#simp.txt

[h-doodles]

"Your girlfriend is evil!" "Your girlfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, she's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

[doppoorochisimp]

Every new panel I see of this manga looks like straight up yaoi. Like c'mon the intimacy of cigarettes and the tips touching and it being a showcase of dominance like at this point Itagaki is just writing bara. Rip to his wife ig.

[heleneplays]

me abt Patricia Rakepick 😳🚩💕

[itsthequeueplace]

absolutely loving the tags on the ao3 version of @/yourlocaldisneyvillain 's (oop no tag im shyyyyyyy all of a sudden ><) super wonderful soft and ABSOLUTELY gorgeous jan/reader fic titled "beautiful" bc oh my goddddddd i literally didnt realize flux gourmet is full of egg references and like. woaggggg

[irl-simpbur]

Breakdown of ; my yandere MBTIs

Yan MBTI 01 — RAHL

Reverent ; My dearest is my entire world! I love him to the moon and back. And I would do anything to make sure that he is well, happy, safe, etc. I also feel immense guilt if I am to upset him in some way.

Aware ; Similarly to the above, I am aware of my actions most of the time, and feel guilt if I am to do something that upsets or negatively affects him. I love him. He loves me. And I’d rather fucking disappear than hurt him.

Honest ; I really don’t like beating around the bush when it comes to romance. Instead, I would much be more straightforward than anything. Playing games like cat and mouse is a waste of time! Why not say it right out?

Lenient; I simply do not care what my dearest does, as long has he is safe. While I do activity struggle with obsessive thoughts and tendencies due to our collective psychological disorders, I do my damndest not to let that affect my relationship with my darling.

BIG FIVE — ODDAX

Open ; I am openly an obsession-holder in our system, and it’s something that I am trying to work on. My darling understands this, and I do follow that “lovesick puppy” term that the post describes. I also roll with my feelings and see what works and what doesn’t with my feelings and my relationship.

Direct ; I am a very straightforward person, and I don’t have the time to play chase with my partner. While I may be upset if something happens while I try to confess to them, talk to them , etc — I try to have a thought out idea in mind to even be in the same place as him.

Discreet ; I think this is because of a sense of guilt I have both over the body’s disorder and my system role. But also, I just want to have a happy and normal relationship with my boyfriend. While the thought of being more obsessive and whatnot openly over him would be nice, a wave of guilt washes over almost instantaneously at the idea.

Agreeable ; I really do care about my boyfriend, and truly do see him as a person. But, he is put before me. Before anything. So, of course I will agree with what he says. And I will happily support him and his works. Or what he does. Because he is stunning. I love hearing what he has to say, and to have authentic conversations with him as well.

Resilient / Fragile ; I am a fair mix of both. I am resilient of my end goal to at least be involved my my dearest somehow, and I have no idea how to give up. But I am also very emotionally adoring and desperate for him . I adore him so too much to give up.

SOFT YAN — OSRP

Overt ; I’m really overt with my feelings and don’t want to keep secrets from my partner. I have honest about the thought that I have, and that I am very actively trying to work on them. He understands a lot, thankfully.

Smothering ; I’m a very affectionate person. And I do give my lover space to breathe, of course, but I am always often covering them with love and heartfelt words and affection because I adore them so!!

Relaxed ; I will believe him with what he says! He can be as free as he wants, as long as he is well and safe. I trust him with my life, and I know that he wouldn’t do a thing to harm me or our relationship.

Prepared ; preparation is a big thing with us as a collective/system. We don’t want to do something out of the blue, so I plan ahead! I warmed up myself to him, and I made sure that he was warmed up enough and close with me to the point that I could finally confess to him! It’s a process, and I will not give up!

[wxlby]

Bro micheal afton should kiss me.

why must a man be so pretty. share me this gender. I want it.

[finnl3t]

doodle of blue from @bonelyheartsclub for a tiktok!!! i will not be showing the other ones i did bc frankly thats embarrassing ☺️☺️😊😊if you want to see them you have to ask very nicely and pay me money

[levitoast]

if you're still taking requests, could I please have some flustered, blushing, in love type emotes? thank you so much!!! your style reminds me so much of my best friend's <333

sorry for being so late but here you go!

[euesworld]

"I am nothing but an imp that begins with 'S' so do tell baby girl, cause you are my empress.."

Simping all day for a woman like you - eUë

[kirachi-x-ezreal]

Damn Ezreal really taking over my simp album.

[simppolice]

@gameclam IS A HUGE SIMP... THEY HAVE A WHOLE THING IN THEIR CAARD CALLED "dilftopia" WHERE THEY HAVE PICTURES OF Gordon freeman...👀👀 :-/

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[h-doodles]

I am NOT beating the allegations abt being immune to the propaganda (Miranda's GAYgenda)

n e way.

when she. when. when you—

😌🍑✨️🍑🫶🏻 MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW 🫶🏻🍑✨️🍑😌

[doppoorochisimp]

I was looking up pics of my man Doppo to send to the disabled character poll bc hits chest my man and it fucked me UP because my ass didnt remember him wearing glasses in the anime ever???

Like when in 2020 did my man look this good i do NOT remember that and i cannat believe i'd forget . . .

[heleneplays]

wanting to draw helene spillane in all fours with a knife clutched in her mouth as she jumps like a cat in front of maría to defend her best girl title be like

[crayonsandclovers]

Sometimes I Doubt if I'm really bisexual and then I stumble upon another Taylor Momsen's picture and I know that I hella am

[irl-simpbur]

hiiii! I’m simpbur, and this is my corner of the internet. welcome! i am 24, use he/she/obsess/adore pronouns, and am a fictive in a mixed-origins system. i am a fictive of the simpbur from the e-girl trilogy, if that wasn’t obvious. this is not a roleplay account!! please do not treat it as such!

i will reblog and post things of interest to me, mostly in regards to obsessive thoughts and whatnot. maybe also art and such? reblogs will be tagged with “simp.rb”. posts/me talking in general will be simp with “simp.txt”. also! our sys sideblog is @campfirecollective

Yandere MBTIs

dni: syscourse, general dni criteria, aroace exclusionists, anti - mogai/liom, terfs and swerfs, anti-kin, pro-ana , kink/strictly 18+ blogs.

byf: i say slurs that i can reclaim (ex: “faggot”), i may spam reblog things that i like, i may ramble about our interests. i will also openly love post about my boyfriend <33333