#hes so funny im going to punt him to the moon

[the-heart-of-a-monster]

PUTTING THE NEW PAGE INTO THIS ASK AS WELL FOR GHE FIRST TIME BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT TO TALK ABOUT WITH THIS PAGE SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME HERE

Ima start with the first panel because there’s already so much in that one single panel and it is gonna drive me nuts!

So first up, we have “Secret” Chaotix meeting room. Yes, this place is apparently being kept a secret from the public eye. This could be due to the Chaotix having to handle a bunch of super deep and disturbing cases that, if allowed to spill out into the public, would be catastrophic! Not in the sense that it would destroy the world or anything like that, but it’d certainly ruin their reputation as detectives! Don’t detectives irl have these kinds of cases too…? Or maybe I’m thinking too hard on this and it’s just the place they meet with their friends whenever Eggman does something stupid? Who knows.

I do know though that it looks beautiful and it looks like they’re actually in a room which, as an amateur artist myself, can only dream of achieving!! It looks so cool! I just… I adore your backgrounds and I can tell you put a lot of love and effort into making them, so please give yourself a pat on the back!

And maybe I’m reading too much into a single panel.

But that’s not all that we get to see!!! (No I’m not talking about the Chaotix even though I REALLY wanna talk about the Chaotix cuz they deserve more love and I’m so glad they’re here THANK YOUUUUUUUU) YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, SONIC IS FULLY CONVERTED TO DARK GAIA SONIC LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well not fully converted, but we can clearly see that it’s taking a huge toll on his body! Not only are the markings now visible on him during the day, but it also seems to be siphoning his energy…? Kind of…? I mean, Sonic has been out cold since “Killing” Omega, and usually he wouldn’t be so out of it otherwise. And I can see a little tiny X over his Gaia eye, so… I’m not too sure, but what I am sure of is that this is BAD for Sonic. The poor guy is gonna have to deal with not only being corrupted during the day, but also at night, and that cannot be good for his psyche. It was bad enough when he had to be in a completely new body for just the nighttime, but now it’s for both day and night in its own way, and… Gosh, this is gonna be torture for Sonic once he wakes up.

Okay now onto the actually lore panels because there is so much to uncover but BEFORE WE GET INTO THE LORE PARTS OF ALL THAT LEMME JUST POINT OUT HOW PISSED SHADOW LOOKS IN THE SECOND PANEL BRO LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO PUNT CHIP INTO THE SUN FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER AND HE IS JUST SO OVERPROTECTIVE OF SONIC IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY I LOVE THIS ANGSTY EDGY BOY SO MUCH BUT I WANNA KNOW WHAT IS GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW WHY IS HE GLARING DAGGERS AT CHIP WHAT DID THIS LITTLE CREECHUR EVEN DO TO YOU SHADZ

Okay back to the lore-

So, im still gonna call Light Gaia as Chip because I still see a cute adorable fluffy fairy in those big brown eyes and I think he deserves a real name. Anyhow, Chip now is aware of him being a literal god. He says he regulates the day and Dark Gaia regulates the night. This kind of makes sense. Chip handles the sun and DG handles the moon. Think Luna and Celestia from MLP. And similar to those two as well, Dark Gaia got out of control like Luna did and created an eternal night. But this doesn’t really explain the planet splitting into a million giant pieces. (Not literally a million) Nor does it explain Chip losing his memory. Chip claims that whenever one of them falls out of line, the other will be there to pull them back together. Does this mean Chip or Dark Gaia have lost their memory before? Have the events of Unleashed happened before? How do they reign the other in?

These questions are probably gonna get answered in the next page lmao what am I doing-

Everything else is kinda sorta spelled out to us which I think is a good thing, since Chip is, in the story, explaining all of this to a group of people who had no idea about any of this for their entire lives. The poor Chaotix just got roped into this, they just want their pay. So with that in mind I don’t know what else to really cover…? Maybe I’ll notice something later on and just start spamming you with questions, who knows. For now I’m SUPER DUPER EXCITED FOR THE NEXT PAGE LET’S GO THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN CANNOT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK

hell yeah do look out for the new page on monday :3 i love ur little big analysis its always the highlight of my week to see one

btw this goes out to evecryone but the whole scene has a lot of moments for everyone else than sonic and shadow so we are winning

[uno-writing]

Watch when you have the time the 2nd part starts from 36:46 and it ends around 1:13:44 i think

https://youtu.be/GrhC1_o0rc0

-radish🥬 anon

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John: There’s more??? Remi: Yep :3 

Isen: As soon as we show up, just get out-

Remi: But look at him.

Blyke: The door is open. Go. He’s not gonna miss us-

Sera: Did the baby put the rabbit markers?

Arlo: *sees the symbol in the elevator* I’m gonna say yes. John: Oh great, are we dead now? Is it over?

Remi: Nope :3

Isen: Baby says you’re never leaving.

John: Get back here with the key you lil shit.

Remi: Hey! You gotta be nice to him!

John: The thing’s tried to kill us. Fuck being nice to it. Gimme it. *takes over controls*

Remi: Oh wow you’re doing such a great job of catching it -_-

John: Its on the ceiling now and I’m 2ft tall for some fucking reason-

Sera: Excuses, excuses. Jump bitch.

Isen: Funny how short and slow we got as soon as John started playing.

John: Shut the fu-

Arlo: Now it's in front of the TV. Great parenting.

John: Oh my fucking god-

Blyke: Look. It's on the ground now. You think you can grab it?

Sera: 5 bucks says he can’t.

John: … take it. Do better then. 

Sera: *takes over controls and uncrouches* John: what the fuck

Isen: *starts to talk shit*

John: Don’t say a goddamn thing until she catches this baby-

Sera: *immediately finds the lullaby and goes into the secret room before getting the key*

John: …

Remi: Huh. It’s almost like you’re bad at this game :3

John: … yeah? :/

Arlo: *scoffs in amusement*

John: Stfu

Remi: Oh hi baby!!!! Isen: This fucker-

Remi: Language >:o

Sera: Oh I can pick him up.

John: Put it in the powergrid.

Blyke: He’s not a battery tho-

John: Yeah I fucking know I was making a jo- *stop when he sees Blyke’s annoying ass grin*

Isen: OMFG YES SEND IT DOWN THE TRASH CHUTE

Remi: NOOOOO HE’S JUST PLAYING-

Arlo: I hate the echoed laughter. 

Remi: See. He’s mad now. Look what you did.

Blyke: Punt it.

Remi: No!!! You’re gonna give him trauma!

Sera: He’s like 2? He’ll forget about it.

Remi: “Dont leave” He wants us to stay!!!!!!

John: Yeah so he can kill us-

Remi: Now he’s crying :(

Blyke: Punt it.

Arlo: *super fucking tense while watching Sera run through the halls* YOU NEED THE MOON KEY

Sera: *not bothered at all* yeah yeah. I got it.

Remi: He’s so nice, leaving all those keys out for us :3

Isen: Bye bitch-

Remi: HI BABY! WE’RE BACK HOME!

Sera: Here, you can babysit again. *gives the controls back to Remi*

John: how long is this fucking game-

Sera: You say that like you have a life.

Isen: Ugh we’re back to changing dirty diapers again. 

Blyke: Just leave it in the toilet. 

Remi: No! *but still flushes it twice*

Arlo: And we’re in a time loop. 

Isen: Maybe go up the stairs?

Remi: No! He needs to be fed and have his diaper changed! *runs through the loop about 5 times just to annoy everyone before finally going up the stairs*

Blyke: Fuck yeah, a train.

Remi: Sleepy time for the baby~ John: Great children’s room here. Not satanic at all. 

Isen: Loop hype!

Remi: IM SORRY BABY I LOVE YOU BUT LONG SCREEN TIME ISN’T HEALTHY-

Blyke: Baby with a tv head

John: Oh god now it's got a throne. 

Isen: It’s the fourth Wellston king :D

Sera: pfft-

Remi: *hears whispering* I beg your pardon-

Arlo: Oh wow it's telling you how to kill the baby. 

John: How the fuck are you hearing anything out of that?

Arlo: I’m not. I just made that up.

John: …

Sera: Dumbass.

Isen: Baby got a room upgrade! Damn-

Blyke: It's ascending again. 

John: oh my god i hate this hallway.

*whispering starts up again*

John: What’s it saying this time *fully sarcastic*

Arlo: That you’re the stupidest person in the room. 

Sera: get rekt

John: …

Blyke: Omg Remi punt the baby off the cliff.

Remi: What? No! He’s just tired!!! 

Isen: remi i stg if you make us go through that loop again-

Remi: >:3 *pretends to put the baby in the crib before running and throwing it off the cliff*

Arlo: Why did they pick the ugliest carpet imaginable for the hallway purgatory?

Isen: it could be uglier. At least its not print outs of John’s face :D

John: … *decides to be a dumbass* You never know what someone is going through so you should always be nice to them- *sees the lil gnome looking guy in the corner of the screen* OH MY GOD-

Remi: Oh wow look at this lil guy :3

Blyke: this is the most disorienting place ive ever seen. 

*another hallway race where Arlo is super tense*

Remi: the lil guy is in the vent with the baby!!!!

Blyke: wtf is going on-

Sera: omg look! Trains!

Blyke: Lots of trains-

Isen: And we’re free. 

Remi: Bye bye baby :3 :3

John: Arlo was about to shit his pants each time we were getting chased-

[trbotunnel]

whore (ref under cut)

[blackkatmagic]

Rank the Uchihas pleeeease. I love your insight into literally everything.

OKAY BUT YOU ASKED FOR IT

10. Fugaku

Permanent bitch face but it’s not even funny

-1000000 parenting points, traumatizing your children is not in this year, try harder

Douchebag

Your reaction to “we’re being victimized because we’re in charge of the police force” should be “why are we being victimized because we’re in charge of the police force” not “I will tear down the structure of this village and put myself in charge”

A+ for initiative, C- for logic, B- for logistics, F- for heading the kind of police force that apparently makes everyone hate you?? Wyd Fugaku no

But his interactions with Minato are amusing I guess?

He also scored a very hot wife so there’s that

(It’s probably not because of his personality tho)

Overall 2/10, a couple of redeeming features but could get punted off a cliff and I’d laugh 

9. Itachi

His plans have plans

Not good plans but they exist

You fucked up a perfectly good little brother is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety

Points for his mastery of the Comically Serious trope he is very good at that

Calls himself a pacifist but uh. Sorry buddy, I think you missed the mark a little

Probably can make psychologists scream at fifty paces even without the torture eyes

You tried

I relate to his eyebags tho that’s a mood

3/10 cool motives, still genocide

8. Hikaku

Accessories on point like he’s one of the few Uchiha who keeps it subtle

Tho i do question the logic of wearing a wind chime when you’re a fighting shinobi

I don’t even know why i like him so much but his design is cool

The ponytail is cute

Still got that Uchiha-standard resting bitch face tho sorry

3/10 no lines, just one panel in the manga, but I like his face

7. Izuna

The prettiest princess and he probably knows it

Apparently knew a lot more about the Senju than his brother given that he recognized Tobirama on sight

A Little Bitch but he makes it look good

Points docked for his paranoia though

How could he look Hashirama in the face and not believe those puppy eyes?? Inconceivable 

Died from a single stab wound when pretty much everyone else in the series managed to live through getting their souls yanked out/arms chopped off/eyes ripped out/hands stabbed through their chests? How lame

A++ for sense of dramatics tho, his entrances and his death were both very theatrical, Gai would be proud

6/10 big impact on the plot even if he, you know, didn’t actually do anything and died stupidly

6. Madara

I feel personally victimized by how hot he is

Emperor of the Disaster Gays

Both shouty and flaily and also badass and competent?? I want a refund

Can’t pee while someone is watching him but is totally down to take over the world because he got friendzoned and people didn’t like him enough to vote for him

He’s married Madara get over it don’t make the world sit through your spite-angst

The human equivalent of a garbage fire on top of a nuclear waste dump site

“The moon sure looks beautiful tonight” “Yes im going to use it to brainwash humanity” “What” 

Thought that Zetsu was his manifested will somehow?? Even when Zetsu was teaching him about the Mangekyo? Madara your logic is the worst

Should have been the Boss Villain I will die on this hill

Best Resting Uchiha Bitch Face, look at him smolder

5/10 he makes evil look good but he leaks gay disaster and it’s getting on my shoes

5. Mikoto

Better Than You

SP did her a dirty but that’s nothing new

Gay for Kushina sorry I don’t make the rules

She was a jounin but apparently Sasuke at 6 was better than her with kunai?? Jfc SP needs to die

Seems sweet but apparently supported Fugaku dragging kids into the aftermath of battlefields at the age of 4? That’s. Uh.

How many times can she make eyes at Kushina in a ten-second clip? The answer may surprise you

Why did she marry Fugaku someone not distracted by how pretty she is explain it to me

The Cool Parent, clearly, but still needs some work

4/10 takes after Fugaku a little too much in aspects and that brins down her score

4. Izumi

Looks like a cinnamon roll but will actually kick your ass with taijutsu bc she’s awesome like that

No kunoichi was done dirtier than Izumi and I will fight SP and Kishimoto in the street for her

Deserved better than Itachi

Her death was bullshit okay

Entirely awkward big sister to Sasuke and it’s hilarious

Only half-Uchiha and therefore spared a lot of their stupidity

Just wanted to protect people and be a kunoichi?? She’s wonderful

Awakened and could use her Sharingan before Itachi could why do people forget that

Should not have been Just Another Love Interest when we finally were given a girl whose motivations were not a crush on a boy fight me

The anime apparently has Obito killing her to make her story with Itachi….uh. Less creepy-awful? More tragic? Why. Why not just. Let her live

8/10 amazing character but did not get a chance to live up to her potential and I’m salty about it

3. Sasuke

Speaking of Uchiha who deserved better

Acts like an ass because he cares but doesn’t want to, how relatable

“Boys don’t want girls boys want societal revolution”

Boys also want Naruto tho and that’s okay

Deserved better from everyone but especially Itachi and Konoha

He’s a good child don’t @ me

Refused to kill until after the traumatic fight with Itachi when he stopped caring about anything, and he was trained by Master of Sadistic Murder Orochimaru, i think that says something about his character

He’s a nerd who’s trying to be a jock

Needs like 20 therapy animals and a blanket

Sasuke Was Right (even if his methods were dumb)

9/10 someone (Naruto) give him a hug and a revolution, he needs it

2. Shisui

Way hotter than Itachi and you know it

Can brainwash you at 100 paces but at least he’s cute?

Morals are the lite version but he’s on Konoha’s side at least

How did he actually lose his eye to Danzo??? We have three versions and no answers

How can his pain tolerance even be real

Lowkey the Most Dramatic even if he has hot competition for the spot

He’s so kind?? Even to his enemies??? Child I love you

Looks like he can kill you and can actually kill you but he’s still a cinnamon roll

You tried and you almost made it, but, uh. Sorry. 

Kind and smart and also ruthless and pragmatic. He’s my favorite

Totally the most competent Uchiha except for the Danzo thing

No really what even happened there I want to know 

12/10 he’s perfect don’t @ me

1. Obito

Garbage

He is garbage and I love him

Ambulatory trash fire coming to take over the world watch out

One of the best fighters in the whole series just for sheer balls

Terrible “redemption arc”, should not be forgiven so easily, but he’s trying, man

“Stay in your trash bin, Kakashi” can you believe he murdered Kakashi-sensei in six words

Pls stop saying he did everything because he was friendzoned, he did it because his best friend died okay

Most Highkey Dramatic and feels no shame about it

“Is this a bad decision? Yes? I’m doing it”

Hate to love him but he’s like fungus

-10/10 he’s awful I adore him