#hes so mf fineee

[angelyuji]

CHRIS EVANS IS SO FINE J CANT BRJWYAHE

[g-xix]

Hey this is the anon that requested the head scratching blurb!

First off, it was adorable and I loved it and it had me giggling and kicking my feet and I loved the end <333. Second off, YOU DIDNT KNOW ITALIAN BACH WAS HOT??? He’s so fine but also I also think he’s so funny, the shit he posts on his Instagram is my exact kind of humour.

… do you think perchance you could write for him someday?? 🥺

Ayup anon! Acc loved the req, i think it might've set off the opposite-of-writer's-block within me (i've forgotten the word for when you're super motivated to write)

BUT NO!!! I kinda avoided vids w him in it bc i kinda thought this was gna b like chaos crew but downgraded/he'd just be kinda off in the group but NO, quite teh opposite tbh - I watched that vid and damn he's hot and funny

Followed him on Insta too, he's got a v similar post-style to Stephen Tries which isn't my favourite type of comedy... But that "serving in a tavern" jokevid was acc pretty funny (and I may have just been admiring how mf fineee he is whilst watching but that's okay...?)

I wouldn't mind writing for him tbh, do you have any scenarios in mind tho, bc tbh, i dont know him too well yet

Also little miss anon, do u want an anon name? Like, I have anon sv5 n anon sub scorpio (my absolute loves) who chat w me n sign it off w their anonnames... If you have any ideas for what oneshot u wanna see of ItalianBach, sign it off with an anon name so that we can chat more too :))

[babyharleezy]

thinkin bout how mf rlly went up to saweetie; he was smooth w/ it too.

she's so fineee tho, and she's from the same town as me 👀

[kunikame]

The amount of tries i took for this screenshot bc mf blinked

BUT HE LOOKS SO FINEEE THE WAY HE SAID 'trick or treat' i woke up in heaven...

NOT THE BLINKING but omg....... omg 😍 *lipbite*

UGGGNNNNHHHHH HE !!!!

[uwusope]

✨🥵

[princeneito]

... on chisaki brainrot tbh

[doppoorochisimp]

Why are they like this?

[namgiseoker]

he’s so mf FINE

[be0mcore]

hi!! can i ask to write hcs ride in the motorhome with txt? it would be interesting to read! thanks in advance, good luck and inspiration!! ♡ (sorry, my english is bad)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ camping with txt

notes: hi anon! sorry for taking so long, ty so so so much for being so patient with me! i've written it as a camping trip as it was easier to write the hcs ahaha. tysm ur so lovely!! <3

genre: fluff, crack

tw: none

❥˗ˏˋyeonjun ´ˎ˗

◦ mother has arrived

◦ he's so so excited but also so so concerned

◦ like we'll only be gone for 3 days y/n why do we need two tubs of icecream?

◦ at the same time he tries to hide his bag full of ramyeon

◦ starts preparing at least a week in advance

◦ has a whole list of campervans to choose from, and has analysed each and every one

◦ you have to remind him you're living on a $20 budget so your choices are kinda limited buddy

◦ he's so excited that you're camping in a van, it means he can still wear his pretty outfits

◦ the drive there is super relaxing

◦ although mans had to fight tooth and nail for the aux chord

◦ he plays the spotify playlist y'all made together so cute

◦ has one hand on the steering wheel, other hand on your inner thigh

◦ he's very tempted to start doing something frisky but remembers that he's literally driving a moving vehicle

◦ we must stay focused brothers we must stay focused

◦ you guys decide to park the van in a cute little camping ground in the forest

◦ he takes hundreds of photos of you

◦ but then makes you take thousands of him poor y/n

◦ is extremely romantic the whole time

◦ fairy lights, soft music, warm meals, fuzzy blankets,,, he really gave you the premium experience

◦ and he gets his opportunity to be frisky afterwards too ;)

❥˗ˏˋsoobin´ˎ˗

◦ mother pt 2

◦ although he's a bit more stressed than yeonjun someone give this man a break

◦ he's superrrr organised and has lists of everything you need

◦ is honestly excited but can't show it because he's too preoccupied with feeling stressed

◦ you gotta calm him down at one point like bro its okay

◦ everything has to be perfect!!

◦ he decides that you guys are gonna be parked at a beach

◦ even though he can’t swim mans did not think that one through

◦ the ride there he is so nervous. do we have everything? did we forget anything?

◦ when you get there you wanna go straight in the water

◦ as soon as he sees you in your bathers he starts malfunctioning

◦ no thoughts head empty just you half naked

◦ you're having a blast in the water while soobin is just like,,,, drowning

◦ you pretend to give him CPR, which is just an excuse to give him a little smooch

◦ he ain't complaining though ;)

❥˗ˏˋbeomgyu´ˎ˗

◦ oh my goodness girl good luck with this one

◦ he's SO EXCITED

◦ like it's the only thing he's been thinking of in the past few days

◦ somehow convinced you to rent an RV and park it in the woods

◦ not even in an official camp ground either, but literally in the middle of nowhere

◦ you've seen wayyyy too many horror movies so you're like lowkey thinking he's gonna murder you or smth

◦ but he swears he isn't, he just wants the authentic camping experience sure buddy

◦ even though he's super excited, he won't start packing until 3 hours before you leave

◦ you're like bro. seriously.

◦ the ride there is absolute chaos

◦ he insists on driving because he's a 'gentleman'

◦ ends up getting pulled over for driving too slow

◦ you have to take the wheel, and you bet your ass he's gonna try annoy you on the way there

◦ when you get to the campsite he's just absolutely overjoyed

◦ insists on building a campfire even though the RV literally has a stovetop

◦ you don't wanna burn down the entire forest so you initially say no

◦ but beomgyu really wants to make smores and go stargazing

◦ so you're like "fineee but i'm in the charge of the fire"

◦ overall camping with beomgyu is very fun but very chaotic

❥˗ˏˋtaehyun´ˎ˗

◦ omg this mf

◦ he's ready to go full bear grylls

◦ is sorta confused as to why you're renting an RV like,,,, you scared of some dirt y/n??

◦ but because it makes you happy he obliges

◦ he's honestly pretty relaxed when it comes to packing. brings like one backpack and you're like???? you gotta bring more than just underwear tae

◦ and he's like no y/n i've got this

◦ you think he's lowkey losing it but just like beomgyu mans wants that authentic camping experience

◦ probably jokes about hunting your own food as well

◦ you find it funny but in all honestly he was only half-joking

◦ he calls dibs on the drivers seat

◦ no music, only taehyun mentioning cool facts

◦ which is music to your ears anyways

◦ the entire camping trip taehyun is prepped for survival

◦ but as soon as night comes he gets scared and starts snuggling up to you

◦ like wow ok who's the scaredy cat now huh?

◦ he swears he's not complaining but you pepper his face with kisses anyways

◦ and he's defs not complaining

❥˗ˏˋkai´ˎ˗

◦ so excited he's practically bouncing off the walls

◦ i mean cmon,,, three days away from txt while hanging out with his favourite person? hell yes.

◦ overpacks like crazy. i mean its better to have something you don't need than need something you don't have, right?

◦ you guys end up leaving two hours later than planned because kai couldn't figure out what plush he wanted to take

◦ he finds the RV so cool. like y/n there's a whole stove in here???

◦ honestly won't even leave the RV. it's his home now.

◦ you guys decide to go on a mini roadtrip. and boy is he excited.

◦ the entire drive is just kai screaming

◦ you switch from listening to music to laughing about something to arguing about who would survive in squid game

◦ you guys take snack breaks like every ten minutes. its not your fault you brought the entire snack cupboard with you.

◦ when you finally reach your destination, kai practically jumps on top of you

◦ cmon y/n its been like 5 hours without cuddles

◦ he needs to recharge for like an hour or so and then he's good to go

◦ you guys do a whole movie night in the RV

◦ it's a little cramped and kai's long legs keep falling off the bed, but its still perfect

◦ he insists on watching a horror movie

◦ you both end up absolutely petrified by the end of the movie

◦ when its time to go to sleep y'all are literally wrapped up as one

◦ but honestly you wouldn't have it any other way

[wawanosartsstuff]

Have you guys watched Underverse 0.6 yet cuz I just

💥💥💳💥💳💳💥💳💥💳💳💥💥

LOOK AT THIS HOT MF ID JUST DKDHSK✋😩 HE FINEEE

I love him sm

[ sorry for the inactivity, I am very sick and need to attend alot of appointments. So I hope you guys get it ;;; ]

[stuck-in-beautiful-nightmares]

Well fuck I’ve met the hottest guy I’ve ever seen today.

[tsukishimaenthusiast]

Hello can I ask for headcanons where Kuroo Sugawara and Tsukki (separately) see their fem s/o without makeup for the first time after dating for a few months?

kuroo, sugawara, and tsukishima seeing their s/o without makeup for the first time

kuroo:

you were running late for school

and you didn’t have time to do your makeup

so you put on ur uniform and ran out of the house

you entered your classroom and tried to cover your face

but your bf kuroo ran up to you

“hey baby,” he said while turning you around

he barely looked at you but he still leaned in to kiss you

you tried to turn your head away but he grabbed your chin

“why are you not looking at me, y/n?”

you looked up at him and he jus stared at u

“i was running late… i didn’t have time to do my makeup.”

kuroo grabbed your head with both hands and started moving your face around

and he was like,,, really exaggerating it lol

you felt exposed™️ tho so u lightly hit his chest

“yea! i don’t see any difference. you still look beautiful, y/n.”

kuroo gave you another quick kiss and smiled

you chuckled and lightly pushed him away as you headed towards your seat

sugawara:

you stayed home from school bc u were just NOT having it ykyk

sugawara said he’ll stop by after practice to catch you up on the school work you missed

you were napping and woke up when your phone started ringing

“i’m outside,” sugawara said through the phone

oh man… u weren’t wearing any makeup and sugawara has never seen you without it

you didn’t want to make him wait even more tho so u opened the door

“hi beautiful!! how are you doing?”, sugawara asked while grabbing your waist

“i’m fineee…”

sugawara sat down next to you and noticed that you weren’t really looking at him

“is everything okay… woah, you look super tired, y/n.”

homeboy was talking about ur dark circles oh noooo😭😭😭

“i don’t have any makeup on, that’s why.”

sugawara’s eyes widen

homie legit FLINGS himself on top of you

“i’m sorry if i offended you!!! you still look amazing y/n! i was just worried…”

he starts kissing you all over ur face and u can’t help but laugh at his apologies

tsukishima:

u got caught in the rain w tsukishima

so ur makeup’s already fucked up

but youse are wet so tsukki tells u to shower before i get sick

ur getting dressed in the clothes he left for you

and u look in the mirror n ur like oh wait… im mf barefaced

so u kinda wait in the bathroom a bit

tsukki knocks on the door, “what’s taking so long?”

you walk out while looking down

“what’s wrong? are you not feeling well?”

yall tsukkis a softie n he cares about u so that’s why he’s so concerned🥺

“you don’t notice any difference?”, you ask

tsukishima looks at you for about 5 secs before saying, “oh. you don’t have makeup… well, there’s no difference. still fugly.”

“kei!!!!”

you only pout at him but on the inside ur crying bc that shit lowkey hurted

tsukki pulls you in for a hug (even tho he hasn’t taken a shower yet) and kisses you on your forehead

“y/n, you know i’m joking…”

you look at him and furrow your eyebrows

“stop… you still look pretty.”

he turned his head away from you for a sec

but you grab his face so he can look at u again

n he’s blushing😔😔😔👉🏼👈🏼

[frogtanii]

YOOOO HAS ANYONE TALKED ABOUT BO'S OUTFIT??? BC MY MANS LOOKING SOOOOO FUCKING FINE!!! (everyone's mf outfit 🔥🔥🔥🔥,, but just noticed that no one's commented about bo's)

BO IS HOT IN ANYTHING TBH BUT HE IS SO FINEEE SKJDKD

[dreaming-roses]

I did not just wake up to find out Osial x Zhongli/Morax was a thing. And the fact that Morax was the bottom in this relationship-

Like how?? Is this..tentacle type stuff? Is Zhongli just being railed? Did he break a contract? Or was this the contract?

Tbh it’s a very unique idea and imagining Osial with human form could make the imagination go wild, ig?

-Geo Anon

OH DAAAMN TENTACLES OKAY HEHEH (๑>‿<๑)

my take is that human osial summons tentacles and heads from his back ken kaneki style and proceeds to rail slightly dragon zhongli (horns and scales and fangs) into next year with overstim (except he's an ex-archon he'll be fineee)

maybe this was the contract ehe

by the way, this artist (slight nsfw) drew a pic of human azhdaha x osial x childe x zhongli DON'T FORGET TO LOOK AT THE SECOND SLIDE IT'S SO MF FUNNY

yes this person is one of my favorite artists and yes my sense of humor is messed up i literally laugh at this kinda shit help

- Rox

[mostfandomstrashcan]

YALL YALL I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING OK SO

last night I went to bed with my Ghostface shirt on for literally the first time(that’s actually surprising) AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?? I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THE MF FOR LIKE THE FIRST TIME.

Ok well technically he WASNT billy or Stu it was Danny from Dead by Daylight. I could tell by his outift ya know the bits of his cloak floating. And it was really funny bc we were trying to annoy Micheal Myers, for my headcanons of Danny this doesnt shock me.

We had a convo that basically went like

“Danny that mf is literally gonna stab me...and you”

“No no it’s uh it’s fineee 👍 ..probably”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN PR-.. you know what I’m not messing with him I don’t regenerate like a fucking Voorhees”

“Look mike loves me ok? We’re like best buddies!”

“.....🧍‍♀️I’m actually leaving no”

[genesisrose74]

MY HANDS ARE FUCKING SHAKING HOLY SHIT THAT ANIMATION👋😫 also very small but large side note: why THE FUCK DID SADIST HAVE TO MAKE DREAM SO FINEEE!! mf is literally a manipulative underground tyrant but he’s so mf hot🥴like pack it up president snow kinnie PLEASE-🪱

NO BUT LITERALLY I SAW A TWITTER THREAD OF DREAM’S CHARACTER SHOTS AND I JUST — AWOOGA PURPLED 😳👉👈

Dsmp!Dream is a piece of hot garbage who I’d drop kick given the opportunity, but sad-ist draws him so ✨fine✨