I feel like if Jon had snapchat, his story would be completely unhinged. Like his story would be a picture of a cat and then a video of him running from the cops. A picture of his tea and a statement, then a picture of a dead body in an abandoned house. Just some really weird shit.
i want to chew on him like a dog toy i want to braid his hair i want to squeeze him like a banana so he cartoonishly explodes out of his skin i want to cradle his face i want to poison him with cyanide i want to teach him about neopronouns i want to hit him with a rolled up newspaper i want to feed him grapes i want to bulldoze him i want to hold his hand i want to put him in a meat grinder