#hes so funnyyy i love my baby

[cerealmonster15]

do u think hermie could see them like stands

[dhmis-autism]

currently thinking about my favorite little guy miserable and frantic and losing it and desperate

[rafesslxt]

✧.* 𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐍‘ 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄 | 𝐭.𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐭

જ⁀➴ tik tok trend that drives your bf Theo insane

: ̗̀➛ warnings: none

"Oh cara mia no, the last one wasn‘t funny. Please don‘t torture me again.." he sighs frustrated.

I giggle and and pull him after me towards the table with all the drinks on them, the rest of our friends already standing around it.

"I am not! I just wanna show you a tiktok trend."

He rolls his eyes way too dramatic for my liking but I ignore it and smile when I see everything I need in front of me.

I take a wine glass, his eyebrows raising at the sight and he whines. "Oh noo don‘t ruin the wine I am begging you amore!" He grabs the wine bottle and holds it out of my reach.

"Theo! Give me the bottle, I just wanna show you something!" I argue, trying to reach the wine bottle and sigh dramatic too now. "Pleeeease.“ I look at him with the best puppy eyes I have to offer so he gives in.

"Please don‘t make me questioning your brain again. Please." he almost begs and lets his right hand glide over his face in frustration and fear what I am about to do to his beloved wine.

"You‘re gonna drive him crazy some day." Enzo giggles and watches what I‘m about to do like the rest

I pour some wine into the glass and grab the little shovel for the ice and put some of them into the wine. "No love, no! You don‘t put ice in your wine."

"And theeen you take some sprite.." i start to pour some of it in too now and swirl the glass a little so the two liquids mix.

"Oh tesoro, qual è il punto, è un peccato!" Theo starts throwing hands into the air and curses as If I killed someone he loves.

"Wait that actually looks good, let me try." Mattheo says, taking the glass out of my hand and and taking a sip. "Damn this does taste good!" he laughs after swallowing down.

"Oh stai scherzando!“ Theo groans when he see‘s all of his friends trying it too and actually liking it. "Baby please try it, I promise you it is good." "Oh no principessa not in a million years." he says disgusted.

"Fineee but you are missing out." "Please don‘t do this when you meet my parents for the first time." he begs me in a still frustrated tone. "No don‘t worry Theo. I‘ll drink my espresso together with my pasta like a pro." "WHAT?! Oh caro dio aiutami per favore.."

i would love to do something like that with him omgggg this would be so funnyyy

also i love short little things like that, should i do them more often? 🤞🏻

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xoxo sarah <3

[ajs-bookmark]

PJO episode 5. spoilers ahead. u have been warned.

my notes:

HES ALIVE I KNOW IT like i can’t even fathom this. what in the soulmate type shit

👋hi ! bro percy you cannot just pop up like that my man

THE HUG THE HUG THE HUG IM SOBBING ARGRHHH SHE LOOKED SO HAPPY

ANNABETH LIKKKKKESSSSS HIMMMMMMMM it’s clearly so obvious !!!! but nonono of course she hasn’t liked him since they were twelve. gross. boys. blergh.

u hugged me ! 😐😐😐 annabeth fr said no sir that was not it. are you stupid.

we’re all gonna die eventually annabeths side eye was wild like HELLO sassabeth

ares totally just popped up AND ALSO HE LOOKS SO BADASS !! HIS COAT THING I WANT IT

twitter fight 💀💀💀 ares and his twitter ‘X’ fights were so funnyyy

ares’ rant and grover/annabeth/percy just looking at him like 😐😐

his little “great !” after percy agreed💀

THEYRE ALONE THEYRE ALONE OH MY GODS PERCABETH DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

watching a movie together perseus you sly dog

annabeth girlbossing as always with her knowledge

“it’s a little funny :)” you’re so right it was

“oh that’s so cool” “ANNABETHHHH” “sorry”

“im a fan !” ares was like wtf

is grover softening the god of war himself ??

THRILL O RIDE OF LOVE WITH PERCABETHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

WHAT IS LOVEEEE BABY DONT HURT ME DONT HURT MEEEE NO MORE

in an orthodontists office PLSSS PERSASSY

the realization of his mom keeping him away oh my godssssssss

the reaching for annabeth 😭😭😭😭

ares hating kids HELP HES SO ME

*BAM* THANK YOU like bro it is not that deep

THE RANT ABOUT ATHENA AHHAAKANAJAJ

grover is such a GENIUS holy shit

SEAWEED BRAIN !!! WE GOT A SEAWEED BRAIN AHGHHH OH MY GODSSSSS

WHO WOULDNT HESITATE TO SACRIFICE ME. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she looks so sad to be leaving him i mgoing to cry

he. gave . her. riptide. 

you think you had to ask no fucking WAY

(the cgi is so good omgs?)

GO ANNABETH GO ANNABETH

hephaestus !!!!! perfect casting arghhh

im not leaving here without my friend. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

she’s so precious and i love her so much and her facial expressions make me sob like fr leah was such a good choice. there is no other choice for annabeth.

lotus casino👀👀👀👀

PERSASSY STRIKES AGAIN

king grover knowing who took it- and then of fucking COURSE a fucking CLIFFHANGER

[thenanbakacorner]

Your other story's with the nanbaka guys as parents are so cute. If it's not too much trouble can I get an HC for Mitsuru with an fem reader as parents. I feel like they don't have a lot of story's about my man Mitsuru

Aww thank you!! And yessss definitely, our favorite prison broadcaster deserves more love! He’s so funnyyy

* * *

🎙 Mitsuru as a Parent Headcanons 🎙

Mitsy loves kids, and would want at least two or three, with at least one boy

He’s over the moon with the idea of having a family with you, but lets you make the call as to when you start trying. Man’s absolutely hyped up when you finally ask

Never. Shuts. Up. About you being pregnant

Every one of Mitsuru’s acquaintances and their grandmothers will know about the two of you having a baby within a matter of weeks of your pregnancy being confirmed

Absolutely spoils you— bringing you little snacks, gifts, and buying stuff for the upcoming baby

You have to scold him when he starts to spend too much cause he doesn’t know when to stop!

Totally puts his headphones on your bump and plays music for the baby

When the baby is finally born, he’s so in love and won’t stop baby talking them as he cradles them in his arms and lightly boops them on the nose

”Boop! Heheh, aren’t you just the cutest little gremlin? Yes, yes you are!”

You need to remind him to be more soft spoken around the baby as to not scare them or hurt their ears with his loud and energetic attitude, not to mention he loves to blare music in your room

Takes a while for Mitsuru to get used to it, and there’s lots of little apologies to your tearful baby when he forgets to mind his volume

Definitely the type of parent to make little videos of him making the baby “dance” by moving their legs or arms along to

He’s a fairly laid back parent who sometimes forgets the difference between being your child’s parent, and being your child’s best friend

As your kid gets older, they come to be just as rambunctious and energetic as their dad, not to mention they gain a love for music

You’ll often walk in on Mitsuru and your child ravin’ to blaring music, or them doing karaoke together

Mitsuru loves to sit them up on his shoulders and give them his headphones to listen to music as they walk around

If he ever gets to bring the child to work, he’ll totally let them talk on the loudspeaker, even if Hajime or even Momoko scolds him against it

A very likable and playful dad, being very childlike himself he and your child get along well. Probably too well

They’ll definitely pull pranks together on you as well as Mitsuru’s own friends and acquaintances. Especially Hajime, must to his dismay.

A good dad, but needs to be reminded that he’s your kid’s dad— not his partner in crime!

[knwatchesmonkiekid]

S1E6 The Great Wall Race

AIUHBGYWTFCO*QNUSKLQ* YDWWKJ OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS EP WAS AMAZINGGGG!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

spoilers for s1e6 below btw :)

OH MY GOSHHH!!!! THIS EP WAS SOOO FUNNYYY!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I HAD SOO MUCH FUN WATCHING THISSSS XDDDDDDDD

Okay.. first of... MK and Mei's fight/banter was hilarious XDD

and MK coming to the race in his auto rickshaw was absolutely hilarious to wathc!!

this time the reason i dont have much screenshots isn't bc I'm tired/lazy but bc i was soo engrossed with the action XDD

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alsooo Red Son and his parents joining the race was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS XDDD

plus the way alll the contestants fled was soo funny to watch

lolll

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watching bull dude and his wife just go straight into a mountain was WAYY TO FUNNYYY XDDDD

and the way the windlady was like "oh baby" and then proceeds to tell her husband that he doesn't have good experiences with mountains was way to funnyyy

and the way the bull demon just left the scene XDDD

pfttt

i know that these two are villains... but at this point I'm starting to love them XDDD

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ALSOO ALSOOO!! I AM SOOO HAPPY THEY DIDNT JUST FORGET THAT MK CAN MAKE MECHS!!!! LIKE HELLO!?!!!! THATS EPIC!!! SO GLAD THAT THEY REMEMBERED!!!

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#Friends

lollll

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i know he hasnt like "oficiially" shown up but those few secs of seeing Monkey King act like an actual monkey was hilarious XDD

And look at how CUTEEE he looks!!!

My baby <333

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Overal my rating for this ep is an

11/10

YUP!! It has exceeded the 10 limit!! Prob bc the old villains returned!! But mainly bc after the last ep (it was boring) it was soo nice to laugh like crazy again loll

but... what the heck is that blue power thingy bull demon found and is digging up?? 0.0

anywyas byeeeeee

most prob will see yall on mon since I'm not gonna be online tmrw :')

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[sennaverstappendiary]

canadian grand prix ✩ 18.06.2023

truthfully, this is a race in which i don't remember much of what was happening in the REST of my life while watching it. that's not a bad thing, but it does make these messages shorter. or it would be. if it weren't for ONE thing 😁☝️🌷💌💌💕💕💕✨✨💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️

so, one thing that happened during this race weekend is that i started tagging all the weekends as they were happening! my tag for 2023 canada was canada gp 2023 ‼️‼️‼️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🌷💕✨🥺 it's so much fun looking back on everything i posted, i'm so glad i made that tagging system work for meeee :3 🍁💌🕊️🥰🥰💥 so from here on out: expect more random photodumps LOL 😁😁😁 and more clear experiences‼️‼️‼️‼️ so that means longer race messages‼️‼️‼️

as for my personal life? idk man same as before. texting emma and quinine all day getting tipsy at 4 pm and writing fanfiction i was very genuinely living my dream life atp. i need to go back this fuckass internship isnt it rn (i am exhausted)... ANYWAY yes life was very very good and i was very excited for this race weekend ✨🌷🕊️🐇🦁

for some reason i decided to watch free practice, which actually turned out to be nice because the pollen made everything VERY interesting :3 🌼🌼🌼 to watch at least LOL it was nice to see the pollen flying arouuundd the wind 🍃🌬️🎐

qualifying was AMAZING... i didn't like to see charles go out early yet again, but what do you do 💔💔💔 the groundhogs were absolutely hilarious though, can't believe i forgot about that jdhjdgfgf ✨✨✨🐿️🇨🇦 and rain!!! rain i like rain my best friend rain 🌧️🌧️🌧️ it was AMAZING seeing alex p1 for a little bit, and it was very fun watching quali with my brother and dad 💕💕🌷🌷🌞🌞 i was very very happy when max got pole, as i always am 🥰🥰🙏🙏💕💕💕 also max was VERY very adorable with fernando after qualifying, leaning into him and just happily maxplaining... my baby boy... my sun... 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💥💥💥💕💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️‼️

the race itself was quite decent!! before watching the replay i only really remember being mad because max's gap was "so little" 😭😭😭😭😵😵😵 spoiler alert: it was about 10 seconds AGAGFSDHSFDGSF... whatever i've grown thank god 🙏🙏🙏🌙🌙🌙 what i didn't remember until now was the poor little bird... rest in peace lil guy 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ and max having issues with tyres in cold temperatures (i suddenly remember why i was so scared of vegas) 🌞🌞🌞 i didn't remember george in the wall but i love george in the wall. fyi i fucking love george and i will not tolerate any genuine hate (hyperbole, idc as long as you don't hate max), but i just fjdghjgfdfhgjdh HES SO FUNNYYY 😭😭😭😭😁😁😁😁💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️ max laughing about almost putting it in the wall... you better be grateful youre my sun sweetheart because i was a bit mad at you jghdfjg 😵😵😵😵😭😭😭💥💥💥 him winning made my entire week though 💕💕 other than that obviously the 4433 was INSANE this weekend like WHUH. what happen.... the infamous selfie... the your rear end looks insane........ LOVE WILL PREVAIL... 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙏🌷🌷🌷🌷

all in all this race weekend was very nice and good to me, and i appreciate it dearly. i enjoyed it more than i thought i did when i first started with this series, so that's always extra special 💕💕🥰🥰💌💌🙏🙏🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🎐💕✨🌞🦁

✩ song of the race: setsuna trip - last note

this song is just very good okay, and it reminds me of sebastian vettel and around this time i also turned into a seb fan so... it works‼️‼️‼️💌💌💕💕✨✨🙏🙏🙏

✩ extra: a small photodump, including the poor dove that passed away under rocky

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEE I JUST FOUND THE FUNNIEST LITTLE TIKTOK THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD OH MY GODDD I'M CRYING AGAIN BABY GUMI IS SOOOOOO FUNNYYY AND CUTEEE THE WAY HIS VOICE KEEPS CRACKING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i had to take a breather after it i love this found family so much it's crazy love u too mwah

https://www.tiktok.com/@sahh.ghostie/video/7337446705874341162?is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7191109343475369477

- @catchuuu

😭😭😭😭😭😭 PDFJBDJDBJFBF MICKEY I LOVEEEEEE SILLY JJK TIKTOK AUDIOS LIKE THIS I’M CRYING………. the stsg family that we DESERVED……….. gumi having three older sisters is so canon to me BUT PDHIDHDJF POOR BABYYY THE WAY HIS VOICE KEPT WAVERING 😭😭😭 he needs financial compensation for this idc.

FOUND FAMILY IS MY FAVORITE TROPE EVER MCIKEY I’M SNIFFLING tysm for sending this my way…. ily……….. i am thinking abt Them always and forever :’3

[onlyjaeyun]

"i just needed someone who's not lowkey obsessed with your annoying ass" boy do i have some news for you, riki😭 hoon is another level of astronomically down bad it's concerning., but he's my loser dookie pookie so it's ok

THE NISHIMURAS MY BELOVEDS😭😭😭🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 their bond is so ?$,&;?$&,:!! if they told me to jump, i'd ask "how high" and get a trampoline to do extra flips🤕 i love them so much zadie😭😭😭😭

omg sunny and wonie tokyo era LESGOOOOO im so happy she'll have all of her boys with her in japan :((( yn support system we NEED

anyways thank you so much for the lovely amazing stunning gorgeous wonderful update I LOVE YOU PLS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF🤍🤍🤍🤍

-🦅

HELLO BABY!!!! sjfbaoefhap THE FACT RIKI SAID THAT SO CONFIDENTLY WHEN HOONS LIT BEEN LOSING HI SMINDDD OVER YN THESE PAST FEW WEEKS IS SOO FUNNYYY

SOP BC SAME :( I love them sm and cant lie their dynamic has to be one of my faves ever!!

I wanted to include deejay in the Tokyo trip too but the cats were more important</3 but its the whole fam bam!!!!

thank you for this baby, I love and appreciate yo so much!:(☁︎♥

[f1nalboys]

Peacemaker Season 1 Episode 2 Live Post

(just my live reactions to the episode as it goes)

-HOPING FOR MORE ADRIAN love the pacing so far a lot happens without it being overwhelming!! very excited to see where the plot goes :3

ALSO if u want to mute this tag to avoid my love posts then black list b reacts live <3

-“you can’t see me jerk off through that thing can you” ITS IN HIS SKILLFNWKDNWKND

-i love eagley

-i like the intro but i will be skipping it it’s too long

-ok so i knew the butterflies were gonna be something fucked up

-“where the fuck are my SOCKS”

-him having to sit down to put his socks on JFKSKND

-LEOTA ASKING IF THE OUTFITS HER DOG WEARS WILL MAKE IT A BIGGER TARGETBDISNJDEJ

-i love her

-“almost hit that bitch” JFKWKFJEJ

-HELWJCKKWD

-OK eagley bringing the possum over to the thing was to make it the reason behind the explosion 😭😭😭 giggles

-LOCHLYN MUNRO???

-leota loves her little dog emerson :3

-“i think he just likes looking smart” JFNWKFJJD

-HIM ROBBING THE LADYJDKWNXKNWKD

-his stupid ass ringtone

-peacemaker feeding eagley chips

-THE COP SINGING SBT CATCHING A BAD GUYDJFIRJ

-him holding a bloody knife CMONNNN

-HES OBVIOUSLY A PROFESSIONAL LOOK HOW HES DRESSED AMBER

-him flirting w this guys wife

-HES LIKE 😦🤨

-“ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO GET HIM TO FUCK YOU RIGHT NOw AMBER”

-peacemaker watching them fight like 😳

-“YOU ARE FUCKING MY SPIRIT”

-JFKWJCKE

-SHE WANTED HIM TI FUCK HER HE LEFT AND HER BF LAUGHED ST HER

-the baby waving at him :3

-him breaking his bones again

-where’s adrian i. want. adrian.

-this man is fucking himself up fr 😭

-IS FHIS VIGILANTIE

-oh :/

-it’s emilia whatever

-SORRY I LOVE HER I DO i jsut need adrian

-eagley :3

-“you can’t house train an eagle dude, not without stealing its soul”

-leota getting everyone else hyped!!! my beloved

-HFNSKNFKWND

-james or whatever his name is changed christopher’s finger prints to his dads 😈

-oh so that didn’t work very well

-“am i supposed to text you when i’m taking a shit???” “I WOULDVE AOORECIATED IT” JFNOWNCKWND SHUT UPPPP

-“and now i feel like you’re mad at me” and “don’t use the i word man” are such stupid but funny lines 😭😭

-i like the lady cop whats her name

-sophie song <3

-“YOU EVER BEEN SHOT AT? :D” “……………..…no :(“ JFKOSNDIW

-christopher and james r besties but also worsties

-if emilia accuses leota of doing shit one more time… like YEAH she is feeding info to waller BUT FUCK YOU

-“i trust her the most because eagley likes her :D” “he tried to bite me” “yeah but not as hard as he tries to bite everyone else”

-“john didn’t do it” “thank you!” “he’s too big of a pussy to betray us” “alright :(“ JFKWNDJ THE CONVOS R SO FUNNYYY

-“I DONT EVEN LIKE WHEN MY BALLS ARE IN SOMEBODYS MOUTH OKAY? it gives me the wrong type of chills and all i can think about is how long it’s been since i’ve gotten checked for testicular cancer” PNFKWNDKWNDJ

-this thing isn’t even my thoughts anymore it’s just me quoting the funny lines

-PEACEMAKER IS SO STUPFIWJFJNS

-he left the dossier of his assasination target in the apartment of the girl he fucjed and murn was like “u left it in the apartment of some girl who blew u?” and he goes “SHES NOT SOME RANDO WHO BLEW ME MAN, we fully fucked”

-nah peacemaker is right they haven’t told him shit like y’all sometimes a little info is necessary

-“am i a fucking dick vampire now” HE MAKES ME SO SICKWJDOWJJD

-“when we’re u gonna tell us there were witnesses?” “i did kidnap a couple for a minute :/“

-his trailer sucks like the color scheme is awful

-he’s a records guy :3

-WHERES ADRIAN. i’m starting to get pissed i want my man 🗣️🗣️

-HIM CRYIDNOWCNWOND

-he’s just like me

-ADRIANNNNFJWJDKNWICS

-HES HEREEEEE

-GOD HIS VOICE

-his costume is sexy

-sorry the whole interaction w these two abt louis c k 😭😭

-adrian’s voice 😵‍💫😵‍💫

-“can you maybe teach em to me :3” OHHHHHHH IM FUCKED HES SO BABY GIRL I WANT GIM SO BAD

-leota <3

-“r u trying to fucking bribe us?” “no!!” “oh i was hoping u we’re trying to bribe us” “yes yes i am bribing u :D”

-adrian wanting to clean his place up :(

-PEACEMAKER SAY HES UR BFF

-he’s so silly asking where everything goes

-HE FOUND HIS POCKET PUSSYKFNWKFNS

-i always found the “adult character not knowing what a sex toy is” thing weird bc ur telling me adrian hasn’t gotten pussy before???

-ADRIAN USES POCKET PUSSIES OK???? it’s my canon that scene didn’t happen or it did and it was funny in a different way bc that man uses one and goes Hard.

-anyways sorry. got distracted.

-“YOU THINK THEYD LET ME OUT OF PRISON TO DELIVER FUCKING MAIL” “idk it was the first government job i could think of” adrian said support the post office <3

-not the graffiti artist kills 😭😭

-“well it does 😂🤣” SHUT UP ADRIAJFOWNDJS he’s so :3

-THE SCENE OF THEM BLOWING AND SHOOTING SHIT UP <3

-besties for life!!!

-also yes fuck u auggie i’m glad ur getting arrested

-wait sorry guys the cop….larry….. hes uhm. yeah. sorry

-SORRY. he’s just

-ok moving on

-THE DOG W THR UKELEIELWKD

-leota sending her wife away :(((

-she knows it’s dangerous for her wife to be there :((

-HE FUCKED AMBER????

-AND VIGILANTE?????

-THEY HAD A THREESOME???

-adrian doesn’t like weed whatever

-sorry adrian mmmgmmgmgmdnsd

-that’s a cool thing

-hehe his dads in prison <3 i hope he dies and then also christopher doesn’t visit him

-his racist piece of shit dad DIE DIE DIE

-racist fucks

-they have him at a place where he’s a liter nazi god???????

-WHAT THE FUCK????

-i’m pissed

-anyways

-her asking to keep peacemakers mugshot girl stand up pls 😭😭

OK END OF EPISODE THOUGHTS:

ADRIANNNN!!! i love him <3 i am excited to see how they deal w his superiority stuff + his ‘moral’ compass when it comes to killing all criminals!

i’m expecting the plot of christopher’s dad being the white dragon to matter bc if it’s just thrown in i’ll be ? very weirded out but i’m assuming that a major thing lol

leota <333 everyone needs to be nice to her rn!!!! idc if she’s a mole, she’s my WIFE! i like her and emilia together like bonding and stuff :3 also i rlly love james i think him being called sue beard is funny

excited to see where this goes but i’m going to bed so i shall finish the next 6 episodes tomorrow probably :3 we’ll maybe not tomorrow bc i’m supposed to hang w my friend? so we shall see!!!!

[gaystreetsmarts]

ohh do we got some jelly carlos?

5 bucks says "cooper" is like an 80yo man

oh my GOD i saw the gifs of this scene but oh my GOD "but there is something i wanna get off YOUR shirt" "pls dont say my shirt" "its ur shirt" I LOVE THEM they are everything I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHH you fucking losers

bianca yes queen im on ur side girlie

ok but a conversation comparing twenty one pilots and macklemore truly just sounds like something written by ppl who are like 'uhhh so who are the kids into these days'

"i'm fairly hairles- 😶" im DYING

NO I WAS SO SURE COOPER WAS AN OLD MAN it was gonna be so funnyyy

wait lmao carlos's inner voice is prolly the squidward "oh no hes hott"

carlos BABY you have nothing to worry about tk is infatuated w u

JUDD FJDSLKFJAS ''poor little guy, hes sick huh?" oh my god i love you dso muc h

LMAO owen is shooketh

NO do not start a fight carlos just use your words

oh my GOD owen you are UNHINGED

the gears just clicked and catherine is about to give owen HELL yes

YES he deserves to be dumped now go to THERAPY you overmoisturized dumbass

[obibabykenobi]

Can I have one for Anakin Skywalker? She’s one of his Padawans and she is a bit rebellious. She sneaks out while everyone was asleep and takes off with some strangers. She was offered tickets to go see her favorite band, “The Offspring” in concert. But she was on probation and was forbidden to go. So she makes up an excuse that she wanted to sleepover at her friends. But really, they sneak off to the concert. Anakin and the Jedi council found out anyway because she posted it to her story on

that is funnyyy!! i love this idea. ive never seen or read an AU like this so I’ll try to the best of my abilities! i kind of changed a few things.

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𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚔𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝚙𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚗!𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: reader sneaks out but gets caught

𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜: profanity, characters in this oneshot are still jedi’s and stay in the temple, but it’s in modern times and instead of robes they wear modern clothing. (ex: master’s wear suits and button ups, padawans wear what looks similar to a school uniform) however Anakin is gonna keep his long hair ;)

You were out in the city, sent out by your Master to pick up groceries. You were sporting your Temple uniform, a navy blue blazer with a crest of two lightsabers in an x, one being blue and one being green. Your shorts were also navy blue with blue and green plaid decorated on it, and you always voiced your thoughts on how ugly they were whenever you had the chance. You wore a white button up underneath your blazer and had knee high navy blue socks on, your black shiny shoes were reflecting in the light. You strolled down the many aisles of the local farmers market, picking up fruits and vegetables and placing them in your basket as you went. You actually liked this task, cause you were out without your master and this was the only time you could go outside, being on “temple arrest” after your most recent shenanigan. Once you were done shopping, you paid in credits and slowly walked back to the temple, trying to make this walk leisurely and remember your moments not cooped up.

You felt multiple people near you, looking at you. You knew they wouldn’t do anything, everyone knows the uniform you’re wearing means you’re from the Jedi Temple and shouldn’t be messed with. However, these people were ballsy enough to call you over. You sighed, you usually didn’t give people the time of day in the city, but you really wanted to be in the fresh air as long as possible, so you turned around and walked to the strangers.

“What can I do for you...” you trailed off, looking the strangers up and down. They were definitely on the rough side, probably trying to pick a fight with you. “Fine people.”

They smirked and looked at each other, and oh how you loved the thought of getting in a fight with them. “Do Jedi listen to music?”

Well that shocked you. Why were they interested in that? Unless it was a new tactic to distract you. You raised a brow at the stranger and folded your arms. “Yes, we’re not closed off creatures who live under rocks.”

The one in the middle of all the strangers, you’re assuming him being the leader, reached his hand into his jacket. You thought he was about to pull out a blaster, but you were faster than them and immediately whipped out your saber, bright blue whizzing in the still air.

“Woah! Chill, doll. I was just gonna see if you wanted one.”

You watched cautiously as what seemed to be a ticket, with the words “The Offspring” printed on them, were held in between his fingers. You knew they were having a concert tonight, however your Master didn’t allow you to go and you didn’t have your own credits to pay for a ticket, you only get some from the Temple when they send you out on tasks.

“And why are you offering me a ticket? What do you want in return?”

Still having your lightsaber up, the leader raised his hands in defense at your statement. “We,” he refers to the strangers around him. “Had an extra, we couldn’t let it go to waste. We figured you looked like you listened to them. Do you not? If not, we’ll just give it-”

“No!...I’ll take it. Do you want anything in return? I-I don’t have much...but I’d really like to go.”

He took that into consideration and nodded. “Well, first, please put your saber away.” And you slowly lowered it, turning it off but still holding it tight in your hand. “Second, just come with us. You don’t gotta pay us. Meet us here at six P.M., Yea?” You nodded slowly and watched as he cautiously handed it over you to you. You snatched it out of his hand and quickly walked away. You could still feel their eyes boring into you.

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“No! No way. You are not going.” Your master told you sternly.

“And why not?” You countered back.

“You got this ticket from strangers! It could be fake for all you know. People just don’t go around handing out free tickets.”

You groaned and collapsed on the couch that was in his quarters. “I didn’t sense that they were lying, they’re legitimate!”

“You’re still a Padawan, if I’m not correct your senses aren’t as heightened as mine.”

You rolled your eyes and kicked your legs up on the coffee table in front of the couch. “Yea well my fighting skills are more heightened then theirs, so if they DID lie to me I’ll kick their ass.”

He walked over towards you and removed your legs from the coffee table. “Not everything leads into a fight, young one.”

He was wearing a white button up with his sleeves pulled up to his elbows, and his shirt was tucked into his black clean ironed slacks. You had to admit, he looked really good when he was irritated or angry. Right now, he was just a tad bit irritated. He sat down beside you and you noticed a few tiny grey hairs. You gasped playfully and he looked over at you with his eyes brows furrowed.

“Master, you’re greying! Oh my, did I do that?” You snickered while he touched his hair.

“Would you quit that?” He asked irritatingly.

As much as you irritated him, he loved having you around because you made him feel young again, and he loved getting into little fights with you.

“You’re not going to the concert, understand?”

He gave you a very stern look which created a swirl in your stomach.

“Yes, Master.” You reluctantly replied. Oh, but if only he could see the crossed fingers behind your back. You were definitely going to that concert.

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Somehow, you successfully snuck out of the temple without raising suspicion from others. It was easier than you thought. Your master was in a briefing, so you quickly changed into your civilian clothes and made a run for it. If a Jedi asked you where you were going in civilian clothes, you replied you were going to take some younglings to the park. Even if they could sense you were lying, they didn’t even bother to try to change your mind because your famous for rebelling against the rules.

So, here you are now, at the concert with the group of strangers. It was a blast, the music ringing through your ears and the bass thumping throughout your body. Your throat was scratchy and coarse from screaming the lyrics at the top of your lungs. You whipped out your phone and recorded you and one of the strangers, who quickly turned into your best friend, singing to the current song playing. You uploaded it to your Snapchat story without even thinking about who could see it. All you could focus on was how happy you are.

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As soon as you got back to the temple, you could feel your masters anger seething throughout the large building. Your heart rate quickened and you stopped in your tracks. Immediately taking out your phone, you looked at the people who viewed your story and sure enough, you were in deep shit. In white lettering, you saw the name “Master Gaywalker”. The name you gave him on this app still makes you laugh.

“Come to the briefing room now.”

Anakin’s voice rippled through the force with anger dripping with it. You didn’t even try to run, not wanting to feel his wrath. You obediently walked your shaky legs to the briefing room.

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Your ass? Chewed. Chewed out by the whole council. And now Anakin was walking you back to your quarters while still chewing you out.

“I told you to not go, and what did you do? You completely disobeyed me!” You were walking farther ahead of him to try to get away from his nagging, but to no avail. You saw your quarters in view and made headway.

“Seriously, what does a Master have to do to keep his Padawan in check! Do I have to put baby monitors in your room?”

You finally reached your door and quickly stepped in. He quickly followed you inside and still wouldn’t shut his mouth.

“Okay, I get it. I’m sorry! I have no excuse, just please for the love of maker stop nagging and DON’T put baby monitors in my room.” You folded your arms and kept his stare across the room.

“Sorry doesn’t cut it. You lied to me, disobeyed me and embarrassed me in front of the council-“

As he kept rambling on and on about how much he’s disappointed in you, you couldn’t help but stare at his peachy lips. He kept licking them, making you hungrier for them to be on yours. Finally, not even thinking, you walked right up to him, grabbed his face and kissed him.

You broke the kiss, and took a step back. His eyes were wide, cheeks red and he couldn’t even form a sentence now. You smirked, and took seat on your bed.

“Who knew that kissing you would make you shut up?”

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Who are your favorite character(s) from MP100?

I was expecting to love reigen bc everyone seemed to be thirsting over him but!!!! Babiest baby boy mob took over my soul and I squeal every time he smiles, he’s my favorite. He’s literally the cutest I love him SO MUCH! I also think tome is SO FUNNYYY and I love teru too. The body improvement club is fucking fantastic. I also like ritsu AA I’m writing too much I just love a lot of the characters.

I’m not as enthusiastic about reigen and serizawa as others are, but I do think they’re fun and I think reigen is the funniest character in the show lmao.

So yeah basically my favorites are mob, teru, and tome. I generally really love all the kiddos.

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endgame Thoughts-

they did a good job at playing up the nostalgia by showing scenes from the previous movies. like. they definitely worked that in their favor and it sure got me!

rest in piss tony stark :)

the story writing wasn’t bad at all i love heist movies so the portion of it that was the heist was really enjoyable

bUT the dialogue writing was So Bad sklfjhsdj it was funnyyy

it sort of felt like i was watching a bunch of trailers?? like every 3-5 minutes of it felt like a different trailer. made for a really weird film experience and honestly what did i expect

rest in peace natasha you were a real g in the comics before the movie took your character beat all the soul out of it gave you an actress that Can’t Act and a storyline so sexist i can’t watch it

when sam came back and flew in through that portal aaaAAAAAAHH

people r like. making fun of thor but honestly?? let him live his life. he’s a bear. he’s having fun playing video games. he’s hanging out with his friends. he still looks cute

hulk was.. ugly. like he’s smart as bruce and funny as the hulk and in this form hes. neither. also his glow up in ragnarok was torn to shreds :(( pour one out

the real death in that movie was the death of hulk’s snatched look

i like that cap could lift the hammer

i did Not like that they used that to completely undermine thor’s role in the battle. i Hated that cap could use lightning when lightning doesn’t come from the hammer at all, it comes from thOR

also it was a way to write thor out of the final battle essentially after they’d made all the jokes they wanted to at him because no one actually wants a fat superhero

>:(

ughhhh the part when carol has the glove and spider man is like how are you going to get it over there and she’s like i have help and evERY WOMAN WENT TO STAND WITH HER AND FIGHT WITH HER

i know marvel is anti womens rights but the Power in that scene... wig

cap givin the shield to sam was cute

what was nOT cute is them basically forgetting the winter soldier happened and erasing that entire movie and all the advances made in it.... there were absolutely nO rights for bucky

the cap i know and love would not just fuck off into time forever, come back already old, and die, jUST when he had bucky back as himself for like the first time in years. disgusting.

at least bucky and sam can hang out without white people hating sam bc steve/bucky

antman good.... it’s sweet that cassie and him hang out with hope... family....

tchALLA !!!!!!!!!!!!! when he showed up.... mad love. id die for him and for shuri

im a little. MAD about the sympathy nebula felt for thanos... about her whole storyline in that movie tbh. it was ok but are you serious ..... ugh

valkyrie rights. i’m so glad she has that flying horse and i love her so much... kick ass baby... mwah... big love.....

i hate to say it but that scene right before nat’s death where she and hawkeye just showed this immense platonic love for each other... 14 yo me was crying and im a slut for that thing where people put their foreheads together

it was good to see spiderman back not going to lie

and ughhh the scene where he goes back to school and nedksskfjhdsKL JDHFLKSJDHF they love each other so Much.... aaaaaa

did that film give rhodey and sam any interactions whatsoever?? no.

did it get me back on my sam/rhodey bullshit? absolutely

in conclusion go see endgame. or don’t. you’ll probably have almost an identical life experience either way.

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I'M SCREAMING I JUST ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CALC CLASS AVCHFKDBCBZJDHXHSJSHXV

BLESS 👏 YOUR 👏 SOUL 👏. I can't wait to read this later!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Can I just say I appreciate your messages so much?? I mean they’re always detailed and you give me your thoughts every step of the way and it’s so amazing. Trust me, I read each of them three of four times with a smile of my face. I know it must take a lot of effort for you so sincerely, thank you so much.

Namjoon! Haha!! That's so appropriate

:0 he can't take hoseok?! I wonder what that meansss 👀👀 also like idk if you've read the Dominion by Bentley Little but something about the way you described how he got up from the rubble reminded me of bentley's writing style. I wonder how hoseok died 👀

Oh, I’ve never heard or read about that book yet. It sounds interesting .

"Chirp with a trill" "vivid hue of verdant" things just got so pretty wow :') that tone change tho

This is so freaken pretty wow i'm completely in love with the way you've written this. The scenery & y/n & the way you described regret i love it ALL. I love the way you described her when she spun around, it made a really nice image in my head. Maybe w/a strand or 2 of hair coming out of place & onto her face aesthetically, & her skirt slightly swaying after she turned, & her eyes when she looked at her grandma. Idk why i'm picturing y/n's eyes as like a pretty light golden brown, kinda red-ish

:3 thank you. I think I’m improving with my description a lot, especially compared to back then, but I still try not to go too overboard with it. It’s also very interesting to see how you visualize the OC

Ayyyye Jacksonnn :D (idk if this is meant to be got7's jackson but that's what i'm picturing in my head now)Also i really like these grim reapers, i'm expecting them to provide some kind of comic relief lol (also i'm sorry for sending so many separate little messages i'll start putting them together to make long ones 😶 don't wanna spam you /too/ much)

haha yes I used Jackson from got7 since his friendship with Namjoon’s just great. (lately I don’t know if they’ve kept in contact though). And I didn’t mean for the Reapers to be so humorous but they are. They’re always trying to freak the ghosts out and be seen as intimidating rofl.

And don’t worry it’s not spam at all! Considering no one else has messaged me about it, you’re making up for the lack of it haha

OH MY GOD. I AM SCREAMING. I LOVED THAT SO MUCH 😭😭 the way you described hoseok & how he feels /hurts/ it's like he feels loss but he doesn't know what he's lost. And the way you described y/n at the end.. Wow my heart's stopping right along with hoseoks. 😂 idk why but in my head y/n is a beautiful korean girl with long dark hair, but with traditional mexican-looking skirts. I guess it's cuz of the flowy-ness 😂 and then with the ribbon it reminded me of the way ribbons get braided into hair

You described Hoseok perfectly. It’s exactly that. He feels like there’s a been a humongous loss in his life but he doesn’t know what it is. Also, I actually (kind of) inspired my main OC from Mitsuha Miyamizu, the main female heroine of the movie ‘Your Name’. They’re both priestesses and I did some research into Japanese shrine maidens which are called Miko. Trust me, I am not that well versed in the subject but that’s what my descriptions are going for. At least the attire of the OC.

And i just... I just love namjoon's character 😂 he's so funnyyy and amusing like he abandoned his menacing look cuz he was tired of chasing around hoseok (& irl i feel look namjoon would have a realll hard time catching hoseok like that boy seems to have endless reserves of) and can i just say the hopeful tone of his voice at the end just 😭💖💔💖 makes my heart go out to him ah my poor babyI love this!! I already can't wait for the next chapter :33 looking forward to what's in store :D 💖

Namjoon is actually a very interesting character. I won’t spoil anything. 

I’m really happy that you’re looking forward to the new chapter and honestly, thank you again for your messages. They’re great and signalling that I haven’t fucked it up, you know? Usually my angst series don’t do that well (or at least initially when I begin posting them) and sometimes I begin to doubt myself but you fuel me to keep going. Thank you.