we don’t take what he says seriously we could be goners!  Luckily I know exactly what to do.  To the lab!”  Dr. Fox jumped down a hole that appeared through the floor, leaving her friends behind.

Puppycorn optimistically broke the silence.  “So if Master Frown’s coming back, that means we can all use our super rad skills to stop him, right?  Or at least I think we all have skills.  What can you do, Rick?”

“I can tell you that if we really are in danger,” Richard replied, “the best course of action would be to stand our ground and raise the castle’s defen-“ “FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!” Hawkodile interrupted.  As Richard signed, Unikitty and Puppycorn came closer to Hawkodile.

“Yeah, let’s do it!” Puppycorn shouted as sparkle matter popped from his head.  “Yeah!  I guess.” Unikitty agreed.  As the friends split up, Master Frown and Possessed Brock watched from afar.

“Good,” Master Frown rubbed his hands as his eyes dimly glowed, “now time for the perfect plan to begin!”  He pointed to his henchman.  “Brock, start with the fox nerd’s lab everyone should be fair game without a better way to fight back.  But leave Unikitty alive.  She’s mine to take.”  His eyes became brighter and his smile widened.  “And once she realizes all her friends are gone…”  His words turned more and more into giggles until he erupted into wicked laughter again.  He dashed away into his car and drove off, leaving Possessed Brock behind.

“Wait, where are you going!?”

                                                        : ~~~ :

Down in her lab, Dr. Fox's mind raced in a million different directions at once: about how amazing and complex she could make her inventions, how dangerous Master Frown really was if worse came to worse like he said, how she'd be the hero to save the kingdom by taking him down, or even how absurd it was that water could travel faster than lava but not as fast as Puppycorn could eat all the food in the castle. And all as she was working on several advanced weapons. As she finished another laser gun, Richard floated down from the ceiling to see her.

"Oh hi, Richard!" Dr. Fox turned around and greeted him, "You're just in time! Check it out," She picked up a long, thin bazooka. "This is the Higher-Upper, meant for super long-ranged distance."  She picked up another gun that unleashed a sword when she pressed the trigger, but kept it in the muzzle. "And this one's called the Razor Revolver!" she announced as she swung the gun and attached blade around, "I borrowed some of Hawkodile's swords to make this one." Richard worriedly watched as Dr. Fox pushed the sword back through its cylinder.

"Dr. Fox I appreciate your determination," Richard said, "but this seems a little...overkill."

"Rick," Dr. Fox insisted, "whatever plan Master Frown has to wipe us out could be 'overkill'!"

"Yes but that's not what I mean," Richard explained, "I'm afraid that if you're not careful, these inventions could be more dangerous than Master Frown himself. You have to work with the rest of us if we're going to come up with a proper solution, I mean did you even ask Hawkodile if you could use his swords to begin with?"

"Uh..." Dr. Fox face went blank and she lowered her head. "No."

Richard floated closer. "I rest my case. It's not a good idea to come up with solutions this way." "Yeah but Rick, you gotta show a little more confidence," Dr. Fox assured him, lifting her flamethrower, "We can do this together, like you said, but not without the proper set of arms!"

Richard screamed as Dr. Fox used the flamethrower right in front of him. He could hardly stay calm like Dr. Fox suggested as she stopped and looked up smiling.

"Uh huh," Richard somewhat agreed, "well I'm staying here just in case."

"Be my guest!" Dr. Fox winked, "I guess I could use your approval after all."

She continued work on her weapons as Richard sighed, his tired eyes following her busy paws.

(Art by @friffinx​)

                                              ��         : ~~~ :

“Come in PB, this is Best Doom Lord Ever, do you copy?” Master Frown’s voice asked through the walkie-talkie.

“Enough with the code names, I told you they’re dumb!” Possessed Brock groaned in a dead-panned voice, “But yes, loud and clear.  Now where did you go!?”  “Nowhere too important, just to get the Frown-copter,” Master Frown shrugged.

“The WHAT!?” Possessed Brock yelled, “You went back to Frowntown!?  Why didn’t you just find her and get it over with!?  You’re making things a lot harder for yourself, man.”

“First of all someone needs to remind you what the word ‘distraction’ means,” Master Frown began, “secondly I’m already on my way back, and third it’s either this or more long trips by car or foot, take your pick.”

“Neither of us have feet,” Possessed Brock said bluntly.  “YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!” Master Frown yelled.  “YES I DID!” Possessed Brock yelled back, “That was just fun.”

“Well the last thing I need you to do is make fun of me and the first is get to the lab!” Master Frown ranted as he started up the helicopter.  “Don’t worry, I’m almost there.” Possessed Brock bitterly confirmed.

“Good, now don’t let me down!” Master Frown declared, “We’re getting that disgusting cat no matter what!”  He laughed manically again, but Possessed Brock couldn’t stand what sounded to him like a cat choking on nails anymore.  Rolling his eyes, he pressed the walkie-talkie’s power button and groaned as he continued on his way to the castle.

                                                       : ~~~ :

Inside the treehouse dojo, Puppycorn wagged his tail and eagerly followed Hawkodile’s every move as the bodyguard opened a chest of weapons.  Unikitty only stared, still believing that Hawkodile was overreacting a little.

“No, you two still don’t understand what’s really going on here,” he warned again, “Master Frown’s trying to kill us all, Princess.  As in actually kill us!  And as your bodyguard that’s something I’ll never let him do.  Besides, when he says he’ll find us no matter what, don’t you think you should take that even a little seriously?”

“Well I’m taking it seriously!” Puppycorn replied confidently, “Why else would we be here other than to test out our sweet fighting skills so we can kick his bingleberry butt?”

Unikitty and Hawkodile exchanged glances, knowing well that poor Puppycorn wouldn’t last a second in any real combat.

(Art by @pastel-gothicorn​, again)

“Well you’re not wrong,” Hawkodile sighed, “It’s five of us against one pest, if you can even call Frown that anymore.”  At that moment Unikitty came to a horrible realization.

“WAIT WHAT ABOUT BROCK!?” she yelled, “We were so caught up in Master Frown this whole time that we didn’t stop and think about him!” Her guilt came on fast, and it showed.  “Huh, yeah what about him?” Hawkodile said,  “He’s always been a real cool guy so it’s a tough call.”

“Maybe Master Frown turned him into a robot,” Puppycorn suggested, “And he’s also an evil jerkface who wants to destroy the kingdom until we stop him and save the day!”  He began playfully mimicking a fight between robotic and heroic characters.

“Well, what if he’s trying to help us?” Unikitty cheerfully suggested.  “Oh yeah that too, good call,” Puppycorn agreed, “Or both!”  He gasped, wagging his tail.  “What if he’s really on both sides!?”

As the siblings went on, Hawkodile hung and shook his head.  He lifted a heavy axe.  “Puppycorn actually has a point,” he said.  “I do?” Puppycorn gasped happily.  “He does?” Unikitty asked.

“Brock’s probably coming after us the same way Frown is, so I hate to think this way but…” he swung the axe around and held its back towards hi, “better safe than sorry.”

Unikitty gasped.  “But I don’t want to hurt him!  He could still be the amazingly wonderful blocky guy we always knew, even if he and Master Frown really are evil.”  She paused.  “Wait, I didn’t make any sense, did I?”  “No you didn’t,” Hawkodile said, “You know what?  He’s always been kinda confusing as is, so let’s just focus on Master Frown.”

“Ok,” Puppycorn and Unikitty agreed in unison, one more willing than the other.

                                                       : ~~~ :

“And this one was made especially for you!” Dr. Fox said as she handed another new invention to Richard; a silver dart gun.  When Richard pulled the trigger, out came a tranquilizer with a paperclip shaped like a needle.

“Wow, silent but effective,” Richard admired, “You know me so well.”  “Of course I do!” Dr. Fox replied, “It’s not actually effective though but hey, it makes for a great distraction while the rest of us do the actual fighting.”  Richard’s face changed to disappointed as Dr. Fox pointed to another table.  “I also have some cleaning supplies in some bigger and longer guns in case you need them.”  Richard floated over to the table and picked up a mop rifle.

“This makes me question your decisions and faith in me more, but I think I’ll keep them.  Thank you,” he complimented with a warm smile.  “Hey no problem!” Dr. Fox humbly bragged.

“‘No problem?’  Hah, that’s cute,” an eerily familiar voice echoed down the lab hallway.

Dr. Fox and Richard slowly turned to their left.  Possessed Brock was coming closer and closer, scraping his scythe on the wall and chuckling as if he were a Doom Lord himself, the shrill symphony accompanied by his evil smile.

“Oh no!!!” Dr. Fox yelled, grabbing Richard, “How did we forget about Brock!?”  “I don’t know, but we have to do something-“ Richard’s voice shook until Possessed Brock swung his scythe in between them.  Both would-be victims screamed as they dodged him and ran in different directions.

Trying to defend himself, Richard aimed his new dart gun at Possessed Brock as his body shook and he began breathing heavily.  Possessed Brock looked in the floating brick’s direction in enough time to see the paperclip fired at him and flick it away.  He raced toward Richard, swinging his scythe only for the brick to avoid being sliced every time.

“Dr. Fox you have to do something or we’re going to die down here!”  Richard called out as he evaded death.  “What does it look like I’m trying to do!?” the doctor replied, peeking her head out from behind a stash of weapons.  Possessed Brock turned around and ran in her direction, jumping into the air to strike her.  Dr. Fox ducked and rolled away, leaving many of her new inventions behind to be smashed to bits.

“NO, MY WEAPONS!!!” Dr. Fox cried.  Richard floated in from behind her as Possessed Brock got up.

“Well isn’t that a fitting reaction,” he commented, “Didn’t know what to expect though.”  He jumped up to strike them again, Richard floating through the floor and Dr. Fox, scrambling to find what other weapons she left lying around.  The Razor Revolver caught her eye, and she crawled as fast as she could to get a hold of it.  She tried holding it properly until she felt the assassin coming her way and pressed the trigger.  Out came a sword in just enough time to save Dr. Fox and give her more time to run back and charge at Possessed Brock.  He charged back, and their blades clashed.

(Art by @samthecookielord​)

As the fight went on, the Frown-copter flew through the cloudy skies, its driver’s eyes glowing with the mere though of what was to come.  Nothing scared him; not the dark clouds, the lighting, or the loud engine giving signs of failing, until a crow flew by and crashed into the front window.

“Out of the way, bird!” Master Frown shouted, swiping with his hand.  But before he could press the wipers button, a swarm of dim red light and fire enveloped the crow and flung it away along with the movement of his hand.  Master Frown pressed the brakes.

“Wait a minute,” he realized, “I REALLY CAN MOVE STUFF WITH MY MIND!!!”

He laughed again as he drove the helicopter and controlled different of its functions at once using just his mind.  Buttons, switches, and fans kept going on and off, all of it meaning nothing to the driver other than his powers were indeed getting stronger.

The forces of good and evil continued their fight in the lab, avoiding each other’s attacks and scowling, knowing that they were both so close yet so far from winning.  Possessed Brock swung his scythe over himself again when he stiffened.  He groaned, holding his face with one hand and his scythe with the other.  Dr. Fox watched, confused as to what was going on and wondering if she should keep her guard down.  The red light in Brock’s eyes and demonic sounds in his voice faded as he opened his eyes.  He looked around the lab he never thought he’d miss, then at Dr. Fox, staring with equally bewildered eyes.

“W…Dr. Fox??” Brock asked, his head (or lack thereof) still hurting, “What am I doing down here?  What’s going on…d-did he really get back to the kingdom like he said he would!?  No no no NO NO NOOOOOO!!!”  He dropped to the floor out of guilt.

“Brock, what do you mean?” Dr. Fox walked over to him, “Why aren’t your eyes red anymore?”  “He mind controlled me, that’s why!” Brock clenched his fists and grunted in the middle of his breakdown.  “Wait mind control?  Since when could he do that?” Dr. Fox asked, “Either way it does explain why you were just trying to kill me and Richard.”

Brock gasped, tears staining to the lab floor.

“Listen, I am SO SO sorry, I didn’t mean to do any of it!  I’d never hurt you, or any of our friends, or anyone who lives here!  You didn’t do anything wrong, and I would’ve warned you if I could but the last thing I remember was being told we were coming back here and that he had to control me again.”

“Well,” Dr. Fox suggested, trying to calm him down, “how about we put our weapons down and talk more about this?”  “Really?” Brock dropped his scythe and looked her in the eyes again.  “Definitely!” Dr. Fox helped him up.

“I’ve helped people with their problems plenty of times,” she continued, “So trust me Brock, there’s nothing a little science can’t fix.  Helping you out should be a breeze!  Right Rick?”  She turned around to find more broken machines and totaled weapons, but Richard was nowhere in sight.

“Richard?”

The gray brick floated up from behind a shelf, his eyes reflecting every inch of fear in his little body.  “Is he gone?” he asked with all his strength.

“Nope, he’s right here” Dr. Fox said as she walked his way, “But he only come after us because he was mind controlled.  Maybe we can help each other out now!”

Richard floated close to Dr. Fox again, this time inches away from her face.  “Doctor, mind control or not he just tried to kill us!  Can we really trust him if he’s supposedly under a supervillain’s control?”

“Good question,” Dr. Fox replied as she fixed her glasses, “but hey Brock’s never been as big of a bingleberry as Master Frown is.”  “Uh…thanks?” Brock said from behind her.

Richard’s stare went from back and forth between Dr. Fox and Brock, giving the latter a colder focus.  “Fine,” he groaned, floated over to Brock.

“So, care to explain what happened since we last saw you and your ‘friend?’” Richard asked.  “I’ll tell you everything, I promise,” Brock nervously said, “just please don’t get mad, ok?  It’ll just make things worse.”

“Don’t let Rick get you more upset, Brock,” Dr. Fox butted in, “All we need is to find out why Master Frown’s so different.”  “Got it,” Brock understood, “Just prepare yourselves cause it’s gonna get heavy.”

“Umm, alright,” Dr. Fox still tried to accept everything warmly.  “Believe me, I’ve heard worse than you’d think,” Richard reassured him.

                                                        : ~~~ :

Several moments passed before Brock could explain everything to Richard and a nearly trembling Dr. Fox.

“Wait, what!?” Dr. Fox shrieked, “I never imagined he could ever do THAT!  And you’ve been living like that for how long again!?”

“Six months,” Brock answered.  “Brock…I don’t know what else to say other than…well, that this is terrible!” Dr. Fox stammered.  “I’ve still heard worse,” Richard said bluntly.

“Well, not everything’s completely different.  It’s kinda hard to explain,” Brock admitted, trying to stay optimistic but becoming sadder with every word, “One day he’s his usual, silly self, and the next he’s as evil as his bosses were.  And I don’t know if he really knows what he’s doing sometimes, either.  It’s like he knows he has these weird new powers but not what they are or how to use them.  Maybe it’s some cry for help when he looks at me all mad at himself, but it doesn’t change the fact that this whole thing’s a living nightmare!”

“Well,” Dr. Fox said thoughtfully, “hopefully we can figure out all these question about the Doom Lords and pummel that stupid, selfish Frowntown scum to the ground, and get you somewhere safe and sound!”

“Yeah,” Brock nervously giggled, “just try not to pummel him too much.”  “You just told us about everything he’s done and you STILL- ” Dr. Fox grumbled before taking a short, deep breath.  “Well, I do understand how much he means to you, ” she admitted, “and if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that your friends’ lives matter more than any experiment ever could.  So we probably won’t punish him too bad for you.”

Brock began feeling warmer inside as he thought about it.  Maybe they could get Master Frown to finally open up about what changed him so badly and they could find a solution that benefitted everyone.  Maybe Brock and Master Frown didn’t have to be so awkwardly afraid of each other anymore and they could be as close as they used to be.  Maybe they could be friends without constantly reassuring each other that they were, or even more, like Brock always dreamed they would be.

He cuddled Dr. Fox in an attempt to not think about it too deeply and focus on the present.  “Don’t know what I’d do without you Doc, can’t thank you enough!”  “Oh it’s quite alright,” Dr. Fox said, bringing Richard in, “So what do you say guys, let’s get this started!”

Dr. Fox, Richard, and Brock walked through the castle halls, just making it to the first floor when Brock’s head began aching again.  He held it and tried to hold back his pain.  The red in his eyes was coming back.

“Brock, are you ok!?” Dr. Fox asked as she and Richard tried to help him.  “I-it’s happening again!!” Brock said, struggling, “Go, g-get e-everyone else before I hurt you!”

Though not wanting to leave him behind, his two friends ran forward anyway.  After more yelling Possessed Brock opened his eyes and came to his senses, realizing that his scythe was missing.  Remembering that he was last in the lab, he ran back down to find it lying on the reflective, blue floor; waiting for him to pick it up and run back out.  He tried to sprint as stealthily as he could to the foyer when he heard an optimistic “And then things are gonna go back to normal!…hopefully.”

Possessed Brock stumbled mid-run and tried to pick himself up before he could make too much noise.  Then he hid behind a potted plant under the staircase and listened carefully to what was behind him.  He could recognize the voices too well; Unikitty and Hawkodile were getting closer.

“Princess, you seriously still think you can just go easy on them, force them to talk it out, and then BANG the whole thing just blows over!?” Hawkodile still tried reasoning with her, “This is the time for combat, not words!  Just think; the announcements, the threats, all the potential danger, and nothing scares you but Brock!?”

“Oh come on, Hawk,” Unikitty confidently said, “ just think: all we have to do is…”

“…surrender or your lives end here and now!” Possessed Brock finished, revealing himself and slowly coming up the staircase.  Unikitty and Hawkodile held onto each other and screamed.

“Brock!?” Unikitty asked, now fearing what her supposed friend could do to her, “What happened to you!?  Why are your eyes red!?”  “You won’t need answers to those questions,” Possessed Brock drew his scythe, “You’ll be too busy begging for your lives.”

“NOT ON MY WATCH!!!” Hawkodile yelled.  He guarded Unikitty and winded his arm back to punch the distorted personification of his once good friend.  Possessed Brock dodged the punch and made his way up the stairs swiftly.

“GO, HURRY!” Hawkodile commanded.  Unikitty flew up the staircase but turned to watch the fight from the top of the stairs.  She still tried to understand what was going on as her bodyguard and would-be friend fought.  Hawkodile angrily kept trying to punch and kick Possessed Brock, who avoided every attack with ease as he was chased up the stairs before he made it to the top and grabbed Unikitty.  The princess squealed and struggled to free herself, trapped in his grasp as he ran down the steps again, past Hawkodile and out the castle door.  Possessed Brock reached for his walkie-talkie as he ran through the castle grounds.

“I got her, let’s go!” he yelled into it.

Along came sudden swirling of the wind and sound of the Frown-copter came closer as Master Frown landed it on the hill, feet away from Possessed Brock and Unikitty.  The princess froze as she peeked at his grinning face out of the entrance; not just because of his new look but also how he looked at her back, eyes and all.

“Good,” Master Frown relished over the loud engine, “Let’s do this.”  For the first time in his live, he felt more evil than he ever had before.

“Master Frown!?” Unikitty screamed, starting to sweat, “I guess it’s great to see you again but WHAT’S GOING ON!?!?  WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?”  Possessed Brock ignored her questions and hopped into the backseat and all Master Frown said was “Aww man, we actually got her, let’s go!” with the innocence of a child getting candy or a new toy.  The Frown-copter took off, and Hawkodile made it in enough time to just see it start zoom away.  He wanted nothing more than to fly up to it at lightning speed and punch the red-eyed crooks into oblivion, but he knew that in order to take them down he couldn’t do it alone.

Hawkodile flew to his dojo, where Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Richard were discussing a potential plan of attack, and almost crashed landed into the entrance.

“GUYS, THEY’VE GOT UNIKITTY!” He announced, “EVERYBODY GO, GET OUT THERE OR SHE’S A GONER!  COME ON, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!”  Everyone raced outside and through the streets, following the Frown-copter.  Its driver heard some strange commotion from below even over Unikitty still screaming to get out.  He peeked down from the driver’s seat he found Unikitty’s friends running after him, then up his way to find Hawkodile flying after them.

“Brock,” Master Frown aggressively whispered through his teeth before yelling, “WHY ARE THEY STILL ALIVE!?”  “Not now, bingus!” Possessed Brock yelled back.  “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!?”  Unikitty still tried to squirm out of Possessed Brock’s grasp as he and Master Frown went back and forth and her friends raced after her.

Puppycorn and Richard ran side by side until the prince grabbed Richard and threw him up at the Frown-copter.  It took only a few seconds for the screaming brick to reach the helicopter, and one more for Master Frown to smack him away, sending Richard falling as fast as he came.  He landed next to where Dr. Fox stood, aiming the Higher-Upper at the helicopter and firing a missile.  It seemed as though the missile would really hit them, and Unikitty and Possessed Brock began fearing for their lives.  But Master Frown effortlessly raised the helicopter’s altitude higher into the air so the missile would miss it, land on the ground, blow a kingdom shop up, and make Dr. Fox furious.

Master Frown looked down and laughed at her rage when Hawkodile caught up to him.  He stood on the landing skid and grabbed onto the doorway, shaking the entire helicopter.  While Master Frown screamed and frantically tried to regain balance Hawkodile reached his hand out for Unikitty.

(Art by @friffinx​, again)

“Princess, grab on!” he pleaded.  Unikitty reached back, but just before their hands touched, Possessed Brock knocked Hawkodile off the skid and sent him falling.

“HAWKODILE, NOOOO!!!” Unikitty cried.  This seemed to be her last straw as she growled with rage, turning into her angry form and shaking the Frown-copter again.

“ALRIGHT, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN WHAT’S GOING ON AND WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO MY FRIENDS-”

A tranquilizer dart hit her cheek, and she was fast asleep on the floor in her normal form.

Possessed Brock looked up to see Master Frown spinning a dart gun with a smug look on his face and chuckling again.

“Not bad, scrub,” Possessed Brock slyly thanked his boss.  “Hey, watch it,” Master Frown said with the grin still on his face.

Richard, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile helped each other get up as Puppycorn gazed into the sky, his heart feeling heavy.

“She’s gone…!  MY BIG SIS IS GONE!!!” he sobbed, “What are we gonna do guys!?”  Everyone else looked to each other, waiting for someone to give an answer.  After a moment Hawkodile took it upon himself to give one.  “Honestly Puppycorn, we don’t know.”  He put his arm around the prince, and all four looked up to the setting sun.

WOW, that took forever but HEY, it’s finally here!  And don’t worry, the other chapters aren’t as long as this one. (Except for maybe chapter 4, a lot’s gonna happen in that one too)

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The Other Side- Be Careful What You Wish For chapter 4

Pairing: Drake x MC; (past) Liam x MC

Word count: 1,637

Warnings: delusions, paranoia, deceit, manipulation, alcohol dependency 

Summary: Drake and Rebecca get some surprising news and Drake spirals. 

Song Inspiration: The Other Side by Ruelle

A/N: A huge thank you to @sirbeepsalot for all of her help and advice and being an ever patient sounding board. (MoE thanks DoE as well.) 

Series warnings: Evil Liam, dark!fic, deceit, manipulation, dub con, possible NSFW content, possible character death. This is taking the Liam from TRH to the extreme, he is not the Liam we know and love. By clicking read more you acknowledge you are at least 18 years of age.

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Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters, I’m simply borrowing from PB for a bit.

Drake nervously bounced his leg as they waited for the doctor to come into the room. There’s something wrong. It shouldn’t be this hard. His mind raced, eyes frantically darting around the room. It’s barely been three months, but something just felt off. He couldn’t explain it even to himself but he knew in his bones something was missed.

Rebecca leaned over, her hands taking his. “Drake it will be okay.”

Drake jumped as he turned towards her, his hair wildly unkempt, dark circles under his eyes. “You don’t know that! You should be pregnant by now!”

“Drake, it takes time, you know that.”

He wrenched his hand from hers. “I know that Allen, and I know I said the same exact thing to you, but I shouldn’t have. I should have listened to you.” He ran his hands through his hair, making it stick out more. “I think something is wrong, I think the doctor did something to me.”

“Drake, why would the doctor do that?” She internally sighed, he’d suddenly become more paranoid over the last few weeks and she didn’t know how to help him. Olivia said his mother had a mental illness, maybe it’s that? She knew she should tell him to speak to someone but she didn’t want to make him spiral further by going too far when he already felt the weight of the works on his shoulders.

“I don’t know. I just know everyone is looking at me and laughing because I can’t do one thing.”

“Drake…”

“Duke and Duchess Walker.” Doctor Ramirez greeted with a small smile. “I have some answers for you.”

“Okay.” Rebecca said, her heart felt like it froze in her chest.

“As you know we sent your samples in under a pseudonym to prevent the press from being able to try to buy any information.”

Rebecca nodded, Drake wrung his hands in his lap. Just spit it out! You mangled me!

“Well it turns out that there was a patient with a similar name was tested by a different office at the same lab and they mixed the results up.”

“Okay. What’s the problem?”

Just spit it out woman and stop putting the blame on someone else you know exactly what fucking happened!

“I’m afraid Duke Drake, is and has been sterile from the beginning. I’m so sorry to put you through such an unnecessary procedure, there is no way it would ever have helped.”

Rebecca gasped, reaching for Drake’s hand, only for him to pull it away. “So that's why I can’t get pregnant?”

How could I be sterile? Liam said this is the best doctor in Cordonia! How could she mess up something so simple?!

“Correct. You are still perfectly healthy Duchess Rebecca, you just would need a donor to become pregnant, I am so very sorry for the mix up.”

Rebecca turned to Drake. “Drake are you okay?”

Drake glared at the doctor. Why won’t you just admit it? “I’m fine.” He growled as he stood so abruptly the chair fell back.

“Drake.” Rebecca called after him as he stormed out of the office. She turned back to the doctor. “We don’t blame you. I guess we will be in touch when he’s come to terms with things.”

“Of course.”

*

Drake walked into the bedroom, slamming the door behind him, nearly hitting Rebecca who was trailing behind him. She flinched as the door came at her, barely catching it with her hands. He doesn’t mean it, he’s upset. “Drake will you please talk to me.”

“Why? So you can just keep telling it’s all in my head?” He sat on the side of the bed holding his head in his hands. “No thanks, I’m good.”

“I didn’t say it was all in your head, I said there was no reason to think Dr Ramirez would purposely sterilize you.”

“So I must be crazy? Right?! Poor crazy sterile Drake who can’t even do the one thing asked of him to make fucking amends!”

“Ohmygod Drake will you please stop acting like you owe Liam!”

“Fine!” He stood shaking his head. “I need a damn drink!”

“Drake.”

“What Allen? What could you possibly have to say to make me feel better?” He opened the bedside drawer, pulling out a bottle of whiskey, he brought the bottle up to his lips taking a long sip of the amber liquid.

Why the hell is he so angry and paranoid? She blinked back tears. “Drake what’s really bothering you? That you let Liam down or you let me down?”

“I let myself down! I’m never going to be a fucking father!” He took another sip, begging the liquid to burn away the truth.

“What are you talking about Drake? You will still be a father, they will still grow up knowing a caring loving father who wants to make things as normal as possible like taking them camping and fishing.”

“But they won’t be mine!” His hand ran through his hair, surprise etching upon his face as a clump came back with his hand. What the fuck? I’m not drunk enough for this shit!

She placed a comforting hand on his shoulder. “What does it matter what dna they have?”

He gave a flat laugh. “You don’t get it, do you? You think this is all about what I owe Liam but I also have to prove myself. I’m just the commoner, the king's friend. I have no business being a duke and everyone knows it. There was one thing I could do that no one could take away from me, I could give Cordonia it’s next king or queen, but I can’t even do that! Don’t you see this will just prove to everyone that I don’t belong!” They already knew. I could hear the whispers and see them pointing. He turned, shrugging off her arm, his eyes flashing dark with anger as he brought the bottle back to his lips for another sip. “And to top it all off my wife can’t even be fucking faithful and goes off fucking the man she turned down!”

Rebecca was stunned, the words hitting her as though he’d slapped her across the face. “What the hell are you talking about?” How could he even think that?

Drake narrowed his eyes glowering at her. “You know exactly what I’m talking about! I smell his cologne all over you, all over the duchy.”

Tears streamed down Rebecca’s cheeks. How can he think so little of me? Her body shook as she tried to stop the sobs from spilling from her throat. “I don’t know what’s gotten into you Drake but I haven’t been with Liam since Vegas. He hasn’t even been in the country for most of the past month, a fact you know.”

Drake rolled his eyes, grumbling when he tilted the bottle up and found it was empty. He dropped the bottle to the ground. Where the fuck is another bottle? He crossed the room rifling through the bar cart until he located another bottle. “Yeah, I’m sure he’s out of the country. We both know he wouldn’t go anywhere without his whore.”

Rebecca’s lower lip trembled as sadness morphed to rage. She walked up to him, slapping him hard against the face.

“What the fuck Allen?” Drake exclaimed cupping his stinging cheek.

“Don’t you ever call me a whore again!”

“Why the hell not?! That’s what you are isn’t it? The king's whore! I’m not sure why you turned him down when you’re still fucking him all the time!” He spat.

She pulled back her hand preparing for a second slap. She shook her head, allowing her arm to drop to her side. “I can’t talk to you when you’re like this. When you can actually listen instead of raving like a crazy person let me know.”

Drake scoffed. “Yup that’s me, poor crazy, sterile commoner trash Drake.” He shook his head. “I need to get the hell out of here, feel free to call your boyfriend!”

*

Drake sat in his truck staring out the windshield. He wasn’t sure what was going on anymore, it felt like everything was unraveling around him and he couldn’t make sense of what was happening anymore. Was she right am I losing it? He hit his hand against the steering wheel. What the fuck am I even doing here?

He’d slowly been becoming more paranoid, though it all seemed to come to ahead today. How could I be sterile? Confusion overtook him. He brought the bottle up to his lips. This will numb me, make all the pain go away. He knew he wasn’t cut out for this life, that’s why he always turned Liam down when he offered to make him a Duke. He could hear everyone laughing at him, pointing at the dumb commoner who couldn’t hack it as a Duke. He turned the keys in the ignition. I need to get away. He sat the bottle on the seat next to his phone, wildly flashing as call after call came in. Fuck her, fuck him, fuck them all.

*

Liam looked down at his ringing phone, smiling when he saw her name appear on the screen, the picture she took at the Eiffel Tower smiling back at him. “Hello?”

“Liam?! Have you heard from Drake?!” Her panicked voice coming through the speaker.

Liam sat forward. “Rebecca? What’s wrong?”

“I don’t know. We found out some bad news today and he completely lost it. He’s been talking crazy lately but this is the worst I’ve seen.” She sobbed. “He was drinking, and—and he just left.” She paused, the silence thundering in his ears. “Liam, I need your help. I’m scared, I don’t know where he is, I’m worried something happened to him.”

She knows she can always count on me...

A/N: just incase it isn’t clear Drake did drive drunk, I just couldn’t write it having lost someone to a drunk driver, even hinting at it was rough, but for once my muse was kind to me and let me off easy.

Please please please don’t ever get behind the wheel intoxicated it’s NEVER worth it! 

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Bingo #1

   (disclaimer: fanfic only, not a headcanon)

   (Themes for my #1: Crossover(with Ghostwriter a 90′s PBS show, because I can), Setting: Family Reunion, and Sam Works at the Nasty Burger)

   It was that time again, not that Paulina Sanchez was looking forward to it or anything. Some of her cousins were cool and all, and her aunts and female relatives liked her fashion advice. The problem was that the places they picked for meeting were always extremely awkward.

   Last year was the Chinese Food Buffet. The year before was at her house, in the backyard, with a live mariachi band (not that she hated mariachi music or anything; in fact it was pretty cool). Five years ago it was in Brooklyn, NY, at the park near her cousin’s place, which was a small store with an apartment complex above it. Renting out the apartment rooms was where they made most of their money, so she wasn’t sure why they still maintained the store except for nostalgia. Of course, compared to her family, they weren’t that rich.

   This year, her grandpa wanted to - no, insisted - upon meeting at a burger place, so her father suggested Nasty Burger. Cringe. That girl she used to be friends with, Valerie, worked there. She did not want her to see her act in a non-popular way with her family. No.

   But her father, as usual, never listened to her complaints when it came to the family reunion locale, and all the others agreed. So, Nasty Burger it was.

   The family rented out the whole place, so she didn’t have to worry about her friends at school running into her today. She greeted her aunt Mari with kisses, her Grandma with hugs. She was momentarily the center of attention, with everyone complimenting her on her beauty and perfection - well, maybe that was just her female cousins.

   Her favorite cousin was Gaby, who was already a career woman, working successfully at a fashion magazine. In fact, she was one of her style icons, and Paulina wasn’t afraid to admit it. Her brother Alex, though, helped run the family store and always read mysteries.

   If he likes them that much, he should write them himself.

   Not that she would say that aloud. He was nice enough.

   “Lina!” Gaby said, and they exchanged kisses.

   “Gabs, I love your outfit today. It’s casual, and chic!”

   “Not so bad yourself. Hmm, looks like everyone else has ordered and I’m starving. How about you?”

   “Same.”

   “So, dating anyone?” Gaby asked as they walked up to order.

   “Not yet,” Paulina said, sighing. “I’m currently enjoying my wide range of admirers. If I picked someone, they might be hurt and never talk to me again!”

   “Ah, youth,” Gaby said, shaking her head. Paulina figured she was jealous, but she wasn’t surprised. She was the object of envy everywhere. “Well don’t wait too long, but of course there’s always college.”

   “I know, right? I’m so excited! There’s only a year to go and there are so many schools with sports teams.”

   “Aiming for a scholarship?”

   “Of course. My grades aren’t that bad. Right now, I’m around…3.0?” Of course, she had her bestie Star to thank for that, since she was too busy studying style trends in class to pay attention.

   “I don’t see how you do it. Keep it up, girlfriend.”

   The cashier girl was turned around, so Paulina focused on deciding what to order. The Junior Mini Nasty Burger sounded appealing, but she got that too often these days and needed a change-up. Recently they added salads to the menu, and the chicken Nasty salad sounded perfect, at only 120 calories.

   “Excuse me, I’m ready to order,” Paulina said to get the cashier’s attention.

   The one who turned around was not who she was expecting.

   “Sam?” Paulina said with a gasp.

   “Oh boy, not a face I wanted to see,” Sam said in a droll voice.

   “Friends?” Gaby said, pointing to the both of them.

   “No,” Sam and Paulina replied.

   “Oh.”

   “Anyway, where’s Valerie?” Paulina asked, looking around. It was too bad her wish for Valerie to be gone was activated, as she preferred her to Sam. She was just too negative and boring, even though her looks weren’t that bad. If only she wore the right makeup…

   “She begged me to take her shift today because she’s sick. Me? Serving meat?”

   “Well it’s a good thing you don’t work in the kitchen.” She’d hate to get grass again. It was low calorie but what was the point of low calorie if it didn’t taste good? Bad tasting food made her looks worse because of stress.

   “That’s…true. Well, what would you like to order?” She looked surprised at Paulina’s wise words. Maybe I’m getting through to her after all?

   “I would like to get the chicken Nasty salad please.”

   “Why chicken? What about the bean salad?” Sam twitched.

   “But I don’t want the bean salad. I want the chicken salad.”

   “Oh, that’s too bad. One…chicken…salad.” As she typed the code into the cash register, she glared at Paulina like she wanted to drill a hole into her or something.

   Paulina simply smiled. Smiles always overpower darkness, just like Papa always says.

   After they paid, Paulina turned around to see Alex there.

   “Hey, isn’t this that goth girl you talk about that goes to your school and knows a lot about ghosts, and that ghost boy?” Once Alex was excited about a topic, he never stopped.

   “You want to know about ghosts?” Paulina said, getting excited herself. “I’ll tell you all about my ghost boy.”

   “You talk about me?” Sam said with a surprised look. “And I mean, this doesn’t even sound negative.”

   “Girl,” Paulina said with a flick of her hair. “If I’m going to talk bad about you I’ll do it to your face. I’m not rude.”

   “That’s…still rude,” Gaby said.

   “I’m just being honest and expressing my feelings!” Paulina insisted. “That’s what people like about me.”

   Alex put a notebook on the table. “If you know about ghosts, have you heard of Ghostwriter?”

   “Sure I have,” Sam said, eyeing the notebook. “He taught my boyfriend the meaning of Christmas two years ago, apparently.”

   “Really? So it’s true that ghosts live in some kind of alternate dimension?”

   “The Ghost Zone, as we call it. Why do you ask, and how have you heard of Ghostwriter? I don’t think he’s ever even left his lair, for the most part. He doesn’t cause much trouble.”

   “I wonder if it’s the same ghost I know then. The thing is, when Gaby and I were kids, we and a group of friends would solve mysteries with him. He and his messages could only be seen by kids, and he couldn’t talk or hear, only read and write.”

   “The Ghostwriter I know talks just fine. There’s another Ghostwriter?”

   “Look here.” He opened a notebook to reveal case notes dated in the 90s. “He was a good guy. Hearing about the ghost boy being a good guy, and people being able to see ghosts in this town, I had to come to this year’s reunion. Too bad I couldn’t make it last year. If this town is something special, I’d want to see him again, and thank him for being a friend. And all his help…”

   “The last time we saw him, he still lived in the words of this notebook,” Gaby said. “I wonder if he feels lonely. We probably got too old to see him. We still write to him though. You and Lina are still young though. Maybe you two can talk to him?” She pulled a felt pen out of her bag and sat it next to the notebook.

   Paulina looked warily at the notebook and felt pen. “This feels like that thing in middle school where two people grab a pen and see what it writes. Goth girl, you probably know what it’s called.”

   “That was a stupid game, and I think it’s off topic,” Sam said, turning to a blank page on the notebook. “Sure, let’s write I guess.” She picked up the felt pen and wrote “Are you Ghostwriter?”

   Paulina looked expectantly at the page, somehow hoping a sexy ghost would pop out. Nothing happened.

   “Alex, are you messing with my young and easily influenced mind again?” Paulina said with a pout.

   “No, I’m serious.”

   “But, seriously, nothing-”

   “Paulina, look!” Sam said.

   She turned back to the notebook. The words were glowing and started moving on the page. They formed a glowing orb with two arcs on top.

   “Looks like some kind of wifi icon, Sam,” Paulina observed.

   “You’re…right on about that.”

   “Of course I am, do you think I’m dumb or something?”

   Sam’s blank stare answered that question.

   “Hey! Why are you so mean?”

   Words formed on the page to read:

   “Hello, children. Sam, lover of ghost mysteries. Paulina, a friend of the people.”

   “And how does he know that?” Sam asked, while Paulina just nodded in agreement.

   “I see it too!” Alex said, while Gaby wiped a tear. “Why didn’t he say anything all this time?”

   Paulina opened her hand and Sam passed her the pen. Paulina wrote, “Gaby and Alex value your friendship. They want to solve mysteries with you again. Is it okay?”

   The words reformed to read: “Of course. I would love to.”

   “Aww,“ Paulina squealed. “I love a good ending, don’t you?”

   Sam offered a slight smile.

   After that, Gaby and Alex gladly told Paulina more about the Ghostwriter, and their middle school adventures, over the meal.

   This year’s family reunion was a bit more eventful than the others. It was too bad the Ghostwriter was hiding his true form. Paulina knew he was secretly a fluffy bunny or something. And she loved fluffy bunnies!

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The Royal Masquerade, Ch. 3 AKA Predator and Pray For Me

What happened this week:

The our dick aunt and dumb aunt barge into our room while we get dressed just to remind us what a lowly failure we are.

The Fierros propose an alliance and why would we say no? They also propose a marriage to secure power and the throne. Not this again...

This episode on Harming some Animals: hunting our houses’ spirit animals that Cyrus provided as a “power play”. Good try, bucko, but that’s just motivation. Watch PB make us try and adopt this at the end of the chapter.

Kayden the Guard has their guard up around us. Is that surprising? Not in the slightest. They’ll eventually find some interest in us, as they are one of the LIs after all.

Distract Cyrus on the hunt by making noises, which should totally attract him towards us instead. If you didn’t pick the “make your own sound” option, then what are you even doing here? I put “YAH   Y E E T” with the specific spaces, because why the hell not?

Mr. Business and Miss Diva have unfortunately found themselves incompetent at the hunt, and thusly have been established as the Kiara and Penelope of the friend group. Useful, yet too irrelevant to be the opposition. Hopefully we see more of MC doing business/politics stuff with Percival and diva stuff with Theodosia to win their favour as well.

A diamond scene with either of the two LIs that will win you Master of the Hunt if you choose correctly. If not, the Hunter wins. How appropriate, befitting their name. Oh, yeah, also the flirty stuff too!

DamonDemon shoots the animal and it dies, leaving its cub all alone and frightened. Lo and behold, I called it, PB gives us the option to adopt it. If you don’t it goes to Vasco, but we trust him, right? Hopefully.

Percival offers us a suitor that we’ll meet in the next chapter’s party. 10 bucks says they’re Bertrand with some muttonchops and Maxwell’s personality.

Thoughts:

In this chapter, the “want factor” is established. The motivation of the character, and often the cause of their downfall/rock bottom as well. It was interesting to have three different options for the “want”, as opposed to the usual one.

Hello, yes, I would kill and/or die for the Fierro siblings!