#hes the guy i just think about and go 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅tomato tomato

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doodle dump because i will not finish these evar!!!!!!!!!!

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NNN with TXT

MDNI!

Warnings: f!reader, unprotected sex, somnophilia, dildos, oral (f! Receiving)

Kai - within the first week

Let’s clarify, he did not lose because he couldn’t control himself, he just genuinely forgot what month it was. It’s not his fault he likes slow, sleepy morning sex. :(

He wakes up with morning wood as he so often does, and just goes on autopilot. Pulls your warm, soft body closer to him and rocks his cock gently against your ass until you wake up and flip around to face him.

You meet in a sloppy and slow but deep kiss, truly losing all sense of the world in the moment. That is until one (or both) of you gets too needy and works to strip you both of your bottoms without breaking the kiss.

It’s like clockwork the way you lift your leg onto his body to give him room to open you up. Him having to slide two, then three of his fingers into your mouth to get them wet first- he doesn’t even push them a little too far just to hear you gag, that’s how you know he’s out of it.

He takes his time opening you up while mapping out the contours of your mouth until you’re pulling away to whimper and plead with him to get inside of you. He hitches your leg up higher and slides home. He just rests there for a bit until he begins to rock slowly into you.

There’s no quick chase for an orgasm, just you and him moving your bodies together in an act that feels so good it has to be love. Your soft moans make a song in the bedroom. When you both come it’s with sighs and kisses and I love yous whispered into the early morning like a prayer. You both fall back asleep with him still buried deep inside you.

It’s not until he wakes up for real that he realizes what happened. He genuinely can’t even find it in him to be upset.

The cute one🐧

I am not your strongest soldier 😣✊

The loud one🐻

BOOOOOO TOMATO 🍅🍅🍅🍅

The tall one 🐰

Clap if you’re surprised

The smart one 🤓

Jun isn’t even playing and he lasted longer than you… I don’t think you qualify to be a soldier

The hot one 💯

^ a little (lot) embarrassing for you xx

Yeonjun - two weeks max

Yeonjun thinks the idea of No Nut November is stupid as hell, and he says as much in the group chat when the others bring it up. If he has a hot girlfriend, he’s going to fuck her. Simple as that.

He doesn’t need to edge himself for a month to ‘destroy you in December’ or whatever the hell they call it. He personally makes sure you have an out of body experience every time he lays his hands (or his thigh, or his mouth, or his cock) on you, thank you very much.

The only reason he ‘lasts’ as long as he does is because you both were swamped with work. Only having time for stolen kisses in the morning and quick dinners together before showering and going to bed.

He’s reminded of the stupid ass challenge just when your schedules calm down and Beomgyu does a mid-month ‘check-in.’ The text pisses him off so much he decides to fuck you then and there.

Bursting out of the room and finding you on the couch. Falling to his knees immediately in front of you and spreading your legs with no complaint from you. He slides your pants and underwear down together and thrusts his tongue into your hole holding your hips down so you don’t get in the way of his meal.

Pushing two fingers into you and finding that special spot inside of you so fast. Quick to work you open for him and having you come at least once before he even thinks about getting inside you. Laying you back on the couch with your legs hooked over his shoulders before he slides home.

Interlocking your hands as he ruts himself into you. And when you both come like that, he carries you to the bed and has his way with you again. He has half a mind to take a video and send it to the guys but he quickly decides they don’t deserve it because they tried to keep him from this. They thought he’d stay away from this? From you? Hell no. Fucking idiots is what they are.

The hot one 💯

Just finished having SEX with my HOT girlfriend, don’t think that’s a loss

The loud one🐻

Surprised you can still get it up at your age

The tall one 🐰

Another soldier has fallen, oh my

The cute one 🐧

He wasn’t even playing, why is he considered a soldier T_T

The smart one 🤓

Because he didn’t lose within the first week

Taehyun - about three weeks

Tae’s pretty competitive and thrives on a good win, but he’s only human. When he first told you about his participation in No Nut November, you were less than amused, but you supported him. You made sure to handle any ‘problems’ you had when he was out and only engaged in completely innocent contact.

You even went as far as refusing his offer to help you out without getting off himself. Telling him that while you’ve no doubt he’d make you feel good, you didn’t want to put him through that. For obvious reasons, you don’t usually tell him when you’re tending to your needs but he can guess it’s when he’s out. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t curious, but he knows himself well enough to realize that if he knew it wouldn’t help his situation.

But maybe he should’ve asked because walking into the room to find you riding a dildo doesn’t help him at all. To make matters worse, you seem so unsatisfied. Hunched over to place your hands on the bed to aid your movements. Tears streaming down your pretty face. Thighs shaking from exertion. Taehyun is many things, but cruel is not one of them (sometimes).

He has never claimed to be a saint or be completely free from the chains of self-control. And while he prides himself on his perseverance and dedication to perfecting himself, he knows that he is weak to one person and one person only, you. So seeing you in this position and knowing that he could make you feel better than that heap of plastic leads him to only one rational solution- helping you out.

It takes no effort at all to climb onto the bed and lift you up. To hush your confused mumbles and soothe your tears before laying you back and kissing you sweetly. He’s quick to grab the lube lying on the nightstand and pour some over his fingers before working you open again simply because he knows you didn’t do it right the first time. You’re always so eager to get on to the main event that you forget to take care of yourself, but that’s what he’s here for.

He’s so meticulous in stretching you out for himself. Placing his lips over yours so you don’t complain about his speed. Not even bothering to separate from you to pull his pants and boxers off all the way before sliding inside. But he does allow himself a few moments to revel in the feel of you. To take in your face scrunched in pleasure before he gives it to you.

This is what you needed, right? Tears streaming down your face, but not in frustration but pleasure. Your moans reverberating around the room. Your nails leaving scratches down his back. Your legs pushed to your chest. Sometimes he feels like this is what he was made for, making you feel good. He'll never feel bad for losing control when it comes to you.

The smart one 🤓

Can’t believe I’m out before the two biggest perverts

The tall one 🐰

Oh, how the mighty have fallen 😣😣

The loud one 🐻

What about PRIDE? What about HONOR?

The hot one 💯

You guys are taking this way too seriously

The cute one 🐧

Some call it mental illness

Beomgyu - the last week

“I never ask you for anything! Do this one thing for me!” Soobin looks like he’s not above getting on his knees and begging and since you’re in a public space, you quickly fire back.

“Gyu would kill me if he found out. And even if he did lose, if you also got off during November, you technically lose too.”

“But it’s not the same! Outlasting all of your friends is much more fun than just beating it straight up!” He clasps his hands and pouts, “Please, y/n, I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t trying times.”

“Why are you so excited to win anyway? You guys aren’t even going for a prize.”

“So honor and bragging rights are a prize to you?”

“Well, no!” You look over at him. “I think this entire concept is silly.”

“Well, if you think it’s so silly, why not get your man to agree.”

“Because if Beomgyu is anything, he is silly.” You walk away, “Especially when beating you is an option.”

Even though you told Soobin off about his underhanded tactics, you can’t help but think of it more and more. To be honest, you do think that the concept of No Nut November is silly. You also really miss your boyfriend. Not that he’s outright ignoring you, but he has been keeping his distance.

Leaving you with short pecks and quick hugs. Not cuddling you or playfully touching you as he usually does. None of his teasing nips or kisses on your skin. No smirks or sly smiles. None of that. He says it’s because he can’t resist you, and really even him just saying that got you going.

You wouldn’t say you had a particularly high sex drive, but you do like being close to Gyu. Maybe you wouldn’t have done this if he at least held you a bit. Oh well. You’ll just blame it all on Soobin.

You’re currently in the bathroom putting on the prettiest white lingerie you’ve ever seen. You know how Gyu loves it when you’re in white, says that it’s such a juxtaposition to see you look so innocent while knowing you’re not. You put on one of his zip-ups over it and join him in the bedroom.

He’s on the game and you have no qualms going over and pushing his chair back. “Hey, what’s up baby? Do you need something?”

“I wanna be close to you, Gyu.” You say and then go to crawl in his lap before his hands grab your waist to stop you.

“Alright, but no funny business.” He fixes you with a look and squeezes your waste in warning. “Okay?”

“Okay, Gyu.” You climb onto his lap and straddling him with your head on his shoulder. “I’ll just stay like this, kay?”

You guys stay like that for a while before Gyu starts fidgeting.

“Wait, love.” He grabs your waist again to push you up. “It’s kinda hot, how about you take this jacket off and get back on?”

“Take it off for me?”

“Just this once.” He has a soft smile on his face as he pulls you to him and reaches for the zipper. He pulls it down just a few inches before his smile drops and he lets the zipper go like it burned him. “What’re you wearing under here?”

“Oh, I got something new and wanted to try it on.” You shrug as you reach up to pull the zipper all the way down, letting the jacket hang open. “Do you think it’s cute?”

He lets his eyes trail your body, his fingers flexing at his sides. “It’s very cute, love.”

“Do you think it would be cuter off?” Beomgyu takes a deep breath and closes his eyes. Seemingly debating with himself on whether or not he should go along.

"You're evil, you know that?" That's all the warning you get before Gyu pounces on you. He doesn’t even have the decency to bring you to the bed. He simply pushes your panties to the side and takes you right there on the desk. Making up for lost time by capturing your lips in a heated kiss and having his hands roam your body. He knows it well, of course, but these weeks without it were torture for him.

He’ll make up for lost time, okay? Hope you don’t have anything important planned for the next few days.

The loud one 🐻

Choi Soobin, I hope you know that a win without dignity is a loss in the end

The cute one 🐧

Ooooh, what happened?

The smart one 🤓

Soobin convinced Gyu’s girlfriend to make him crack

The hot one 💯

Wow, didn’t think that would work

The tall one 🐰

Idc what you say, I’m a WINNERRRR 🏆🏆🏆🏆

Soobin - completed

He’s so lucky that you’re so understanding and supportive. He mentioned how he wanted to participate in No Nut November and, sure, you pouted and complained a bit but ultimately let him do as he wished.

He told you to go to sleep on November 30th but let you know that as soon as the clock struck midnight he’d be on you. Literally just sitting in bed next to your sleeping form watching the time pass. As soon as the clock hits midnight, he’s sliding under the covers and into his rightful place, between your thighs.

He’s lucky you’re sleeping because he really just takes a second to look at you. He knows you get embarrassed when he says it but you’re so pretty everywhere that he has to take a second (which is really a lot of minutes) to admire you :(. Placing little kisses and hickies on your thighs. Not even really trying to pleasure you, he just wants to worship you.

He really takes his time opening you up since he doesn’t have you whining in his ear to 'go fast' or 'stop looking.' With each finger he pushes into you, he’s sliding and mapping out the space of your cunt and places kisses on your clit and fucking slobbering all over you. He swears he’ll never go another month without you.

It’s when he’s working three fingers in your and watching the way your hole flutters around them, begging them to stay that you wake up. Your hand quickly finds his hair and pulls a bit as you sleepily whine and plea for him.

“I need to make sure you’re ready for me baby.” He shushes you before he sucks on your clit to bring a different sound out of you. “I don’t want to break you.”

He spends some more time sucking and pushing and prodding at you, before the throbbing in his boxers makes him get impatient. Making sure to push you over the edge at least once because he doesn’t trust himself to last very long when he gets inside you. When he’s satisfied, he makes his way up along your body. Leaving kisses and giving little nips until he’s at eye level with you. Pulling you in for a slow kiss.

He uses his hand to align himself with your slit so he can run along your wetness and coat himself in you. When he pushes in he has to stop at the tip because you’re already so tight around him and he’s getting lightheaded just from this. He matches your whimpers and whines with his own and he really really tried to be nice. He wanted to! But he already knows that’s all about to go out the window.

Moving one of his hands to your thigh to move it to your chest and the other on your hip so he can stabilize himself and then pushes the rest of his cock in you in one thrust. You both let out long moans as he comes inside of you. It’s so much. Leaking out of your pussy and dripping down your ass and his thighs.

“Just like this.” He brings his hand down to rub at your clit. “A little longer like this and then I’ll take care of you, baby.”

Again, I hope you don’t have anything planned for the next few days because he’s not letting you out of bed for a while.

The tall one 🐰

Well, guys, it was fun. Hope we can do it again next year!

The cute one 🐧

Hyung… it’s December 3rd

The loud one 🐻

He trapped his poor girlfriend in his bedroom for three days, and he calls himself a winner? I think monster is the better term

The smart one 🤓

He’s acting like this isn’t the first time he’s texted since he lost

The hot one 💯

Omg, it’s like they’re omegas in heat

[howlsofbloodhounds]

Something about Nightmare. Not in any way canon.. actually I straight up have no idea what I'm talking about.

Nightmare may seem like a clever or scary guy to a lot, but he's rather... emotional might be the word? He blames Dream for his own mistake because he doesn't want to admit it for whatever reason. Of course it wasn't his fault but.... I dunno. Out in the multiverse no one really knows him, which means he could've possibly gone into a new direction. Problem is the mindset he's been put in. Everyone hates him, therefore he hates everyone back. Unsatisfied with killing those who hurt him and more, he takes his hatred out on the multiverse.

Really he's just vulnerable, scared maybe. He was a little child beaten to his demise, and I don't think he can quite get that part of himself out of him. But there's no one to take advantage of him emotionally. He's strong now, he has the power to bend everyone to his will. He hides his vulnerability behind closed doors... and then there's Killer. Wahtever Killer is, he still has the observant skills of Sans. And with the emotionless state, Nightmare can't easily sense him. This way, Killer can find out a lot about Nightmare so long he stays quiet. He finds out Nightmare is vulnerable. Using his idiotic manner and twisting his words, he can ever so slightly bend Nightmare to his own will. Emotions distract from logic.

Even if Nightmare has the majority of the control, Killer still has some control. He's clever in the ways he uses it. I like 'smarter than he lets on' Killer. 🍅Tomato tomato I say as I throw tomatoes at my own wall of text

Smarter than he lets on is definitely what he is. He absolutely would play into people’s ideas of him and who or what he is if he thinks itll avoid inconvenience, benefit him, or achieve a goal—such as playing into Nightmare’s goals or his own, even if that’s a sense of temporary amusement or satisfaction. Or just simply a distraction.

For example, whenever he’s bored or particularly numb and floating above himself—watching the body stand or walk around doing completely useless and meaningless things, he feels aimless and without purpose—he’d go seek out a way to feel real and alleviate the apathy, or even reaffirm his apathy and “emotionlessness” via pain.

It would be pretty easy to anger and provoke Nightmare into hitting or punishing him, the guy’s a lot more emotional then he likes to put on. Killer knows how to deal with those that are powerful and dangerous yet still so childlike in behavior or thinking or emotions.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Killer could tell that somewhere down the line, Nightmare had his own Chara in his life, and whenever Nightmare is being particularly cruel or overbearing Killer does or says something similar to what Chara would say or do—and in doing so, Killer reminds Nightmare of his abusers, the villagers.

Although, if Nightmare has a tendency to lash out when reminded, he’d likely do that to provoke him instead. Killer could subconsciously and consciously mirror Nightmare’s behaviors and manners of speaking right back at him if he’s realized itll benefit him somehow—likely an instinctive thing now, if only to attempt to avoid the hassle (fear) of a punishment or gain something. Or of course, simply to spite and gain a sense of sadistic validation if he could unsettle Nightmare.

[protagsbf]

birds of a feather, we should stick together

winnie x gn! reader : hcs (can be interpreted as romantic or platonic)

ok so i accidentally posted a draft with this ask AND ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT NOT KNOWING ITD DELETE THE ASK TOO??? i am SO sorry anon my ass is so stupid 😭😭🙏 okay anyway uhh sorry for being inactive eat up folks ps...... augustine is kinda out of the picture in this one........ ill make up for it he just went to get the milk gang..

for starters, you can't tell me he WOULDN'T be clingy. linking arms or holding hands while you both walked, suddenly running up to you from behind and hugging you, all that stuff

i feel like he'd also be the type to flash you puppy dog eyes every time you'd say no to him. "no win, we can't adopt every stray we see on the street" "WHY NOTTT 🥺🥺"

he'd also get you lots and lotsss of gifts, he probably keeps a list of everything you like or say you want then surprises you with them.

should probably mention this, but i personally see winnie as the person so use the line of friends and maybe more like a FUCKING JUMPROPE (i'm not projecting, what??) definitely more clingy and vulnerable with you than the "average" friend would be, but you just smile and shake your head

he'd LOVE getting into stuff with you, whether it be a hobby, sport, or even just some new show. as long as he gets to spend more time with you!!

speaking of, if you're into true crime or stuff he'd probably happily listen to you yap about it for ages

scratch that, he'd gladly hear you yap about ANYTHING but also be a yapper himself; we love a good balance!

cares about you a lot :( if you don't take care of yourself i fear he would actually break into your home and throw you into a pile blankets and stuffed animals (where they came from? who knows) before making you a meal

YOU BETTER MAKE SURE TO TELL HIM TO PRIORITIZE HIMSELF TOO?? he would often put you first and forget about himself

despite him not having a well understanding of boundaries, he's still a very understanding person and cares a lot about you. just make sure to communicate with him ^^

speaking of communication, i like to think he texts you about every single thing that happens to his day when you two are in college already (even if you go to the same one, he'll still probably spam you)

overall, he's just a really sweet person, whether it be as a partner or just as a friend :)

IM SO SORRY THIS IS SHORT AHANEBENAVAGSMNS also if i butchered poor winnie's character plz feel free to throw tomatos at me in the comments 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 also hope yall dont mind the less formal format on this one!! my hc posts will honestly switch from this kind of format to the one of my coworker one depending on my mood,, OK ENOUGH YAP BYW GUYS TAKE CARE

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

s6 episode 7 "terms of endearment" thoughts

life can be so beautiful… but will it be today? that is the essential question.

yesterday’s episode was a contender for greatest of all time. and i enjoyed holding space for that. in fact, i could stand to hold even MORE space than i already have. 

but from reading the episode description here, this one sounds… darker! so, we shall see. i will not go into this one expecting to feel holly and jolly. although “terms of endearment” sounds like a sweet title. AGAIN, though. i am not foolish enough to think that it will actually be a sweet episode.

ahh, time to get cozy and see what the evening brings us!

post-episode thoughts: (shrugs) this one didn't do anything for me, really. except get that song stuck in my head. and make me kinda uncomfy. those are pretty much my only thoughts.

wait: mulder befriending those random kids was funny, too. thus concludes my opinion.

the evening brings us a sonogram, it seems. a mystery sonogram? there’s some sort of development on da baby. plates on the skull. 

WHY did this wayne guy get up and leave when the doctor said there may be some strange developments?! go be with the woman who also had to hear this news!!!! and the bony plated thing is growing in HER, so like!! don’t make this about you!!!

wayne is getting a sip of water. the woman says that it might be nothing; they need to wait and see. and wayne says he just “wants it to be normal”. "IT"??? "NORMAL"?? bro. i don’t know anything about these matters, but it doesn’t seem like he is very sympathetic to his wife. "normal" is a CRAZY word choice. may i suggest "healthy"? because "normal" sounds like you'll bully the poor little dude if he gets into stuff you consider too nerdy.

they go home to virginia, where he brings his wife a glass of water. her name is laura. good to know.

“i love you, laura. no matter what” <- why does it sound like he is implying that this is somehow her fault with that statement?? or she is lesser for it?? or that he's brave for sticking by her despite it all? that is your job, you utter beast.

what is going on? this man is pissing me off. and he called her “poopydoo”, which pissed me off even worse. 

i hate wayne. team laura. look at her freckles as she falls asleep.

EGADS!!! THE DEVIL IS AT THE FOOT OF HER BED???? WITH FLAMES AND SCARY EYES!! see, if i had seen this at age 7, i wouldn’t have slept for weeks. in some ways, it’s so great i’m not 7 anymore. 

she’s yelling for wayne,,, and the devil is grabbing her????? THE BABY COMES OUT??? with little horns???

okay, that seemed to have just been a nightmare. WAIT, why is he covered in blood.

OH MY GOD??? OH MY GOD. hold on. hold on. she is very bloody. oh my god.

hey guys. what’s going on?

is wayne the devil?? or a devil??

(pause for momentary cheering as the intro shows us our lead actor’s faces. and the intro is full length… nature is healing)

a cop is presenting the tale of laura’s baby being abducted to… SPENDER?? NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS!! literally booing and throwing tomatoes at my screen 🍅🍅🍅

laura is the sister of this cop!! so this is personal.

spender says he will put this in their priority caseload, and i do not believe him. maybe he’ll outsource it. 

NO!!! he shredded it right away!!!! SPENDER!!! you dastardly man!!!

so what is he even DOING down in that office if it isn't solving crimes?!?!

MULDER FOUND THE SHREDDED PIECES AND TAPED THEM TOGETHER!! OHHH!!! he is a hero in this way. and he tells the cop not to tell people his name!! LMAO, he is definitely NOT supposed to be there.

he is going to wayne and laura’s beautiful house to ask some questions. she’s talking about the nightmare. the baby was a monster with horns and a tail. she gets up to go cry. leaving him with wayne. 

oh, mulder def thinks this guy is the devil. 

WHAT IS SCULLY DOING?? interviewing some guy??? asking if he smokes weed? has he consorted with people who have? LMAO, she looks so relieved when the phone rings and she can ask this dude to leave. 

“mulder, where are you? i waited 45 minutes for you this morning” “i, uh… before i tell you, i-i’m going to ask you to keep an open mind” <-LMAOOO, he is self-conscious 

BAHAHA, she looks somehow even more done with his news of a demon baby than she was asking this random guy if he knows people who smoke marijuana

she is doing background checks!!! this is so wrong!!! her talents are being WASTED!!!! she is literally a DOCTOR!!! SHE SAVES LIVES!! AND YOU PUT HER IN AN OFFICE?!?!

she calls him out for rooting through spender’s trash but, like. well! i can’t say i blame him. not saying i would do it, of course. but! you know how he is!

“oh, like that’s any different from the assignment we’re stuck with” “‘we’, mulder? i’m stuck with. you’re not here” <- GET HIM!!

his constant conflation of the words "i" and "we" continues to piss me off. he is NOT beating the selfish allegations.

“scully, this is a classic case of demon fetal harvest-“ ohhhhh right. right. that clears it up. (heavy on the /s)

oh shoot, while she rolls her eyes, it seems something or someone is recording his phone call!!

it’s being picked up over the baby monitor!! wayne hears him saying all of this!! he looks distressed. but: is he guilty of the crime???

laura comes back in the room and wayne is nowhere to be seen. something is on fire….. what is he doing?? laura just wants her nightgown!!

he’s holding something bloody in the leaves. and there’s a flame altar sort of thing??? 

he’s covered in sweat and claims to be burning leaves in the middle of the night. he claims he wanted everything to look perfect for when she woke up. 

see, he seems so obviously evil that maybe i’m supposed to guess that he really is innocent. 

it seems like he’s crying as some bones burn in there or something. which is not reassuring.

mulder!! sleeping in his car!!! waking with a pain in his neck from such an awful position!!! what a silly guy!

scully she found something on the charts he sent her… he doodles horns onto wayne as she describes the conditions

but she says the father is not some sort of evil force… and he has to put laura under arrest?? labor was induced? with mandrakes. which can also be a hallucinogen. she says the doctor told her that wayne was very upset, and she seemed not to be. 

hmm… she suggests that he proceed very carefully, as it is incredibly emotional territory. he proceeds to very carefully doodle more horns on wayne’s head. while wayne pulls out in his car, watching him.

i feel like any plot point i jump to guess here will be subverted. so perhaps i should just stay silent and sit back and watch. 

why does he have to get involved? is it actually his case now? can’t he just be like “damn, maybe this one doesn't look so spooky; i actually have something else to do, bye!” 

now where is he going…. and why did he leave his car window open… i am scared it will rain and land in his car...

wayne goes to the house of ANOTHER WOMAN??? who asks where he has been??? he says he has been “on the road” and calls her “poopydoo”! 

yeah, this man HAS to be the devil.

this woman has the bluest eyes i have ever seen. and she’s pregnant, too!!!! 

A DEVIL AND A TWO-TIMER!!! free my girl laura!!

the cop from before is here with mulder and laura, and he is defending his sister against mandrake accusations. but she does say she took an herbal sleep aid. and wayne was seen bringing her a pill, so i don’t think this is her fault.

oh no… wayne is here now. mulder says he doesn’t want to arrest laura and throws a devil reference in there. HE IS ON TO YOU, WAYNE!! COUNT YOUR DAYS!!

wait, if mulder doesn’t believe in god, how does he think you get rid of devils?? does he keep some emergency holy water in his suit jacket?? just in case??

i need to ponder this.

the cops are searching the premises. they find a lot of jars labeled “fiber”. unless it isn’t fiber. and is instead mandrake. hmm...

oh no, wayne is confessing a secret to laura…. he wasn’t in bed that night… and he says she had the baby in her hands??? she was in some sort of trance?? mumbling stuff?? so he took the baby and wrapped it up and burned the body??

he says he was doing it to protect her. sure enough, they find some bones out there. 

oh wayne, this is evil. laura is crying. mulder is watching. and he does look terribly handsome which is interrupting the vibe, as laura tells her cop brother that she thinks she did something wrong, and perhaps this was her punishment. and btw, cop brother is named arky. which is not a name i have heard before. 

arky tells her not to say anything more and reads her her rights. wayne says she’ll be okay as she walks out. he's still pissing me off.

mulder declares he knows what wayne is as he walks out. bro, be careful getting in a tussle with the devil. or a devil. still not clear on the hierarchy of devils in this show.

wayne is speeding off, blasting his tunes and calling the other woman- betsy! GAG!!!!

he wants to be there for the sonogram, AND they’re married????? “it’s a picture of the expression of our beautiful love” <- oh, i would need holy water for that statement even if the guy wasn’t a demon 

MULDER PULLS UP NEXT TO HIM LMAOOOOO AND NOW THEY’RE RACING!!!!! 

so wayne goes to a client’s house and takes a woman’s blood instead of going to the sonogram appointment. which is not what i wanted to see. this lady has like 4 kids running out the door.

buhhhhhh, i don’t want to see the blooooooood, not looking at the screen, lalalalalala. wayne says she has fine looking boys and she doesn’t know how lucky she is. but when he bends down he has these weird bumps on his spine. OHHHH LORD!! deliver me!!

and mulder is outside honking and waving LMAOOOOOO

THE KIDS CRAWLED IN WAYNE’S CAR, BAHAHA. but why is mulder’s tactic here to simply annoy a devil until he stops what he’s doing? and the bigger question: will it work??

and he is befriending random children. typical mulder activities.

but scully calls!!! and mulder is busted!!! wayne called kersh and reported mulder for harassment. she warns him to leave him alone.

he says to tell kersh he’s doing a background check on somebody and hangs up. 

poor laura is in the jail cell. and wayne comes to see her. she’s afraid!

she’s been thinking about his story, and it doesn’t make any sense.

AUGH, she finds a gash mark on his neck where she scratched the devil… so must be him….

HE BREATHES IN HER SOUL?????? 

man. what?

they’re trying to do CPR, while wayne is literally RIGHT there, claiming she collapsed. 

he’s shocked when there’s a heartbeat on her. and mulder sees this.

wayne races back to betsy. she has had enough of his excuses!!!

and this baby too has bony growths!!! and again he claims to love her no matter what. 

NO, DON’T GET HER A GLASS OF ANYTHING!

betsy, you need to kill this guy. 

scully is here to take a look at laura!!! she says there is no evidence of the husband being why she is in a coma.

mulder presents her with some new facts. and yes, i did hit rewind to hear scully say “czechoslovakia” once again. what about it?

ohhhh, he tracked down wayne’s aliases!!! he's been a bunch of different people over the years

“mulder, i will accept that a man can be demonic, that he may have demon-like attributes, but why would a demon- if there were such a thing- bother with a 9-5 make room for daddy routine just so he can off his wife and unborn child?” <- AHA! she believes man can be demonic! this isn’t entirely surprising given the catholicism, but still interesting and worth noting.

he says he’s not a psychologist and I THOUGHT HE WAS, THOUGH?? wait. maybe he doesn’t have like a license to practice. maybe he just has that sweet, sweet oxford BA.

let me google some things. 

well. i’m actually gonna throw the flag in here and admit defeat. because i feel like i’ve read about this line before back when i was first googling this show to see if i wanted to watch it, and how he says this- or something like it, possibly about not being able to prescribe meds- and it blatantly ignores canon. which probably should have been a warning for what i was getting into and the struggles i would face as someone who NEEDS continuity to stay sane. but here we are. 

maybe i can choose to interpret that he’s being a sarcastic little man. or, he just isn’t considered a professional psychologist without the masters or license to practice. 

and i will certainly do my best to not lose sleep over such a line. 

like i still do over the colorblind thing...

wayne is warming up milk and probably adding some sort of herb. why is the milk glowing? yeah sure, whatever. it glows.

betsy, don’t drink it, NOOO!!! she gulps it all. i was hoping she’d claim to be lactose intolerant and tell him that he needs to go get soy milk now, but no. 

scully and mulder arrive to where the cops are searching for the body. and sure enough. baby. in the yard.

mulder demands that the cops put out an APB, saying wayne’s done it to other women. 

mulder theory time: OHHHH, wayne actually DOES want a normal child… but he has only made demons so far. well. i think that is how genetics work???

betsy is sleeping. and she also has a demon arrive at the bottom of her bed and spread her legs open. 

OH!!! SHE GRABS HIM AND ASKS WHAT THE HELL HE’S DOING!! BAHAHA!!! GET HIS ASS!!!

mulder and scully are off on a mission. and he pulls over and drives somewhere else to find wayne's second wife at his second residence.

betsy stops the agents!!! she’s covered in blood!!! and says he took her baby!!!

scully is trying to comfort her and say it’s okay, but it’s very much not. i still appreciate that she tried. 

they’re trying to find wayne with their dramatic guns and flashlights. a creepy film is playing in the living room as wayne digs a hole. 

wayne says that all he’s wanted is a wife and a normal family. he’s claiming she took the baby. betsy is…. (gunshots cut him off as arky shoots him)

wayne says “i just wanted what everyone wants”, and when he does this, mulder looks to scully. which surely has no implications!!! /s

arky is freaking out because they’re placing wayne next to laura in the hospital. i respect that. even if you shouldn’t shoot people.

somehow, wayne is recovering. probably from his demon blood. and then HE gets his soul sucked out???? by laura????

did he give himself up to her? or was she actually a demon, too??

shrugs. i truly can't be bothered to work it out.

scully is digging up baby skeletons, seeming pained at this fact. i cannot blame her. there are 4 so far. and all the ones they’ve found are normal. 

so betsy was an eviler demon? and she is driving away to the same song he was speeding to with her little demon baby in tow!!!

okay, she has creepy red eyes now. 

well!

allow me to file this one under the category “episodes that make you close your laptop and stare at the wall for a bit”

um. diversity win?? this baby killing demon is a woman??

well, from an incredibly practical standpoint, this episode didn’t have enough scully. which is a valid enough reason for me to not like it. 

but other than THAT, i was actually pretty interested at first. idk, it kinda lost me though. this show uses women so weirdly. there’s this obsession with breeding. in a decidedly unappealing way.  

once again, mulder was the guy who could put together the dastardly plot when no one else could. which is annoying. 

man, idk, i don’t consider myself like, sensitive to the topic really, but i find babies being murdered unenjoyable as a plot point. maybe it’s overdone. maybe there’s just no room for humor in it. maybe it’s the theme of reproductive coercion again pissing me off, because how many times are we going to have this beast rear it’s ugly head? even if it’s is now in the opposite direction, when everything in the past on this show has been about women being assaulted into pregnancy, the removal of consent- wayne tricking laura into inducing labor and losing her baby- is STILL reproductive coercion.

tbh, i don’t really have more thoughts on the subject. like, i’m not even going to write a think piece on how i didn’t like it, because it was just eh. which happens. some of the episodes are unremarkable. if there is something to be noted, it’s this weird handling of women characters as a recurring theme. but i’m not fired up enough to write a dissertation because... at this point, i guess i’m kind of used to it in this show??

damn! that wasn’t a raving review. well, i hope you’ll forgive my lack of enthusiasm. maybe you’ll tell me that everyone else hates this episode too, and i’ll be like, okay, cool. but maybe you’ll tell me everyone actually loved it, and then i’ll feel cool and edgy. but i

[seeyouonsaturn]

294 selfship questions

RED ❤️

part 4/5

🍚 - What are the “staple” foods you and your F/O make?

Make is an overstatement, but I'm German, so. Bread. I just buy it at the store though. Going out and need to pack lunch for the trip? Bread. Snack at home? Bread. And don't any of you come near me with that cheap ass raw toast /lh

Otherwise I'm also a pasta enjoyer. Just throw some sauce over there and go.

As for Prowl. Energon. Poor guy fr he can't even have bread. I'm so sorry baby.

🍫 - Do you or your F/O have a sweet tooth? What are your favorite treats?

Do I need to mention Prowl not eating earth foods every time LMAO

Me though, absolutely. I eat entire jars of nutella in one sitting. With a spoon. I was way worse as a kid/teen with it, but that doesn't mean I stopped. I'm a snackerrrr. Big fan of milka or kinder chocolate, and also those soft baked lemon cookies my grocery store has.

🍎 - You and your F/O go apple picking. How does it go? Do you get up to any mischief? Are there any particular treats you get (i.e. apple cider, caramel apples, apple pie)?

I'm definitely winning here because Prowl can just lift me up instead of me having to climb up and down ladders all day! My feet will not be touching the ground, I live in the trees now. I WILL take a break and just snack on an apple or two up there. If we find a tree sturdy enough to hold his weight too, you're not seeing us again until the end of the day, at which point we will return with a bounty of apples.

I don't care much for cider or caramel, but oh hell yeah sign me up for some fresh pie! I love apple pie. Man now I kinda crave it.

🍓 - What do you find cutest about your F/O? What do they find cutest about you?

Prowl just finds me cute in general, because humans are cute when you're a giant robot. I'm just a little animal to him. He especially loves it when I'm sleeping and make little noises or start twitching a little - which I get, because when my cat does it, I also think it's the most adorable thing.

I just love his little smiles so much. And his laugh, man I love his laugh, it's such a rare thing and it's so precious to me.

And also the way he sometimes messes up with earth terms or culture things because he's just not from here. It's adorable. Mallowmarshes ilysm. Literally ever since I was 13 EVERY TIME I see marshmallows my mind immediately goes "mallowmarshes". That's just what those are called to me.

🍒 - Can you or your F/O tie a knot with a cherry stem in your mouth?

I very much can not (i cannot knot). As for Prowl, I highly doubt he'd have THAT much dexterity considering how utterly TINY a cherry stem would be for him. But he could probably just Processor Over Matter that thing into a knot. I feel like that's kind of MORE impressive honestly.

🍅 - Have you or your F/O done anything to deserve getting tomatoes thrown at you? Will you throw tomatoes at each other regardless?

I mean I do selfship with a cartoon motorcycle alien I feel like that'd do it lmfao

And then there's my puns. I do deserve to get tomato'd for my puns. Not even sorry.

Prowl... probably, yeah. But I will not allow it. I will shield him with my tiny human body. Come at me.

🌹 - What’s the most romantic thing your F/O has done for you? What’s the most romantic thing you’ve done for your F/O?

Another rather difficult one, because I don't really have a story for us. I don't selfship in the sense that I am writing a story; it's more real to me than that. I don't want it to be that sort of make-believe. So there's no lore. Plus, I've never been the type to care for those cliché romantic performances some couples do, it feels way too-much and fake to me. Performative. And also kind of uncomfortable because how do I even react to that.

So I suppose, the best answer would be just that he was here for me. He was always here for me, even when I wasn't even thinking about him, he never left me. He just waited for me to come back to him for 13 years, all while remaining with me no matter what, and I can't think of anything that's more romantic than that.

I don't really know what he'd consider to be the most romantic thing from me. Getting the ring, perhaps. It's a rather cheap one, because I'm poor, but it's in his colors and advertised as a wedding band, so that's good enough for now. What do I care about expensive stuff anyway; it's symbolic. I'd be happy with a plastic ring from a gacha machine so long as it connected me to him. And maybe one day, if I can afford it, I'll get a proper one with his name engraved too. It may seem silly from an outside perspective, but he's been with me for 13 years, and it feels right to me. I want him with me always. And I want a physical reminder that we belong to each other. And a promise that I always will be his, no matter what.

🥀 - Has your F/O ever broken your heart? Have you ever broken theirs?

Well I mean he did kind of kill himself so 😔✌️

I would never intentionally hurt him, but given that my lifespan is barely a fraction of his, we were pretty much expecting the opposite to happen at some point. But nooo, he had to go yeet himself into the Allspark and get me widowed at the ripe old age of 13. I mean, I understand why he had to do it, and I would have done the same. But the grief remains nevertheless.

🍁 - Have you changed from when you met your F/O? Have they?

Oh, very much. Who's still the same person they were when they were 13? I'm very different. Writing it all down would be an essay in itself, because it's been way over a decade, and that's a lot of time for someone to change. But I did become the person I am today because of Prowl. He is in everything I do, and I like to think he'd be proud of how I turned out. You can peep that essay here, because I did in fact write it.

Prowl is still on his journey of self-discovery he started over a million years ago. He's still learning to be a team player, to be less selfish, and to find a sense of inner peace. He's getting better at it every day though. He's a wonderful person. He may not be perfect, but he's trying, and that's all that counts. I'm very proud of him too.

🚗 - Do you have a car? Who’s the better driver?

Prowl is the vehicle. Motorcycle not car, but still. It's very convenient (unless it's cold out, because I'm freezing my ass off).

It works out really well because I can't drive. I spent over a year taking driving classes, it's not happening. I am incapable of taming a car. I do have a loyal little scooter I've been driving since I was 15 (it's even got an autobot decal) but anything bigger ain't happening. I do know traffic laws, which Prowl is still learning, so basically he does the actual driving and I make sure we're not breaking any rules.

Being able to drive a motorcycle would be so awesome though. I'd save up to get a Prowl replica. But then I would also not be normal about my vehicle lmao

[sphinxlosestheirmind]

I swear I’m writing the fic- but more thoughts about it while I write~!!

I think that since they’re real people in this universe their ship names would change. Real-people fandoms seem to use their actual names fused together, so that’s how I think it would work in this au (meaning instead of gimmickshipping they’d be called like Reimaser or smth because I think that’s funny!!

Also yeah, Reiji and Thomas WOULD use their names or Thomas would at least have it somewhat public despite going by IV, but Ryoken is only known as Revolver. I just think that fits him better.

Anyway I also love assigning people emojis so here’s me doing that for just a few characters:

IV : 🪆OR 🧵 (The doll because like that’s sort of his puppet thing? I don’t have a puppet emoji so :/. The thread is symbolic of strings- like puppet strings. I don’t really know with him. His I did last and I feel least confident about).

Reiji : 📏 (Businessman!! I think this one was probably Thomas’ fault, he probably used this at one point in his videos and accidentally locked the fandom onto it).

Revolver : 🔫 (Revolver. Gun. Thank you).

Nasch : 👑 (Because he’s a king.. also Thomas HATES that he got this so much. There is so much beef between them for awhile but no one knows why. They settle it eventually off camera and come back way more chill with each other but neither will give a proper explanation as to why, so their followers are left scrambling).

Durbe : 🪽 (Because of his horse/pegasus!!!)

Merag : ❄️ (Because she’s icy. I think this one is probably started by Nasch? He becomes popular before her, and maybe he calls her icy/an ice queen or something and everyone picks up on that then assigns her with a snowflake).

Vector : 🎭 (He’s two-faced c:. He probably does those stupid public pranks/interviews. Everyone hates him but he’s also annoyingly funny and does those impulsive things that you’d never do but kind of wish you could).

Yuya : ✨ (Yes okay I get that he’s a tomato, but like I think a star/shine would just fit him better? Especially since in this au he’d be like a performer or someone who does tricks- but I could see a tomato so.. 🍅).

Additionally about Thomas in this au:

Thomas is a YouTuber/streamer. He started with gaming content and kept his persona very gentlemanly and polite. He got extremely popular, though more so with men who were interested in that sort of good-guy stuff. This devolved into him starting to show more of a sadistic side and collabing with other creators (Nasch, Kaito, etc) then pulling in their followers a bit. This developed into him somewhat coming out? I think he’d do it in a quiet way in some sort of unpopular podcast or something that makes it ambiguous to what he actually is but also hints at it.

This leads to a bunch of queer people coming into his community seeing as he’s like- one of them haha. He starts doing more daily/vlog type things.

So how I actually am writing him:

He’s a bit more calm around the two of them (Reiji + Ryoken) I think because he almost sort of has to be the one to keep them on a straight path. Both are very headstrong and get lost in other things so he has to lead them to where they’re going- otherwise they completely devolve into some other random thing.

He’s also a mix of gentlemanly yet manic. He’s not completely one way or another, and he can play up either side when it comes down to it.

Anyway.. just some thoughts haha

[sayheykid]

tomato, mango, eggplant and potato for the oc/s of your choice!!

🍅 [TOMATO] How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL.

For Charlie, very. This is something that I'm trying to rectify, but i feel like he comes off as surly or angry all the time which isn't true. Does he get annoyed about fixing everyone's problems? Sure, but he fundamentally is a person who helps, and besides it's not like he doesn't have a personality beyond that.

🥭 [MANGO] What colours best represent them and why? Does this differ from their favourites?

Ellie - first things that come to mind are navy, sage green and raspberry. Navy to me is very down to earth and practical, sage green is soothing and homey, and raspberry is kind of high energy in a unique and unconventional way. I think that suits her pretty well — trustworthy and likable without trying too hard to be like everyone else. Those are definitely colors she likes, but if pressed she'd say her favorite color is purple.

🥔 [POTATO] What do they have that others see as a flaw, but they don't care about?

Sam - being competitive. This comes off as arrogance and brashness, but sue her. She's the best and she knows it. Why should she tone that down to make other people feel better.

🍆 [EGGPLANT] How are they used by others? How easily are they tricked into this?

I guess this kind of falls into being misunderstood, but I think people only see Ramón as a party guy, someone you go to for a good time but not a long time, you know? He hooks up with more people than anyone else, but has never been in a longterm relationship. He knows he's being used but mostly doesn't mind it — there's a reason he has that reputation after all — though it would be nice if others saw everything he had to offer. He's a great friend and more responsible than people give him credit for, he just wants that to be acknowledged sometimes.

Thank you!

[transfemsonic]

hi there, we're the devil's toybox 👋 we've been out as a system for abt half a decade now but haven't ever really spent time on sysblr but i thought it'd be something i could try out! nice to meet y'all.

we're 18! we stopped counting alters years ago but it's safe to say we have... very many headmates. we experience little amnesia and often act the same because of blurry feelings and such. a lot of the time we just don't know who we are. hosts change somewhat consistently every one to two years and we don't always notice.

i'm not necessarily for or against any type of plurality; personhood is incredibly objective and i do believe that plurality manifests in tons and tons of different ways. cater to your wants and needs but i personally am not going to start or engage in syscourse.

having said that, all i ask is that pedo/incest content and indulgers to not interact. the topics make me severely uncomfortable and if you're a pedo or engage in incestual relation/support said relations i want absolutely nothing to do with you. (racism, zionism, and pro-gen ai usage should be given DNIs at this point,,)

we switch between singular and plural pronouns often. feel free to switch between it/its (singular) and they/them (plural) as you please!

p.s. we are not transfem we just really like transfem sonic headcanons and aus. in fact most of us are transmasc c:

some headmate introductions under the cut!

—— THE DEVIL'S TOYBOX (💫) ——

soni (current host): it/star, 18, fictionkin. 💙🍅

HELLO there everyegg 😎 mi nombre es SONI and im sourced from a sonic au of ours! im super fixated on it so thats 90% of what i talk about. i bounce a lot between introvert and extrovert but i actually rlly like people soooo dont be scared im cool i swear (everyone throws tomatoes at me)

chip (current co-host): it/sun, ageless legal, demifictive/fictionkin. 🍦

still dont really know if im an individual alter or a kinshift hhaha /sweat. for now its better to assume im an alter i think..... we consider me a soother for now since im still figuring some things out!!

rabbit (current host): it/its, 18, otherkin. 🐇

idk i just steal the personalities of my headmates sometimes; i'm the guy mostly in charge >:^) i do all the masking and real life stuff like dreading having to get a job

cream (long-term soother): xe/mew/cake/blade/thorn/(s)he, 26, ficfactive. 🍰👑

hulloooo, i'm cream. i'm admittedly not very well-versed in people, so it's not likely you'll hear a lot from me. i'm passively into puppetry and music, but i've kind of forgotten how to be a person in the last couple of years. true interests pending.

adam (hosts on-and-off): they/them, 18, kinsidering. 🔥

HI ITS SO GOOD TO BE BACK I MISSED THIS <3 im adamie or you can just call me adam,,!! BIG hyperfix holder ive been obsessed with undertale since 2015 and now into deltarune w the help of the hosts aaaa !!!!!,, im behind a lot of our reasons for creating n i kickstarted our little artist thing too c: ur welcome for the 203939394958 mid-late 2010s undertale ocs kisskiss

cori/bo/tails: bzzt/fern/switch/he, agevague teen, fictive. ⚙️

what isGOOD fuckerz 🏳️‍🌈 the names bo and chaos and mood swings are my thing 🔥

eddie: vamp/(s)he, ~19, fictive. 🦇

asteri: he/him, legal, factive. 🐝

ennay/marie: they/sno/mel/zhe/she, legal, fictive. 🧭

Hiii everyone! I'm excited to see us branching into social spaces such as this one again I kinda missed it haha,, I hope to talk to and meet some new people >:))) I'm a sort of caretaker here in the Toybox and ssoooort of a traumaholder. Maybe just a little bit of everything actually.. I've been a lot of things since I formed in 2020 Yeahhh

spring: they/star, ???, fictive. 🌼

shadow: any pronouns, legal, fictive. 🪻

checkers: they/it/piece, legal. ♟️

entity/parker/frankie/juice/monty: any/all, ~19, fiction/otherkin. 🎨

YOOOOO LOCAL EX-HOST HERE 😼😼 it's been so long i don't remember who i am LOL i like fnaf though. good shit. special shoutout to rabbit soup /sys and uncle bill /sys miss y'all like hellllll

artifex: he/they/it/splat, agevague legal, fictive. 📜

comic: it/she, agevague legal, fictive. *

schmidt: he/him, legal, ficfactive. 📸🍐

hero: she/wonder, minor, fictive. 🩹

raine/metal: it/book/bot/love/quest/mew/gear/heart, legal, fictive. 📖

THE EXPLAINERRRRRR ❤️❤️❤️ -Ennay Marie!! 🧭

notes:

asteri, ennay, and metal are polyculed ❤️ as of the summer of 2021. this is important to them so they wanted it here!

we think publicly posting triggers is not smart so we won't, but if we tell you in private to respect a trigger, do so, please. some of us are really sensitive to particular topics while others aren't. don't walk on eggshells but respect what boundaries we do set.

we follow and like from @timefvck!

[breserker]

🌽 corn, 🥔 potato and 🍅 tomato for the OC asks!!! <3

🌽 [CORN] How good are they at hiding and finding their way?

Okay USUALLY? Hiding wise, very good! Under emotional duress less so! And sometimes Vel gets REALLY under emotional duress. He becomes less obvious as people are familiar with him, in particular Lieu knowing his usual dumbass humor tricks to hide his intentions. Finding his way? I've pitched this guy as 1 part Harry Dresden to 1 part MacGyver to 1 part Jessica Fletcher, he's nosy and good about figuring his way out of corners, often with weird means that warrant explanation but that explanation is not always...comprehensible.

🥔 [POTATO] What do they have that others see as a flaw, but they don't care about?

For Vel, I answered Potato here! But hmmm let's see...I think some people would think he clings to the past too much, but in his mind he's just very mindful and respectful of it. Having a pseudo ofrenda up throughout most of the year might be pushing it, but while his losses made who he was at the same time having them in his peripherals is just kind of a fact for him and not exactly something he wants to discard or considers a flaw.

🍅 [TOMATO] How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL.

god i'm fucking. puckering my asshole for irl misunderstandings, but between him and other characters like Shoua i think Shoua's going to get the brunt of that. IN-UNIVERSE, it's...It's very complicated. Vel is a character that is constantly in the cusps of things but never a whole thing. Here's his profile: Mestizo/mixed (Mexican/Indigenous, born in the States), bisexual, holds both witch and Catholic beliefs, his fucking sun sign is a Sagittarius/Capricorn cusp. I would wager he's hard to pin down for a lot of people if they look at his statistics on paper, especially the belief aspect of it. Vel doesn't try to be difficult with this, however. I would say at most even those close to him can be reductive and usually refer to him as a witch rather than Catholic even though he hangs the rosary from the rearview and has Catholic jewelry he wears when he's particularly feeling that side of his belief that day.

((and if you want to know Vel's big 3, it's Sag/Capri cusp Sun, Pisces Moon, Aries Rising. it's super not important to the series actually but i feel like a god for figuring it out so there you go.))

((shoua's big three: taurus sun, cancer moon, scorpio rising))

[not-your-babyy13]

So let’s say that Euphoria S3 is gonna start off 5 years in the future. How do you guys want Lexi and Fez’s storyline to open/progress? If he doesn’t go awat, do you guys want them together at the start? Does it change if Fez is in prison during that time?

Cause if he is locked up, I kinda wouldn’t mind them not being together...wait hold those tomatoes...🙈

Hear me out. The five years pass, and they can be in contact together through letters (maybe they lose contact, 🍅 I know), but Lexi goes and she lives her life, thinking that whatever happened with Fez was just a little high school crush, and obviously he’s not in a position to be in a relationship. But then he gets out and through the season, they find each other again, but this time as adults and without Fez’s business hanging over their heads like a black cloud. Then we can see all those firsts we missed out on.

I just feel like if they start off being together (if he is and isn’t in jail) two things are gonna happen:

1. Fez is leaving prison and is gonna have a hard time adjusting, leading to a break up. 

2. Fez never goes to jail, but this is Sam Levinson we are talking about, and will break them up for drama. 

[gardenerian]

hello! can i request 19 & 96 for the trope mashup☺️<3

ooh mills yes! florist AU + "take that” kiss/“shut up” kiss 🌸💋🌼 here’s what i am thinkin:

mickey works some soul sucking factory job - it's not what he wants to do, but he worked for his dad until he kicked the bucket last year and right now it's the best he's got

BUT what he wants to do is own a flower shop with mandy - they learned all about flowers from their mom and reading/thinking about flowers is all that kept him sane after she died

so now that his dad is out of the picture, he turned their run down backyard into a garden, and he's got a weekend stall at the farmer's market selling arrangements and pressed flowers with mandy

he's got a bit of a cult following - people come to the farmer's market to see this crass asshole and his bouquets 💐

so it's going well - mickey is learning a lot, they're making some money... until someone new takes over the stall next to his

some ginger giant is selling vegetables and little jars of sauces and suddenly everyone is flocking to this dude's stall to see the freckled fuck talk about tomatoes

mickey is pissed because not only is this guy taking attention from his flowers, his fucking sister is obsessed with him and she won't shut up about his smile or his pesto and mickey hates him

mickey tries to up both his flower game and his attitude game so people will start coming back to his booth - but that redheaded demon seems to take this as a direct challenge and also ups his golden retriever schtick

and now crowds of people are showing up every week to see the punk florist duke it out with this goofy motherfucker

that stupid asshole keeps looking over and winking at mickey and mickey wants to deck him but he also wants to kiss him a little???

one evening as he's packing up, that copperheaded nightmare wanders over to his stall and starts looking at his flowers like it's no big thing

mickey clears his throat like 🤨??? and ian looks up and him and grins - asks to buy a dozen roses for someone he likes 😉

and mickey's like fuck you, you don't get my flowers after this stupid shit you keep pulling

ian is dumbfounded and a little sad - he thought the whole thing was fun and it's not like they're selling the same fuckin plants???? mickey could just throttle him bc he has been irritated for the last few weeks and it's all this idiot's fault - ian's like.... irritated? you sure that's what it is?

and BAM! they're making out surrounded by flowers and mickey still hates him a little but ian can't stop smiling and maybe mickey wouldn't mind seeing this dude wink at him again

....and then mickey's like. wait. you were gonna buy me a dozen of my own roses???? and ian clearly had not thought that through but he thought it was smooth okay??

and they make out all the time for the rest of forever 😌 and eventually their stalls become one mega stall 😌 and maybe their own shop eventually?? ooohhhhh 👀🍅🌹

[cassioppenny]

Volo red pepper and tomato.... pleas....

🌶️ - Who would they declare their sworn enemy if they could meet them?

im assuming this means characters they never meet. unless disney buys pokemon i think it'd be funny if volo and the master of masters from kingdom hearts had a fist fight. im going to be completely honest i took a little bit of inspiration from MoM when creating milesverse volo. guys who cause problems on purpose and are probably immortal. volo would hate his guts

🍅 - How misunderstood are they?

in universe most people just kinda assume he's just some weirdo and leaves him be. he's not a celebrity he's just some guy that shows up, probably ruins your life, and then leaves.

people who do know him might assume he's pure evil and doesn't care about the lives of people around him. which um yeah he's evil and doesn't really care if people die but in his defense he thinks he can just bring everyone he didn't fucking despise back from the dead after he becomes god.

[smoosnoom]

hiii!

moon i’ve already mentioned that i cried like a baby right? it’s never too late to mention it once again bc im not a crybaby and u need to know how u make me feel.

“Winter is slow. It makes him slower than he likes to be” ohhh somebody is projecting once again i see.

do i have to admit now that i probably would enjoy tomato concoction? at least the thing that google showed me

““Don’t say his name,”” what did will do? 🤔

“It’s too early to go to bed. It’s too dark to do anything fun” no literally. the reason winter is my least favorite season.

“Why he’s still thinking about him” he was ur best friend for more than 10 years. ofc u think about him. i bet u think about him every day.

“Mike has never liked thinking” i guess terrible pick up lines not the only thing we have in common with mike

“wisely holding back the fact he probably hasn’t eaten a vegetable in several days” maybe he should try dustin’s tomato dish

“It’s only eight p.m. when his head hits the pillow, and he’s out like a light” honestly? it’s me rn. im not that sleepy but if my head hit pillow i’ll pass out

“he’s beginning to wonder if all the women in his life weightlift in their free time” or maybe just maybe he needs to eat properly

““Someone already wrote about Hannibal.”” LMFAO

“El lets out a sniffle” oh she’s a Manipulator

““Hi,” Will says” the first time he was mentioned by the name and its like.. the middle of the first chapter?

“Mike’s head feels a little bit like it’s been replaced by a tumble of rocks” not for the first time

“because he is an abomination who likes fries dipped in milkshakes” another reason to trust in tomato concoction 🫡

“Mike would bet countless amounts of money that El’s hands are perfectly clean” she’s evil in a good way and i love that about her <3

“The garage is cold and dark when they step out” oh no?? it feels like a good and a bad thing at the same time

““Because you never did!”” so they’re two idiots again?

“”how is this all my fault? Why am I the bad guy?”” ???? oh…

have i ever mentioned why i haven’t listened “evermore” properly? it cause i decided to listen the day it dropped and i was crying so hard i skipped my classes. so yeah i think i feel the right vibe.

and “about you” is my now love. i listen to it since the album was released and i can’t help having butterflies.

so glad that spirits that possess u until u write something didn’t calm down and now we have that heart-wrenching masterpiece <3

can’t wait till the next chapter!

love u, bye 🤍

hellooo alya i am finally . replying to this because u are Crazy .

😭 im so sorry for making u cry ,, if it helps . it was unintentional !

IT WASNT ENTIRELT PROJECTING . actually a lot of it was ok winter makes me so sluggish ☹️

i am Not a fan of tomato . u can have my tomato portions all u want 🍅

yes !!! winter sucks !!!!!!!! u get me

"i bet u think about him everyday" 😭😭 going after his THROAT oh my god

if it helps . ur pick up lines are so bad that they're charming ! :)

omg like popeye he eats a single vegetable and suddenly becomes So Buff

yes !!!! i wanted the first time will's name is mentioned to be Very Special

U LIKE FRIES AND MILKSHAKES ??*=($*÷(÷(÷ ALYA

el using her cuteness for Evil she's everything to me

they're two idiots again ☹️

oh no 😭😭 u are So real for that evermore evokes emotion in me that i can't even describe !!! and I LOVEEEEE ABOUT YOU omg do u also like the 1975 ? im such a big fan of them !!!!!

alya im 29929219% sure if i searched up Nicest Sweetest Best Person in the World, ur name would pop up

ilysm, thank u always for motivating me :] <3

[beck-a-leck]

For the Farming Sim game, I'd like to know: 🍋, 🍅 , 🍐, and 🍉!

Farm Sim Asks!

Thanks for playing!

Lemon 🍋 - Least favorite character

You know... I don't know if I have a Least Favorite character. My experience with the HM/SoS games is they tend to not make unlikable characters (or at least hatable ones). I know there is like, one exception with Allan (i think) from ANB, but I never played far enough to get to him so I have no real opinion on him.

Any other character I might dislike I low key forget they exist until I come across them mostly because they tend to be boring and forgetable.

I guess if I had to pick a character I am familiar with and dislike, it would be Rick from FoMT. But even then, I'm fully aware that Rick isn't a Bad Guy or a bad character. I know his implied background and I can see how everything he has gone through and is going through makes him the way he is. But also, he's a mean older brother and he's needlessly rude and petty about Kai. Like, I will just start a new game, talk to Rick once and then the next day he's opening a conversation with "I like everyone in this town except Kai" and proceeds to talk shit about a person I haven't even met. Like. He's digging for a chance to vent and tell you how much he hates the guy his sister has a crush on, he wants to stir up the drama and ensure you are On His Side, and I can't stand people like that. Don't bring up shit I didn't ask about when it's something bad about someone else.

Tomato 🍅 - Favorite and least favorite festival?

If I have to pick a single favorite, I'm gonna say it's the Tomato Festival from Back to Nature. I absolutely loved the mini game that came with it while you chucked tomatoes at others. It was so much fun for me.

In general I tend to like the festivals that are mini games, it gives me something to look forward to and breaks up the routine a little bit.

For least favorite festivals... I don't think I have one specifically. In general I'm not super fond of the 'gift giving' types of festivals, where I have to make a specific kind of thing and give it to people, because often early in the games I don't have the materials/ability to participate, and I hate feeling like I'm missing out. Add to that I kinda hate having to go out of my way to hunt everybody down to give them a flower or cookies or whatever (or hang around my farm all day to make sure I'm there every time someone shows up to get something) is a Huge disruption to my schedule and I end up getting nothing done those days that I want to. But even then, I don't hate those kids of festivals, they're just inconvenient.

Pear 🍐 - Favorite rival pairing (Canon or non-canon)?

Oh, i did answer this one on the fanfic side blog, but I can always come up with more ships I like.

To paraphrase, I'm a very fluid shipper, so I can and will ship anyone and everyone if someone makes a compelling argument for them, or I tend to default to the canon pairings.

But a non-canon rival ship I've always liked is Siluka/Kasumi from 3oT. I think the two of them would be the chillest girlfriends together.

Watermelon 🍉 - Favorite rare pair?

I mean. Hands down, gotta be Hector/Holly lmao. It's my little rowboat, but I will drag as many people on board as possible. I honestly think I've written about 90% of the stuff for them, and the rest I either requested or was a gift exchange fic so...

I am the captain of this ship.

[aby-off-topic]

Tagged by @lazilyholyduck Thanks!

Star: Sagittarius

Height: 5’1”

Gender: cis-woman

Sexuality: heterosexual (and a thing for m/m pairings)

Wallpaper: this cropped pic from art by NinjaDragon3 on deviantart.com

Where do you see yourself in ten years: still in Austin and still working for the state. Ten years from now I’ll only have three more years until retirement!

If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be: It’s a toss-up between in bed, asleep... and traveling somewhere, like Scotland.

Coolest Halloween costume: probably the Fem!demon!Sebastian I did in 2016.

Fave 90’s show: the 90’s are a blur for me, TV-wise. I watched so much tv back then.... Seinfeld, The Simpson’s, Law and Order, Dinosaurs, Home Improvement, Married with Children, That 70’s show, etc. I was born in 1977, so by the 90’s I was watching just about everything, including what we could get from the UK on PBS, so Red Dwarf, Mulberry, etc. I’m not sure I can even choose a real fave!

Last kiss: some dude I dated years ago. Don’t recall his name or exactly what year that was. 😆

Ever been stood up: Yeah, by one of the last guys I set up a date with. I think it actually was the last date I tried to go on. He didn’t meet me anywhere we agreed to because what he really wanted me to do is give in and drive to his place. It was supposed to be our first time meeting in person, so there was no way I was going to do that....

Fave pair of shoes: probably the brown leather Clarks I wear almost every day. Comfortable and appropriate for my work in a lab.

Boring and heavily scuffed, but I don’t care!

Fave fruits: tomatoes 🍅 are technically fruits. So are avocados 🥑. But if you mean sweet ones, I’ll say blueberry, banana 🍌, mango, and cherry 🍒.

Fave book: “Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley is an all-time fave. I can also list the Harry Potter series, the His Dark Materials series, and... most other books I’ve read! We’ll just say BNW for now.... 🤣

Fave gif: I don’t have one? Maybe the flashing black and white one of a chibi Sebastian going “Party Time” with a champagne bottle labeled “catnip”? I’ll spare you all that image, since it’s a flashing gif. Here’s a corgi butt. I like corgis; they have the best dog butts, and this is hands-down my fave gif of a corgi butt.

Tagging: @shinigami-mistress @ink-intheblood-ink-inthekeys @white-queen-lacus @darylhighwind @aroturier @briarwynthemorphling @speeb-racer @rachel-angelina @grumpity-grumpgrump @yet-he-was-intrepid @guarddogclaudia @uncompteinutile @oliviacalin @peaches-and-memes @engelenmaker @folding-scarlett-barks and I’ll stop there because there are just too many!

A Tag Game

Thanks for tagging me!! @bannu219 @ushirin-chan @chromehoplite <3

Star sign: Virgo

Gender: Female

Height: Guess I’m Average? lol

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Wallpaper: I have this beautiful edit made by @zetalica!!

Where do u see urself in 10 years?: Definetely not in jail.

if you could be anywhere else right now, where would u be?: I would be on the moon teaching space rocks how to play piano (I mean, my room is fine)

Coolest halloween costume?: Like a costume of mine? Well there was this Migi’s I did, the alien thing from Parasyte. It was so freaking hilarious hahah

Fave 90s show?: Dragon Ball Z!!! That show is my childhood

Last kiss: Bold of you to assume I’ve had a first one hahahah nah but for real, I’m saving It.

Ever been stood up?: Nah

Favorite pair of shoes?: These low quality converse, dang the brand is so unpopular I don’t even remember which was It.

Fave fruit: Straberries and avocados!! 

Fave book: Olivia by Giselle Schwarzkopf

Fave GIF: 

I don’t really have a fave gif since I don’t use them as often, but hey I found a doggy winking!! This is the cutest thing I’ve seen today asfgafsag

I’m tagging @dummylee07 @nanni-art @phantom-17 @detavot @zetalica