#hewill

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okay to me kim dokja's prophecy does not make me feel emotional because of the romance. it does not hurt me because of that. i will often make fun of kim dokja for the line 'in the star stream, people are stories' line. because it really is in someway a way to keep distancing himself from the people he loves. but it is also that one single line that changes the entire text. could you imagine loving a story so much that it one day kills you? could you? he hears 'incarnation kim dokja will be killed by the person he loves most' and he wonders. who will it be. he doesnt love anyone. and everyone wonders. which one of them will it be. because they all love him so, so much. and it turns out to be none of them. all of them. yoo joonghyuk is the one who does the dead, yes. and he loves kim dokja, yes. but more than that it is the story that kim dokja has read for almost his entire life. it was the story that kept him alive. it was written to keep him alive. and it kills him. could you imagine loving a story so much it kills you. that it was created for you. just for you. and its own sword is what pierces through your heart and leaves you to die. and even then it still did not want this. could you imagine. the narrative loves you and you love the narrative and it does not want this. but it happens anyway. and incarnation kim dokja will be killed by the person he loves most. and. and

[quirkle2]

[zombie au] i likethem a lot

[gotmyyass2marz]

hey .heyhey hye hey . didyou knkow his birthday isin exactly 6 days ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[nrc-confessions]

Smash phone with hamber

but then how will Micah be chronicaly online all day :(

[tetraduels]

infected from regretevator

[angeltism]

we put your boyfriend in the microwave on the reheat setting

NOOOOO MY BOYFRIENDDD....

[mammalsofaction]

Its ok hes still king pretty pretty princess

God if only Dr. Doofenshmirtz had won the Tumblr sexyman contest. The two nickels memes are good now but it would be UNMATCHED.

[yandereforme]

how would the yandere bat fam react to y/n having meltdowns (e.g kicking and screaming and sobbing ect)

TW: mentions of self harm and meltdowns, sedatives,

That depends entirely on why.

If it’s because of something like the hot and cold treatment, and you throwing their treatment back in their face? Then they will be a lot more patient than if you wanted to leave.

Bruce won’t react outwardly. On the inside? He’s beating himself up for everything he’s put you through. He feels like a failure, and will try to compensate with gifts and attention. He can’t fix the past, but he can make sure he doesn’t do it again. If you are a danger to yourself? He will try to talk you down, but if he can’t, he will knock you out. You will be on suicide watch until he thinks he can trust you again.

Dick will feel guilty regardless, and the only way he will step in is if you are in danger of hurting yourself. He’s angry at himself, you needed him! You are obviously acting out just like he did! Get ready to be infantilized to the extreme, and not have any alone time to yourself for a while. If you hurt yourself, she will be worse. Do you want be allowed to even stand, he will carry you from place to place. He didn’t do anything for you then, so he’s going to do everything for you now.

Jason will take it all without complaint. He knows he messed up and he will take the punishment. You need yo get it out of your system. If you are in any danger of hurting yourself, he will stop it in a second though. You can hurt him, but you will never be allowed to hurt yourself.

Tim won’t take anything you say as anything more than hysteria. He’s such a delusional yandere that he’s genuinely confused as to why you are doing this. Hewill get you any comfort items you have, but he will not know what to say, and may end up setting you off again. The second you are in danger of hurting yourself though? He will knock you out without hesitation.

Damian will flounder. He has no idea what to do, since this will be the first time he sees you like this. He will most likely just let you go through it, silently standing by, and will bring you water and food that he knows you enjoy once you stop. If you start hurting yourself, he will instinctively stop you. He’ll probably restrain you, and talk to you like a spooked animal. I can honestly see him being the best with you when you’re like that.

If you were having a meltdown about wanting to leave the manner, they will do the same things, but be a lot less guilty and a lot more firm. You almost died the last time you left. You aren’t allowed to leave. They have to make up for what they’ve done to you. Also, Damien will definitely sedate you if he thinks you want to leave.

You wanted this love for so long. You’ve got it now. They love you. Now be a good sibling/kid, and don’t try to leave. It’s too dangerous for you outside. They are giving you everything you wanted and will buy you whatever you’d like. You just have to stay with them. 

Edit: Thank you for giving me this request. I’ve been having trouble writing these days, but your request gave me some much needed serotonin, so I was able to finish this and a few other things. Please send me more requests, and comment on my posts more. I crave validation lol

[squea]

wakey wakey rise and shine its first day of spring in a new town, new home, new food friends, new job, new corn! hewill become the friend of the world... but yeah probably a public enemy too!

fun fact: corn has never seen his own reflection!

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[choupistickfaitdesbetises]

When you see that he is going to do something crazy, but you already know that you will always follow him to the ends of the earth. Hewill never let you down either.

BTS

[antoschauniverse]

Hey all you jealous people. Just came to letcyou all know. David is happy and so is Mo. He is wearing a ring now, because he found a metal he is not allergic to. And he's not going to be taking it off, so lay off the history lesson. He is also keeping the tattoo because hewill always be at Mo's side till death. The wedding was beautiful, Mo walked down the aisle to Alex Warren's Ordinary💒. It was small and intimate😍. The vows were just beautiful, he really put his English degree to use. Mo looked radiant in her Ralph Lauren white gown. D was in a tux, looked dashing. Better than he looked in that other wedding in '97😜.Just so you know he didn't sing, wanted to save his energy for the wedding night. Try to leave the love birds alone, mond your own business and try to make your own money. Mo is a millionaire now, from smoothies and sex and a husband who adores her. Ciao jelly babies

"It was small and intimate". And David personally gave you the details. Or was it his wife/kept woman?😂😂

I'm sure David wanted to save his energy for the wedding night. The old man is almost 65 years old. I hope he didn't forget to buy Viagra so he wouldn't embarrass himself on their wedding night😂.

Mo is the wife of a millionaire. That's a very big difference💩

Don't worry about us. We're having fun laughing at an old man who's trying to look young and we're laughing (someone feels sorry) over his wife/kept woman, who got the ring along with the duty to forever satisfy the old man's sexual desires and serve his old ass🤣.

Adios, baby Mo.

[eurydiceauxenfers]

Matchup @figsnpassionfruits!

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X-Men

Description

I ship you with Wolverine! You’re both intimately connected to nature and world travelers! You’re also both on the short side, meaning your height difference is perfect for smooches and cuddling! You’d be able to keep up with him physically and as an ENTJ, emotionally. Logan is ultimately a good person, extremely loyal to his friends and with a hidden soft side, but he hides it under a rough exterior and he’s deliberately contrarian (he essentially deliberately pushes away and “tests” people until they snap and either leave him or verify his initial bad impression of them, because his past trauma makes him fear connection). His partner is going to need a strong will of their own to be able to push back against him early on and earn his respect (then admiration, and finally love), which you’d definitely be able to. I can see you as an X-men yourself eventually taking over team leadership from Scott, and I think you’d be able to wrangle Logan in a way he never did. Logan is a major introvert so your more balanced extroversion would be able to help him feel more comfortable in social situations, but you’re not peppy enough to annoy him like Kurt occasionally does (whatever Resting Bitch Face you may have pales in comparison to his Active Bitch Energy). 

Headcanons 

Trains with you for your wrestling matches; even once you’re together, he won’t let you down easy, you’ll definitely be working up a sweat by the end. He’s definitely flirty throughout it, but flirty like the Honda Civic scene was flirty, if that makes any sense

Takes you to his cabin the woods for vacations, nothing but you him and the wilderness for miles and miles

Because of your level headed attitude when dealing with unfair criticism and experience being in the spotlight, you often act as the X-men’s public face. Unfortunately, this also often means you’re the first target of bigots, super or otherwise. Logan will not put up with this at all, hewill throw himself in front of anything that threatens you without hesitation. (Un)fortunately this isn’t something you’ll ever be able to stop him from doing “Better me than you darlin’. I’m used to taking hits. ‘Sides, I’ll always heal, you know I’d never leave you .”

The last time Logan visited Turkey, it was still the Ottoman Empire, which means you get the opportunity to introduce him to modern Turkish food, music and culture. He’s still a weeb at heart but he ends up really loving your country 

You’d think Logan probably wouldn’t be the marrying type well you’d be totally wrong I have canon proof all this man wants deep down is to be domesticated. All jokes aside he’d definitely propose, and probably a little earlier than you’d expect him to. The proposal wouldn’t be too fancy, but it would be genuine, earnest, and down to earth just like him.

Theme Song

Forty-Five Years- Stan Rogers

Tropes

looks like he can kill you (is actually a cinnamon roll) x looks like a cinnamon roll (she can actually kill you) 

rivals to lovers

loose canon x the only one who can control them

Their Favorite Thing About You

It sounds silly but, he loves your freckles! He counts them when you’re together, trying to map and memorize them like stars in the sky. You’ll be with him and you’ll be talking about something, and suddenly his gaze will focus and a soft smile will spread across his face and you know he’s thinking about kissing each and everyone one of them individually.

How you Fit Into Character Dynamics 

Like I said, I think you’d be an excellent leader for the X-men, maybe you start out as a second in command before being promoted after Cyclops retires to spend more time with his family. In the comics the X-men end up having a lot of drama around team leadership; when Cyclops leaves, Storm ends up taking over, and then he comes back and neither is willing to step down (not to mention whenever Professor X takes a more hands-on approach to leadership both feel undermined), and then both end up leaving temporarily so poor Kurt is forced to take over because he’s got seniority and he has no aptitude for it and absolutely hates being in charge, then a reformed Magneto inherits the team when Charles dies, and the whole time Wolvie is constantly playing maverick and beefing with whoever’s in control and its a complete mess. I think having someone like you around, who is happy to step up when needed, but also humble enough to let somebody else take the reins, would be huge. Whether in control or acting as second, you’d be a major stabilizing presence (and you’d even get Logan to hush up occasionally). 

Generally I see you as someone who gets along with everyone. You’re probably closest to the Giant Size X-Team (Nighcrawler,  Storm, Kitty and maybe Colossus?) as they’re all part of the same core group with Wolvie, you’d be able to play well with all of them. I also think you’d get along well Logan’s clone-daughters Laura Kinney (aka X-23) and Honeybadger! Honeybadger especially would totally look up to you. 

Character You Remind me of Most

You remind me of Storm! You both have a commanding presence, a strong sense of justice, and a deep love of nature. 

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Avengers

> Description

I ship you with Black Panther! You’re similar in your personality, even tempered, humble but suited towards leadership. You both are a nice balance of extroverted and introverted as well. I can see you meeting him on vacation (or perhaps on a work trip) in Wakanda and you two getting along swimmingly! Its definitely a lot chiller and smoother of a romance than your other match lol.

> Headcanons

T’Challah loves to see the world outside of his home so he will happily let you teach him about Turkish culture! (his favorite part of Turkey are the street cats, of course)

His pet names for you are usually pretty classic “my love” “my queen,” he also has a lot of pet names for you in Wakadan (which is based of off the Xhosa language, thus probably something similar to their terms of endearment like “sthandwa sam”  “mntwam” “pariri”, etc)

Forehead kisses. Need I say more.

Also wrestles with you! Unlike Logan, he doesn’t view it so much as a competition as an exchange of ideas and skills, he takes it a lot more seriously. Except when he doesn’t and uses it as blatant excuse for flirting lol

The coronation event once you two get married is amazing! You have the most beautiful gown made just to your specifications. You'll definitely get ample opportunities to dress up as Queen of Wakanda, if you want them. Or you can keep it casual; you're the queen, who's going to stop you?

Will give you a guided tour through Wakanda’s surrounding jungles, pointing out every piece of Flora and Fauna unique to them. He also has a bunch of Cool Animal Facts memorized and ready to share at any time!

> Theme Song

Songbird- Fleetwood Mac

> Tropes

battle couple

finishing each others sentences

sheltered royalty x streetwise commoner

> Their favorite thing about you

He loves how well traveled you are; T’Challah loves to hear you talk about the places you’ve been, the things you’ve done, the people you’ve met, the things you’ve seen, the lessons you’ve learned. For all his power and intellect and charm and skill, it’s he who looks up to you for everything you know. I can totally see him slipping off into retirement to travel incognito with you for a bit and see what you’ve seen.

> How You Fit Into Character Dynamics

First of all, I think you’d make an excellent queen of Wakanda 🤭! You already have the natural leadership skills needed! Shuri absolutely adores you as her new big sister and is always eager to talk to you. I can see too a pretty active role in command, earning you a good amount of respect from Okoye and the other Dora Milaje. 

> Who you’re most like You remind me a lot of Captain America! You both are natural born leaders, with a bit of standoffish in your demeanor that masks a big heart and a strong sense of right and wrong.

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

violently hewill die violently today

[fellaroix]

「 HELP 」 : for sender to help receiver undress

it's raining, he thinks? stepping up to the steps of his ( their ) home. he can hear something dripping, pat plit pat on the wood, but can't recall what it is. can't recall how long it's been since he's come upon this door. ( how long since he left it? a fit of rage and door swinging on it's hinges. there's a dent, a hole, where the knob hit the wall that he will mourn later when he realizes it. ) it's closed, at least, and his wet hand smears on the metal, swings the door open.

he finds her, of course he does. that string soaked in blood tugs him to her no matter what, now. ( god forgive him, god forgive him he will go to confession he will repent he will hewill hewillhewill. ) wanders the house with the simple, single-minded action of finding her.

there, red eyes afix on her, pale and lips curled. vincent tilts his head, just slightly, observes her, a worried wrinkle between his brows. she starts towards him, and he stays, doesn't flinch at the rush of her, the hunger in her gaze. his eyes stay fixed on her, meeting her halfway.

her fingers tug at his clothes, soaked and messy and wet. ( wet, why are they wet? he remembers teeth in a neck, growling snarling like a dog, how good it felt. how sweet it tasted. ) vincent makes a noise in his throat, small and wordless, reaching to pull her hands away and press his blood covered hand to her mouth, thumb slipping in.

he holds her there, presses close, grinds the hard length of him against her slow and huffing as his lips graze her ear.

"feed, darling, take what you need." he murmurs, low and commanding but gentle, mouth pressing light and gentle to her neck.

[imperfectercell]

Hello I am a complete rando but I would love to hear more about your Cell X thoughts

MANY YEARS LATER I COME TO YOU. with a fresh cell x drawn today and a bunch i dont think i Ever posted? lets also count this as day 19 for cellvember. for fun.

Fu brought Cell X here bc he was curious on if he Could restore cell back to his normal state and reverse engineer his mothers programming/magic, and restores his mind just so he doesnt lose his fingers again. Cell begrudgingly accepts for now bc theres nothing else he can do to return to his beloved perfection but he despises this. He hates Fu and fu goes lolll ur so funny

at one point heWill get cured and shrunken down but will never be the same. he sort of makes friends with kamioren who fu lets come down to look at ex cell x and they bond over being freaks

[therewillbenoromance]

IM SCAREVWUJEJKENEHEIEEK

FALLS DOWN TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS

SAME OHH NY FUCKING GOD

ok ive calmed down a teeny tiny bit. maybe this isnt even that bad. maybe we're all gonna be fine. maybe hewill never ever use the tumblr account Ever. :)