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snorkling-in-sodasea · 6 months ago

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The Gay Guys and the Little Girls Hypocrisy

Yeah, I might as well make this its own little post than adding to the last one. Like many others said, though, it just seemed hypocritical that Blitz doesn't want to carry out a hit just because it affects him personally. It's not even in a fun way or understandable one, like 'it's Hell so of course there's douchebags with selective morals, especially when something personally affects them'

Seriously, there's a whole fucking list of times I was thinking during that scene:

The most common example is the very first episode, when Blitz was happy about the idea of ruining a family. Everyone has brought up how the double standards is that 'if's it straight - or at least a man and a woman - then cheating is horrible. If it's gay - particularly gay guys - then cheating is fine'. Well, would that still be true if Martha and Ralphie painfully resembled Blitz's desires and Stockholm syndrome-formed love towards Stolas? Because I'm thinking that's the bigger factor here

no one gave a fuck about all those spring breakers who got slaughtered just for a parking spot

no one especially gave a fuck about all those people in the opera house. And it's arguably worse because they weren't even targets that episode like the spring breakers. Yet I.M.P. didn't even think those unnecessary corpses were worthy of being noted, including Moxxie (sure, he may have gotten past it in Murder Family but a side glance and a moment of being conflicted would have been nice. If not exactly that, then some sort of fucking notice on Moxxie's part at least)

I guess there's the lumberjacks at the start of Ozzie's. For all we know, they could have had precious, little daughters like the gay dads in Sinsmas, or even loving wives/husbands that they could've wanted to have kids with

I'm actually not sure to include Jimmy from Unhappy Campers but I guess I will just in case. Because on one hand, he did intentionally kill someone, even if it was to help Barbie. On the other, though, he's only 18 or 19 years old. Just like the lumberjacks, for all we know, he could have had a loving mom and/or dad who'll be devastated over his death. It'll feel like too soon for them and it's the one thing that any good parent doesn't want, to outlive their kid. There is the fact that Barbie needed Jimmy to make a living, though, and Blitz never called it off. He decided that his business was more important than Barbie's livelihood

I actually forgot about this one when I was making this list but there was that freaking massacre at the beginning of Full Moon. Seriously, a pile of guts spilled from the bodies, entrails hung up decoratively, and all that. The worst part was that there was a person right in the middle of that, maybe even a kid if I remember right. It's probably worse for that person if they weren't a target and that's why they're still alive. Blitz never gave a fuck about this person's mental health when he and his team just did all that gory shit. Blitz never gave a fuck about the horn of plenty's worth of mental scars when that happened

Let's not forget the shorts! Emberlynn, a freaking college girl who has a hit on her over a fucking shipping war. Blitz may have thought of it as excessive but he still decided that the money was more important than the fact the target is a young college girl

The one with the chupacabra. The guy who died, he clearly had a wife who was in waterfall tears over his corpse, even holding him close

Then there's the kid in the freaking pilot. The mother was definitely devastated over having lost her son, just imagine how much worse she'll be when she recognizes the corpse in her arms as her son.

And going back to 5, Blitz looks even worse to me thanks to the scene with him sparing the gay dads in Sinsmas. Because he felt more emotion at a couple of strangers who strongly resemble his personal issues and desires with having a happy, little family with Stolas, Octavia, and Loona than he did about whether or not his own twin sister had a job to support herself with. Blitz has some fucking gall to talk about missing his sister who he was super close to when he, like I said, ultimately chose to let a hit get carried out even if it meant screwing over his sister's livelihood (Also, what fucking bull it is, Blitz saying that he and Barbie were as close as he claims when there has been at least three fucking flashbacks between Blitz and Fizzarolli when there hasn't even been one between Blitz and Barbie. If anything, if it wasn't for the love letter in Oops, I would sooner believe that Fizz is Blitz's true sibling)

#helluva boss #blitzo #stolas #moxxie #barbie wire #martha #ralphie #fizzarolli #ranting

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mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune · 1 year ago

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The Sinnerlings: Martha & Ralphie's Kids With Bratty Kitten (2023)

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Credit for Helluva Boss goes to VivziePop

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[Note: Even If The Drawing itself isn't Mature, but the tags that are being used for this is "not for kids" and "mature audience only" because of ideas that involve Sinnerling Orphanage and how the more dangerous sinnerlings need to be watched and keep them away from the other sinnerlings for safety reasons. and there is also a idea about very protective Hell-Storks, and how half of the Sinnerlings end up being babies, which could be very rare and not happen as often, but even if they are called Sinnerlings like the much older children, the baby ones are still very innocent and the Hell-Storks are very VERY protective of them and well it explains it in this, even if I talk about Sailor Moon first before talking about the drawing and the weird idea I have about a Sinnerling Orphanage and how it works.]

I drew this on December 31, 2023....so yeah, last year.

I was going to post this some hours ago today/January 8, 2024.

but I ended up going to sleep after watching some episodes of Sailor Moon, which I had just found out that only half of the English Dub has Sailor Moon go by Usagi, and after you finish the ones where Chibiusa goes back to the Future, it turns out the next DVDs so far after that, that has the next season....while still having the english subtitles so you can technically watch it without being censored...

so yeah, if Usagi has that voice actress and she's called Serena...

it means that it is the dub version where they will have that lie about Haruka and Michiru being "cousins" when really they aren't.

and I decided not to watch all the episodes on that, and check the other DVDs, so even FishEye...

if ya are gonna put DVDs of the English Dub together, make sure it doesn't mix with the censored version where they basically lied about Haruka and Michiru being cousins, at least the first half of the DVDs keep the original version...well I guess maybe it's only half the DVDs that has that English Dub version...I can try to watch the episodes of the season where Haruka and Michiru appear in later, with the original language and have the English subtitle with it.

at least they aren't saying Sailor Uranus wrong, even if it is a English Dub that I can still like, but at the same time I wanted to watch a English Dub version where Haruka and Michiru aren't censored and that lie about them being cousins...

maybe I will watch Sailor Moon Crystal Series later, maybe to make sure the English Dub on the DVDs of it did some form of justice for those two...well, it is possible the Sailor Moon Crystal Series does have Haruka and Michiru as love interests of each other, and don't have them as you know...

should make sure to not mix certain English Dubs with the more better ones who don't lie about two characters being cousins.

I mean I know I once thought they were cousins when first seeing them on Sailor Moon, but then I learned that those who did the dub where Usagi goes by Serena, that Michiru and Haruka aren't cousins.

I mean they could of made it so those two as childhood best friends who lost touch for a while until the day Haruka awaken as Sailor Uranus, but having them be cousins when really they aren't and hiding the fact they were more than just friends...

so yeah, it sucks they mixed that English Dub version in with the English Dub version that isn't censored...I will try to watch that season again another time, along with the one where people's dream mirrors are being targeted...I will watch Sailor Moon Crystal later...

if I had known before that they were going to mix different English Dubs together, ones that aren't by the same people who do English Dubs for Sailor Moon....ya don't mix them up, you put them in a separate box or case, so of course I'm going to be disappointed...

but maybe once in a while I watch that English Dub version, but I would preferred to watch the version where Haruka & Michiru isn't censored, which one of my hopes is to see it in the new series version of Sailor Moon that is Sailor Moon Crystal.

it also sucks what English Dub of Sonic X did to Chris, who turns out had parents who are a bit in the Gray...

so yeah Chris Thorndyke's Mom & Dad are Gray-Parents.

and the English Dub lies about that too, which it might be important to get both the English Dub and the version where it does have English Subtitles and hopefully isn't censored to hide the fact that Chris's parents kinda sucked, even if they do love their son but like Chris's Mom could of turned down the part in the movie and picked spending time with her son, yeah Cream still had a right to be mad because she was away from her Mom...

but Chris's Parents are Gray-Parents, even if some Gray-Parents aren't always so bad, and at times you don't figure out a beloved cool parent character is a Gray-Parent until you get to the next season.

Greg Universe was a Gray-Parent, and we didn't even figure this out until Steven Universe Future where he takes Steven to where he lived...I think both Greg and his parents are at fault.

both sides could of had some kind of compromise, plus Greg's Mom or Dad might of not allowed him to have music because he would always turn the volume up too loud, and it could be possible his Mom or Dad could go into pain from the volume because of them being sensitive loud sounds...

it's like ya can still like Greg, but then you realize that even when you like him, he didn't take Steven to a doctor once or even let him go to school, even home schooling would of been great, and the teacher would either come to Steven's home or do their classes online with other students who do home school.

I still don't like how Greg said to Steven "your a Gem, your not like other kids." he might be so, but he could of said your Half-Gem, Steven is still Human, and Connie's Mom has a right to be a bit mad at Greg for never taking Steven to the Doctor.

even if it does turn out that Isaac Sumdac is a bit of a Gray-Parent, but at least he made sure Sari had Tutor-bot...

but he could of made a Doctor-bot and Nurse-bot to make sure to take care of Sari if he needs a check up and take care of her when she's sick.

Blitzo's Dad ain't really a Gray-Parent, he is more of a Toxic-Dad, and that goes for Stolas's Dad as well, who pretty much sucks at Daddying...

Paimon makes Phenex seem like a better parent in comparison.

like even if a Earth Angel's Soul Name is Small Lilith Amethyst Phenex, it would be likely Phenex wouldn't be the one to raise her and when the the said Earth Angel was born, she had to be given to a Caretaker, a Angel that is a Caretaker is possibly those who act like surrogate parent to a newborn angel, even the hybrid ones that are earth angels...

and yeah, I know that the name Small Lilith Amethyst Phenex,

spells out SLAP...it's both weird and kind of funny.

anyway I wouldn't be surprised if Eddie also known as The Bratty Kid, well Bratty Kitten in this drawing...

had both parents who were either Gray or Toxic.

even if we might not see Eddie in any future episodes, it would be interesting if in the Fanon Timeline, he became a Sinnerling.

a Sinnerling is a Sinner Demon who was formerly Human, but are a child...

plus it would make sense that even Martha & Ralphie's kids become Sinnerlings....as for children who end up going to Heaven, which thanks to a video talking about the Cards, I learn that those who do end up going to Heaven in Hazbin Hotel, are called Winners.

well maybe the children would be called Winnerlings.

I also learned about Sera and Emily, and Emily seems like the type that would be on Charlie's Side, but we wont know for sure until we see how she's like in the show.

why does Emily make me think of that song "Me and Emily" by Rachel Proctor.

and if Emily & Charlie end up meeting and forming a bond, and that bond forming like family type where they form a sisterly like bond...

that would be a "I Sib It" cause once again, ya only use "I Ship It" for the romantic type ships, you NEVER use it for the platonic types, even if the parents in the "I Fam It" type are in the "I Ship It" but when it's the whole Family, it is a "I Fam It"

even thinking about those two forming a Sisterly Bond, even if it might not happen in the canon and might end up being fanon...

it makes the song The Great Divide by The McClain Sisters,

match those two, my O.T.S. is gonna be Charlie & Emily, even if it is only in a Fanon Timeline....which the O.T.S. is suppose to stand for One True Siblings....yeah I'm weird for viewing it like that.

anyway if Martha and Ralphie's Kids did have names, even if they are only named in the Fanon...maybe the daughter could be Riley and the son could be Martie or R.J. short for Ralphie Jr.

and yeah it is possible that some fan theories about Sinner Children, could be right....that like the Adult Sinners, they will be stuck as children...possibly both physically and mentally, not really growing up.

but in theory, it could be possible for them to grow up both physically and mentally even if originally they stop when they unfortunately lost their life in the Human World.

the idea I have is that, well even if it is for Fanon...

is that like how there is those Asmodean Crystals that can disguise Hellborns as Humans, there could be other type of Crystals besides Asmodean, that could allow a Sinnerling to grow up...

of course it could only be done, if they are adopted by a Hellborn or even the Royals like Charlie's Dad and the other Kings and Queens.

which we can only count the 8th King/Queen/Monarch who is The Embodiment Of Melancholy in the Fanon Timeline...

this Defective Earth Angel still says that one needs a blanket, a movie and comfort food, and a comforting hug, but only if they want a hug, if they don't feel like being hug at the moment, then one must respect that wish and only give them a hug if they truly want it.

anyway like I said about the possibility of Sinnerlings being able to grow up and age, it might only be possible if they wear a certain Gem or Crystal (that is NOT the Asmodean Crystal) and they have to wear it on a day and month on their birthday if they want to turn the Age they would of been when they were still living in the human world.

some Sinnerlings never had a family or did but still end up living in a Orphanage in the Human World before wrongfully ending up in Heck...well those who run the Orphanage for Sinnerlings, could have the special crystals (again NOT the Asmodean Crystals) that is given to the Sinnerling's adoptive parents, either they be Sinners or Hellborns.

of course those who run the Orphanage For Sinnerlings, know better than just to give the child to anyone, and even if it is Hell, they might have some morals to know not to let any harm come to either Hellborn or Sinnerling Children and to keep them safe.

there could be some Orphanages that have both Hellborn and Sinnerlings in it, of course that would still be in Fanon...

but even in a Orphanage where it has both Hellborn and Sinnerling Children living in the same building, when a Sinnerling is adopted by their new parents, those who run the Orphanage will give the new parents a Crystal that is suppose to help the child grow up, and if they choose to stop using it at some point when they become a adult, that would be their choice.

some of the Sinnerlings, can end up being babies, which could be seen as very rare and there is one way that can happen...

and it has NOTHING to do with not being baptized...

like even if the babies either being newborns or from the ages 1 to 3 years old, are still called Sinnerlings, but they would still be innocents.

like in the Fanon, when the Cleansing Day, even if those Exorcist also called Exterminators try to harm those babies and even the other children....they could end up having a protective bubble around them that those Exorcists can't get through, so they can't pop those bubbles no matter how much they try...

because those children are under The Great Goddess's Protection.

yeah, I know that Omni-Mom will likely never be mention in both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, which is why we have the Fanon.

and I can't help but wonder if how the Feminine Energy, being treated the way it was, counts as abuse...?

and yeah, I still refuse to let certain Eon-Boomers hurt Omni-Mom and hurt the balance between the Masculine and Feminine, even if it has gotten a bit better and healed, even if it's still in a fragile state, and it may have that toxic feminine energy in it, which isn't as dangerous or high as the toxic masculine energy...

of course some toxic-feminist don't really help the cause, and at least the Moxie Movie does better, even if the main character loses her way for a while and hate on guys who don't deserve it.

but at some point, she is brought back to the positive side and hating on the right kind of terrible guy who actually deserves it.

and believe me, the guy who is in that movie who actually deserves to be hated on, would be the type that even The Radio Demon Alastor wouldn't forgive. I forgot the guy's name, but I know he is a REALLY bad person.

anyway it might make sense that Eddie would be a Cat, because it references to his words of being a "Cat Person" and well because of that, I decided to draw him as a Sinnerling Kitten.

it could be possible that because he died in Hell instead of the Human World, it could take much longer for his soul to reform and end up in Sinnerling Kitten form in Hell, and instead of falling from the sky, like most Sinners do, he would likely wake up in the meeting room of I.M.P. and wont figure out he is a anthropomorphic kitten until he leaves and looks in a mirror.

even if Sinnerlings who do end up dying in the human world, do end up coming from the sky, those who are still babies would likely get a Hell-Stork fly to where they will fall but catch them and have them in one of those blankets and take them to the Sinnerling Orphanage.

the Hell-Storks are lucky not to have to do that job too much, only on rare times...and it only happens because of stupid humans in the living world.

yeah the idea might be Fanon, but it could work very well in the Fanon Timeline....so a Hell-Stork makes sense.

like the Hell-Stork could have three heads and very sharp fangs and be very protective of Sinnerlings, especially baby ones.

it don't matter if ya are royalty or overlord, you try to come any where near the sinnerling baby, then the three headed Hell-Stork will get really aggressive and will not hesitate to try to bite them all while protecting the baby in the blanket.

the Hell-Stork could also have four eyes on each of their three heads, making about twelve eyes.

like even if Lucifer loves ducks, he could know not to mess with Hell-Storks. cause Hell-Storks don't listen to the Kings or Overlords....

it could turn out that the Hell-Storks are less aggressive to the Queens and I guess even Overlords like Rosie and Velvette.

they are only really mean and super aggressive to the Kings and Male Overlords. I like that idea works for the Hell-Storks who's job is to protect Sinnerlings and make sure that they go to the Sinnerling Orphanage safely.

for Sinnerlings who aren't babies, and if they are older sinnerlings.

they are given a carriage that the Hell-Storks pull, like instead of one there is two of them and they will fly to the Sinnerling Orphanage.

so yeah since Martha and Ralphie's Kids aren't babies or even toddlers, they would be given the carriage pulled by Hell-Storks.

which means they don't fall on the pavement like their parents, but because they all end up dying and going to the same place, even if Martha & Ralphie's Kids are taken to the Sinnerling Orphanage, another Hell-Stork could go down to those two are and give them a card that reads they have 24 hours to come to the address to pick up their son and daughter or else they will be in the full custody of the Orphanage until they get adopted by a Hellborn or another Sinner, or on rare times a Winner from Heaven...

of course if Martha and her husband Ralphie don't make it to the Sinnerling Orphanage on time, not only they would lost custody but they would be given a restraining order where they aren't allowed near their kids or even know who gets to be their new parents.

plus if Martha wants her kids back even if she and Ralphie don't make it before the 24 hours are up, they would have to do a lot of paper work that could take them a very long while to finish but even if they do end up finishing the paper work, it is not just up to the paper work to let them have their kids, but also the ones who run the Sinnerling Orphanage.

and if the people who run the Sinnerling Orphanage decides to turn them down even if they do the proper paper work, then there is no changing it.

how they could turn Martha and her husband down even after they do the paper work to get their kids back, would be if some papers about Martha and Ralphie and how they were like in the living world, even when getting papers about their kids and how they were in the living world as well, the Sinnerling Orphanage will still keep the children but would make sure they are watched and not harm the other children at the Sinnerling Orphanage.

it is a type of safety that keeps both the other children and the others who work at the Orphanage safe in case some of the other children are very dangerous.

and in a Fanon Timeline, the reason why Succubus aren't hired to work at the Sinnerling Orphanage unless they are hybrids...

is because they will cause the innocent baby sinnerlings seizures.

the only way this can be prevented is if the Succubus or Incubus wear a special bracelet with gems on it, that will block the lust energy that would cause harm to the sinnerlings.

a full succubus and incubus aren't allowed on the property because they place the much younger sinnerlings in danger, and most of those who do end up in danger of a seizure will be RH Negative and have chances of being a Empath...

plus with Sinnerlings who are RH Negative and Empath, they need special care because they are really sensitive to Hell's environment.

plus if a Sinner or Hellborn Couple or a Couple who are both a Sinner & Hellborn want to adopt the RH Negative & Empath Baby, those who run the Orphanage will have to give a list to the new parents on how to take care of the baby, such as having a dream catcher over their crib and also to keep the windows closed and have soft padding on the walls, floor and ceiling because baby and toddler sinnerlings with RH Negative blood type and Empath powers, tend to float and fly around the room when they use their telekinesis.

like picture if someone at the Sinnerling Orphanage left the windows open and it made the news.

like picture Katie Killjoy on the news talking about a flying Sinnerling going around the Pentagram City, and what would be funny is that the RH Negative Babies are at the moment more powerful than Overlords and can possibly pick a Overlord up like it was nothing and throw them across the other side of a street.

but even if the said baby has fun flying around, and picking up and throwing a Overlord....they can't stay outside too long because they will still be really sensitive to Hell's Environment and they will likely get sick or have a seizure if they get around a full succubus who isn't a hybrid.

hybrids who only half-succubus or quarter succubus, are safe for them to be around because the hybrids wont cause them to go into a seizure.

even if Ozzie and Fizzie were to adopt a Sinnerling who is not only a baby but was born with RH Negative blood and have empath like powers, Ozzie might know to keep his and Fizz's new baby safe from energy that will cause a seizure, such as drooling and twitching.

I had my first seizure when I was a baby, I think maybe a year old or almost close to it. and I think the reason why my seizures have stop, is because the town we live at now has safer energy and less dangerous energies from both people and place.

Hellborns and Sinners who work at the Sinnerling Orphanage could be made to wear Amethyst and Rose Quartz so they don't cause the Sinnerlings who are RH Negative and are descendants of the nephilim, to come sick with a fever.

it can turn out that even those who come to adopt are required to wear them to keep the RH Negative babies safe and not get sick.

it might be a weird and strange idea, but it is for the Fanon Timeline of Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss.

and anyway maybe I will draw idea sometime...and I guess it would make sense that when those who do adopt those RH Negative babies, they have to have the baby wear a baby bracelet with a amethyst and rose quartz on it when they go out and the bracelet could be taken off when they need to sleep in their crib but there would need to be Amethyst, Rose Quartz and other gems for protection around the room.

anyway hope some like that very long idea as well as the drawing of Martha & Ralphie's Kids as well as Eddie in their Sinnerling forms.

even if it isn't canon but would fit in a Fanon Timeline in a Helluva Boss AU, even a Crossover type AU that is a mix of Hazbin Hotel AU and Helluva Boss AU and a few added Crossover Universes.

#do not reblog without permission #helluva boss fanart #children #sinner demon #helluva boss au #fanon #siblings #mature audiences only #not for kids #december 2023 #january 2024

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